#LDO edit

[caliphoria17]

Cruz Manuelos + trying to keep her composure

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Hello, how are you doing? 😉

I’ve got a funny idea.. Well it’s funny to me I’m not sure if it will be funny to you. 😅

So I vaguely remember Luigi’s day out Mario calling Luigi “dumbass geek” and I was like what if he had a geeky S/O. It would kinda be like “Haha Karma came back and kicked ur butt.” Moment. Like reader doesn’t look like a stereotypical geek. She’s like very very attractive so it kind of flew under the radar and it isn’t until later into the relationship where her geekiness starts to show itself.

I feel like Luigi’s day out Mario would be having a full on crisis. He would probably be like “Oh my god I’ve been dating a geek this whole time.” type thing but in all honesty he doesn’t think it’s too bad cause reader doesn’t act like his brother so that kinda helps a bit and he also thinks it’s funny [Not in a mean way tho.] to hear her ramble about what her current interests are. Sure he might not get some of it but he likes hearing reader’s voice.

[In this request reader will be using She/Her pronouns 👌]

[That’s all! Hope you’re doing well and taking good care of yourself. 👍]

Luigi’s Day Out Mario With A Geeky S/O

Hey there! Thanks for the ask!

I’m doing good thanks for asking. Ngl I almost wrote for LDO Luigi because my brain decide to write out that you wanted LDO Mario and assume it was for LDO Luigi because I saw the quote about him calling Luigi a ‘dumbass geek’. But I managed to save myself lol. Anyways hope you like it. ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: She/Her

Warning: ❌

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Luigi’s Day Out Mario + Luigi’s Day Out Luigi + His Mother (idk her name sorry) + Mentions of Luigi’s Day Out Daisy + Luigi’s Day Out Waluigi

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art originally by hotdiggedydemon + Banner by Haterlovin (Edited By Me) on Pinterest

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- Honestly the fact that you might possibly be a geek completely flew under his radar. I think he would be too focused that he managed to get you. You were considered very attractive by many people so the fact that he of all people managed to get with you admittedly fueled his ego a bit. He feels like he won some sort of competition with you being his girlfriend. I like to think he actually wasn’t expecting you to say yes to him. He’d probably did it in a joking way so when you accepted it he was surprised but overall played it off like ‘he knew you’d say yes’ and how ‘no one could resist him’ overall being a cocky bastard but is actually happy that you said yes but pretended to not be too affected by it.

- He’s definitely the type of boyfriend to be constantly talking about you to anyone and everyone who would listen whether they actually want to hear it or not. As I said before he’s a cocky bastard so from the day you two got together he is not going to keep his mouth shut about you. He kind of feels like he has the right to no matter how many times people complain about it. If someone does tell him to shut up he just shoots back “Aw what’s the matter? Jealous that I actually managed to get her” or “Your just mad that I got to her before you can huh?” things like that. The way he talks about you to other people honestly makes them want to punch him sometimes. He’d say things like “Imagine not having a girlfriend?” “[Name] is so beautiful, glad she’s with me.” “Don’t you wish you had a Girlfriend like [Name]? Too bad she’s with me” etc.

- Adding on from the previous point since he literally can not keep his mouth shut about you pretty much everyone knows that the two of you are dating. Ranging from strangers, his ‘friends’ and his family. Their reactions vary, some are absolutely confused at the fact the two of you are dating. How did this emo fucker managed to get someone as beautiful as you? Even his own ‘friends’ are so confused. As for his brother and mother they were very excited and happy (mostly his mother though). She pretty much acts like how every parent asks every single question about you like what your name is? What were you like? Were you pretty? Is he treating you right? And goes on and on about it even after Luigi’s Day Out Mario telling her to stop and being embarrassed at the ambush of questions. For his Brother Luigi he’s just happy for his brother. He doesn’t really have any bad opinions about it even if he did (not that he has or will) Mario would tell him to shut it.

- He’s definitely the type of person to show you off and your beauty. As soon as he spots someone eying the two of you up you can bet he’s suddenly all up in your business. He’s grabbing your hand tightly bringing you closer while giving said person a smirk while giving them a look like ‘you jealous?’ Even around people like Daisy and Waluigi. The both of them are like “dude? I know you like her but do you have to publicly show it?” and he’s like “Of course I do. How else am I supposed to show she’s my girlfriend?” He likes riling people up by doing this.

- He definitely likes to get the two of you in trouble. Sometimes he doesn’t mean to do it but just like in the original animation he’s probably doing some shit that should've grab the police attention but does he care? No. He hasn’t gotten caught yet so why does it matter? He enjoys the feeling of doing it and he enjoys it more doing it with you. That’s how he likes to spend his time with you. So do expect yourself to be in situations like jumping fences or visiting abandoned places to have smoke sessions.

- As I said in the first point, due to your attractiveness he doesn’t really acknowledge your geekiness until the two of you feel really comfortable in the relationship. He probably accidentally stumbled upon this while the two of you were hanging out (e.g. in his room or during your smoke sessions). He probably just mentions him trying to get into a new band and it just evolves into you just giving him a full blown lecture of your favourite musician. For example “I don’t know I’ve been trying to listen to other things. Been tired of listening to the same shit over and over again.” he complained while toying his finger on his guitar that he owns then you just asked him “have you listened to [insert band name] before?” he looks at you before asking “no, who are they?” then you just went into airplane mode about your love for said band. Just think of that one yapper x listener tiktok meme.

- That’s pretty much when it pretty much hit him that he’s dating a geek. As you continued to talk about said band he’s listening to every single word you're saying. Lowkey having a crisis like “Is this what I get for calling my brother dumbass geek?” But overall surprisingly besides the initial surprise he’s actually really okay with it. Like sure if it was someone else he would’ve told him to shut up but he actually really likes it. Besides some slight teasing from him he just lets you do it because he likes to think that it’s just your voice that makes it a lot more tolerable. Plus you actually look really cute doing it even if he doesn’t get what your saying half of the time.

- I feel like he would purposely try to find ways into getting you into your little sessions just to hear you talk. He likes to offhandedly mention one of your favourite shows or comics and ask you questions about a certain character or the overall plot of said show or comic. Sometimes he likes to show off your knowledge, if someone says something wrong about a topic you know he immediately pauses them and says “I’m not sure if that’s correct, what do you say [Name]?” He says teasing the other person as you talk to said person about the topic.

- I feel like he would be the type of boyfriend to do anything for you and you alone. For example if you wanted something and have been talking about it to him you can bet he’s getting it for you. Even if the thing is expensive he would get it and by that he would probably steal it but to him it’s worth it if it’s for you. He doesn’t care that much about what people say about when he does this he just tells them off and for them to mind their business.

- Pretty much the only time you get to see him outside of his dick behaviour is with you. You can see him actually seems calm around you, when the two of you are chilling together, the two of you are just up against each other as the two of you just talk about random shit and just rant about things you like or don’t like. Overall, despite being an asshole he’s actually a good boyfriend to you.

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[raining-anonymously]

for a kids’ cartoon, this show has got a LOT of different endings. for ANY show, it’s got a lot of different endings! i’m really very curious about which ones other people liked best.

Notes: 

The holiday episodes are listed as their own future because they clearly take place after a lot of summer already happened (Canderemy being an established couple, Heinz & Perry on very good terms, Irving being there). But it’s fall/winter, so summer is over. But it’s not compliant with “Last Day of Summer,” since Heinz is still very much scheming. Hence — alternate future.

With those rules in mind, Candace Against the Universe is still not considered to cause an alternate future here on the grounds that OP believes the joke with Perry’s watch at the end led to another round of Amnesia-inator.

Fun Fact: “Act Your Age” & “OWCA Files” are the only futures here that are reconcilable with “Last Day Of Summer.” I’m not including “Doof 101” in this for two reasons — it would take place directly after LDOS, but Vanessa’s attitude to her father appears different (at least to me), plus there wouldn’t have been time for a whole arrest/hard-time-or-community-service thing to go down. I’m also not including “Quantum Boogaloo” on the grounds that Heinz & Perry in the good timeline give the impression that Heinz never quit evil. Plus, from a Doylist perspective, I don’t believe they would have had Doof-1 create that horrific of an empire if QB had been an episode in later seasons. MML is not LDOS compliant because Heinz is still “evil” when Milo&co meet him (I think - I’ve not watched it).

edit: i’ve now watched MML. heinz is, in fact, no longer evil. he still sets traps for the pizza guy, though. and it is LDOS compliant. idk he’s just like that.

[lean-mean-demon-genevieve]

i came across that picture of the d*ldo and the injection

do you believe it was posted by mistake?

because it looked like it was staged and not random, like every thing was neatly put to make a pose

now was she or he trying to show how crazy and kinky they are (conformed by the podcast they did and she told the story about the crazy night that had her walking around naked in the hotel and jared too shitfaced to open the door for her) or are they just too stupid to leave those things displayed like that for anyone to see

and how just no one talked about it like it was nothing

what's your thoughts on this?

My first thought is: Why did I get the same copy/paste ask 2 days in a row? Sorry, I’m paranoid.

Let’s remember that the Tweet came from Jared’s Twitter account. But my thoughts are that it was a set-up. Just like all of the Pads PG-13 content. Whether you believe that she was tweeting from his account and forgot to edit the photo, he posted it to be petty, it was a bearding distraction, or any variation of those…it wasn’t an accident. I’ll never believe that.

Here’s some blog posts if you want to walk down memory lane or if you’re just now learning about Syringe-Gate: 1, 2, 3

They also tried to do damage control with an awkward Facebook Live. The whole thing was weird.

[schoje]

Termina nesta segunda-feira (1º) o prazo para apresentação de emendas ao Orçamento Geral da União de 2021 (PLN 28/2020) por deputados, senadores e bancadas estaduais. Pelo cronograma definido pela Comissão Mista de Orçamento (CMO), a previsão é de que a votação final do texto, pelo plenário do Congresso Nacional, ocorra em 24 de março. Antes disso, na quarta-feira (3), o colegiado deve votar o parecer sobre a receita e o relatório preliminar da proposta. Já os relatórios setoriais da despesa serão votados entre os dias 15 e 19. Na CMO, o relatório geral deve ser votado até o dia 23 de março. Emendas De acordo com o texto, o valor total das emendas impositivas individuais por parlamentar é de R$ 16.279.986, distribuídos em até 25 emendas. Pelo menos metade desse valor deve ser destinada à saúde. Já emendas de bancadas estaduais com garantia de execução e contingenciamento proporcional ficam limitadas a R$ 241.460.468 por unidade da Federação. Cada parlamentar poderá apresentar emendas individuais impositivas ao Orçamento no total de R$ 16.279.986, divisível em até 25 sugestões, todas de execução obrigatória. O cálculo foi feito ainda no ano passado pelas consultorias de Orçamento do Congresso Nacional. Atraso Presidida pela deputada Flávia Arruda (PL-DF) e com o senador Marcio Bittar (MDB-AC) na relatoria, desta vez, a proposta orçamentária terá que ser analisada a toque de caixa. Serão menos de 50 dias para isso. Pela Constituição a proposta de Lei Orçamentária Anual (LOA) deve ser enviada pelo Executivo ao Congresso até 31 de agosto do ano anterior. Já os parlamentares devem entregar o texto votado para sanção presidencial até 22 de dezembro, quando termina o ano legislativo. O Executivo entregou no prazo, mas a pandemia do novo coronavírus, as eleições municipais e as disputas políticas pelo comando da Comissão Mista de Orçamento (CMO) – além das articulações em torno da sucessão das cadeiras de presidentes da Câmara e do Senado – atrasaram a análise de propostas orçamentárias fazendo com que a CMO sequer fosse instalada no ano passado. Apesar de prever prazo para a votação do orçamento, a Constituição não diz o que acontece caso essa votação atrase. Vácuo Sem o orçamento deste ano votado, o presidente da República, Jair Bolsonaro, editou o Decreto nº 10.625, para a execução provisória do Projeto de Lei Orçamentária (PLOA) de 2021 e estabeleceu a programação financeira para o ano. Com base na Lei de Diretrizes Orçamentárias (LDO) de 2021, o decreto determina que, para as despesas obrigatórias com controle de fluxo e para as despesas discricionárias ressalvadas de contingenciamento pela LDO 2021, foram propostos fluxos mensais correspondentes a 1/12 do valor das dotações orçamentárias constantes do PLOA 2021. Para as demais despesas discricionárias, foram propostos fluxos mensais correspondentes a 1/18 do valor das dotações orçamentárias constantes do PLOA 2021, das despesas correntes para essas programações.

[dtuannn]

Week 4: Digital Community and Fandom: Reality TV Case Study.

Reality television is a genre of television programming that features supposedly unscripted situations involving ordinary people rather than professional actors. Instead of having actors play roles, reality TV features real people. The shows are advertised as capturing spontaneous events and emotions, while editing and production control may be evident.

The term “reality TV” isn't a straightforward presentation of reality. It mixes elements of documentary and entertainment, creating a constructed version of "reality” through editing, camera angles, and casting choices (John Fiske, 1991). The “Television Cultural” suggests a set of codes to comprehend the meaning-construction process used by television.  This also holds true for reality TV.  To communicate certain themes, "reality" is first presented through social codes (behavior, attire), which are next encoded by technical codes (camera work, editing), and lastly altered by ideological codes (individualism, competitiveness). Reality show emphasize the active role of audience – the minimum requirement of reality television. Instead of being passive consumers, viewers analyze and negotiate the created reality in light of their individual experiences and social contexts. According to Fiske, reality TV perpetuates particular social and cultural norms.  There may be a lot of rivalry, individuality, and materialism themes.  He challenges viewers to exercise critical thinking and consider the messages ingrained in the shows.

Reality television can’t always have positive outcomes when launching the show. Producers have the ability to manipulate scenes, retouch film to tell stories, and even cast characters that are likely to cause conflict.  This may misrepresent the truth and give viewers irrational expectations. Another negative aspect of reality TV is some particular shows may raise a severely bad impact on both audience and participants mental health. The constant exposure to conflict, competition, and often superficial values can be stressful and anxiety-provoking for viewers. For example, The Maury Povich Show or the community can recognize as “You are not the father!” reality show are one of the most rejected and controversial show due to the content being hurtful and exploiting guests’ personal issues. Critics contend that the program sensationalizes intimate issues such as infidelity, paternity issues, and romantic conflict.  It is possible to view the emphasis on confrontation and public humiliation as exploitative, especially when low-income families are involved.

Reference

Fiske, John. (1991). Living Room Culture: Exploring the Rise of Reality TV. Routledge.

An, T. (2021) LÝ do 2 chương Trình Truyền Hình MỸ đình đám BỊ phản đối nhiều nhất, BÁO LAO ĐỘNG. Available at: https://laodong.vn/giai-tri/ly-do-2-chuong-trinh-truyen-hinh-my-dinh-dam-bi-phan-doi-nhieu-nhat-890090.ldo (Accessed: 24 March 2024).

[capitalflutuante]

A partir desta segunda-feira (1º), o salário mínimo oficial será de R$ 1.412. O valor, que será pago a partir de fevereiro referente à folha de janeiro, é 6,97% maior que o salário de R$ 1.320, que vigorou de maio a dezembro de 2023. Aprovado no Orçamento Geral da União de 2024, o valor de R$ 1.412 corresponde à inflação pelo Índice Nacional de Preços ao Consumidor (INPC) acumulado nos 12 meses terminados em novembro, que totalizou 3,85%, mais o crescimento de 3% do Produto Interno Bruto (PIB) em 2022. Enviada pelo governo em maio, a medida provisória com a nova política de valorização do salário mínimo foi aprovada pela Câmara dos Deputados e pelo Senado em agosto. Segundo o Departamento Intersindical de Estatística e Estudos Socioeconômicos (Dieese), o reajuste do salário mínimo beneficiará 59,3 milhões de trabalhadores e resultará em um incremento da renda anual no montante de R$ 69,9 bilhões. A entidade estima que o governo – União, estados e municípios – arrecadará R$ 37,7 bilhões a mais por causa do aumento do consumo atrelado ao salário mínimo maior. Ganho real Ao descontar a inflação pelo INPC, o salário mínimo terá ganho real de 5,77% em relação a maio de 2023, quando passou a vigorar o mínimo de R$ 1.320. Se considerar o salário mínimo de R$ 1.302, que vigorou de janeiro a abril, o ganho seria menor, de 4,69%. Isso porque o INPC, índice que mede a inflação das famílias de menor renda (até cinco salários mínimos), estava mais alto no início de 2023. De 2007 a 2019, vigorava a política semelhante à atual, em que o salário mínimo era corrigido pelo INPC do ano anterior mais o crescimento do Produto Interno Bruto (PIB) de dois anos antes. Caso o PIB encolha, havia a reposição apenas pela inflação. De 2020 a 2022, o salário mínimo passou a ser corrigido apenas pelo INPC, sem ganhos reais. o ano passado, houve dois aumentos. De janeiro a maio, o salário mínimo foi reajustado para R$ 1.302, com ganho real de 1,41%. A partir de maio, quando o governo editou a medida provisória retomando a política salarial anterior, o salário passou para R$ 1.320, com valorização real de 2,8% em relação ao mínimo de 2022. Orçamento O projeto de lei do Orçamento de 2024 estimava salário mínimo de R$ 1.421. No entanto, com a queda do INPC ao longo do segundo semestre, o valor final ficou em R$ 1.412, conforme a lei orçamentária aprovada pelo Congresso Nacional em 22 de dezembro. Por causa dos benefícios da Previdência Social atrelados ao salário mínimo, o novo valor, de R$ 1.412, aumentará os gastos da União em R$ 35 bilhões neste ano. Segundo a Lei de Diretrizes Orçamentárias (LDO), cada R$ 1 a mais no salário mínimo eleva as despesas do governo em R$ 389 milhões. Os cálculos, no entanto, não consideram os ganhos de arrecadação decorrentes do aumento do consumo. Com informações da Agência Brasil

[chevvy-yates]

edited all my boys posts with a new claim not to reupload/repost my content anywhere. But as we all know they will stil ldo as they are to dumb or to lazy to read.

For once I'm glad I do not have too much time to take vp so it was okay to edit them all Dx still round about 100 posts I edited until now.

took the time and <s> a caps under my older posts

I might think about a more visible png in the future I can add to my posts as I'm tired of copy pasting the text but we will see.

[catboys-need-milk]

This song makes me think about having angsty, vicious fucking hate sex with Satan holy shit

deranged h0rny ramblings below plz feel free to ignore O_o

☆TW: angst, slapping, mild harm, choking, uhhh very self indulgent

Omggggg like i totally want him to fuck me and just be so mean about it~ Not in the sadistic and psychologically fucked up way that Lucifer does—but like, just bullying me ♡ Calling me a bitch and a whore and just being so degrading~

He can slap me in the face too??? And choke me? Omg wait maybe choking AND slapping me in the face at the same time??? 🥵 fUck.

Me smacking him across the face and telling him how much of a fucking asshole he is before hungrily meeting his lips again, moaning into each others mouths

Scratching him up so bad that when his brothers see him in the morning they'll almost think he [REDACTED] me

( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)

[kookminworks]

Wanna get fU¢ked, Wanna let go

Jikook NSFW oneshot 🔞🐰🐥

💜 bottom!koo

💜 top!jimin

💜 dom/sub

💜 brat!jungkook

💜 bondage

💜 overstimulation

It might've been hours, or even a couple of lifetimes, Jungkook doesn't know how long it's really been. All he's aware of is the uncharacteristically lewd whimpers that escape him with every drag of the thick girthy d!ldo across his sensitive insides as it keeps driving into him at a steady pace.

One would think what a miserable little thing he is, ankles spread and shackled to the bedposts behind and wrists bound behind his back - right above his raw spanked ass. His cock caged pathetically while it drips a stream of precum onto the sheets. His drool seeping into the silk of the pillowcase from around the ballgag that had been forced in after Jimin had had enough of him running his mouth free.

But even with tears bathing the blindfold wet Jungkook didn't expect mercy to come by anytime soon. In retrospect he chastises himself for being such an uncontrollable brat after Jimin had returned from work sour as a lime. He shouldn't have sucked his boyfriend dry and driven him into oversensivity - refusing to let his cock go - after Jimin had so nicely asked him to just kneel down, stay still, and cockwarm him while he tried to calm down on a glass of wine.

Something about a pissy client throwing a hysterical fit over an insignificant project deal, but Jungkook couldn't be bothered to give two flying fu¢ks about it. He'd driven himself and everyone around him positively crazy during his college finals week and all he wanted that night was to let go.

He'd had enough of his sweet caring boyfriend checking up and doting on him while he made himself sick with worry and stress during his exams. All he wanted now was his d0m to tie him up and put him in place - let him take the reigns and not make Jungkook think anymore. Jimin's meager office troubles could take a backseat tonight, Jungkook was a man on a mission.

Except, maybe, he hadn't really thought through how far it was safe to go when he refused to let up sucking on Jimin's sensitive cock until the elder relented. You see, Jimin had brought down a spectacular edition to their playroom right before Jungkook's finals week began. One he'd promised to use on the younger once he was free from the clutches of stress and sleepless nights that exams usually brought along.

So that's what Jungkook demanded the elder do. Tie him up nice and pretty, and hook him up on the sex machine with a nice girthy dildo leisurely fucking in and out of him for as long as his Dom sees fit. Only, he hadn't anticipated Jimin's parents calling him over to theirs for a dinner with some guests who showed up uninvited. He also hadn't anticipated the elder locking him into his penthouse playroom, tied up pretty and hooked up to the machine (just as he'd demanded), while Jimin set off to dinner with a bunch of stupid guests.

So here he was, incoherently cursing off himself and the guests who decided to put him in this position while also pitying the angry state of his overstimulated c0ck, because now it'd been too long and he was sure one more hit to his prostate was gonna make him cum right in the cage and pass out.

Just as he's babbling out something stupid again he hears faint footsteps fast approaching - sound muted by the carpeted floor.

A second later Jimin flings the playroom door open and is greeted with a sight so delicious, it has his cock chubbing up in his pants immediately, and his mouth fully salivating.

He sees Jungkook lying down on his stomach and spread out just as he'd positioned him, the only difference being the boy was now positively a wreck and deep into his headspace.

His cock cocooned in the cage lay miserably sandwiched between his stomach and the bedsheet - angry like an overly ripened fruit ready to explode at the slightest touch. His boy occassionally mumbled nonsense around the gag, uncaring of the pillowed side of his face swimming in his own drooled spit, and his whole body shivered with every push and pull of the toy.

Oh what a sight he was, but he'd look even better getting split open on Jimin's dick, and the elder had already waited enough.

In a few swift motions Jimin has the machine pushed away from Jungkook's gaping rim and pushes his own pants and underwear down, swiftly pushing his erection through the younger's swollen rim and bottoming out with a well aimed thrust - hitting the younger's prostate dead on. After that is a mad rhythm he's followed one too many times.

Pull out, push in, slap, bite, leave plenty of marks - just like Jungkook likes.

He hears Jungkook scream, hears him sob around the gag with every hard thrust that pushes his body up the bed and creates uncomfortable friction between the sheets and his sensitive member.

In a blink Jimin has him turned around on his back, undoing the cage with one hand and using the other to keep himself hovering over Jungkook's bound body while he keeps his thrusts hard and steady. The younger is frothing at his mouth, choking on his own spit as his teeth bite desparately on the ballgag and the cuffs on his wrist dig uncomfortably into his back, but nothing slows his Dom down.

A few more times of Jimin relentlessly digging into his prostrate and pressing down on his overly sensitive cock has him coming with a screech and his vision turns black. He doesn't fight it, let's the darkness take him away to dreamland as Jimin chases his own release.

When he comes back to consciousness he's lying on his side, bundled up in the blanket and dressed in one of his favourite oversized jumper. He's clean of all bodily fluids and can feel a buttplug sitting snug inside him when he clenches his rim.

A doped out smile takes over his face and pushes himself back into the solid body wrapped around his own like a second skin, spooning him from behind.

As he slips back into a peaceful slumber there's one thought echoing in his otherwise empty head - "I'm definitely doing this again"

[mistressevalucienne]

Strapped by Three Mistresses

"Relax for me so I can f*ck your little hole. So we can f*ck all your holes.” The emphasis on “we” had Tate’s c*ck throbbing.

“Yes, Mistress.”

“You want that, don’t you? For three Mistresses to f*ck your holes?”

Her teasing thumb slipped into him then, causing him to let out a high-pitched moan in surprise and ecstasy.

The two Dommes watching seemed to giggle, “Awe, he moans like a little girl, too. Isn’t that so cute?” Madelyn teased him with a hungry look in her eyes.

“It makes me wonder what sounds he’ll make when I shove my d!ldo down his throat,” Mistress Victoria replied.

[caliphoria17]

Can you post Laysla’s latest insta reel with her in the vest singing the song I’d be into me too? Thank you

Oh, anon. With absolute pleasure!🧎🏻‍♀️

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Hello hello!

I hope you are doing well ^^

I want to make a request. I'm a huge Secret History Mario fan and I'm in love with the other x readers or him you did!. And uhh- To add, maybe some uh... NSFW headcanons or nsfw alphabet of him? (He just a fine sir- and when you get chance of course! ^^;;;;)

You can choose either one of these btw uvu

Or do both, I completely don't mind which you do!

Have a great day/night!

Secret History Mario Smut HC’s

Hello there! Thanks for the ask!

A fellow Secret History Mario fan. Nice seeing you here. I’m doing great thanks for asking. Also greatly appreciate the love for the fics I did of him glad you like them and hopefully you like this as well. Also I did headcanons hope you don’t mind. Hope you have a good day/night as well. ~ Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: Not Mentioned (Gender Can Be Interpreted To Whatever)

Warning: ⚠️NSFW/Smut Content Ahead: If You Are A Minor Or Uncomfortable With This Stuff Don’t Interact/Read This.⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Secret History Mario

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by Captaincreator on Newgrounds + Banner by Ixvemimi (Edited By Me) on Pinterest

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- I feel like you probably had to convince him to do anything sexual with him. Not because he was conflicted on the idea but mostly because you know he’s a dictator. He’s too focused on trying to make sure that he has control over everyone in the kingdom. You're just surprised that managed to get him considering who he was known for. However, once you finally manage to convince him, let me tell you you’ve never met someone as kinky as him. He’s not a freak in nature but he isn’t the most vanilla person in the world. He has a set of things he’s into and uses them to his full advantages. He aint stopping till he’s satisfied with the result he has on you. He’s surprisingly really good.

- He’s probably more dominant when it comes to performing sexual acts. As I said he likes to have control over everything and it's still the same when he wants to fuck you. He likes to control every part of the experience, examples of this being when you can or can’t cum. If you're giving him a blowjob he likes to have his hand in your hair and control how fast you're going or how much of his cock is in your mouth etc. Honestly it gives this sense of weird pleasure just seeing you following what he says not questioning his actions. It turns him on a lot.

- As for his dick size I like to think he’s just a bit away from being considered above average while still maintaining some thickness to it. Just like my LDO Mario smut HC’s Secret History Mario is just another version of Mario so pretty much he’s the same size Mario is. He doesn’t really care or mind about what his dick looks like; he's too focused on making you feel good. If his dick makes you cum he’s satisfied with that.

- For masturbating I feel like he does do it but it’s on a pretty rare occasion. One of these occasions could be when he’s in the middle of his work and all of a sudden he’s thinking very impure thoughts of you and his dick decides to express his excitement which causes him to forget about his current task and forces him to sort it out. Honestly this kind of annoys him. Not at you but mostly at himself for getting distracted but if he knows it might be a while till he sees you again he just sorts himself out which gives him the same satisfaction sort of.

- Surprisingly he can kinda clingy during the time you two do it with each other. Having you close up with him, full blowing making out with you from your lips to your neck as he’s feeling up and down your body. Just think of it as some sort of foreplay as he’ preparing you for what he has in store for you to experience.

- He’s definitely into some sort of restriction/bondage. He likes seeing you tied up as he thrusts his cock inside of you making you whine out in protest. He can’t help but smirk to himself as he sees his cock going in and out of you having his hands roaming all over your body leaving nothing untouched, having a hand around your throat or even tightly gripping onto your waist so his cock can go deeper inside of you makes him so happy he can’t help but praise you for doing so well to please him.

- I feel like he also likes to have one of his cigarettes in his hand or mouth while he’s fucking you. He honestly doesn’t know why he does that’s just how he is. Maybe he has an addiction but who cares. He isn’t really seen without one so do be prepared to seem him with one as he’s fucking you and for the smell of nicotine filling the air.

- I kind of like to think he’s into brat taming. Or basically any kink when he has to punish you for being naughty. Just a warning he can be a bit rough when doing this but that’s how he thinks you will learn a lesson. He likes to have you bend over on a surface having your ass up slightly as he’s smacking your ass gently rubbing the area giving you some relief before slapping once again not stopping till you admit your wrong doings. Even when your eyes are watering and your ass is turning a lovely shade of red he continues this. He likes to be told he was right about something. It’s just some sort of pride/ego problem he has. Regardless though once he thinks you’ve had enough he does comfort you letting you recover from the pain before going into whatever he’s planning next.

- He definitely likes to have blowjobs under the desk. Sometimes he likes to invite you to his office, making you think he just wants some quality time before finding yourself on your knees sucking his cock. Honestly you don’t mind though. For some reason he finds himself getting turned on at the thought of someone possibly walking in not knowing what’s going on under the desk. He also likes to use it as some sort of stress relief for when work is getting too much for him a simple blowjob from you is enough to get rid of it for him. That as well as having you bend over the desk or sitting on the desk as he fucks you from behind or grabbing onto your waist as he fucks you.

- I also like to think he likes it when you sit on his face. Regardless of gender he likes just having you on his face making you climax from him eating you out/sucking you off. Even when you have climaxed he keeps his arms on your legs forcing you to stay in that position as he feels your body trembling on top of his. He’s practically getting himself addicted to it and makes you cum over and over again till he gets tired of it.

- He’s really into pet names whether it is in a praising way or a degrading way. It really depends on his mood. It’s sometimes unpredictable whether you’d get called a whore by him or if he praises you for doing a good job. Or even a combination of both. Calling you his little slut, his good girl/boy or whatever terms you prefer. Giving you a pet name in Italian if he’s feeling extra spicy. He likes giving you pet names.

- He’s an extreme tease but it really depends on what mood he’s in. If it’s something like in 8th point e.g. a quick blowjob. He doesn’t tease you. This might be a slight favour in himself due to the circumstance but he prefers to not waste anytime. In situations like this he has a point to reach. He wants to actually reach said point whether it's for his or your own gain. However if it’s in a situation when it’s just you and him. No one to interrupt. Nothing that’s going to happen and the two of you have all the time in the world you can bet he’s taking his time and teasing the ever living fuck out of you. In these situations he’s taking his sweet ass time feeling every point of you whether it's with his hand, mouth or cock he isn’t rushing. As long as he doesn't have any future plans in the set amount of time he has he’s planning on using every single second with you.

- When it comes to sex drive he kind of has a sort of low sex drive. Considering the things that can actually affect someone’s sex drive he smokes and isn’t really that active. Mostly sitting in a chair only getting up if he needs to (e.g. when he decided to ‘kill’ sonic for being more popular than him in the original animation). So he doesn’t find himself having sex too often but his sexual thoughts are just fine regardless of sex drive. He also can be really horny when he does decide to have sex and can actually last a few rounds.

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[annoyangle]

RE: THIS GUY

TALK ABOUT PRETENDERS TO THE THRONE, THIS ““““OWL-SEEING OWL”””” GUY IS ONE OF THE WORST! HE’LL COME UP ON YOU ACTING ALL WISE AND MATURE AND STUFF, BUT THE MINUTE YOUR BACK IS TURNED, HE’S EATING YOUR DREAMS AND COUGHING THEM UP AS THESE DISGUSTING REGURGITATED PELLETS! HE CLAIMS TO SHOW YOU YOUR FUTURE, BUT ALL HE REALLY DOES IS TUNE INTO RANDOM CABLE TV CHANNELS FROM TEN YEARS AHEAD OF YOUR CURRENT TEMPORAL POINT, AND THEN SHOW YOU EDITED NEWS CLIPS OUT OF CONTEXT! ONE TIME I CAUGHT HIM SHOWING SOME RUBE A GAME SHOW! AND GAME SHOWS AREN’T EVEN A THING IN THE FUTURE UNTIL THE GLOBNAR REVIVAL IN 207̃00~ THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO WITH OWL-SEEING-OWL IS TO SHOOT ON SIGHT. THE SECOND BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS TELL ME IF YOU EVER SEE HIM, BECAUSE THAT JERK OWES ME 37.99 IN SPACE BUCKS!  ALSO HIS EVERCHANGING DREAMCOAT IS PROBABLY WORTH A LITTLE SOMETHING TOO. MIGHT MAKE A PRETTY COOL JACKET.  ZOHL GL YV RTMLIVW: GSV ZDO-HVVRMT LDO. FHVOVHH FMOVHH BLF'IV OLLPRMT ULI OLHG GLLOH! 

[seerofmike]

Apex Legends AO3 Masterpost [Cryptane Edition]

I did this back in the BNHA fandom so I thought that now I’ve hit 50 fics it’s time to make a masterpost of them again :] ! This post is all 30 of my Cryptane-centric fics and I’ll make a 2nd post with the other 20.

Going in alphabetical order (except for NSFW fics which are all at the very bottom!! scroll past those if u don’t want to see them :]), i’m including word count/rating/status (complete, incomplete). 

If you happen upon this post while there’s no ao3 links refresh it for a bit I’m posting it without the links first so tumblr doesn’t nerf me 

REBLOGS APPRECIATED <3 <3 <3 Help spread my work around !! :D

alright...begin

Boyfriend Reveal: Octane and Crypto go through a portal and come out in each other’s bodies. (T, 6k words, 2 chapters, incomplete)

Dead Names: Trans!Octane experiencing dysphoria, and Crypto reveals he has a dead name of his own. (G, 2.8k, complete)

Dye Job: [this fic can be read as platonic OR romantic] Octane is going gray in his twenties, Crypto helps him dye his hair. (G, 2.1k, complete)

Envy: Mirage is hitting on Octane (maybe) and Crypto gets Fucking Jealous. (T, 6.7k, complete)

Four Oh Three: Crypto has been ‘killed’ by the Syndicate and is now Octane’s bodyguard. Pre-canon but also an AU, longfic. (M, 155k words, 20 chapters, incomplete)

Just Friends: Crypto and Octane aren’t in a relationship but keep flirting. Every other Legend is Tired, with a capital T. (G, 8.1k, complete)

like and subscribe: Crypto and Octane have done multiple interviews and celebrity YouTube videos (think ‘Celebrity Answers The Internet’s Most Asked Questions’ videos). Their relationship is not as secret as they thought. (T, 4.2k, complete)

Morning Follows Night: Trans!Octane gets pregnant and keeps a baby he secretly doesn’t want. Crypto wants the baby but is terrified he’s going to endanger it. A heads-up that their relationship faces a lot of difficulties. (T, 46k words, 6 chapters, incomplete)

My Face Can’t Lie (I’m Into You): Octane steals Crypto’s jacket. Crypto Wants Revenge. (T, 4.3k, complete.)

Not So Different: Octane has ADHD and is like 99% sure Crypto also has ADHD but Crypto doesn’t wanna hear it. (T, 6k, complete)

Olivia: Crypto has a fucking diary like a loser and badly disguises the fact that he has a crush on Octane by calling him ‘Olivia’. (T, 5.1k, complete)

Person of Interest: Crypto is very mysterious and Octane wants to learn more about him because he’s exciting in that way. Kind of a 5+1 fic but without the +1. (T, 16.9k words, 2 chapters, complete)

Prenuptial: Octane’s father comes to visit established Cryptane. Dun-dun-dun. (T, 3.5k, complete.)

Red Flavor: Octane goes through Crypto’s things and discovers his terrifying, dangerous, horrible secret--he’s a kpop stan. (T, 2.1k, complete)

Rose Bowl: Half chatfic, established long-distance relationship Cryptane finally meet up...at a BTS concert. Actual literal crime ensues. (T, 12k, complete)

Roughhousing: Octane is Pissed(tm), Crypto doesn’t know why. Doesn’t really care once his boyfriend starts biting him. (non-explicit) (M, 4.6k, complete)

Same Damn Hunger: [BIG TRIGGER WARNING FOR PAST CSA, NEVER EXPLICITLY DESCRIBED]. Octane has bad coping mechanisms, one of those being sex. Crypto is just another name added to the list. (non-explicit) (M, 9k, complete)

Sharing: Mirage/Octane/Crypto, Miroctane and Cryptane but not Cryptage. Crypto and Mirage are petty and try to get Octane’s attention on his birthday. (T, 2.8k, complete)

Subtlety: Octane wakes up in Crypto’s lap. (G, 900 words, complete)

Tease: Octane sees Crypto in glasses and he’s pretty sure it’s the second coming of Jesus Christ. Slightly sexy things follow. (non-explicit) (M, 2.5k, complete)

Until The Sun Comes Up: Percy Jackson AU, Octane is the son of Dionysus. Crypto left camp a couple years back and suddenly shows up one day. Octane’s kind of pissed. (T, 29.4k words, 3 chapters, complete)

Weakness: Crypto wonders if he should allow himself to like Octane. (T, 5.6k, complete)

Your Choice: Octane asks Crypto if Crypto will miss his boobs if he gets top surgery. Understandably, Crypto has no fucking idea how to respond. What the fuck Octane. (T, 2k, complete)

NSFW (all rated E)

Certain kinks or NSFW elements will be tagged in case that’s not your thing. EVERYTHING is ALWAYS consensual. fuck noncon

(all of these fics are trans Octane because trans Octane is simply superior and also canon /j.)

Giving In: Vampire!Crypto doesn’t want to drink from his boyfriend because he’s afraid he’s going to like it a little Too much. (4.4k words, complete) [blood drinking]

No Need To Rush: Octane always wants it fast, but one night Crypto takes it slow. (3.9k words, complete) [octane uses a strap-on]

Off-Season: They have sex for the first time. (2.4k, complete) [involves use of a sex toy, no actual penetration aside from a d/ldo]

Rush: Crypto ties Octane up. (2.7k, complete) [bondage, some spanking, light dom/sub undertones? forgive me this was. a gift fic for someone and i dont rly know how to write bdsm stuff FKJEFNKFNK)

Shower Talk: Octane catches Crypto jerking off in the shower. They fuck. (9k, complete). [semi-public sex, not an established relationship but (resolved) sexual tension]

Smile! You’re On Camera: Octane wants to be tied up and filmed because he’s Like That. Crypto begrudgingly agrees. (8.5k words, complete) [involves use of a fuck machine, some bondage and slight dom/sub undertones but not explicit]

Up The Ante: Crypto and Octane make a bet, and end up entering a sort of friends-with-benefits arrangement because of it. Very dubious on the ‘friends’ part. (32k words, 3 chapters, incomplete) [semi-public sex, sexting, octane uses a strap-on again, kind of enemies to lovers but the enemies is mild and one-sided on Crypto’s part)

[dishengs]

Headcanon

So, despite the novel, Wei Wuxian actually has a moderately low sex-drive in comparison to what was offered for us to read *coughs* incense burner *coughs* his indulgement of sex isn’t strictly a necessity, seeing how he lived for so many years Wei Wuxian never possessed any dirty thoughts---this in itself, is an interesting aspect. He swears, and he is vulgar, but he’s never really used any words that are sex-offensive ( unlike Xue Yang, who said  ❝Whoever dares to call me a prostitute's son, I’ll f*ck their mother.❞ ) and we don’t really see WWX using these sort of words string together, even when he’s cussing and swearing at people. He’s actually very respectful when it comes to sex. 

Hence my conclusion that WWX is not very ‘simply’ and needy. It’s incorrect, at least for me, to label that for him that way because of scenes we see that are supposed to be behind the bedroom and not for public eyes. WWX is wild and enthusiastic in the bedroom, but we literally have not seen him acting in such a way with anyone but Lan Wangji. So those are only exclusively for Lan Wangji, his husband, and it’s nothing unusual. Most of the time when they have intercourse, it’s mostly out of fierce passion and a need to love the other---through sex. WWX treats bedroom activities just as serious a Lan would---he was never a ‘simply’ person.

I don’t think WWX was ever needy *side glances at weird d*ldo fics*. If Lan Wangji is not present he’s willing to wait for as long as it’s necessary, because, without Lan Wangji, WWX does not really feel the enthusiasm no matter when it comes to intimacy or sex. It just dies with Lan Wangji’s absence. As for Wei Wuxian himself, I personally see him as demisexual ( if you want labels ) he can be aesthetically attracted to a person’s physique or exterior beauty, and he can be romantically attracted, but he would not have any sexual attraction to them. It takes a lot for WWX to gain a sexual attraction, and most of the time, it’s difficult if it’s not Lan Wangji. 

As for ‘Everyday is Everyday’, I think that’s more of Lan Wangji trolling WWX more than literally meaning it. From a serious perspective, I don’t think they do it everyday. Lan Wangji had been shown to have flat humour and jokes with a stoic face, so it’s really makes more sense that Lan Wangji was just trying to make WWX eat his words like usual. 

So I might edit this post in future since I know I have a lot to say but its all over my head adkdsad.