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#LET FREDDY SAY FUCK
blood-and-pizza · 2 years
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Q: Which Freddy models at Fazbear Estate would say the word "fuck"? Or swear in general?
Classic Freddy: He usually doesn't swear at all, but if there are no children around, and he's frustrated enough, he'd definitely drop an F bomb.
Fredbear: Absolutely does not swear unless he's really, really angry about something. Hearing him say "fuck" just feels WRONG. If Fredbear is cursing, something really bad must have happened.
Toy Freddy: Around his friends, he might say "fuck" casually. He never swears when he's streaming though, lest he gets into huge trouble with Fazbear Enterainment. And he definitely doesn't swear in front of children.
Nightmare Freddy: He tries not to say "fuck" because he has three impressionable cubs to set an example for. However, the word has escaped him during moments of pain.
The Freddles: These cubs are too young to be saying the word "fuck", but it doesn't stop them from mimicking their father whenever he hits his head against a doorway.
Funtime Freddy: Doesn't swear in front of young children, but if he's entertaining teenagers, and one of them swears, he's like, "Hey, watch your fucking language!" And then he laughs. He's gotten in trouble for this many times. He also swears casually in front of adults he trusts. Bon Bon usually tries to stop Funfred from swearing, but sometimes he lets him do it because it's funny.
Rockstar Freddy: Doesn't usually say "fuck" unless he's angry, and if there are no kids present. The only swear words he uses casually are "damn" and "hell". Other than that, his mouth is usually rather clean.
Lefty: Usually doesn't swear at all, not even when angry. This is because Lefty is usually dead silent when she's angry. It would take something pretty extreme to get her to say "fuck".
Glamrock Freddy: Does not like to swear ever, as swearing is incredibly rude! However, his CPU contains a file with a long list of swear words. It's supposed to be a reference for him to recognize what words or phrases are inappropriate. He knows a lot of swear words, including "fuck" and variations thereof. He just won't use them!
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paper-lilypie · 2 months
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CLOWNS?????? FUCK NO
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seven-winged-liar · 2 months
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RIP Freddie Mercury you would have loved the phrase 'serving cunt'
Partially inspired by this post (give it a couple notes <3)
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driftingvoid-155 · 7 months
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I love thinking of fnaf 3 of Michael just using the intercom system to roast the shit outta his dad/ springtrap and that’s why he always looks so unimpressed by time he gets to the office. Like seriously Mike?? Really?? Calling me an ugly bitch was the best you could do? Have you looked in a mirror recently?
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itsbrucey · 11 months
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Had zero clue what terms to Google bc " ship close quarters in a box people in box romantic" doesn't. Deliver.
But this genre of ship art where two people get stuck somewhere really close. Like this
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Was thinking of Closeson scenarios for this..bc I'm predictable. And a man of taste.
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crossbackpoke-check · 4 months
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
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kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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Let Them Say Fuck, Round 1D
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the-acid-pear · 7 months
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This is a very small thing that still drives me insane and yet I see no one bring up but it's one of my favorite parallels. This is the only image where Jack is looking directly at Dave and it perfectly parallels the only picture of Henry we have (not counting the art from 3). Too drunk to draw a conclusion but it's worth pointing out too the way Dave holds Henry perfectly parallels how he holds Jack in the normal radical ending.
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p2iimon · 5 months
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drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me
#sammy is a brown bear (like freddy). his mom is white like funtime freddy#then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so#its like cute.) mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.#max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black#already. i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obvi bu#shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.#and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason#everyone else gets one. LOL) micheals purple like classic bonnie (who... is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at#withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind#like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet. and then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.#DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not#here. the bears got divorced. and the rabbits. the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking#no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think i#he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bi but he obv thinks henry is some exception t#him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself#ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married and william isnt a murderer and so#like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where theyre fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is#nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too#anyway.....#simons spouting#simons fnaf au#OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.#their parents had a thing for eachother. and sammy and max have a more familial relationship. and michael and charlie have a familial#relationship. but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all. is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that'#'his sons' dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess#michael would be like. thats 'my sisters' brother. and that is not someone you fuck*. BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being#annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. *also im pretty sure this is subjective#if youre just friends. yknow. the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a#a bit of an ass. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.
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ruvviks · 4 months
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thinking about yancey and his people pleaser attitude
#personal#he's such a sweetheart and he wants to help out everywhere with everything it comes so naturally to him#to the point it's so easy to tell someone treated him so fucking bad in the past#playing 5d chess with himself to prevent the possibility of conflict 10 steps further down the line#taking on tasks at the diner that aren't his responsibility at all just to make someone else's job easier#but at the same time doesn't let anyone do that for him because well it's His job so why would someone else have to do that for him#offering to help freddy out with garage stuff the second he hears the guy is having trouble with some things despite not knowing him#nearly jumping out of his skin from being overwhelmed when freddy gives him an old skateboard he can use to get to work#so he doesn't have to spend money that he doesn't have on a bike that'll probably end up breaking after like a month#he wants people to love him back so bad. he loves so so intensely and deeply and he wants people to want him#and he feels like he has to be useful in order to be worthy of their time and their love. he feels like he has to work for it#at some point along the way his ex gf stopped loving him in the way he needed to be loved#so he just. did anything and everything for her to just at least be close to her again so he could get like#fleeting moments of the kind of affection that he was craving. and it's so ouhhhghbbh because that's just the standard for him now#too afraid to ask people to love him in a certain way so he does everything for them in hopes they'll then allow him to get closer#while they already want him to be close!!! they care so much about him he's their friend!!!!! he doesn't need to do any of that!!!!!!!!!#anyway. i'm fucking insane. this doesn't say anything about me btw
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miraculousbohemian · 1 year
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if rewatching Is there a doctor in the house, The Bitter Suite, Many Happy returns, a day in the life and been there done that was a Job I'd be a fucking billionare
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blackkat15 · 5 months
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I was asleep the entire time the Talbert Files thing was going down. I just woke up, and my Twitter timeline is full of drama. This is exactly why I'm not as active in the FNaF fandom as I used to be.
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evilmagician430 · 2 years
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sally acachalla is a complex character and shes also veryvery fun to draw. shes so "fake" in a coping mechanism age regression way but also genuinely enjoys the things and people she seems to shes just a lot deeper than she lets on... i dont think she's secretly like smart or anything just capable of emotional maturity sometimes. i think she genuinely isnt very good at literacy but she does fully know what death is. yknow. also she has moar swagger than all ur favs combined!!!!
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whumpy-wyrms · 7 months
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THERE WAS A FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY BED AND NOW ITS CRAWLING ALL OVER MY ARM AWUEHFHF FUCKKK IT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
ITS JUST A LITTLE GUY THOUGH. IM NOT SCARED OF SPIDERS NUH UH. NAMING IT FREDDY.
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new frien 🕷️
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alarrylarrie · 2 years
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To those in whom it may concern, I have finally drawn Perry!!
Some fun little facts abt him:
It’s a sort of Co-Dj/Announcer with Music Man in the arcade. He comes around specifically for shows that need a commentary or hype up speeches. (Djmm can’t talk)
He’s very a very rare sight because of this. People in Sb’s universe talk about him like how Disney adults talk about Emperor’s New Groove park mascot appearances in ours.
It just hangs out backstage mostly. It’s made his own little room there! He gets the news of goings on from Djmm and the little ones mostly, but other animatronics will pop by to say hello sometimes too! (More on THAT later 👀)
The earbuds are parts of his ear pieces entirely and don’t come out,,, he can turn the music he listens to on and off, though! (It will sometimes pretend to listen to music when it isn’t as so to eavesdrop lmao)
The light up ribbons are plastic with LED lights in em. They only turn on in the dark, as so to give him a luminous effect!
My voice claim for him is the singer in this one specific part of Mos Thoser by Food House:
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And lastly: poor guy has to listen to what is pretty much Kidz Bop covers almost exclusively,, It’s music taste would MOST CERTAINLY be very different if he didn’t work at a kid’s pizza place,,,,,,
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