#LITG Nicolas

[willkimurashat]

Johnny/Nicolas watching Love Island, seeing MC and Elliot in matching outfits:

[crimswnred]

life would be better if fusebox let us endgame the pathetic men sometimes

[alitgblog]

I actually think Nicolas and Sienna could've been a fun couple together, at least to watch play out. it's like the two worst people you know getting together maybe they'll cancel each other out and be cute or maybe they'll make each other worse but soooo fun to stalk them on social media

[litgpersonalities]

All the Casa Amor boys from Season 5!

#99: Nicolas

#100: Johnny

#101: Pete

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

I’M GONNA PIE TF OUT OF YOU BITCH AND MAKE OUT WITH SURESH

[litgreadersroom]

Alfie (Oneshot)

five minutes by i_boop_you if I get burned, at least we were electrified by PearlBracelet Operation Wilfie by litglola

Dana (Oneshot)

Desperation Doesn't Look Good On You by Strawberrybeel Jealous by tammyisobsessedwith

Kat (Oneshot)

Do I Wanna Know? by probablydaydreaming

Gabi (Oneshots)

Grinding on Gabi by LovingSteph2002 It's a Small World, After All by Mitochonderoga

Johnny (Chaptered)

Drama King by Libelle949

Meera (Oneshot)

A dance with the devil by LovingSteph2002

Nicolas (Oneshot)

The Only One by Queen_Of_Boops

[lembrol]

kinda sad that they made the (half???) brazilian guy an ass. also bad that he talked about samba and feijoada as cultural things

[luckyqueenreign]

in regards to the bryson sister thing, i don't think it's grace because iirc during that first explore the casa chat he mentions that his sister's name is jess. i wish it were true though.

Second confirmation on Jess!! So Grace is def not his sister but I do wish it were true!! I need more LITG lore!! Siblings would be a fun start! Or imagine we had an MC who dated one of the past islanders?! NICOLAS’ EX?!? Or Hamishs ex!!! Basically I’d love if it were someone we couldn’t romance during the season.

[mrsbsmooth]

Hey Nicolas your pie is ready

[kylovely8]

What honestly annoys me the most in all of this is how we can’t even properly defend ourselves!

They’ve known us longer & we’ve never done anything sketchy but they automatically just believe Nicolas. Lulu & Finn are the only real ones.

Also why is Kat so mad that we kissed Finn when they weren’t even coupled up when she kissed Alfie when we were legitimately coupled up???

Also wasn’t this whole season about our ex trying to win us back & now he doesn’t even want us???

[willkimurashat]

Ivy I beg of you😫

[caitkaminski]

Pls ignore all my Nicolas simping and pls stop reblogging my posts about him and bringing up the pain.

This is a really hard time in my life. I have been fooled not once, but TWICE this season.

The only men I now trust are my good mates Ben and Jerry.

Pls respect my privacy at this time xxxxx

[alitgblog]

here's an odd and vague one for the poll career series

I don't even really know what i mean by outdoorsy

[peonyslumber]

Season five memes part 4

Here we go! A new set of memes for volume XII. Enjoy!

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

oh this is nasty af I’d rather deal with Dylan again

[throughthejunobush]

Why I hate everyone in s5 (and a few things I like about some of them)

Clearly I’m invested in this season despite having about 0.000001% satisfying content (and I’m being very generous with the word satisfying here), but as the gif says, I’m in it, and when fictional characters treat our MC’s badly, I think the best thing for us to do is come together and rage about it so we can feel empowered in real life when real people treat us shitty.

So without further ado, a breakdown of the main LIs and what I like about them but mostly what I hate about them.

Suresh

Let’s start with the clear center of attention of this season. The one the writers desperately want us to be hung up on even though they refuse to give Suresh stans anything but abuse and scraps.

When the season started, I was all in on this man. He is incredibly hot, cocky, confident. I’m all about that. I have several fic ideas in my google docs on how to give this cheater a redemption arc. I was excited for Suresh to win MC back, hopefully in spite of all the gorgeous wonderful love interests that MC had to choose from…

What a sweet naive little baby I was back then. I will say that Suresh has some compelling moments. He says some really touching things. Even seems believable when he says them. But I quickly learned that even when you’re into him and ready to get back together, he pushes you away repeatedly, outright lies to you and any other girl he’s flirting with. He cheats on MC and takes a photo… A PHOTO of the girl, then doesn’t even have the good sense to delete it. Brazen! Then he tells MC it was a one time thing, he regretted it immediately, he couldn’t date anyone after her for a while, he never got serious with anyone after her. All lies.

And I’m no Arlo fan, but the way he treats her is seriously fucked up and shows his bad character. He acts super into her in front of others, then tells MC how she’s the only girl for him. Flirts with MC during his date with Arlo, in such a sneaky way that he makes Arlo believe that he’s flirting with HER. He even tells Arlo that he is completely over MC and that Arlo is the only girl he’s interested in, that he sees a future with her. No wonder this bitch is freaking out on MC all the time! Suresh is gaslighting the fuck out of her! To me, Suresh really lost all chance of convincing me that he cared about MC when Arlo starts yelling at her across the room because Suresh had been flirting with her (despite several attempts by MC to tell him to back off) and he just giggles and laughs like he’s having a grand ol’ time watching MC’s throat get ripped out. If he had stood up for her and told Arlo to calm down, taken the blame, I think I would be a Suresh stan right now. But he didn’t so I’m not.

Alfie

Ohhhhh Alfie. I wanted so badly to love him. He’s cute, charming, cheeky, seems to really like MC, he even understands the pain of being cheated on! He’s giving MC darling little nicknames (that he never uses when they’re actually coupled up). If you’re on a Dana route, he’s arguably even more endearing because he’s quietly pining after MC all that time while trying to remain a supportive bestie.

The first red flags with him were with Kat and Meera. He told Kat he only had eyes for her even though he’d been flirting shamelessly with MC the whole time. Then when Meera showed up, he was like, can someone please remove this bag of trash labeled MC so I can go sniff Meera’s perfect Barbie vagina?? He doesn’t truly want a real human person as a partner, apparently. He resents MC for having past relationships, and cannot DEAL, despite constant reassurance from MC. So when computer generated Meera shows up, who has no past to speak of, no drama, no impulse to challenge him or really do anything besides serve as a human laugh track to Alfie, he drops us so fucking hard despite telling us how special we were like two minutes earlier.

Inexplicably, he chooses MC anyway, and tries to act like he’s somehow being romantic? I’m sorry that I’m not swooning over your tortured moment of barely picking MC. I was all in on you and really liked you and you treated me like a burdensome problem you wish you didn’t have for the past 24 hours.

Well you know the rest. He tells MC he’s ready to commit for the rest of LI. He’s falling for her. He’s SERIOUS YALL. And then Kat merely alludes to MC just talking to Suresh, which Alfie already knew about because he left to let her do it, he runs off crying and shoves his tongue down his best friend’s girl’s throat so fast. The way he treats Finn is so fucking shady! What an immature baby Alfie is! He doesn’t want a real relationship. He wants to play pretend that he’s in love where everything is smooth sailing and his partner only exists to please him. Which is what he did when Meera came back A COMPLETELY CHANGED IMPROVED PERSON, after being away for like, 2…maybe 3 days? However much time it was, the Villa took longer blubbering goodbye to her when she got voted off (WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT BY THE WAY?)

Finn

Mostly, I like Finn okay. He’s pretty funny and fun to be around. But I don’t trust him. He’s been flirting with MC on the side the entire time and if I were Kat, I would be so hurt. I don’t like how he’s leading Kat on the believe that he’s all in on her and then telling MC she’s really the one he wants. Not to mention that he’s always like, hmm I like you MC and I can’t put my finger on why 🤔 uhh because I’m a hot awesome genius with the patience of a goddamn saint for not pulling a Carrie on this entire Villa??

That being said, in this fictional world, he might be the best option available in the next few weeks, so I’m not totally ruling him out.

Dana

Dana is arguably the worst character in LITG history. She is a bundle of contradictions. She’s your best friend and would NEVER mess with your ex (not that we asked her to do this, she VOLUNTEERS this information)… until she does mess with your ex and decides she wants to get to know him. She doesn’t want to get to know Eddie, except for when she does. She’s all in on MC and fancies her the most, except when Eddie, Suresh, Arlo, or Gabi are around.

She does all the same fucked up shit that Alfie did but she is extra shitty to MC during Casa, even though she actually had the option to talk things out. But no, she’d rather hump the leg of the girl your ex smashed your heart with, even though said girl is pathetically hung up on a guy who ghosted her and has spent the last several days announcing to the world that MC is the only girl for him (seriously, Gabi may be hot but she sucks, and not because she was the other woman. I don’t blame her for that). Even if you’re just friends with Dana, she ignores you the entire time at Casa when MC is reeling from being cheated on, YET AGAIN. And as soon as everyone is reunited and you have some SHIT TO SAY to about 15 different people, she drags you off to ask for advice and comfort because Gabi is being shady. Don’t care! You made your bed, go lie in it.

Nicolas

Jury is out on Nicolas. He’s hot and really nice to MC. I’m annoyed he hasn’t tried to touch MC’s boobs yet, though. And I’m nervous how they’re playing up his “love of drama”. I did think it was kinda cute when he’s like, I’m just trying to show you that your ex baggage doesn’t bother me. MC needed to hear that, and Nicolas is a schemer, but he’s the first fucking person to be on MC’s team and looking out for her. So he wins this week 🏆

I assume Johnny is similar, which is a shame because he had a very distinctive personality from Nicolas initially and sounds like they’re just melding them together or rather, giving him Nicolas’s personality.

Gabi

Full disclosure, i haven’t done any scenes with Gabi. Maybe she’s nice. I truly don’t blame her about Suresh cheating. I have no ill will towards her about that even though she seems to believe we’re competition. I do know that she was a bitch to MC when she came in, and that she is seemingly still hung up on Suresh even though he lied about her and ghosted her in the cruelest way. Which is annoying and sad. And she seems to be using Dana, which is also shitty. Doesn’t seem like a person I’d want to take a chance on.

Did I forget someone? If I did, they probably suck too.