#LEMME TELL YOU THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING HYPE BRO

[redhotarsenic]

Wow I never knew that agnus had a hp drain command grab. Huh!

[archangeldyke-all]

this (https://www.tumblr.com/sirenserendipity/756663158124462080/girls-are-so-annoying-bro-why-are-you-asking-me-if) with Sevi & chubby!reader pls 😣🙏🏾

hhhhhh fuck. this is so... so hot...

men and minors dni

sevika knows you get insecure sometimes.

there are so many assholes in the world-- insistent to make their own sexual preferences for a smaller body everybody else's problem.

she knows the shitty quips people toss your way. even your family and friends. teasing you for the double chin she adores, for the big belly that makes sevika so aroused sometimes she has to sit down, for the thick thighs that she wants to suffocate between when she's old and ready to go.

people know not to say shit about your body in front of her anymore. she's broken enough noses in your defense for word to have gotten around.

but still. that doesn't stop the past from creeping up on you sometimes, or society's shitty expectations from bogging you down.

sevika tries her best to lift your spirits when you're feeling particularly insecure. she's always sure to keep you within reach, sure to touch you more often, place kisses on your cheeks once or twice an hour. she tries to hype you up each morning when you get dressed, always enjoying the way you get flustered and shy. she tries to keep her dirty talk more praising than demeaning when you're feeling shaky, replacing her typically fond teases about your whines and moans, her adoring little 'sluts', with whispers about how pretty you look and sound, how lucky she is to have you.

she knows you can't help it-- she knows it's not your fault. but it fucking kills her to see you feeling so shitty about yourself, because to her you're the most beautiful woman in the world.

but sometimes, she loses her patience.

like now.

"fuck, i love you so much baby." sevika whispers into your cunt where she's feasting on you.

you whimper above her, and sevika smirks just a little at the sound. your fingers tighten in her hair, her eyes roll back in her head, and then you whisper: "y-you do?"

rage flares up in sevika's stomach.

you guys have been together for four years, for fuck's sake, she's planning on proposing to you on your next trip out of town! hasn't she proven how much she loves you?

"oh, for fuck's sake." sevika growls as she snaps up from between your legs, storming over to her dresser to grab her strap.

you look up at her with worried eyes. "wha--?" you don't get time to worry much more, because sevika's storming over to the bed and flipping you onto your stomach.

"i. am so fucking sick. of you asking me that." she growls as she tugs your hips and ass into the air.

you gasp underneath her. "wha-- i--"

"you. are the love. of my fucking. life." she punctuates each phrase of her sentence with a smack to your ass, making you squeal.

you can make out the jingling of sevika pulling her strap up her hips, and you have to bury a pathetic moan against the sheets. sevika smacks your ass again, and pulls your head out of the mattress.

"lemme hear you." she grunts as she slips two fingers inside you. you gasp, sevika's fingers grazing your g-spot expertly, making your thighs shake and shiver.

"s-sev--"

"i love you, you hear me?" she grunts. you nod against the sheets, tears falling down your cheeks from the pleasure. sevika smacks your ass again, and it makes you clench around her hard enough for both of you to groan. "say it." she demands.

you sputter. "i-i-- what?" you ask.

"say i love you." she demands.

"i love you." you say. sevika snorts behind you.

"no baby. tell me that you know that i love you."

"i-i know." you whimper.

"you know what?" she asks. you gulp, choking on embarrassment and insecurity. sevika smacks your ass one more time, then presses her thumb to your clit as her fingers continue to ram inside of you. "say it." she demands.

you struggle some more stuttering and unable to find the words-- distracted by sevika's hands.

then, she stops moving. you gasp. "wha!?" you ask, pushing up onto your arms to look behind you at your girlfriend. "why'd you sto--"

"say it."

you gulp, and sevika wiggles her fingers inside you, just a bit. you whimper and collapse back onto the bed, hiding your face from her view and mumbling against the covers.

"you love me." you whisper.

"you're damn fucking right i do." sevika grunts as she starts moving her fingers inside you again.

you cry out in pleasure, and when sevika slips a third finger inside you, you gasp. "i'm gonna--"

"cum." sevika demands, giving your ass one more smack.

you tip over the edge easily, collapsing against the mattress-- sevika's hand following you, working her fingers inside of you as you shiver and moan through your orgasm.

she doesn't give you a second to catch your breath. instead, she flops you onto your back and pulls you to the edge of the bed, lining her cock up with your hole. "listen to me." she growls. "i'm gonna fuck you, and you're gonna keep tellin' me how much i love you. and if you stop, i stop. you understand?"

you gulp and nod up at sevika, and she grins, swooping down to kiss you, sliding inside of you easily.

you whimper against her lips. she starts a slow pace with her hips, letting you adjust, kissing you through the initial uncomfortable stretch.

and then, when you start to moan, she pulls away from your mouth and grins down at you.

you try to turn your face away from her, feeling shy and vulnerable. she reaches up with her hand and grips your jaw, forcing you to look back at her. "i love you." she prompts.

you gulp and scrunch your eyes closed, then speak shakily. "y-you love me."

"fuck." sevika grunts, her hips picking up their pace as she starts kissing a trail down your throat. "i love you so fuckin' much, baby."

"y-ah!" you gasp when she bites your shoulder. she chuckles against you, then continues her path down your body. "y-you love me so fuckin' much." you repeat.

sevika giggles against your tit, sucking on your nipple with her mouth while her hand pinches the other. "lub' y'r tits." she mumbles against you.

"you-you love my tits." you whimper when she bites your nipple.

she reaches down with her hand to grope your stomach, licking her lips as she ogles the way your belly shakes and jiggles in time with her thrusts. "love your stomach." she growls.

"you love my stomach."

"gonna put my fuckin' kid in it someday." she whispers under her breath. you clench around her strap at the words, and she chuckles. "fuck, i love you." she says.

"you love me." you repeat, too drunk on pleasure to feel any shyness.

"i do. so much."

"you love me."

"there you go. good fuckin' girl. keep goin'." she demands.

"you love me!" you gasp when she ducks back down and starts sucking a hickey into your tits.

"y-you l-love m-me!" you stutter as her hips pick up impossibly faster, slowly scooting you across the bed.

"oh, fuck! you love me! you love me! you love me!" you squeal as she sinks her teeth into your throat, one of her hands clawing your plush thigh, the other rubbing your clit. "you--!"

sevika bites your throat so hard you're pretty sure she draws blood. you cum instantaneously.

she cums inside you the moment you begin to cum around her, both of you lost in each other, animalistic grunts and howls filling the room as she continues to fuck you through your orgasm.

and then...

you burst into giggles, and sevika lifts her head up from your throat to look down at you. "you okay?" she asks. she knows she's been rougher with you than she usually would be.

"you love me." you sigh, content and confident in the words. sevika grins.

"yeah, i do, dumbass." she whispers.

you start to giggle again, and you manage to find just enough post-earth-shattering-orgasm strength to reach up and pull her down for a kiss.

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[vmpkai]

hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

during his presidency, he @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

has been blocked by a shitton of politicians who can't be bothered with his shit

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

laurens

pinterest

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

most of his unhinged comments rest here

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

laffayette

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul i'm talking the shit you see ppl say abt jjk characters and laf will encourage tf out of it )

mulligan

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else ( as he should )

runs the biggest fashion blog in all of new york ( as he fucken SHOULD )

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his designs

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also his models

defo has a personal account where he is just an absolute gremlin ( average tumblr user )

angelica

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

eliza

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

and peggy

tiktok

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

madison

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

jefferson

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

burr

reddit

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

questions his humanity every day whenever he paroozes that godforsaken site

he was a mod for a subreddit but he got kicked for being too much of a fence sitter ( hamilton found out and did NOT let that slide lmfao )

washington

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

king george

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there ( he will literally sit in the comments spamming tea emojis whenever a fight was to break out lmfao )

goes on live just to annoy everyone around him ( usually works )

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

tried to start beef after laf turned down a collab and temporarily caused world war 3 between the fanbases

[sirensea14]

Damnit, i cant take this shit anymore, im so itching to post my ugly ass pieces of shit. It feels like centuries of me not posting here and its killing me. So. Much.

I have a handful amount of shits to post and im a bit free rn and tomorrow (sunday) and then, ugh, back to the cycle (school sched) *sigh* i hate this part. Luckily—or unluckily—we have an alternating schedule (f2f classes and then next day modular/distance learning, smth like that) up to the last day of april.

And then on May--oh damn fuck i dont wanna remember those damn deadlines, im just gonna do a little bit of shit here cuz i cant stand doing NOTHING in here!

Also, lemme tell ya what i did while i was off posting. I watched the MADiSON gameplay and it was horrifying! I loved it! And the Bendy: Secrets of the Machine. Ngl, im hyped up for the upcoming games! XD My favorite part of that game is prolly the bendy mannequin(?)/doll easter egg where you get to hear it whispering behind you (ifyk the secret of the audio, yk hshshshhs), and that mystery box from batds, not gonna spoil whats in the surprise XD

Damn i miss shitposting so much here bro, i gotta learn how ta manage my shit, maybeeee two posts tomorrow...? Lolz

[moonflowerdamie]

i’ve just finished vol 1 of stranger things and i’m gonna rant about my thoughts so:

⚠️SPOILERS FOR STRANGER THINGS⚠️

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holy shit it was incredible! the vibe, the plot, the characters, all *chefs kiss* perfection. it was all amazing tbh, but i’m just gonna talk about my personal favourite things from the season.

• ep 4–‘dear billy’:

holy mother of god this episode. this fucking episode. possibly the best stranger things episode ever, if i’m honest. max’s storyline this season was brilliant, dealing with the loss of her abuser/brother, high school, a fading friend group—it was a dark twist for the character, but one that felt gritty in such a natural way. billy didn’t get a redemption arc (thank god) but max still dealt with the loss in a very real, very raw way that felt so genuine—big pat on the back for the duffer brothers there.

this episode, though. we got to see max’s true feelings; her isolation, her grief, her suicidal thoughts and feelings. it was a real exploration of her character that made me love her all the more.

and i can’t not talk about that end scene. holy. fucking. shit. the cinematography, the song choice, the way it swelled as max rose from the ground, the tension, the suspense, the goddamn flashbacks. all of it was just fucking breathtaking. i was crying and shaking the whole time. max’s determination to get back to her family, the way she collapses in lucas’s arms. absolutely the best scene in stranger things history, and one of my favourite scenes of all time in anything ever. chills. every time. and sadie sink deserves all the awards for her performance, i’ll stand by that. icon behaviour.

• the vecna/001 storyline:

this had me gripped from the start. honestly, i was so intrigued the whole time—and it was played out incredibly well.

from the first scene making us think eleven killed those kids, to the big reveal that 001 had been behind it all along, to eleven blasting him into the upside down and creating vecna. phew. was on the edge of my seat from the start.

it also makes sense in a way that’s not too perfect, but just perfect enough. it’s a reason for all previous seasons, a perfect storm. it felt like the stuff of epics, the final enemy, the final battle. mwah, i loved it.

• eddie, steve and dustin:

i loved them this season. best boys 4 life.

we got the steve and dustin best bros dynamic back, plus seeing how much they mean to each other through eddie coming between them. perfection. i love those little doofuses.

and eddie himself was great. brilliant character, comedic and interesting. good job joe quinn.

•lumax:

i’d never really hated or loved this ship before season 4. i mean, it was kinda cute, but i never got all the hype surrounding it. now, i think i do.

their angst this season was just 😤. the way you can so clearly see that they still care for each other, the way they still need each other. lucas being max’s safe haven. max being the one lucas is vulnerable around. amazing, spectacular. it’s clear they love each other, they just need to figure some stuff out first. my second fav ship of the season.

and here we go, my favourite thing from stranger things season 4 vol 1:

• RONANCE!!!!

oh. my. god. these two stole the show for me.

their dynamic was just immaculate the whole way through—from bickering strangers to grudging allies to genuine friendship. it was exactly what i imagined for them and natalia and maya played it so well. their scenes were honestly my favourite. and whilst i love them as friends, i’m a feral ronance shipper—and lemme tell you, i was FED.

firstly, robin tells steve in the video store that she rambles around the girls she likes. cut to robin talking non-stop around nancy in the library. ROBIN I KNOW UR SECRET BABE.

then, we see tammy thompson (finally), who could be a carbon copy of nancy wheeler, from the style down to the heart eyes for steve. SHIT robin, do you have a type—popular pretty girl who falls for the preppy pretty boy? just admit you like nancy already oh my god.

robin’s obsession with having nancy like her?? the fucking lesbianism of it! like, wanting this other girl so desperately to think you’re cool that you end up being so annoying she has to shut you up with mystery and monsters? the gay agenda. needing to be her friend but you don’t know why until—oh shit, that’s why.

the way they just complete each other!!! they bounce off each other so easily, coming up with all the plans and the genius ideas and basically saving the whole group together. the way they play off each other in the asylum, convincing the guy to let them see victor (and holy shit the way nancy looks at robin during her speech). they save max’s life together, and are the only reason the group can save themselves from vecna and i just think that’s neat.

finally, to address the stancy plot line. it’s clear the duffers are trying to make it seem like steve and nancy will get back together, and who knows, maybe they will. but i think (i hope) the duffers are smarter than that.

nancy and steve are the characters who have had the most development over the course of the show. they’ve both grown into themselves, become different and better people. and to have them get back together would completely defeat their respective arcs. i can see them being good friends, but i don’t think they’d realistically work as a couple again.

for one reason, it was made clear in nancy’s vecna vision that her biggest fear, the thing that haunts her most, is that she killed barb, that barb died because she slept with steve. that shit still fucks with 3 years later. and i think she’ll always associate that guilt with him, no matter what. i don’t think she’ll move past that enough to have a healthy relationship with him.

for another, steve clearly doesn’t know what he wants—and i think he needs to figure that out on his own. he’s desperate for love, that’s obvious, and he’s latched onto nancy because she’s his ex who’s showing interest. i think he needs to come into himself a little more before he thinks of trying a relationship.

finally, it’d be pretty cruel of the duffer brothers to have nancy do what she did to steve with jonathan to jonathan with steve. it’d be unoriginal and disappointing, and it wouldn’t really make sense. at least have nancy and jonathan break up officially first, you know?

so no, i don’t think steve and nancy will get back together. and i also think jonathan and nancy will break up when she realises they don’t need each other anymore. they were trauma-bonded, that’s true, but she’s doing well on her own, and they want to take separate paths in life. so that leaves nancy a single pringle.

and who’s right there with her? robin motherfucking buckley.

robin, who annoyed the shit out of her at first, who is frustratingly clever and infuriatingly funny. robin, who saved max’s life, who tried to help nancy, unselfishly, with her love life when they barely even knew each other. robin, who’s become the closest thing she has to a friend since barb.

robin, who i think is gonna save her life.

last time we saw nancy, she was under vecna’s curse. and we all know the only way to break the trance is to play that person’s favourite song. and sure, steve might know it and that’ll be that, but what if he doesn’t? what if he can’t save her?

robin will step in. we saw her routing through nancy’s draws in her room, and we saw her holding some of nancy’s tapes. i don’t think that was a coincidence. i think robin knows nancy’s favourite song and is going to save her life with it.

and boom. just like that, robin stops being the annoying new friend. robin becomes the life-saver, the ally, the rock in the middle of the hurricane. and nancy starts to fall for her.

but what do i know, eh?

anyways, those are my thoughts on season 4 volume 1!!!! i’d love to hear yours—just send me an ask, some of your ideas about what’s gonna happen in vol 2, what your thoughts about the first volume are—love you guys :)

[mizunetzu]

Hello sweets. May I get Tenya,Kirishima and Todoroki with a male s/o that has anger issues and gets mad very easily but they can't be taken seriously because they look cute and squishy when their angry. Pronouns are he/him. Thank you!

Bro this request is so cute I’m—

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Iida, Todoroki, and Kirishima with a cute, angry s/o

⚠️Warnings - fluff idk, none

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Iida:

THIS MAN STRUGGLES SO MUCH AROUND YOU

He knows you get mad easily and that he should take you and your emotions very very seriously but

Ugh he wants to just pick you up and wrap you around his arms

HES TRYING HIS BEST OK GIVE HIM A BREAK

One time he deadass almost started crying bc of u

Ok so

Y’all were studying in his dorm

He was helping you with math because you didn’t really understand the lesson today

You were getting kinda irritated

You couldn’t figure it out for the life of you ong

Iida found it

Very

Very

V E R Y

Hard to concentrate when you were acting so FUCKING CUTE

he understood you were irritated and mad and couldn’t understand how to do the equation but,,,your cheeks looked so soft puffed out,,,and the way you were furrowing your brows and pouting your lips and—

Mans looked borderline constipated tryna hold in his blush

Inside he was all:

“No no! You mustn’t! Y-you need to concentrate! This is a very s-s-serious matter and (L/n)-kun’s feelings should be taken seriously! Stop it, Tenya! Stop it stop it stop it!”

He was on the verge of fucking tears lemme tell you that

But UGH

HE FOUND YOU SO CUTE

He 100% thinks it’s a guilty pleasure because you want to be taken seriously and he wants to respect that but everyone finds you cute when you’re mad too

Everyone can see the face of pure struggle on Iida when your mad and he’d tryna stop himself from picking you up and swinging you around in him arms

Can you see how much I love Iida

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Todoroki:

Can and will not hide the fact he thinks ur cute

I mean it’s not like he’s over dramatic abt it

But like

He Can and Will pinch your cheeks when you’re angrily ranting because he thinks you’re adorable

He’s blunt what do u think HAHAHAHA

Ok so one time you burst into his dorm room really mad

But here’s the thing

Todoroki may be smart but he’s dumb yk LMAO

He didn��t think you were mad, purely because he was staring at your furrowed brows and puffed up red cheeks

You started ranting and ranting about something but tbh this man was just nodding at staring at your cheeks

“Hey! Are you even liste-wH-?”

He-

HE BIT YOUR CHEEK—

Well not like hard— more like cupped his lips around the mold of ur cheek and closed it but it was more like a harmless bite

Todoroki didn’t realize what he did until you coiled back and held your cheek with an angry, flustered face

“W-w-what the hell?!”

“...sorry.”

You fucking tsundere

He said he was sorry but he wasn’t 💀💀

He kept pinching and touching your cheeks while you angrily protested

“Stop touching me!”

“I’m sorry.”

He really isn’t

Stop pretending you don’t like this

He likes it too

Kirishima:

BAKUGOU, BUT MAKE HIM CUTE WHEN HES ANGRY INSTEAD OF DEADLY N MURDEROUS

Ok so like todoroki he wouldn’t hide the fact he thought you were cute but also like Iida he would try and keep it in

He respects ur manly wishes yo 😤😤

Whenever you’d angrily rant about something, he’d hype you up and shit

Even though most of the time he doesn’t know what ur saying or what he’s saying bc he’s too busy swooning over your cute pout

“Yeah! Fuck that shit! Fuck Sero!”

“...”

“Wait why are we fucking Sero—“

He does a real good job of keeping it in

But this one day

This ONE DAY—

You came into his dorm, angry and holding up an empty bento box

“Did you eat all my onigiri?! I-I was savin-i was-urrrgh!”

You were so angry you couldn’t speak

You were fumbling with your sentences, waving the box around and shit

Kirishima Physically Could Not

He got up from his bed and fucking BEAR HUGGED YOU

GLOMPED YOU

SQUEEZED THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU

“Ugggggh! You’re so cute! I can’t take it anymore! I’ll buy you more I swear but aaaaargh!”

You were still mad but now you were so mad and flustered nothing was coming out of your mouth

Kirishima was dangling you and hugging you and squeezing you and ugh

Mans let out a school years worth of holding in his affections and how much he wanted to fucking squeeze you to death

Not in a mean way but yk

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[mammonsvulva]

Hi there! I just discovered your page and i loved the bachata headcannon!

On that same line, can you do a female latina headcannon? Like, more specifically, Colombian, you know, an MC that's like normally fluent in english but when mad she just burst on angry spanish screaming session with latin curses and a strong accent and also just getting really mad if deemed as Mexican by default? I'd love that! Thank youuuu (also feel free to ignored this if it's not of your fancy)

I hope you have a great day!

Of course! I really hope you like it! :)

(I tried to incorporate things some of my relatives say as Colombians please don’t hate me🥲)

The Brothers + Datables and a Latina MC with Colombian Habits

Lucifer❤️

Lucifer has always been amused by the boldness MC portrayed, that is until Mammon pissed her off

MC actually f*cking explodes, calling Mammon “culicagao” (like a bratty kid) and a bunch of profanities out of rage

Actually leaves Lucifer surprised, who could she hate so much that she’d put a curse on them?

Is actually kind of scared to speak up after she went silent, kinda just stares at her like “what the fuck do I do”

“I’ve told Mammon A THOUSAND TIMES. IM NOT F*CKING MEXICAN”

(Oooohh Mammons gonna get his ASS WHOOPED)

“MAAAAAAMMMMOOOOONNN????”

Mammon💛

Could learn a thing or two from MC, had some strong clap backs

Is counting his money when OUT OF NOWHERE MC just starts incanting a literal curse

Literally has his quaking in his boots dude, like he’s genuinely terrified

He can’t keep up with anything she’s saying and feels like his time to die has come

Doesn’t say A WORD when she calms down, jumps when she starts apologizing for reacting like that

“W-w-what happened? ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )”

“I LOST 10 GRAND IN BLACK JACK! ITS FUCKING RIGGED!”

Is genuinely more cautious for a while, kind of traumatized him

Mammon thought it’d be a great Idea to take her to meet one of his witches, MC already didn’t like her but listen to this

First thing the witch said was “Aren’t you that Mexican transfer student or whatever?”

(‘Oooh Ms. Girl you fucked up’)

Leviathan💙

Wishes he could have MCs confidence, ‘how does she respond like that 0•0’

He’s reading Manga while MC just lost on the same level for the 5th time

Accidentally shifts to his demon for he got so scared

Has to whip his tail up and grab the controller before she could slam it, genuinely terrified for his well being

Once she calms down she goes to give him a hug, to help with her frustration

*PANICS* “I-I can h-help you with that level, if y-you want..”

MC watches as he beats it with ease and heaves a sigh of relief, literally such a stupid game

Gets just as offended as MC when somebody said “I went to Mexico on vacation once, what was it like growing up there?”

Will let her handle it and he’ll be her Moral Support <3

Satan💚

Loved that MC was always ready, he was like that too being the Avatar of Wrath

Is genuinely amused when MC burst out swearing because she got a bad grade, he actually thought it was hilarious

Thinks of like a game to keep up with everything she’s shouting, makes her more upset

“What the fuck are you laughing at juemadre de la-“

“You’re Hot when you’re mad, Did you know that?”

Makes her go silent immediately, why is he like this, making people wanna act up on DIAVOLO

When they’re BOTH mad at something it’s like a f*cking BOMB RAID bro

They both just keep adding more, even when Satans speaking a Demon Dialect and MC is speaking Spanish LMAOO

When an arrogant soul decides to purposely mislabel MC as Mexican, the fool needs to count his seconds with MC and Satan both getting on his ass

Asmodeus💞

Has always liked the spunk MC had, it entertained him to watch her bicker with his brothers

Surprised, but not happy AT ALL with the fact that MC could blow up like that

Gets on MC for lashing out, “MC! THIS IS TERRIBLE FOR YOUR SKIN, DO YOU WANT WRINKLES?”

Gets MC to tell him what made her loose her cool like that

“That stupid b*tch from class posted saying “That Mexican transfer student isn’t pretty enough to be this annoying”

Almost explodes as bad as MC did

“MS. GIRL SHE SAID WHAT? Lemme hop on Devilgram and end her career real quick💖”

Devilgram post- Asmodeus 19:34: “Aw sweetie, Not everybody can be as gorgeous as MC and muah, but don’t go trying to drag her in the dirt with you. Filthy🥱”

No mercy on the haters💔

Beelzebub🧡

Like Asmo, found it entertaining to see MC bicker with his brothers every now and then

MC just couldn’t keep calm anymore when she messed up the recipe she was working on AGAIN

Beel becomes more concerned than scared, ‘Is she ok? :(‘

Gets up to hug MC, hoping it’ll help calm her down a bit

She explains that she kept ruining the dessert no matter how hard she tried

“MC, it’s ok to do it wrong, because it helps you learn how to do it right :)”

She’s tried again, except this time with Beel to help her :)

Gets upset when someone defaults MC as Mexican, knowing how much she hates it

He may be a teddy bear but man don’t f*ck with his Chef

Belphegor💜

Thought MC was amusing with the way she made sure everyone knew she wouldn’t take any BS

MC just happened to stub her toe while Belphie was sleeping, and now he’s awake, and heated

“What the f*ck happened?”

Is actually more concerned than upset, she wouldn’t lash out like that for no reason

When MC explains that a picture of her in the RAD Catalog still ended up being there even though she made it clear she was against it

“Oh, MC- you look good in every photo, I wouldn’t be upset about it”

Assures her it’s not a big deal and then invites her to come take a nap with him

Will mean mug the f*ck out of anyone who assumes MC is Mexican, because he finds extremely disrespectful (as it is)

Might commit homicide if they keep saying Mexican but I ain’t no snitch

+

Diavolo♥️

At first took MC as disrespectful, but learned it was only when she felt she was being disrespected (then by all means, go off)

Surprisingly, Diavolo speaks Spanish, but he still kind of struggles to keep up

He’s just laughing the whole time too, like MC isn’t furious

Later, MC calmly explains just some random student pissed her off again

“Who is this student you say? Do I need to have a chat with them as the Demon Lord of The Devildom? :)?”

Dia actually admires how passionate MC is about her home country, agrees that it’s disrespectful to mislabel someone

Because he can, Dia starts to learn about Colombian culture and throwing parties just for MC

Starts saying shit like “politas pa la rumba!” (I’ll buy beers for everyone¿) just to sound cool to MC

Barbatos💟

Barb doesn’t understand how someone could be so beautiful but so hostile sometimes, overall doesn’t really mind though

Is surprised that such things could conde from MC, kind of chuckles thinking about it

He figured he should try and step in to calm the situation

“Is there anything I can do to ease you, MC?”

It ended up being that Diavolo was completely ignoring her and brushing her aside when he never did that with Solomon

Asks if she’d like him to talk to Dia about it, since he may approach it better than she will

Barb will quietly correct anybody who believes her to be Mexican, just so MC won’t have to deal with their arrogance herself

Takes his free time and makes dishes from Colombia, or Colombian themed cookies or cupcakes to make MC happy :)

Simeon🤍

Is trying to teach MC better ways to respond to idiots, more Angelic ways

When MC blows up for the first time in front of him, the literal shock she sent him into omfg

*GASP* “MC?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS?”

Like, HELLOOO? SHE DARES TO SAY SUCH THINGS IN AN ANGELS PRESENCE?

Helps to calm her down after showing distaste for her words

“You’re lips are to beautiful to speak such sinful things”

Will go on to give MC a long but kind lecture about why exploding like that is bad for her Aura and whatever

Will politely make it known that someone was wrong for assuming MC is Mexican, does get a bit irritated though

He now goes up to MC when she’s getting upset, to remind her to breathe and comfort her with a deep hug :)

“See? It’s ok MC~ just breathe in and out for me, ok? :)”

Solomon⚛️

Will piss MC off on purpose just to see her pop off, he LOVES it

Literally her #1 cheerleader when she blows up, adding on to what she’s upset about

“Period MC” “No way she said that! What a fugly b*tch” “Right, she’s just a hater”

Hypes her up all the time, even when she’s obviously in the wrong

Sol needs ALL the tea, pulls up like “who we talking shit about?”

Will get on someone’s ass just because, now think about when someone mislabels MC😳💥

Gives MC a sense of pride hearing him say “Cagué” when he messes up a potion, he obviously picked that up from her

Luke⛅️

Gets kinda (really) scared when MC becomes a little aggressive

Actually bursts out crying because he was scared MC was mas at him

MC traumatized this kid so bad, he ran to Simeon like he was getting chased be some demons

“M-m-mom is really m-mad and *sobs* I’m s-scared *sobs more*”

MC IMMEDIATELY feels super bad because she scared away his soul

Simeon, having talked to her about it already, mouthed “Apologize now.” In a very not polite manner, kinda scaring MC too🚫🧢

Has MC apologizing PROFUSELY, trying to explain it wasn’t Luke’s fault

Once he calms down, they go to bake cookies like usual, except this time he’s sniffing the whole time :( 💔

I really hope this fit what you asked for :( </3

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

hey so “find me” dropped on premiere and i just watched it, so you know what that means??

it’s review time!

(super rambly as usual) spoilers under the cut

before i say anything, let me say, IT’S FINE, Y’ALL. as predicted. people are gonna be dramatic bc there are daryl/leah scenes, but like...we been knew? and some of them were rly important caryl-wise. (tbh, the episode was kind of boring and just a set-up for other stuff, lmfao)

okay, review:

opening credits, which i think most of us have already seen, were cute. obvi there was some weird tension with daryl that leads to the coming-to-a-head thing at the end, but their banter is still cute af

they went fishing and daryl’s reaction to carol was adorable, and there’s an important parallel later on, so bookmark this

similarly, there’s an important parallel to carol’s “the dead catch up to us eventually”/daryl’s “i ain’t gonna let it”, so bookmark that, too

dog is the instigator for the flashbacks, so if you wanna blame anyone, blame him. he races to the cabin, which for some reason daryl, who spent five years in this forest, seemed surprised to see? didn’t you literally map out that whole area, my dude? whatever

cue flashback!

i might have the scene order mixed up, but i think it starts with daryl being all sad by himself, and then dog as a puppy shows up and he’s like “!!! a dog!!!” which is v cute, and then he runs back off. we don’t meet leah yet

we see carol and daryl having a conversation while standing on opposite sides of a river for no reason except to probably symbolize distance or maybe covid, lol. the conversation basically goes:

carol: things are different

daryl: yeah

carol: how long are you gonna be out here?

daryl: -shrug emoji-

carol: i get why you’re out here, and i’d join you if things weren’t...

daryl: different

carol: yeah

daryl: yeah. anyway, it’s gonna rain, and also i’m having emotions, so ttyl

the end

at some point we see daryl sitting with an extremely unhappy face while it pours rain on him in the dark, and i want that as a reaction gif IMMEDIATELY 

also the rain destroys his “where in the world is rick grimes?” map, which makes him v upset and scream-y, and we get the idea that he might be going a bit bonkers being all alone looking for a dead (or, ig, kidnapped by helicopter) man

in present day carol finds the note, and is like “oh dunk, she lived here??” so she knew about leah, and daryl’s like, “i already told you everything,” and carol’s like, “no you didn’t,” so we go back to flashbacks (but i’m still not sure what parts carol didn’t already know?? whatever, it’s not that important)

i’m just gonna hit the highlights of the flashbacks bc they were not that thrilling:

first time daryl meets leah the dog leads him to her cabin, and leah ties him to a chair and holds a gun to his head being like, “what are you doing on my land?” bc apparently you can claim whole forests during the apocalypse, and daryl says very little, and eventually she lets him go

next time dog finds daryl and he brings her back and leah is like, “the dog likes you” and they’re kinda flirty, and then daryl says very little and leaves

next time daryl is surrounded by walkers and leah shows up and helps and they hide in a tree and are awkwardly close to each other and daryl cannot handle the close physical contact so when the walkers pass he says very little except to tell her to never come back again, lmfao

the next flashback is my favorite bc daryl just fucking

goes to leah’s cabin and throws a fish at the door???

i laughed for ten years

he throws a fucking fish and then stands there for a minute like “is she gonna notice that i gave her a fish??” like, no, dumbass, you didn’t even knock, you just threw a fucking fish at her fucking door, what is wrong with you??

no wonder it’s taken him and carol so long if he thinks throwing fish at people is a smooth move. boy has NO fucking game

anyway, leah gets him back by finding him and throwing the fish at his head, being like, “wtf, don’t throw fish on my porch?” which, fair, leah

IMPORTANT CARYL PARALLEL (from here on out known as “caryllels”) #1: so earlier i mentioned the carol fish thing, and apparently the same thing happened with leah, where she speared a fish on her first try and daryl was like “tf?” v blatant “we are supposed to be thinking about carol and daryl’s relationship during this scene” sort of thing

leah’s backstory is bland. had a family, they got eaten or disappeared or something. she, her adopted son, and dog’s mom got away, but the kid was bit, and died the same day dog was born, bc ig when god closes one door, he replaces your dead son with a puppy, or however the idiom goes

ONLY PART THAT GOT ME LEGIT EMOTIONAL: 

leah asked daryl who he lost, and he says, “my brother”

asklfdjaslfdjskl

god i miss rick

i hated rick for so long and now i miss him so much

but i digress

IMPORTANT CARYLLEL #2: leah and daryl have the same “the dead get you eventually”/”i ain’t gonna let it” conversation as caryl had earlier, only daryl is playing the role of carol in this scenario, so again we’re supposed to be comparing the two relationships. lemme get through the rest of the summary and then i’ll tell you my opinion on what that means

fuck what even happens next?

i have these out of order bc they were all the fucking same, but the two of them get closer, and there is the vaguest suggestion of sex ever. you literally only see daryl’s hand

then jump-cut to them sitting at the table being emo, ig bc daryl was gonna go back to look for rick for a bit, and leah is like “who do you belong with? your brother you won’t stop looking for? your family that you left? [side note: that seemed rather pointed, like, “hey hoe, you abandoned your family, that was kind of a dick move”] or me?” and he says he doesn’t know, and she’s like “yeah you do, now choose”

jump-cut to caryl scene where carol finds him at the river and says that she won’t be visiting as much, and daryl’s like “k” and they have a brief argument where daryl’s all snippy, like, “what? do you want my permission for you to move on with your life? i’m not still emo about the fact that you’re moving on with your life, and i also don’t think it’s contextually significant that every time you show up in my flashbacks you explicitly mention that you’re married and have a kid,” and carol is like, “bro, you need to Get Your Shit Together and come home”

jump-cut to daryl having what i’m assuming is an epiphany that carol/fam have all moved on while he was out being emo, and so he decides to go be with leah, except, plot twist! she’s gone. the picture of her and her son is gone, but dog is still there. daryl leaves the note, which says, “i belong with you, find me”

for those freaking out about the wording about the note, may i remind you that she specifically asked, “do you belong x, x, or with me?” so he was just answering the question

aaaaaand back to present day

carol is like, “what do you think happened to her?” and daryl is all -shrug emoji-, and then she’s like, “...do you think she might have just...you know...left?” and daryl gets rull offended, which was kind of funny

(she probably just left, bud)

carol tells daryl to stop thinking that when people leave it’s bc of him, and connie’s name gets thrown into the mix, and daryl gets a “oh here we fucking go” look on his face, and it sets him off

he said basically what we were already spoiled for. “you just want to run, you don’t know when to stop, i shouldn’t have taken you off the boat bc you still just want to run” etc

and carol looks fucking HEARTBROKEN, which hurt me, and she goes into the other room and we end the episode with daryl staring forlornly out of the window 

the end

okay

so quick analysis

i think the significance of this episode is supposed to be so we have an understanding of why daryl is suddenly so !teamfamily, and !teamfuture, and how badly he wants carol to be there with him. at one point, one of them even says, “this isn’t about leah, or connie,” or anyone but the two of them. the title “find me” feels significant, bc the whole episode is daryl grappling with where he’s supposed to go, and what his purpose is, and by the end, he says to carol, “i know where i belong,” (implying, with her and the fam), pulling us full-circle. in the first flashback onward he is lost, but by the end he is found -cue amazing grace-

daryl and leah were flirty, but to me it felt very much like something that was just being used as daryl character development. we barely got anything that juicy between the two of them (except the fish throwing thing, that was amazing), and i still don’t think that it would make any sense, regardless of the showrunner, to pair daryl up with some rando after having so many other choices that people would have preferred. i don’t think we’re meant to #endgame ship it, so much as we are supposed to be like, “oh, ok, daryl learned the power of family and stability and leveled up, -you know what that is? growth gif-” as a result, i literally have no idea what leah’s role is gonna be in s11, but i don’t think it’ll be a huge plot point

so now we firmly know where daryl stands. he is all about moving forward, not looking back, and doing the best he can, and he’s frustrated bc when he took carol off the boat he wanted her to be in the same place as him so that they could grow together, but she wasn’t and isn’t there yet

so my guess is that what’s next for carol’s storyline is her reaching that same zen-level daryl’s at

once they’re both there, then they get to ride off into the sunset and make passionate love under the moon casting shadows over the vast desert wasteland 

whew

anyway

tl;dr: idk, episode was fine, if not kinda boring. lots of caryllels. can i go back to writing my vietnam war au now? 

the end

(stay hype, stan kang, and get daryl to call carol sweetheart 2k21),

-diz

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

Thirty minutes till class

I’m gonna turn this into like a… a thing

Where I talk about it every day until class is over

AND LEMME TELL YOU

YESTERDAY WAS FUCKING WEIIIIRD

The teachers Internet kept cutting out and then I found out while all the other people were talking in class that I am the OLDEST fucking person in the class

EVERYONE ELSE IS A BUNCH OF BABIES, NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE SHIT ON THIS BLOG IF THEY FOUND IT AND HERE I AM

SITTING IN MY STUPID BASEMENT LIKE 😐😐😐😐 LISTENING TO THEM TALKING ABOUT GRADUATING HIGHSCHOOL NEXT YEAR AND IM LIKE 😶😶😶😐😐😑 IM SO FUCKING OOOOOOOOLD

AND I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING I JUST FUCKING SAT THERE AWKWARD AS FUCK

AND THE TEACHER GOT US USING KAHOOT AND IVE NEVER FELT LIKE SUCH A FUCKING BOOMER TRYING TO GET THAT SHIT LOADED UP

AND IM NOT EVEN A BOOMER???? I JUST DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK KAHOOT ON MY LAPTOP

SO AFTER CLASS I HAD TO ASK MY LITTLE SISTER HOW TO WORK A KAHOOT AND SHES LETTING ME BORROW HER PHONE FOR THE KAHOOTING

BRO IM SO EMBARRASSED

AND I STILL HAVE SEVEN MORE DAYS LEFT WTF KILL ME

I did take my shit already though so that’s good

AND I TRIED TO READ AN ENTIRE 50 CHAPTER SMAU BEFORE THIS CLASS AND I HAD TO STIP ON CHAPTER 39 WHICH IS SOOO SAD BECAUSE NOW IM LIKE HYPED FOR WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN AND ALSO I CANT FIND OUT FOR THE NEXT THREE HOURS???? I THOUGHT I COULD GET IT I REALLY DID

[queerasflux]

[description: a series of tweets. First tweet by author @scumbelivable Gretchen Felker-Martin

"A plague that turns anyone with enough T in their system into a shrieking cannibalistic monster. Trans women who hunt them for the unprocessed estrogen in their balls. Militant fascist TERFs. My book has it all, baby." a thread follows by @fondantfiend Flux: “ hey so maybe this is just me being an asshole but let me tell you as a transmasculine person seeing a book advertised as "T makes you a cannibal monster" is SUPER GREAT FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. like, really? I'm hoping that it's handled better than it seems.

probably gonna get jumped on for this but like, y'all know that that's a shitty thing to say even as a joke, right? transmasculine people have some of the highest rates for suicide, and so much of that is based on the inner struggle of "if I transition, will I be a monster?" 

IDK if anyone really thinks about the fucking impact being constantly told that you have poison in you/you want poison in you/you're going to turn into a monster/predator has on your mental health, but lemme tell you- it's not great. 

I'm hoping to god I'm wrong and this is just a really not-thought-out marketing thing and it's actually handled tastefully and with compassion in the book, but I'm also not going to buy and subject myself with a plot that's about people like me turning into monsters.

actually I'm not done yet. frankly disgusting premise. sick and tired of the trans community thinking it's okay to shit on transmascs, or joke about poison or monsters or predators or traitors

boy howdy am I fuckin' pissed. thinking about all the fellas that're gonna see this, gonna see everyone hyping it up and praising it, and are gonna feel that sick wash of shame and disgust at themselves happen. I'm so sorry, bros, you deserve to be treated better. “ 

Description ends]

anyway please don’t buy this fucking book tia

[1252291]

whos your favorite fic writer/moots and why? Got any recommendations?

these aren’t in any particular order.  it’s whatever came to mind first !  i think something that should be kept in mind is that i rarely read a fic entirely and not just skim it. so the people that i put on this list are people that i actually take the time to do more than skim the fic.  that makes me sound like a bitch, but y’know !!   i'm just telling the truth </3

honourable mentions but can’t say much because head empty and thumbs cramping. please know i love you so much even though my fingers are fuckin abt to fall off. if u message me i’ll HYPE U UP DW ABT IT:  @izukine ,  @armins-futon ,  @tetsunormous , @alrightberries , @zekeslut . 

1 .       @weepinglevi   //     lisa is one of the few people that i’ve actually read, and enjoyed the way that eren was written.  any of the eren fics that she comes out with are always chefs kiss.  she’s also an absolute sweetheart to just sit down and talk to about anything that comes to mind.  you’ll love her work, and her horny thoughts on the dash.  go check her out, and tell her that i’m waiting for eren in the kitchen with my plate for that chicken. 

2 .       @onyxoverride   //     onyx is just one of those writers where you read their work, and you sit with it for a little while. it really makes you get up to fucking touch some grass. i do have a rec that was the one that pulled me in, it was uhhhh, lemme link it here.  it’s zeke x reiner x reader .  i’m into that type of stuff, y’know.  also i just started talking to onyx ,  so i promise they’re funny and not intimidating at all if ur not a pussy.  IM KIDDING . zXREAR. ok fr!! check them out !

3 .       @snkslush   //     if horny was personified then mixed in with the power puff girls, hex girls, and lisa frank  –- you’d get maia.  absolutely a smut heathen.  while i don’t have any fics in particular to recommend, their thirsts are enough to keep anybody fed, ok?? also,  they will absolutely bounce every horny thought you have in your head right back to you and ampliphy that shit. bro, i promise you, you won’t regret it. 

4 .       @arumiee   //     i’m not sure if mars knows her actual talent, or potential in everything that they write?? like. i mean, of course they probably do, but the absolutle power they had writing smut to a gospel song. stop.  this is the link to it if you haven’t read it.  10 / 10 please marry me. 

5 .       @bakhoe   //     miss stinky pants who’s going to hook me up with her cousin because he looks like bertholdt and we’re gonna become family -- i mean. talented. absolutely talented. before i started writing my own content for aot ( y’know, back when i was just creeping silently with a blank blog ), i actually read a lot of mar’s things. mostly the armin stuff if i’m being honest. i can’t remember in particular any, but check them all out. you won’t regret. 

6 .       @welcometotheclubhoe   //     should i even tag you when ur in horny jail??? it’s gonna end up leaking over or smthing, ew. gross. but, jay was one of my first mutuals ever.  anything jay writes actually is just inscribed in my brain. all of the things she’s published is going to be read at my funeral. 

7.       @odmlevis   //     riz is one of those blogs i don’t see on my dash for a while then out of nowhere she smacks me with bertholdt nsfw art and calls it a gift.  she’s also very talented. i dunno if you’ve ever gotten to read any of her work, but i promise you won’t regret it.  pls...go look. take a GANDERRR. 

8.       @yuh-arlert  //     this is my grandchild. also, the way i read their first smut before they published it and it was godly but they were STILL UNSURE.  who?? for what??? anything they write for jean has me running in circles, PLS. 

[angelthebedsheet]

my fav boys with slick black s/o pt 1?

a/n: im losing inspiration for my current requests and i’m not feeling good mentally or physically. my mood has been down the whole week and it’s messing with my school work so that’s also putting me in a sad mood. but im also in the mood for some fightin words so i’ll use my comfort boys. this may be corny but hey it works for me and this is my blog ❤️

lets get it

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Bakugo Katsuki

bro you MATCH his ENERGY so well with your clapbacks

tbh... bakugo’s clapbacks are just trash

he got the aggression but cmon now

tf is “shitty extra”

boy if you dont sit ya ass down

he LOVES your clapbacks tho

them shits be making him lose his mind

any slick shit you say he eats that UP

one time monoma was talking too much shit and you just

“nigga if you dont sit yo ass tf down fore i snatch yo forehead tf off”

safe to say bakugo busted out laughing

you were ready to post up

he lives for when you be roasting ppl under ya breath

what he doesnt like is when you roast him

bc you can and will read a bitch no hesitation

he really thought he was special....

aint shit sweet come get these roasts nigga

“boy if you dont take them damn pants off. shits look like hammer pants. cant touch this headass”

yall know how i have desiree roasting him?

that’s exactly how it be

you got a sharp ass tongue and will use it against anyone

let someone get both of yall pissed off together???

straight up verbal abuse at that point

file a complaint bc you and bakugo def made someone cry before

i think the class lwk hates you bc you helped bakugo’s clapbacks get better

which is bad for them

yall rmb those roasting vids where they go mmm after each one?

thats bakugo in the back

“big body headass”

“mm”

“dumpster truck headass”

“mm”

typa shit

he’ll hype it up too much

Todoroki Shouto

you think this man dont talk shit himself????

bro he can and will read a bitch RIGHT TO THEIR FACE TOO

he want all the SMOKE

yall together??? im sorry to whoever pissed yall off lemme plan they funeral

i imagine the way todoroki reads niggas is real sophisticated like he will point out every single insecurity you HAVE without even knowing you that well

no cursing for majority of them

“what shoes you got on?”

KAJDJSKKDKCKDDJ

yall would read bitches together but like this

“shou it’s the lifting acrylics for me”

“it’s the dusty wig for me, love”

“its the disconnecting wig for me”

“its the cakey makeup for me”

painful for them

i think he can do rapid fire roasts as soon as someone tries to start shit with you

“i know you’re not coming for my s/o. it’s the talking shoes, it’s the bootleg supreme shirt, it’s the fake chain, it’s the brittle hair”

he gets real disrespectful and wont care who it is

unless it’s your friends or family then he’ll dial it back a lil bit

if you start roasting endeavor????

my mans might be on his way to the jewelers

“try this ring on. i wanna see if it can fit you”

he finna spouse you up (spouse IS gender neutral innit?)

unrelated but todoroki is a hottie and will “ah 😜 mwah 💋” everytime and you might have a video of him losing his mind girls in the hood LMAOOOOO

Killua Zoldyck

now this boy.... cant roast for SHIT

yeah he’s a lil brat and can get mean and petty

but he cannot compare to you

this nigga’s a whole trained assassin but cant kill niggas with his words that well

🤡🤡🤡

i think the meanest thing he’s said is call you “a stupid fuckin idiot”

to which you responded with

“shut the fuck up, mushroom built ass bitch. body built like a smurf. hair lookin like hairballs cats cough up. dont get loud lil boy”

killua respectfully sat down and scratched his head

no cap that shit lwk hurt but he gonna pretend like it didnt

he dont even know what the fuck a SMURF IS

he just know that it hurt

lwk thought that was your nen

the ability to manipulate emotions into irritation or anger or some shit

like no baby they just good at roasting bitches

after a while he starts to hype you up in the back

“how you FEELLLLL”

“OOOOH BURNNNN”

“SHIT GOTTA HURT DONT IT BITCHBABY?”

eventually he learns how to roast and clapback then it’s over

the sass meter is overboard

like you might have to knock him a couple notches down

swear to god this boy uses clapbacks on leorio just to piss him off

one time leorio was telling killua to do sumn he just

“oh you must want me with the way you keep gobbling on my fuckin nuts i will do it soon relax”

you damn near BEHEADED this boy with how hard you slapped the back of his head

like it was funny but leorio wouldve JUMPED YOU

Kamado Tanjiro

OUT OF ALL OF THEM HE DOESNT WANT THAT

listen he likes to be the peacemaker

but with your clapbacks they’re enough to make zenitsu wanna post up

like you read him a lil too much

“THATS HOW YOU FEEL Y/N-CHAN? ALRIGHT”

cue tanjiro rapidly apologizing while dragging you away

the first time you roasted the absolute shit outta inosuke he had to sit down

he didnt even know what the majority of the shit you said meant

same with killua all he knew was that shit kinda hurt

tanjiro be TIRED of yall

“y/n can you PLEASE relax”

“NAH HE WANNA GET LOUD WITH ME”

“HE BREATHED”

“AND IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BREATH”

of course you know your limits

there’s no way you’re gonna get tanjiro to roast people

but this one time you heard him clapback by accident

“you heard me loud and clear, sir. dont act like you couldnt hear me correctly.”

like oop?

i felt a lil HEAT

aint no where near burned but for tanjiro??? good e fucking nough

dont act like he dont say some lil slick shit on the dl

this man got pent up aggression fym

tho you do be making him laugh

esp in battle if you just start reading a demon

he cant help but snicker

baby loves the way you talk and wouldnt have it any other way

if you roast him he will just go

“oh okay 🙂”

he doesnt know how to respond to that

if you roasting someone who deserves it nezuko will be your hype girl bc tanjiro’s busy trying to de-escalate the situation 💀💀💀

“and thats why yo grandma got a busted funeral”

“MMPH!”

“Y/N NO STOP THATS SO RUDE IM SO SORRY FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR THEY DONT MEAN IT”

“YES TF I DO”

“y/n shut up NO THEY DONT SORRY”

before dragging you away

jfc you’re like verbally feral

Nishinoya Yuu

your personal hypeman

will respectfully allow you to roast people

cant roast to save his life either

“you tell em!”

“yuh!”

“mhm”

“bitch”

hopping around n shit LMAOAOAOAOAO

you got that shit

someone irritating him?

“y/n.... baby.”

“alright who is it?”

“tsukishima”

“aight bet. AYE BITCH”

legend has it tsukishima is still recovering from those third degree burns

do not roast him this man will run away he values his life

“oh you must be ready to attend this barbecue”

(love that guy)

“IM VEGAN” liar

and DIPS

nigga will 100% ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDAAAAAAA tf up outta there

he can clapback and that’s the most he’ll do

he do be saying slick shit bc i hc him as someone who want all the smoke

ride or DIE

on they ass

(struggling to come up with clapbacks w/o anything to clapback to 💀💀💀)

(been cryinf over rengoku and hw my brain is mush)

“GO OFF Y/N TALK YOUR SHIT YOUR MAJESTY”

NIGGAS A CLOWN ✋🏽😭

thats all for this one folks lmao

[forsworned]

Oh sHIT HOW SOON LEMME BREATHEEEEEE

You... u were lookin forward to my message 🥺,,,

(tbh i was kinda hesitant to send U a mesage—like my first askkk,, what wid the way I write bc am always suPER HYPED and i thought that the one im sending my message to might find it weird bc i sound crazy and got no chill HAHAHA— but I was like fuck it dudes gottta know they did amaaazing in dat fic n I supporT) so yeA its supeeer cool that u return that same energy in ur replies. that's sweet ✌️😭✌️, i'm soft, amma cryyy 🥺💖 & yes i'm filipino eyyyY

and I KNOW THAT THING (++ye theres no such thing as too earLY FUC DAT HAHAHA) The thing u did der i loved it dats dats wat made it supeeeer nice!! 🥰 I was squEALINGGG so thank u for writing this :))

🌻

dude this is your second message to me because you commented on my last chapter and i remember bc of the way you type and obviously bc of the signature sunflower at the end!!

and pls don’t ever hesitate to message me!! i can totally understand why it can b intimidating to message writers on here and just in general fr esp bc the way i respond can b very harshly but only to those who don’t read pinned rules or are just rudely criticizing my use of language but i enjoy the energy! don’t even sweat it seriously i love waking up to messages like these makes me whole day!

but i really do appreciate that you enjoy the story cuz sometime so sit there and i’m like bro imma just delete this whole storyjdkekdkmekd like i have such impulsive thoughts i cannot even explain to you other times im like no one will notice if i don’t update this but then im like they def will bro 💀💀💀 very happy that you come and personally tell me this tho !! also im happy to see that i have poc followers ,, im not filipino myself but being someone who is also a poc it def warms my heart

like tbh the character i imagine is someone who is ambiguously brown LMFAO like no specific race but you know y/n is y/n so i try not to narrow down the specifics to her features and whatnot you know but she is def poc iN MY EYES cuz it’s MY story lol

[explcsivcs]

––––– ( jacob elordi, cismale, he/him ) i just saw CASEY O'NEILL walking down the street’s of provincetown the other day playing WATCH ME by JADEN out loud. rumor has it that the TWENTY-TWO year old is +CHARISMATIC, but can also be -RECKLESS — overall they’re a CRIMSON. they remind me of THE SOUND OF A REVVING CAR ENGINE, BOTTLE ROCKETS AT MIDNIGHT, NEUTRAL COLOR SCHEMES, and EMPTY MOVIE THEATERS.  –– it’s your local idiot, here with a new child! he’s a mess, but aren’t they all ?? like this or whatevaaaa and i’ll come to u for PLOTS !

BACKGROUND.

casey boiiii was born in london to a couple’a rich folk. dad, sean, is the ceo of a massive pharmaceutical company, and mom, emma, is from old money but spends most of her time bein’ a lil socialite and doing heavy charity work. they were good for a long long time. like casey grew up wanting for nothing, attending elite private schools and just all around living The Dream™

his dad is stern and driven by logic and money. if it were up to him, he woulda been working 24/7 and leaving his son in the hands of a nanny until he was old enough to inherit the company lmao. his mama is the one who really ... held the family together. she stayed home with case, she made sure sean regularly spent time with the family. queen of holidays and sunday dinners. casey was absolutely a mama’s boy

all was well! until casey turned 12 and his mom fell terminally ill. she passed away within like six months of her diagnosis and yessir this is.. when shit hit the fan. sean became absolutely miserable and threw himself into work, thus throwing casey into the hands of house staff. he was rarely ever home and really... kind of just stopped dad duties and wallowed in his own grief.

casey tried desperately to get his dad’s attention back. he was making stellar grades, perfect grades even. he was in sports year around, and he was fucking good at them esp lacrosse. he ... fuckin learned to cook in hopes of taking after his mom and being able to keep sunday dinners going. he joined student council and even faked an interest in business. lil dude grew the fuck up at such a young age. and it! didn’t! work!

when he ... got into high school ... he got frustrated with his situation and started leaning into his unresolved anger because let me tell you he was ... pissed. about all of it. this is when he fell into the wrong crowd. he made friends who were rowdy and rude and violent, and he found that the most fervent things he felt was when he was doing something wrong. he ,.... dabbled in vandalism but also really started to get in trouble for fighting akdjfh

and it worked. his dad was halfway paying attention, being called into school after school as casey was suspended and occasionally even expelled for.. fighting. .. he was woken up in the middle of the night when casey was escorted home for being too drunk at a party or for getting caught street racing. every time they saw each other, his dad was screaming at him, but at least he was seeing him ya know??

casey really got into a lot of trouble when he got his license and began street racing. the adrenaline from racing kinda.... solved all of his problems?? like it dulled the anger and numbed the pain while also ... bringing him all the excitement and joy ya know. 

when he was sixteen he uhhh got kicked outta the last private school in london that would take him for shitty attendance and fighting. the same week, he completely totaled his car, damn near killing himself in the process, by racing in a new housing development and uhhhh literally taking out an unfinished house (it’s ok all that was standing was like the wooden support beams aight) BUT it was either... spendin time in a juvenile detention center...... or being shipped off to stay with someone else and hopefully start over

so that’s what happened! good old sean o’neill said “nope” and sent his son to live with his brother in a tiny town in a tiny state in america. that’s right bois... when he was seventeen, case moved from london to provincetown. casey kinda saw this as... his dad giving up on him and got... angrier. but it’s better than prison so!

he was kind of... a brat when he got to provincetown. didn’t want to be there. didn’t want to be anywhere really. just broody and mad all the time. participated in sports solely to get some of the angry energy out but didn’t do much else. he’s really only a part of snackpack because his cousin (hiiiii bronny) is.... and he loves her tons so he was obligated to at least be civil to her friends

he ,... got his grades on track, for the most part... and stopped fighting, for the most part. but this dumb bitch can’t stop doing reckless shit. like i’m surprised he still has a license bc the number of speeding tickets is borderline not livable.

he never really felt like he... fit... in provincetown. he still doesn’t really know where he fits in the grand scheme of life. his grades and his dad’s bank account were the only reason he got into a decent college. he went for business, bc that’s all his dad would pay for, and his heart just wasn’t fuckin’ in it at all. he graduated in may but has no fuckin idea what he wants to do. at this rate though, if he keeps fucking around, he’s going to end up being :) a nothing :) just like good old dad expects :)

PERSONALITY.

very dude bro. like you look at him and you’re like ‘idk if i wanna fuck with that’ bc he is large and stupid confident ... sometimes arrogant. definitely one of those cocky smirk lookin, backwards hat wearin, lemme take u out types of assholes idk like he’s not broody ya know. 

he doesn’t really initiate conversation. like he’s not one for small talk, kinda thinks its a lil bit of a waste of time. he’s not unapproachable.. he just values good, interesting conversation

think ... jess mariano from gilmore girls, ronan lynch from trc, and a lil sprinkle of brian o’conner from fast and furious kAJSDAHFA

his moral compass is outta whack ok! like life is not black and white in his mind. everything is grey

very clever boy. consciously makes bad decisions, but he’s clever as fuck. quick witted. he doesn’t look it but... ya boy is smart. just doesn’t fuckin’ apply himself

charming! but like ... into the woods charming, not cinderella charming. charming with an ulterior motive. charming to get what he wants. very rarely charming just for the hell of makin someone feel nice. selfish lil shit

fearless as hell, always down for adventure and a good time

a lot nicer to his close friends than he is to everyone else like akdfhas sorry @ everyone who isn’t in the snack pack ur automatically a lil bit worse in his mind

a massive flaw of his is that he truly doesn’t know how to handle his own emotions,. he’s become a pro at repressing them. even when they’re good . feelings, he has a hard time showing it?? that’s why he... acts out dude. he’s pissed

would die for his lil cuzzo y’all should know this now to prepare urself

fiercely loyal to his people

still luvs to fsu when he has the chance,,... loves a good adrenaline rush

surprisingly good at cheering people up. not great at comforting them! he’s workin’ on that... but he is good turning that frown upside down!

literally just needs someone to kick his ass. 

PLOTS IDEAS.

a best friend... obvi. someone he clicked with as soon as he moved to ptown

frenemies bro... like they rag on each other all the time, they’re always competitive as hell, but in the end... they’ve got each other’s back type of frenemies

i have a plot in mind based on billie eilish’s ‘i love you’ that could be interesting aksdjfh specifically the ‘say you were tyrna make me laugh, and nothing has to change today you didn’t mean to say i love you’ line lol angsty

a mom friend! someone to kinda... keep an eye on him

partners in crime bro the kinda person that just..... when they’re together it’s next level . and borderline dangerous because they just continue to hype each other up and play off of each other

a bit of a hookup .. situation like kajsdf basically the type of shit you see in friends with benefits and no strings attached before they catch feelings. smth like a fling idk

college roommatesr

flirtationships or just generally flirty frienships those are s ofun 

exes and unrequited loves and slowburns y’all know i’m a slut for that shit 

ok that’s all!! this is so shitty lmao aksjfh ok like this and i’ll come to u for plotzzzzzz 

[sociosynapse]

I wouldn’t have such a problem with any trans shit if it didn’t affect anyone else. Sure, call yourself different pronouns, I’ll play along. Go ahead and get that sex reassignment surgery bro, you do you.

Except... it fucking affects other people. It affects children, so it affects the future.

My fucking aunt (J) and cousin (T) from another state are visiting. We had a conversation, with my mum. It started off with T saying something about Bruce Jenner (or whatever “her” name is now). My mum started going off about the transvestite, and asked what the hell was up with T using female pronouns for him. In the middle of it, T said, “well she had the surgery so” and kinda trailed off. She sounded like she was saying what she thought the right answers were, she sounded unsure as fuck. J, naïve as she is, said, “Well, what’s the difference between that and a real woman?”

And boi lemme tell you I got hyped right there. I was ready to dish out all the shit I’ve been so passionate about learning. I told them about the vaginoplasty nonsense, and how shite it was. Explained how transwomen may get the “vagina” but still don’t have fallopian tubes, or ovaries, and have gone through male puberty.

When my father heard us (me) talking about vaginas, I heard tell me to change the topic. He’s very conservative- but I ignored him and he didn’t say anything when I continued on. Even talked about the clitorus for a good second.

It felt so good to be able to use my knowledge in the real fuckin world.... but thinking on it, I realized that this online-only fad is integrating into the real world. The fact that a discussion popped up, initiated by my (now in high school) cousin, is an awful realization. I had thought it really was just on the internet.

The trans ideology is leeching into young peeps’ minds. This shit isn’t harmless, by far. I really hope I can talk more about this shit with T tomorrow, because I’ve got a decent repertoire in regards to gender critical shit, probably.

[starryseo]

youtuber!jisung

time for the best sunshine boiii

han jisung

Chan | Woojin | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | JISUNG | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

he’s such an all-rounder at such a young age??

god blessed this boi straight up

he also does parkour with changbin & felix 

so sometimes he’s in their vids

but when they’re not filming themselves skateboarding

he’s the camera dude

doesn’t like using the skateboard as much as he likes trying the flips and shit normally

he’s deffo their one-man-hype squad and personal cheerleader

literally made a cheer for them

here are my boys, you can call them changlix

they’re gonna rock this place with their bombass flips

it’s really!!! cringey!!!!! but that’s why he uses it

gotta embarrass his homebois ok

lemme talk about his instagram before his youtube real quick

it’s  a e s t h e t i c  af

like he’ll use the best filters and get the best angles

but he doesn’t do it on purpose???

he literally snaps a pic and it comes out looking so fineee

once you actually click on a pic though

his captions are crazy

usually just gibberish

and he hashtags the most random parts of his day

they usually dont even make sense

but whatever

he’s also always on the hunt for flowercrowns 

his profile pic just alternates between the different ones he has

he’s 1/2 of the flower boy line what can i say

ok onto the yt stuff:

he has so !!! many !!!! prank videos

and they’re hilarious

they’re not like the cliche ones that lots of people post

he tries being creative,,,,

by creative i mean extreme

chan still gets flashbacks man,,,

he’ll actually plan these pranks out for weeks on end

like, he is that devoted to the pranks, it’s admirable but also insane

his first prank he thinks was quite basic compared to his current pranks, but it was this:

he created this video montage of him going to changbin’s house while he was away

and stealing one of his caps (like taking one every week or so)

he did this over 2 months the boy’s got a lot of caps and changbin kept asking all the guys if he had left his cap at their place bc ?? it’s gone ??

the poor boy was so confused rip

for safe-keeping,,, jisung didn’t tell any of the guys about his prank,,,, 

the only people that knew were woojin and changbin’s mums

bc they always let jisung into the houses

evil mums i know but their acting was A* whenever their kids asked them

he hid the caps at the bottom of woojin’s cupboard

knowing woojin would probably never look there/ get smth from there considering jisung could barely bend down to hide the caps there

at one point jisung thought changbin had figured out it was him

so then jisung was like “ay come over to my house to chill” to throw him off his track

like?? why would jisung invite him over if he has the caps??

to make it more believable jisung was like “bro imma go to the store real quick, you can carry on playing, no one else is home”

that would give changbin time to look around and find nothing if he was still suspicious

to test if changbin would actually check, he pulled a Light Yagami

just after he grabbed his wallet from his room

he stuck a lil’ bit of paper in between the door and the door jamb

and he shut the door

so if the door was opened, the paper would fall out

he went to the shops, bought some sweets and drinks for them,,,, y’know took his sweet  [pUNS] time outside to let changbin look around more

he came back, put the snacks on the table and went back in to his room to put his wallet away aaaaaand,,,

lo and behold,,,,,

the paper had fallen onto the floor

the room looked just as he had left it

but he kneeeeeeeew

he left changbin with one final cap lmao

and then he was like okkkk prank over

he took all the caps back and, when changbin wasn’t at home, put them all in really bad hiding places

and then he waited until the next day to upload the whole video onto his youtube channel

he almost got caught one time

but it wasn’t in changbin’s house it was at woojin’s

he had hidden the cap (thankfully) and just as he was leaving woojin came in

and he’s like ??? i didn’t know you were coming over

and he was like oshitwhatdoido

but he quickly lied like “oh i lost one of my earrings so i was looking around the guys’ houses”

woojin was like 🤔🤔 but you haven’t been to my house in a few weeks

and jisung was like oshitoshitHEKNOWS

“oh i know, but i can’t remember when i lost it so i was just making sure”

“ahhh ok” woojinn looked like he believed him so he just got the heck outta there asap

and just as a precaution he went to a few of the other guys’ houses too and pretended to look around

just in case woojin spoke to one of the other guys

he then coincidentally ‘found’ his earring at home lmao

as i said, he’s devoted to making the prank work as best as possible

anywayssss, changbin watched jisung’s prank video as soon as it came out because ??? jisung never said anything about a prank?? how did he, of all people, manage to stay quiet about a prank?

and then,,,,, he realised,,,,,

and boIIIIII was changbin mad

he washed all of his caps bc god knows wHAT jisung might’ve done with them

and then r a n - my homeboi literally sprinted - to jisung’s house and tackled him as soon as he saw him

and jisung was literally choking on his laughter

like changbin is strangling him but he’s still laughing

he also set up cameras in the room, knowing changbin would come sometime soon

added that as a lil’ reaction clip in his next video lmfao

he’s also obviously part of the ‘00 line gamers

and he’s usually the one that starts all the twitch streams and that

he’ll screen record as well and send changbin or chan the stuff to put on their channel

he’s that one guy that literally fucks about during a match but will still get a beautiful k/d ratio & be at least top 3

he’s basically cyanide from zf but instead of a girlfriend he has minho

he also gives a lot of shoutouts on his channel and during his videos

like it can be the most random person like “shoutout to that kid in the park that joined my parkour cheer, you got a lot to learn from me but i like your moves”

has also done small giveaways

stole one of chan’s hoodies & was like thiiiiis close to selling it off to someone but chan managed to get it back just in time

he also does reaction videos to the other guys’ videos just to annoy them ;^)

like he’ll switch between going “oh yeahhh that was an amazing kill binnie(!)” to “WHOA YES DAMN!!! HYUNJIN YOU GOT SKILLZ MA BOIIIIII”

he’s literally everyone’s hype man and he’s always so positive

except when he tried doing a diss track against changbin

started it off all serious and halfway through he just ended up laughing and mocking everyone in the group before giving up

he’s also so !!!! g00d !!!!!! at singing

so sometimes he’ll just be gaming and then he’ll start singing

and it’s going all nice and his voice is being beautiful

and then it comes to a long note and he just goes AAAAAAAAH and starts screaming

1) he just killed such a beautiful song wtf

2) he didn’t mute the mic so everyone’s ears are dead wtf

so now whenever he starts singing everyone just mutes him until at least 5 mins pass

including jeongin lmao this boi aint having none of ur shit jisung

they all come back to hearing “dudes?? felix you there?? hyunjin help meeee!!! WHY ARE NONE OF YOU REPLYING TO ME?!?!?!?1!!?1!?”

and jeongin deadass said “we muted you duh”

and jisung was just like “bruh <\3 even you?”

jeongin: “i muted you as soon as the game began” #SavageMaknaeFTW

jisung’s like “well, at least minho didn’t mute me this whole time right??”

“...”

everyone diED and a couple of minutes later you just hear minho go “oh he’s finally stopped singing? that was quick”

jisung rage quite that day lmfao

so,,,,

although he makes everyone’s lives quite hectic and crazy

he’s always positive

and he’s always there for the guys

he knows when to be serious and when to have fun

and he always lets the guys know that despite the jokes and pranks, he’s got their backs and loves them very much

he’s the most open about saying he loves them the cutie <3333

this series is almost ending it’s like watching a child grow up istg im sad :(((