#LMFAO oops xD

[hrhprincerichard]

[Moans when Grant says he wants his fingers in his mouth. Groans when Grant says he wants him so bad.] I want you so bad too. Want to take over from your fingers with my mouth. You feel so good in my mouth, Grant. Sound and look even better than you do right now. [Moans because Grant sounds and looks so good right now. Moans even louder when he gets that picture and hears Grant saying he's imagining it's him.] Oh yeah, that's exactly what I wanted to see. Fuck. [Moans again because of how hot he's finding all of this.] Keep teasing your dick with too light touches, I know that's got to be driving you crazy. It's driving me crazy just to watch. Move your other hand down to your balls. I want to see you play with them like I do. You have great balls, they deserve some attention too. [Takes another photo of himself to show Grant that he hasn't given in and started stroking his dick faster yet despite really wanting to.]

[Moans loudly when Richard says he wants his dick in Grant's mouth too and that he does so good. And again at the whimper Richard lets out.] Want your fingers in my mouth. And your dick. [Moans again when Richard says he's doing good again and at what Richard says he should do next.] Fuck, I want your tongue on me. I want you so bad, Richard. [Groans at the picture Richard sends.] Yes, fuck, you look so good, sweetheart. Gonna give you what you want. I wanna touch myself just how you want me to. [He takes a picture of himself bringing a finger back to his mouth, making a show of sucking on it until he pulls it out nice and wet with his spit. Then he shows himself moving his hand down to his dick and running his finger under it slowly from base to tip. He lets out a loud moan as he does then sends it.] I'm imagining its you, Richard. Your hand. Your tongue. Tell me what you wanna see next, sweetheart.

[cursedfortune]

you ever just feel like andy from t//win p//eaks. aka the cop that cries whenever he encounters a corpse. yeah, me too.

[kuiinncedes]

i'm listening to gleeeee

[ofgravitation-moved]

“ if i start sparkling, someone just-- end me. I AM NOT DRINKING DEER. EW! ”

[residentfurry]

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[nothing-tolose]

All Because I Liked A Girl.

Part 2.

Warning: death threats, panic attack (?), lmk if i missed anything!

A/N: still kinda short anyway but yeah here it is. english isn't my first language so pls pls i hope u guys can understand t____t love u guys sm xoxo

Part 1.

🇵🇸 Daily click.

You keep your phone on screen after you saw those comments on school's blog. You couldn't tell what's happening right now, too many comments made you so hard to search the problem. You bring that thing to everywhere; kitchen, living room, porch, or even to the bathroom.

It's been two hours since you woke up and you haven't showered yet. You were too focused on your school's blog. You sit on your dining chair with a cup of water in front of you, fingers still scrolling and searching.

'Why there's so much bad comments towards me? Why do people keep mentioning Ellie and Anne in between my name?'

You keep asking the same question in your head. You have no idea. Because, oh really, what the fuck is happening right now? You didn't even do anything wrong before!

And you stopped scrolling when you saw Anne's post.

11 hours ago

@annel1se-torres

oh.. i think.. people should be know about a girl who just stole someone's girlfriend, yeah? been hiding this for months but i guess today is the right time to tell you all. aaanddd this isn't about a gossip at all since it was happened to me:)

i would never understand why did she still can smile so brightly after she stole my gf, oops, i mean.. my ex. sorry my bad ;(

there's no girls supporting girls when the one have NO SHAME 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

anyway, have a good night everyone! <3

You froze. You figured out that her post was the problem of all those bad comments, and that post finally answered your curiosity.

Who doesn't know about Anne, though? Everyone knew her as an 'IT GIRL' or something like that on your school. She was dated with Ellie back then and broke up 5 months ago. Everyone always praising her like she's the perfect one, no one could replace her. Good grades, good looking, good personality. Oh, she got them all.

You were confused. It was 5 months ago, you started talking with Ellie 3 months ago, and started dating with her a month after that. There's a little big gap between their relationship with yours, right? Why did she bring up about that and saying that you stole Ellie?

Did she really talking about you? Or you were just overanalyzing? Absolutely not. She haven't been in relationship after her break up with Ellie. If the post wasn't about you and Ellie, then who?

People in her comments section were shading you and even mentioning YOUR NAME.

@bracchiosoreuzz

I THINK I KNOW WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT :0 her name starts with * right?

@annel1se-torres replied

@brachhiosoreuzz girl i know you're smart but shh 🤫

@butter-cheese777

i fucking agree w you anne, no girls supporting girls when the one have NOOO SHAAAMEEE FOR STEALING SOMEONE'S GIRLFRIEND!

@rainawastinghertime

lmfao, she's ugly tho why did ellie accept her to be her girlfriend? ugh she's not worthy to be compared with you, girl

@77-s18

ugly bitch always steal everything

@plhrmc

she should be dead fr i don't care what anyone says

@dont-lookat-m33 replied

@plhrmc hey delete that, you're going too far

@dont-lookat-m33

are you sure that she stole ellie from you? i mean, they started dating like around three months after your break up. think again, anne. im on your side if they were dating a week after the break up. she's already getting a death threat because of your post. not everything should be about you though.

@77-s18 replied

@dont-lookat-m33 guys it's her!!! use your real account you loser XD

You shouldn't have seen those comments, you should've just see the post. Those comments were worst than the first you saw before. The way Anne replied their comments, and didn't even care about the others. What's her actual problem with you? You both were never interacting before. All you know is Anne's post was absolutely a lie because you didn't even care abour her or thinking about her when you talking to Ellie for the first time until you dating with her.

It was your first time getting really really bad comments and death threats. You were definitely scared. Firstly they said they'll spit on you on Monday morning if you show up, and now they wishing you dead.

You can't stop scrolling and reading the comments, it gets worse. God, they made you scared to death. Your body starts to shaking, your hands too. You hold your tears.

Your phone buzzed when you were about to see more comments on Anne's post. Lauren calls you again.

"Hey, I just found the–"

"Lau, I.." You couldn't talk, words suddenly disappeared. Lauren can hear your breath, and you were panting. "I saw those comments. They–"

Lauren went silent, she took a deep breath, "Would you close the blog right now? Please?" Now she sounds more softer than the last call you had with her.

You nod slightly.

You swear to God, you can't hold your tears anymore. You were too scared, scared of what will happen next. What if they really spit on you? What if they give you a disgusting stare on you? And what if—

Then you cried.

You hear Lauren's voice from the call, "I'll be there in five minutes. Just sit there where you are and don't go to somewhere else." And she hang up.

Of course you're not going to anywhere. Your feet were limp, you couldn't do anything except crying.

Your phone screen was on, you can see the notifications on the screen there.

messages request from ssalxxxx

god i really hope you the worst

she's dating with you because she just wanted to make anne jealous

poor girl

messages request from qwrtxxxx

ellie was never happy with you and anne is better than you, girlie

i'll be waiting for your funeral 💘

You shut your eyes, you don't want to see it. But hey, remember that curiosity killed the cat.

messages from els <33

babe are you okay??

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[blackstarchanx3new]

FSR rambles 19 traumatic things Link experianced

Pet him like a cat shadow.

At least Link's normal enough to get up now.

Awkward...

Shadow's like "Damn this is weird"

Link's selectively mute still but I'd struggle to talk with four dipshits screaming like cracked out squirrels in my head too so ya know, I don't even blame him for being shitty at communication with Shadow rn.

He's got his priorities in order: FOOD.

Okay but you know Link is mad his plan failed literally the day after he employed it.

I'd be pissed anyway XDDDD

The four of em fell asleep, wake back up and they're right back to square one, ground zero the shit storm he tried to escape from.

That's horrifying in a way I can't quite articulate. "Hopelessness" is the only word coming to mind. Like, everything he did, it didn't matter. It was all for nothing they're BACK to how they were.

His hopes that pulling the sword would fix it: Crushed.

The literal only difference is that Shadow's here.

Which, is BETTER but damn if the disappointment from Link isn't palpable. You can only imagine what's going through his head rn after all this shit, he's just defaulting to a LITTLE BIT of normalcy in making breakfast.

Shadow's back to defaulting to doing: well nothing.

He isn't helping Link and is just WATCHING. Smth literally just yesterday was ALL HE COULD DO.

They're both just defaulting to what they're used to because this shit is too weird.

Is nice of Link to make enough for Shadow though. XD

Haha okay I can get into this:

Literally Shadow and Link simultaneously know each other and don't.

In cannon: Shadow said ONE SENTANCE TO THIS MAN. A SINGLE THING. AND IT WAS MOCKING HIM LMFAO.

Yes Shadow had interaction with the colors but Link and Shadow: Nothing.

So of course he feels awkward around him.

They spent forever together and yet still feel so far away.

It's a tough situation.

Link pulling out the "you sure are quiet" is imo, him trying to be funny.

he continues with "thought you'd be more comfortable with me...at least considering how many times we've kissed"

Obviously this is in reference to Vio lmfao (...Also green but uh we'll get into that later). With Link's eyes matching Vio's.

Link is completely fucking with him and it's funny to me at least. Like he's so deadpan but he's being such a goof rn.

Though it is interesting to note how Link directly says Vio is him without any separation here. Since Vio also thought he was Link last night.

WHY WOULDN'T HE REMEMBER SMOOCHING YA SHADOW???

Shadow clearly not knowing HOW Link works is kinda hilarious but also, nobody knows how this works.

Link casually referencing what Vio said in the fire temple, it's much more obvious now he's goofing with Shadow rn.

Shadow realizing the obvious, that Link IS the same person he's been hanging around just mashed together is a small but good reminder. Like link isn't a stranger fully. He's still the four of them.

Shadow just asking "Is this for me" would seem weird but uhh remember:

He didn't have a BED. He's been a SHADOW for YEARS. Like. Shadow being neglected isn't new. So it's a sad notion but he is shocked he'd be given food.

Link kinda having a "Wtf u mean? duh it's for you." moment.

Also the bomb drop that Link knows about Dark Link...Oops.

Exactly what relationship/how he KNOWS about Dark is kinda, left open since he doesn't elaborate what so ever...

It can be assumed he just knows what everyone else does. Buuut. There's always that "but"

"Link what are you blabbing for they can hear you" - Shadow continuing to not understand how Link works. XD

I don't think it was mentioned anywhere before this but haha Blue was also in on the splitting Link plan. Vio and Red are the only ones left out of some of the loop it seems...But they were mainly worried about Vio catching on.

Link accuratly noting this nightmare isn't anything like the first time. Sorry buddy it's cause you're in an unrated comic by a weirdo fan vs any official Zelda comic. XDDD Which wouldn't allow 90% of what's in this comic I'm sure haha.

Also reasonable train of thought thought Shadow buddy about reverting back into a shadow. What a terrifying thought.

Aw Link's being sweet and- TRIFORCE

Yeah Shadow's sweating bullets considering uh the little fact Ganon said "Here catch, you're evil triforce of power man now"

Takes Link a second to remember back on that convo Shadow and Vio had about the triforce in the flashbacks. PG 179-182 ish if you're curious on brushing up on that.

Oh hi Vio.

I don't think a lot of people caught that this was Vio's design from FS. Which is why Shadow was SO DISTURBED to see him like that. Link's very all over the place mentally and it's showing with his appearance. He's unstable as all hell right now.

Blue chiming in with "Wait a damn minute" remembering Zelda ALSO has the Triforce on her hand.

Vio and Red are being obtuse/ignorant while Blue and Green know smth's up and are getting pissy about it.

Which just makes Link: All over the damn spectrum of emotion about this right now haha.

I'd get tonal whiplash too Shadow.

Link going down the list of things he thought Shadow would want haha.

and Shadow's gay lil confession that all he really wants is Link is sweet.

I mean what else does he have to strive for? He gave up on a lot of his old dreams as pointless after becoming apart of the endless cycle of hatred.

It's noteworthy that Link's outfit glitches to black again.

The line "Which you" was a very fun one to come up with. Because it just, hits ya.

Link isn't one entity. He's multiple. And he literally can't tell who Shadow's talking to in that moment. Because the underlying assumption (To Link and this will become obvious) is that Shadow really only cares about Vio.

All of last night is probably a complete blur/emotional whiplash around Shadow For Link.

Shadow threw a sword at Blue and was VERY hostile, was ALL OVER THE PLACE emotionally with Green mostly being bitter as hell, didn't really acknowledge red and Vio had a complete meltdown over his guilt surrounding Shadow and their friendship and relationship as a whole was all over the place.

Cram that all back together and what is Link supposed to take away from all that. Overall dude had a net negative experience with Shadow and now he's telling him he wants him?

I'd be confused as hell too.

Hi Zelda.

Safe to say that was inevitable given how badly Link was bugging out this entire time.

He couldn't handle seeing Zelda haha.

I don't think people caught Vio is just in his "headspace" outfit. Except it isn't pastel color palette.

Panic attack, featuring Blue. He was the most vocally insistent they draw the sword, was activly trying to force his way out of Link's mish mash body during that whole ordeal. The main take away is that: He HATES being In Link and that was just about the worst nightmare come to life for him.

He doesn't even want Red to touch him, which considering the way it's all but stated Link's magical body is just their bodies pressed together into one form makes the angle that they're all LITERALLY touching each other that much more...ehhh disturbing.

It's okay guys he just needs a minute alone-

Hah. Everyone's leaving you Vio. Doesn't press on the ol anxieties or anything.

Doesn't make it easy for a certain someone to come visit you.

Vio's insecurities focusing around being ALONE and himself are smth that's been fun.

He mainly wants to be Link out of pure selfishness and self hatred. Link is an escape from his own accountability, a way for him to keep himself in check. While Blue finds it to be an outright prison.

Everything Dark is saying about here Vio could also be applied to himself and even Dark says that. He looks miserable while saying it too since Vio's problems are starting to hit a lot closer to home.

At least we got Shadow to yank Vio out of his funk. But Dark has no one to do that for him.

Shadow petting Vio's face here while in a headlock is just, funny to me. Shadow can't affection properly at all lmfao.

But hey he knows when our lil buddy is active. Oops.

Oh the fun they have together alright. 😏

It'll be a real wet and fun time-

What the hell Dark is talking about is left pretty open for now.

But he is getting sick of just sad reactions to what he says.

He's nervous when faced with women. Same bro.

Green and Shadow begging for help on wtf to do with their new squid monster is pretty hilarious to me.

Vio's being perceptive.

"IT IS!?" yeah red. And if you were an interesting character I'd write you doing things. :D

HAH. TRAUMA. DARK LINK RELATED TRAUMA.

Surely that won't bite us in the ass later or anything...

Vio's outfit is very covered up because he's emotionally closed off yada yads I've mentioned this before.

This hasn't been brought up in the comic but Green is afraid of tentacles lmfao so his fear at Dark rn is warranted.

Shadow blatantly not caring what Dark is doing rn because he's busy

Zelda notices right away that Dark defied vaati which must have been weird for her in real time hah.

Shadow's instant response to what to do with Dark is "Murder"

Nice to see you've grown so much shadow lmfao.

Notice how Link being around isn't even the thinly vailed excuse dude just doesn't like Dark Link lmfao. Most of what he said to Dark last night imo was pure projection and again: Not because he cared about Dark. But now he feels like they have an easy to to get rid of him via Zelda. Doesn't have to confront weird feelings if the guy is gone ooomf.

Zelda isn't outright apposed to getting rid of Dark Link but is like "Uhh...But what about link tho-"

Shadow noticed his hair change.

I'm sure he noticed earlier, it's right in his eye sight but background detail of him actually looking at it like "Wtf?"

Also fun pressure to put on Green when he's strung out to shit rn.

HI DARK LINK! :D

Uhhhhhh. Okay then.

So Green's got murder trauma.

He's also just sick of the responsibilities piling on him like a crushing weight.

There's smth to be said about how Dark isn't a murderer so, doesn't have blood around his feet haha visual metaphores haha.

So clarity: Link as a whole person murdered the people who killed his father. And Vio and Green were the ones who had main control in that moment.

Hope that clears some stuff up.

Dark finds this shit hilarious because he's sadistic but Green snaps out of the panic to realize THIS GUY IS DARK LINK.

The moment Green switches from his helpless attire into his current fit was very fun emotionally cause this was the first time someone had ANY amount of control when facing Dark Link. (Excluding Shadow I suppose, in terms of the colors anyway)

Green being a badass is just smth I enjoy and the "Oh shit moment" was very fun to watch people react to haha.

Dark was so excited when seeing Green acknowledge him.

It really goes to show all of his "Nyeh you're such a shitty person" talk is literally not even his own opinion when it comes to the four colors. He's literally just repeating their insecurities and nothing else. Those words have NO BITE to them because Dark doesn't even believe it.

He's so excited to see Green because Green's the ONLY PERSON Who's truly acknowledged him in the head space.

Dark being so overwhelmed with joy he vomits.

Dark really doesn't have a lot of emotional regulation emotionally or physically. Like. The idea here is he's just, so excited he literally physically cannot handle that shit haha. I made a shitpost about it once but it's kinda just, accurate. XD

Green's like "Wtf is wrong with you"

because this isn't ANYTHING he thought he'd be dealing with considering how Shadow was acting/talking about him lmfao.

He was expecting Shadow 2.0 and got...This guy.

Guy who apologizes when acting goofy as shit

Guy who is excited to see him overjoyed even...After utterly destroying him not 2 seconds ago.

Just. A silly. Goofy guy.

It is fun to have Dark switch IMEDIATELY to depressed as hell thinking about how he's been so alone.

I would really describe Dark's excitement here as pure mania. because at the root Dark is a depressed individual.

Dark gives no shits when faced with death.

No begging or pleading for his life just "idk do what you want to I don't care"

Which, Dark Link's lack of care for his own personal safety has been shown off before and will only be a continued trend.

At the end of the day it shows a clear lack of self respect or care for himself.

Dark doesn't value himself.

Green's mercy here is rooted in his own selfishness.

He doesn't WANT to kill Dark Link because he doesn't want to hurt people. Which him and Vio did.

Green is ALSO very exhausted. And what you get is two individuals who would typically be at each other's throats, who aren't interested in fighting each other because they're just so worn out. The drive just isn't there.

Which leads them to being able to actually talk to each other in a meaningful way. And I just find that interesting.

Under different circumstances, these two very well could have fought here. XD

[liquid-sunshines]

stuff i thought about while writing

while writing for the sparkling series i actually had no idea what mqf's personality would be. most fics i read hes usually pretty mild mannered, quite neutral abt everything and really just wants to do his job. i was going to go for that too but somehow i wrote him to become a gremlin who is oftentimes too tired to do gremlin things but when he does have the energy, it will be everyone's problem 🤣

qi qingqi was also a mystery to me. i only planned on making her hot tempered, decisive, and kind of a tsundere but she ended up having a shizun complex instead 😭😭 idk man i guess we can never run from shizun complexes in pidw

lqg i think i also struggled with. whenever i wrote him i just kept in mind that hes just a huge simp with big muscles that sqq likes to cling to lmfao. he tends to overwork his egg brain in the dragonjiu verse but it does do him some good hehe

now im stuck on yqy. i have not done him justice, i know lol, i just made him a generic punching bag whos a pathetic lump of a man for sqq and just gives him moon eyes instead of actually saying anything useful. im trying to figure out whether i should go down the classic yandere yqy route or just continue making him a pathetic lump of a man who lives and breathes for sqq's acknowledgement. when i listened to 'twit' by hwasa i feel like the lyrics really fit sqq's feelings towards yqy, i could even imagine an entire animatic in my head about them to this song XD

i wish i wrote more about sqq's hoarding moments though. that was one of the main reasons i started writing the dragonjiu verse, yet there was only one or two actually depicted moments of it. it was supposed to be an entire like weekly ritual with his fluffy disciples and lqg would have to earn his spot in the ritual lol. and i just realized that sqq never gave his gift to lqg and mqf yet oops 🫣😔

now i kind of have an idea where dragonjiu meets zhuzhi lang and its a whole thing but snake demons really respect dragons and seeing sqq in his dragon form is like a swiftie seeing taylor swift live at her concert for the first time, i imagine

[wrixie]

hi! just wanted to make sure you know that your scream tattoo is still locked on patreon! happy halloween <33

OOPS! wasn't supposed to be locked in any way lmfao my bad! it's unlocked now! happy halloween and thank you for letting me know because i'm clearly a ditz xD

[fff777]

watched episode 1 of dream x dream with 3j :3

is this the entirety of the 3j content that they'd spoiled? (i'm assuming this was during alley-oop?)

nana mode already on XD

omg they have photocards with the cute card holders ;_; who gave that to them XD

they're going to "be like fans" and have meals with photocards lmfao

jisung was disappointed that he didn't have photocards of fans and had to eat with his own photocard...what a thing to say lol

jeno keeps playing with the fluffy card case

the guys were giving jisung shit about coming in that way because jaemin had to shrink in on the seat lol

what a nice place :3

aw jisung is so serious about his ideas for triple j content :3 and jeno is so seriously listening while jaemin is just chattering in the background

taking pics with the photocards :P

jeno: ...what do the fans do after they take pictures...

jeno is the oldest and the taste tester hehe

jaemin: *samoyed jokes*

jisung: ...are you done

jisung: i don't like sour cream

jaemin:

jaemin said that jisung will get a lot of views on cooking videos, but nomin wants him to do it with no help and no audience

jisung: i'm not actually that bad at cooking, i just do it for the bit

normal dream things

also jaemin: if a samoyed eats that, it needs to go to the hospital

jisung hates the sound of silverware clinking and squeaking against each other

they got caught when playing video games when they were young lol

jisung used to live with his family and only went to the dorm during breaks :o

the guys laughing at the fact that jisung used to have to give his phone to his mom before going to bed so that he wouldn't use it in bed XD

before they started living at a dorm, jisung's mom once drove them to the subway station and jeno still remembered that :3

more photocard photos heh

see this is normally what i think about when i think of photocard meal photos. i imagine the photocard being propped up so it feels like you're eating with someone else

jaemin's been watching a log of nctzen vlogs uwu and he wants them to show their faces....you know he really is like that eh. anyway he asked them to show their faces and they started to do it but now he's complaining about how they only show their faces partially covered XD maybe we fans are the true cryptids XD

and then jaemin complains that he clicks on a thumbnail with a face but the video only has hands XD it's because fans are shy, jaemin

official announcement from president na XD

see jisung and jeno get it XD but jaemin is complaining about the sheer numbers of people not showing their faces lmfao

nana v pose

aw, they're discussing etiquette and habits of nctzens when they hang out with their friends

lol jaemin is convinced that fans get together to celebrate nct's accomplishments

they're talking about things that fans do together and i won't lie...it would be fun to have some czennie friends :3

BIRD

samoyed never goes away

for reference, this was his face when he saw the bird lol

lol they're full

jisung and jaemin liked the pasta and they were surprised when jeno said he liked the baguette ^^;;

jisung concerned with the vibes they were giving off while leaving their meal and jaemin was all "I DO WHAT I WANT!"

they're going to watch videos together like czennies ^^;; honestly i don't watch videos with my friends but that's just because i have too much shame lol

awww they're going to watch fanvideos and fan compilations together!!! i think this'll be fun :3

jeno: we were crazier when we were younger

my guy you are only 24 years old but no, i get what he means, as a 23-24 year old i did facepalm at some of my old memories lol

they're having soooo much fun watching

awww the guys didn't know that johnny and jaehyun were going to come to their cafe :3

lol jeno said filming the cafe video was actually very tiring XD i can imagine, especially since jeno and jaemin were actually making drinks

aw, jaemin was so moved that the fans were just singing never goodbye on their own before a performance

of course romantic little jisung would be moved too <3

lol jisung wants to fight more XD

this was filmed on valentine's day and jisung prepared a cake :o

ahhh next episode will be more 3j :D this was a lot of fun <3 <3 <3

[hrhprincerichard]

Steven,

I knew that wuld be something you would pick up on. It wasn't fake. I agree. He once told me that with all the bad news in the world getting to share good stories is a privilege. I think it would be a good thing to reach out to him. You're welcome.

Ha! You're probably not too far off there. He's burning at both ends speeding towards a midlife burnout before he leaves uni. There's a lot of pressure to prove we belong in the White House and deserve all the opportunities we're getting. And it's not easy being this close to something he wants for himself and getting all this negative feedback when he's not even holding any power just a prop to show how mom is a working mother. This campaign taught us that our image is just as important as mom's. They poll people about us! And he is obsessive about the numbers. He goes off to DC every chance he gets. He might as well not even go to uni because all he does is classes, none of the social stuff. I don't know how to get him to just enjoy it without worrying about approval ratings. He's like a kid in a candy store with no budget. I think he's seeing all this as sort of a hands-on training course for his own political future. How's Aaron?

May

May,

It came across that he cared, so that all makes sense. It's kind of cool he's there by choice. I mean, I totally get why people might want to write more hard-hitting stories. But it's cool that Martin knows what he's into and is just, like, doing it. I'll invite him to our next event. And thanks.

Ha! Sometimes I think Grant likes being terrorized. How's he doing anyways? I saw an article saying he's been banned from two Senators' offices already.

Steven

[applesandbannas747]

For the fic writer ask, 10, 34 and 38?

ahh!! thank you for playing more silly ask games with meee <33

10. How do you decide what to write?

whatever makes my brain go brrrr. lmfao I have a million ideas that collect in my brain (and then get jotted down in notes lest I forget them all), and then from them I'll kinda pick what to write based on a couple of things: interest level at the moment of choosing, ship, length, and genre.

Biggest thing that indicates something will be written immediately is when I start composing scenes in my head while falling asleep or zoning out--that usually means it's Time to work on that project, but that's not always how things get picked.

I do try (and I used to be better at it) to stagger my fics in a way that keeps my readers happy/interested. So I try to even out the Nichoji v Eugesse ratio I write, meaning if I just finished a long Eugesse fic, I'd look to choose from a Nichoji idea. And generally when I'm working on longer projects, little ones will pop up to keep the crops diversified in my brain and all that--and those ones always kinda happen on whims/accident and then get stored away for months/years until I have a posting gap they can fill. And genre lmfaooo it was my intention to give people realistic fiction between my fantasy bullshit but that particular criterion has been given up on and I've just accepted it at this point

34. What aspects of your writing are inspired by/taken from your real life?

ooo I've said it before but my love for my family and relationship with my siblings really influences the way I write the Labaos--none of the Labao children are based on me or any of my siblings and none of the relationships were copy pasted onto them, but the strong basis of love and bullshittery everything is built on is from my life. and of course the mental illness do be sneaking into all the Fence boys lmfao oops

38. Did any of your fics get surprisingly popular (whatever that means to you)? Which ones? Why do you think they were so successful?

honestly fucking baffled in the best way when my things get popular lmfao i still can't believe people like some of my stories so much! There's probably four that I think completely surprised me

Fairy Bound gained a lot of fans I was not expecting, especially given the size of the fandom (it's not super big and I thought it had died out a lot more than it has because it's older) and the controversy of the ship (human/fairy with large age gap, you know the drill). I think one of the reasons it got so popular is because of it being a T-rated and longer fic for the ship when most of the longer fics for them were M or E and so it filled a niche? Also it was canon compliant (at least until the sequel series came out...but i don't really see those as canon anyway so my thing still fits into the OG canon yknow?)

More was my very first Fence fic that I wrote because I could not find ANY Nichoji kissing fics and wanted those fuckers to kiss. Which, I think, is why other people liked it, but I was so surprised (in a good way) with how many people commented on it and wanted to read more. It remains my most-kudo'd fence fic, which has honestly got to be from its time accumulating those kudos XD but it makes me smile whenever I get a new kudos on it because it's nice to know that people still like it since it was what jumpstarted my time in the fence fandom

Can't Get Over You is one that baffled me for ages because I had a great time writing it, but I don't think it's my strongest fic by far...and then I realized that maybe other people are as terrible as I am and enjoy the trope of Nick fucking up really bad being mean to Seiji and making him cry, then having to spend ages getting him to believe he loves him. Sometimes makes me wonder if I should post more with that trope or if it would be too upsetti spegetti XD

And then Promised Things I seriously didn't expect to get much traction, and yet, it surpassed Truths, my until-then legacy fic...Turns out business romance is a whole genre that people do be enjoying but I just thought I was being boring because how does 'businessman au' sound appealing to anyone at all except the dumb asshole who wrote it??? also i made so many lingerie jokes in that one and am still delighted that y'all just let me get away with it

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

Out of all the drugs in California You’re the one that fucks my head up most And lately I’ve been pleading with myself to leave it But I crawl back, begging you for more

And I don’t wanna want you But I do And what’s another let down For a few

Moments in the light Moments in the light Feeling so alive I don’t even gotta try, try Moments in the light Moments in the light Like Jordan in his prime You can’t touch this superfly, fly Coming off the high

All the drugs in California You’re the one that fucks my head up most

***

@karatecaulfield I hope you don’t mind if I start tagging you in my YasMoon posts XD

SO I was going through some of my old moodboards and just...found this YasMoon one I forgot to post??? Whoops ^^;

Inspired to make this because I was rewatching some parts of Season 1 and goddamn did I forget how ridiculously fruity these two are, like??? WHY is no one talking about The Concert Scene™️???

Like there’s a scene at the beginning of 1x05 where Sam shows Amanda a video Yasmine and Moon posted from the concert they went to and I. I am being so deadass right now. These gal pals are practically grinding on each other. Like they’re rubbing all up against each other and I legit had to rewatch it several times like “Did I see that right??? Am I imagining things???”

It’s so OBSCENELY gay like why you feelin the urge to rub yoself all over another woman in this Chili’s tonight???

ANYWAYS I am very certain this concert led to some serious Gay Panic (probably especially without Sam being there to third wheel lmfao), if the girls weren’t feeling that already. I for one could not openly rub chests with another girl without it like. Awakening something in me??? Maybe I’m just too much of a hopeless lesbian but idk. I feel like, if it hadn’t happened already, this concert was the moment when Moon had the epiphany she (canonically!!!) liked girls. Yas too, but then she repressed it into the deepest depths of her soul like “that’s a problem for another day!!!” and then she just. Never actually addressed it and later was so frantic to hide it that she got an equally-gay beard boyfriend. Oop.

I wanted to capture the Gay Panic Concert Vibes and decided it was moodboard time <3 Very happy I managed to find very Yasmine and Moon-esque quotes written in their signature colors!!! And Moon’s is even in kind of a hippie-esque 60s font!!! Perfect!!!

Tangentially related, but it’s kind of SHOCKING the sheer amount of orange Moon wears. Like the Yasmine-and-pink associations are more subtle (it’s often nail polish or clothes that have pink IN them) but I swear to god like 90% of Moon’s outfits are orange-based. Like it’s fashionable af, don’t get me wrong, but it’s very funny how these girlies are going around dressed like the lesbian flag and expecting us not to read anything into it kajahpibdusufv

Speaking of which!!! I tried to make this in the colors of the lesbian flag, but. I deadass forgot that the middle stripe was white and not yellow ^^; And then I liked the results too much to go back and change it lmao. One day I promise I will make these sapphics an ACTUAL lesbian flag moodboard I promise XD

In case it isn’t obvious, the top pics and middle right are Yasmine-coded, and the bottom pics and middle left are Moon-coded. Actually very proud of how this came out! I think I did a pretty okay job of capturing their general Vibes lol. Love that the moodboard program auto-generated a border that goes perfectly with Yasmine’s cute jacket. They matchy matchy <3 Also love that Moon’s jacket is kinda peach-ish--the perfect blend of her and Yas’s theme colors <3

I think I should be a little more normal about color symbolism probably akajhdsiuofb

Pic credits available upon request! Expect much more YasMoon content to come <3

[mikaharuka]

Hmmm, Annette/Mercedes, Dimiriti/Dedue, Canonish Carlisle/Charlie, Hajime/Fuyuhiko and Naoto/Rise!

Ooooh! I like them all! But let's go one-by-one:

Annette/Mercedes - that's the first ship I had for either one of them, though I grew to like other ships for them both as well. I love that both of them are magic-oriented and have this sort of bond that works both in a platonic and a romantic light! Love it <3

Dimitri/Dedue - yes, I adore this ship! True, I do like other Dimitri and Dedue ships, but I think I'm a general sucker for most lord/vassal ships (not all, but most). There's this level of emotional intimacy and vulnerability that I just adore XD

Canon Carlisle/Charlie - so funny story, when I was rereading Twilight, this little section earlier on where Charlie becomes unusually affronted by people thinking ill of Carlisle made me laugh. I was like "yep, I totally see that ship being doable in the canon world XD" - heck, I had to pay a little homage to it in my own Apricity Lemon-4! Also... there was this hilarious shitpost in the NBC Hannibal subreddit about Carlisle/Charlie somehow visually looking like a knockoff Hannibal/Will and that idea lives in my head rent free. I mean... a wealthy blond doctor from Europe and this outdoorsy guy? A+ lmfao

Hajime/Fuyuhiko - at first, that ship didn't stand out to me, but as the game progressed and more characters got taken out, the increased interactions between those two stood out to me... and oops, ended up liking those two as a pair quite a bit by the end of the game!

Naoto/Rise - yessssssss, this is my favorite ship for both of them! It's the absolute perfect butch/femme vibe and I'm there for it. I adore both ladies and feel like their respective personal struggles with how the public sees them would get them to connect right away!

[tonberry-yoda]

What do u think the straw hats reactions to arriveing in our world and a bunch of people fawning simping over them

Just their overall reaction to it

This is what i think:

Luffy: confused af, he just thinks everyone wants to be friends and that our world is just filled with really really friendly ppl

Zoro: getting flustered bc of the amount of attention he’s getting(he’s not used to it)

Sanji: absolutely loving the attention, I think he’d be a lil confused on why hes getting so much attention (even from the male gaze) but will still be loving it

Usopp: an absolute flustered mess, he’s still telling his lies but is genuinely confused on why or how hes getting so much attention

Nami: kind of feels weirded out by the attention and why she’s getting it, but quickly starts using it to her advantage

Robin: finds it kinda amusing(let’s be honest, she’s used to it even in her world) kind of gets a little spooked when she discovers that we all somehow know everything abt her XD

Franky: taken aback by everyone running him over, probably gets the most overwhelmed by everything and probably try’s to get away from everyone

Chopper(PLATONIC): gets embarrassed by the amount of compliments and gets kinda scared by everyone so he either hides behind Robin or Zoro

Im curious on what u think how they’d react to this XD

OH THIS IS FUNNNNN!!

And I agree with all of yours omg how cute!

For me, here's what I think!

Luffy: he wouldn't care I don't think, I mean he would love the attention since he does wanna be king of the pirates, but he would be oblivious to anyone thinking he's hot because of how he is with Boa lolol

Zoro: would act SUPER pissy. like he would hate the attention and be flustered and angy about it

Sanji: FLUSTERED TO THE MAX! He isn't used to girls flirting back, so he would be so blushy and over the moon

Usopp: flustered and confused. he's pretty insecure, so he wouldn't expect such positive and thirsty comments LMFAO

Nami: she already lives like this, so nothing new LMFAO

Robin: it would be new for her, but she would be indifferent, and maybe a little flattered, giggling it off

Franky: BAFFLED. Like bro wouldn't expect it. And then oops me and him end up dating... that's too bad (tee hee)

Brook: (just cuz me and my sister are simps) bro would pass away (again) and just be super joyous about it and all giggly lolol

Chopper(PLATONIC): bro would be flustered to the MAX and hide behind everyone. and then Nami would make a business of 100 berries per pet for him sdkfjkjdsfkjlfd

Thanks for the fun question, I loved this one <3

[lychniis]

i forgot to follow you and couldn't find your blog again so now i smashed that follow button so quickly lmfao <33

honestly i dropped by and smashed the follow button too so oop!

( but honestly, it's nice to see another desi genshin creator here. the way i screeched when i read that post XD. )