#LMFAO 🤪

[bioswear]

do not reblog

Edit: for context, I woke up to the stupidest fucking anon that I deleted but felt spiteful enough to respond to anyway (it was along the lines of, “if Disney didn’t make it why does Disney sell the merchandise… there’s no fucking commercial Pixar Stores…)

but are some of y’all fucking stupid or something? Do you all know what company subsidiaries are????

you can Say “Disney’s Pixar” or “Disney and Pixar” BUT DISNEY IS NOT THE SAME FUCKING COMPANY AS PIXAR

Produced IN PARTNERSHIP with Disney, and OWNED BY DISNEY AS A SUBSIDIARY COMPANY.

Pixar didn’t dissolve and become Disney. It just exists under the Disney Umbrella

This is like Platinum Games under Square Enix, Blizzard under Activision, XBox under Microsoft, etc.

[cryobabyy]

soooooo.... what Josh Hartnett scenarios are we falling asleep to???

[brrrkdslek]

imagine getting ur cheeks clapped by san early in the morning cuz he saw notifications of u and ur boy bestie and got jealous.

san's whining and sniffling and hiccuping softly and it's crazy cuz u just woke up and ur dizzy and drowsy while he's manhandling you and just snapping his hips so fast u can't even speak.

"w-why do you always hangout with him...!? i-i'm the boyfriend...! i sh-should be the- hiccup the one you're with all the time, p-please don't leave me..."

and it's ironic how san says that while he's whining and sobbing softly but has you on literal chokehold as he rams his girth into you. wow, what a morning.

[postazkabansiriussupremacy]

don't know how much of this makes sense but I've been thinking about sirius at grimmauld place meeting auror reader... possibly Weasley!reader? like around Bill's age, and maybe she defends him when Molly and the rest of the order are having that discussion – him just being in awe and desperate for her and her love (maybe turns into him jerking off thinking of her) and would love to see your take on it!

pounding my fists on the fucking table THIS is the type of shit i’m TALKING ABOUT, people!!!!!! 😤��🥵 i LOVE the way your mind works!!!! you love to fucking see it!!!! WOOOOOO

alright i love the thought of sirius getting off to the thought of y/n…. but here’s the thing. i rewrote the first half of this fic at least four different times trying to figure out a way to incorporate y/n into the argument, but i couldn’t do it 😐😔 it always sounded too chunky or corny so i changed up your request a bit. sorry bout that chief 🫡 but anyway

“I’m sorry for what she said.” You tell Sirius quietly as everyone else files out of the kitchen. The argument between him and your mother was a bad one, and things still feel a bit tense.

Your mother is the sweetest and most caring woman you’ve ever met, but she can be quite harsh when riled up. She made several comments to Sirius that were incredibly rude and uncalled for.

“You don’t have to apologize, dear.” Sirius tells you while standing from his chair. He motions for you to walk in front of him as you go up the stairs together. It’s a polite gesture, and you’re none the wiser as he takes a few short glances at your rear.

“I know,” You sigh, whispering as to not wake up any of the portraits. “But she could’ve made her point without being so rude. It wasn’t right of her to say those things.”

“It’s alright.” Sirius lies, not wanting to say too much and accidentally insult your mother to your face. He’s always been one to hold a grudge, and this argument with Molly won’t be forgotten anytime soon.

“I get the feeling you don’t mean that.” You state as you reach the floor of your guest bedroom. “But I understand. I suppose I wouldn’t forgive her so easily either.”

Sirius looks down at you as you turn to face him. Standing together in the dimly lit hallway vaguely reminds Sirius of what it’s like to drop a date off at their door. This situation isn’t so lighthearted, but the tension feels similar.

He tilts his head to the side and smiles, deflecting the conversation toward you. “That so? I figured you’d be the type to forgive and forget.”

You reflect his smile and shrug. “I am, but I don’t think the same is said for you.”

Sirius nods once and chuckles quietly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. “You’re just too sweet. Goodnight, love.”

Sirius listens and watches as you say your own ‘Goodnight’, breaking eye contact and looking away as some color lights up your cheeks. He waits until your door is closed before walking away to his own room.

After getting undressed and sliding into bed, Sirius can’t help but feel a little guilty.

It feels wrong. You’re ten years his junior, for Merlin’s sake! Sirius is probably closer in age to your parents than he is to you.

The interactions between the two of you thus far have been nothing but innocent, and yet Sirius can’t help himself. The feeling of his stiffening cock rubbing against the confines of his trousers is unbearable.

He releases himself from his pants, and slowly starts working his hands up and down his shaft. Instead of his own fist, he imagines your lips wrapped around him.

Sirius lays his head back on his pillow and closes his eyes. He remembers you, just a few moments ago as you looked up at him in the hallway: eyes wide, pupils dilated, and lips slightly parted. He can easily picture you with that same expression as you bob your head up and down his length.

Instead of his own hands working his cock, he imagines they’re tangled in your hair to help guide you and set the pace.

He pumps his cock faster, picturing you using one hand to hold the base of his shaft and the other to pleasure yourself.

Sirius wonders what kind of sound you’d make if he ‘accidentally’ held your head down too far, pushing you to take more of him than you can handle. He imagines the feeling of your throat gagging and contracting around the head of his cock, saliva dripping out of your mouth and falling onto his balls and the bedsheets.

As he gets closer to his orgasm, he quickly ponders whether or not you’d swallow; maybe you’d prefer his cum on your face or all over your breasts.

Or perhaps you’d prefer not to waste a drop. You’d flip over onto your back, begging Sirius to cum inside you.

It’s all so easy to imagine. He can already hear your sweet little gasps and moans as he sinks his cock into your sopping wet pussy, giving it a few pumps before spilling his load as deep inside as he can get.

Sirius cums with a small moan and a shudder, reality coming back to hit him as soon as his cum falls all over his hand and stomach.

[ectonika]

cuctuucctjututuru SORRY😭😭

[ibuproffee]

Our 'How to be over 6 feet & make it look less than 5' duo, ladies & gentlemen.

[tarsusingkirk]

im shitposting and th tags are shitposting in this post but listen. gunwoo chooses to sacrifice what and who he is for survival, for woojin, for the unfairly dead. he wittles and wittles at himself, mentally and physically. he takes his body, already something akin to a weapon, and makes it weapon. he goes out of his way to punish his body for what it couldn't stop, for what he couldn't stop in the name of bringing everything to an end. gaining pounds of muscle when he's already cut and trim, going up a weight class as a way of mourning and piecing himself whole.

he doesn't change, but he does. because now he can look back on himself and see where he should have done different, should have done different. he understands he was naive in the worst of ways but he is still the same man. he's gone up a weight class, literally but on armor for protection and a revenge he won't name revenge. he put on armor for protection and to protect.

he bears seeing woojin slowly lose muscle mass as he recovers and punishes himself in the name of taking up what he sees as his failure. if he goes up a weight class he can better protect those he loves. if he dons better armor he will protect those he loves. they won't get hurt because of him, they won't get hurt for him.

[tentacle-therapissed]

I know some of it can probably be chalked up to out-of-order filming but the inconsistency of Janus’s drunkenness in the Secret Santa episode has me convinced he was just playing it up to have an excuse to be extra bitchy

[demigod-of-the-agni]

any cool desi books/media to recommend??

Okay to be fair I am not the biggest consumer of desi media HOWEVER. I have a few niche favourites (some of them come from my research for my Major Work in my final year in high school but here's a quick list):

The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri - god this entire book changed me fundamentally. It was like watching my own life play in fast-forward and getting hit in places I didn't want to be hit. if you are a first-generation desi in a western country, you will be on the ground sobbing

If You See Me, Don't Say Hi by Neel Patel - a collection of short stories that methodically break down some of the most subtle and pervasive stereotypes within desi cultures. I've only ever had time to read the first two stories but I'm hoping to get the full book someday

Unaccustomed Earth by Jhump Lahiri - an anthology I read for my senior year as well. Another one of this heart-wrenching pieces that just resonate with me like damn.

The Aru Shah series by Roshani Chokshi - it's Percy Jackson But Make It Desi and honestly such a fun read!! Reading about the Potatoes (this is what the reincarnated Pandavas call themselves not joking) is always bound to make my day

The Age of Kalki series by Vishwas Mudagal - I read this purely for inspiration on my own original novel, and it was fun to use for comparisons for research and my writing. Also, spy stuff and action and all that

The Spider-Man: India comics - hey, desi stuff is desi stuff, and I enjoy anything that has my boy Pavitr in it (I'll enjoy it even more when @/marvelentertainment hires me to write him a book)

The Ms. Marvel show and comics - in Iman Vellani we trust 🙏 also my girl has such a wonderful variety of comics like. she's so cool. i love her. hoping that Iman does a masterful job as she writes Kamala's newest comic

18 Days by Grant Morrison - listen. there is a 2015 graphic novel and there is a 2010 artbook for the 2015 book. They are both the same thing: a retelling of the Mahabharata but make it electronic/futuristic. Read the graphic novel for the story, but I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend the 2010 artbook as well because my god the ART is just gorgeous. It obviously provides insight on the creation of Morrison's 2015 book but god it is just. so so sooooo good. Mukesh Singh is a beautiful artist I need to have his art tattooed on me

Any desi movies from the 90s-00s - my experience with tamil movies in that time period have always been good ones!! They're chill, they're funny, they're silly, they're romantic, they're thrilling. literally all of my favourite song come from this period (don't disregard movies from later periods either, I watched Brahmastra a few months back and it was lit as fuck).

English translations of popular desi stories - and these stories can be anything. from ye old prevailing Ramayana and Mahabharata to anything written by contemporary desi authors. They've got a lot to share

On a side note me complaining to my desi friends that I want good tamil representation in western media often led to me getting smacked in the face with Never Have I Ever (by my DESI friends! who say it is very good!!) and i just want to say no. don't watch that. as a tamil person living in a western country, i apologise for who Devi Vishwakumar is as a person. i will personally pay for your therapy (has only watched two episodes and was immediately turned off)

I'm giving y'all a whole day to ask me whatever

[phoebespenglers]

genuinely if you focus more on getting random people that you don't know to "speak up" on x issue instead of actually doing your own part to help x issue then you are doing something wrong lmao

[softcallofdutyimagines]

Someone summoned the Cowboy Queen

Just thinking

[kuiinncedes]

:c

[candycryptids]

Here, I bring to you a Carbs Lookbook bc I like dressing it up in cute lil outfits and going teehee! Heehee! Yay! As soon as I figure out how to work Poseable Paws while also being dressed AND have them scaled properly it’ll be over for… me, probably.

[Malta (Carbs) uses It/They pronouns]

[kayayeteae]

U know why RE4 (2005) Leon is so fucking fine?? Because you see his ass all hot, quiet, and mysterious in the opening and then he fucking opens his mouth and says the dumbest shit possible and you immediately think, “it’s him. That’s the one, officer. The love of my life”

[mariatesstruther]

yall know pedro is gonna be okay right

[retroscourge]

all slots claimed!

i wanna be permanently done w commissions so bad but 😔 i have a chiropractor appointment and don’t get my next paycheck for a week so i’d feel better w a little extra on hand

3 slots for unshaded 2009 style ms paint commissions open, just send me a dm if ur interested! $10 each

also as a heads up i will try to finish these by sunday but i have a terrible spine and can’t sit and draw daily anymore so i apologize if it takes a bit longer, i promise to keep u posted