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Ok, I know we’re all hoping for a sweet “Loser, Baby” reprise between Angel and Husk…
But let me do you one better:
Angel singing a heartfelt reprise of “Poison” about how Husk is his cure.
#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#husk x angel dust#angel dust x husk#angel x husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#i literally cant#like can you imagine#guys i have brainrot#these guys have literally taken over my mind help
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The only way I’m allowing this guy to be an alpha is if there’s bitchin involved 😤
#stupid little au doodle I thought of#I need this guy to be bitched so bad#like can you imagine#this proud little alpha being held down on all fours by someone bigger and stronger and mounted until he cries#omg who said that#damn do I have to do everything myself#tired of cookin sometimes I wanna eat out too ya know or2#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#digital art#my art#fanart#kinda wanna eat him out too lol#aph germania#aph germany#hws germany#ludwig beilschmidt#hetalia au
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With "divorced parents vibe" for Tony and Dick, all I can see is the two of them arguing, and Peter in the background like "wow, it's been forever since I've had two living guardians at the same time-"
also, now I'm imagining Alfred and Happy exchanging stories of the dumbest things their billionaire employers have done lol
The stories that Alfred and Happy would tell each other? Holy shit. Need a show where it's just them complaining to each other over a Sunday brunch
#erinwantstowrite#ao3#leap of faith ao3#ao3 fanfic#thank you for the ask!#like can you IMAGINE#“one time he actually cried at a press release because I wouldn't kiss him on the cheek”#“I haven't had that happen but Master Bruce nearly impaled himself on a wooden sword as a child”
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becoming a grey warden would have fixed him by making him worse (←sebastian vael)
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that prank was crazy bc spiderbit divorce would make the island collapse im so serious
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buck and eddie should watch brokeback mountain for movie night and eddie just sobs through the second half of the movie (and buck is just holding him and reassuring him that it’s okay to cry and also kissing his forehead)
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Tower, thank you for your magic 💙💚
#ugh#spoilers#cr spoilers#dorym#CANON BABY#wahhhh oh my god#yeah idk that's the tenderest sweetest saddest loveliest thing#c3e111#critical role#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#UGH#both of them#robbie daymond#liam o'brien#bah#orym#orym x dorian#let me comfort you for once#like can you imagine#as the one who constantly has to be responsible#two people who love each other and get to imagine being FREE in each other's arms#it's fine#i want them to get more#okay gonna cry about it and dream it off#beautiful
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Im currently rewatching How to Train Your Dragon and it’s absolutely slaying me how Hiccup delivers the opening narration like he’s in therapy right now and like maybe the whole movie is actually just a recollection of recent traumatic events that he's venting about to a therapist
#like that was the first thing he did once he woke up from his coma#I guess Stoick really swallowed his pride and let hiccup go to therapy#can't imagine how embarrassed he'd be#a VIKING going to THERAPY??? SACRILEGIOUS#like can you IMAGINE#you know how it is with Vikings#they're all stoicism#I bet they don't even HAVE therapy#so I honestly don't know what I was thinking here#but anyway point is Jay Burachel deserves an OSCAR for his opening narration alone#how to train your dragon#httyd#hiccup and toothless#hiccup haddock#hiccup how to train your dragon#toothless#dreamworks
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It’s good that they did this challenge before Charles’ baggy pants era because getting his wide jeans into the race suit would have been a challenge on its own
#like can you imagine#he would have struggled so much#or just taken them off... so maybe we need this challenge again#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#f1#formula 1#mypost#c2 challenge
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What do you think Louis would have looked like had The Incident never happened and he lived up to Domi's age in the present if canon? What would him and Noé's dynamic look like? And also imagine the massive love triangle of him, Noé, and Vanitas.... That'd be fascinating. 2 emo boys vying for his attention.
If Louis had lived, I imagine he wouldn’t of changed too much. Maybe have longer hair, and a different style? (I drew him pretty in canon tho hah)
If this was the case, my head canon is Noé and Vanitas meet in the same way, only he’s looking for a cure for Louis and Vanitas manages to give him his name back. So I think his relationship with Vanitas would be more or less the same. If anything he’d have more admiration for him for saving his friend. I do think he and Louis would be romantically involved but with Vanitas added to the mix? I can’t decide if Louis would absolutely love him, because they’re so similar or absolutely despise him for the same reasons 😂
I do see them tormenting Noé to no end hence the doodle 😂
(Just realized I don’t know the ship name for Louis x Noé. Lounoé?)
#thanks for the ask!#vnc ask blog#ask calli#I love this idea so much#like can you imagine#it would be utter chaos#poor Noé#vanitas no carte#vnc#the case study of vanitas#fanart#doodles#anime#noé archiviste#vanoé#vanitas#manga#Vnc Louis#louis de Sade
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also, and this is secondary. almost a sidenote. but let's be real for a sec: the framing device for RWS makes the "look at this dumbass engine getting his comeuppance" so much more fucked up
because you have these beings who are literally property, see? and they can't depict their own experience, it's filtered through a human author, a one-time employee of their railway who publishes all these stories about them with the fat controller's aid and permission
and the stories are nearly all "here's this schmuck on one of the worst days of their life and/or making one of their worst ever decisions. we're going to publish them so they can be read by the whole world. the Daily Mail-reading public can comment. i see no problems here."
i mean it's delicious. it's hilarious. but it is fucked up.
topham hatt, #influencer parent
#the unseen eighty engines#surely include those who had drivers who told charles hatt in no uncertain terms#that they would come for his ass in a dark alley one night#if he let that white-collar-wearin' ghoul put THEIR engine on blast#like can you imagine
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FIRE IN THE HOLE🔥💥☕️
Your lovely boyfriend turned current fiancé, Katsuki Bakugou knows that when he says not a word to anyone and you pretend to zip your lips that’s there’s a pretty substantial chance that a certain list of people are probably gonna hear about it . . . your siblings, your childhood best friend, your college best friend, sometimes your dentist if they can put together the mumbled response to their questions. Katsuki seriously wonders why they all do that. Especially yours because you are a chatter box. But, at the top of that list is your mom . . .
Katsuki is sitting inside peering over the pesky reading glasses he got a few weeks ago, he hates to admit he needs them, as you slip out the back door to take your weekly phone call from your mom. He brings chin to chest before puffing out a breath of laughter. Across from him is your new organic mug. A lopsided thing steaming with a new cup of peppermint tea . . .
Katsuki hums, he’ll heat it back up for you when you return. You absentmindedly stroll on the tattered lawn in your flip-flops. Phone pressed to your cheek as you grin and tease patches of dandelions with your toes . . .
Katsuki’s sure you’re on the wind-up with the causal “how are you” catch before regaling your mother with this most recent and embarrassing fiasco.
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In the backyard you poke at a nearly blossoming yellow lion bud.
“Oh- yeah, yeah I’ll be sure to mention it to Katsuki. Have dad text him about the furniture thing. He’s inside looking at tiles for the bathroom”
you shake your head, slipping your toes back around the sandal strap and carrying on. Your mother clearly has you on speaker phone. You can hear the food sizzling in the pan and your father scrubbing at the kitchen sink. a coy smile lights itself on your face: the perfect segway.
“oh mom, speaking of the dishes that I can hear dad scrubbing in the back you’ll never believe what Katsuki and I did”
“Sweetie? You know I know you’re engaged to a pro-hero?” your mom chuckles, “that could be anything in my wildest imagination”
Humming you glance back over at you darling fiancé. Diligently scrolling through a catalog of kitchen and bath tiles, “actually this is pretty mundane compared to other things.” You can hear the hiss of air and the playful groan that follows. The sound of your mother rolling her eyes . . .
“well about 2-3 weeks ago I get Katsuki to join me at this pottery class that I’ve been looking into. We’re there and he’s, tsk, typical grumbling about it to me under his breath. The place is so homely and smells like the earth and a dash of paint chemicals but otherwise nice. A few soccer moms trying to be earthy and unwind, but nothing along the lines of crazed fans or anything like that.
once we’re told the rules and given the supplies we’re going. The both of us - right? Totally surprising. But Katsuki’s actually into it. They tell us we’re making mugs because that’s a good beginner pot, but his hands are so big so his is more like a soup bowl. I KNOW, that’s the kinda of coffee mug you’d need! Anyway, it’s still huge by the end, but it looks good. Not at all lopsided or anything.
. . . oh god no mine was a mess! The instructor lady said the walls were all uneven and whatnot, but it coulda’ been a lovely pencil holder. Yeah, right. So anyways, we leave feeling pretty good. Katsuki has begrudging enjoyed himself and they’re supposed to call the both of us when they finish up in the kiln.
a few days past and we’re out at home. yeah the apartment - sitting on the couch and trying some new recipe for guac our friend Sero recommended. And we get the call. Except it’s not a “hey your mugs are ready to pick up thanks for taking our class. We hope to see you again” it’s “oh hey our condolences here’s a free voucher to take another class if you so desire” and you know why? It’s because our group exploded in the kiln. Which - yeah - is natural if there’s a huge air bubble.
Right, so I’m sitting on the couch with the voicemail they left us on the answering machine. Katsuki’s throwing a bunch of stuff together in a bowl in the kitchen still.
but the place doesn’t say that the pots in the kiln exploded it says that the kiln exploded. Right away. Like boom! anyway that grabs Katsuki’s attention and he utters the loudest “shit.” I may have ever heard him say in his sacred space. And he rushes into the bedroom to grab his wallet and checkbook . . . and I don’t know that’s what he’s grabbing. Im just like babe where are you going?
and he comes back out panting and says “dial them back” and I’m like why?? And Katsuki’s just sweatdrops and deadpans like babygirl I just broke their kiln.
Then it hits me . . . the nitroglycerin from his quirk sweat is all over that clay and once that thing got fired up . . . Fire. In. The. Hole. And so Katsuki paid to replace the damage cause neither of us were actually thinking about that part when we were there. So he combusted everyone’s things, but on the bright side I went back using my voucher and made a cute mug.
Oh, and Katsuki is gonna let me use his too. Honestly, probably for the best”
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and it’s later that evening when Katsuki’s massaging your knee that’s draped over his lap that he hears your impression of you mothers response to this story which was, understandably, “oh pumpkin, that’s hysterical! You’ve got to call your sister and tell her!”
#bakugou headcanons#katsuki bakugo imagine#katsuki bakugou#bakugou fluff#pro hero katsuki#fanfic#bakugou x reader#bakugou drabble#i thought this was so cute and sooo funny#immediately had to write this idea up bc what a natural oversight#like can you imagine#bruh would be so upset he didn’t consider his quirk in the kiln#boom boom boy#bakugou katuski x reader
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people have all sorts of excellent timelines for when they’d want buddie to go canon if they choose to go that route (which they should) based on narrative cohesion, character arcs that would have to happen, overall flow
but you know what i think?
season 8a airs up through november, which will include election week in the US this year, so 911 has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing
#911 abc#buddie#november 5th 2020#should they actually do this?#probably not since eddie needs lots of time to cook#but by god would it be hilarious#like can you imagine#it’d be chaos#tumblr would probably crash again#we may even experience the nov 5th emotion again#which had never been felt before and hasn’t been felt since
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hey! you don’t need to post this but wanted to let you know that someone following you is a known plagiarist @just-a-hardcore-simp-who-writes copies all their work. evidence here https://www.tumblr.com/meggsngrits/745294515268648960?source=share
WARNING! ME AND MY FOUL MOUTH 🧏🏾♀️ (in my defense Im really angry)
So I did see the posts from @celtic-crossbow but I had no idea this person actually followed me lmao 😭 I went through their account to make sure none of my works or any others have been stolen, I can’t seem to find her youtube however and I have this itching feeling some of my shit might be on there, especially since I noticed they’ve reblogged some of my stuff.
I dont fuck with plagiarism, I don’t even like when people so obviously take inspo from someone elses work and dont even credit them. Weird how when people know they're doing some fucked up shit they turn off their mentions! Should just change your user to just-a-hardcore-scaredy-cat-who-steals so people know you're nothing but a lame ass unoriginal cunt 💙
“I first wrote this story” 💀💀💀I am deceased
CHECK YOUR FOLLOWING Y'ALL!!! I'm pretty sure mobile Tumblr doesn't show you the entirety of your followers, but you can search for users via browser (Safari, google, computer just not the app itself)
Just incase she's reading this, if I do find your youtube and I find a single one of my goddamn stories on there, inshallah I WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION Idc what might happen to you since you clearly don't care about what you steal from others I won't care about stealing from you. Keep fucking around and I promise you you'll meet your match, and I will sit and watch your entire life crumble around you from just a few shitty criminal charges. You're a literal grown-ass woman which is just embarrassing as fuck.
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apparently lily orchard, famous for Popular Dumbass SU Crit Video and Laughably Awful How To Write Twitter Thread, made a video ragging on dungeon meshi that was so bad she took it down and put out another one??? dude
#banebabbles#i wonder what it's like to have some of the most objectively incorrect opinions about a piece of media#the one big thing i saw is that she said sheldon bigbangtheory was BETTER AUTISTIC REP than laios#LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE
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all i’m gonna say is thank FUCK fox fumbled the bag so bad 😭
#like can you IMAGINE#we’d still be eating bc the writers would always do their best#but we would’ve been on the hamster wheel for like. literally infinity
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