Посмотрела я, значит, на днях "Лего Бэтмена". Честно сказать, изначально ничего особенного я от этого мульта не ожидала - меня не зацепил "Лего: Фильм", я вообще не особый любитель Бэтмена и самое главное - совершенно не фанат DC (предан Marvel всей душой, лол). Ну, и перед просмотром настраивалась на задорненький мультбоевичок, завоевавший славу за счет и так уже порядком заезженного Темного Рыцаря. Но черт, того, что я увидела, я не ожидала никак. Серьезно, с первых минут мульт затянул меня бешеным, цветастым экшеном совсем не Лего-размаха, бодрым забавным роком в исполнении Бэтси и весьма искрометными шутейками, на которые, признаться, DC, как я думала, не способны. Но главное даже не это. И не то, что в мульте 12+ присутствует ехидный взрослый юморок, стеб над весьма серьезными вещами и педофильские намеки на отношения Бэтмена и Робина. Главное то, что я, ожидая необремененный сюжетом легкий мультец, получила лучшую, черт возьми, гей-историю любви нашего поколения! Весь сюжет завязан на этих "осо��ых" отношениях Бэтмена и Джокера, пропитан недвусмысленными намеками на них, а в конце так вообще нам преподносят абсолютно классическое примирение лав/хейт гей-пары, только осознавшей всю глубину своих чувств друг к другу. Твою мать, да мистер Джей устроил в Готэме апокалипсис только чтобы Бэтмен, наконец, признал их отношения! Нет, серьезно, настолько откровенного гейроманса я еще не видел. И знаете, не хочу видеть. Потому что вот эта история любви двух самых непримиримых и неразлучных врагов DC в исполнении Лего, завернутая в обертку сумасшедшего экшена, энергичной бешеной музыки и безумных ярких красок - настоящая классика и идеал немного ангстовых и драматичных, но все равно хэппи-эндовых любовных отношений, неважно, будут они гейскими или гетеросексуальными. И другого мне, пожалуй, пока не хочется. #legothemovie #legobatmanthemovie #legobatman #legojoker #legobatjokes #batjokes #sogay #gayeverywhere
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Writing Format: Outsider POV - Stony Bingo Card Challenge
Alice Epshteyn
@Alice_schnorr
What’s in your cup? Excellent coffee reviews and coffee shop run downs in NYC.
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Joined November 20011
Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
What makes a coffee shop aesthetic?
3:15 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Some people would say, the look and feel of the shop must add in some way to your coffee drinking experience.
3:16 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Is the atmosphere dark and brooding, like their African single-source roast. (feel like this should be in a Batman movie. Very Gotham City.)
3:18 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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LEGO Batman ✔ @LEGOBatmanTHEMOVIE
Replying to @alice_schnorr
Run like Batman, drive like Batman, DJ like Batman. Drink the coffee like Batman.
3:18 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · Gotham City
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LEGO Batman ✔ @LEGOBatmanTHEMOVIE
Replying to @alice_schnorr
Dark. Brooding. Important.
3:18 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · Gotham City
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @LEGOBatmanTHEMOVIE
Well, then you’ll like this coffee. Dark, brooding, full of itself.
3:19 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
This cafe has something to recommend it; highly toned backside on the brunette in line. You could bounce a quarter off that.
3:21 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @fem_freak
I confess, I _am_ objectifying, but you would be, too, if you could see dat ass.
3:23 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Okay, doing my job now. Kenya AAA, 8/10. Little oily. Brorista gets points for not trying to tell me what to order.
3:28 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @DDoomVDoom
You know the kind of guy I mean. Little girls can’t order coffee, it’s a big manly drink. I see you with your 10 sugar packets.
3:32 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Dat ass sat down across from me. Looks like he’s waiting for someone. Drumming fingers, checking phone. Meet-cute waiting to happen?
3:33 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Big and Blond wearing tee two sizes too small. Disguised mouth dropping open as cough. OMG, shop goes up 2 stars for the view!
3:40 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Oooh, it is a first date! I turned off the music, leaving headphones in. This should be interesting!
3:41 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Late coffee, could turn into early dinner? B&B has very open body language, he’s leaning in, one arm on the table.
3:43 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Dat Ass is more casual; leaned back. Complaining about the coffee. Answering all B&B’s questions, but hasn’t asked any of his own.
3:48 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Oh, a question: Dat Ass shows interest at last! Oh, B&B is an _artist_, isn’t that precious? Contracts out for advertising firms to pay bills.
3:51 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Ooooh! First misstep; Arts&Crafts complains about cold, callous businessmen with no appreciation for art? Dat Ass? Is a CEO.
3:56 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Mayday Mayday! Date going down in flames! Both of them closed body language now. Arms crossed. You could land an airplane on Dat Ass’s pout.
4:06 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Arts&Crafts, maybe should not mention that Dat Ass “looks adorable when he’s angry.” That’s like dating 101.
4:06 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @dating_101
Yeah, I hear ya. Everyone needs a list of First Date No-No’s http://www.datingloveandsextips.com/1st-date-conversation/
4:08 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Oh, Arts&Crafts is backpedalling. Told anecdote about live-model art class he was in. Good material. Dat Ass is smiling again.
4:10 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @raven_darkholme
I don’t know what live-model class, he didn’t say. Did you fall off the table while modeling?
4:11 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Apparently they’re a blind date; mutual friend set them up. Dat Ass is telling long, self-involved story of how mutual and he met.
4:16 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @raven_darkholme
Good, it wasn’t you. Sounds embarrassing!
4:18 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
She was his personal assistant. Now she’s junior veep at one of his smaller wholly owned subsidiaries? Nice fast track!
4:19 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
I need a new job! No, no, kidding, kidding, boss. I do not. I love my job. I love my boss. I promise!
4:22 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Replying to @coffees_of_the_world
Thanks for the offer, I’ll utilize it when @Rave_reviews and I sit down for our next salary discussion.
4:25 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Arts&Crafts met their mutual in sky-diving class. He had a Groupon. This guy is precious, Dat Ass, snap him up.
4:31 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
I am now listening to Arts&Crafts explain Groupon to a Fortune 500 CEO?
4:33 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Dude, he doesn’t need to discover new restaurants. He could just _buy one_ if he wanted it.
4:37 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Food preferences. Dat Ass likes schwarma, burgers, and coffee. Arts&Crafts makes a joke about fondue. And roast turkey legs at the fair.
4:41 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Dat Ass made LOTR joke “red meat, right off the bone.” Oh god, nerds in love. They are bonding over Tolkien.
4:42 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Now they are arguing over elves at Helm’s Deep. This could go well, or it could go terribly. Both know the source material.
4:51 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
My coffee is long gone. My job is done for today. But listening in on this is fascinating.
5:11 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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Alice Epshteyn ✔ @alice_schnorr
Awwww, they’re going to go for date #2. Good luck Dat Ass and Arts&Crafts. Wish I could get a sneak peek at them in a month.
5:19 PM - Aug 12, 2017 · New York, New York
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