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tailsz · 1 year ago

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Demon slayer men boyfriend headcannons‼️

(NSFW INCLUDED)

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Includes : Tanjiro , Zenitsu , Inosuke , Tomioka , Sanemi , Tengen , Obanai , Muzan , Akaza , Douma , and Kokushibo

(this is my first post so bear with me AND english isn’t my first language so sorry for mistakes!)

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Tanjiro!

okay so we ALL know this guy has the sweetest heart so expect a lot of lovely dovey gestures such as….

Cute little morning letters if he leaves before you or you just don’t work as a demon slayer!

something along the lines of “i made you breakfast eat it before it gets too cold!! I hope you have a lovely day and i love you so so much”

(if ur parents are still alive 😍) he will absolutely win them over EVEN IF THEYRE THE MOSG HARDCORE PEOPLE EVERRR

he has a way with people what can you say

multiple lunch dates a week are a must! you guys go out and try as as many restaurants when you guys go on missions together if ur a demon slayer!

if not he will personally bring you takeout from his missions!

you and nezeko bonded a lot and she LOVES when you play with her hair it makes her sleepy ASAP (tanjiro walked in during the middle of this and his heart almosy exploded)

for y’all’s free time you both decided to try new hobbies together like Yoga, art , dancing ETC ITS VERY CUTE MOMENTS!

NSFW!

he’s a soft dom! but if you bring up the thought of you topping him he will NOT object

OH HE IS SUCH A ROMANTIC IN BED

Sex with him is literally the embodiment of “love making” because he showers you with love and pleasure

MISSIONARY 100% OF THE TIME

he is vanilla but that doesn’t matter because he’s drowning you with praises and caressing your perfect body <3

his aftercare is literally going to heaven and back

he’ll massage you and whisper sweet nothings into your ears

THIGHS GUY

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Zenitzu!!

at the beginning he’s really REALLY awkward

might even like be hella weird towards you (because you’re the first woman/man he’s ever been perused as romantically)

SO GIVE HIM TIME HE’LL GET THERE

Once he does he will quite LITERALLY will kill everyone in a room and then himself for you

you are his princess (your also his knight and shining armor because… well… it’s zenitzu…)

1000% shows you off like a medal of honor to ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE

this one time he was blabbing about you to a stranger to the point where said stranger just respectfully told him he doesn’t care

you had to STRAP HIM DOWN to prevent bodily injuries

he likes taking afternoon walks with you , he really enjoys the beautiful site with his beautiful partner

he randomly picks up flowers from the ground and gives them to you because they reminded you of him!

NSFW!!

he is a switch with a bottom preference

the thought of you just absolutely demolishing him will get his body all fuzzy and tingling 🤭

reverse cowgirl is his FAVORITE POSITION OF ALL TIME HANDS DOWN

the nights when it’s not just pleasure he likes to top you and take things slow to show you just how much you mean to him

as well as absolutely showering you with corny praises (he’s so silly!)

HIS AFTER CARE IS ODD

if he’s SPENT he will most likely pass out leaving you in charge of aftercare

if not he’ll just cuddle u to sleep

(totally not because that means he’ll see u naked again in the morning)

TITS GUY

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inosuke!

he didn’t comprehend the fact that you 2 we’re dating 🧍🏽‍♀️

you had to explain to him and half way through the was flustered and asked you to SQARE UP?? (HE HAD A NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT)

like zenitsu he was also very much awkward if not more at the start of the start of the relationship

But not awkward in a hes shy way

NO HES AWKWARD BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO SHOW??? FEELINGS??

because that’s gross

Tanjiro and Zenitsu had to help the guy to at least an OUNCE of a romantic

he’s really not much of one though

his idea of dates or romance of training or fighting w/ you!

you don’t really mind but if it does get to a point where it bothers you by the lack of romance

HE WILL TRY (key word TRY) to be more affectionate towards you!

he sees a pretty rock? it’s yours!

he sees a pretty branch it’s yours!

he sees a cute cayote? It’s you-

the time he actually brought you one you almost SHAT yourself 😓

NSFW!!

oh he’s a dom

he views smexy time as a challenge

so you bringing up the idea of topping is you trying to WIN and he would rather DIE than lose

again the concept was a foreign area to him

and if you both get to the sexual parts for a relationship , he will seek guidance from you!

(while also refusing for you to demonstrate for him because he “knows what he’s doing” 😒

what’s aftercare?

he does not do it at first meaning you are doing it

after a while he’ll start picking up after you and do it himself

(if you tease him about it he will throw you off the bed)

ASS GUY

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Tomioka!

When he asked you out he said

“will you take my hand in a relationship”

it’s as serious as it sounds

he is comfortable as soon as you begin the relationship because of 2 reasons

for him to consider a relationship with you , you’d guys would’ve have to know eachother for a while

and because if you didn’t want him you would’ve said no

AND SINCE YOU DIDNT😍

hes 100% sure you guys will be just fine WHICH YOU ARE :D

little small gestures of affection from you will get his heart flipping like—

holding his hands ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BEGING CONTACT WITH PINKY TOUCH 😓

(he’s touch starved FEED HIM)

the one time you begged him to let you style his hair was the day that he won’t let you do anything else BUT that

he loves how your fingers feel against his head

sending tingles down his spine of safety yk?

he carries anything you give him in his haori (like little charms!)

he likes it when you whisper sweet nothings into his ears it gets him all giggly

NSFW!!

he is a switch with no preference

he will be whatever you want him to be 😍

when he top’s he can get carried away with eagerness

when you guys have sex he very much loses his mind which is why he can be rough when he tops

HOWEVER WHEN HE BOTTOMS JESUS CHRIST

He will be a whimpering mess

being your little slut asking for more n more <3

being a hashira he can and WILL last very long

he’s 1000% into hair pulling both giving n reviving

as u guys last longer n longer into the relationship he will be more open to risks 😍

(like public sex)

this one time did the deed in a public bathroom in a restaurant while the rest of the hashiras were waiting on the food 🤭

He will run a bath for the 2 of you afterwards and fall asleep in each others arms<3

he’s an ass guy

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Sanemi!

like giyuu , for him to consider a relationship with you , you have a LONGG history

it took him a while for him to actually ask you out 🧍🏽‍♀️

it got to the point where he was going to lose you to someone else because of how long it took

shinobu “helped” to ask you out

and by help i mean he forced him to ask you out in front of her

shinobu top tier wingwoman fr fr ‼️(she had enough of him wasting an opportunity so she took matters into her own hands)

he will absolutely NOT do PDA (at least at the beginning of the relationship)

his ego n pride are too much for that

once he gets over himself he will at MOST hold hands with you ig 😒😒

he forces u to train with him

he is an AMAZING cook and makes you breakfast n lunch (house husband material!!)

he’s also surprisingly good at doing hair whether it’s short or long! (he makes u buns a lot )

he’s such a romantic behind closed doors

shinobu caught him in the middle of that act and while she didn’t tell anyone…

she teased him to DEATH

NSFW!!

oh he’s a MEAN top no questions asked

he will degrade you to the BONE (which you don’t mind 🤭)

he’s also very VERY rough hitting and attacking ALLL of your sweet spots on your body (inside as well 😋)

he loves calling you a needy slut 🤭

ONE TIME. he has a wet dream where you topped him and... HE WOKE UP WITH THE HARDEST BONER OF HIS LIFE

he will never ever EVERR bring up the idea of u topping him ( if you bring up he MIGHT let it happen🤨 he’s so stubborn)

HE IS SO MEAN WHEN IT COMES TO ORGASM.

if he’s fucking you because he’s jealous or you pissed him off???

he’s going to deny your orgasms for an hour ☠️

SEX DRIVE?? MEDIUM

STAMINA IS . HIGHHHH

he’s pretty average with aftercare , he’ll bring u water n a towel

on a good day you both will shower together! (50/50 chance that y’all will fuck again!)

he’s a thigh guy

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tengen!!

what’s another wife to the list?

all four of them (tengen n his wives) found you very attractive at first sight and they had NO shame into admitting that

after knowing you for a while THEY ALL asked you join the relationship! it caught u off guard 😨

when you entered the relationship they literally all wanted u for themselves 😓

tengen is SUCH A ROMANTIC AND WILL ABUSE PDA SO MUCH

if you’re a fellow hashira my god he will tease you in public so much??? and you’re like FOR WHAT???

hashira meetings will get HELLA awkward with both of y’all (everyone is just like “this again??☠️”

like zenitzu he will FLEX U SOO BAD especially to single folks because in his eyes being single is such a skill issue 🤨

his form of affection is expensive gifts so

EXPECT TO BE PAMPERED WITH A LOT OF JEWELRY 🤭 ( we love sugar daddies )

he also refuses to NOT take y’all on fancy restaurants because anything other than that is LAME AND TACKY 🤨

MATCHING OUTFITS ARE A MUST!!

after he retired, you guys have religious weekly movie nights a lot (you all take turns in picking movies)

NSFW!!

OKAY SO TENGEN IS A SWITCH WITH A PREFERENCE ON TOPPING

now he has 2 different ways of going about it

if it’s sex on One on One , HE IS SO MEAN??

he will 100% mock you during the whole thing

mocking when you choke on air or a moan is his specialty 😓😓

seeing you cock drunk will drive him CRAZY

thighs are so HOT TO HIM (thigh highs are a must!)

he leaves so many bite marks and bruises on your inner thighs

HIS HANDS ARE HUGE DAWG

he likes fingering before fucking and GOD HES SO GOOD AT FINGERING?

he can n WILL make u come more than twice with just his fingers😓

it’s a the whole group sex with him n his wife’s

he’s a sweetheart! taking care of his little princess nasty needs!

when he bottoms with all 4 of you on him he gets so cocky 😒

he loves how you all take care of HIS nasty needs in such a good way

HAIR PULLING

and he’s very much into orgasm denial HES A JERK

def a tits guy

bdsm king

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OBANAI ( i love him sm ) <333

okay uh

before y’all started dating he was so shy around you because??? you’re so??? perfect?????

if you so much as breathe into his direction he will literally die

he asked u in the most romantic cliche ever (but it doesn’t matter because he pulled it off so well??)

he made you follow little notes at night eventually leading to a tree that had a saying “will you be my mine and go out on a date with me?” with 2 boxes saying yes and no

at first you were confused until you saw a familiar snake 🤭 making you giggle you chose the yes box!

HE WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING BC HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING HELLA CRINGE 😓

moving onto the relationship…

he is literally the perfect boyfriend

when he gets needy n wants to talk to u , he sends kaburamaru to fetch you!

kaburamaru literally loves u too ! ( obanai also send u flowers through him!)

he gets jealous easy like VERY

he’s very protective of you ! and he expects the same because you are his and he’s all urs <3

will literally end the bloodline of ANYONE who talks smack abt u

at first, yalls kisses would be with his mask on. he still wasn’t ready to let that open yet

after a whole LONG while , he got enough confidence to kiss u with his scars and everything (which u appreciated and enjoyed very much <3)

he likes holding pinkies while walking together

he’s not really a fan of PDA but if someone is trying to flirt with u????

oh U BETTER BET HES GOING TO BE ALL OVER U (u don’t complain)

he makes flower crowns for the both of y’all daily <33

y’all have hella picnic dates it’s getting out of hand atp! y’all barely eat at home

NSFW!!

obanai is a top with 2 sides to him…

A- he can be the most sappy romantic when y’all have sex

OR B- HES LITERALLY BEING ASSHOLE TO YOU

There’s in NO between

when hes being a jerk he denies orgasms

and his liking to marking is x10

he loves leaving bitemarks he knows u can’t hide🤭

def into u riding him but HES in total control

u brought up that you like it when he puts his hair in a pony tail when y’all have sex so HE DOES IT ALL THE TIME

he’s not really much of a risk taker

will not stop unless your trembling😋

if he’s being sweet he’s take things slow making sure your enjoying yourself as well as him <3

will whisper sweet nothings <3

HIS EARS ARE SENSITIVE‼️‼️

he treats u like a goddess in aftercare

will get u water , a towel , a warm bath , tons of cuddles and a lil snack 😋

HES INTO BONDAGE

HES AN ASS GUY 🤭🤭

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Muzan 😨

to how you got together? you don’t even know

if your a human , you ran into while im a hurry ! you work at a flower shop and was carrying flower pots getting dirt all over his clothes

now he was so ready to end the puny moron who ran into him but..

when he saw you apologizing and apologizing your heart out he felt something? what the hell was that? well it’s not like matters… 😁

If you’re a demon you first of all had to have know him and been loyal to him for CENTURIES for him to even REMOTELY like you

once he does tho you’re always buy his side , like his right hand man/woman! it may seem like he just thinks ur strong but this is his way of spending time with u<33 (while being in denial😓)

now how he asked you out. he didn’t do anything fancy! he just called you in and he straight up told you he liked you and would like make yalls relationship more

if you are a human.. he brought you to a demon meeting and told everyone there that if they even THINK about doing ANYTHING to you he will turn them inside out and throw into the sun<3

he thinks akaza is the best fit for his lovely human wife! you guys get along rlly well

he will keep DOUMA FARRRR AWAY FROM YOU.

koko and u like to read and drink tea together! he finds ur being calming

if you’re a demon everyone already knows u but know muzan expects equal respect from them to you!

though he can be very cold at blunt at time , he can still be romantic towards you!

he likes buying you expensive things to make u feel like a queen

if a human or demon disrespects you in ANY WAY not matter how big or small?they will be no more 😓

NSFW!!

oh man no matter how i see it.

TOP

he’s the demon king he expects to be in full control at ALL times and 9 times outta 10.. HE IS MEAN TO U

Doesn’t matter how much he loves you , you will never be superior to him 🧍🏽‍♀️

certified brat tamer!

oh he’s definitely into marking you just the thought of owning what’s rightfully his gets him hard

he’s into degradation so much it’s a problem atp☠️

dont ever degrade him tho

he’ll make sure you NEVER walk again

he puts the d in bdsm

will not stop until you’re a whimpering and crying mess only able to scream out his name :(

he doesn’t know if he likes public sec because he doesn’t like the idea of the chance that people have on seeing what only HE can see

ON THE OTHER HAND. THAT MEANS PEOPLE KNOW UR HIS AND ONLY HIS EVEN MORE….

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Akaza!!

Whether your a demon slayer/hashira or a fellow uppermoon, akaza admired you for being strong

after all akaza think people who r both mentally and physically strong r the best as u can tell with rengoku

before he asked u out, he had to come to terms with it , as he felt he was betraying his late wife

after he accepted the fact that’s it’s okay to move on.. he asked you out in the most akaza way!

he got you a bouquet of flowers 💐 with a little note in it telling u about all the things that he absolutely loves abt u! after reading them , he asked you out!

if you’re a demon you both will be more relaxed about people knowing abt you’re relationship!

until muzan found out.. at first he disapproved because he saw no benefits from u two being in love 🤨

but later on seeing how you two empower eachother be GUESSES it’s ok 😒😒

HOWEVER IF YOURE A HASHIRA..

you two r trying to HARD to keep it super lowkey

it’s mostly night dates n visits you guys can do :( but it’s ok u guys make it work

because the SECOND one or both of ur masters find out… YALL R DEAD

REGARDLESS akaza is very flexible with himself (as a metaphor BUT HE PROBABLY IS LITERALLY)

he absolutely LOVESS self care nights with you!!

talking shit while doing eachother a face masks is one of his favorite pastimes! (the pretty mama gotta do what he can to stay pretty DUH)

douma teases him abt u so much it’s driving him mad

especially because douma is hella touchy w/ h JUST to piss akaza off

which it always ends with douma head on the floor😨

NSFW!!

akaza is 100% a switch with a top preference

he teases u a lot.. BUT IF YOURE A HASHIRA HE STRAIGHT UP MOCKS U😓😓

like he’ll say things like “i thought hashiras we’re supposed to have a lot of stamina.. what’s wrong :(“ ALL WHILE HES SMIRKING

he likes eating you out before fucking you

THE THINGS HIS TOUNGE CAN DO TO UR BODY 😓

he is very rough with you, but holds back a bit if you’re human because if he goes all out he will quite literally break u

IF YOURE A DEMON THO YOURE IN FOR IT ALL😍‼️‼️

even when he’s bottoming he’s still being a little asshole 😒

he completely switches up w/ aftercare! he’s such a sweetheart making u a bath for the two if u to cuddle in for a bit<33

he is a THIGH MAN ALL THE WAY his hands r always resting on them 🤭

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douma!

oh my ?

ok douma likes energetic people so that’s a starter for him to start liking you and ofc knowing you for a couple of decades

i think the thing that sealed off his love for you was the fact that you didn’t treat him like he was weird yk?

you talked to him like he was normal person (well demon but you get what i mean! but he’s SOO far from normal ☠️☠️)

MOVING ONNN he asks you out by making a little game out of it! maybe like pictionary or hang man! it’s rlly silly <33

while your dating even if your a demon or human he will treat you like your made of glass

he views you like one of his dolls ! therefore your his precious

he rlly likes it when you style his hair , in fact he asks you to do so regularly

during the summer time it gets rlly humid n hot as hell in japan even at night so he used his demon art to cool u both off !

akaza asked you to blink 3 times if the relationship was not from ur free will when he found out 😨😨

u guys both have matching fans 🤭🤭

muzan has to literally rip his head off because douma won’t stop talking to u during meetings ☠️

HE IS A BRITNEY SPEARS STAN ‼️‼️

NSFW!!

douma is a switch with no preference it just depends on hows feeling that day (it’s mostly bottom)

He is such a bratty bottom i tell you, he just pushes your buttons til u snap

and snapping means you literally demolishing his ass until she can’t even form any sentences :(

oh jesus christ but when he tops?????

praying for u fr fr

douma is unfair as hell

HE WILL DENY YOUR ORGAMS FOR FUNSIES?? like NOTHING ABT THAT IS FUNNY??

he is súper into bondage

AND EVERYTHING HES SO KINKY

never feel afraid to tell this man any of ur kinks even if they’re weird bc douma will try it out with you no hesitation!

his aftercare is a little rocky but it’s nothing too bad..

at most hes get you both waters and y’all will just chill in bed or anywhere

speaking of anywhere.. HE WILL FUCK U ANYWHERE HE DOES NOT CARE‼️‼️

one time muzan heard y’all bc y’all are SO LOUD (he decapatated both of you on the spot)

he is an ass guy oh my god he can’t go a day without touching it 😓

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Kokushibo!!

okay first all i dont think he cares what type of personality u r (extroverted or introverted)

it does take him a while to accept his feelings towards you because he doesn’t many to get distracted from his duties

but when he pushes that aside he just straight up asks you to stay by his side for the rest of time 💐

he doesn’t do PDA because your love life is not the business of others (muzan thanks the lords for this because he does NOT want to see that)

you guys randomly found a black cat following you one time while on a mission and you wanted to keep it with him!

…..YOU HAD TO BEG HIM FOR AN HOUR BUT HE eventually GAVE IN💔

y’all named her Ei (he will never admit but he will kill anyone who harms her bc he loves her sm)

you like to kiss all 6 of his eyes after a long day (he expects you to do it regularly and gets upset when u don’t)

sometimes asks you do braid his hair to change up his hair style 😋

he makes u train with him to he ensure you’re able to defend yourself from anyone!

matching katanass!! (much to his dismay because god forbid y’all do something cute 😒)

hel likes to carry you in piggy back style a lot 😋

NSFW!!

oh he’s a top no doubt

he will absolutely NOT let u top

BUT YOURE OK WITH IT BECAUSE GAWD DAMN

he is so rough with you that’s all he knows what to do<3

before touching you he wants to see you beg for it he LOVES seeing you all pathetic

HE LOVES FUCKING YOU AGAINST A WALL‼️‼️

he loves it because that means your trapped within in him, with no where to go and he has you EXACTLY how he wants you

oh he pulls your hair a lot when you give him head 🤭

he’s always biting your ears bc he knows they’re sensitive 🤭

he loves missionary as the main position because he gets to see all the expressions he’s making you have <3

HE IS A ASS GUYS ‼️‼️

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okay that’s it guys! leave me any request i’ll be happy to do so! <33

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opal-owl-flight · 3 months ago

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Can you please tell us more about Neo4. What's their background.

“I need your help.”

Thing is -- I dont exactly own that character! Hes owned by @pastille-pain ... I asked them abt his deets, so here it is under the readmore!

His recruitment by 3 is also under the readmore :) (+more notes abt pre-sploon3)

(From my pal)

My Precious Soy Sauz

Aka croissant

Where he comes from is inkopolis

Lived there his whole life actually. A very sheltered kid due to being raised by grandparents that were in Octaria at one point. So they wanted to make sure nothing really happened to him

An only child but he had his cousin (Nakji, Takoyaki) of the three, he'd be the middle child with Nakji and the youngest.

He's got two friends (three if we count malachite -- the smallfrt) outside of the platoon. Dulce, and (unfortunately) Scara

He dating Melon (oc of mine), we know this

Kinda funny it started as her just battling with him cause he was good but then it turned something more

His time before the platoon was mostly

"Hey are you related to that Sauz idol?" Or "hey, you related to that Sauz wrestler?" It got annoying very quickly so he started introducing himself as croissant and nothing else

Aside from that, if he wasn't turfing he was at home reading or watching shows. Guys a very boring person

He's a pretty big OTH fan...

All this above is still the same even while being apart of the platoon minus the constant questions about his relatives and adding college into the mix

He can do some really cool shit when he's focused (like absolutely demolish competition in turf) but he's also easily distracted so I think you can imagine how that goes

His stress relief is shopping (mostly window shopping, very rarely does he actually buy anything)

He never gets too mad but we know the face if he does

Fun fact, you will never catch this man in pants

Short and anything else

Not pants

The only time he's ever seen wearing pants is in his agent gear and that's cause it's what was given to him.

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Heres a bonus too, of 3s recruitment of him!

It was a turfing match, and theyve been watching the krak-on user the whole round. They took note of how he responded to stress, to bad calls, and how he acted on his own following calls he had judged as bad. Once it was over, they followed the team into the lobby.

They stand tall against the doorframe theyre leaning against, presence as cold and as commanding as ever.

(Nevermind that Croissant is taller AND older than them, that squid is intimidating as FUCK)

A whistle, calling the team over.

"|May I have a word?|" they sign, "|Ive been watching your team turf for the last few rounds.|"

Scara, the team captain, spits a "Who the FUCK are you."

3s eyebrows raise in surprise. But they should expect it... casual turfers dont usually know their name.

They went to the smaller leagues for a reason. If something happened to a big name in the scene, and its found that they had something to do with it-

No. No. They mentally shake their head. They are NOT picking this person because they are going to be fucking canon fodder.

"|Who I am is not important. Not much, anyway.

I am... interested in one of your teammates.|"

a nod towards Croissant. "|As a krak-on user myself, his performance has impressed me.|"

"Has he now. You seen our losses?? Are you making fun of us??"

"I can train my team perfectly, all by myself. Get lost."

They give a cold stare back. "|Im sure that has worked very well for you thus far.|"

The captain didnt seem to want to back down. 3 continues, ear twitching.

"|This request was not aimed towards you, anyway. Im asking him.|"

"BUT-"

"|I want to hear HIS answer.|"

A test. 3 saw that Scara was pushing him around and the only reason they won the match was bc Croissant decided to go his own way. Will he go his own way now?

"Well I know he'll choose to stick with me-"

"Oh I'd love to train with you I like helping others :D"

"You weren't supposed to say that."

3 nods. "|It begins now. Come. We have much to discuss. And as for you.|"

They clack their beak. "|Captain to captain. You need to listen to your teammates more.|"

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Once they are in a more private space...

"|Training is only one part of the deal.

I apologize for not being upfront. This is a matter of national security, and I cannot mention much about it beyond base.|"

I suppose Croissant hasnt heard...or at least, isnt into much of the so-called Hero of Inkadia thats plastered everywhere in Inkopolis? If he was, hed at least start thinking of all that being like... "wait all that media was based on something real???"

(3 mentioning national security and a base may also inspire thoughts of "wow this squid's a fucking nerd...")

"|You are free to reject my request if you feel unfit for the task at hand. But where are my manners? I have yet to formally introduce myself.

Topside, I am known as FOR3VRFRSH. Here, I am the Captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon.

I suppose youve heard of such a force...? No?|

Mm.

|Just know that we keep Inkadia more or less safe from nation-destroying threats.|"

He accepts the offer... but he also wasn't thinking too hard on it cause he saw an opportunity to step away from Scara and took it immediately.

3 nods, beckoning him towards the sewer line. As they walked backwards into base, they signed to him. "|From this point onwards, you will be referred to as Agent...Four.|"

Theres a very slight waver of their hand as they signed the number.

"|You show much promise, from what Ive observed in turf. Dont disappoint me.|"

"The only person I disappoint is that guy, but he's just very critical-"*

Theres a glint in 3s eye, a look of amusement... "|...Overly critical is putting it lightly.|"

"I promise to do my best still."

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3 introduces him as the new Agent 4 and I feel Marie just scrunches her nose a bit. Then sees the look in 3s eye...

To the folks from the regions around 3s home (Callie, Marie, Cuttlefish), theyre not subtle about missing her.

#splatoon #splatoon fanart #agent 3 #captain 3 #splatoon oc #opal owl’s nest

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fairuzfan · 8 months ago

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“Temple denialism” as a concept, is made up anon and lacks any coherent internal logic. Why do you think the mosque was built there specifically? Randomly? Do you think the muslims who built it, muslims who acknowledge in their holiest book that their religion is a continuation of Judaism and Christianity, were simply unaware of its religious value? That they picked a spot by random? Absolutely 0 Palestinians meaningfully deny that the temple once stood there. What Palestinians deny and refute is the idea that because an ancient structure once stood there prior to al Aqsa, that it is justification enough for the demolition of their cultural heritage and the erosion of their rights that always follows, which is exactly what every Israeli politician who is rhetorically fixated on the Temple Mount explicitly intends to do.

‘Temple denialism’ is a buzzword intended to illicit the familiar emotional reaction one gets when they encounter atrocity denialism by using disingenuous framing to make them appear comparable. Just because you can google it and get results does not make it any less made up. ‘Temple denialism’ as a framework for discussing Palestinian resistance to cultural genocide is a product of the fact that the demolition of al-Aqsa is a cornerstone goal of right-wing Israeli politics and intends to smear Palestinians as bigots for resisting this. It does not describe a real phenomenon that exists.

As I was looking into denialism I realized they only cite like 2 Palestinians, Arafat and the current Palestinian president that no one likes.

Now I'm not sure islamically why they chose that site.... I can't speak to it. Prophet Muhammad is believed to have ascended up to heaven to speak to God from there actually, which is why it's the third holiest site in Islam. I believe that's the reason AlAqsa was built there... but I don't want to say for certain.

But yes you're completely right, it's intended to erode Palestinian nationhood and also militarize the rest of Palestine. For us, AlAqsa is the last symbol of nationhood and you can't deny that if Israelis were allowed in there, it would become a highly militarized zone.

People always bring up the ummayad dynasty as a way to deligitimize Palestinian ties — as if the concept of Palestine started then but that's completely ahistorical. Palestine was a thing BEFORE Islam and arabization even. Palestine has been a concept for millenia (if you read Palestine: a 4000 year history, this discusses this more) and its the intent to enact the final stages of settler colonialism by denying the concept of Palestine through the settlement of AlAqsa. I think it's a shallow analysis to say "what does the ibrahimi mosque have to do with anything" but Ibrahimi mosque is also one of the most important mosques in Islam and now Muslims are barely allowed there. Many believe it's the template for what they want to do in AlAqsa.

There's more but like, it does feel like saying "Well Muslims built AlAqsa on Temple Mount. It's their fault we want to demolish it." But then ignore the fact that most Islamic and Christian places of worship are essentially confiscated from Palestinians and their existence as Palestinians is criminalized even in their own homes, as theyre under threat of being arrested in the middle of the night. And there's not the same level of outrage for basic apartheid laws. In my opinion, you should be more concerned with that than the one place Israelis are not allowed.

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anachronistic-falsehood · 26 days ago

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hi king how was the worm did you enjoy the worm how many Normal Feelings did that fucking d&d ending give you because they fucking. DEMOLISH me every time I think about it

I ENJOYED THE WORM I ENJOYED THE WORM SO FUCKING MUCH. GODDDD. SHAPE IM GOING TO THROW UP AND DIE BADLY. god. okay. alright. locking the fuck in im going to just rant about literally everything holy shit

ok so first of all taylor. TAYLOR. holy shit dude. girl who makes good decisions!!!!! sooo many good decisions!!! amy you have to alter my brain you have to do it to defeat scion you have to do it!!! im going to explode!!! taylor hebert thinking about how things could potentially help in the long term but never ever thinking about how her decisions effect people in the short term!!!! not thinking about how rachel and lisa and anyone else would feel seeing her ruin herself in a crazy attempt to get more powerful to defeat scion!!!!! GOD!!! and after the fact when she was talking with contessa, she admitted she would have done it differently. she REGRETTED IT. she has never ever admitted that she regretted any of her plans BUT SHE REGRETTED THIS ONE. SHE WOULD HAVE DONE IT DIFFERENTLY. HEAD IN FUCKING HANDS. TAYLOR HEBERT ADMITS SHE DID SOMETHING STUPID!!!!

and she's in another world with her dad now. hang on i sent messages 2 the hornfreaker discord that perfectly encapsulate my feelings about her i'll just put them here if i think about her for too long i feel like eating my carpet

ALSO DEFIANT. OKAY. DEFIANT. drives me fucking crazy that taylor was controlling all of the tinkers and having them make a huge fucking machine and the first time she had them use it she "gave defiant the honour of flicking the switch" <<EXACT PHRASING. like she KNEW that was something he'd want to do so she made him do it!!!!!! and i talked abt this in the discord too but i dont wanna scroll back that far to find my messages but when the tinkers left her influence they kept fucking building it!!!! and i just know defiant was the one to convince the others to keep working on it once she wasn't controlling them!!! i just fucking know it!!!! he would have been pissed about being controlled but he and taylor are So Fucking Similar he would have UNDERSTOOD what she was doing and pushed to make her plan happen. AND WHEN THE DEVICE WAS READY. HE WAS THE ONE AT THE SWITCH AGAIN. BUT WILLINGLY THIS TIME. THAT DRIVES ME FUCKING CRAZY. the story started because of taylor and colin and it fucking ended because of taylor and colin. it started with them at odds and ended because of them working together. AUGHHHHH

AND D&D OUAGHHGHHHHH THEYRE SO FUCKING. IMPORTANT TO ME. SHE'S FREE NOW. SHE'S FUCKING FREE. NO TEACHER IN HER CODE NO ONE FUCKING AROUND WITH HER MIND ANYMORE. NO ONE CHANGING HER AGAINST HER WILL. SHE'S FREE AND DEFIANT FREED HER. BUT ALSO SHE FREED HERSELF BECAUSE SHE MERGED WITH PANDORA WHICH WAS LITERALLY AN EARLIER VERSION OF HERSELF. IM GONNA EAT LEAD. THEY DID IT. SHE'S FUCKING FREE. SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS NOW. dude if you had told me back when i was reading the aftermath of the leviathan fight that colin arm master wallis would be one of my favourite characters ever i would have spit on you and cursed your name and thrown you out a window or something. god. he and dragon are so everything to me. im gonna throw up and die. he's no longer zeus he's content being a hephaestus....... "my worst days with you are better than my best days alone" "you saved me" "i never thought i would be a cape wife" im going to eat my carpet

#wormposting #worm spoilers #HEAD IN FUCKING HANDS!!!!!

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merrysithmas · 1 year ago

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Thoughts on the fact we're getting a lando series 💀

I REALLY LIKED the SOLO movie and I thought it was EASILY Disney's best Star Wars project before Andor. It had a charismatic cast, a great atmosphere, beautiful set design, a compelling arc for Han, and a great set up for a followup project - but Disney went apeshit after it lost money and blacklisted it for NO reason, not understanding it was the Sequels & how they demolished Luke Skywalker which angered fans... not Solo.

[which also could have been easily fixed as the next movie was called The RISE of Skywalker and the most powerful Jedi of his age Luke couldve, with practically no effort, literally... been resurrected, but I digress]

So I really like Donald Glover as Lando and I think he'd be amazing in a series (he is writing it too), and I would hope they'd include Alden's Han as well -- but this shouldve happened years and years ago & frankly the audience and goodwill for it is absolutely gone now.

Like fans actively root for Disney's Star Wars projects to fail... that's... bad. And tbh not unjustified.

Disney was too chickenshit to stand behind recasting (Alden was a GREAT Han and Glover was a GREAT Lando) - and now theyre in a swamp mess of AI cgi insanity while the whole creative world revolts against AI lmao. Instead of just casting Julliard graduate Graham Hamilton as Luke and rebooting the OG trio for a Heir to the Empire trilogy (what everyone wants) they're busy.... dragging The Mandalorian behind a shed and axing it to death by giving the show over to a deeply generally unknown (and OOC) Filoni original character Bo Katan who was originally conceived in TCW to be unlikeable intentionally within the narrative?

I'm sure the Lando show would've been great, but they already cancelled Lando twice and I'm sure they will again. Every single SW project Disney has announced has been cancelled including, already, the first bricks of their repulsive MCU Mando verse lol. Which was just announced in April 😂

It's just... busted.

I doubt Lando will ever exist & if it does I'll never give Disney my money about it.

Lando has been one of my fav sw characters forever, so its just bewildering it has gotten to this point.

#thanks for giving me more fuel bestie looool #star wars #ask #choiiminho

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etoilesbienne · 1 year ago

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If you're still doing the unpopular opinion ask game: my unpopular opinion is that people need to stop seeing Bagina as the "female guapoduo" because it's not. Bagi's character is always being misinterpreted with traits that belong to Cellbit (like her being secretive- while she can keep secrets, she's more of an open book. If she believes something she'll say it- like when she told Jaiden she hated Cucurucho and wanted to kill everything it loves. This is a little more nitpicky and I'm not that upset by it but so many fics have Bagi drink coffee and love it 😭 she's made it so clear she prefers tea and hates coffeeee) Although a lot of Bagi's lore does involve Cellbit, Bagi is her own character and not just an extension of Cellbit. Also, Tina is NOT an extension of Foolish (even though they're bffs irl they have limited interactions in game, and even if their cubitos were bffs that doesn't mean you can demolish her character to someone that revolves around Foolish).

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

LITERALLY YOURE SO FUCKIBG RIGHTTTT IM SO SICK OF TINA & BAGI GETTING TURNED INTO CHARACTER EXTENSIONS FOR MEN AROUND THEM.

theyre both such rich characters who have crazy levels of thought put into their actions and tina in particular makes me go fucking crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tina getting turned into foolishs bestie is specifically egregious because of how much of her characterization is to do with how she feels like no one prioritizes her & she even talks about how she feels like qtina puts way more into her relationship with qfoolish than he does in return. LIKE COME ON KNOW THESE BASIC FACTS OF HER FUCKING CHARACTERRRRR

#asks

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reachartwork · 7 months ago

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DEVLOG #7 lets talk about getting sick and dying

this devlog is more theoretical given that i havent begun implementation yet but i do feel very solid on the systems in question.

so, i've been thinking about how to make status effects and ailments in GITFD feel a bit more realistic and impactful than your typical JRPG fare. you know, where getting poisoned just means watching a little health tick away after each battle and then magically being cured when the fight's over.

i want players to really feel the consequences of their actions and the dangers of the dungeon. if you get poisoned, that's not just a minor inconvenience - it's a serious problem that's going to stick with you for a while. we're talking in-game hours or even days, depending on the severity. and it's not going away on its own either - you'll need to find the right cure or treatment to get back in fighting shape.

so in the game there is not one generic "poisoned" status - there are 12. there's also not one generic "sickness" status - there are another 12. each one shows up on the UI as "poisoned" or "ill". but they're all different, and they all have different symptoms, and they are all cured differently. or, if you have HP to spare, you can have your cleric party member cure it which will cause you to painfully vomit up all the toxins in exchange for a max hp reduction.

the intent is to reward preparedness and memorization. the first time you are bitten by the first stratum snake your character will convulse painfully and die as you attempt to apply antivenom made from bee stingers unsuccessfully. the second time you will go out of your way to lure in snakes and kill them for their venom glands so you can get antivenom.

plus, enemies are NOT immune to poison. you can, in fact, poison a snake with spider venom and vice versa. they're generally only immune when its their own venoms or if theyre something that logically cant be poisoned like ghosts or golems. i HATE when jrpgs give you the ability to utilize every status effect and then they just universally whiff on all the hardest enemies. stupid! stupid! no, if a boss has eyes you can blind it and if it is an animal that logically requires sleep you can magically put it to sleep. if you do not master the art of inflicting status effects right back on enemies you will die, over and over, hilariously.

anyway back to the symptoms. every poison/illness uses the same generic poison icon (i havent made one for illnesses yet but i will)

that is, until you have successfully manually cured it at least once (without using the 'cure all poisons' spell), in which case you'll get a different icon representing what it is as well as an actually helpful tooltip. or you can read about it in an in-game book which will also identify it. how do you identify what poison is what? inflictor and symptomology. a mundane snake will only ever inflict you with mundane poisons like hemotoxins, neurotoxins, cytotoxins, and cardiotoxins. you'll never recieve a corrosive, or a magitoxin, or a mycotoxin from a normal snake. so then you have to figure out which of the options it could be by observing symptoms. if the character begins randomly bleeding it's probably a hemotoxin, and generally a given enemy will reliably inflict the same form of status effects from run to run.

the intent here is to reward knowledge without doing the coffee break roguelite thing of "you are continually getting stronger through artificial means until you can just roll over the game" because that demolishes the game's natural difficulty curve. you get stronger in GO INTO THE FUCKING DUNGEON by getting smarter, and being more prepared, and carrying your knowledge from run to run.

all of the above applies to illnesses, too, like tetanus and sepsis. you can get lockjaw in this game. you can even get lyme disease.

this seems almost miserable to most neurotypical people i ask about this but to me this is the RPG i've always wanted to play. its like having an OSR dm locked up in my basement.

GO INTO THE FUCKING DUNGEON!

#indie game #indie dev #development #rpg #devlog #go into the fucking dungeon

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e8luhs · 1 year ago

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some questions...3, 10, 12, 16, 23

3.) any recurring images/elements?

the main one i can think of is circles/orbs to be honest. heres my collection of circles and whatnot

praying that tumblr doesnt demolish the quality of this image entirely btw

10.) if your story is titled, why did you choose that title?

"refactoring" is just a term for rehashing already existing code without changing how it actually works externally. it doesnt really have like, a connection to the story i guess outside of the fact that it has to do with coding. i just liked how it sounded more than anything

12.) okay be honest. pick a favorite oc from this ocverse.

answered this one already but like (waves my #1 lea lucas fan flag again)

16.) imagine the entire story takes place but in the meantime the characters all also have tumblr. what kind of (terrible) tumblr posts would happen?

mavis: throughout the entire story is just posting shit like "bro im literally just a guy. i am literally just a little guy and im fucking sitting here." because shes like the most wanted dead or alive guy in the world basically. catriona / silas / lea: i honestly cant imagine that theyd post anything Personal because theyre all in the public eye. maybe if they had sectioned off private accounts they would.... like silas' leahead stan account swag kirabo: posting pictures of cool places and findings and friends and animals for sure. a little bit bad at social media but i think the way that they are bad at social media is very charming and cute. like (shaky picture of deer taken with their phone) look at this thang type stuff. trinity: also bad at social media but its not in a cutesy way like kirabos is. i literally have no idea what they would post because they have complexes vladimir: he would NOT use tumblr he would use reddit. but if he did use tumblr i assume hed just use it as a place for archiving his journal entries digitally. funny answer though? he would post that stupid like Moving in silence big things coming bullshit. like shut the fuck up man

23.) describe how everyones character gets butchered once in the public eye?

answered here :)

#ask #OKAY FINALLY DONE WITH ALL THE MESSAGES I GOT FOR THIS SORRY GUYS #also thank you for asking btw :)

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transflynnscifo · 3 months ago

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ok new dnk update thoughts after having read it as a mental treat wahoo

so anyway my thoughts on this being the Beginnings of how the lower quarter starts getting taxxed was correct. what surprised me was the novels taking into account the fact that we only see the fountain area of the lower quarter in vesperia and fully embrace it

for the longest time ive assumed we simply do not see most of the streets because we dont really need to see everything, in fact i still think that we dont see the full area of it. but i like that besides establishing

1. the lower quarter is only one of the lower quarter districts in zaphias and theyre all their communities (at the very least, yuri and flynns lower quarter is very community-oriented)

BUT ALSO

2. "because of the conditions given by godonan everyone decides to find houses that were close enough to each other. and they consider the houses around the fountain"

because ultimately the novels didnt need to establish so many events that lead to How the lower quarter operated by the events of vesperia. and yet i am extremely fascinated by the way they decided to go about it and to show how things developed while yuri and flynn were growing up.

i like that besides it being the story of yuri and flynn meeting + growing up together, its also the story of the lower quarter community and how its presence helped further shape yuri and flynns worldviews. theres more thoughts brewing in my brain but my thesis has thoroughly cooked it

(also rip x 10000 to flynn. i know part of why hes miserable here beyond his usual pear wriggler is the fact that the place he and his mom had lived in is going to get demolished for sure)

#woe tovposting be upon ye #the mind zone got me but all it found was my remains

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waloeders · 1 year ago

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the updated kosmos timeline/backstory is essentially:

*proceeds to write the longest most convoluted setup ever*

1) clive experiences the events of the entire game, gets to origin, where there's a bunch of horrible stuff, and instead of using the magic gathered to destroy origin, he makes a desperate attempt to travel back in time to fix everything, save the ones he loves and such

2) this is widely regarded as a terrible idea. but it works! kind of. he goes back to a few days before the start of the game, when he was an imperial bearer, except when he wakes up: kosmos is there.

3) hijinks ensue. he tells kosmos to go to lostwing and tell them cid sent him (they have yet to admit to clive literally anything, he just thinks theyre some rando in the woods abt to be caught+killed by his imperial buddies)

4) later, after clives saved jill, taken (+killed) benediktas powers and also reunited with joshua, they meet again. clive, cid, joshua n jote end up in lostwing and he sees them again and is like hold on. i never met them originally 🤨

5) more hijinks but they eventually figure out everyones on the same side, team "fuck ultima up" is partially formed and kosmos joins

6) back to cids hideaway! clive explains all, kosmos chimes in every now n then with extra tibits and together they come up with a plan to kill ultima before destroying the remaining mother crystals. also, they hope to recruit barnabas n maybe even kupka to fight against ultima

7) at some point? clive, jill and cid fight kupka and he takes on all 3 (shiva, ramuh, titan) powers. fun fact: doing this when far away from kosmos, hurts them! so its best to keep them closeby [they dont find this out until after titan]

8) clive confronts odin at belarus tor while cid distracts slepnir, joshua talks with dion, jill tries to prevent collateral damage during the fight and kosmos is there to back up jill

9) big fight, clive wins n takes odin powers and barnabas is an awkward third wheel to ultima "wow i love mythos" mcgee, which is when he discovers that no humans, not even ultimas followers were going to end up in the new world. this does wonders for his religious beliefs [read: absolutely demolishes them n hes in denial abt it for a while]

10) barnabas ends up being taken captive n back to the hideaway, meets kosmos on the travel back and immediately is like. okay this guys weakest for sure, i can definitely take him in a fight, even hands tied, maybe even manipulate him into joining my team! which is how they end up ridin the same chocoboro back n talkin lots

11) during his time captive in the hideaway, they get closer but at some point, maybe when clive and cid are meeting up with joshua n dion to plan how to handle ultimas fake half brother of dion/clive/joshua, barnabas escapes, takin kosmos hostage along the way

12) they end up back in waloed at the tower and barnabas has an argument with ultima for the first time ever. ultima doesnt like this and he also seems to recognise kosmos as, in fact, kosmos, not just some random dude like everyone else thinks

13) hes like ayo. kill kosmos ffs. that things kosmos, i taught u abt him hes dangerous and mean. and barnabas is like 🤨 hmm???? what??? no i dont wanna do that, ur not even takin me to the promiseland

14) *ultima cast eldritch blast* no but like yeah he just goes fuck it, i can manage a spell strong enough to kill these two (mainly kos cuz hes actually dangerous/a threat to him)

15) somehow, kosmos blocks it (unknowingly causing a massive shockwave across valisthea) and then teleports the two of them back to the middle of the hideaway aaaand passes out. 10/10. no notes

16) during his recovery, barnabas barely leaves his side unless slepnir stays. hes kinda in-out for it but he does get close + familiar with slepnir and also has a funny fever moment

17) later end of recovery, he gets moved back to his own room, which is when my prev fic is set :3

18) slepnir also joins after the events, i just havent decided on how it reads. so they just have a sleep/cuddle pile together :3 cute ! <3

yeah then idk just yet. i have some ideas abt havin a big group dight with ultima n the way barnabas acts bc of this new relationship + complete shifting of his personal/religious(?) beliefs. like at first he absolutely just goes yeah ill transfer it to someone else like mythos/clive and follow him instead. and then wait, kosmos stands up to ultima, hes so powerful wow! no, right, he should follow them instead.

u know what, follow me to therapy. go to therapy !! its an interesting dynamic to say the least.

kosmos and his dog that bites and his dogs horse who is also his horse that kicks. and kosmos, who just goes :( thats not nice.

if u read all this a) im sorry b) thank youuuu 🥰🥰 i hope this makes some sense even to ppl who havent played the game/dont know the storyline <3

#jupiter.speaks #👤.kosmos #> this makes sense to me. at least. also u dont have to read all that at some point i will write these bits #> but im intending to follow 3rd person introspective for kosmos(me) rather than jumping around #> this is. so extensive but i have the vision here okay. i will write it eeh.#> nyway i am done with work+carers today so !!!! game night time <3 and maybe i write more after ehehe

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baelmoder · 2 years ago

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fuck all countries actually

god i love the fact that nobody seems to be reading this shit whatsoever, and even /i/ dont seem to be capable of finding my own posts. this is the best. Anyway if it were possible i would destroy china, the us and russia overnight Why us should be obvious by now. why russia even more so. but i think even that gains a bit more context when i say china. So why china? Well, its not about the billionaires disappearing. hell, fucking shoot them on live television. i might even tune in. its not even about hong kong, i disagree with the methods sure, maybe i think they should have independence too? But yeah, these people are absolutely lapdogs of the western state. they want democracy, and thats undeniable a good thing. but what they want is a western democracy, and that's capitalism and less government and shit like that. its garbage and articulably a threat to the marxist project. i get it

what i have issue is, is xinjiang. and with them censoring gay stories, or even stories that are slightly queer coded. straight up banned "unconventional gender roles" from television. some people adapted a gay wuxia comic, then watered it down until it was all subtext, and that wasnt enough. the state had to step in and say "no guys with long hair that write poetry period". Its this that is telling I can see why billionaires and hong kong activists are threats to the chinese marxist project, they are explicitly or implicitly aligned with western propaganda. but in xinjiang and for these queer media creators, they arent even slightly westernised. there are some xinjiang activists who use western ideas to characterise their oppression, but mostly these are just muslim people living boring ass sub-political-aware i.e. not-woke lives who are slightly uncomfortable with the way the state seems to fear and hate them. these chinese fujoshi arent talking about lgbt lmao. But it's telling. it's concerning that, to the chinese state it's not enough to openly state that you prefer western modes of government, or it's not enough that you identify with concepts that are very coded by the same things. simply *existing* outisde of the things they recognise is threatening already. you dont have to be a black lives matter acitivist, or a member of a queer rights movement. you only have to be a muslim, or effemiate. you might even like the state, really. but simply choosing to be on your own, to be private community, to exist simply in a weird way, already threatens what theyre planning to do. And if that's the case, what theyre planning to do couldnt be marxism. they're not seeking to emancipate the working class or to demolish the bourgoise ownership of the means of production. theyre seeking to elevate a proleteriat volk, a people who to them, are chinese speaking bodies that have a strong desire to work, to marry and reproduce, and who have absolute faith in their hierarchical organisation and its visions of prosperity. Thats not fucking marxism. this is something that will kill me these is something who will kill something even less than me And the people who have failed to understand this, even if they are jewish, or autistic, or marxists, have been the same people who consistently refuse to listen, who even in their best intentions are always paternalists with a saviour complex, who will write over your existence to make you a perfect scapegoat or sacrifice, a symbol aligned

and i refuse to stand for this

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wu-kongs · 2 years ago

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Yeah shadow does have other forms. Like the giant smoke monster, it's in the 2nd ask we had. While they normally stay as macaque's shadow, their consciousness can go into any shadow macaque makes. It's limited though, if macaque makes 20 shadow clones, shadow can only get into and control one of them. They also can't actually feel anything, so no temperature, pain, textures, etc. Though maybe wukong can find a way to hurt them, if anyone can do it is him.

In the future macaque will suggest making a permanent shadow clone for shadow to be fully their own person but shadow actually prefers being macaque's literal shadow. Kind of frustrating for shadow that everyone want them to be their own person, but others don't understand theyre not a person, and they don't want to be a person.

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The personhood topic from above is kind of complex. Shadow is right they're not a person like others are people. They were 'born' with the mission to be macaque's secret friend and make him happy and that is rooted into their soul, it's their purpose. No matter what, that won't change. But they're no longer just a unthinking force of nature, and while they were only semi sentient for the majority of their existence, by a few years of macaque constantly being around MK and wukong they will be fully sentient. What exactly does that mean for them? Shadow has no idea and it hurts their head just trying to think about it. Honestly they're happy being macaque's and thats all they need really

Shadow is he/they. They normally use they but doesn't care which one is used. What they do care about is being called she, that repulsed them to the very core (honestly this is fueled by my hc on trans macaque)

Ironically if wukong and macaque hadn't started becoming friends again shadow would have never been able to erase Mac memories. It's a combo of shadow only previously been passively looking before into a way to make macaque forget, and the fact wukong's aura/magic made them smarter. Shadowpeach increased hang outs gave shadow the motivation and the means

Post memory arc and post heightened sentience, Shadow get a small crush on Tang. It's truly small and wouldn't go anywhere since tang is married to pigsy. But bc of it they spend a significant amount of time trying to set macaque and tang (and by extension pigsy) up. It's 30% motivated by believing tang is perfect for them/Mac, and 70% wanting to demolish the romance they see reblossoming for shadowpeach. "macaque you can do so much better please"

They find cats extremely creepy, they're one of the few animals that just seem to know they're not a normal shadow. Since macaque is a cat magnet, this has caused shadow endless suffering. After they're known, macaque will threaten cat time if shadow is overstepping

When shadow is mentally talking to macaque he sounds like normal macaque, it's part of the reason macaque always thought shadow influencing him was his own ideas. But when they talk for real, they sound like a very raspy and chocked up macaque, the exact voice macaque had as he was dying and begging for his life. This adds to another reason why wukong don't get along with shadow

will shadow ever express that they have no interest in being their own person and are content as simply being what they already are? it'd be frustrating to me if everyone kept tryna push for me to do something i don't want to do.

also does it... not wig macaque out that he has this whole other part of him that he's not really able to control? that's been influencing his thoughts and actions and has the potential to completely change who he is? i don't know if you were imagining macaque having a full-on identity crisis about this or if it was just kinda something that was handwave-y for you. (not that it has to be anything but handwave-y, that's fine too)

when it comes to macaque rekindling his relationship with wukong, does he draw a firm line about that to shadow? them butting heads over who he should be with seems... troublesome.

#ask #anonymous #welcome to the chamber of o-commerce

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duckugou · 3 years ago

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golden

Kenma x GN!reader

Im trying to stray away from my comfort zone of just writing readers that use she/her so bear with me

sorry if this lowkey sucks but it was inspired by harry styles song golden

cw: big cursing, huge fluff, strangers to friends to lovers, comfort, aged up!

come to my asks to be a part of my taglist! just let me know what kinds of fics/ what fandom/ what characters/ etc you want to be tagged in!

Requests are open!!

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Being a streamer comes with perks. Being comfy at home, not having to face people in real life every day, playing games, typical shit. Another perk is making good friends.

Meeting people on a voice chat is common for Kenma -guys and gals alike. What he wasnt expecting one night was the sweetest voice on the other end of his headphones.

"You're all fucks- I'm better at this game than all of you combined. Try me."

To think that was the sentence that made Kenma's ears perk up and burn.

"What the hell ever- we have the great Kodzuken on our side." One of the guys said, half joking half dead serious.

"Oh yeah, he isn't even speaking up to defend your pussy asses- probably knows I could beat him too." You could hear the smirk in that last part.

"U-uh, no. You can't beat me. Nobody can actually. Not at this game." Kenma rebutted , confident in his gaming skills but not so much his speaking skills to this stranger.

"Oh man, you certainly sound confident. Come on, Kodzuken- 1v1 me then. Show me who the best really is."

Kenma suddenly felt nervous. Should he really demolish this stranger? Isn't it polite to let the person you like win? He didn't like this person yet but god their voice was attractive.

"Fine. Send the request." He decided.

"Sent, fucker."

The game resulted in a tie because this stranger actually knew what they were doing. They both threw friendly insults at each other the whole time of course, making each of them laugh a little.

"Okay fine. The great Kodzuken himself almost beat me. Im almost honored to have a great streamer almost beat me."

"Well you almost beat me too- uh-" Kenma stuttered over the fact that he didn't know how to address this stranger.

"Oh! Call me Y/n." The person giggled.

"You can uh, call me Kenma."

"Oh you don't want me to repeat your title over and over like everyone else?" They laughed.

"No, friends don't call me that. They use my name name." His ears were burning.

"Friends, huh? Guess that means you owe me your number so we can schedule a rematch where I can properly beat your ass."

"Huh, guess so."

A few months had gone by and Y/n and Kenma were as close as they could be. They found out they live close by each other and began hanging out a lot.

Y/n would be in the back of his streams on occasion and wouldn't hesitate to speak up during them. Thats the thing about Y/n. They've always been so outspoken. Since the start. Everything they talk about comes so easy to Y/n. Nothing is held back. Kenma knows everything about them. He on the other hand is still a bit closed off. Quiet. The two are so opposite yet so alike. Kenma doesn't speak much about himself, opting to listen.

Especially when talking about past relationships.

One night, they were sat in Kenmas room in separate chairs, letting conversations flow.

"So, you've dated but why have the relationships ended?" Y/n asked.

"Ah, I dont know- its not important. Why did yours end?" Kenma flipped the question as he always does.

"One guy cheated," Y/n tossed a piece of popcorn in the air, missing their mouth and brushing it off. "One girl left because she was leaving for school, and one guy just didn't mesh with me. Your turn." Y/n pushed the question back.

"Uh- well. I don't click with people easily. I'm pretty closed off so when I date it usually ends in hurt feelings by accident or they get sick of me." Kenma finally admitted.

"Huh." Y/n flopped onto their stomach on the bed after setting down the popcorn. "Don't you like anyone though? Like- if you liked someone enough, do you think you would give opening up a shot?"

"I mean I guess. Nobody ever takes the time to...pry me open." That got a laugh out of Y/n. Good. "But yeah I do like someone."

Sitting up suddenly, Y/n became visibly excited.

"TELL ME WHO."

"No god no- it isnt important." Kenmas ears burned again.

"Come onnnnn. Its gotta be someone big time cool to earn your heart. I have to approve."

Y/n pulled Kenma from his chair to the bed, not letting go of his hand as he sat down.

"Theyre very cool- and very sweet. Understanding. Someone who stands up for me and makes me comfortable-" Kenma began gushing.

"Do I know them?" Y/n interrupted.

"Y-yeah. You sure do." Kenma scratched the back of his neck.

"Oooh ok, a guessing game. Describe them more- their looks!" Y/n held his hand tighter, bouncing up and down with excitement.

"Well- ok." Kenma took a deep breath and decided he could be vague enough. "Theyre short. As short if not shorter than me. Competitive. Very cute smile-"

"TOO VAGUE give me the JUICY DETAILS" Y/n pushed.

"They uh- they have..pretty eyes." He was staring at this point, eyes wandering around Y/ns face to find more things to describe. "cute nose too I guess. Squishy cheeks. Glasse-"

"WHO THE HELL IS IT KENMA- its starting to sound like youre describing me." Y/n laughed.

"No- I'm totally not!" Kenma rushed.

"Tell this person you like them. You look so happy when you talk about them. Its kind of sickening."

"I can't just do that." Kenma stated flatly.

"Yeah you can."

"No-"

"DO ITTTT. Nothing to be scared of- it's CUTE. They would be dumb to not like you."

Kenma sighed, knowing he couldn't tell Y/n the truth about who he liked. What does he usually do when he's put in a corner like this? Oh thats right-

"Who do you like then Y/n?" He asked, proud of himself for deflecting again.

"Oh thats easy. You." Y/n said, letting go of his hand and laying back on the bed, leaving Kenma sitting up and stunned.

"What? No I mean a crush idiot. Who do you liiikkkeee?" Kenma pushed, hoping he didn't hear Y/n wrong.

"You, Kenma. I've had a crush since our first tie in a game. Thought that was obvious-"

Kenma flopped back on the bed as well. The both of them looking at each other.

"Oh. My person is uh... really... open and honest." Kenma said quietly.

"Is that why you wont tell them?" Y/n asked just as hushed.

"Yeah... what if right now they say yes but then their feelings change one day? That would hurt so bad. Worse than not telling them ever." He whispered.

There was silence. They knew what they both just admitted. Kenmas heart started racing. This might've fucked everything up. He might lose them. But they like him too so why is he so scared?

Y/n held his hand again.

"I know that youre scared because I'm so open...but hey... If you wanna give it a try..." Y/n whispered, scared about whether or not their honesty fucked them over.

"You might be right this time Y/n." Kenma whispered.

The space between them was closed due to both of them being drawn together like magnets in that moment. A sweet kiss.

"Let's try it then. I'll work on... being more open if you'd like." Kenma said.

"Kenma. I dont want you to change one bit. I like you the way you are."

Acceptance. It was the best thing Kenma has ever felt.

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