#LETS GOOOOOO AHHHH

[sahkuna]

this is a follow up to this drabble i wrote abt fucking around with yuuji's older brother sukuna :3 but fret not, this can be read as a stand-alone

word count: 1.5k+

content warnings: 18+ minors dni, afab+fem! reader, childhood "friends" with benefits, best friend's brother trope, modern au, slight exhibitionism on the behalf of u and sukuna :3

You would rather die than step out into Sukuna's living room where his younger brother, Itadori Yuuji, sits blissfully unaware of your presence.

Half of you does not have the heart to walk out there and potentially expose the fact that ‘Hey, I’m that ‘random girl' that Sukuna has been canoodling with! Sorry about that, by the way!’ You couldn’t imagine his reaction and didn’t want to find out anytime soon, so you’re currently hiding out in Sukuna’s bedroom— praying and hoping that Yuuji would leave before you do.

After hearing the younger Itadori brother’s unrelenting fists pounding at Sukuna’s front door, you were absolutely mortified at the timing of it all. From his arrival to how Sukuna was balls deep inside your pussy— and showed little to no concern at the fact that Yuuji might hear the… commotion… on the other side— it all went from good to bad real fast.

It didn’t take long for Sukuna to grow irritated with the sounds of Yuuji’s incessant whining for him to open the door and not invite him over when he’s got ‘some girl’ there, before he finally pulled out of you, threw on some clothes and yanked the door open. Almost ripping it off its hinges.

Pushing back the thoughts of the sex (and how incredible it was), you focus on the main task at hand.

You need to leave. Now.

Squatted down on the floor, you search for your black lace bralette that Sukuna tossed into a corner hours before his little brother’s abrupt arrival. “Can’t believe this…” you mutter under your breath.

From behind you, you swear you hear a faint snicker coming from the man who got you in this predicament in the first place. He watches you with careful eyes as you tip-toe around his room with nothing but your jeans and socks on, trying not to alert your best friend in the next room over of your presence. “Relax, the brat can’t even hear you,” he says.

“You don’t know that,” you all but hiss, throwing a threatening glare (one that he doesn’t flinch under) Sukuna’s way. “He could be waiting there, ready to accost me the moment I walk out!”

Honestly, you wouldn’t blame Yuuji if he did choose to confront you and verbally rip you to shreds. For Christ’s sake, you were fucking his brother behind his back! Quite literally.

But despite the circumstances of you starting a “friends with benefits” type of relationship with Sukuna and how terrible it made you feel to secretly withhold something so significant from your best friend, you’d be lying if you said you wanted to stop.

Judging how Sukuna’s gaze trails up the expanse of your belly and lifts higher to linger briefly on the swell of your breasts, it’s safe to say he thinks the same.

 You toss a protective arm over your exposed chest to preserve some of your dignity despite the circumstances.

“Can you just—” you flounder for words, trying to find the best words to use next and finally settle on something. “Distract him? Talk to him so that when I leave, he doesn’t have time to digest that it’s me.”

There’s an amused glint in his eye, he’s far too entertained at your frail attempts to at least salvage this shitty situation. Your eyes leave him in search of your bra once more and breathe a quiet sigh of relief once you do spot it behind his dresser. “Just walk out the door. Who cares.” 

Wasting no time you throw on the undergarment, clasping it shut before your attention is drawn back to Sukuna. Your face morphs into pure astonishment at how nonchalant he is about this… and reckless. “Are you crazy?!” you whisper-yell for the second time that day.

The corners of his lips curl up, forming a wicked grin. “It’ll be fine. You should go out as you are right now.” He gestures at your half-dressed figure with an uncaring hand. “I’m sure he’ll like it.”

Speaking of…

“Give me one of your sweaters. Preferably one that has a hood.”

Sukuna’s eyes narrow, and his tone lowers a bit. “Leave with what you came with. Don’t know why you’re so threatened over the fact that he’ll see you.”

“No! Yuuji’s seen me one too many times in this shirt,” you reference the tee that is scribbled with your university’s name on its front, “so he’ll know it’s me if he were to turn his head.”

Sukuna clicks his tongue with annoyance and though it’s brief, you catch an expression that you can only chalk up to be one of disappointment flicker across his face before he schools it back into indifference. “Fine.”

Standing abruptly, Sukuna leaves his spot on his bed to head toward the closet. He digs around for a few seconds before he pulls out a black sweater and flings it at your face, effectively clouding your vision until you peel it off. “Hurry up then.” Is all you hear before he leaves the room to go see Yuuji once again.

Okay. That went… pretty well? Excluding the tough time Sukuna gave you before and after.

You let out another involuntary moan when Sukuna drives his hips into you when another round of knocks echoes throughout his apartment. You can feel your cunt squeeze around his cock, feeling the intense heat from the predicament you both were in right now.

“You’re real perverted, huh?” Sukuna’s hand finds the back of your neck. He squeezes. “Don’t tell me you’re getting turned on by this?”

Another muffled exclamation escapes you as you try to refute it, but Sukuna laughs at your attempt.

Yuuji might hear. Yuuji might hear. Yuuji might hear. That was all you could think of.

“Cute.” Is all Sukuna says before he’s back to thrusting his hips against yours. Forcing you to take it as you lay in a blissful, helpless state on his bed, rocking the bed roughly with every movement he made.

In and out, over and over and over and—

You smack your palms against your cheeks. Stop! Stop. Thinking. About it! You remind yourself.

You’re sure you’ve spent too much time here anyway, so you throw on Sukuna’s sweater hurriedly. As you hype yourself up to exit, you tuck away any hair that may show into the hoodie.

Thankfully, it seems like Yuuji has delved into chattering boisterously away about God knows what to Sukuna, while his older brother just sits there only offering a few grunts and affirmatory noises to show that he was listening. Kinda… Not really.

Stepping out from the bedroom, you close the door in a manner that would have Sukuna chiding you to ‘hurry the fuck up’. Once that’s done, you very quietly pad down the hallway and make a beeline straight towards your shoes. You thank your lucky stars you chose ones that were easy to slip on.

Great. Everything is going smoothly so far.

Yuuji’s still talking away and unaware of your company and you’re all dressed, ready to head back out to where the bustling street of Tokyo awaits you.

But it gets shot down too fast. Before you can even grasp your hand around the doorknob, you hear Sukuna speak up from behind you.

“Leaving so soon?”

That fucking asshole.

No way in hell did he just draw attention to you right as you were about to step out the door.

Biting your cheek you keep your back facing them, forehead pressed into the door’s frame as you grip its doorknob to refrain from screaming. “Mhm!”

Sukuna’s laughter is low and taunting. You can tell that he’s basking in this moment, being able to mock both you and his little brother at the same time in a manner that screams I know something that you don’t know.  “You know, she went to the same school as you, kid.” He’s now talking to Yuuji, prompting him to say something to you and he bites.

“It’s uh… nice to meet you?” you hear Yuuji say.

God, you can even picture that dumb confused yet polite expression he makes when he’s caught in an awkward situation.

“Mhm!” you repeat, because what the fuck else is there to say?

There’s a long beat of silence, the brothers don’t say anything and neither do you. You wouldn’t dare.

It isn’t until Itadori’s voice from the couch floats over to you. His tone is riddled with confusion and a bit of recognition. “Hold on, I think I—”

“I’m gonna see her off, don’t move.” Sukuna commands, successfully interrupting his train of thought. Swooping into the rescue, you hear him come up to you. He toes on his shoes and places his palm on top of yours so that he can twist the knob open. His hand dwarfs the size of your own.

Woof.

You’re ushered outside, and it’s like that all the way to the elevator with Sukuna’s hand still seizing your hand. It’s only when you slap your hand against the button calling for the elevator that he lets go. You don’t bother exchanging any parting words for him, seeing that you’re too peeved to do so anyway. Thus, Sukuna speaks up before the lift dings signifying its arrival.

“Same time next week?”

“Shut. Up!”

[tickle-me-dalek]

I did some research on the name, sir.

BBC Children in Need 2023 | Doctor Who [x]

[purpdrawsthings]

HIS REFERENCE SHEET IS REAL CHAT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yippee less goooooo, you can now know how the hell this man's outfit finally works now.

You guys can actually make him, with ✨COLORS✨

Honestly, making colors that would match him was really hard. It took me about a week to actually figure it all out just because of how hard it is and how I wanted it to be close to a star aesthetic.

Buttttt I got it all sorted out and to be honest, the result isn't too bad if I do say so myself.

After finishing the colors, it went all easy thankfully, I didn't really have to think that much about his Mario recolor form.

FUN FACT : He came right after the Revelations arc ended =3333333

Relationship chart because yes

Some of the characters uhhh text things are kinda meh cuz my brain ain't braining rn.

Sadge =[

But heyyyyy, at least y'all can now know his relationships yippee =DDDDDDDD

ALSO DO NOT MISTAKE HIS PINK ARROWS AS AFFECTION HE JUST ADMIRES THEM

But I don't really mind if you actually-

Uhhhhhhh deez nutz he can be shipped with anyone, as long as it's not someone he hates, like a certain tv someone =3

So now that that's done.... LET'S HAVE AT IT SOME FUN FACTS!!!!!

He was actually meant to be a silly villain, something like Storms oc, SMG8 =3 buttttt I saved that for later and changed him into a different character.

That human form you're looking at right now ain't even his true form, his true form is that weird star thing!!! Crazyyyy

Speaking about his star form, while in that form, he only speaks in speech bubbles, and is inaudible.

He was meant to be a ✨blondie✨ but after a test I found out it wasn't really the best color so why not use that uh.... Random ass hair color =D

He's got powers to fend off viruses ofc, but I'll do that for a later post, maybe I'll link it from here if I post it =]

Anddddd that's about all =DDDD

I'll probably think of more and probably update this post behind yalls backs lmao

But it'll probably not happen soon.

Anyways, you can now draw him, AND ask question for this man through my ask box, yippeeeeeee =DDDDDDDD

And uhh.... Yeah. Yeetus!!! =3

HAH! YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END?

Naive people /silly

I actually just wanted to add some special thanks for some people that deserve to be here for a sec =3

@strange0-0storm

The first insp for this man!!! He helped me form GSP the most. I remember that one post he made and I think it was a question thing. I think the question was how did he make 8 or something. Idk I don't remember it much.

But in that post, he stated that he made 8 by making an opposite or something, and that sparked an idea for some reason lmao.

You can see some opposite accessories from him that are opposites of both 4 n' 3. Like the weird ahhhh shaped hat, him having glasses, him actually wearing a suit or something, and him having long, beautiful hair ✨

I uh.... Explained that terribly did I? AHSOSHSOSHISHEISHS THIS IS WHY I DON'T EXPLAIN STUFF RAHHHHHHH

Oopsies I'll get back to the thing =3

Anyways, yeah, as you can see, 8 was a big inspiration for this man, even sparking the idea of making him the same silly lil villain like 8 =3

I thank Storm so much for the huge insp, really helped make him!!!!!

@tiredsmashbros

This man was literally inspired by TSB... GUHH... This man is everywhere I swear....

BUT SERIOUSLY THO TSB WAS ANOTHER HUGE INSPIRATION BESIDES 8!!!!

TSB helped me arrange some of the colors, especially taking some inspiration from the orange and yellow =3

Funny thing but I sometimes accidentally draw GSP with a propeller like TSB on his head because I sometimes mistake him with TSB kshsisuwosossh

The name 'GSP' was also inspired by TSB! Seeing as the name meant TiredSmashBros, I thought if using PurpDrawsThings but when I realized that didn't fit, I just made up random shit lmaooooo

Sooooo yeah! Thank you Tomm for TSB helping me on how to arrange colors and also making his name =3

@its-a-me-mango

Not really seen here but when I said he was supposed to be a blondie and it didn't fit, I suddenly thought of Mango's hair 😭

I was like "Am I really sure I wanna use that"

Then I tested out different hues... Saturations... Andddddd nothing worked 💀 so I was like- "y'know what? Fuck it. I'mma just do it."

Sooooo uh... Yeah! Thank you Mango for helping me make his hair and relationship chart idea lmao 😭😭

Anddddd that's how his hair was born ❤

Also another huge thanks for Mango is insp for the relationship chart! I remember Mango's relationship chart having some text so I decided to do that =]

And that's about all!!!

Like actually fr this time.

These three were just huge inspirations on making him, and I can't thank them enough 😭

THANK YOU 3!!!! LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!

anyways, I'mma go and rest my fingers because I feel like they're actually breaking /silly

YEETUS MY BEANS!!!

[blythsholland]

No More Secrets!

Pairing: Tom Blyth x Actress!reader

Warnings: None.

Summary: You join the cast of TBOSAS, sparks fly between you and Tom, and fans are quick to notice some things.

AN: For the sake of this social media au, let’s pretend spiderman: no way home was being filmed as well!

part 2

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thehungergames Rising Star @ youruser has joined the cast for the upcoming Hunger Games prequel: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, lead by Tom Blyth and Rachel Zegler. Character details still unknown. (📸 Getty)

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youruser I’m so happy and excited to join such wonderful cast! 🤍🤍🤍

tomblyth Welcome to the hunger games! 🐍🕊️

↪️ youruser Can’t wait to work with you! 🫶🏻

↪️ user The hands heart emoji… oh I ship it already!

rachelzegler Fans aren’t ready! 👀

userfan If I have to guess, I’d say she’s playing someone from the academy. Maybe even have a relationship with Coryo.

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↪️ youruser You just have to wait and see!🤫

user1 AHHHH IM SO HAPPY. I just know she’s going to be amazing in this!

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youruser That’s a wrap on No Way Home! 🎬 Grateful for this amazing opportunity! Catch me in the FoS crew!!! Iykyk 🕸️🕷️

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zendaya I’m going to miss youuuu 🥺

↪️ youruser I’m gonna miss you too :(

jacobbatalon FoS crew let’s goooooo!! 🤙🏽

tomholland2013 now why would you post that pic of me giving the finger 😂

↪️ youruser your beautiful girlfriend told me to post and I follow orders!

↪️ zendaya you bet I did! sorry love @ tomholland2013 😂🩷

userfan1 FoS?!?!? What does that mean???

user @ userfan1 It means friends of spiderman. If you saw FFH they mention this towards the end!

blythloverrrr This is like the 4th consecutive post Tom has liked of youruser 👀

↪️ youruserfans1 right 👀 apparently he also liked one or two edits of her not too long ago.

↪️ blythloverrrr that’s interesting ✍🏼

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youruserupdates_ @ youruser posted on her story this morning on her way to Berlin . And surprise, a fan spotted Tom Blyth picking her up at the airport. The two of them shared a hug that looked very cozy. 👀

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blythloverrrr that’s a cozy hug indeed. ✍🏼

userfan2 relax guys, they’re just friends!

user1 @ userfan2 who’s saying they aren’t?

youruserfans okay but can we acknowledge the fact that he went to pick her up? that’s so sweet!

user23 I ship them idc!!!

user3 him liking almost all her posts, liking some of her edits and now he’s picking her up??? Something is happening idk. 🫢

blythfan can a guy and girl be just friends? let them be!

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tomholland2013 gonna tell Sony to make that pic of me the official poster for nwh 😂

↪️ youruser you’re so unserious 😭

hunterschafer I’m going to meet you as soon as I get on set next week!

↪️ youruser YES PLEASE! 🥹

rachelzegler 🩷🩷🩷 that pic tho, tom can’t never be serious.

lionsgate Coriolanus snow, part time model!

user1 that pic of Tom belongs on an art museum!

blythloverrrr okay but the last pic??? Is everyone seeing this??? 👁️

user123 IS THAT TOM ON THE LAST PIC?? THE HAND HOLD??? THE ROSE???

user Yeah they’re definitely dating, I have no proof but I also have no doubts 👀

tomblyth 🤍🤍🤍

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part 2? 👀

If you want to be tagged let me know!!

[rinka-dr]

❤️FAST PASS 80 REACTION ❤️

GUYS WE HAVE A AIDLYN MOMENT 😻😻😻😻 #AIDLYN4EVERFR

Aidlyn is literally my roman empire srry 💔🫰

BTW the way of Tyler when he pushed Aiden out the wheelchair LMAOOO IM LITERALLY CRYING

Tyler best pillow after ben 😐☝️

BESIDES WE ALL IMAGINE AIDEN’S MOM IS A FUCKING BITCH AND WE WERE RIGHT 😇 Ms Hernandez( my girl ) >>>

AND GUYS PLS JUST AIDEN IS LITERALLY ON ASHLYN ( thx Tyler I love you pookie) HE'S 10 CM FROM HER HEAD AND SHE DOESN’T CARE SHE'S JUST TOOK THE PHONE AND THAT'S ALL . IN AIDEN'S EYES WE CAN SEE THAT HE SAYS HIMSELF LITERALLY "SHE LET ME DO THAT WTH SHE DOESN’T CARE" HAHAHA

AND TAYLOR who try to move Aiden away because she thinks it might be a little too close for Ash BUT ASH DOESN'T CARE LET'S GOOOOOO HAHAHA Or you can saw this like Taylor is jealous of Aiden for taylyn shipper (I didn't forget you 💋)

And Aiden knows Ashlyn doesn't like carrots it's kinda cute and the way of Aiden look at Tyler when he calls her carrots as if he didn’t like it as a nickname for her like " dude I'm the only one" AHHHH

And see Aiden is like I didn't want to move is kinda cute too

THAT'S ALL SEE YA

(I'm too lazy to correct English is not my first language 😋)

[morally-earl-gray]

✨crisis time✨ pt.3: the epic conclusion

LETS GO

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

i did it! i came out to my sister!

she was pretty chill about it :D i texted her just saying "im aroace", and and first she was confused and was like "wdym? whats that?" and i got scared, bc it didnt want to have to explain it to her. but then later she texted me again saying that she googled it and she knew what it meant and just forgot the name, and she said she suspected it before and that she wouldnt tell anyone!!!

we havent talked in person since then, but i think itll be okay! plus, i told her that i still like talking to her abt guys and romance and stuff, and she seemed happy about that, so hopefully nothing changes between us

SO RELIEVED RN AHHHH :)))

[missamyrisa2]

miss amy, how would you tickle edge a transmasc cutie with a hyper sensitive t dick?

Ooooh absolutely with the feather my tough guyyyyyy~ there is noooothing more satisfying that seeing a tough cookie crumble with the humble feather ~ and I love for it to be not like a special tickle feather always at my side or something, but the feather I find on my casual stroll to come tickle you. Because that's justttt how easy it is for me to break you down to those lovely silly squeaky giggles. This soft grey little feather I found as I skipped about with sparkly thoughts of how I'm gonna wreck you today. Ahh yes, open up for Amyyyyy. I'm gonna tickle those thighs with my wiggly fingers and kissy lips until you do. I know I know you're a big strong fighter and I'm gonna gitchy all that fight outta you.

Whattttt you don't like my squeaky tease voice? Sorry grumpy pants, Amy's gotta get you all squirmy and silly mmhmm. Oh and speaking of pants! I'll just be taking these. Nope nope, these are mine now. You won't be needing these. And the boxer shorts, yep, make with the shorts. No? I'll be taking them don't you worry. I have my perfect feather for you and I may be girlyyyyy but I'm not above wrestling a skittish fella like youuuu down with my squeezing spidery fingers. Mmmhmm coochie coooo cutie pie. Yes yes you're a tough snickerdoodle that's why you're squirming so much. Tickles don't bother you huhhhh~ not on your sides not on your little tush~! Yeah roll around then, do your tumble, come on boyyyyy. Anddd nope, you're not going anywhere I've got your hipssss I've got your sides and now I'm gonna get those giggles~!

Mmhm and let's just see I'll hold your shorts like soooo and you can squirm and struggle all you like darling as I tickle your belly belly and thighs~ the more you struggle the more you lose your little cute boyshorts! Ooope ooope! look at thatttt. Ahhh ah ahhhh naughty naughty thing I see youuuuu~! I see your royal button tough guy! Now just relax and cooperate with me. Why, yes. This is gonna tickle. It's gonna tickle tickle so much, for your information. Don't get all dramatic ~ just pay attention to me and what I do to your body. Now we start with the feather tip riiiiight down hereee and upp up uppp we goooooo ~ my myyyy such squeaks! Such squirms! I thought you were a tough guy huh? So tough so rough so beastly huh. Yeah you don't crumble for a sweet lil feather and a squeaky girly girl nooooo. Only the toughest stuff for you, baby. And the feather goes upppp and uppp and oooh what's gonna happen? What's gonna happen huhhhh? Is your cute rod gonna get tickled? Yeahhh?

Are we going into architecture? Did you just change majors? Because I seeeee some erecting going on~! Maybe we're going camping. You really wanna show me how you pitch a tent yeahhh? Look at you buck! Look at you go! It's just a feather. Yeahhh just a feather going upppp and downnn and up and downnn your button. Such sounds for such a tough pumpernickel yeahhh. Are you a giggle loaf? I think sooo I think you liiike being tickled down here with my dainty feather yesss. Just that tickly tip, tickling your tip? My myyyy looook at how hard that's getting~! Yes I know, you're a hard case huhhh. Not so tough are we? Oooh but still so defiant and you knowww what I do with defiant tough guys?

Whyyy I kissss and kisss and kisss until you're nothing but a needy giggly mess of course! We'll get alll those grumpies kissed out and feathered out oh yesss we will yes we will ~ Aww sensitive? A little sensitive? Poor babeh. Poor tough cookie. Sorry babyyyy but your ticklemama's got you and she's not letting you go ~ so you just crumble alll you like and I'll snuggle you to me and you can writhe and fall apart on me while I hold you like so, across your waist and keep this feather feather going up and down your adorable dicky dick while I kissy kissss your neck and get allll those lovely lovely sounds outta youu ~<3

[tooxmanyxships]

"friends don't look at each other like we do." Brocedes angst with happy ending plss! thank you

Ahhhh.... Back to my roots!

Brocedes Angst. Let's goooooo 🔥

"You're doing it again, mate!"

Nico frowns when he receives an elbow in the ribs from Daniel and scowls at him.

"I'm not doing anything. What are you talking about?"

"Oh, so you are not staring at Lewis like you want to rip his clothes off and fuck him up that wall he's leaning against."

Nico blinks, "Uh, no?"

Daniel just raises his eyebrow before schooling his features again. "Must be my imagination then."

"Must be."

Daniel hums, pats him on the back and leaves him to it.

Nico just shakes his head and goes back to his driver's room.

What a silly comment to make. But it was Daniel after all.

He was just gonna forget about it. That's the best thing to do.

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"Take a picture, it will last longer."

Lewis slowly turned his head to face Sebastian, giving him a confused look.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Sebastian looked amused, "It means that you're staring at Rosberg again."

Lewis blinks before he snort, "I'm not staring at Nico. I never stare at him."

"Ah. You're in the denial fase."

Lewis rolls his eyes. "I'm in no kind of fase. I just never stare at Nico. Or at anyone else."

"Right." Seb sighs, gives his arm a little squeeze. "Whatever you say, Lewis."

Lewis mumbles something and turns his head away.

He definitely doesn't go back to staring at Nico, because that's definitely not what he was doing anyway.

Staring at Nico Rosberg. Him?!

How ridiculous.

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Nico just can't help himself. He's too damn curious by nature.

That's why he was scrolling on his phone, looking at the pictures he found when he'd Googled for 'Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton.'

He wasn't even halfway, but he already got the gist of it.

He finally understood what Daniel and Jenson were talking about when they teased him about 'those looks' him and Lewis were supposedly giving each other.

He'd never stopped to think about it about it. But why would he?

To him, it was just a friendly form of admiring the success of your childhood best friend.

But taking a closer look at these pictures - -- Yeah. He kind of got it.

But the thing that struck him the most was....

He knew he he was looking at Lewis. But in these pictures it became apparent that Lewis was giving him the same looks back.

What was this?

What did it mean?!

He wouldn't be Nico Rosberg if he wasn't gonna find out.

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Lewis could feel Nico's eyes on him in his hotel room the whole time.

It was unnerving.

He only wanted to watch a movie with his best friend, but said best friend was constantly watching him.

What the hell was going on?

"I didn't invite you over to stare at me, you know." Lewis finally had enough. He turned to face the blonde. "If there's something you need to say, then say it."

Nico didn't even seem to flush as he picked up his phone, seemed to search for something, then shoved said phone in front of Lewis' face.

Blinking, Lewis took the phone and was faced with a picture of him and Nico.

Frowning, he looked up, but Nico only motioned for him to keep scrolling.

Lewis looked back at the phone and started scrolling.

Picture after picture of him and Nico came into view.

What the hell was the meaning of this?

"I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be looking for, but, this is a little creepy, man." Lewis' chuckle sounded nervous.

Nico, in a crazy spur of the moment kind of thing, grabbed Lewis' wrist instead of his phone, making Lewis look up at him in alarm.

"Friends don't look at each other like we do."

Oh.

Ohhhhh.

Lewis glances down at the phone, the image stuck on a picture where they're looking particularly fond at each other.

"Nico..." Why does his mouth feel so dry all of a sudden?

Well... Maybe it's because Nico is leaning over, so, so close to his face. He's practically crawled into his lap by now.

"Tell me to stop." He can feel the blond's breath on his face as he speaks. "Tell me. I'll never bother you about it again."

He should push Nico away.

He should. He should. He should.

But that's not what he wants.

So that's not what he does.

It's Lewis' time to act all crazy, because one moment he's staring into grey-blue eyes and the other he's crashing his mouth against his and lips mould against each other in their first kiss.

His hand drops the phone and latches onto Nico's shirt instead.

This probably isn't what 'just friends' are supposed to be doing either.

But neither of them cares about it at all.

[hikennosabo]

#tristampparty day 10, episode 10: humanity

oh we're REALLY in it now. @tristampparty let's goooooo

wonder who these journalists are, who the sources are... oh, and the radio dj is masaya onosaka, as always!

AHHHH SEE IT WAS JULY IN THE FLASHBACK LAST EPISODE!! IT'S THE SAME CRACKED EGG SHAPE!!! IT'S JULY I'M NOT STUPID!!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!!! IT WAS JUST MY 3AM SLEEP DEPRIVED BRAIN!!!!

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"whose side are you on?" count: 4

so not only do conrad and luida know each other, conrad knows exactly what luida is up to... he immediately knows who meryl is talking about even though she didn't say her name. have they been in contact at all over the past 150 years, i wonder?

vash's sneeze alerting the police is so funny. why is he so sneezy.

vash letting himself get shot... oof. ough. ouch. agh. (<- me taking poison damage)

the dramatic chord at the title drop... very foreboding. i like it.

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my japanese isn't good enough so i can't tell for sure if wolfwood actually says "deer" (it doesn't sound like it, but the kansai dialect could be throwing me off) or this was just the translator using a metaphor without thinking about the implications. how does he know what a deer is. (he doesn't say "deer" in the dub, ftr)

conrad's exposition dump about his motivations is... a lot... he thinks he's doing good, working towards a better future, but meryl and roberto rightfully call bs lmao.

it's just... okay, we don't know exactly what happened with him and tesla. we only have the photo with the two of them, and the flashback to her discovery by the twins, but... it seems like this adaptation of conrad was combined with the other scientists on ship five. so now instead of conrad being the only ally to rem against the other scientists' experiments on tesla, he became the person who did the experiments in the first place. and that's just so... i don't know. to atone for tesla, he's... doing more unethical experiments?? he's doubling down??

knives is the king of hypocrisy and doubling down, too, and the king of the sunk cost fallacy... i'm not making excuses for knives, especially not for his current behavior, but he was very young when all this started. so it's easier to understand why and how he became the way he is. but conrad's a grown ass man.

he's trying to make humans more like plants, and the way he talks to meryl and roberto about knives it's clear that he views humans as an inferior species. and even when expressing regret over what happened with tesla, it's like he doesn't see Why what he did to tesla was Bad. if he truly understood that, he wouldn't be doing more unethical experiments in the first place. in his eyes, independent plants went from being below him (as something to experiment on) to being above him (as something humanity must aspire to) and it's equally dehumanizing (for lack of a better word). and now he views himself as above humanity; humanity is "imperfect" and in need of repair, and he's the one to... bring them salvation or whatever.

also i wonder if the kids in jars are gonna come back in the future as actual characters...

a plant-human hybrid with homophobia in her eyes...

i've said this before. i'll say it again. elendira ii is nothing like elendira i. she is a completely different character to me. it's not just her physical appearance, it's her personality, her emotions... wherever elendira i is i hope she's lounging with a margarita as her little sister/clone wreaks havoc or whatever.

i do think it's fun to see her shooting a bunch of nails though. i'll give her that.

i just don't understand her at all... she gets upset about being perceived as a child and plays a childish act to manipulate her opponents but also does genuinely act like a child sometimes? what is orange planning. why. giving her plant powers to explain her endless supply of nail-ammo is one thing but they added so much on top it's taking her in a really weird direction. give me trimax elendira back.

aaaand roberto's dead. o7 still not a character i'm super attached to but i appreciate his observation skills and his jokes.

"back then." in japanese he says "that time." i think he's talking about the flashback from last episode. maybe it's the very same plant he watched die in front of him.

oh the emotional manipulation... but i think knives is hitting some truth about vash, namely that he is driven primarily by his guilt (aaaand knives is just making that guilt worse). and it's something vash is afraid of acknowledging.

sinners with the capital S again!!!

the impression i get from knives and conrad's working relationship is that... conrad is helping knives with the plant dimensional stuff, and in exchange knives just kind of lets conrad do what he wants...? like i don't see why knives would care about conrad's "humanity enhancing" experiments - humans are lesser than himself, no matter what. even if they're ostensibly for the sake of lessening the burden on plants... just killing humanity would have the same effect and would be way faster. and his current plan is just ignoring humanity and gathering the plants not caring about how it affects them... because he doesn't care!

i dunno i've just seen people talk about EoM and their experiments and everything as if it's directly knives's fault, but i don't think he's dictating any of this so much as just... letting it happen. outside of anything that directly advances his higher-dimension-connection plan, i don't think he would care enough about whatever else they're doing. in the manga too, iirc, the cults that formed around knives weren't something that he made, it was more like they were formed around him regardless of his own input. ofc enabling it all is still BAD but all of this is more on conrad's shoulders than anyone else's imo.

this shot kinda fucks... very commanding. i like it.

this ended up being an unintentional observation, but we still haven't really seen a full view of knives's face in the present day. we see it in flashbacks, but every time knives has been on screen in the present his face has been partially concealed...

hey wait a second why is wolfwood back to being just "nicholas d wolfwood" in the credits

is it because his contract is finished?? man can they NOT keep dealing me psychic damage in the fucking CREDITS

can't believe we're almost to the end.... aaaaghghh...

[thewulf]

i just discovered they’re making another top gun movie and that miles and glen will be in it and i’m so excited😭

omg really?? I DIDN'T KNOW THIS.... AHHHH! lets goooooo. So much potential for new content and stories!!

[stardynamite]

GUYS I DONT BELIEVE IT. I FINISHED MY PORTFOLIO. FINALLY AHHHH

I CAN DRAW DIGITALLY AGAIN!!!

EVEN BETTER, I CAN DRAW MY TURTLE BOIZ LETS GOOOOOO

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Omg...... Like Mother, Like Daughter is doomed Yuri (half yuri? One sided yuri?). TT0TT Sol doesn't feel the same way I'm pretty sure (sadly), but Som is DEF down bad. TT0TT And Som's not exactly the most mentally stable jakfjdksalfj (I think she has a bit of a "Sol's my pet" vibe going on as well. Som means well but she is NOT healthy either jfakslfj oh this is just going to be a fucking wreck I'm ready let's GO!)

(spoilers under cut, also under cut cause length and pictures)

Like she saw the boy Sol is hanging out with and was just ">:("

*sobbing* She is SO DONE when she finds out they are dating TT0TT

*sobs* ahhhh! klasjfdk OhmyGOAD SHE is tREMBLING as Sol tells her how she got with the guy TT0TT

She is literally SULLEN that Sol and guy have been dating FOR A MONTH! she looks os SICK TT0TT

My poor girl is literally doing the Arthur fist clench with her fist TT0TT

Som! Som! Girlie! I don't think this is just a friendship for you anymore.

LKFJDASKLFJKLAJFKL WAIT

"Anyone can see at first glance that he's good for nothing. But how does she not see that?"

OHHHHH MY GOD SHE'S LIEK 'HE SMELLY. HE STANK. HE POOR. HE BROKE. HE TOO NORMAL FOR HER." GURL! GET OFF THE FLOOOOOR!

"To be honest, I wish they'd break up" NO YOU DON'T SAY???? nEVER WOULD'VE GUESS!

Oh I was just here for the matricide but I've been blessed with more angst! Let's goooooo!!!!!!!!!

[glassid0lgf]

AHHHH OMG OMGGGGGG ONLY 7.6 LBS AWAY FROM MY GW WOOOOOO!!!!! AND ITS THE END OF THE DAY TOO SO IK ITS NOT JUST MORNING SKINNY LETS GOOOOOO

losing weight has been so easy since i actually started watching what i’m eating instead of just counting calories. thinking about what i’m putting into my body and breaking down each individual ingredient has helped me so so so much!!

like instead of a 60 cal cookie i opt for a 60 cal apple. although the cals are the same their contents are SO different!

this process has also helped me stop eating so much junk food especially food with grease. if it looks nasty or it’s something i wouldn’t eat individually than it has no right in my body.

this has also shrunken my meals and in turn my stomach aswell which is useful since i physically can’t overeat without getting sick now. throwing up is infinitely worse than hunger pangs, sometimes it’s better to stop eating while you’re ahead.

besides eating better i also run at least a quarter mile every day, running is god awful especially as a smoker but it’s such easy cardio that i’ve found actually works for me

all this is to say that once you ACTUALLY put in work you’ll ACTUALLY reap the rewards!! i’ve come to realize that change isn’t impossible, in fact it’s quite attainable to those who reach out for it and make it happen. things don’t happen on their own YOU make it happen, YOUR life, YOUR body, YOUR responsibility! if you want change make it happen!!!

[productofaritual]

Me reading your info to my friend: it's Agender

She: mmm (yes)

Me: and also asexual—

She: AHHHH YESS LETS GOOOOOO MORE PEOPLE IN MY GROUP (she is asexual if you didn't catch that)

She:

EYOOOOOO always pog to hear from my fellow aces! Denmark shall be ours!

[akiwantstobethin]

Ahhhh I’m taking a trip to Florida so I have to lose like idk 15 lbs in a month. Let’s goooooo.

[alexanderflowerbird]

Vibrating into the air straight into space because a new comic is coming out that’s Aliens V Avengers and it’s gonna have Miles Morales in it??? AHHHH??? AHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAHHAHA YEAAAHHH BOOOOOY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO