#LITERALLY SHUT UP OHHHHH MY GOSH

[inkbagel]

Getting so mad at the people saying echoes of wisdom is mysoginistic for letting her copy furniture she can reanimate CORPSES THE FURNITURE IS NOT THE FOCUS HERE IT IS A SIDE FEATURE

Nintendo: gives us a game where Zelda’s the mc, the thing we’ve been begging for for 30+ years and gives her a unique form of combat bc she’s not link she’s her own person

The fandom: this is sexism at its finest 😡

[bewitchingfanfiction]

MCYT (2021/06/17)

"Dude, you're shaking." Wilbur commented with amusement as he glanced down at Tubbo's hands, which were trembling uncontrollably as they all walked through the theme park.

Tubbo blubbered out a response. "I-I am not! I-I'm just like, cold or something." He insisted, crossing his arms.

"Okay." George snorted. "So you're ready to go on the rides?"

Tommy and Tubbo shared a look, the look soldiers shared before a battle, the nod of goodbye, knowing this may be the final time they ever see each other.

"We are so ready." Tommy insisted.

Dream wrapped an arm around his neck with a smirk. "Good, first ride is up ahead."

~~~

Wilbur and Phil were recording the others on the ride. Dream and Tommy sat in the back row while Tubbo and George sat in the row in front of them.

"You doing okay Tubbo?" George asked with a small grin, seeing how nervous the younger boy looked.

Tubbo swallowed hard, taking a glance at Tommy. "Um...honestly? Very scared."

"Come on, we're big men! We got this!" Tommy insisted, patting him on the shoulder encouragingly.

"We really don't." Tubbo insisted weakly.

Dream let out a laugh. "Guys come on, we got this. George it's not that bad right?"

"It's not. It's not." George chuckled.

The ride started, and it only took a few moments for the speed to really pick up and for them to be lifted higher and higher on The Blade. 

But still, it wasn't so bad, it was admittedly pretty fun. The boys got off the ride with smiles on their faces.

~~~

"Wilbur you suck at this." George commented as Dream let out a wheeze. Wilbur was doing a claw machine, trying to get a dog from Rick and Morty.

He grumbled. "I'd like to see you do better!"

"Ohhhhh, Gogy you gonna take that?" Tommy grinned.

Phil zoomed in on George's face, he was grinning a little and sighed. "Alright, I'll try."

George paid the machine and grabbed the dog, but it dropped just before reaching the end. He groaned in annoyance.

"Oh so close!" Tubbo exclaimed.

"I really thought you had it." Dream smirked.

George huffed. "These things are rigged."

"George if I get this dog plushie will you tell me you love me?" Dream asked as he paid the machine next.

"Pfft, you know what? Sure, I'll take that bet." George insisted.

Tommy and Tubbo looked at them with wide eyes.

Slowly Tubbo leaned over to Tommy and Wilbur. "They're deffo flirting."

~~~

"YES! LET'S GOOOO!" Dream exclaimed, throwing a fist in the air as he got the dog plushie. George's jaw dropped in pure disbelief as Dream grabbed his prize.

He held it up proudly. "OH MY GOSH YES! Here Tommy." He handed it to the boy.

Tommy's eyes widened. "A-Are you sure?" He asked, just to be certain it wasn't just for the camera.

Dream nodded with a smile. "Totally. Besides my real prize is from George." He smirked, turning to the boy. "I'm waiting!"

Phil zoomed in on George's face. He was flushed red a little. "That is like, so stupid." He mumbled, covering his face with one hand to hide the blush. "...I love you Dream." He mumbled in the quietest voice he could.

"DREAMNOTFOUND CANON!" Wilbur exclaimed. Dream started jumping up and down in happiness.

"Literally shut up!" George laughed, covering his face from embarrassment.

Tommy and Tubbo shared a look.

"Deffo flirting." Tommy nodded.

~~~

They went on a couple more rides before getting a bit hungry. 

"Come on, just a little!" Tommy whined to Phil.

"No, cause it's not going to be a little-" Phil started.

Tubbo groaned. "But we want it!!!"

Thankfully Wilbur, George and Dream were the saviors, they ran over with arms full of containers of cotton candy, looking absolutely ridiculous.

"Take some and run!" Wilbur laughed as he shoved some cotton candy containers into Tommy and Tubbo's arms, Dream and George followed suit.

Tubbo beamed. "YES!"

"POGGERS!" Tommy cheered, throwing the lid off and digging in instantly.

Phil face palmed behind the camera.

~~~

As they approached the next ride, they filmed a few scenes for the skit Tommy was making about impressing the girl he liked, but the longer Tubbo stared at the ride, the more nervous he got.

It just seemed so...extreme.

He hated the rides that had the kind of protection that went over you like a life vest, because that meant the ride was super fast and intense.

Tubbo felt his hands grow sweaty as he stared at the ride timidly.

"Yo, Tubbo you with us?" Tommy asked jokingly, noticing the glazed over look Tubbo's eyes were getting.

He swallowed hard, his stomach felt like it was flipping around. "I um...I think..." He struggled to get a full breath out. "I- I need..." Tubbo wheezed a little as his heavy breathing turned into whimpering sounds. Everything was growing foggy.

He briefly heard Tommy and the others calling out to him, but it was too much. At some point he had crouched down, and was covering his head with his hands, struggling to breath as tears built up in the corners of his eyes.

But then, a hand placed itself on the top of his heads, and it snapped him out of this terrible foggy prison.

He looked up to see George smiling warmly at him. "Hey, it's okay. We're not gonna make you go on the ride okay? And we won't tease you for it either. We can just say you felt ill after eating the cotton candy and leave it at that." Tubbo whimpered slightly. "Shh, you're okay. Come here, can you stand?" George gently pulled Tubbo up and Tubbo clung onto him for dear life.

George rubbed his hand in a circular motion on Tubbo's back. "Feeling better?" He asked gently. The others had stayed quiet, Phil had turned off the camera. Tommy looked at his best friend with concern.

Tubbo took a deep breath and nodded timidly. "S-Sorry I just...I don't know. The ride just...it looks so..." He shuddered.

"Hey man, if you don't want to go on it then don't. Nobody's gonna make fun of you." Tommy insisted right away.

Wilbur nodded with a frown. "Yeah. I'm sorry if my comments made you nervous too." He had been playing it up how dangerous the rides were for the camera.

Tubbo shook his head. "No, it's okay. I-I want to go." He insisted.

"Only if you're sure." Dream told him with uncertainty.

Tubbo nodded. "I'm sure. I can do this." He insisted.

George smiled. "Great. And hey, I'll be right next to you okay? So just look at me if you get scared." Tubbo smiled gratefully.

~~~

Phil, Tommy and Dream sat in one row while George and Tubbo sat in the row behind them. Wilbur skipped it in favor of checking out one of the shops near by.

As the ride went upwards, Tubbo heard Tommy asking the boys if they had any last words and felt his nerves pick up. They were going up higher and higher, which meant they were about to go down really fast.

Tubbo's teeth chattered as he stared at the high view with wide eyes, trembling uncontrollably. This was stupid.

Why did he get on this ride?

He was going to die-

Tubbo choked out a gasp as he felt George grab his hand. He turned to see George smiling reassuringly. "You're gonna be alright. I'm right here."

"We're going to fall." Tubbo whimpered.

George shook his head. "We're going to fly."

The ride shot down at the intense pace and screams filled the air from everyone on the ride. Tubbo gripped George's hand tightly the entire time.

But still, he was right, if Tubbo thought about it like they were flying, it wasn't as bad, it was almost exciting.

The ride came to an end stood enough and Tubbo's legs felt like jello when he stepped off, but he was grinning. "That was so cool!"

"Dude YOU are so cool for doing that even after being so scared." Tommy told him, wrapping an arm around his neck and pulling him into a side hug. Tubbo beamed at his best friend.

Dream grinned at George. "Nice work."

George chuckled a little. "I'm glad you had fun." He told Tubbo sincerely.

"Me too." Tubbo grinned.

~~~

They went on one other roller coaster, which had been intense, but not unbearable.

Now it was time for the Smilier.

This...is the one Tommy was dreading.

God just looking at it made him sick.

And yet Tubbo, looked almost excited to go on the ride. Ever since he road that one ride with George it was like he was a new man, ready to face the dangers.

"Dude, how are you not shaking?" Tommy asked when Wilbur, George and Dream were over by Phil discussing some stuff for the video.

Tubbo chuckled. "I dunno I just...I just know that, that it'll be okay you know? This might sound dumb but...As long as Gogy is there, I know I'm safe." He admitted almost shyly.

"You're right that is stupid." Tommy told him rather stubbornly, even though he didn't believe that for a second. He was actually kind of jealous.

"I know it sounds stupid but...I dunno, he just told me things to make it okay I guess." Tubbo shrugged. "Maybe you should ask one of the others for advice if you're that nervous." He suggested.

Tommy glanced over at the others hesitantly before shaking his head. "No, I-I can do this. I'm a big man!"

~~~

He was not a big man.

He was a very small, very frightened boy who wanted to go home.

Yet here he was strapped into this death machine with Dream next to him. The others were in rows behind them.

"Tommy you're shaking, a lot." Dream commented as they waited for the ride to begin.

"Yeah um..." Tommy swallowed hard. "I think I'm dying. I don't want to do this. I-I want out-" He mumbled, growing more panicked as he realized the ride was starting. He glanced around in terror, desperate to get off.

"Tommy, Tommy!" Dream shouted. "LOOK AT ME!" Tommy did as told as glanced at Dream timidly, tears bubbling in the corners of his eyes without his permission.

Dream grabbed his hand tightly. "Listen to me. I got you okay? I've got you." Tommy's eyes widened. "You're going to be fine. Just imagine it's minecraft okay?"

"Minecraft?" Tommy frowned.

"Yeah. You know all those crazy moves you do with the trident. Well this is like the real life version of that. There's gonna be some loops, it's fast, but it's also epic and you're always fine in the end." Dream insisted.

"Sometimes I die." Tommy mumbled.

Dream smiled a little. "Not on my watch, kid." 

Tommy believed him.

The ride fully started as screams once again filled the area. Tommy was holding Dream's hand so tightly while his other hand held the camera.

And when he thought about it like he was in Minecraft, it was...

Fucking awesome.

He felt like such a God. Like he could do anything in the world without hesitating.

That was the last ride of their trip, and if anyone claimed Tommy hugged Dream tightly when they got off the ride he would deny it forever, but still...

This...was gonna be a pretty awesome video.

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Friday Night Stabby best quotes part 8 (08/01/21)

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*as the round starts* Etho: Have fun, everybody! :D Brody: That’s too positive, get that outta here. Etho: It’s gonna be a great game! :D

...

*body is found in navigation* Brody: Where were you just now, Skizz? Skizz: Okay, this is gonna be great… I just left navigation. I didn’t see Mrs Tango, but I saw Evil. Looked like he was doing a task. Impulse: What form of travel did you use, Skizz? Did you use the hallway or the vent? Skizz: Oh shut up.

...

Brody: You sounded a little too excited, there. Impulse: Don’t you ever get excited to watch somebody get murdered in front of you? Joker: I get excited about that.

...

Impulse: Oh, Skizz is about to kill me, isn’t he? Skizz: *kills Impulse*

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Endless: I just wanna do Simon Says ONE time without being interrupted. Brody: Nope. Mrs Tango: Not possible.

...

*body is reported* Tango: Body in electrical. *pause* Endless: Do you have any more information? Tango: Nope. *pause* Endless: Was it you? Tango: No. Etho: Why weren’t you in reactor? Tango: I was- Listen, I am so flustered and angry right now. I literally stood in storage and vibrated for like ten seconds, alright? That’s why I’m late.

...

Endless: Surprise, I was trying to do Simon Says again and got interrupted yet again. Joker: That sounds like a ‘you’ problem.

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Impulse: I knew it was risky killing Skizz but I HAD to get him. He’s killed me three times so far tonight. Skizz: I knew it! I knew that must’ve felt so good, man. Impulse: Yeah, for all of two seconds, until I got busted by Joker! Skizz: You sure did. It was delicious.

...

Brody: Joker, I’m gonna tell you I’m really proud of you. Joker: What?! You are?! Someone clip that! Tango: Why? Brody: Because he’s, like, actively saying “I don’t think it was this person cuz they’re there” and “I think it was this person cuz they’re over here”. Endless: I will second that. I was gonna say earlier that Joker was awfully suspicious cuz he was playing all… real. Brody: He’s suspicious cuz he’s being helpful!

...

Evil: I was wandering around as a ghost and I saw Etho vent, and RIGHT after he vented, Mister Joker hit the button and was like “Impulse! How about that vent?” and I’m like “wait a minute… what…?” Tango: Wrong person! Etho: Yeah I know, that got me. Impulse: His heart probably dropped, skipped a beat.

...

Tango: Starting. Brody: Is Mrs Tango here? Tango: …oh! Nope! *game starts* Brody: Way to go, jerk. Tango: She’ll- She’ll get there. Brody: You’re the worst.

...

Endless: Can we find out where Skizz is? Cuz he’s not talked yet and I wanna know where he was. *silence* Brody: Skizz? Endless: Thanks, Skizz, ‘ppreciate it. Brody: Skizz?! Skizz, in his altered high pitched voice: Ah, wait, hold on a second- Brody: Is that your murdering voice, Skizz?

...

Skizz: Endless- Endless: I was looking for the report button, sorry. Skizz: I came across the hallway and there was a dead Mrs Tango. She’d been dead for a while, already starting to stink, and Endless was just there kicking her in the ribs.

...

Skizz: *calls emergency meeting* Skizz: I stand by it’s Tody! Everyone: … Impulse: Who’s…? What? Skizz: Tango and Brody. Impulse: Oh.

...

Impulse: Here’s the deal: a lot of us were in reactor to fix it just now, right? As I leave reactor to go down and over to admin, guess who shows up late to the party? Astrozoan goes running past me. I bet he wishes he coulda killed me but he was on cooldown because he had just killed Mrs Tango. Bada bing bada boom, case closed. Astro’s the killer. Etho: Ohhhhh snappers! Astro: I was late, but I was over in navigation so it took me that long to get there. Tango: Is your only evidence that he was late? Impulse: And my bones. Tango: OH the bones. Alright, then.

...

Brody: I also believed it was Astro but it was the Impulse show, I dunno if you noticed but he was talking a lot. Skizz: He really was. Tango: Impulse was talking a LOT, yeah. Skizz: It was the whole “bada bing bada boom!” and I was like “I don’t care if he is or not, I kinda wanna kill him in real life right now.”

...

Brody: I’d just like to point out that Tango’s dead. Endless: Yeah, we don’t care. Brody: ...okay.

...

Impulse: *reports a body* Impulse: Okay! Well, that one was easy. Alright, hang on. I watched a murder, I need to calm down for a second. *calm voice* Skizzleman just killed Mister Joker right in front of me. Tango: Ah, you can hear it in his voice! It’s Impulse! Impulse: Oh my god, I hate you all.

...

Skizz: I had nothing on that last round, Impulse. Nothing. You had me dead to rights. And the best part- Mrs Tango, are you back? Can you hear me? I think you walked away. Mrs Tango: Are you gonna complain about me right now? Skizz: You’re gosh darn right I am! Impulse: Ouch. Skizz: Not hitting the double kill is one thing but then my only saving grace was for you to be like “no, I saw it too. I saw Impulse do it” but you were all “I dunno, I wasn’t watching” and I’m like “what’s happening right now?!” Impulse: Oh man, this is two sessions in a row that Skizz and Mrs Tango are having a little beef. Skizz, you’re probably not gonna be invited over to the Tangos’ anymore. Skizz: I don’t have beef with her! Impulse: Ah, well, you did say “that witch-like cackle” in the last one, so, I mean… Etho, returning from break: Did I miss something spicy here? Skizz: It was after she killed Tango last week and she went “ehehehehehehehehehehehe!” It was creepy! Tango: My wife has the best laugh on the planet. You wanna take this outside? I’ll fight you.

...

Joker: I just watched Mrs Tango kill Endless! Evil: Can you blame her, though? Joker: Not really.

...

*Joker reports seeing Brody kill Etho after also witnessing Mrs Tango kill Endless* Impulse: Unless Joker’s big-braining this and is about to get out two innocents- Joker: I have a small brain. Tango: If the game’s not over right now, we vote for Joker. Brody: Yeah, no, it was me. I intentionally did that while the lights were out, cuz I was like “well, this is gonna be a rough one, let’s do something interesting.”

...

Impulse: I had a lot of tasks still to do cuz I’ve spent the entire round running away from EvilNotion. Impulse: And guess what? Look at the screen. Look at the screen. I’m alive for one reason.

...

Astro: I was actually- I was initially aiming for you, Joker, but I missed and Brody was just right behind you, so… Brody: That’s… not very nice. Astro: Well, you know what they say: you just have to be faster than one person. Brody: Nobody says that. Astro: I’m sure somebody’s said it.

...

Joker: I’m sorry, Evil, but I’m really suspicious of you. Evil: I mean, you can be suspicious but it wasn’t me. I can promise you that. Joker, sarcastic: I’m glad I have your permission.

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Impulse: I don’t think it’s Skizz. I’ll tell you that. Cuz, like, Skizz has had- uh oh. Skizz: *kills Impulse*

...

Etho: I passed Skizzle in the dark, I think. Running away from lights. So that’s… pretty normal. Impulse: Yeah, Skizz does that, so that’s not really useful information. Skizz: Shut uuuup!

...

Skizz: I have to say something to Etho. Etho, even when we’re crewmates, your knowledge, your acumen, is annoying. Like, the amount you know about this game is ridiculous, man. Impulse: Etho, he called you annoying. Let’s vote him out.

...

Joker: Have you both already voted for me? Astro: Yeah. Joker: Well… I regret NOTHING and I’m GLAD I killed a bunch of people because I haven’t had a chance to and you ALL had it coming!

[hellpark]

CRAIG: All my friends are here.

CRAIG: All of my friends are stuck up inside this stupid barn because some fucking weirdo told us to.

TOKEN: What are you going on about over there, Craig?

CRAIG: These people keep saying to call someone outside to come and help us, but literally all of us are trapped in here.

CRAIG: And frankly, I don’t think calling anybody like my sister will do much good either, so that’s pretty much all my options right now.

CRAIG: Not that I’m in the mood to talk to anybody anyways--

TOKEN: It’s cool dude, it’s cool. Don’t sweat it.

TOKEN: I mean...

TOKEN: I guess we could try calling someone like Wendy...

TOKEN: She tends to be pretty smart and she’d probably take this seriously if I said I wasn’t joking...

TOKEN: Or...

TOKEN: Oh!

CRAIG: What.

TOKEN: I could call Nichole!

TOKEN: I’m pretty sure she said she was hanging out with Wendy and Bebe and stuff tonight.

CRAIG: Yeah sure dude, a bunch of chicks can help this situation, I’m sure.

TOKEN: I’m gonna ignore that comment because I’m sure you’re just grumpy right now.

CRAIG: You’re damn right I am, I’m stuck up in a fucking cold, duck-shit filled barn with Stan and his friends.

TOKEN: [sigh]

NICHOLE: Oh my gosh, guys, after we’re done do you wanna watch a movie or something?

WENDY: Sure, I’d be down!

WENDY: We only have a couple of keypoints left on the syllabus to go through before we’re done--

WENDY: Oh!

WENDY: Who’s calling you so late in the night, Nichole?

NICHOLE: Umm...

NICHOLE: Oh! It’s Token.

NICHOLE: Can I answer, or are we too busy?

BEBE: Ohhhhh my god, Nichole, we’re never too busy for Token.

BEBE: Everything he says is super cute, put him on speaker!

RED: Tell him I said hey.

RED: But like in a cool way.

WENDY: Just try to make it quick, we have school in the morning and we need to get this done before the test!

NICHOLE: Okay!

NICHOLE: Token? You’re up kind of late, is everything okay?

TOKEN: Oh my god, Nichole, you have no idea how relieving it is to hear your voice--

BEBE: HIIIIiiiiii Tokennnnn~!

RED: Hey Token.

TOKEN: ...Hi, Bebe... Hi Red...

WENDY: Is everything okay?

TOKEN: I’m fine, I’m fine--

TOKEN: Um, well.

TOKEN: I’m alive, I guess.

NICHOLE: What do you mean by that? 

TOKEN: Well, I mean...

TOKEN: Some pretty messed up stuff has been happening kind of all night.

TOKEN: I’m sort of surprised none of you guys heard anything that was going on outside, you guys were only a few blocks away from it...

TOKEN: And god, the sounds that were happening, and how he was following us, I--

TOKEN: Th-that doesn’t matter.

NICHOLE: Token, sweetie, you’re rambling.

BEBE: [snort] Yeah just get to the point! (He’s so adorable.)

NICHOLE: (Shut up stop calling my fiance adorable, Bebe!)

BEBE: (I can’t help it!)

TOKEN: I can hear you all whispering.

BEBE: Ooooops, the secret’s out, hahaha!

TOKEN: Okay, I’m--

TOKEN: I’m sorry I don’t have time for jokes right now--

TOKEN: I’m just trying to think about how to word this all... jeez...

NICHOLE: Take your time, it’s okay.

TOKEN: So...

TOKEN: Okay, so basically... we sorta. Ran into like.

TOKEN: We... hmm...

TOKEN: Okay first, at school when the power went out today, we went out to go and check what was going on with the speakers, right?

TOKEN: So we did that, and we ran into that one guy... who disappeared or died like, almost ten years ago. That one British kid, Pip?

TOKEN: But he wasn’t like, a zombie or anything, I mean he was like. Alive and right there in front of us.

TOKEN: And he had horns and wings and a tail-- like, for real, not fake ones or anything.

TOKEN: So we ran, with this one new kid who sat next to us at lunch--

TOKEN: Then it turns out that guy was a demon too, and then we ran into another demon, and then another, and then another, and they all tried to dangle us off a bridge and made us sing and dance and they hypnotized Clyde with some weird demon power and we’re all stuck in Stan’s barn to try and hide away from all the crazy shit that’s been happening--

TOKEN: [sigh.]

TOKEN: There, hopefully that didn’t sound too dumb.

...

RED: ...That sounds kinda dumb.

BEBE: Haha, yeah, are you playing a trick on us or something?

NICHOLE: Tokennnn, you just said you didn’t have time for jokes, silly!

TOKEN: I don’t!

TOKEN: I’m not lying!

TOKEN: I’m super, super serious.

TOKEN: You know me, Nichole. I don’t make these kinds of jokes.

TOKEN: Jimmy--

TOKEN: Jimmy died, because of these guys.

TOKEN: He’s actually dead, and I’m sort of freaking out but trying to keep a level head for the group, but I-- I...

BEBE: Wait, what???

NICHOLE: Token, seriously, don’t joke about your friends being dead...

TOKEN: Trust me, I’m telling the truth.

TOKEN: We don’t know what to do.

TOKEN: They totaled my car in the middle of the street, go look if you don’t believe me!

TOKEN: It’s flipped upside down in flames!

BEBE: Oh my god?????

WENDY: Wait, he’s being serious?

NICHOLE: You...

NICHOLE: You sure sound serious, babe...

NICHOLE: Are you--

TOKEN: Yes!

TOKEN: I’m super fucking serious!

TOKEN: Jimmy is dead, there’s people who died ages ago walking around South Park right now, and they’re after us. 

TOKEN: All of us.

TOKEN: Craig, Clyde, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Eric and I.

TOKEN: None of us know what to do.

TOKEN: I just thought maybe you guys like.

TOKEN: I don’t know.

TOKEN: You guys are capable, I’m not really sure what to do in this situation, I mean I’ve never had to deal with a friend dying before, especially not l-like this--

NICHOLE: Oh-- oh no, you sound like you’re choking up--

NICHOLE: It’s okay, it’s okay--

BEBE: Oh my god, Jimmy’s seriously dead?

WENDY: This all can’t be real, can it?

RED: Wendy, this is...

WENDY: I know--

WENDY: I--

WENDY: Red. You and I need to get over there.

WENDY: Now.

BEBE: Wait, I wanna go too!

BEBE: Clyde’s there!

WENDY: You can’t go, this is way too dangerous!

BEBE: What do you mean?!

BEBE: What makes this more dangerous for any of the rest of us?!

RED: Just let them come along, Wendy!

RED: It’s their boyfriends!

WENDY: You know--

RED: We don’t know shit!

RED: None of us know shit, that’s why we’re all going.

BEBE: I can drive us there, we can hop in my bug!

BEBE: I’ll get there way faster than your grandma driving will!!!

WENDY: ...

WENDY: Fine.

WENDY: Just hurry up and get some shoes and a jacket on.

NICHOLE: Token, honey, we’re coming right over.

NICHOLE: Stan’s farm, right?

TOKEN: Yeah...

NICHOLE: That’s about an hour out-- we’ll be there as fast as we can.

TOKEN: Okay...

TOKEN: Be safe.

NICHOLE: I should be saying that to you.

[brushes-of-sage]

If all 8 parts dont come thru blame tumblr and their ask limit frozen au idea: ok so yeah varian was born with ice powers(btw i have no idea if hugos adopted in this au or not, it might come back later, my brain is just spitting things at me atm)Varian hugo quirin and ulla were a happy family until one day and accident involving alchemy, ice magic, and a startled alchemist involves in both parents getting trapped in a giant amber trap(Hugo comes in just as the amber finishes consuming them)(1/8)

After this, varian is scared of himself and his abilities both in magic and alchemy. He now wears his gloves 24/7 as opposed to just during experimenting(varian is 9, hugo is 8 kinda like elsa and anna but flipped(i think)) Any confidence he had in his abilities is immediately shattered and try as he might he cant seem to free his parents with magic alchemy or both. Hugo tries to help as much he can but varian is too scared and doesnt want to hurt him. After doing some research,(2/8)

he tries to ask for the trolls help but they cant so he requests they erase his memories of varians power, for fear of hurting his brother (he cant seem to keep hugo out of his lab. He feels horrible about it but cant risk hurting his only family left) Btw i dont c varian hurting hugo accidentally as well i dont think he could emotionally handle it, but all u angst writers, knock urselves out. Fast forward a few years and varian is 21 and about to be crowned king bc he still hasnt found(3/8)

a way to free his parents. While at the coronation party hugo meets donella, quickly filling the mother role he wished he had. Little does he know, she is only posing as a foreign dignitary bc she heard rumors about a magical prince hiding in arendelle and wants to exploit/study it. By the end of the evening she determines its not hugo, but hopes getting in hugos good graces could help getting to varian. Fast forward to the ballroom, the brothers argue (about what i dunno), ice spikes, (4/8)

varian runs, hugo leaves to follow him, and leaves donella in charge. I also headcannon he gets his memories back as the movie goes on bc reasons. Along the way, he runs into belle, a hardened ice harvester whos seriously annoyed about this snow storm in july.(dont worry guys hugo and belle dont fall in love, theyre just friends)They trek their way up the mountain while varian builds himself an ice lab cuz hes a dork. Along the way they meet ice ruddiger("Im sorry u 2 made a snow raccoon but(5/8

not a snowman?" "shut up Belle")So they make it to the lab, Hugos impressed, he wants to reconcile, but varian still has Confidence Issues, insert first time in 4evr reprise and whoopsies Hugos heart is frozen and his hair is turning blue(its already blond) and Belle takes him to the trolls. They tell him “an act of true love” like b4 but they interpret it as familial/platonic love bc that love doesnt get enough love. He thinks its donella bc just like how anna was desperate for love,(6/8)

hugo was desperate for some sort of parental figure, and rushes back, insert evil monologue by donella here. The rest of the movie pretty much plays out as b4: varian is captured, donella continues playing good guy, hugo gets out of the locked library, slowly freezing as he makes his way across the fjord insert art by mom, love heals, parents are finally free, gates are open roll credits. This is honestly something ive been thinking about all day and this au now lives in my mind rent free.(7/8)

I know there are plot holes and missing elements, but this is what i have so far, i lowkey love it, and if u have any questions pls ask, i wanna elaborate this au as much as possible and questions will help and pls tag mom i want her to c this. Sorry if this is too long i just have a lot of thoughts. And oh my goodness that means so much that you've gotten invested tysm(8/8) -💙

Response under cut

Okay, first off oh my heart, I need this movie now akfjakfja (and tagging @cinn-a-mom too ‘cause bless)

So lil Varian is the partial cause of the encasement, right? ‘Cause oh gosh, this poor kid being so enthused by alchemy and now has powers and all of that building up to encasing his parents?? Someone give him a hug 🥺🥺 (and omigosh if this does end up being where Hugo is somehow adopted into the family, just ohhhhh, him coming in at that moment is just *tears*)

And ohhhhh, I love how you slightly changed it to, if I understood right, Varian requesting that the trolls take away Hugo’s memories of his powers - ‘cause this kid is just wanting to help and Varian is scared and worried of hurting him, so he sees this as an option to protect him. (And ohhh, while the angst of him accidentally hurting Hugo with his powers is definitely wonderful, now I’m just imagining smol Varian going to the trolls and pleading for them to help and then coming to the decision to take away Hugo’s memories. Like OH MY HEART-)

And ohhh, I don’t think it’d play such a big part in the story, but as they’re both growing up, who’s acting regent at the moment? Or at least I’m just musing how things would be as they’re growing up since they were kids when Quirin and Ulla were encased (and if you don’t have any thoughts for it yet, that’s totally cool 🤗)

Ajfkakfjka Donella posing as a foreign dignitary to find the ‘magical prince’ to study is ahhhhhhhh- And then Hugo being drawn to her as the mother figure he’d always wanted and lacked for so long????? Lemme just

*sobs*

(Ajfkakdj Varian is SUCH A DORK OMIGOSH I LOVE HIM)

And omigosh, the whole dynamics between Belle and Hugo would be hilarious (“Shut up Belle” while she’s laughing yessss) Also snow/ice Ruddiger is absolutely adorable ahhhhh!

Hnnnnnngggg First Time I’m Forever Reprise and Hugo believing that Donella could break the spell (and ahhhhhh, I can just barely imagine how that monologue would go down - how she was never there for him, why would anyone want him - oh gosh, insert “More Than Just the Spare” ‘cause that’s literally how he’s feeling ahhhh - aldjgjlad even more so especially if he was adopted/taken in because he’ll feel even more isolated after all of this had happened, which is another reason why he was drawn to Donella in the first place)

And then cue Cinn’s art where Hugo sacrifices himself for Varian and we’re here to see all of the tears and sobbing and feels akfjakfjaj

BUT OMIGOSH I FREAKING LOVE THIS - Varian and all of his issues in confidence and his struggle to overcome it, Hugo and his issues in wanting to feel loved from having been pushed away for so long, you mentioned Belle was hardened so I’m excited to see her soften up ajfkakdj, and then DONELLA HECK YEAH - I was not expecting the route you took but I love it so much that it gave me chills ahhhhhh.

Wonder how Quirin and Ulla react to all of this once they get out ‘cause they’ve all grown so much and their kingdom as well

I freaking love this AU and the angst lord in me, while quite enjoying the soft and the fluff, is grinning quite malevolently at the angsty scenes hehehehehe, but seriously, this is AWESOME 😱

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

here we go again

(hey at least it’s only 12 pages this time)

I -clap- AM -clap- NOT -clap- READY -clap- FOR -clap- THIS

It really can’t download fast enough can it

EPISODE 5: GO

WHOA ROMEO IS NARRATING

Romeo could you stop being the salt master for one FREAKING MINUTE PLEASE

“Jesse is a perfect example of what we call a ‘bad friend’” no I’m a great friend you on the other hand killed one of your friends and imprisoned the other who’s the bad friend now

Alright buddy do you WANT me to throw you in a dumpster because that’s what you seem to be asking for

See Romeo your problem is that you’re too attached to Jesse and company it’s to the point of being creepy and destructive this is why they don’t “appreciate” your “gifts”

Also because your gifts include a stupid cursed gauntlet that I can’t take off but you know whatever

You will never be Jesse

“The better Jesse” keep telling yourself that Romeo

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IVOR’S STORY WOW

Oh really

I won’t get to see how much better you’ve made Beacontown

Okay keep telling yourself that Romeo

Wow Jack’s sure had a change of heart

“I don’t want to end up like Fred.  I don’t want Beacontown to be like Xara’s town.”  don’t worry Petra we got this

Binta you bean

Guys do you maybe think just waltzing in like you own the place might be a bad idea even though technically you do own the place

Romeo’s gonna die he X’d out Lukas’s face

I like how the soundtrack is like a dark version of the episode one opening credits soundtrack

DON’T KILL THE PIGS

WE DON’T KILL THE PIGS IN BEACONTOWN

Romeo did it ever occur to you that all this lava might be a fire hazard

Oh look it’s me-wait no

AXEL AND OLIVIA NO THAT’S NOT ME

Just WAIT THEM OUT don’t SNEAK INTO THE SHOP WHILE THEY’RE IN THERE

Romeo you-

I’m gonna kill Romeo

He is threatening to destroy Redstonia and Boomtown nice Romeo way to be subtle

I am going to kill you Romeo

I am going to kill you s l o w l y a n d p a i n f u l l y

He just destroyed Champion City for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON RIGHT IN FRONT OF STELLA’S EYES

Lluna no

I don’t think Jesse has ever said “eh” in her life way to be subtle Romeo

YEESSS OLIVIA AXEL

Stop talking so FREAKING LOUDLY

Axel no offense but you two aren’t exactly the brightest sometimes I think the others will have no problem telling that’s not me

hah

yeah

A “pretty good Jesse impression”

Because I would totally put posters of myself up all around town, completely change basically everything about the town into a lava-and-fire version, and destroy Champion City to PROVE -clap- A -clap- POINT

That’s totally something I would do

Petra what’s wrong

“Stella sucks even when she’s on our side” nice to know that you haven’t changed at all Petra

I’m sorry this is a sad moment I’ll try to be more sad

Oh what, you mean #potato451?

Careful Jesse he could be listening you never know

Don’t SHOUT did you not HEAR ME HE COULD BE LISTENING

Alright I have a feeling this lever will advance the plot so I’m not gonna pull it yet

That he is Axel

“He’s just been...missing.” LUKAS

Jack named the parrot Archie

I bet he’s Nurm’s and Nurm made Jack keep him

-when- we defeat Romeo, Binta.  Not -if-

Okay shut me down Jesse “don’t think we’re going to be able to read our way to the tower” geez

Good idea Petra

Okay I think that’s everything

Pull the lever Kronk- er, Jesse

“By the tides” Vos and Jack use the same expressions

Whaaaat was that

Petra just sliding in to save the day

NURM

HAH I TOLD YOU WE’D FIND YOU

IVOR

“Jesse, I’m a ninja.  Where else would I be?” perfect

JACK IS FANBOYING OVER IVOR

Could this episode get any better wow

This game is great nice throwback to episode one

Did Ivor’s text color change

I like how he tried to be cool and say his names and stuff and then just gave up 10/10

Frankly I’m surprised he fell for your deception hook line and sink he should be smarter than that

How thought it’s embedded in the bedrock

Romeo have some common sense don’t just talk about the primary terminal when it is the only thing that can defeat you

I mean don’t stop being stupid because it’s helping me a lot but man you’re almost painfully stupid

Axel he killed one of his friends and imprisoned the other and still thinks THEY’RE “bad friends” no we can’t just reason with him

“Jesse taught me to keep the explosions in boomtown” good job Jesse

“I’m formulating a plan”-Jesse wow this episode is just a treasure trove of great lines isn’t it

JesseCon

Romeo why are you like this

Help us Stella

Montage we got a montage-

THIS IS AMAZING

“Are you sure I can’t just blow up the stage?  That would be distracting.”  for the love of notch Axel no you can’t just blow up the stage I thought Jesse taught you to keep the explosions in boomtown

“Then we wait for the big fireworks finale!”  “the...what?”  “It’s Romeo. I promise you there will be a huge fireworks finale.”  22/10

This planning montage is actually the best thing that has ever or will ever happen in this game

Petra was just surfing Jack up a waterfall what a time to be alive

“Explosions, excitement, explosions...I love it!”  keep going Axel honey you’re doing great

Stella will help us are you kidding me she knew that “Jesse” was the Admin before literally anybody else in the town

“I could follow her to them and then we wouldn’t have to talk!” me at every social event ever

“Great. Can I say how much I don’t like this plan?” Petra hush this is a great plan

Woohoo I’ve got my overalls back

She’s almost fooling me I think we’re okay

“One serving of Admin, coming up.”  Jesse that’s just weird

An ocelot LUKAS WHERE ARE YOU-

There’s a golem over there careful Jesse they might be equipped to know exactly where the Admin is and if they’re equipped to know exactly where the Admin is then they’ll know that you’re not the Admin

Oh look a piston contraption I’m gonna step on it

It’s Ivor from the very first episode all over again

“Your greatness” no

I’ve got golems at my disposal nice

Crap

HIDE

that ‘s not Stella

NELL

The statue is following her wow

Oh no

OH NO

HE’S GOING TO NOTICE THE STATUE FRICK

It’s Nell get it right Romeo

There’s Stella

Romeo is so thick sometimes I swear like he hasn’t once thought “hey maybe my city is being infiltrated by the real Jesse”

Wait nevermind he thinks the real Jesse’s dead

NO NELL NOOOOO

This is great watching Jesse try to be Romeo trying to be Jesse might just be the purest thing on this world

You just found out now that I’m back because I just got back like less than- I would say 2 hours ago but Minecraft time is different sooooo

See Petra I told you we’d be fine

“I happen to be an excellent actor.  I shall get into character.”  you do that Stella

Way to be subtle guys

No Binta that’s an awful idea

“I’m glad that we as a town could come together to celebrate-- of course it was mandatory but I sense that you wanted to come anyway.”  that is such a Romeo thing to say

Shut up Jack

“That’s like planning a birthday party without...well...without any fireworks!” such a tragedy

We MAKE fireworks that’s what we’re supposed to do Petra

Lukas’s book!

Stop talking so loudly he is going to hear you

“Only then you will scatter the shadows and reveal your goal”  that was weirdly deep Jack

BINTAAAA

She is a lot freaking stronger than I thought she was wow

Oh no

How can one person be so clumsy

Actually my real question is why did they let Jesse do the stuff a clumsy person could mess up easily Petra could’ve done the elytra-ing and we still would’ve been fine

Pick up the waterfall someone is going to see it

Are those withers

Who was that

Oh hey Nell

Stampy?

Stacy?

LUKAS

Does he still think the Admin is the real Jesse

Darling you’re right the Jesse you know wouldn’t do any of that stuff the Jesse out there is a fake

Dear notch don’t say it out loud he could be listening

That’s right only room for one crazed egomaniac

I like how Stampy has an army of parrots resting on his shoulders

frick

Come onnnn

Your office in MY town

I told you to pick up the waterfalllllll

COME ON

GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS

“Smug, arrogant, insignificant” wow I didn’t know the Admin was describing himself

Romeo’s impressions of the citizens are pure gold 10/10

are you KIDDING ME

ROMEO

WHY -clap- ARE -clap- YOU -clap- LIKE -clap- THIS

Yes because FJORDS are the biggest thing here

noooooo

Agreed Lukas such a jerk

FIND THE TERMINAL SPACE NOWWW

LUKAS

THERE ARE STAIRS -RIGHT THERE- JUST CLIMB UP THEM

Hey by the way where’s Xara

Where is my wife I want my wife back

THIS PLACE IS COOL

Well yeah Jesse we look around with our eyes what else would we look around with

Romeo doesn’t have any friends

Don’t fall off

Unlike season 1 episode 5, that is actually the Void and it doesn’t have any land beneath it

“Enter your password to begin a new program.” what

I bet that the chest is a creative inventory

How about the normal potato it isn’t “#poisonedpotato451”

Just try both of them it’s not hard to figure out

What is this freaking grid for

Wait

I bet it’s that symbol from episode 1 that like nobody talked about ever

No it isn’t

OH i get it

I think it was probably a bad thud

IT WAS A GOOD THUD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Okay so that post I made about the golden gauntlet was sort of incorrect  Romeo didn’t make it

Again?

Romeo’s been human before?

What

OH MY NOTCH

SCREW OFF ROMEO DEAR NOTCH OH MY GOSH

Don’t TELL HIM THAT

Just GREAT there are COLOSSI NOW

Was that a freaking hand pun

Vos except not Vos

This gauntlet is awesome okay

Cool an Admin-color-palette snowman Admin

No I’m not happy to see you you are the Admin not Petra

We’re back at the cabin

..does he not want to be home?

THE GAUNTLET FELL OFF

GET IT GET IT GET IT

HAHA YES

HE’S HUMAN NOW

It’s breaking we have to go we have to go we have to go

ohhhhh my goshhhhhhh

Nope darling you’re coming with me

RADAR

XARA?  WHERE IS SHE

RADARRRRR

That enderman just RIPPED THE COLOSSUSS’S ENTIRE HEAD OFF

BEACONTOWN IS SAAAAAAAAAVED

Blondie

Even Radar acknowledges his lack of shirt wow

Ivor’s ninja clothes were his pajamas

Of course I’ll take care of Lluna

Hey look we’ve got season 1 pre-armor Petra

Goodbyes?

What are you talking about Jack

Oh they’re just going on an adventure okay

Group hug

LUKAS IS MOVING INTO BEACONTOWN

No Axel we’ll be together again

Axel is me saying goodbyes

..

Sorry Petra I have to stay

I’ll see you again okay?

RADAR’S RANTS

My wish came true

Woohoo yeah let’s have lunch with the followers of Soren

AIDEN!

MY BOY

WP stands for White Pumpkin wow Cassie’s back “Look out” don’t worry your little behind Cassie I’m looking out

It’s the opening credits theme again!

I’m crying this is incredible

I really have no words

Thank you Telltale for such an amazing journey

[blood-red-lion]

Not that anyone really needs more of thissss BUUUUT it’s my blog so I’m’a do what I want. Read more for what is basically my “live blogging” season five starting with episode 2.

What the fuck is he using What the fuck is he— That looks like a BAYARD bro—

Ooooh my goooood he’s using his fathers weapon. How the fuck did we see Lotor use it before we saw Shiro use it lmaooooo

Yoooo ya’ll fuckers I love my space Legolas okay he’s a babe and he did his best and look at what he managed to do saving your asses THANKS.

Allura trying to make him feel better oMg

“Look, Prince Lotor, just hanging out on the bridge.” “That’s a thing that happens.”

“Lance this is not your call.” OUCH. Shush up. YOOOO SHIRO BACK THE FUCK UP.

—-YOOOOOO HOW IS HAGGAR WATCHING THIS SHIT——

And omg they’re trying to kill her fuck fuck nah she’s waking up guys let the crazy witch chill.

Ahhhhh my beautiful lovely lady generals. I love all of them. The little traitors... Is Haggar taking them in— yes she is ohhhhh my gosh. Also can we talk about how Acxa was sitting causeeeee.... lol.

Iron will to match his iron fist.... -stares at Haggar- WHAT THE FUCK IS KURON STAGE FOUR MOTHER FUCKERS.

I mean Allura is being generally nice and tolerant of Lotor like... it’s cute she’s grown so much. She’s apprehensive, fair, but she’s trying. I love her.

I’m LAUGHING that line was said by A GENERIC GENERAL?!?? Lmaoooooo. Ya’ll fuckers.

WHERE IS SHIRO

WTF

ALRIGHT GUYS

YOOOOOOOO

OMG SHIT IS— SHIT SHIIIIITTTTT

LANCE BABY ITS GONNA BE UP TO YOU ahhhh my heart guys my heart

YOOOO HE PUNCHED THAT THING INTO NONEXISTENCE ahhh my baby I can’t. Give him his boyfriend /someone/ should cuddle him.

If I don’t see Keith soon I’m gonna flip a table tho ngl.

Also yooooo Earth finally being in on the loop.

And UHM. Yeh no Lance knows. He deeeeefinitely knows. He HAS to know.

I’m FUCK INF LAUGHING HE WAS LITERALLY SHOT INTO SPACE DUDE HOW IS HE STILL AROUND

okay yeah the iron fist thing makes sense now lmao.

Fucken stupid.

-dead- WHERE IS MY SON THO?!???

OH LOOK THERE HE IS. Tiny child with his off color fanny pack.

LOTORS LITTLE SURPRISED FACE “oh-! May I, princess???” Like this babe— ahhh I love him. Soft eyes lotor is my FAVORITE thing.

Pidge: “he definitely color codes.” Omg.

Also... does lotor not realize Haggar is honerva...??? ......babies......

LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO SOFT??! I mean that was WEIRD but ahhhhhhh

Yooo Sen looks like he’s been through some SHIT.

Also that one hacker galra like “we should /not/ let them do the thing.” Clearly speaking sense I mean they’re all shitty but /clearly/ speaking sense.

YOOOO SAM JUST SAID THAT. Sam JUSTTTTT said that. Punk is such a funny thing.

Yo did Shiro like. Take a joy ride with Lotor what is this. This is not the ship I wanted. Get away from me.

Bet. He fucking did.

Keith’s fucken concern.  Jesus.

Ya know by the rules of succession, lotor killed his dad, he was next in line, like— why should he have to fight for this, he literally has both and only legitimate claims.

“I return the black lion to the galra.” Yo what.

BRO HAGGAR FUCK OFF WITH THAT HALF BREED BULLSHIT.

Yo Keith almost sounded concerned for Lo too like ngl I’m gonna cling to that.

Keith trying to turn off all the bombs baby honestly just go tell them to skedaddle or something shit lmao Ya’ll bombed sacred ground. Annnnnnd Lotor is alone. Fack. Please protect my purple space Legolas.

WAIT THEY WERE TOGETHER SENDAK FUCK OFF

ACXA REALLY JUST DID THAT.

BRO EITHER SHES HIS MOM OR HIS SISTER THAT’S IT ITS OVER ITS DONE SHE IS DEFINITELY /ACTIVELY/ PROTECTING HIM

Also. Seriously. Like. How are they supposed to pick a new ruler now? The point is for lotor to take the throne and ya know— stabilize the galra guys. Ahhhh...

More Keith plz.

Look at lotor. Still fucken finishing it. Looks so annoyed. My boy.

Ilovehim.

Archivist don’t give a fuck that his emperor is a half breed fuck all y’all.

Is that the end tho is that the end of his time in the castle ship cause I really enjoyed how he and Allura talked like please—

OH messages for their families. Yo that’s important. Lance’s—-FAMILY HAS NAMES. MARCO. LUIS. VERONICA. NAMESSSSSS.

“There is a lot of space dust in here.” “ITS FILTHY.”

KROLIA LOOKS LIKE KEITH. SHE LOOKS LIKE KEITH SHE LOOKS LIKE KEITH. Whaaaaaaaaat the fuckkkkk.

LOTOR oNGHGG “Thank you for coming my friends!” BABY. Changing banners and looking all— Ahhhhhhhh I love him. Soft baby. SOFTTTT baby. Just letting them do what they want. Lil smiles. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! “Come princess.”

WHAT IS FUN. Omg. Okay this makes sense now.

I want lotor to walk in and for pidge to have to explain they broke one of his sentries for shits and giggles

Blending too much keith. Tooooo much blending. (Also I’m still pissed about the last time you were in one of those WHAT the fuck.)

SHE HAS HIS BANGS. THIS IS NO JOKE WTF. Who the hell is Acxa then...?

LOTOR STILL LOOKS SO SOFT GDI

Yoooo is Allura only figuring that out now?? Also can we talk about how proud Lotor is of his mama? Yeh he definitely doesn’t know Haggar is his mama well shit.

These three literally being chased by galra like its a sitcom guys poor things. Th—EY KIDNAPPED THEM AND ARE JOUSTING THEM WTF GUYS— At least they made them popsicles... Omg.

KROLIA FUCKINg— She’s also got Zethrid style hair and it’s cuteeeee af.

I like Lotor being obvious enough that allura can see him get annoyed— Allura just tried that ahhhh baby no he hates haggar.

“Wait a tick!” HIS FACE. MY SON. Hessocuteomg. And soooo into his Altean heritage that’s fucking adorable.

HE RECOGNI—- “I left you once, I’ll never leave you again.” BABY. FUCKING. BABIES.

MEANWHILE LO BEING SOFT AS FUCK WITH ALLURA OMG SEND HELP I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT HIM TRYING AHGODMYHEARTICANT

The fucking droid. Oh my god. “Later paladudes. Weeeeeeeeeee.” This is bullshit.

“You compromised the mission!” “Keith! Shut up and listen to me!”

“I handed them over to it.” WELL. Alrighty then.

Keith gonna have a conversation with her now??? Yup there we go. Keith did you really not get it? Baby is more dense than we thought guys. Everyone go home.

“Perfect place to hide a magical world.” “Perfect place to crash and die.”

“We’re navigating by cave poetry now?”

“Lotor is sending you to your doom!”

“You need to zip it!”

Lotor stands by just :)))))))

Where is Lotor anyway?

OMG OMG OMG OMG BABY BABY BAYBNSUSLAJCKAKKDLQHFLAJDJSKKANFJSLB I’mSCREAMING

OH GOD if he keeps those the galra are nooooot gonna be happy... also white lion legit just /chose/ Lotor guys. He’s so PROUD of himself tho look at him. Ahhh and she looks so cute too.

I don’t think kuron knows he’s kuron. I mean I never did but I’m just gonna voice that now.

Yoooo Acxa still seems loyal to lotor wtf.

LOTOR TALKING ABOUT HIS CHILDHOOD. BABY. BAAAAAAAABY. Look at his pouty face ahhhh omg they’re bonding FACK guys so ngl this was kinda my original ship when I first saw Lotor like I’m dying lmao they’re fucking adorable.

His hair floof <3

I want his markings back yo like I know they’d screw him but they looked /lovely/ on his faaaaace.

Lotor private spiritual journey.

Ahhhhh....

Lotor’s approach is so funny lmao... “We come seeking knowledge!” “I /will/ know your secrets!”

Ahhhhh baby you fucked up. I hope he isn’t too upset about that. I mean that was his conditioning it’s not fair. He even /said it/. Victory or death. Poor baby.

Yeah he’s looking kinda pissy. But he seems to be trying to handle it okay. Still soft. Good soft.

—OH NO. Oh shit and that’s it.

Well. Fuck. :(

[omgwtfdondake]

100 things about LL Sunshine S2 05

18. Wao Riko-- such beauty.  Such grace.

Staring out the window wistfully-

Shiina: Look, DiaRiko Me: Could you kindly not.

Mari’s training outfit reminds me of Eli for some reason but how tf does it even work?

Also jfc Yoshiko RIP your back*

Shiina: Oh, KanaRiko..

IAOJ:Fonefeaoew EVERY TIME YOHANE-VOICE YOSHIKO STOP.

“Bye-nny.”  Mari.  No.

YOSHIKO STOP-

Oh, RIP...

UGH Yoshiko is growing on me-- like Nico... gfdi..

Look Shiina! There’s your YouRiko!

Honest I can’t deny Riko has some of the best fucking expressions.

Also... Like literally you could replace hair with Umi’s and it would be Umi..

FUCKING honestly though-- I would be terrified of Shiitake okay.   Like what dog has eyes like that?!?

HAHAHAHAh Dia go back inside-- you had your episode lel

“Riko-chan’s eyes met Shiitake’s.”

Chika gets far too excited, far too easily...

Wao Riko-- such beauty.  Such grace.

LEL RIKOBOMB.

Shiina: How is she doing that... at that angle?? Me: Idol magic.

I WANT THE THING RUBY IS HOLDING--

YOSHIKO FUCKIN STOP WITHT HEYOHANE VOICE-

Wow Chika... interrupting is rude tho tsk tsk

I recall having a pretty serious conversation with Shiina about Dia having a flip phone.  Which turned into whether or not Hanamaru would fair better with a flip phone or a touchscreen phone...? DIAMARU I’LL TAKE IT--

SAAAIINNNNNTTT SSNNNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

THEIR SONG SOUNDS SO GOOD??? I WANT IT?

Chika why are you so suprised? Weren’t you like.. on video-calls basis with one of them??

gfdi Mari..

Shiina: Where does she even get these stickers??? Numazon.

“Mari-chan’s attention span is pretty short, so...”

“Y-YOSHIKO-CHAN TURNED INTO SHIITAKE-CHAN!” Ruby... sweetie... how even the fuck-?

oH... Oh... Maru has a touchscreen..

Ohhhhh RikoMom... damn Riko’s mom is... yeah... Riko’s mom No doubt about it...

Who would leave a dog out at a shrine though?

RIP-- YO PLEASE DON’T... DO THAT YOSHIKO THAT LOOKS QUESTIONABLE AF--?!

Wait so Riko and Yoshiko’s mom know each other? How?  I’m curious..

That looks... like... not... quite a dog...

“Ara... k-kawaii.” HAHAHHA RIKO HONEY, YOU’RE FOOLING LITERALLY NOBODY PFFTAHAHAH-

YO The dog is actually... pretty big though what the shit?

RIKO... REPEATING HOW CUTE IT IS WON’T CONVINCE ANYONE THAT YOU’RE ANY MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE SITUATION-

Yoshiko what are you doing?

YOSHIKO WHAT THE SHIT?!?! DON’T LET A DOG CHASE SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND DOGS???  Oh my god what a shitlord-

Ah... Riko came back- DID SHE JUST JUMP THE ENTIRE SET OF STAIRS?!?!

Destiny... of course it was Destiny...

Riko’s expressions man... 11/10

HAHAHHAH FLAT OUT DENIAL BEFORE EVEN ASKED Sasuga Riko-chan.

Ah... dejavu... Shiina: Riko is getting farther and farther away...

YOSHIKO DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER BY MAKING HER THAT MUCH MORE UNCOMFORTABLE?!?!? Oh my gosh these.... children...

Okay I’m really sorry but the dog looks... like a... racoon... fox...

Oh no she did bring it home..

Shiina: Riko has a nice room--

SHE HAS A PIANO I JUST NOTICED...

Riko... Riko it can’t... It can eat something outside the cage while it’s inside the cage Riko... RIKO...

“I suppose you can’t eat like that, huh?”

Why are you tying--OH MY GOD RIKO REALLY??  Shiina: She’s really not good with dogs...

Okay but why would you set all this up and keep the door open?? Like it could literally just walk up to you as soon as you open the door- Ah... she shut the door..

OH NO RIKO LOOKS LIKE SUCH A MOM THERE!!!

............................Kanan ...has a fucking dolphin..... on her hoodie... ALSO ONE SLEEVE IS LONGER THAN THE OTHER  KANAN WHAT????

Oh? Riko so excited to end practice.. I wonder why..

Yoshiko also wonders why..

Yoshiko how does your hair even work? Shiina: What is that thin around her bun for? Me: To keep it warm. Shiina: What?

OH NO RIKO’S “Tadaimaaaa~” was too good-aowejfnlaiue

Oh no she bought it a toy-- Riko... Riko it can’t play with it in there you can’t... omg Riko..

Ah.. Yoshiko came to play..

Oh no.... Oh no are they... fighting over the dog- PLEASE STOP SWINGING THE DOG CARRIER AROUND-

RIKO-MOM’S FACE THOUGH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH**

Nocturne.......

hoaidjawehahhaha Riko-mom wants absolutely nothing to do with this domestic dispute over child custody bwahahahaha-

L-Laelaps... jfc Yoshiko..

Love Live-- Riko what? Oh gosh, this is a mess....

Oh damn... doggo has an owner.. OH NO RIKO

Shiina: What is this... mess? Me: They were... brainstorming?

Ah.. Synchronized angst-ing--

WHAT IS THAT DRAWING RIKO??? Well... I mean... at least it has the correct number of legs...

YOSHIKO’S DRAWING HAS WINGS--

NO HANAMARU NO. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT ALLOWED TO USE YOHANE-VOICE

STOP STOP RIGHT THERE AOJFIJA;OWEFJA;WEOFJA;WOEF THE “ZURA”-

The water always looks so good in this animu..

Don’t... Please don’t steal other people’s dogs???? Yoshiko what??

Shiina and I had a p heated debate about Yoshiko’s hoody iirc..

“Little Demon Laelaps”...

Ah RIP, they ran.

Riko makes such good mom-expressions. She defo gets it from her mother.

Ah... Riko came ba-  YOSHIKO IS NOT ALLOWED TO SAY “RIKO” LIKE THATTTTT-

“Destiny is destiny” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN YOU CHUUNIB?!?

Oh no Chuunib is actually p cute-- GFDI WHAT IS THIS-

Riko shiny-eye-ing at Yoshiko tho...

The child’s name is “Moe”.....

IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A FOX... RACCOON... CROSS--

RIP Datenshi...

THE SKY IS PRETTY... It kinda... feels like Yoha... Riko I’M SORRY SHIINA BUT YOU SAID IT YOURSELF TOO OKAY--

BUT I MEAN.. THEY’RE PRETTY CUTE TOGETHER??? NO???

OH NOOOOO TJAWE;OITAJWE;OTT FUCKKKK THEY’RE CUTE--

Oh, suddenly Chika--

Oh no Riko can be so precious..

AYYYY SHE HAS PET SHIITAKE--  OKAY S’ALL OVER FOLKS-- THANKS FOR WATCHINGGGG

HAHAHA YOSHIRIKO DUET

Shiina: The shippers are going to go crazy... :c

THE ED SOUNDS GOOD THOUGH

OH NO There really was a lotta... YoshiRiko... uh... feels...

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okay doing the cradle of civilization all in this post so i don’t spam y’all again

“fuck, man, eagles fly in canada too!” ray is oddly wise sometimes, this rant about slogany catchphrasey anthemy nationalism is on point

colbert. seriously. he’s mysterious.

i have to say again how bloody much i prefer title cards to opening credits

WHAT IS SHOUTING GUY’S ACCENT, DOES IT REALLY EXIST? MISTACHES? AMURIKEE?

oh my gosh i just figured out who q-tip is, no wonder people have been yelling about him so much lately, he’s a DARLING

whyyyyyyyyy does ray like avril lavigne so much?

no, is that the doc giving everyone shit literally all the time???? medics are ALWAYS SALTY, i love them all forever

jesus christ that army truck...

every time brad and nate talk business together i smile through the whole scene. i think this is a ship forming...

“hey buddy” I LOVE MEDICS, CLUTCHES CHEST

this combat is fucking terrifying, things just explode right off the landscape out of nowhere

did they just - get clearance - to kill literally anyone?

ohhhhh god this guy is gone, he’s just not even present anymore. this is always so damn sad to watch.

that little scene just made me choke up. brad’s face went through so many emotions watching him wander around with no idea what was going on.

“destroy” is an interesting euphemism for “kill”

i love this guy, who is he, i keep missing his name. the one who makes all the sociological/anthropological speeches and pees for hours at a time. he’s so great.

nooooooo does this mean less gabe? don’t do this to me :’‘‘(

why is it always the poor bastards with just enough authority and rank to be blamed but not enough to correct shitty orders that are the best people, tacticians, and soldiers?

does nate always say “i am assured of this” twice because... idek, is that sardonic because it never happens? trying to reassure them? trying to reassure himself? it’s adorable, in any case.

brad calmly telling ray to shut up every time he takes too much ripped fuel, reblog if you agree

and ray is always so delighted when brad insults him

who else is three times as tense watching urban warfare scenes as opposed to trench warfare? show of hands

what the hell, they need to get this guy off the comms, you want to talk about bad for morale. they’ll all be spiralling into panic attacks if he doesn’t shut up.

someone stop his man and his very, very small face!!!!!!

“the land between the euphrates and the tigris, the cradle of civilization.” nate, you sexy smart bastard.

brad’s going to kill ray by the end of the show isn’t he

UGH NATE IS SO GOOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

holy crap doc bryan is the hero of this show tho, he is the saltiest of the salty

oh my god ray is not looking good, will someone please make him sleep, that is scary

this is so tense. i can’t believe i’m hoping for some good fighting but something needs to break the tension. everywhere they go is quiet-too-quiet and full of corpses

wow. that is - some aim

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL SOMEONE JUST TAKE OUT THE COMMANDER EVERY HBO WAR SERIES HAS PEOPLE PLOTTING TO FRIENDLY FIRE A SHITTY OFFICER JUST DO IT THIS TIME GET IT DONE

Dear Trombley You Need To Stop You Are Not Just A Jerk You Are Scary No Love From Maddie

ray: (puts on sunglasses) BRAD! THERE ARE HOTTIES!

DON’T YOU FUCKING THROW BRAD’S TEAM UNDER THE BUS YOU GOTDAMN SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU DO NOT THINK I WON’T END YOU

i just shouted COME ON NATE at the screen until he walked away i know he can’t do anything but man i wanted him to do something

i could kiss doc bryan every single time he speaks

i haven’t known how to feel about godfather so far but i’m starting to sour on him. he’s making tactical decisions because he’s cranky about things not going his way. and everyone smiles like that was some rousing speech FUCK EVERYONE IN CHARGE

did nate just grab brad’s shoulder and say “i’m glad you’re my team leader” because they’re about to roll into a death trap, i’m not okay

just have to mention here that i could drown in ray person’s eyes

IF THIS IS A CREEPY GHOST TOWN TOO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I CANNOT TAKE THE ANTICIPATION I AM LOSING IT

i just screamed when they finally started firing, literally screamed. don’t make me this tense

did i say i wanted combat. i lied. stop this.

trombley looked like he saw god when he shot that guy, is he okay

jesus walt almost got decapitated by a power line

alert the press SHOUTING GUY IS NOT SHOUTING i repeat SHOUTING GUY IS NOT SHOUTING but he is still talking about grooming so take half a sip if you’ve made this a drinking game

now godfather is a warrior poet give me a break

ray has a tiny tiny lisp and it is so endearing

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD ENDING I LOVE THIS SHOW HOLY SHIT