#LMFAOO THIS IS SO DUMB

[m0thiarq]

tumblr sexymen together

[ashmp3]

i don’t think people realize how alienating and lonely it is to not have romantic interactions as a teen. Not that i think being in a relationship at that age would do me any good but it would make me feel more normal and less unlovable for sure

[isatoru]

ok bro so i don't know how to make this post SDJFHSH and say hi hello i missed everyone without being awkward and facing cricket noises since it's been over a year since i’ve logged in LMFAO and ppl still following r gonna be like ??? but .... ASKDUSDL HELLO!!!!! 🙂‍↕️ to everyone that is still here ... <3

I MISSED YA'LL SM OMG ;---; i hope some of you still remember me so this won’t be too awkward 🙂‍↕️🙏

on that note!!!! i have returned because i have really bad gojo and isagi brainrot since rewatching/rereading jjk + getting into bllk

+ i have so many fics i have completed that i want to post !!! i have been cooking in isolation and after much needed self-growth and love in writing <3 ;v; (gojo, isagi, and nanami ones mostly lmaoo AND ALSO A SUKUNA SERIES I WANT TO POST) AND IDK WHAT TO POST FIRST LOL

also to the mutuals (that remain... <3) please do not be alarmed if u see me in ur notifs reblogging fics for my current faves and yapping in ur tags 🙂‍↔️ like in the next few days LMFAO i have been deprived of reading good fic for soooo long bruh and now im like. I NEED TO READ FOR GOJO AND ISAGI SO BAD…. i missed fic so bad...

would ya'll be chill if i posted writing out of the blue here lmao and changed my username ??... it wouldn't be too awkward ?? 🙂‍↔️ (for the username i will change it in a few days despite my impatience so i give everybody like a chance to get used to me being on their dash so it won't be too alarming LMAOO)

[shooteranatomy]

"are you fucking stupid"

my silly ass:

[akascow]

i think one of the stupidest parts about racist conservative's arguments against 'illegal' immigrants and Black people supposedly causing more crime 'in their country' is that its not only blatantly not true but also white men take up largest demographic of criminal offenders and idk how they keep refusing to see that lmfao

[longlegsnamjoon420]

Ok this is a psa for the girlies always wear sunscreen and don’t avoid the doctor 💖 I am so serious

[cheemsitz]

As a psychology major, I can say and firmly believe that Freud is so stupid. He'd be so close to getting it, then boom. He's back to saying stupid ass shit.

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober day #6: office

this would totally happen

[blackdragoncake]

I. I just wanted ta get this one out :/

I'll prolly tryn make a lil comic that lead up ta this,,

[youredreamingofroo]

What piece of synesthesia art are you

like before, feel free to do this and tag me- or dont :)

She by Dodie Clark

you're warm and you're comforting! you're a sweet and affectionate person, and you always know exactly how to make others feel loved. be sure to give some of that same care to yourself. you deserve it.

Another extra under the cut - NSFT? Just in case- cuz it has wet dream and sexy in it... idk what to tag or consider nsft so im sorry 😭

What "sexy" archetype are you

Sapiosexual Wet Dream

Ex: Donna Tartt characters, the hot philosophy professor, turtleneck-wearers You're a bit of a pretentious douchebag, but that's okay! Because as long as there are dark academia fans that are willing to put up with your smoking habit and emotional incompetence, you're fine

[loveoaths]

darth plagueis is such a funny character because he views himself as the new sith It Girl (until palpatine's arrival) but his it factor is comprised of:

being super racist, all the time, just for the hell of it

sensing midichlorians but not being able to understand, control, distort, absorb, or reinvigorate them, which are actually useful abilities

possessing large sums of money only to refuse to use any of it in fun ways

complaining about humans' obsession with "eating food for fun." the man has the diet of a severe IBS sufferer and would absolutely drink soylent for every meal

acting as architect of the future of the sith, only to die before it comes to fruition

doing actual eugenics as a hobby

hanging out with his droid, Thesaurus

leading the racist space illuminati (normal flavor) AND the other racist space illuminati aka the sith (flavor blasted)

getting upset when palpatine makes him ride on the back of his gayboy motorcycle and drives too fast

ignoring palpatine's skywalker-esque tantrums

being the son of a cuck

did i mention the racism

basically plagueis is an business major who couldn't hack it as a med student, and palpatine is his snot nosed high school friend who makes draco malfoy look like a saint. what a fuckin guy

[dogfags]

It's so funny when ppl tell me I'm "not a real punk/goth/etc" when I'm not trying to be nor identify myself as any of those things

[moe-broey]

Thank you transwomen (in general but also) for the term "boymode" bc using that terminology for myself as a transguy (so, "girlmode") has been the only way I've been able to aptly and succinctly describe whatever the hell was going on *vaguely gestering to my adolescence from ages 15 to 19* there.

[smuttyaf]

finding out taylor russel is canadian makes me love her even more now

[impishsensei-a]

Have you ever written a poem or haiku?

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

❝ yes. ❞ as someone that's naturally good at everything, satoru has dabbled in the art of poetry. song-writing, specifically. who could ever forget such incredible lines like:

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

or

I know you got a fat ass You know, I love a fat ass I'll keep you poppin' them tags Girl, I really don't know How you fit in them pants Can't figure it out clearly, satoru has bars unlike any other.

[batheir]

"it makes me feel lonelier because i have a lot of people who call me their friend, but it's just who i am that it's all they care about... it's not genuine. somehow, it makes one feel even more alienated from genuine connections to other humans." but it's nice, unfortunate he can relate, but nice he can understand. "fine... okay, i guess i will." she stubbornly caves, maybe just because it makes her slightly laugh when he adds to her beyonce line. "slow? what if taking it slow means we'll always just be friends, though? that might be counterproductive when we've already surpassed the flirting stage. that's why it additionally made me so angry... i thought you were just playing with me. and i think that'll just confuse me and frustrate me more." because she doesn't want to play these off and on games.

"the mountain thing is excusable. but not the kitchen picture." helena knows she isn't an idiot, she knows exactly why that kitchen picture was set up like that. "which– like i said, you can have each other if it's mutual on both ends. but since you're saying it's not on your end, then... she should sleep with one eye open." mumbling ominously, idly looking down at her black nails. since if he wants to be more with her, then she won't take too well to the other girl not butting out and trying to wreck things between them. people like that crawled all over her nerves and caused an anger to spark inside her that she was pretty good at keeping tamed, until she wasn't. "sure, you do that. i hope you will." or she will.

still so nice to know he was hiking and being hugged shirtless, while she was waiting around for him at a dumb event she'll regret forever. "yeah, i mean, i'd hope so because who does that? if i go on a trip with my friend jon and get shirtless around him, is that going to sound right to you if you're my boyfriend?" casting a glare towards him as she moves her head to look up at him once they've fell half way back against the chair, he was just making it more difficult to stay mad at when he wrapped her up in his jacket and continued to squeeze her. kissing her head and calling her a little name that warmed her aching heart, what if that was just successful buttering up? "i just don't want to be played with." how sweet everything felt, before all of this, it's scary how it can be ruined so quickly. and that's why she kept crying along with the sun sinking.

eventually, helena forces herself to sit up and stop thinking... which helped slow the tears, smearing and swiping until they stopped. a slight smile twitched at her lips at his comment about the sun. "even if i'm upset at you, i'm agreeing we should go in because i don't want you to be cold." first to stand up, his jacket on her shoulders falling around her like a dress. her hand eagerly tugs at his before disappointedly letting go at remembering how aggravated she still is, turning to go inside first so she can find a seat at her vanity in need of fixing everything she smeared off now.

alex nods his head just to let helena know that he’s listening,  denim-clad arms curling tightly around her waist.   “i know this feeling all too well.   growing up,  i didn’t really have a best friend either.”   he was a fairly liked kid.   he played basketball,  both for the school and in the intramural league at his family’s church,  and wasn’t bad-looking,  but forming long-lasting connections didn’t come naturally to him.   “let’s take it slow.   if you let me be your friend,  helena,  i will prove myself to you.   i’ll do whatever it takes to gain your trust,  and if it takes the next ten years,  that’s okay with me.”   he’ll never stand her up again.   he’ll always be there for her.   “well,  i’m not jay-z.   when i commit to someone,  i stay loyal and i believe in working on relationships and repairing them instead of choosing the easy,  sneaky way out.”   he can see where helena is coming from,  and doesn’t blame her for feeling this way about him.   he just prays she gives him a chance to fix what’s been broken between them because he doesn’t want to lose her.

“i know what it looks like in the pictures,  but you have to trust me on this…   i really wasn’t getting chummy with poppy.   i would never do anything like that to you,  helena.   i only carried her down the mountain ‘cause she sprained her ankle and i —   it’s the kind of person that i am.   i just want to help everybody.   i wouldn’t leave my worst enemy on top of that mountain,  let alone a friend.   but there was nothing romantic about it.   the picture that she took of us in the kitchen…   i wasn’t wearing a shirt because the AC wasn’t working properly and it was way too hot that day,  and now i see why she shouldn’t have hugged me like that,  but at the time i didn’t think much of it.   i will set some boundaries,  okay?”   he shakes off his denim jacket and drapes it over her shoulders.   it’s an over-sized one,  looks big enough on him.   on helena’s petite frame,  it’s more like a blanket or a gown.   he wraps it tightly around her and hugs her again,  his cheek nuzzling into her shoulder blade as he listens to her voice.

“of course,  little cat.   you come first.   we come first.   i’ll never go on another summer trip with just poppy.   i don’t want to go anywhere without you.”   it’s a small price to pay for helena’s peace of mind and his own clean conscience.   as fun as these trips were when they were younger,  they’ve lost their magic lately and now only serve to mess with his head.   “i just —   don’t feel bad,  baby.   i should be the only one feeling bad,  and i do.”   which is why he keeps apologizing,  large hands rubbing her arms to try and keep her warm.   “it’s okay to cry,  helena.   let it all out.   you have every right to feel this way because even though you forgive me,  it doesn’t magically turn back the clock and take all the pain away.   healing takes time.   i just want you to know that i’m here for you.   i’ll always be here for you.”   his own eyes fill with tears.   he leans back so that he’s half-sitting,  half-lying in the chair,  and pulls her into his chest.   his arms slipping under her knees and coiling around her back,  he cradles her as if she were his baby and kisses her forehead.   “cruel sun,  who let you go down now?   i think we should show it that we don’t care.   let’s go inside,  what do you say?”