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saw a post about which cartoons you think might've been responsible for kinks u have now and im mad i can't answer it because I don remember my childhood that much
#hashi000.txt#no rlly cuz it makes me so fucking mad bruh#its all blurry until 11 or so#and then is blury again from 12 to 15#why#wait i know why#LMAOOOOOOOO L
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Hiiiiiii. Episode 25/26 lawlight analysis rant thingy here. I don't know how to write an intro for this so let's just get to it LOL
I think one of the reasons that the rain/foot scenes stick out so much (the. Sheer insanity of a Foot Massage Scene in an anime revolving around two guys trying to kill each other aside 💀) is the fact that the anime specifically suffers a bit in terms of adapting a few of the "emotional" moments in death note.
And I don't mean "emotionally impactful" exactly. For example I think the adaptations of scenes like Raye and Naomi's deaths were very impactful and the atmospheres of their final scenes were great, but I mean more from a characterization standpoint (if that makes sense). Being more focused on mind and logic games, Death Note as a whole isn't as invested in individual characters' deeper feelings as it is in its action (which isn't necessarily a criticism per say, it's simply part of the nature of a mystery thriller series). But just because they're fewer and farther between doesn't mean there are none at all. In the manga we do get to see, for example, how much Light actually cared for his family and especially Sayu, and how he actually felt more conflicted and suffered lack of sleep/appetite when he first used the Death Note.
The anime specifically as an adaptation is pretty good at adapting the main mind fuckery and action of Death Note, but its lacking in properly adapting scenes like the ones I mentioned above is a criticism I see somewhat often, and it's pretty fair imo. Compared to all the other adaptations, it certainly seems to fall short on an emotional level: the musical has entire songs going in depth about the characters feelings and relationships, the 2015 jdrama is. Insane and has its emotional moments in spades (because it's a TV drama, which are more focused on portraying emotional conflict and the like), even the 2006 movies has its emotional beats and L Change the WorLd is. Well. Oh Man.
Anime Light to a lot of people is like. Light but he's "already evil" (which I have my own thoughts on but I digress). Light but after using the Death Note for like 2 minutes he's already like "fuck yeah time to kill criminals". Basically the anime doesn't take as much time to delve into his less cynical sides or really delve into his already vague and harder to decipher feelings in general, he is noticeably colder from the get-go here, etc.
But that's part of why I think episode 25 manages to stand out so much tonally (apart from it being, y'know, the episode L literally Dies). I love the episode so much and could probably rant for hours about how much I love the artistic choices made in it but what I'm trying to get at here is that it's one of the very few moments where the show tries to go deeper into specific character's emotions, and one of the very few moments where the show Attempts (emphasis on "attempts" because, well, you'll see in a bit) to get more in-depth into Light's feelings apart from his cynicism/apathy/justice. ness.
L in these two scenes in episode 25 is, well, pretty damn open about how he feels. It's usually interpreted as him knowing that he's going to die, and you can see it. He visibly looks/sounds lost, somber, etc. He never really had much to hide around Light to begin with (since he doesn't really care about hiding himself the same way Light does) but especially not now and it Shows, and I personally thought it was pretty cool to delve into his thoughts/show how he feels this way. The somberness can be felt throughout the entire scene, even people who don't already know the plot of Death Note from the manga could probably tell that he's about to die.
In the manga, once L starts suspecting Misa again and Rem realizes what Light is trying to do, it goes straight to Watari and L's deaths, but the anime instead gives a distinct and unexpected pause in the middle of this where L contemplates his own death. It's fucking great, and the shift from straight action to slower emotional weight makes these scenes stand out a lot, since, like I said, the show usually focuses more on the former. But it's kind of ironic, too.
Not only does the anime open up L's feelings more in these scenes, but it also tries to dig deeper into Light's feelings as well through L. And it's really funny honestly because while, yes, these are the more "emotionally open" scenes of the anime Light still manages to be Incredibly avoidant and contribute almost nothing to the entire ordeal.
L is visibly upset -> "Yeah Ryuzaki, you're not making any sense at all" (Not addressing the obvious conflict from L)
"Tell me, Light. From the moment you were born, has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?" -> "[The most stale, over-explained, avoidant answer to a "yes/no" question that you could ever hear + blatant attempts to reframe the question]"
(L's half-smile here kills me) "I had a feeling you'd say something like that" -> [Nothing]
"I'm sorry" -> [Nothing]
"It'll be lonely won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon" -> [Nothing]
^ From this point Light continues to say literally Nothing for the rest of the scene. I'm not even joking, from then on the rest of Light's voicelines are reduced to nothing but vague noises of confusion.
Everytime L calls Light out as a person ("Has there ever been a point where you've actually told the truth?" / "I had a feeling you'd say something like that." / "Won't it be lonely?") he doesn't actually acknowledge anything. Out of those three lines, he only answers verbally to if he's ever told the truth, and even then it's the most blatantly people-pleasing answer ever, as it usually is with Light. And I don't think it's because Light just. Doesn't care about any of what L's saying at all, or that he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about (questioning Light's authenticity as a person, saying it would be lonely when they part), instead he's choosing not to acknowledge any of what this means about himself or him and L at all. He's like a fucking wall.
And like, for the truth question in particular, the show makes sure that you know it's not something that Light just. Doesn't care enough about to answer. The hard cuts to silence are a very rare but extremely effective way that the show conveys an extremely important moment (see: Light regaining his memories, Matsuda noticing Light opening the warehouse door before he escapes (not as much of a "direct" cut to silence but still)), and cuts to multiple angles/framings/zooms of the exact same shot are also used for the same purpose (see: Light hugging Misa when she was crying, Matsuda aiming his gun to shoot Light, Light regaining his memories Again). Just like the scene where Light gets his memories back, the moment L's question finishes the show utilizes both. That question cut Deep. There's is a solid Almost 5 seconds of silence before the sound of the rain gradually starts fading back in, and honestly that should be telling enough as is (but of course Light doesn't actually admit that. Or anything at all really, so). Oh also another fun detail! We do not see Light's face At All (except for the shot where you can see his mouth moving but not his eyes), for the Entire time that he's going on his spiel to L. We Will Be Revisiting This Later, by the way. This is not, in fact, the first time you're going to see this detail from Light.
The only sort of reciprocation that we see from Light during Any of these two scenes is when Light dries L's hair while L dries his feet. Biblical meanings/references aside it's interesting because it's the only time he directly does anything "for" L in these scenes, but even then he doesn't try to pass it off as anything meaningful really the same way L does ("You're still soaked", a purely neutral and factual statement. It doesn't Add Anything compared to L's. Sin atonement loneliness grieving stuff. While Light is showing his own reciprocation to this more personal moment he also tries to keep it impersonal enough that it doesn't actually have to mean anything deep). And when L says "I'm sorry" after he once again gets no response from Light. It's also after this that L gets that pained look on his face, like he knows that at this point he's not actually going to get anything meaningful from Light (again, very significant and rare from L in the show. We've seen him in distress (see: when Ukita died, hell, when Watari dies), but even then he mostly manages to keep his usually neutral expression), we never see him "look sad" like he does here):
I just think it's interesting that this is one of the few scenes in this particular adaptation of Death Note where they try to open up the character's thoughts/feeling (especially considering the fact that they. lowkey blunder in adaptations of original scenes from the manga), and L himself is being rather open (not that he ever really tries to hide what he thinks nearly as much as Light), and yet all Light contributes to it in return is like. Actually nothing. Bro fumbled it. There is no resolution to any of this, to any of what L asks at all, to any of the many opportunities for a meaningful conversation, and the only thing even relatively close to an answer that you can get from Light is what you can infer from how he acts in the episode after L dies, where he's just going through the motions, but hardly acting as if he's actually living at all.
(Honestly I think the transition from this scene with the taskforce to the subsequent scene with Misa says enough on its own. Light's expressions and tone says everything:)
(Oh sidenote but. This shit again:
"Light, this is our first date in forever. can't you enjoy yourself a little more?" ('Why don't you seem happy? We can finally be together since L is dead') -> No response, Light instead changing the topic to him wanting to move in with Misa without changing his mannerisms at all
Also there's that one detail again. You pretty much don't see Light's expression when he speaks here at all, except for one shot of his eyes, which is quite literally the exact same shot they used when he "saw" L, just altered for the new setting. You have No idea what he looks like when he's responding to Misa, although it's probably fair to assume that it's the same empty stare he has for the whole Two Shots where you can clearly see his whole expression in the entire scene.
Something something Light Yagami bad at feelings I think you get the point though)
I guess Light's Kind of showing what he's feeling now? He'll admit to himself that it's boring without L, but no more than that. Light never actually admits to anything "significant", and L's dead already anyway, so what would that even do?
And then we get, uh. Basically nothing from Light. For the next 5 Years. Except that he joined the NPA, so, uh, yay? Good job, Light you totally nailed it! Thank you for allowing us as an audience to delve deeper into your inner thoughts and feelings as a character so we can find out more about you as a person! Very helpful! Thank you for not sabotaging one of your few dedicated opportunities to look into yourself as a person and reflect on your relationships with others and being 100% honest with yourself! We stay winning guys.
Anyway, this got way too long for a scene that's over a decade old, and I've probably just said everything that everyone else has already said in this fandom before. But unfortunately this has been living in my head for way too long and I must scream. I just think this episode's neat is all :)
tl;dr Part of the reason why the rain/foot scene (tbh episode 25 in General) stands out so much is because the Death Note anime specifically was a bit robbed in terms of its more emotional character moments compared to the other medias, which makes more somber/introspective scenes like the ones in episode 25 stand out a Lot in comparison. But it's also incredibly ironic because it's one of the few moments where the show (or specifically L) tries to look deeper into Light's character, but because he is so avoidant for the entire duration of these two scenes he adds basically nothing at all. It's almost funny. Mostly sad. It's also very gay. Aand post
Okay actually nevermind one more thing I talked about how the jdrama is supposed to be more emotionally in-depth because it is a TV Drama and just for the record, same thing happens there! I could probably do an entire analysis of the Blue Scene in this context like I did with episode 25 but I'd literally be here forever, so uh, just take this iconic line as my main example:
Same Thing. L's statement "I wish we could have met some other way" is personal. It's his own wish, his own regret that he is expressing to Light. While Light's reply obviously has that same regret implied it's also phrased in a specifically impersonal way. It's closed off. "This is the only way we could have met" it closes off the topic and simply renders L's wish as ultimately futile. Light does not say that he Also wishes he could have met L a different way even if it was likely impossible, instead it's a cold statement of cynical fact.
Idk just. Something something L being able and Willing to be more openly sentimental/emotionally open towards Light/about Light vs. Light's inability to be honest with anyone including himself and his own nature preventing any form of meaningful reciprocation. Something something self-sabotage, y'know the drill. God don't even get me Started on how sincere L's tone is when he says "It'll be lonely won't it?"(at least in the eng dub) in the anime I could talk about his tone in that scene for ages. Also yes all of this relates to L Change the WorLd too by the way. Don't ask how it just does okay.
I do think that scenes like these (rain/foot scene, The Blue Scene. Uh. L Change the WorLd The Novel Adaptation) show, at least in those adaptations, that L does genuinely care for Light, and show that he values him as a friend not just in the mindgame-equal sense but also just like, a more sincere sense you know. Idk if that made any sense and that's a whole other topic for another day but you guys just have to believe me on this one alright please please believe me buries head in hands. Okay post over finally thanks for coming to my tedtalk hope you enjoyed my very-unnecessarily long analysis of the week
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#death note anime#coda analyzes stuff#sorry this is all very scattered and probably doesn't make sense i wrote this on a whim one day and then the post had a mind of its own#this was originally gonna be shorter but then light yagami (derogatory) happened#it was so difficult to avoid going on 27450438 different tangents i love this series btw#you know my post about LCtW parallels with Light post L's death. yeah pretend i copy pasted that whole analysis here too#it also applies and is very relevant#death note multiverse my beloved i will love you forever#i just ran this through a word counter 1K+ word rant about these scenes. in 2024. God i'm Cooked#^ LMAOOOOOOOO (laughs in ~2.5K wordcount weeks later at the time of finally finishing writing this) god I Hate it here#also sorry i havent been posting a lot of art lately i'm busy and i've decided to save up all my Art Energy for lawlight week#so i've just been finishing off and posting analysis that have been floating in my drafts.lawlight stp au parallels/notes are probably next#sorry not sorry </3
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HIS HAND IM SCREAMING
#yue yaps#yue plays l&ds#<- uh yeah block that tag if you don’t want to see me just posting photoshoots w sylus LMAOOOOOOOO#i’m on a hunt to get more duo poses i need this man expeditiously#hes so hot thank u photoshoot thingy for the wind effect#sylus#love and deepspace#love & deepspace
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Imagine Gojo acts like how ddg acts with halo but with his own baby. The way Halo is always forced to listen to what DDG has to say and is always pulled into his antics its almost like DDG is the baby and Halo is the father 💀now imagine that with Gojo LMAOOO his baby would defo be sick of his yapping.
#sierra’s rants 🗣️#jjk#Halo did NOT like it one bit💀#like the recent meme of Halo riding a carousel with DDG#he needs to leave that baby alone LMFAOO#that baby was SCARED#AND THAN THE WAY DDG BROUGHT HIM BACK TO RIDE ON IT THE NECT DAY L#LMAOOOOOOOO#ITS TOOO FUNNY#Halle come collect your child#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#gojo fluff#gojo saturo#gojo satoru#halo#ddg#halo and ddg#halle bailey
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nOT bungie putting DADDY IMMARU IN GAME CANON AND EVERYTHING PLEAASE THE FACE I MADE WHEN J HEARD THAT
#spoilers#destiny 2#LMAOOOOOOOO#I CANNOT BELIEEEEVVVEEEE#lyriumsings txt#GOOD BYE I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY#LIKE WHY HES A GHOST WHY R YALL LIKE THIS#once again i feel compelled to draw my own idea of what ghost looks like tho#festival of the lost#festival of the lost spoilers l
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I'VE FILLED OUT ALL THE BASIC SIMFORMATION BABYE, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!
Time to sift through all the memories.
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#scrawny rambles#adventures in simming#time to have perfectly curated and orderly memory timelines just like the maxis premades#lmaoooooooo#put this hood up for download along with the 364677657857 pieces of custom content i used#😭😭😭#there's cheating there's witches THERE'S CHEATING WITCHES#m/rio and p//ch are divorced#g/nesis had a sex-witch commune and fathered seven children with six different women (one of whom was p//ch-- longtime paramour)#(AND REASON FOR SAID DIVORCE)#d//sy and ang//l have a happy marriage#/lsa fr/zen is d e a d#this is barely scratching the tip of the iceberg#no one does it like crackville 😤👏
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girl really wants her thumbs up no hime, ig
#no kiss! kiss! kiss! for her ig lmaoooooooo#can’t believe the chizuutan pv already has 13mil views. chuutan sweep is real#unpopular opinion: even chizo >>>>>>>> l*ph*y* change my mind—#(just like how type yujiro >>>> type aizo for the julieta cds lmaoooooooo)#chizuutan chizpost#in other news i’ve gone mad from the lack of wifi send h e l p
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fall river massachusetts late 1892-1893 dash simulator
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lmaoo of course l*zz*e was a member of the temperance movement….. broads like that are always the worst
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and??? are you saying that being against the overconsumption of alcohol is somehow akin to being a brutal murderer?????
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yes
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dont bother engaging with remember1794 his entire blog is posts about the whisky rebellion of 1794 or about how much he hates women
#notborden
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look all im saying is that miss lizzie is unmarried and hasn’t had ANY suitors… and maggie is unwed too. im just saying!
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im so tired of you sapphists projecting your filthy disease onto everyone. no one cares.
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thats not what your mother said to me last night
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wait why is your blog just photographs of mens footwear
#wild ass site
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i think the uncle did it bc what the fuck kind of middle name is vinnicum
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AND hes a butcher ? might as well write murderer on his head lmaoooooooo
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bordenupdates just vagueposted about me
#hope this is ok to rb op bc LMAO
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ever since the 1850s big petroleum has been working to destroy the whaling industry, backed by the naturalists who find a problem with the hunting of whales, despite there being an abundance of the beasts in the sea! do not reject whaling – trust when whale experts say that these creatures will never be at a serious risk, don't fall for the propaganda of big petroleum
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what the fuck are you talking about. did a whale kill your parents or something.
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yes, actually.
⚓️ sunkenmen
. sorry
#sorry for your loss but your politics suck
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i don't believe that women are capable of a crime so brutal. even when judith slayed holofernes, she did so by the guiding of God. her actions were virtuous in nature. women, being of the fairer sex, who serve God as lizzie does are not capable of a murder so foul. jezebel was able to do as she did because she spurned Him.
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stop lumping sapphist lizzie defenders with these freaks.
#this discourse has been incredible #anyway block godbeliever
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the adventures of sherlock holmes my beloved
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theres nothing wrong an opium reliance.
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i always wanted to fuck her
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does anyone wanna take me to the columbia exposition :( i know its in illinois but still
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text: L+Ratio+Your Husband Was Doomed By The Narrative
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instagram au ✨ L.H
vet!reader x Lewis hamilton
fans sususpect that Lewis hamilton is dating roscoes vet 🐶 is award winning vet y/n y/l/n and formula 1 championship winning Lewis hamilton dating ?
I have been thinking about vet!reader x l.h for the longest time and I felt it was very fitting so here we go !
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y/nusername: this is definitely one of the most rewarding jobs ❤️🐶
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f1waggupdatess: lewis hamilton spot with mystery woman. who is she ? are they dating?
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hamilton_44: isn’t that roscoes vet ? Y/n ?
user373: i think it is yeah !
mercgirl63: we’ve lost him🥲 but it’s y/n so it’s all good 🥹
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f1waggupdatess: new update on the y/n - lewis situation … lewis posted that he was at a florist today then not even 2 hours later y/n got flowers and captioned the photo “he’s a keeper❤️”
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fan2: they’re deffo together!
mercedes4eva: oh for sure 💯💯💯
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user69: okay but that florist is so beautiful 🤩
uaer333: I’d be sneezing like an asthmatic cat 😭😭
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lewishamilton: love is in the air 😏
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authors note- hope you enjoyed this because Iv been thinking about this for a long time ,again it’s short and sweet ;)
#formula 1#f1 instagram au#f1 fanfic#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton imagine#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x you#team lh44#roscoe hamilton#mercedes amg f1#george russell#gr63#formula 1 imagine
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The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x02 - Love, War, and Mushrooms
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CLAUDIA’S IN THE INTRO THIS TIME???
Omg wait what does that mean
AARAVOS GRABBED HER FIGURINE
Like he did in s4 when he was using viren
CORVUS WHOOOO
GAHH
They’re so gay for each other lmao
“Karim’s threats are no longer empty with General Miyana’s might behind them.”
Ok but did no one stop to think that miyana MIGHT be a little biased considering she’s karin’s literal girlfriend—
Like I would’ve kept a closer eye on her
“Based on these claw markings, she was unsteady…”
I forgot how good of a tracker Corvus is it’s nice to really see him in action
Soren grabbing Corvus’s shoulder lol
NOT THE WAY CORVUS FULL ON PULLED SOREN’S HAND OFF HIM LMAOOO—
Corvus being so done with Soren’s shit yet still humoring him is so cute
OOH you can see Karim in the reflection of the crown I love that
G U R L WHAT ARE YOU DOING—
I’m sorry the way Gren was waving that cape around trying to put out the fire is so funny—
“You think it’s edible?”
“No, and please don’t find out.”
Their banter ugh—
Soren is literally a golden retriever it’s so wild
“Why are we stopping? Do you not like my summer camp song?”
We NEED a short story of Soren at camp that would be soooo funny
I still love how Ezran and Zym can telepathically communicate it’s adorable
I hope they explain that later
Oop more mushrooms—
I swear Soren and Corvus argue like an old married couple lol
NOT THE PIGGYBACK RIDE LMAOOOOOOOO
“If I ever start to doubt you, I’ll know I am truly lost.”
See Amaya and Janai are such good examples of girlbosses who are still madly in love, want to get married, etc. it’s soooo cute
I’m not gonna get into it too much cuz i don’t like talking about politics on social media but you can still be a woman with a career and still want a to get married, still want a family and whatnot and even though amaya and janai aren’t a “traditional couple” it’s still a good example as far as feminism goes
Like this is how your portray a power couple this is the correct way right here
Notice the difference between the responses in Janai’s and Karim’s audiences. Janai’s people cheer for her because they see her as more than a queen. They see her as more than just a leader; they see her as a friend or even a sister.
Karim’s people bow in respect, but they only acknowledge him as a commander. That kind of “respect” always fades.
“He’s got me. A good man with a big heart.”
They’re so just—
GAHH—
*dies of cuteness*
“Your brother Ezran needs you.”
Considering zubeia was the one who ordered Harrow’s and Ezran’s deaths in s1, she prolly had the most development, except we as an audience see the least of it.
“It’s time to set a wedding.”
FINALLY WHOOO
We’re FINALLY doing this
Oh callum and rayla i forgot about them
WAIT WHAT—
WHY IS THERE AN X OVER DUREN???
Aaaaalllllright it’s really picking up now. It’s good to know zubeia’s alright, and i’m excited to see how this whole thing with janai and karim carries out. Soren and Corvus are SOOO CUTE they need to kiss already. ALSO how DARE they leave off on callum with his little key of aaravos or whatever it’s called and him MAPPING THE COORDINATES of the lines on the floor??? They better explain that i swear imma be mad if they don’t—
#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp 6x02#tdp spoilers#fandom#tv review#watch a thought#watch a thon#discussion#thoughts
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'panem lost a poet panem lost a standup comedian' lmaoooooooo what are your favorite Coriolanus’ unhinged quotes from tbosas?? I cackled so much during that rather dark book, I feel embarrassed, lol
He had to think of just the right way to break the news. But what would that be? 'I love you deeply, but I love officers’ school more?' That wasn’t going to go over well.
Did you tell your best friend his crush was a cannibal? Never a rule book when you needed one.
AH, TRUST AGAIN. ThE aIr WaS fUlL oF iT.
Coriolanus winced slightly. TWO biking mishaps in the same twelve-hour period seemed more than coincidental.
This entrance was for the poor people, Coriolanus thought. Or perhaps not poor. The word PLEBEIAN came to mind. (those history classes did nothing for him)
PASSING OUT SANDWICHES WAS ONE THING, THROWING THE CHAIR QUITE ANOTHER (sorry, i'm in tears, xDDD)
Snow lands on top and ALL THAT. He knew he should be elated at this turn of events and jumping up and down inside while p r e s e n t i n g a modest, pleased front. But what he really felt was jEaLoUs.
THE HERO OF HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
The i m p o s s i b i l i t y of being a Snowflake in this postwar world.
And here he was in his uniform, clutching a rose like some lovestruck schoolboy, hoping she would — what? Like him? Trust him? Not kill him on sight?
Good-bye, Lucy Gray, we hardly knew you (biiiiiiitch 🔪)
So now that loudmouth Arachne was a defender of a righteous and just land. Yes, she laid down her life taunting her tribute with a sandwich, thought Coriolanus. Maybe her gravestone could read, “Casualty of cheap laughs.”
BETTER OFF SAD THAN DEAD
Coriolanus did not want to spend the next twenty years listening to them *mockingjays* serenade the local executions.
What was he doing but dressing her up to be a pretty corpse? Perhaps she could strangle someone with the scarf, or stab them with the pin?
HIS OWN FANS HAD A LITTLE MORE CLASS (rich boy™)
The LAST TIME Sejanus had lost his appetite, he’d lost his sanity as well.
Who were all these PeOpLe hanging around on a weekday at the zoo? Didn’t they have jobs? Shouldn’t the children be in chool? No wonder the country was such a mess.
What an ugly place, he thought dully as the train chugged its way through District 9. It didn’t look fit for human habitation.
Coriolanus gave the camera a thumbs-up when they cut for his reaction. He could not believe THIS was his life.
How much bread had they wasted with this nonsense? Oh, no, he starved to death! Somebody get the bread!
CORIOLANUS SNOW, MORE LONER THAN LOVER (whatta slogan for his presidential campaign)
How awful, Coriolanus thought. To have YOU be the first person in the world a baby sees *about dr. gaul*
Why would evil incarnate help his girlfriend?
In rhetoric class, she’d once attributed his inability to decipher the deeper meaning of a poem to the fact that he was too self-absorbed. The irony, coming from Livia, of all people! But actions spoke louder than words. Coriolanus to the rescue, Livia to the nearest exit.
“Of course I liked it, but I’m more open-minded than most" (hahahaha)
Then came confusion. If she had saved his life, he owed her, what? A sandwich and two cookies? That was how he was repaying her. For his life. Which apparently he held quite cheaply.
Oh, a ghost story. Ugh. Boo. So ridiculous.
Ma? Was Coriolanus’s place about to be uSuRpEd by someone who referred to his mother as “Ma”? The cabbage and posca threatened to make a reappearance.
CANNIBALS OVER CUTTHROATS!
several people took the pained look on Coriolanus’s face as sorrow at Arachne’s death, when ironically he felt like killing her all over again.
“That was some good-bye.” Coriolanus just shrugged. “What can I say? I’m irresistible.”
Poor Sejanus. Poor sensitive, foolish, dead Sejanus. (GUNSHOT 💀💀💀)
#he's insane he's unstoppable he's blue blooded charles bukowski#some of these quotes aren't even that funny but coryo's constant bitchin mood is priceless#also ngl as a reader i savour how sharp witted his inner voice is#sharp voice of unhinged mind lol#vittacorle#ask#coriolanus snow#the hunger games
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I JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS MEANT LMAOOOOOOOO I THOUGT YOU ASED ME IFF I WAS AN ARTIST OR NOT LMAOOOOOO you're the one who sent me the pick up lens are u??
LMAOO NGL I WAS SOO SURPRISED BY THE EXPLANATION YOU CAME UP WITH...I THOUGHT THAT MY COVER HAD COME OFF WITH THAT ASK IN WHICH I FORGOT TO TURN ON ANON LMAOO😭😭... @lost-my-head-in-the-clouds hehe sry that you got dragged into this and also got temporarily framed was the culprit while l was smirking so hard watching all of this unfold hehehe
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This is too fun to write and I am distracting myself from responsibilities. Honestly at this point it's a Crack fic but I am enjoying myself. Anyway enjoy.
*Adam Standheight sent a photo*
Mark: where the hell are you?
Mark: why are you with a horse?
Adam: I'm letting Will.I.Am live out hisbhorse girl fantasies.
John: that's a beautiful horse. Where are you two?
William: Adam insisted we go to Texas to see horses. I told him about the horse riding ranch place about 2 hours away from home. So we're in Texas.
Amanda: bring me something cool
Lawrence: is that why you wanted to borrow my car 3 days ago?
Mark: your car has been missing for 3 days and you haven't said anything.
Lawrence: it's Adam. I figured he just forgot where he parked it.
Adam: hey! I respect that
Adam: that's not the right word
John: resent is the word you're looking for.
Logan: I'm too lazy to read to catch up so why is there a selfie of Adam, William, and Sarah Jessica Parker?
Amanda: shots fired
Adam: ducking got her!
Amanda: 🦆 🦆 🦆
Adam: shut up
William: we're at a ranch in Texas.
Logan: is that why it's been more peaceful around here? Other than Mark and Amanda bickering it's been quiet
Mark: almost peaceful
*Adam Standheight sent a photo*
Adam: look at my little horse girl go. ✨ M A G I C A L ✨
Amanda: majestic
Jill: bring me back a cowboy hat
Adam: pink and sparkly?
Jill: white. Get John a black one.
Adam: OKAY!
*William Emmerson sent a photo*
Logan: why does he look scared?
William: he's terrified of the horse 🐴
John: how do you send the cartoons?
William: the emojis? They pop up as recommendations in my predictive text thing
John: what?
Mark: I'll be home in 15 and show you
Adam: I rode a horse. I may have peed
Lawrence: what?
William: the horse snorted and it scared him. He actually pissed himself
Amanda: LMAOOOOOOOO
Mark: 😂 good job dumbass
Lawrence: oh my
Adam: Mark sent an emoji
Mark: I'm teaching John
*William Emmerson sent a video*
Adam: Will.I.Am! I thought we were bonding
William: we are but this was too good not to share.
John: 🤣🤣🤣
Amanda: Mark showed you emojis. How do you know what they are?
Mark: Angela.
Adam: I am hurt and disgusted.
William: I'm sorry Adam. What if I get you IHOP?
Adam: we're in the south Will. We're going tona waffle house. I hear they're built different down here
William: okay but you have to shower first
Adam: deal.
John: 👍👍👍
Mark: I can't believe you pissed your pants
Adam: 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Amanda: that is a wall of emoji
John: 🚮 what a neat little man. He say to throw trash away
Adam: time to throw me out then
Mark: agreed
Amanda: okay
Logan: done
Lawrence: you'll be someone's treasure
Adam: ouch
William: he's my treasure. Living his own horse girl dreams
Adam: we're going to the botanical gardens in every state we drive through now so I can live my garden whore dreams
John: 👍👍👍
#saw 2004#saw franchise#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#leigh whannell#amanda young#john kramer#mark hoffman#saw fanfic#tobin bell
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Hiii! Just like the last person, i also started with the live action and then found your fanfics and ah! Im the one that commented on almost all your work djdj and told you i read it on my lunch break and the train! Thank god i speak spanish so people wouldn't read what was on my phone sbdbbd and yeah, thank god i was also wearing a mask on the train so no one would see me giggling like and idiot. But i wanted to tell you that omgg i love your stories how the hell your brain is so sexy but also funny i love how the smut its very silly also because we get to read buggy's thoughts. I didn't even like buggy on the live action till i saw the fanarts and i was suddenly like "you know what? He actually has pretty eyes..." and then here i am with a massive crush on a clown. I also started to ship buggy with mihawk because i have a thing for rare pairs and i was like you know what they would be hot but i was only imagining them like the live action BUT THEN YOUR FANFICS and now im on episode 7 of the anime cause i just want to understand better, like i love your crocodile but i dont even know how he is so yep, im on the anime nfnfnf and im here to tell you that you are amazing, seriously, i read your stories at night, at morning, when i finish my work bfnfj like i became obsessed with the ot3
Hi i remember you lolllll i replied to your comments this morning :) honestly it blows my mind that you'd read them in public, i could never have that bravery LMAOOOO. BUT STOPPPPP I'M LITERALLY AN IDIOT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. i think i said this at the end of my most recent fic but like i'm really out here just writing the most unrealistic ass smut sometimes. sometimes its just plain STUPIIIDDD lmao. but i do fancy me a good laugh but i never verge off into Crack territory lol. The actor does have really nice eyes, doesn't he???? i'm a clown f*cker tho so i was always going to simp for h- ANYWAYSSSSSS. @here i am with a massive crush on a clown. LMAOOOOO? First time???? LOOK L I S T E N. Honestly. i'm a Cross Guild girlie at heart so for me this is a buy one get two free deal but i swear to god Mihawk/Buggy IDKKKKKK. IDKKKK BABESSSSS. idk those two have the potential to have the messiest relationship yet and plus they're hot like you said LMAOOOOOO. LISTENNNNN LISTENNNN I'M THE BUGGY SIMPPPPP (jk there's probably someone who loves him more) AND WHEN I TELL YOU THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MANNNNN. JUST HES. *CHEF KISS* he's delicious, tasty, and PATHETIC. HES SO FUNNY AND DUMB AND I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH. His debut episodes/ Episode 46 which is like 'Little Buggy's big adventure' is honestly the funniest shit to me and like they're my comfort episodes. Also like i said in the prev ask Alabasta is just my comfort arc for so many reasons lolololol Mainly bc my fave character appears and so does Croco and i love baroque works with a passion. (nobody asked.) it may not be everyone's slice of pie, but it's mine :))))
ANYWAYS LMAOOOOOOOO. Trust me bestie the way i write Crocodile isn't a headcanon LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You'll see when you get there aljsldjasldjasldkajsdasd. If anything i typically go light on my depiction of him bc he's hngngnngngngngngn. Yeah, he's Crocodile alright LMAO. Not much of a spoiler but i'm here to tell you that Oda is starving us in terms of Cross Guild content, but have no fear jlkjsljdlkasjdaks i'll take one for the team. ANYWAYSSSSSSSS.Thank you again for the really nice message dear, i really appreciate it and i hope you end up actually liking the show a lot and don't have to watch 9845840850948509485098450840548094850948 episodes to think it's got any sort of appeal LMAO. THANK YOU AGAIN X30000 But know this: the moment Cross Guild debuted i knew...I KNEW i had to write for them. I knew i had to write Buggy in every scenario possible, and i'm working on it.
#asks#long post#in another world i'm an acesan writer#but in this world i'm writing buggy x three other men
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THE DAMN PITY PARTY THING MAKES ME WANNA DRAW SANDY BREAKING DOWN AND AIFHSUDUVUDUURUVEJFUEJUXUDHEH
Total L for him by the way lmao how dare he be sad because his family keeps missing his birthday-
LMAOOOOOOOO
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