#LMAO THIS LIST IS HILARIOUS

[lxvvie]

American things i believe would KILL Simon🦅:

1. COSTCO

2. Driving for 10 fucking hrs and still be in Texas or california

3. High school prom/homecoming. He doesn’t get it.

“Wtf do u need a homecoming for I came home just fine after being hung by the ribs🙄”

4. A yearly checkup with ob/gyn and a hormone lab panel costed over $400 bc the insurance decided “this wasn’t preventative care”

5. Tornado season

6. Healthcare in general

7. The ginormous size of coke and slushes. Can he eat all of that? YES. Was he scared of that much sugar? YES.

8. Texas road house. He ain’t safe from those clogged arteries😔

9. Graves

One more thing, anon:

Iced tea.

Iced. Tea.

Iced. Bloody. Fuckin'. Tea.

Also, no ONE can resist the hot rolls and butter. NO ONE. Not even Simon fuckin' Riley.

Graves would be that bastard who'd have huge ass billboards posted of himself across Texas advertising his barbecue sauce and catering company and Simon's inner Ghost intensifies every time lmao.

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything

had way too much fun with this one hahah

[romatito]

welcome to my twisted mind, where the blorbos are in a theatre/musical troupe au and theyre putting on hadestown. i needed an excuse to put vino in a leading role, bc. unfortunately. feli would probably be considered more talented than him (even tho hes definitely good himself!!!)

tonio and lovino arent together yet but they are both crushing. emma knows and thoroughly enjoys seeing them both be dumb -- and watching the chaos of them being the leads in a romantic tragedy while they dance around each other...... literally AND figuratively. lmao

i have more of their embarrassing escapades in the think tank so this au will definitely reappear. and hopefully ill have settled on the rest of the cast soon 🫠🫠

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)

this time... is different.

[brighteuphony]

Do you have any other ships in Naruto?

I'm what I like to call a fairweather shipper. I don't actually have a single ship I stan because I stan ALL of them. Literally any ship you can think of, I'm down- It just depends on what mood I'm in...what flavor of ship I'm craving.

the tldr of me, consuming ANY media is: "If they exist, I ship them."

But my current mood is: Old man getting folded like laundry.

[askblueandviolet]

Fave soap opera and fave true crime doc GO

MASTER POST

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[christine-ye]

Saw a few people dump their Kamen Rider tier lists on here so I thought "why not jump on the bandwagon?"

Also included a tier list for Heisei-Reiwa main civilians (with only the seasons I've watched/seen a decent amount of to properly rank minus Gavv) for funsies

[knifegremliin]

just saw the funniest "i will not draw" list ever.

it included:

anything hateful

nsfw

bicycles

[seaofolives]

🎭 #torokatober2024 day 6/31: trick 🎻

Café au lait. Mocha latte. Cappuccino.

Quatre recognizes them, but he’d been swamped with meetings since he left his office that they’re now just words on the menu.

Still, he smiles readily when the man in a green suit approaches to take the seat opposite him.

Freezes when he recognizes Trowa Barton picking up his menu instead. But…he was supposed to meet someone else…

“Is this a trick to get me to rest?”

“Please cooperate, President Winner. This is a professional meeting.” Of course. Of course, it is.

Quatre brings up his own menu to hide his tearful grin.

find the list of prompts here!

[j-esbian]

god the Woke Content Game List is stupid for so many reasons, but it’s also just CLEARLY subjective lol

FNV lets you have gay sex with several characters but it’s only listed as yellow, even though that’s a dealbreaker for other games. original Baldur’s Gate (extended edition) is red but BG2 is yellow, because there’s gay romances in both but only the first one has a trans character. what the fuck is “pro-DEI messaging” because I legitimately don’t know and that’s listed in a lot of notes. are you really so upset about a single line in passing from a Skyrim NPC that you needed to include that. these games aren’t even listed in alphabetical order.

[heaven-said]

{{ I have to just lurk for now, but things went better than I was anticipating so I miiight be on tonight but I just want to say--

........... GOD not me considering adding Jesus Saint from Saint Young Men to this blog as if this blog is even a multi-muse-- I istg it used to be lmao. ( Look it up, its an obscure slice of life anime with just two episodes and a movie, you can see the whole thing in two hours lmao )

its so dumb-- I'm considering like... making this just a gabriel blog and then making a whole other blog for my heavenly muses? idk i'm losing my mind

I won't lets be honest-- setting up a new muse when i can barely write one does sound very unlikely bUT hdsgdshjds it could have been fun. I wish this anime went longer-- but it was probably cancelled for being controversial lets be honest hahaha

But Saint Young Men Jesus is such a dork!!!! he's such a dork and i'm weakkkkkk He likes puns and when he laughs his thorns turn to a flower crown and all the water around him turns to wine and if he lies or sins his head starts to bleed, and he is struggling and failing to hide all these very obvious tells of who he is-- there's so much potential for hijinks because he's written for comedy... but also... what if he had to be serious...... }}

[aerodaltonimperial]

i gotta admit, i don't care much for collision, and i've been trying to figure out why this is the case and i think it might be the lack of shenanigans. i got into wrestling for comedy acts lol. i love the shenanigans. the funnier the shit is, the more i like it. and collision simply does not have much at all. i am a simple woman, with simple needs. glad that aew has a more "serious" show because i know many people like that better, but it is simply not for me.

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

just saw ur latest reblog and felt obliged to say this ahaha

when cn was still being updated (from like chapter 30 onwards) I would talk about ur fic to my cousin (who only knows genshin bc I infodump it on him occasionally) and so he started asking me "did cyanide update?" every week and when it did I would read it out to him and we'd both react to it together. he's like 27 and he'd geek out with me about how good ur writing is so yeah. keep writing pls I love u 🫶🏾

HUH??????

[assandanattitude]

Red White and Royal Blue is so well written and acted, I'm feeling so many things

[fluffypotatey]

IDK how much you know about D&D, I just want to put this out there bc it's hilarious to me.

Throughout the whole show, Merlin is called a warlock, and is the only one called that, but there's no explanation given as to why.

In D&D, a warlock gets their power from their patron, sometimes a god. And one of the gods in the D&D pantheon?

Balinor.

👀

what

[thresholdbb]

Holup, they’re all rocking the same inclement weather gear