#LIKE WTFFFF

[hope-di-angelo]

Friendly Reminder

"And the next thing we know the High King is on our doorstep looking ready to tear down the whole apartment complex to find you!!"

(Pardon me for inaccuracies)

So like, what. I wanna know exactly what happened. Honestly when I read I squealed and then the first coherent thought was "Wait. What did he wear?" And then "What did he do? Did he go alone? Did anyone from the Court of Shadows go along? What EXACTLY did Cardan say?"

Like, imagine Vivi just sipping coffee and Oak out playing with the kids while Taryn just does whatever idec, and the suddenly they hear a knock (idt Cardan knows the doorbells that well) and then Vivi opens the door and BOOM. Cardan. In his full glory. Like, did he try to look the best he could to go down to his wife's family home and win her back? Imagine his finest and most ridiculous clothing, lined with gold embroidery and what not, with his makeup impeccable. Or was he in too much of a hurry? To just, get her back. Because where fuck is she? And why did MADOC, of all people, come to get her? Was she so mad that she switched sides? Or did he realize the truth that Madoc didn't know it was Jude? Or did Cardan not dare to believe that to be true because it'd break his heart if it wasn't?

At this point I'm just rambling. I'm sorry.

But then, like, also imagine Taryn comes up behind Vivi asking who it is and just for a slight second Cardan gets super hopeful thinking it's Jude but then there he sees Taryn and he's just like, bitch, this is enough. And THAT MOMENT, my friends, was in which he lost it and then proceeded to give Vivi the impression that he was gonna tear down the apparent complex looking for his High Queen.

I'm sorry. I really will stop.

What if he wore some sort of mortal clothes. Like, imagine Cardan in sweats and a hoodie. Or, like, a 3 piece suit. But for some reason I just can't accept that he'd ever wear a Tshirt with Jeans. Idk why.

Ok bye-

[mimi-ya]

i just had the worst conversation about one piece with someone on the bus

them: (noticing my soba mask bag) is sanji your favorite?

me: yes!

them: your favorite is a pervert?

me: uhh, i really like his early pre time skip characterization more. it feels more romantic than perverted

them: well he’s still a white man

me: yeah, uhh, who’s your favorite?

them: usopp, he has the best characterization because of his flaws he needs to overcome

me: but i guess if anyone has the most flaws to over come it would sanji

them: oh you mean his daddy issues?

and then it was luckily my stop to get off 😭 they were literally just a hater!

[andelkacroatia]

[bunnithechubs]

i luv this insecure wizard with great hair.

[puppyboy-baby]

2 types of men I hate that come in to work (I work fast food for ref)

1- when they try to flirt/give that kind of compliment to me becuase I present as female (not openly trans because of parents despite having super accepting coworkers)

2- making jokes to me in a monotone/regular talking voice and I stare at them like "wtf are you talk about??????" cause I can't pick up on social cues at all becuase I'm autistic, and probably have higher support needs than I realize

[justvored]

Ok, in my old school, I was like, really confident and proud of myself, because I really didn't care about the opinion of people from there.

But in this school, I feel so nervous around all the girls, they are all so pretty and tall and smart, and kind, and- I think you get it. I feel so little next to them, not in some bad way, but I get way more nervous and shy with them, with boys I really don't care, they all look like street dogs tbh, but with GIRLS is like BJSHFJADHHZHAAHHFHSHZBAHDHD

[eggplantemoji420]

hbo really just be like how can we create the most cunt serving opening theme music of all time?

[mb0w]

assassins apprentice by robin hobb you are my enemy FR

[fisbybaconey]

Tomodaci Tower: 17 July (My Chemi-Crack Romance)

not postin much abt gameplay considerin im back to school, but managed to take some time to checkin atleast for a short while...anyway,

yup, dude got rejected and goes to China

Meanwhile, my girl Evelyn got feelins for Pineapple Toppin. Thats kinda weird, this early? uh wooow...Considerin theyre 2 years apart, i think thats fine and i let her confess..

..she also rejected but is hella stubborn about accepting it, so...

Eva my dear, WHAT.IS.THAT? i dont think he would accept that melon..ITS JUST 0.60 EURO!!! FAR CHEAPER THAN BONSAI TREE-

-uh? the miracle is happening i guess? how tf??? im truly proud Eva, but im speechless too

[elishasbaldhead]

my theory on why mormons have so many kids

coming from a mormon family of 11 kids, people always ask if it's an actual part of the religion and i never really know what to say

but here's my theory: now, mormons are pushed to get married and start families as soon as they can, like early twenties (especially because you have to get married in order to go to the highest level of heaven). here's the problem with that- you're not allowed to start dating until you're 16, and even then you can only go on double dates and according to the old youth handbook you shouldn't date the same person for too long or you'll get too attached. that's why a lot of mormons get engaged/married in college.

another thing is that when you get married in the mormon church (specifically in the temple) you'll be sealed to your partner for all eternity. which is why divorce is very taboo in the church.

my theory is that the couples just have so much sex to make up for not actually knowing each other!

here's another little problem though: the church says not to take birth control because it's practically abortion of potential life, so when mormon couples have sex there's a higher chance of getting pregnant. (real quick- not taking birth control isn't a super strict part of the church, people still do, but it's advised against)

and there you have it folks, my theory of why mormon families have so many kids.

[hheartfilia]

THAT CUTSCENE WITH FIREFLY

[bad-surprise]

high likelihood that i will be putting my fics on registered users only soon. so if you don’t have an ao3 account but want to keep reading them, signing up for one might be a good idea.

[littleprincehyun]

🤍🤍🤍

[k-0re]

I Just killed all of the dimitrescus

[lesbianwyllravengard]

anyone else ever just start having a panic attack bc you're listening to music with your earbuds in and suddenly you can really feel your earbuds in your ear and you start panicking about that??? haha wtf???

[gutter-sun-fun]

Why am I just now finding out that pizzahut had a pizza for the bayverse turtles.

WHY AM I JUST NOW FOUNDING OUT THAT PIZZZA HUT HAD A PIZZA FOR THE BAYVERSE TURTLES-