#Kyle: 🤢

[mmmthornton]

Do Stan and Tolkien compare gunshot scars from them both being shot (and twice in Tolkien's case)?

[soaps-mohawk]

More tame and domestic CRCB thought since it lives rent-free in my mind:

Price has to REALLY watch Omega when they take her to the store, especially if she veers towards the skincare section. He made the mistake once of letting her just throw shit in the cart, thinking it was a lot, but maybe she's really intense about skincare. Whatever.

Until he finds her smearing a peel-off mask over his nose because he has blackheads. She's on his lap, holding his face as tight as she can so he can't look away.

Soap and Gaz probably seek her out. Gaz, I imagine, probably takes pretty good care of his own face. Has his own skincare. Soap uses a bar of hand soap and cold water, but he runs to her like a puppy once a week just to have his face massaged with whatever she deems necessary.

Ghost gets off easy. Until he starts taking off his mask. Then she's chasing him with makeup remover and cotton pads to scrub off the eyeblack that he sleeps in because 'it'll rub off eventually anyway.'

I mean, Price probably has to watch the reader whenever they go to a store period 😂 girl be loading up the cart with lots of things.

Oh but absolutely. The reader and Kyle are double teaming the skincare of the other three. Jumping them when they least expect it and trying to get them to just use a moisturizer 😭

Johnny so likes the facial part. He likes to be pampered by someone else, but doing it himself?? Nah. No thank you.

The reader and Kyle have a full breakdown whenever Simon takes off the mask. Man probably has acne and permanently stained eyelids from the eyeblack he never washes off. Kyle holds him down while the reader sits on him and aggressively cleanses his skin and puts a mask on him 😂 it becomes a regular thing after that.

[smol-nemesis]

Thinking abt how Catwoman: Lonely City fumbled the bag when they didn't make Selina & Ivy get together in this au (it would've been iconic)

[stillavoidingbaddays]

Bastille sending you a video message wishing you a happy birthday I mean it’s not personal but it’s appreciated nonetheless. Best birthday present ever :)

[grandmofftarkinsuggestions]

wait you don't all want to fuck that old man.

[bottomvalerius]

I really am turning into my mom and sister (aka my real dad) because I will spend an hour cooking a meal and immediately lose my appetite for it, and then proceed to want to crawl out of skin over the sounds of my loved one(s) eating lmfao

[mayflora-18]

This is who I got 👇

I agree with the lover and the first kiss, but the first time? 🤢

Screenshot and reblog with who you got!

I got this idea from this post by @/shyeehaw

Who I got 👇

I mean... I think I'd change my best friend but I'm cool with this 😅

[spaghettificationandpretzels]

Main Masterlist

Smut 💦 Angst 😨 Fluff ❤ Violence 🔪 Gore🤢 Medical 💉 Triggering material 🚩

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

The Way the Stars Love the Heavens ❤😨🤢💦Series - completed

A translator's work is never done.

For Your Own Good💦❤

In trying to avoid worrying Simon, you break a rule and he has to deal with it.

Royal Protocol💦❤

Some rules were made to be broken

Phillip Graves

Ask and You Shall Receive❤💦

You want to try something new and Graves is more than happy to oblige.

Lover be Good to Me❤💦

Be as you've always been (lover, be good to me) - Hozier

He's So Pretty ❤💦

Phillip loves eating pussy.

For the Love of Freedom❤💦

Phillip has some very special plans for the 4th of July.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

There's Nothing Sweeter Than My Baby❤💦

Gaz had never been so mesmerised by fabric before.

[jewbeloved]

I was wondering if I can request to the main 4 + Craig with an s/o who is sick or with a fracture and has to be cared for? (if no one has requested it yet)

sorry for my bad english btw!

Team Stan + Craig taking care of their sick s/o🤧🤒❤️🤢

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 🌀

He's not really that good at taking care of sick people but he tries his best so bare with him please 😢

He is good at checking your temperature and making sure it's not too high.

He definitely asks his mom to make you some soup because the last time he tried to make it, the house almost burned down 😭😭😭

Probably calls Kyle for advice since he has absolutely no clue what he is doing.

He probably snuggle up to you and give you cuddles even if he gets sick from you, he just wants you to be better alright :(

Kisses, cuddles, food, gifts, anything. Just name it and he will make sure to get it for you.💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🍏

He would probably do better then Stan tbh.

The only things he could probably make you are instant noodles, and chicken soup. Sorry but he's not a 5-star chef, if you want something else He's going to have to ask his mom to make it because he has no clue how to.

He would probably also wear a mask around you while he's giving you medicine or other things you need, he's not mocking you or anything he just doesn't want to get sick by you, he hates being sick.

So for your own amusement and fun you tried to cough on Kyle to piss him off and it worked, why you little...no more kisses or cuddles for the rest of the week!

Even though that 'no kisses or cuddles' punishment would probably only last for 5 mins because let's be honest, Kyle loves affection and he probably couldn't go a day without giving you kisses or cuddles.

And you also couldn't go a day without at least pissing off Kyle. 🤗😂💚💚💚💚

❤️ Eric Cartman 🧨

How many dollars you wanna bet that he would probably also be one of the causes of you being sick?

I'd say $40.

If you want food, he'll ask his mom to make it as well but he'll also probably snatch your plate away when you're taking a break from eating it tbh.

If you want medicine he might give you the one you hate the most, what? He's a dick to everyone and to you as well but not extreme like everyone else.

If you're upset or you're feeling your not getting any better. Cartman will then drop his foolish act and playing around and start to get serious about making you feel better. It's literal no fun when you're just in bed all day instead of tolerating his BS, giving him affection, and attention like you used to when you weren't sick.

Get better soon okay? No matter how much he wants to deny or hide it, he is secretly worried about you whenever you're sick.❤️❤️❤️❤️

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧀

He may be poor, but that doesn't mean he can't take care of his s/o like he did was his sister.

This mfer will gladly hold you in his arms while cuddling, he doesn't care if you accidentally get him sick >:(

When giving you medicine, he just god hopes that the one you need is cheap because or else he won't have enough money to buy it for you, so he'll have to pickpocket somebody.

This boy will do anything to help you get better, even If he has to die to do so. But he will stop being reckless if your blood pressure goes up from worrying too much about him.

Making food for you is going to be quite hard since his family is poor and they don't have that much groceries.

So he probably asks his friends on what he should do when you're hungry.

Cartman obviously gave him shitty advice, Kenny didn't know what to told until he saw you ordering some food from your (favorite food place) on the phone.

"I can't just lay down in bed and let you stress out yourself Ken, so I will also try my best to help myself get better!" 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡.

💙 Craig Tucker 🐹

Another great caring boyfriend.

You can't hide your sickness from him. Get onto your bed and relax on there, and let Craig do his magic he's going to get rid of that sickness of yours.

Medicine? He already has a full stock, just tell him the one you need to take. (How tf does he have a whole stock of medicine though O.O)

But similar to Kyle, he doesn't like being sick himself so he does keep his distance from you just a little so you don't accidentally sneeze or cough on him.

He's going to be taking your temperature every 2 hours while having an ice pack on your head if you say you're having a headache.

As long as your temperature is normal, his hard work of getting you better is paying off 🤗

It doesn't matter how many times you get sick, you can always count on Craig to help you get better. But he will be slightly annoyed at you getting sick on purpose though. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Dreidel dreidel dreidel dreidel

[a-b-riddle]

I am being haunted by 141 looking at manscaping and deciding that it's a good idea and suddenly they are all lookin like hairless mole rats.

Manscaped Johnny, Simon and Kyle I could see getting a laugh about it.

But if Price didn’t have some sort of happy trail I wouldn’t function 🤢

[soaps-mohawk]

hiii!! Hope ur doing well and feeling better after everything that has been going on w/ u! 🫶 pls take as much time as u need before the next chapter ur health comes first, and we’ll wait!!! We’ll still be here when ur ready

until then take my musings about pack 141

I feel like the reason why the pack works well together (glancefd at ghost) is because reader is actually pretty used to being around men.

like, until presentation, she lived with multiple brothers (who ended up being alphas no less) so I feel like she’s just accustomed and used to Guy Habits. She knows how to get the upper hand when they play-fight and she’s good at video games and she is just not phased by some of the off putting or weird habits boys tend to have. She’s just used to it lol

Hello anon!! I am feeling a bit better today, but it is early still for me so we'll see how long that lasts. I actually think the chapter will be coming out as usual tomorrow because I did manage to get it done and edited this morning.

Oh, that absolutely does play a role in it. Funny enough, I do touch on the reader's kind of relationship with her family a bit in Chapter 19 and her dynamic with her older brothers briefly. That's absolutely true though. She grew up with big brothers, and while she does have younger siblings, of course you want to be around your cool older siblings more. Of course, they bring their friends over and her dad probably brought over his military friends too and she was just kind of surrounded by dudes most of her childhood lol. She's very used to men and while she probably still finds some of their habits disgusting, it's not really that big of a culture shock to her lol. Does she wish there was another woman in the pack to kind of help balance things out? Probably sometimes. But she's just kind of used to being in male dominated spaces, and honestly the institute was probably more of a shock to her than anything else, since they separate by gender when it comes to private spaces and also some classes/events.

But yeah, that definitely was an advantage for her to settle in with them so easily. Nothing they could do would really shock her at this point lol. John picks his nose and eats it? Her dad did that and her brothers picked it up from him too. (Why is that such a guy thing though because all the men in my family did it and probably still do 🤢) Johnny dutch-ovens her in bed? That's just a normal Saturday morning. Ghost does the man hacking early in the morning when he gets up? It's like white noise to her. Kyle is the least gross obviously, but he definitely watches videos with the sound all the way up. Reader doesn't even bat an eye at it. 😂

[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Stephanie Brown

Literally my best friend ever!!! Every time she shows up in a comic I point at her and smile!!! She’s the vigilante known as spoiler & batgirl & was a robin before getting fridged because of editorial mandate and misogyny she deserves so much better @_@. The m/m that some people hate her for is timkon; like they ARE very gay but people are genuinely insane about hating her instead of also realizing that she too is gay (insane amount of subtext w her bff cass). Basically she was Tim’s girlfriend for a long time on and off. People will literally call her abusive for no reason they’ll be like oh but she didn’t apologize for starting a gang war accidentally and faced no consequences for it :/ as if she wasn’t literally KILLED OFF BRUTALLY. And although hate is rarer for her nowadays from what I’ve seen she’s also a victim of Background Lesbian Syndrome. And also a victim of Woman Not Allowed To Have Ocmplex Feelings in the source material itself (tim is canonically bi now yay but like steph wasn’t allowed to have any complicated feelings at all at her on again off again ex breaking up with her for good???). Anyways she’s the light of my life.

she’s the light of my life my baby girl my everything. she canonically dated tim drake, but people love to ship tim with his male friend kon or his male brothers (🤢🤮) and so they constantly sideline her, making her the quirky wingwoman or sometimes even villainizing her by trying to claim she was abusive to tim. i don’t know why so many people hate her my girl will literally just be standing there and people will hate on her.

Stephanie was first introduced in the 1994 Robin series as a side love interest for Robin, but when she turned out to be really popular she became the main love interest. Because of this, she was fully fleshed out as a vigilante calling herself Spoiler to try and take down her villainous father, the Cluemaster. She later grew a lot closer to other cast members, such as Batgirl and Oracle, to get herself a firmly established place among the bats. Then, she dies in a gang war after taking up the Robin mantle. Eventually, in 2009, she was brought back from the dead and took on the Batgirl mantle. Her and Robin get back together sometime around ~2010 and they are solidly together until 2021. Then, Robin breaks up with her off panel for zero reason in canon, only to date some really boring guy named Bernard. By fanon, she's often demonized and turned into an abuser to make either this ship, or a lot of other mlm ships happen. Either that or things are mysteriously set in the time she's dead despite characters who were not yet introduced until she returned appearing. strange.

Selina Kyle/Catwoman

She's a badass and a complex character. She's awesome regardless of her relationship with Batman. Still, she's often called a b*tch by the fandom and villainized for the sake of their m/m ship.

You should see the way she’s completely ignored in favor of people shipping Batman with the Riddler. You’d think she’s not in this movie at all from the fic / art some people make.

Literally has suffered more than Jesus, reduced to a sex object by so many writers and then completely discarded by fanon for the sake of Bruce’s so called boyfriends again and again even though she’s so much more than those most reductive portrayals. Robs the rich to give to herself. Definitely had a threesome with Harley and Ivy at least once. Too good to be bad, too bad to be good. 

[fennecfiree]

Haha yiy can't pick anymore bcuz if there was another option I would ask you to unfollow me 😋😋😋😋😋😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊✨✨✨✨✨✨

Uhm sorry I don't know what I'm on rn I just woke up and the first thing I saw was Twink Kyle and I think my while day is ruined.. 😟☹️☹️☹️🤢🤢

[lordcringe]

God I fucking hate kyman and kyman shippers

But what I hate even more IS WHEN PEOPLE DRAW TEEN KYLE WAYYYYYY TOO SIMILAR TO SCOTT TENORMAN

Its legit looks like these

WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE HIS HALFBROTHER???😨🤨🤨🤢

[glossysoap]

I can't read 141 smut 😭😭 not that I don't like it –I fucking LOVE smut–

It's my family! Lemme elaborate

My dad's name is –I shit you not– Jon(athan but he never goes by the full) Simon Pryce, but since he's the youngest of his siblings they call him Baby Jonny. And my older brothers name is Kyle 😭😭😭😭

It's literally too fucking awkward, especially when I come across daddy kink shit with price 😭😭 why the fuck does family have to have these names 😭 they need to change them

My last name is literally Pryce though, and that's lowkey cool

OH NO 😭😭😭😭 that’s the worst. that’s how i felt about trevor belmont from that one netflix series bc i wanted to read fics with him (esp smut) BUT HE HAS THE SAME NAME AS MY BROTHER 🤢 so i’ve just never read it jdksjdjs

but what might work for you is if they aren’t referred to by their name but rather their callsign? like ghost, soap, gaz, captain? (i know captain is more so his ranking but you get it)