#wtf is a KAHOOT

[hauntingyouwithpjo]

Bitches be saying some big ass words and I’m just agreeing (trying to understand what the heck is “i seldom cahoot”)

[motherofplatypus]

I made a Kahoot meme in a fandom and someone asked what's Kahoot and now i feel like an ancient being in a new civilization.

[ajs-bookmark]

PJO episode seven SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

episode SEVEN

ready for a better episode after disappointing ass lotus casino

my honest reaction: “GASP the waterbeds !”

BRO WHY IS HE FIGURING OUT ALL THIS AT ONCE PERCY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING STUPID

ARRRRGGGGG ITS MAKING ME MAD 😾

annabeth and her invisibility hat 🥰

there was supposed to be a fight i’m so sad :( 

theyre leaving so much out

AW AW AW THE SCENE WITH HIS MOM he’s so persassy

does grover have a fucking stressball

please let there be the bathtub line please please please

“we’re all dying to some extent” HELP HSHAHAH

YOU CAN BUY A NEW WHISTLE IS WILD

why is cerberus lowkey adorable

awww annabeth petting him is so cutesy

lmao grover rolling out from under his lip ��💀

UH OH THE SHOES

yes yes yes the ball my favorite part

percy’s so concerned for annabeth its adorableeeee

OMGS GROVER LOST HIS PEARL

this is so much higher stakes than three pearls to begin with 

WALKING ACROSS THE ROOF OF A GYM HAHAHAHA

“period” 💅

holy hades that skeleton thing scared me 

it’s giving “one more reel before bed: the reel:”

“i’ll be okay” i started crying

“you can do this i know you can”

OMGS GROVER BEINGGDRAGGED INTO TARTARUS

wtf tartarus is so scary

THE THE THE THE THE LIGHTNIGN. BOTL WHAT

zeus is just gonna have to wait ICONIC

“why are you trying so hard to get rid of me. i’d never do this to you.”

hades’ palace is so cool !!!

“is this our stop or” bro wtf do you think

hades is interesting. i was expecting him to give DILF vibes ngl. i don’t like the actor for him ill be honest, i wish he was more dark and brooding

“huh ?” he’s so me

“i seldom kahoot”

“my helm 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾”

what a king. i know he loves his mom and all but he knows what’s up

POSEIDON ???? please be hot please be hot please be hot

he’s such a basic white man wtf. 

IS HE BRITISH ???? nvm he’s so sexy i changed my mind mmmmm british man

OMGS THE WAY HIM AND ANNABETH LOOK AT EACH OTHER IM CRYING SCREAMING

him and ares are about to fight to the death

in summary, i am hades.

[actuallyolly]

KOTLC Characters as texts in my groupchats

Keefe - there's something hatching above my bed

Keefe - it was a big ass spider that im pretty sure was part alien and going to get me pregnant with alien babies

Fitz - Bro wtf

Fitz - That's just hentai

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Dex - I let put the most gnarly fart to ever exist in social studies.

Sophie - What

Sophie - IM SENDING DEX TO ALINA

Dex - No. Please. I'm sorry. I promise to never fart again pookie

Sophie - I hate you

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Marella - You know those little, really annoying squeaky toy horn things that are really loud

Marella - I will never, ever, EVER, buy one of those for the baby

Marella - Let me tell you that right now

Marella - Those things make me wanna kms

Linh - Heading to target right now to buy one <3

Marella - I swear to God if you do I'm killing you and getting full custody

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Keefe - Kahoot of my life at my funeral guys let's see who gets the will

Tam - What's in your will

Keefe - All my assets

Tam - Okay and those are? Mommy issues? Or the full the heart of the matter audiobook collection? I need details.

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Biana - Sophie btw I'm pregnant and ur the father

Biana - Probably

Sophie - L

Sophie - No money for you

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Keefe - This is an actual convo that happened at lunch

Keefe - Dex: What's your favorite fruit? Me: You. winks

Tam - Poor Dex

Keefe - STOP YOUR SO MEAN TO ME

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Sophie - um. someone in packaging fucked up fr

Keefe - The beads have spoken. Ur cok.

Sophie - Hahaha

Keefe - shut up. Ur cok.

[bitchapalooza]

Did your school ever do class inspection where the principal would sit in one of the teacher's classes for like half of it to make sure they're doing their job and the kids are learning? Well I think Clavell would do this and things would go smoothly, things are going great. The inspections arent a suprise at all, the teachers and students have time to prepare. Except Jacq. Because he fucking forgot. So Clavell walks in on them watching Brainbop or Magic School Bus or maybe they're playing Kahoot where a kid snuck an inappropriate name in when Jacq wasnt looking and they are the top player every single game and at this point Jacq thinks everyone else is losing on purpose. Anyway, Clavell isn't surprised but wtf Jacq they're supposed to be learning according to the school's curriculum skshjsjs

[rain-nap-write]

I’m gonna set this idea here and maybe come back to it, maybe not. I don’t know how to make it short, so it would probably be long and I don’t know how motivated I am for that LMAO, I am still working on that Claude one! Anyhow, here’s an idea for a totk link x reader! (It’s kind of long). I like to come up with scenarios in my head when I listen to music, and this was one :)

Ok so,

In the events (early) of breath of the wild, you’re part of the yiga clan, but you’ve been having doubts because most of the continent is afraid of you. Trouble is, you’ve been there your whole life, you’re one of their important fighters, and the blood moon resets nature.

You were technically involved with the recent events between the yiga and shieka, but you and (can’t remember his name but the guy in kakariko who has two kids and left the yiga) we’re in kahoots, and you did everything you could to protect his wife. She knew that, and urged you to stay quiet to protect yourself. This was another thing driving you away from the yiga. But how were you supposed to abandon everything, where would you even go? You loved these folks and you didn’t think the shieka would accept that you had a change of heart, even if (the dude’s name) vouched for you. That might even get him in trouble!

So for now, you’ll stick it out.

When link first gets off the Great Plateau, he has an encounter with you. You beat him and he’s not really fighting you back, so when you’re over him and hoisting a weapon to lodge in his throat, your hesitancy that has built through the battle finally takes hold. You’re kinda like, “Wtf?? Why aren’t you fighting back??” He answer back like a, “I want to help people, not hurt them.”

After that, you can’t really find it in your heart to kill him. You even give him some healing potions and take him to dueling peaks stable (in disguise) and point him towards kakariko. Tbh you’re kind of worried about him.

The next time you’re sent to fight him, he’s on his way to zoras domain to take on the divine beast and you pop out of the sky. You didn’t now it was him, since you were just sent after a guy sparking some Link rumors among the yiga. You also didn’t know that you popped up between him and a battle between a monster encampment. Taken off guard, you were struck from behind, but you fended them off the best you could, given that you are on the verge of a blackout. Link helps you and gives you some healing stuff this time. He asks you if you’re going to hurt him (he recognizes a mark on your mask) and stares at you, waiting for an answer. After thinking about what to do, you answer no.

You even decide to help him. While you’re not ready to drop everything and join him (yet) you will make him a charmed necklace. You make it, and let him know that it will ward off the tracking of the yiga, honing that knowledge, and if he’s in danger or not, to you alone so you can come when he needs. (He’s gotta hide it, so that if the yiga in disguise catch him, they won’t catch on).

He finds out after he reaches the Zoe as domain, that if he thinks about you really hard, you’ll be summoned. You think he’s in danger, so you get kind of annoyed when he does this (he does it a lot on his way to the next divine beast, he is lonely and sad. Plus, you’re kind to him. Even though you get super annoyed bc you never know if you’re about to get hit or watch him roll around in the grass or smth).

At some point before the second divine beast, he stops in a field of dandelions and thinks about you really hard, wanting you to enjoy it too :) Of course, you pop up and start your little half hearted annoyed rant, but you stop when you notice him. He’s just been looking at you with the sweetest smile on his face, even though you’ve been kind of upset (not really, you love when he calls and he is very smug about knowing this). It literally makes your heart ache.

You tell him that you want to join him, and leave the yiga (but if he goes to kakariko, you’ll be at dueling peaks (until you eventually reconcile) shaking in your boots). Link is so happy, you think you’re going to have a heart attack. You tell him you’ll be back by night, you’ve gotta get your belongings and make sure it’s untraceable, maybe fake your death. He’s got a smile from ear to ear and he’s excited to have you along, nearly tearing up as you teleport away.

Little did you know you would not have to try faking your death, as you’re getting jumped by the yiga as soon as your sigils show up. Everyone is acting weird and so you decide sooner rather than later, and grab your stuff because your spider senses are tingling. At that point, you notice something’s about to go down and you’re sprinting for the entrance. You don’t want to fight these folks, they’re your family. Or, they once were, years ago. Anyhow, you’re dodging left and right until you’re in the lil canyon spot and get confronted by kohga and a bunch of blade masters. You take them on, but you’re pretty wounded bc a bunch of more advanced foot soldiers had also caught up.

You do your best to get their unconscious selves next to a fire in the canyon because the sun is going down, and you can name these people (you don’t want them hurt). You drag yourself to the bazaar and they help you heal up, a few of them saw the fight and were grateful (not knowing the story) and you return to Link.

Link was taking down a lynel, trying to build back up his skills after struggling with the polymus one. He spots your sigils and gets a little freaked out because of the situation you’re all about to be in (even more freaked out when he catches the state you’re in). You help him out a little, as best you can, and he’s making sure you don’t take more damage (while being careful himself. he only earned a scratch, which you fixed up).

You share a heart to heart, and it’s kinda romancy. You share a bunch of those throughout the botw events, and heartwarming moments. Also several “oh no! One bed!” Moments. But you don’t get together until after Zelda is safe. Link is a sap but he’s got goals (I say as he was romancing you the whole way).

ANYHOW, TEARS OF THE KINGDOM! SO,

Y’all are adventuring the castle, and the Gannon event starts happening. You’re sprinting for Zelda and grab her hand, but you’re both shoved off by Gannon attacking Link. As you’re falling you squeeze Zelda close to you and are getting ready to pull out a glider or teleport, when y’all are pulled back in time.

You’re kind of there protecting Zelda (in link’s place instead of beside him 😔). The day the memory happens where Sonia is got by gannondorf, you happen to catch him just before he gets there. You’re strong and skilled, but you’re no triforce wielder, and you don’t have the sword. But, he sees potential in your strength, and sees the magic that you possess (yiga stuffs), so he’s holding you by the throat and goes to the spot behind Sonia. You can’t even brush your feet on the floor, and you’re helpless as it happens. Zelda is trying to figure out what to do, because you’re held hostage, but Sonia needs immediate assistance. You’re waving at her to shoo her away, signaling that you’re ok (not true lmao). So, when rauru comes, they make their escape. (POV: Link watching in absolute horror)

Gannondorf drags you to wherever the chasm is and figures he can use you as an amplifying power source (like a horcrux prism or smth). He uses the tear on you to kind of make you suspended in his malice in an everlasting state of giving and taking power from you. You are where most of the never ending malice comes from, even while he’s sapped dry, for him and the other gannons. (It’s kind of like when aang is in that water monster thing, but gone completely wrong). But because of this, you are able to be mindless through eons of time (took inspiration from the Zelda dragon).

On his way to the second or third sage, Link is exploring a chasm from a well in some ruins (pretty close to the korok forest maybe?) and comes across a being of malice chained to the floor. It had been shunned by the light for all of these years, stuck in the darkness far underground. It put him on the verge of tears to look at it, but he wasn’t fully sure why. Maybe a part of him knows that this is where you ended up. The dark to contrast Zelda’s light.

As he’s fighting you in malice and chains, he’s created an opening. It is one that the malice flowing out of you is quickly trying to cover, but not quick enough. Link got you out of the being that was suspending you. a cord of the malice was still attached, and with watery eyes, he quickly separates it from you using the sword of light. With bated breath, the hero checks for signs of you being alive, and upon confirmation begins sobbing. The tears that had welled up were cascading freely down his cheeks as he cradled you close to him. Much of the malice surrounding y’all (along with your malice suit) and in the chasm, and some in the overworld, is gone now.

All these months, he felt he had been staving off insanity. He went from living a mostly normal life, surrounded by the love of friends and of you, to being completely alone, fighting for ghosts of the past and the future in the blink of an eye. He had seen you through Zelda’s memory, watching as you and the others no longer partook in those, one by one. He longed to see the both of you again. Link begged to embrace you in his arms night after night.

Finally, here you were.

Link stopped everything when he felt a hand on his cheek, softly brushing the tears away. He looked down at you, and only began to cry harder. You were crying too now, as you fully embrace him.

The two of you then go on the adventure to save Zelda again :) it would def have bits of romance, but I fear writing it would be repetitive (only because it’s me. If someone else did it, it would probably be fine. I think maybe I would have to make it after he has the sages, then he gains you and fights Gannon. Maybe even after he saves Zelda!)

[mrmcwigglyman]

Live thoughts on Phase Euphoria debuts

Saya: 10 minutes in and I have no fucking clue if she even knows what she's doing. ESL Energy without being ESL. Dog barking during stream. Ayo debut Kahoot? Drew a rainbow using only a red marker. Drew a picture of a snail for no reason and even she doesn't know what it means. Shiki sister? Does that mean Rin sister?

Runie: Orisong for the lore video! Lore: Fucked around and found out. Runie can have a little 10,000 demons as a treat. Afraid of butterflies, trains. Introduced genmates as runes!

Muyu: Speaks in 3rd person. Probably gonna have dedicated OOC streams like Jelly and Dizzy. Can't read dates. WTF Her music taste is so good! Cow-waii. RHYTHM GAME PLAYER LFG!! She's been wearing an actual bell the entire debut. (bell jumpscare count: 1). Tearing up already 💜💜💜! Knew Saya before PC. Wait she was a hologram the whole time before the song, wasn't she?

Hina: Oh no she's gullible. Best way to show off tongue ever. She is 2 light years long, apparently. Or maybe 2 light years away from us? I don't know, light years are a measure of distance, right? Dubstep let's go?? Obsessed with elves apparently. IYU❤️O. An about me segment that doesn't use ANY form of traditional PowerPoint? Impressive.

Eimi: Badass orisong. Noted: should not be taller than Saya. Water bottle holds 2 liters. Permanent :3 face. Hamster GED. FELLOW CHILDREN'S CARTOON ENJOYER. Noted: only has the hamster ears. Possible band kid, trumpet player? I literally can't tell if she's saying "hamster" or "hipster", and both make equal amounts of sense.

[crimescene-death]

HAHAHHAHHGAHAHGA IM PLAYING SOME SAD ASS GAME AND KAHOOT MUSIC STARTED PLAYING WTF

[am3ricanj3sus]

4/26

song of the day:

today wasn’t so bad y’all. I actually found it pretty nice. I talked to js about all my friends and found out so many things.

today there was like a fight in the locker room and I was like omg…. I didn’t know the girls involved personally but there was like pepper spray and stuff involved. it was crazy. anyways. I learned how to officially use a sewing machine!!!! I tend to forget about the presser foot sometimes and I think that’s what messes me up the most. in second period we had a sub and he was kinda mean. he was chill mostly but like js another white man. he kinda looks like the guy for terminator. but the best was lunch tbh. my dad brought me chinese food from one of my fav places and I was so happy. I shared with my friends and we talked shit. in third it was basically the same thing. talking shit and eating. and I love my friends in that class and we feel really close at times but then their other friends come in and they up and leave and i’m js there like :( I don’t really care ik that there closer with them but they js leave. it’s whatever though. this time they included me in the convo!!! in fourth we had a sub too and she’s pretty chill cause she’s older. I only made like 4 plates this week when I was supposed to make 6 sooo erm. i’m js so tired of that class. like I love it it’s fun but I don’t have friends so it’s boring. anyways me and my mom were supposed to go to the school musical tonight but she got sick so we couldn’t. it’s whatever though cause we’re going tmrw night.

anyways. I watched millers girl and it really got me thinking. like ofc it’s bad if an older man takes advantage of a young girl. but I would never actually get with my tc. like that’s all pure fantasy. and I think people misunderstand that about having tcs. like most will never do anything about it since their tcs have like family’s and wife’s. mines pretty young so he hasn’t settled down and there’s that little hope of “oh i have a chance” but also like… girl wtf. like I said. it’s all a fantasy. but speaking of mr c. I only saw him once today wtf. and I didn’t even see him fully!!! he was coming out of the staff bathroom and looked my way (I was being loud asf) and I was talking to my friend about it like. i’m almost done with school. I graduate in a year. it’s whatever if I have a crush on him. it’s not like i’m gonna act on it. there’s times I wish I would but ik I shouldn’t and won’t.

anyways that other guy I had a crush on. man he’s being a bitch. he’s my friend and I love him. but he got a gf YESTERDAY and he’s like ignoring our friends. he’s been acting weird all day but jeez. and the girl he’s dating is nice. like i’ve had classes with her she’s chill. but he’s being like weird. I miss him. ik that he’s better mentally now more than ever. but I miss who he was before he lost his old friends and started dating her. but alas, there’s not much I can do.

now, i’ve had a crush on this guy, i’ll call him coco, since october. I don’t even know how it happened. I had 2 classes with him last semester and I didn’t even notice him till after fall break. he came to school with this hair cut and I was like omg… and I started to develop a crush on him before break. like the week leading up to it. I remember during a kahoot for history he took my spot at the top of the board and I went “who tf is coco?!?” (like the one tiktok but his real name yk) and my friend was like “that one in the corner” and I was like oh okay…;). and it kinda js took off from there. I spent 3 months like just crushing on him like crazy. I would answer questions and try and be funny out loud so that he would see me. but it has not worked. and i’m scared to talk to him. he’s like kinda weird tbh. but that’s for another time. I was scared since I didn’t have any classes with him for second semester but also glad since i could get over my crush. then the first day of the semester came. and I didn’t have a second period. so I talked to my councilor and she’s like oh let’s put u in second period english. i’m like yayaya cause it’s with a teacher I love. so I walk into class and i’m smiling and then boom. he’s right there. wtf bro bro. it was cool though cause all my friends are in that class too. my crush for him is still there but it’s slowing going away. I think everything he’s said about anything has just made me want to throw up. but he’s so pretty. like ugh. he doesn’t smile all the often and ugh. he’s so cute when he does. there’s this pic of his freshman year where he is trying to smile with his teeth but he’s like forcing it so he js looks goofy. I love it though he’s so cute like:(((((( but im never gonna tell him. i’d rather die actually. which it why i’m gonna go to bed.

[rai-scutum]

I love finding random screenshots of shit I’ve said like:

Wtf was I on talking about kahoot like this?

[likeadeadbattery]

HNGHHHH I FORGOT I HAD A UNIT EXAM TODAY WTF

I also lost my hat I wore everyday on the weekend… it was a fuzzy pink bucket hat shaped like a bear. I loved it and it feels so weird not wearing it 😔

I MISS IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭

(I mean, it could be worse.. I could’ve lost my ankh necklace that I wear everyday… I would be *really* lost without that.)

Update: WOOOOO I GOT 30/30 ON THAT EXAM (I had gotten 28, I believe, but I had *just enough* bonus points from a prior Kahoot)

[netherator]

I'm listening to kahoot music rn and wtf this is fucking divine when did they make this one

[mchi22]

Why the fuck is a driving class making you do a kahoot wtf???

GNFDSGDFJKS I DONT KNOW..... im taking both like, actual driving practice classes as well as like stupid classwork shit where i already know everything it sucks -_-

[bullshit-bulltrue]

Hawk Talk

i didn't forget this time <3

so i was listening to rock full blast this morning and it was such a mood

didn't realize that i was next to michael and since i'm a nosy bitch i took one earbud out to listen

so yeah chill

and then i walked away because there was too many tall people and i didn't want to get trampled when the AP (i think it was the AP) let us in the hallways

and i ended up standing next to ANOTHER guy i knew a while back and holy SHIT he is TALL

he's in my broadcast class 👀

so yeah

and y'all he's gender envy frfr

ANYWAY-

i start walking and yk Michael? i went to my locker to put my lunch away and shit and my 1st period is right there and if y'all been paying attention that's the class i have with him

and there was a line starting to wait to enter the classroom and i was Brave Enough™️ to ask him if where he was was the back of the line and he said yeah and i smiled a little and said hi and he said hi back

if you know me, you know that talking to people i think are pretty is fucking difficult and you should be proud and give me a hug for this because i felt like my legs were going to give out from feeling so much anxiety at that moment

so yaeh <3

class went smoothly

Mr. M gave us a kahoot to play that was based on maps and stuff to test our memory and stuff

and he said we were allowed to to help each other (desk buddies) on the quiz and the kahoot bc they're formative grades and delaney (the cuntwad i sit next to) asked for my help so i gave her the wrong answers tehehe <3

and yeah i took notes today and they're legible bc if my friends asks to borrow notes i wanna make sure they can actually read 'em lol

and then i went to math and these dumb bitches talked about highlighter and lipgloss and concealer for a solid 20 minutes

my knowledge of makeup is widened to a completely different level than before

and when i say dumb bitches

i mean

the only way they got to this class (advanced btw) was by cheating on the state mandated tests

it was that bad

but that means i'm the smart one at yet another table so fuck yeah

and Mr. H (math teach) is super fucking awesome

i told him my last name for something bc i was having trouble signing into and application since i never used it before and he was like "what?" bc i always tell everyone the easy way of saying my name

and he's like yeah no that sucks and now he's the only teacher who can say it the right way and i'm excited because nobody ever does say it right !!

so after math ended me and lanie went to English and yk what that means

*drumroll*

are you thinking that means talking to the pretty guys?

well your fucking wrong.

we had to do state mandated testing.

and we have to continue on monday but it's okay because me, lanie, and D are about halfway done

oh and also so it turns out that D's name doesn't actually start with a D

it starts with a B

so we'll call him Delgado from now on because that's his last name

i think

whatever it's either his first or last name and fuck it

so yeah

oh back to testing

so throughout the test i had like science questions??

wtf i don't know why either it was literally an English test

so i had my scratch paper and he had some paper too so we kept writing little notes to each other to pass the time and like flipping the paper when Mrs. K (English teach) came around lol

and like at one point i wrote "fuck whoever created [insert teat name] they can go to hell" and he had the cutest little laugh and wrote "ong" on his paper

ik it sounds like nothing but you don't understand this is the only guy that willingly talks to me (well there's like 2 others but ykwim) and the girls are too hostile for my taste lmao

AND HE DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF MY ANXIETY

at one point i pulled out a lifesaver mint from my suitcase (not really a suitcase but i like to call it that. let me have my fun.) and he mouthed "what is it?" and i whispered back that it was a mint and since the teacher told the class to shut up (she's nice, i swear) i wrote "it helps my anxiety" and tapped my pencil on the desk to show him the note and he smiled a little and was like ohh

yes, i know, not making fun of a girl's anxiety is the barest of minimums, but everyone at my school that doesn't have anxiety makes fun of it, okay

and like baseball guy kept glancing at lanie, and i could sense the awkwardness between them, and every time he looked at her, me and lanie looked at each other, and we were the epitomy of the "👀😶" emoji combo

so yeah

and like i can't tell if she likes him more or if he likes her more but i'll keep you updated

OH AND FORGOT TO MENTION

i saw baseball guy in the hallway and i now know that he passes me in the hall while i wait outside the door for math on odd days (we have even and odd days at our school)

that was litetally the only thing i forgot, i used caps lock because i wanted to be dramatic

anyway

so we were all packing up for lunch and i had the Courage™️ to ask the boys if they wanted to eat lunch with us and two of them agreed

(Delgado and his Short Bestie™️)

so we planned to meet at the front of the mess hall, right? well wrong because apparently i'm too short for Delgado to see or some shit but Lanie is like 5'7 or maybe even taller cus i have to fucking tilt my head upward to SEE HER FACE

so me and lanes were just like fuck it

oh and i couldn't wait for them forever bc i had to give my lunch to a girl in broadcast

so like we sat down and ate and talked

and then Delgado got up to go talk to someone at a table behind us and we make eye contact so i just smile and wave

and he got caught off guard and was like where were you??

and i explained and he was like ohhh

so now we know where he usually sits and on Monday when we all have the same period lunch we'll sit together lol

i have to sit by myself tomorrow because my friend's lunch schedules are different than mine on even days :(

[lwieserce]

ouuuu what do i do now... learn wtf is test studenta t and anova? make the kahoot about mental illnessess?