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cant believe im watching people muckraking allison fucking bechdel over a dumbass tumblr poll about whether her or hussie wrote better queer media. you people will start flame wars over anything. especially when you're trying to say she's less problematic than Andrew Motherfucking Hussie. what planet am I on did we all forget like everything hussie has done like. ever
#spinning my web#like holy fuck lmao#this just in: allison bechdel said something stupid 7 years ago#she also works with trans activists *now* so...#do we wanna start pulling out the hussie receipts?#to be clear: i dont give a shit#bechdel is just some gal. hussie is just some person.#why are you guys actually getting up in arms over this
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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
WERE THEY FLIRTING WITH ME???? I JUST NOW PUT THIS CONVERSATION TOGETHER, 10 YEARS LATER. SO SMOOTH I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT HAPPEN.
#YOOOOOOOOOOO#IF THIS WAS U PLS HAVE A LAUGH AT HOW FUCKING CLUELESS I AM#HOLY FUCK I AM SO HI RN I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THIS POST FOR LIKE AN HOUR#SHITPOST.EXE#GIF WARNING#SMOOTH MOVE#LIKE HOLY FUCK LMAO#HOMESTUCK#THATS FOR A TW IDK WHO NEEDS TO TW HOMESTUCK IN 2023 BUT YOURE VALID AND I DONT WANT TO HAM YOUR STEAK
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my god bbno$ just got invited to riot hq because of the jayvik livestream either they're gonna tap him for jayvik marketing ideas or christian linke himself is gonna take him out back and shoot him
#jayvik#this man's last words to the jayvik groupchat were 'I WILL CANON' my yaoi brother in arms you fight on the front lines for us#something either really good or really bad is gonna happen tomorrow and we probably won't find out about it lmao#because if it's good he'll be under NDA and if it's bad well. he either won't be able or won't want to tell us asfdsgfdhgf#as someone pointed out on twitter if this was a cease and desist they almost certainly would have just emailed that#bringing him all the way to the office?? crossing my fingers it's like. a music collab or an official riot games viktor cosplay request#(hey they did it in brazil and those two were jayviking it up sooooo)#ideally riot was just fucking blown away by the engagement online for this livestream (we're still at 112k posts trending)#and were scrambling to figure out how they can capitalize off of it hopefully seeing the bonkers market for jayvik#the fact that he got this call THE IMMEDIATE DAY AFTER THE LIVESTREAM like holy shit yknow. it's gonna be big#one way or the other#godspeed my man. be careful with him he's a hero#can you feel the winds shifting? in what direction is yet to be seen but. it's like the arcane's waking up yknow
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My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?
Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.
Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?
Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.
Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.
Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.
I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.
#castlevania#castlevania nocturne#trevor belmont#julia belmont#richter belmont#juste belmont#lmao these loser keep getting owned i love them so much#they're my long line of sad blorbos#the clan of faceplanting during every new interaction#trevor and leon must've been cheering in heaven#while leon's wife plus sypha plus greta for good measure all watch in shame#like holy fuck guys#i love them your honor#paprikash ramblings
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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.
#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated#if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem#on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck#thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides#roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too#but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something#shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head#how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like#a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap#i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities#and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm#she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting#(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them#and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head#if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened#i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers#im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair#but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out#meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally
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"Whoever wrote this shit fucking hates Origins or has never played it and no fukkin clue what the hell the Grey Wardens even are. But it is really no coincidence, the Grey Wardens have been treated like shit in every single game (x)"
Couldn't have said it better.
But also wooah, I thought I have seen all of New Bioware's disdain for all that came before them™ by now, but this here, going complete scorched earth, is yet another level of spite for the old games and the people who worked on them (and left/were fired without severance pay since then) that even I would have not expected. Way to spit in the faces of longtime fans, "bioware" Good job!!! 🤢🤢🤢
Fuck this game, srlsy.
#needless to say nothing of this makes any goddamn sense but what else is new lmao#story coherence and logic? We don't know her :))))#tho you gotta admire their commitment to treat the wardens like utter shit in every game :)))#but holy shit this is an unmatched level of petty and spite even for them#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#bioware critical#like whoa#fuck them srsly#veilguard critical#dragon age critical#not really more like#datv critical#I waited ten years to be insulted like this? Hahahahaha... no I refuse#veilguard really is the worst fever dream and i want off this ride
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Idk what they're saying but Hancock's grabbing his ass for sure
I can't believe a ghoul and a synth could be so in love holy fuck
#my art#valencock#stop destroying my image quality tumblr mobile!!! ive spent the last 30mins changing the file size and quality around and it still looks as#i didnt even plan on drawing this i was just sketching and figured id run with it#i know the colors are a bit dark but im going for a feel okay#i really dont draw much but the last week ive been churning and burning holy hell#mostly au stuff that like so many other things will never be posted lmao#god i love these fucking DINKS#hancock fo4#nick valentine#also i drew them from memory so yeehaw cowboys
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Detective Conan vs. Kaitou KID Compilation Movie Posters
THEY LOOK SO GOOD OMG
#kaishin#detective conan#kaitou kid#edogawa conan#dcmk#I CAN BE NOT NORMAL IN THE TAGS RIGHT#COS AAAAHHHH LOOK AT THEEEEMMM#KAISHIN FUCKERS WE ARE EATING A WHOLE FUCKING MEAL#im assuming theyre reaninmating The First Encounter episode and several others?#BRUUUUUHHHH#HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO#it's like we're getting 2 kid kovies idc that the other one is recycled I WILL EAT EVERY CRUMB#yes i know i enable the cashcow-ery of dcmk im sorry ✋😔#it's kaishin dude i cant do anything about it 🤧#dc prattles#not sure about the exact details of this but i will be seated for anything LMAO
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guess who has two thumbs and passed out in the back of an A350???
#GOD. WHY?????#I got up to stretch my legs and just wanted to stand for a bit#the next thing I knew I was surrounded by concerned flight attendants who were INSISTING that I drink some water and apple juice#And I was just like “oh no this isn't for me I wasn't the person who asked for apple juice”#and it took me a HOT SECOND to realise that my ass was flat on the ground.#I have no idea wtf happened.#I usually feel severely nauseous before I faint...#Not this time#I had absolutely no fucking clue I was about to drop like a sack of bricks.#annoying.#SO GLAD I DIDN'T PISS MYSELF HOLY FUCK GUYS.#THAT FEAR IS REAL LET ME TELL YOU.#anyways#I'm fine. Just a bit emberassed lmao.
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how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!
@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.
(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)
(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)
That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.
So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.
In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#changeling danny au#danielle fenton#danny phantom#still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao#how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them.#dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac#but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of#his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling.#i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban#cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth.#. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :))#like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny.#vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up#stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved#catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad#some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand.#steal thy name. eat thy face fey
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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶
my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass
but still that tiny waist
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#c rambles#sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf#i just fucking jsaldjsjfs#but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense#i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good#its just that fucking waist lmao#k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh#also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs#like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf#how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once#in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game#my shit
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channeling my anxiety into this like feeding rocket fuel into a car (it blows up)
its finished, by the way (i say walking away from a burning wreck)
#cw blood#if you see this can you pray i dont get kicked out of where im staying right now LMAO#like dont have to say it out loud. keep me in your thoughts and prayers ill need it#no context to that at All but i apppreciate the prayer#hymns wips#really vibing with this piece holy fuck i did that shading? wild.
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the way the music died at just the right moment made this so perfect
#HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP#holy hell i'm brainstorming there will be an essay in the tags#da4#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#taash#i love how that phrase became a joke between them and got this far. and with lucanis being first talon#plus if you have taash assigned with the crows rook and teia comment on making them an honorary crow#i genuinely wonder if taash actually joins them and how it would go down#because on the one hand i imagine lucanis can just immediately let it happen no questions asked#but on the other hand the crows are more than what they appear to taash and it's not like people line up to join the crows#ANYWAY ignoring whether it's a good idea or not-- considering caterina's probably not far from passing#and illario being locked away (in my universe) House Dellamorte is down to one (1) and it's the first talon himself#so what if - dare i say it - lucanis takes taash under his wing and makes them part of house dellamorte#because taash has lost their family. lucanis has lost his. lucanis has since realised a family doesn't have to be by blood#and so lucanis is like 'you could be part of the dellamorte family. if you want. I won't be upset if you don't- i can find another house f-'#and taash is just 'fuck off you're joking of COURSE fuck yeah!'#and i imagine taash would want to be his personal bodyguard and lucanis is like NO that's too much stress and things you'd have to learn#and be aware of. and taash is like 'okay but how many crows do you know of that can breathe fire to threaten people'#and then spite dramatically intervenes with 'YES! FIRE!!!!!' and lucanis is right back in Tired Dad Mode lmao#ANYWAY i have a lot of feelings about their friendship
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i understand being grossed out by the confirmation that hugh jackman fully cheated on his wife with his coworker but y’all are being absolutely insane over this whole thing. if you’re out there grieving over a man you don’t know (and who is VERY MUCH ALIVE) i think you need to step back a little and maybe see a therapist to work things out and fix the way you’re letting a parasocial relationship take over your life like this 💀
#hugh jackman#i’ve seen some INSANE posts on here like i’m LITERALLY concerned for some of y’alls mental health/stability#it’s NOT normal to start whole ass conspiracy theories about his relationship and how she’s either a beard or he’s doing this to cover up#the blake lively scandal. i cannot press this enough this is NOT normal please see someone about this because holy fuck LMAO#i don’t understand how y’all are so surprised about it given the way he acts around women in interviews/in general LMAO he’s kissed and#touched other women multiple times unnecessarily during interviews lol#i think it was obvious from the start that he is Not a one woman man#don’t let questionable men trick you into defending them just because they’re attractive!#i’ve seen people deleting their entire blogs because they’re upset he’s dating someone which is delusional as fuck l
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Ideal ending to WCI is Luffy seeing Sanji cry and then awakening his devil fruit and unlocking Gear Fifth out of sheer RAGE and saying the classic line of “Who made you cry, Sanji?! I’ll DESTROY THEM!!!” and then proceeding to go on a rampage and fucking absolutely EVERYBODY up including the Vinsmokes, Pudding, AND the Big Mom Pirates. Toss in the trope of came back wrong and Sanji can immediately tell something is not right about this Luffy, whose smile is too wide, whose eyes are too distant, who continues to beat upon his enemies long after they’re down, who seems to take a sick sort of pleasure in hurting others, who grins and giggles and tells Sanji he’ll obliterate anything that makes him cry. Eventually he starts to scare Sanji so bad that even Luffy notices his reaction, and immediately turns on himself because if HE’S the one making Sanji cry then he’ll just have to destroy himself too. And that’s when Sanji finally leaps into action and does whatever he can to reach Luffy—including kissing him. Luckily that was exactly what Luffy needed to snap out of it, and when he comes to the Whole Cake Chateau is in broken pieces, the Big Mom Pirates are battered beyond fighting and the Vinsmokes are nowhere to be seen. And softly, tiredly, he asks if they won, if he can bring Sanji home, and Sanji cries again and says yes, take me home to the Sunny, I want to go home with you.
Meanwhile the rest of the Strawhats are like
#One Piece#Luffy#Monkey D Luffy#Sanlu#Lusan#Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#Really what I’m saying is that I want Luffy to go Gear Fifth during WCI. And there’s Sanlu involved.#LMAO#Also I remember reading a Gear 5 Luffy fic where he ties people together in knots. Like that’s FUCKED up#And he would ABSOLUTELY do that in this situation. For funsies. To be silly 🤪#Sanji watches in horror as Luffy uses somebody as a jumprope. To Luffy this is a Normal thing to do#Sanji torn between ‘Holy shit I’m so in love with him rn’ and ‘What the actual FUCK is that thing wearing Luffy’s face’#We’ll get eldritch god vibes up in here.#Luffy uses Conqueror’s Haki so powerful it even brings Big Mom down to her knees#Pudding starts crying out of fear and Luffy’s like :)))) Good. Suffer#He can be scary AND silly. As a treat#They had back to the Sunny eventually and Sanji’s like. Well. That happened#*head#(He also has to mentally process the fact that the regular Luffy—HIS Luffy—only came back to him after he kissed him)#(But again he doesn’t have time to unpack all that right now)#Shima speaks#Sorry it’s self indulgent hours over here. I’m getting sick again and I need some way to cope. Lol#(And I mean actually sick I’ve had the worst sore throat known to man since yesterday)
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WAIT do you only ship your posters in US?? i was so excited to buy one for so long😔😔😔
unfortunately yeah I’m only shipping within the US 😔 HOWEVER if you’d like to print one yourself you can get the digital art pack !!!!! I know printing is kinda pricey but it’s definitely cheaper than getting one from me ough
#WHY IS SHIPPING !!!! 20 FUCKING DOLLARS#ask#there’s also others you can print !! like if you want the holy ghosts on in a bigger size you can do that lmao
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