#love island the game s5

[still-a-morosexual-help]

pls tell me i'm not the only one annoyed at the newest season of love island the game??? I don't know how much longer I can stand MC being God's Gift to Humanity. Why isn't she allowed to have any other traits than being utterly perfect??? Why is every single character obsessed with her and so far up her ass they're crawling out of her mouth??? This is like the polar opposite of S5 where MC was treated like she personally started every single plague since the dawn of time, but they both bring about the same level of gritting-my-teeth-rolling-my-eyes frustration

and with both I had to play them parallel to S2 and/or S4 just so I could bask in MC being treated like a normal human being and not like she's going to personally cause the extinction of the human race or solve world hunger with a snap of her fingers

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

I just want to know

If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal?

And I don't miss what we had but could someone give

A message to the smallest man who ever lived

You kicked out the stage lights

But you're still performing

And in plain sight you hid

But you are what you did

And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive

The smallest man who ever lived

[kuesaa]

should i post the stuff i made for giggles during s5 on tiktok?

pls i need help with ideas bc i don't wanna a bunch "dear lord when i get to heaven" memes for the litg guys lmaoooo

[willkimurashat]

No like, genuinely, thanks for giving me the option that reflects exactly how I feel

[rebelrayne]

Each Islander's Answer to: "Would You Be Willing to Return for All-Stars?"

under the cut (endgames included for fun)

➥ YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Emel Ivy Kat Kelly Lily Johnny (with a dramatic flair) R!Hannah Summer Uma

➥ Yes, I would be.

Bianca* (S8 CA) Blake Cassius* (S7 Bombshell) Erikah Felicity* (S8 CA) Hazel Meera Nicolas Rachel* (S8 OG) Stephen* (S7 Bombshell) Toby Valentina

➥ The show wouldn't be complete without me.

Allegra Arlo Brad* (S8 Bombshell) Bryson Christy* (S8 Bombshell) Eddie Elisa Finn Iona Jamal (I'm sorry he is pure chaos) Lexi Marshall Mason Rafi (sorry, he's there for the fame) Reese Ryan Sienna

➥ Doesn't wait for a call, just shows up.

Hamish Liam (he's told to go home)

➥ Depends...Do I get a hot tub date?

Roberto

➥ Pretends they're busy for flair, then says yes.

Rocco

➥ I don't know...Look what happened last time.

Grace Hazeem Hope Jo Lucy Kobi Priya Rohan

➥ Maybe? Let me think about it.

Cherry Daphne Estelle Flo Genevieve Geri Harry (Sorry Mo, he'd just feel bad to say no LOL) Jasper Jen Luna Nicky Sammi Vicky Willow

➥ If I don't have anything better to do, sure.

Jakub Miles Shannon

➥ Lol! This reminds me of a throw pillow!

Chelsea

➥ My Nan would kill me, mate.

Gary Lewie

➥ *Rambles until the producer just hangs up*.

Bill (because he can't shut up) Bruno (because he can't figure out how to say no) Juliet (because she has advice for them) Rahim (because he starts talking about Violet Man)

➥ Tries to say no, tricked into saying yes.

Ciaran Tom Rafael

➥ No thank you.

AJ Alex Andy Arjun Bea Bella Bobby Carl Chloe Claudia Elijah Elladine Evan Gabi Hari Henrik Jack Jake Jin Jo Kyle Levi Logan Lucas Lulu Max Oakley Oliver Ozzy Shawn Tai Talia Thabi Theo Yasmin

➥ Hah. I'm still waiting for the punchline.

Elliot

➥ I wrote enough fanfic about it.

Talia

➥ No thanks, Mamacita.

Camilo

➥ Full offense-no.

Angie Lottie

➥ Non.

Youcef

➥ "Oh, sorry! We forgot you exist."

Tiffany Tyler

➥ Ghosted and/or ignored the call.

Joyo Kassam Noah Seb

➥ Ghosted the call, but by accident.

Cora Najuma Will

➥ Production didn't even bother inviting them.

Alfie Bonnie Dana Felix Francis James Miki Travis

➥ Calls & complains they weren't invited.

Dylan Graham Pete Sophie Suresh

➥ Ghosted & Ignored...by Production.

Amelia

[styles-harriet]

• Despite his high-powered job, he still wakes up at 5 AM every morning to swim laps - it's his way of connecting to his past and dealing with executive stress.

• Keeps a collection of boutique receipts from his mum's shops because she writes little encouraging notes on them - has them arranged chronologically in a drawer he thinks nobody knows about

• Secretly keeps his old swimming medals in his office desk drawer and sometimes holds them when he needs to make big decisions - they remind him of the time when his mom would cheer so loudly at his meets that he'd still hear her underwater.

• Still can't fold clothes properly despite growing up around boutiques, which his mom finds endlessly amusing - she still tries to teach him every time he visits home.

• Used to think his charm and status could get him anything, but got a harsh reality check when his mom overheard him bragging about "conquests", her disappointment hit harder than any rejection ever could.

• Still has a group chat with his old swimming teammates, but often finds himself cringing and calling them out when they make disrespectful comments about women - they tease him for becoming "soft" but secretly respect how he's grown.

• Meticulously organizes his designer suits by color but his sock drawer is absolute chaos - he's convinced matching socks are overrated and calls it his "artistic expression"

• Still struggles with vulnerability in relationships because he's used to keeping people at arm's length - but he's learning that real connections require letting your guard down.

• Made a "breakup template" that he'd send to his flings after the fling had ended.

• Sometimes can't and doesn't want to express his emotions, so writes poems to express all of him on paper.

• Bantering is his love language. Would love someone who doesn't take things seriously unless needed to.

• Anonymously funds swimming lessons for underprivileged kids - he remembers how swimming gave him discipline and wants others to have that chance.

• Still automatically turns on the charm sometimes but catches himself and makes sure to have genuine interactions instead.

• Stress-bakes at midnight in his apartment - his specialty is banana bread, but he always brings the results to his hotel staff because living alone means he'd never finish it all.

• Claims he's "too busy" for serious relationships but actually spends Friday nights writing poetry in a leather-bound notebook at a tiny café where the barista knows to keep his earl grey tea coming.

• Gets unreasonably excited when guests recognize his obscure theater references but tries to play it cool with a "sophisticated" nod

• Terrible at houseplants but refuses to give up - his office and apartment are filled with resilient succulents that somehow survive his well-intentioned but chaotic care routine.

NSFW ones

• Neck kissing, with a little bit of tongue and saliva involved drives him crazy.

• Is focused on giving but loves it when his S/O takes control and shows dominance, wouldn't always let them take control tho.

• Would bring in new toys, different positions to the bedroom.

• Would try getting pegged to see how it feels but would never admit to it to his mates or in front of any one else besides his S/O ( only would get pegged if and once he trusts his partner enough).

• Edging would be the main kink, ( since he loves teasing his partner) he'd love to do to his partner but would be annoyed ( secretly liking it) when it's done to him.

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[mrsbsmooth]

[alitgblog]

feels like it requires a lot of explanation but this was just vibes (its 2 am as I'm doing this i couldnt sleep lol)

for s9 duplicates I just want to make it clear, S9 Hamish tier 2 and S6 Hamish tier 4; S6 Marshall Tier 1 and S9 Marshall tier 3; S9 Kat Tier 3 and S5 Kat Tier 4

I also want to make it clear tier 1 is not better than tier 2 it's just a different category, which I only want to explain because simply cannot have a world where Levi is ranked higher than Rohan, Jake, and Tim 🤣

[taliasmoon]

natasha choosing to twist with stefan even if ur on her route is giving me dana flashbacks

[itskelaufeyson]

Finn's reason for ALL STARS

So as somebody who romanced Finn, and hate that he's back in All-Stars (and the whole Kat thing that's happening), I needed to give myself (and Finn) a reason for why he was in All- Stars.

So in my mind this is what happened between Finn and S5 MC;

MC didn't propose in my playthrough.

She split the money because she honestly liked Finn.

First few weeks, but slowly cracks start to appear.

Finn and Kat run into each other at a couple of parties while MC is there. MC sees there is some unresolved tension/drame but chooses to ignore it.

MC gets to know somebody else at a party, and really likes them.

Eventually MC comes to the realization that perhaps she didn't like Finn the way she thought, but she only liked him because he was the only one decent to her in the entire Villa.

(And because she wanted to get exclusive with somebody to make it clear to all the other boys in the villa she wasn't interested)

During an argument Finn accidently calls MC Kat, which is just the final straw.

Finn and MC end things, saying that perhaps they just aren't that compatible.

And then the canon version of Finn getting back to Kat, and the whole story which they reveal in All-Stars.

So, I just needed to get this off my chest, and perhaps hear what you think. Hopefully thinking of it this way gives people some closure on why Finn is in the Villa.

I will probably romance Finn (if able), or if somebody else who's better comes along. (Please don't let me down Stephen)

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Here's MY thoughts on the love island the game's seasons, for no reason other than I want to:

Also because the majority of the people following me are here for OM! & I want to drag more people down into the litg hell with me :)

Season 1: why is everyone so bitchy for no reason????? Talia & Jake are okay but other than that it's meh... don't really like the art style either

Season 2: Immaculate. Chef's kiss. They hit a high they never reached again. Somehow managed to balance the drama & the found family aspect and created a dynamic where you can actually believe everyone is friends and having fun even if sometimes they try to kill each other. Characters are flawed but generally decent people who are allowed to grow throughout the season. You get the option to make MC a bi gym-bro who can devour an entire cake in one sitting and bench press her partner. There's a reason this got two sequels.

Season 3: It's fine ig. Short and kind of boring. Nothing much happens. AJ is so cute though she almost makes up for it.

Season 4: Honestly a close 2nd favourite. We get a lot of character backstory and like s2 it touches on some serious issues. The season with some of the funniest moments/lines of dialogue - multiple moments where I just laughed out loud. I'm still only half way through it but the "villain" is just straight up mean for no reason and doesn't get any character development like the characters in S2 but makes up for it by having some of the funniest interactions with other characters and I was so sad to see her go. Also the season where I desperately wish MC was allowed to be in an open relationship till the very end and finish off the season in a polycule with every other islander who was in the love "triangle"s of the the season because this was the hardest season to pick a LI - Najuma is just all around amazing, Bruno is sweet & funny, Tom is so pathetic* MC & Thabi's friendship is also the best thing? It's great seeing a platonic relationship that is as loving (if not more so) than the romantic relationships. It's literally:

Season 5: Psychological horror. The producers said 'hey wouldn't it be funny if we torture this woman on national tv' and then committed to the bit. My memories are hazy because even though I only played it earlier this year it upset me so much I did my best to block most of it out but also I'm 100% sure there was actual galighting happening. Don't know why MC stuck around till the end because all she's gonna be able to use the money for is to pay for her therapy. Anyway I think MC should have been allowed to brutally murder everyone, she deserved it <3

Season 6: I liked the concept but I think they should have utilised it more. I'm still right at the very beginning (around ep 9) and I KNOW the general consensus from everyone who has reached the last eps seems to be that Amelia sucks MAJOR ass. But look, this is the first time a game has given me a MC with a canon family member who is also part of the game so in my opinion Amelia could commit war crimes and she's still be the most precious little uwu ever because I'm activating MC's insanely overprotective oblivious to all faults ""big"" sister mode

Edit:

*I just played more of S4 and holy shit someone needs to get this man away from his parents and also maybe get him some therapy jfc

Edit 2:

** youcef, mc & valentina helping tom figure out he likes flowers and pink and tie-dye clothes and makeup and being complimented and called pretty and getting hugs is getting to me okay his parents better watch the show and see their adult son finally discovering himself and what he likes instead of what they think he should like and finally being able to let loose and have fun without worrying about what others think of him and finally being happy and they better get some sense knocked into them OR he should go to therapy and realise that no matter how much he loves his parents their love and regard being so conditional to the point that he's hidden his entire personality and is now so extremely self-conscious of it whenever it does manage to peak out, that he nearly cries on national tv after a practical stranger compliments those hidden bits is not good. Also the man has some of the most insane repressed queer vibes???? What do you mean he sees a canon nonbinary person wearing a floppy hat and is reminded of the floppy hat he loved as a child that his father threw away and replaced with a baseball cap and then when he "lost" the baseball cap his father bought him the exact same one again

Edit 3:

*** i was 100% sure i was going to get mc to stick with najuma (dorky mischevious goth who is so so bad at flirting hello!!!?) but i got caught by "sad & shy with serious self-worth issues hidden badly behind an overconfident exterior (who blushes & gets flustered easily because he so rarely receives genuine praise/compliments) experiences postive regard for the first time and loses his shit" for the third fucking time

Edit 4:

Okay but why does Dylan get (rightfully) called out by everyone in S4 for all the bullshit he does to MC from blatantly lying to her to not listening when she says "No" But in S5 when Suresh (admittedly, more subtly) pulls off the same shit no one says anything, even MC's "friends" don't believe her.

In S2 when Luke/Henrik gets a little too forceful after MC says no, he gets called out by MC's partner and immediately apologises

In S4 when Dylan does the whole "stop pretending you don't want me" routine after MC rejects him multiple times, the rest of the islanders band together and basically chase him off the island

In S5 when Suresh pulls literally the same thing from the very first episode itself but none of the other islanders believe MC, and Suresh keeps getting to do this until almost the very end while also managing to constantly play hot & cold with MC and chase away all of MCs other romantic interests

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

[jeanniecrush]

LITG Finn Moodboard 🍺

Finn，26/28，Craft Beer Brewer

Faceclaim：Thomas Busson

[willkimurashat]

It’s so.. poetically ironic? that Kat and Finn are literally the mc and Suresh of s9 lol

[femalenerdrealness]

Let us never forget how passionate season 5 was!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would say that you can't make that shit up... But someone actually made that 💩 up and another person greenlit it. 🥴😂🫠

[styles-harriet]

In my version of Utopia, these are best friends and have their own podcast called the BOOPSTERS ( obviously Bobs was the one who named it ) .

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This was the art that was working on for days and I rewarded myself to this after one of my exams today !!!

Not a big rant because I'm tired and sleepy af but still wanna post because I love waking up to y'alls notifications

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@beasartblog - one of my first favourite art blog on tumbler and @beesandfigs-abandoned tons of hot and cute love island art , and i just love love their art style. Definitely check them out .(I was gonna tag this way earlier but I thought they deactivated and stopped using tumbler until I saw them liking my post,?!?)

(if you are a account who posts and needs shoutout, dm me or send me an ask and I'll be more than happy to include you)

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Update - uhmm wtf guys ? 😭I just woke up to this and this is the most craziest y'all have gotten with the love. Thankyou so much and I'm glad everyone is loving the BOOPSTERS. Maybe they'll be back some day or maybe you'll be treated to some new faces soon since my exams end on 23rd.

Also Seb ->I wanted to do one guy per season ( I don't consider season 5 and 6 a season and I haven't played season 7 yet). Back to why I didn't add seb, I feel like he has more of an introvert energy as compared to these guys, like he's the more kinda quite funny one, and all the LIs featured in this are the loud funny ones, so I felt that the vibe was a BIT different.

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