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Woah.... If only past me knew what present me knew. 

If Trump intends to declare his candidacy for the presidency, as he has so often threatened, the issue of his comb-over could become a Constitutional matter. In the interest of putting this controversy to rest, Vanity Fair demands that Trump release a notarized certificate from a barber proving the veracity of his hair. In the event that significant members of the Balder community question the validity of the notarized certificate, we insist that Trump submit to air, wind, and Dutch rub tests to be administered by an independent board-certified hair-care expert that will debunk, once and for all, these corrosive conspiracy theories.

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Pro tip: don't go to noodles.

My friend Mikala and I really care about leading healthy, active lifestyles, and with this whole gluten-free thing sweeping the nation, we decided to check it out for ourselves. Will we ever have stomach aches again? Will our immune systems be strengthened and keep us from getting one of those nasty summer colds? Will I be able to live without beer? Will Mikala live without beer that, in her own words, “tastes like juice?”

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 Viktor Hertz 

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WANT!

Please, PLEASE someone make this movie. You can have all my monies.

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&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

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hubble... I heart you. 

National Geographic’s Amazing Hubble Images

(View the entire photoset here)

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"Is this a harmful western cheese burger?" wooooow.

Woman Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order

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The new iPad comes out today, which means your old one is now completely worthless. Here are some ways to make it useful again. (larger image)

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I’m backing this documentary. Because kale isn’t chicken…

Watch the video. Check out the Kickstarter.

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Awesome video!

This song. This guy. These moves. This video. 

Things I like about this: EVERYTHING. 

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birdartpoetry asked: Mister Gaiman, you’re kickass. I was just wondering, what do you think is the best way to seduce a writer? I figured your answer would be pretty spectacular.

In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people,...

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Probably the best impromptu cover I have ever seen or heard.

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I am thinking someone who is musically inclined should organize this starting around baseball season. 

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Will you be my valentine? If no, blink. If yes, don't.