#LMAO you’re sweet

[oooohno]

Oh wow... would you look at that... I'm totally your type

Fluffy short(er) hair & long black hair & angy (but actually sweet) & charismatic sportsman & silly guys all in one? How many personalities do you have?!?

[izzystizzys]

Echo’s world has gone decidedly… wobbly. Blurry. Fuzzy at the edges, and what-will-you-else. He can’t feel his fingertips, is his first thought. Kriffing overdid it on the glowing green shots, is his second.

“Holy kriff, Echo, that manhole-cover underneath you is moving!”, Fives exclaims, third. Or more like slurs into Lt. Jesse’s shoulder, who is himself moaning indistinctly into the Captain’s pauldron, who is in turn swaying back and forth gesturing at Commander Cody.

And it really is - the manhole cover, that is, once Echo stumbles off it with a shriek. Jumping up into the now open air with sudden force, steadying and then scraping across paveme-

“Are those kriffing hands?!”

In an instant, seven highly drunk pairs of fists and one blaster, courtesy of Commander Cody (the only one present who’s sober enough to be legally handling it) are aimed in a circle around the cover slowly being shuffled to the side, then the hands reaching up to palm at the edges of the hole -

- and are slowly being lowered again when two white-red painted helmets are heaved into view, along with chest-deep groaning and grunting. Two armored Corries collapse in a heap at Commander Cody’s feet, who stares down at them in open-mouthed shock.

Slowly, Echo blinks. Slowly, he raises a hand to snap his fingers in front of his face. No, still there. Slowly, Fives grabs for a piece of flank underneath his blacks and twists. Echo yelps, and slaps his hand away hard enough to hurt himself. “OI!”

“B’have, boys”, Captain Rex makes a brave attempt to slur out as he sways on his feet, still staring down at the trembling heap of armor at their feet. Whoa, Echo didn’t know they had those kinds of funky armor designs in the Guard. Very avant-garde.

“That’s blood, Ey’ika”, says Appo.

Oh.

Slowly, Hardcase raises his right foot, inching towards-

“Don’t even think about it”, Commander Cody snaps, and Hardcase’s foot whips back to the ground next to its companion. Fives chortles. “Yeah, genius, those are Commander kamas - they’d put you down in a second flat!”

“Why would two Corrie Commanders go crawling out of holes in front of 79’s, huh, genius?!”, Hardcase retorts, somewhat justly, Echo feels. Next to him, Commander Cody frowns, and kneels carefully. “Good question, trooper. Fox, can you hear me? Fox’i-“

Which is when one of the bodies - Commander Fox, Echo realizes with a shudder, The Marshall Commander Fox - convulses on the ground, and an arm rears up to nail Cody face-first with the back of a hand, sending him sprawling back into the pavement with an undignified squawk.

“Thorn”, the sad figure that is the highest decorated clone in existence groans, still faceplanted into pavement, “Thorn, I’m hallucinating Cody. Thorn, tell him to shut up.”

“Shuddup”, Commander Thorn heaves, loyally. Cody makes an affronted noise, braced back on his shebs. “Sdubid Codeh.”

Commander Fox’s visor scrapes against the ground with his nod, a sound that sends the surrounding vod’e cringing. “Yeah, you go, Thorn. You’re my favorite.” A considering pause. “Oh, kark. I need to call in medevac - Fox to Stabby, Fox to Stabby - the kriffing Narglatches are back on the lower levels.”

The Commander’s comm crackles to life, as he heaves himself over with a punched-out moan - oh, yup, that dark patch’s definitely not paint, and are those teeth marks?! On plastoid??

“I’m going to wring Senator Hliii’s neck, and then I’m going to twist him into a human kriffing meat-lasso to catch every last one of his little pets with”, sounds through Fox’s comm, who just hacks out a laughcough in response. “Pinging your location now. Where’s Thorn?”

“Pr’snt”, slurs Thorn.

“Concussed”, adds Fox, “We crawled out forty levels to behind 79’s, so no one would see us.”

Awkward silence follows.

“Uh, about that”, begins Rex, only to be interrupted by a deep groan from Fox.

“Oh, you’ve got to be kriffing kidding me! As if Cody’s ugly mug wasn’t - WHAT THE KRIFF ARE YOUR KRIFFING ARC KARKHEADS DOING IN MY HALLUCINATION, REX?!”

“Shuddup, Rex”, Thorn moans bravely.

[florwal]

yeah some people are just mean cause they can, you've done so much and you don't owe anything to anyone

+ i'm so happy you've been enjoying jut playing the game for yourself, i've just cleaned all my mods folder (don't ask how.) and planning to fell in love again with the game that i've been loving since i was 10 😭

if you wanna share some pics of what you're doing i'm super curious, but if you dont: just fuck them all 💋💋💋💋💋💋 kisses and hugs

i’ve been trying to play the complete opposite of what i normally would but i’m actually enjoying it a lot! i just cleaned my mods folder too it was A CHORE

the dad erik is a construction worker and he’s into all the outdoorsy stuff. he goes fishing a lot. he has the goofball trait and tries to be “the cool dad.” because in my head the parents were in the grunge/alternative scene when they were younger

the mom vivienne is a freelance writer and to make things easier for me she has the family oriented/neat traits because erik is a slob and makes the house dirty as fuck and i feel bad cuz she is ALWAYS cleaning up after him but their marriage is going great and they never fight so ? she seems happy to do it i guess lmao

they have a teenage daughter named bristol that’s super angsty and has the live fast aspiration from hsy so she sneaks out and gets into trouble at school a lot. she has a crush on her best friend marjane who’s been having a stay over at the house for a sims week so i’m like 👀 waiting to see if any autonomous romance will happen with them BUT bristol also has a crush on another girl from school so idk which one i want her to go to prom with and it’s stressing me out!!!

[bloodibambiidoll]

Thinking about being Eddie’s vampire!Gf that can smell when his dick gets hard.

[mushroominaforest]

I'm glad you won! That's why I drew you a karmaflower!

Sorry for the wait, I was a little busy

I hope you are happy :D

Awwwweeeee this is adorable!!! Thank you so much!!!! I’m super happy!

[ohithankyou]

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[deus-ex-mona]

the idol friends and the respective loves of their lives in a nutshell, i think

[stupidlittlespirit]

When my partner plays video games, he ALWAYS makes his character into a version of me. Like he recreates me/a fantasy version of me in his games and makes me an evil sexy monster or warlock or something, and he shows me all the nice outfits he puts me in and stuff. It’s so funny.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

marshmallow gang goes camping 🔥 (self indulgent blorbo art)

[stillgotscars]

you know, ebony, i've been a follower for quite some time and i just love the way you post, so i have to ask.... will you boop me forever????

it would be my absolute honor 🩷

[tojiscrack]

i LOVEEEE liar liar so much 🥹🩷 I can't wait for the next part (no pressure ofc) and thank you so much for writing this fic they're so cute 😭💔 can we expect the next part to be posted by next month??

hiiiiiii <3

i’m feeling all giddy just from the first half of your comment 😭 i’m sooo glad you’re enjoying the story, it genuinely tells me that i’ve done things well so far 😊

you’re welcome ml, but really, i enjoy writing them and love talking about them too so honestly, thank you sm for leaving a message showing ur love and support ❤️❤️❤️

now i don’t want to make any promises, because i’m lowkey scared i’ll have some random rush of writers block and then not be able to fulfil it, but if i don’t have writers block (let’s all pray together that i won’t) then expect a new chapter some time next month. probably not early june, most likely mid-june (or if it’s that prolonged, then late june). i say this because i have an aot levi fic that’s ongoing and hasn’t been updated since november so i’m trying to alternate between writing each of them equally so that both stories are shown some love 😋

just stay tuned!

p.s. if i do have writers block, i won’t leave you with nothing at all. i’ll probably post an interesting sneak peak, just so that you guys have something to gnaw ur greedy, little lying teeth on :)

[glossysoap]

Are you gonna be doing Kinktober this year?

oh anon i am flattered by the faith you have in me LMAO

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Loudest Silence

YA contemporary

a newly Deaf-Hard of hearing girl moves across the country and starts a new school, struggling with navigating her disability and love for singing and lost friendships - determined to not make any new friends for the year she’s in Florida

and a boy struggling with family expectations and anxiety, after being made the fútbal captain even though he secretly ways to be on broadway, who quickly befriends her

bi & aroace-coded MCs

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari!!! i found a fic that made me cry in the EXACT same way ur fics make me cry and i thought you might wanna see it bc its so so gorgeous... its called paracosm of the gods by @/satoruxx and i js thought youd like it!! maybe!! have a nice day!!!

WAHHHH TYSM FOR THE REC ANON!!!! 🥹 that fic has been in my tbr for a whileeee (along with.. all of rheya’s other works angel if you see this i love you so bad.) the funny thing is i started crying just by skimming through it LMAO so 😭😭😭….

well . i’m waiting for a suitable moment to read it because i am such a sensitive little baby when it comes to angst ….. i will literally cry and throw up….. but i’m genuinely sooo excited to read this fic and knowing it has your approval just makes me more eager to sink my little teeth into it >:33 thank you again anon!!! please have a lovely day yourself!!!!

[cuteniaarts]

Small drawing collection of my latest creation Emran as a teenager/freshly minted Air Acolyte, for my dear partner in unhinged OC shenanigans @katkastrofa, as promised <3

[tabithatwo]

Saying that someone not liking elements of something means they want a happy ending or are anti tragedy or anti twisted shit is mmmm a big old logical leap!! I guess some people watch yellowjackets and don’t want tragedy but uhhh idk I have yet to see them have yellowjackets obsessions (not saying it isn’t possible just! seems very much less common!)

I (and many other people who didn’t like elements of this season or it’s approach to shit) gobbled the tragedy the fuck up s1! I was actually sitting at the proverbial table banging my proverbial knife and fork with a proverbial empty plate for the first half of s2 chanting fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up!

People having narrative critiques of HOW they did dark shit are not automatically ANTI dark shit lmao like I actually think that the reason much of it doesn’t hit for me personally is the lack of agency/the accidental nature of the tragedies. Like. I want more fucked up shit ACTUALLY. I want tragedy that doesn’t feel corny as fuck in execution. You can very much hate the way nats death and the hunts etc etc were done BECAUSE you don’t feel like they executed the level of psychological horror s1 promised! Also you can love it! Or you can be in between! Or you can not care! But like consolidating any criticism of unhappy story lines with doesn’t like dark shit is a wild oversimplification.

I know people feel reactive and defensive of things they love!! But it’s okay to not agree with someone’s take and ignore it. It’s also okay to engage with it! But like, dismissing any criticism with a weird idk you people don’t like/understand horror/sad shit party line is the worst kind of engaging, because you’re not actually engaging you’re just going out of your way to dismiss without taking what they’re really saying into account!