#LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cinamun]

We ride at dawn yall! That demon in the shape of Bishop needs to be exorcised!

[leolingo]

roiers here NOW we're ready

[crazylittlejester]

Serving up brainrot soup for dinner. :)

I've gotten some bits and pieces of Fi's internal monologue written. Quality control (me) needs to go over it once the missing half is added, but here's a snippet:

After much deliberation, Fi came to the conclusion that she ought to volunteer to be the soul Hylia needed to complete the Vorpal Sword. There were precious few other spirits mature enough to consent to such a thing, and those that she knew were happy with their lives and looked forward to content futures once the Jabberwocky had been taken care of. Fi had no such reservations. The person that she loved didn’t love her back, and even though there were many good things that she could do within her life, this far outweighed them all. It was much more important for her to give up her life than it was to live with the ever so faint hope that Hylia would love another after Link inevitably died.

The worst part is that they would all be a very happy family if they could get some kind of queerplatonic polyamory going on, but alas.

YEAAAAAAAAH BRAINROT SOUP FOR DINNER!!!!!!

OUGH POOR FI

I loved this so much thank you for sharing :3

[warriorfujoshi]

INORI TRUE CONFESSION END GOTTT #WIFEDTHATBOY

[spaciebabie]

May or may not have started drawing Springtrap again because of you.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vyragosa]

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

I comment "shoutout to my mom shoutout to my dad" any time I can get first comment on literally any youtube video or short I find. earlier it happened to be a short about being the last of your bloodline and having 2 be da man n go get it. brody replied "lets go man flex emoji"

[specshroom]

★~Kirara and Hakari flirting with you~★

(No actual smut but it's steamy so Read More just cus)

It starts with Kirara flirting with you to make Hakari jealous. Not anything serious, she just wanted to see what would happen.

She does this by paying more attention to you, touching you more, complementing you more and just being more flirtatious in general. Hakari knows what she's doing obviously, he does find it amusing that you don't seem to know what's going on.

So one day you're training your technique in the fight club training room and they're just watching from the side on a battered couch. Hakari pulls her onto his lap.

"You don't think I know what you're doing?" He says down at her, lazily stroking his hand up her thigh.

She pouts at him, "I don't know what you're talking about, Kin."

He scoffs and looks over at where you're trying to perfect a specific stance for your technique.

"Didn't even work, That dumbass can't take a hint." He mumbles resting his head back, still watching you.

"Well maybe I should try harder."

Kirara says, staring at the same place her boyfriend is.

"Good luck with that, Babe" he chuckles out patting her thigh.

She huffs at the condescending tone and brings all her attention back to him. "Cmon~ you never thought about it Kin?"

"bout what?" He knows what she's talking about and yes, he definitely has but he wants her to say it.

"bout the three of us..." she trails her slender fingers up his chest, looking up at him with lidded eyes, "Together."

Her fingers trails up his neck as she leaves light kisses there and he slides his hand up under the hem of her shorts to squeeze her ass. He leans back and hums for her to continue. She leans closer to his ear, "You could fuck them while they fuck me, or we could both suck you off." Her hand goes to palm the growing bulge in his pants as he smirks and closes his eyes, imagining the pretty picture she's painting for him. "Or we could fuck and have them watch, or you could both double team me, or we could-"

"OH MY GOD! COULD YOU GUYS NOT FUCK IN FRONT OF ME FOR EVEN A SECOND??!"

They both pause and turn their heads to look at you with wide eyes. You stand there, hands on your hips in your compression shirt and sweatpants. You've been trying to concentrate on your training while the lovers mumble and whisper to each other about whatever.

You've gotten used to feeling like a third wheel being around them so often, living with them, working with them. That doesn't mean it didn't bother you when you look over at them and they're half way to fucking right there!

After a second of silence they both let out light laughs. Both amused at your bothered state and the fact that they'd gotten so distracted with their shared daydream.

"Sorry, Y/n!" Kirara yells back, trying to look apologetic. Hakari grins at you and stands up, hauling Kirara in his arms as he walks out of the training room, a clear destination in mind. Kirara giggles as Hakari kisses her neck, her eyes still on you, waving goodbye as the door closes behind them.

You huff in disbelief, looking around the now empty room, definitely not imagining what your two friends are doing together in their room. You go back to training, trying to ignore the heat building in your lower regions.

After this, the couple gets a lot more touchy in front of you, even more than they already were. They also get more touchy with you. Hakari touches your waist and lower back when he's walking past you, he presses you up against the kitchen counter pretending he's trying to reach something above you. Kirara snuggles up to you on the couch and even gives you "friendly" cheek kisses. They also get much louder when they fuck, their moans and bed squeaking being very audible from your room right next door. Unknown to you, they can also hear the frustrated hushed groans coming from your side of the wall right after they fuck.

Safe to say you're pretty sexually frustrated as you sit on the couch trying to watch TV. The two menaces smirk at each other in the hallway, Hakari pats Kirara on her ass, encouraging her to prance into the living room and plop herself right next to you.

"Hey Y/n, You doing alright?"

She feigns concern, pressing up to your side, arms hugging one of yours.

"I'm fine, why?" You answer, confusion present in the tone.

"Well you just seem kinda...moody." She says leaning her cheek on your shoulder.

"Moody?" You arch a brow at her.

"Yeah, just- I dunno. You seem bothered, pent-up....tense." she starts massaging your arm before she places a hand on your thigh.

"Is there anything I can do?"

She says leaning closer to say it into your ear. That's when you realise what's actually happening.

"Uh No Kira it's alright. I'm f-" As you try to get up she pulls you down again and straddles you. Your wide eyes look into her pretty droopy ones, your hands hover in the air on either side of her waist, not sure what to do.

She runs her hands up your chest and shoulders, lowering herself until she rests her groin on yours. You sigh at the feeling and the way she's looking at you until you snap yourself out of it.

"What about Hakari?" Genuine concern very present in your hushed voice. As annoying as the couple was you didn't want to be the reason a perfectly good relationship ends.

"What about me?" A low voice hums right next to your ear, you were so caught up you didn't even notice Hakari leaning over the back of the couch. You suck in a breath, Is he mad at me? Is he mad at Kirara? Am I a homewrecker? You're so caught up in your panic that it takes you a minute to register Hakari's tone. Not one of anger but instead very amused.

Kirara giggles at your reaction and takes your hands in hers to place them on her bare waist. "Poor Y/n, so frustrated, huh Kin?" She says while softly kissing up your neck along your jaw, her cold piercings making you shiver. She slowly starts to grind down on your crotch. Hakari hums in agreement and gently places a hand around your neck to keep you from squirming away while he slowly kisses and licks down the other side of your neck to your shoulder.

"We can help with that." He says against the skin where your shoulder and neck meet before biting down.

You're soooo fucked.

[designation-viren]

The inaenia takes the chance to rise up to its full height, pushing the door the rest of the way open and towering over the top of the stall as Grey stands there motionless. It’s dressed like Viren, it has the bag Viren travels with—

But it doesn’t look like him.

A blue-black face mask lies in the entity’s right limb, nearly merged with the flesh that coils around the fabric like vines. That mutated head stares, observes, studies from its perch on a three meter-long neck, which has coiled itself in such a way so that it still fits in the confined space. Attached is the rest of the body, twisted and hunched as it waits for the next move of the other; for any further action.

[@vivian-violet]

[New thread time heehee!!! To avoid clutter-]

After that first exchange, Grey marks down that particular vendor as a place to frequent for scraps. Decently plentiful wares, at such low prices? He'd be a food to dismiss that.

In the coming months, they come by with a relative frequency, trying to get a better feel not only for the shop but for its vendor.

Over the course of those many weeks, a few things would come to be known.

1: The vendor’s name; Viren.

2: He doesn’t seem to ever take off his mask in front of anyone. Whenever he goes to eat the pastries he regularly buys in the mornings, he heads to the very back of his stall before starting a transaction with Grey.

3: Despite the level of familiarity that’s developed between the two, Viren still holds an air of caution around himself, however hard he tries to disguise it as simple nervousness.

Like right now, for example. Though the inaenia chatters on about his newest haul of supplies and his week in such a friendly manner, something still seems off.

“Ahem,” he clears his throat after finishing. “Sorry, sorry. Got carried away. What did you say earlier again?”

Like the morning (and sleep-deprived) person that he is, he’s been up since 4 AM.

[akkivee]

i’m very pleased to announce that i have once again won the hyprice lottery lol✌️

[yappacadaver]

been going on long walks lately and i'll wake up in the morning like 'ooh im so excited for my daily walk' im going normiecore im going wellnesspilled

[eliseliedl]

Ramona (Genesis form)

[the-banana-0verlord]

true luck is aiming for culinary crucible sebek and getting dorm sebek

[pizzatrocious]

OPEN INVITATION TO JOIN THE EVENT!

So to keep things straight to the point:

If you have, at all, been involved in this event or are even vaguely involved with another muse that is, this is an open invitation to make your own little drabble where they enter one of Pizzahead's doors and get sent into the fight! The duplicates swarming the crowd are about on the same level as Goombas, so ANYONE able to swing a weapon, throw a punch/kick, or just do anything to fight, has FULL permission to go wild on the crowd! They'll go splat easily, but will keep on coming in endless waves until the battle's over.

There'll be an IC post shortly now, but that won't be a starter. Just a vague thing to play off of as needed. Don't wanna stretch myself thin here.

The goal here is to keep them distracted long enough for the host to get worn down, he can't keep individually controlling the duplicates forever.

The only exception is to just keep from the main fight, as that'll keep going on in the main thread. Also we gotta avoid other Pizzaheads and Noises, 'cause the fake WILL try to absorb them. There's not even a need to be mutuals! I want everyone that wants to be in on this, in on this.

This will probably only go on for the next couple days alongside the thread. But if you're a little late on posting your own drabble, no worries! You can always just write it past-tense, time isn't real in Tumblr RP.

[azuresins]

Sent to me from a friend (c) Yana Toboso but yes for anyone wondering it's 100% the Weston School Arc ...