#LMAOOOOO EMBARRASSING!

[placeinthisworld]

she gave a shout out to shawn mendes on ttpd??? 😭

not me thinking shawn mendes and charlie puth are the same person 😵‍💫

[27spoons]

guys im being so fr right now when I say that winter!hunter!nat is my baby daddy

natalie come HOME the kids MISS YOU

[hejee]

morrigan mansplaining elvhen culture while playing as lavellan hits so close to home (ily morrigan but this is not it 😭)

[hayaku14]

HE'S DISGUISED IN A HEIKAZU MOVIE BEFORE

HE CAN DO IT AGAIN.

[r-truth]

[mintygreencake]

I will never not cackle about the fact that Vega got bodied so bad the mf got a factory reset. Been waiting on his downfall, mhm, now what you gonna do mister windows 95?

[my-deer-friend]

[m4ruk4ts]

-throws these and runs away-

[weebsinstash]

You know it's probably 70% because it's Jeff Goldblum but you know what. You know what. You know what. Why is the Wizard kinda... you know.... 👀

I was in my yt shorts foreverscrolling, as one does, and a clip of when Elphaba received her balloon from the Wizard came up and one comment said "you have to admit his little messenger balloon is pretty cute" and someone replied something like "manipulators like him often use 'cute' things to deceive people" and something in my brain just remembered "oh, right, so he's a charismatic manipulating charlatan who is also desperate for approval and praise but also secretly extremely insecure and he sees nothing wrong with lying and having big grandiose gestures to lie/celebrate/indulge himself even to the point he has no problem massively misleading people on an untold scale. Go on 👀"

None of the civilians even fucking know what the Wizard looks like but most of them are so camp-level brain dead that you could just have Madame Morrible say "oh, [the Reader] ran away because they're just so shy :) you know everyone has been young and in love and, the Wizard needs your help making sure they stay out of trouble and come home, everyone ^^" and you'd have munchkins tailing you by that same week

Personally I've always been a little, hungry for the trope of "Powerful 'damsel' whose abilities are used/exploited by the villain who is obsessed with them" trope and I couldn't decide if the idea of Reader being a witch or a civilian is more appealing to me. Are you powerless because of the social pressure and manipulated situation you are forced into, or, are you also literally powerless?

You're just like, forcibly cowed into being his little... personal sorceror/pal/loverrrrrrrrr i guess?

Seeing the new movie, and especially The Wiz, the Emerald City celebrations are always so grandiose, and I can picture he's just constantly dragging you to those. Or, would you be forced to be a recluse, since he hides his face from even his palace guards? Does he even go out or does he just make announcements with scwry automatons? How many people even know he's like, a person-person? Does the general public just hear "oh hey this is Reader they're gonna be the Wizard's 'special friend' ;) be nice to them everyone" and they just immediately accept you're this weird giant robot/human weird interspecies couple (or am I totally misinterpreting and people think he summons the robot to talk with magic...)

I mean, I guess spoilers but we also already know that the Wizard knows how to be charming and seductive when he wants to 👀 I admit I didn't recognize his voice when he first appeared but everyone is saying it's super obvious to tell and also that the play/book is so old that everyone already knows but, again spoilers, finding out that he's the guy I was talking about from my last post has me a lil 🥴😳 we literally just watched him seduce and party his way into impregnating her like, no I'm GONNA be gross about it! she really did deadass let him hit it raw he nailed that shit so good like???? Hello???? I'm about to risk it all--

[dreamingticklee]

i always forget how deathly ticklish my shins are until they're being tickled ☠️

[ragnarssons]

"You owe M Night an apology"

Actually, no. We don't.

[ratatatastic]

cats released a pomo supercut for playoff interviews and theres like 2 clips of him bullying ekky (pomo jokingly saying ekkys out of the lineup because he was responsible for the sole giveaway of the night; and pomo mentioning ekky eating shit at morning skate and going "that was pretty funny") but theres like more instances where he does that during playoffs for example re: telling an anecdote where ekky, like the proud man he was, was moody at morning skate after a -2 game vs the bs and the next game he redeems himself and goes "whatd you expect" to paul ofc more cursing was definitely involved but you know we have to remain pg around here and re: when paul gets told ekky praised the coaching staff he goes "well that was very nice of aaron to say i didnt think he was listening"

[marsabillions]

during rosekiller's (almost) first time, barty made evan's trousers disappear with a poof! 💥and evan got up and walked away (in his underwear)

STOPPPP

he stops everything to make the most disgusted eye contact with barty. After a moment Evan just swallows, wipes his mouth after kissing him, and walks away. He can’t look at barty for three days straight.

Barty doesn’t think its that big of a deal and thinks Evan is being a massive pansy abt it. Evan nearly breaks out in hives anytime he thinks abt, he cant believe barty would do smth that embarrassing/unsexy in front of him

[loveshotzz]

oh no, I just showed one of my IRL friends a snippet of a convo I’m having on discord and I forgot my username is Eating JK’s Ass

[dreamlifebunny]

does anyone else here collect fictional men like the pretty rocks you find on the sidewalk or... is it just... me

[samuell-art]

OLD COMIC (I forgot to post this here lol)

Zoom in if you can’t read it! I hope y’all can read my shitty handwriting

This is how I imagined their conversation based on Nate‘s recent art of them

HAHAHAH I DREW THIS IN AUGUST