#chubby kyle canon

[fennecfiree]

Chubby little guy

[fennecfiree]

AWEEE KYLEEEE

Style week day 2: First date!

[joeyiscool101010]

If you look closely you can see Stan is like a little bit chubbier than Kyle…. CHUBBY STAN CANON

[southconfessionpark]

I really dislike how some headcanons are treated as if they're canon. No hate to these interpretations—I actually enjoy some of them—but take examples like a short Cartman or Stan, chubby Stan, Peruvian Craig, tall Craig, or tall Kyle. None of these are actually canon. So, stop correcting people for not drawing Kyle as tall just because he's “canonically tall”—he's not. Or when people say others are whitewashing Craig—he's not canonically Peruvian.

[angel555angel555]

Do you prefer mountain or pine Kyman?

Hey there! Thank you so much for the ask <3 I have so many thoughts!!

My absolute favorite (and what I feel is usually closest to canon) is tie Kyman! At least when it comes to their personalities and interactions with each other

The reason why Cartman and Kyle have such an interesting dynamic is because they're really well matched

They're both very smart and quick-witted. Honestly, they're the two smartest people in the show and I think they both know it

Part of the reason they fight each other is because they're the only person that can match each other's level of intelligence, which makes the fight fun

They're also both equally aggressive. They're balanced in their level of fighting (meaning how much they're willing to fight for what they want/believe in, and how far they'll go in that fight)

That also means that, when they have the same goals in mind, they make excellent allies and partners! They're willing to go just as far as the other, and really stick their necks out for each other

But most of the time, the reason they're fighting each other is because they're each others equals in the fight, if that makes sense!

That's why Cartman says on multiple occasions that it's not fun to fight Kyle when Kyle isn't fighting back

For that reason, I don't really feel like Kyle or Cartman is the more dominant or submissive one. When they're together, I feel like they're always kinda pushing each other

HOWEVER, I love the idea of Cartman as the more experienced one, relationships-wise. And I really enjoy the idea of Kyle giving in to him, despite every bit of morality in his brain screaming for him not to. Like I love the idea that Cartman has that power over Kyle

Especially since that's the dynamic we usually see in the show. Kyle plays the moral high-ground a lot, but at the end of the day he's still engaging with Cartman, right? He still hangs out with him and cares about him?

So for that reason, I would say personality and dynamic-wise, I prefer tie Kyman with a slight lean towards mountain Kyman

Physical appearance wise, I definitely prefer tall and lanky Kyle and chubby, slightly shorter Eric. I picture them to be almost the same height, but Kyle maybe has two or three inches over Eric

[pentiliarphobia]

Hi!! Sorry for not posting in a while, been dealing with a pain flair that's been going on for almost an entire month. But hey!! I've got art for yall!! It's the 'canon, fanon, your design' thingy!

Im putting these beneath the cut bc i am an absolute hater, and these might be a jumpscare.

Also not gonna really talk about canon since it feels obvious. It's in order from yougest to oldest!

Fanon Elizabeth:

12 yrs and older

Blonde or brown hair, never just ginger

Bullies crying child

Heinous bitch

Inspires her dad to kill

Daddy's favorite

Spoiled brat

Will throw a tantrum over anything

Homohobic

Circus Baby obsessed

Only cares about her dad, ice cream, and Circus Baby

Doesn't have green eyes, even though that literally ruins her whole entire thing with Circus Baby and her eyes changing to Elizabeths after possession

Constantly caked in make-up

Hates Michael

Is in complete control of Circus Baby

Uses her death to acomplish her goal of world domination

NOT EVEN NAMED ELIZABETH

My Elizabeth:

Elizabeth Lacie Afton Jr

3 in 1983, and 5 when Circus Baby kills her

Ginger

Likes playing with CC

A babyyyyy

Doesn't know anything about queer people, and doesn't care (listen, as long as you're nice to her and her loved ones, then you're her friend)

Honestly i think she idolizes Mike

Desperately wants to interact with CC and Mike's friends, but is either always in daycare or kept inside the house (William says it's for her 'safety' (liar))

Absolutely obsessed with Hello Kitty and Strawberry Shortcake

Mike gave her the mangle toy :3

Tries desperately to people please

Constantly seen rocking back and forth

Gifts both CC and Mike bows (in life and death)

Prefers cats to clowns, although she likes both

Feels like she has to be seen as independent and 'cool' to make friends

Her favorite colors are baby blue and strawberry red :3

Likes to draw with Mike :3

Has the LOUDEST footsteps

Cannot STAND the sound of fluorescent lights

Views the Emilys as a second family, and is incredibly close to Sammy (he's also 3 in 1983) :3

A huge yapper :3 (especially when her pacifier is still in)

Eats Mike's hair >:3

Doesn't fully understand that Mike is bullying CC, just kinda views it as 'Mike's way of interacting with CC'

Hates medical smells

Also hates having her teeth brushed, no matter what it always hurts

AuADHD baby (shes not diagnosed)

Steals things without realizing

Loves the music Mike has from his cassette players (it's metal) :3

Chubby babyyyyyyyy

Favorite holiday is valentines

She mimimimi's when shes asleep

Fanon CC:

Chris Norman Osborn Evan David Garrett McNally Billy Adam Gregory Joe John Noah Joseph Jeremy Todd Ness Michael Ned Kevin George Eva Gabriel Liam Aaron Ethan Oliver Benjamin Louis Jeff Calvin Chase Ben Justin Fredrick Timmy Kyle Felix Brooks Franklin Jeff Jack Tommy Lincoln Kenny Kelsey Dan Louie Daniel Nathan Barry Rory Edward Edwin Ivan Timothy Gus Jake Vincent Junior William Jr. C.C. Crying Child Bite Victim BV WASD Jr. Afton

The most annoying little piece of shit you have ever had the misfortune of meeting

A complete and total coward and utter pushover

Loses his frontal lobe

7-14 yrs old

Deserved his murder

Hates Michael

Really talkative

Blonde

Dating Nightmare, Sammy, Gregory, and/or Cassidy

Doesn't matter

Dead or wtvr

My CC:

Cassidy Abel Afton

Turns 7 during fnaf 4

The bite injuries his temporal lobes

His favorite color is teal! :3

Wants to be Mike's friend, but is convinced he hates him

Moderately deaf in both ears, and uses hearing aids

Aquatic and bug autism (is diagnosed, and roughly a level 2(in a modern sense))

Views Psychic Friend Fredbear as sentient

The thing he saw was multiple springlocking

Carebears kid, Funshine Bear is his favorite

Favorite animal is hammerhead sharks

Doesn't like holidays

Aroace (just like me frfr)

Really wants to wear his hair in pigtails, like how Michael does Elizabeth's hair, but is too scared to actually ask Mike, so he'll just sit right by Elizabeth while Mike does her hair and stares until Michael gets the message and does his hair too

Wobbly babyyy

PBA disorder

Despises the cold

Is usually the "it fucking wimdy" meme

Sleeeepppppppyyyyyyy babyy

Somewhat short for his age

Likes hanging out with Jasper (freddy mask bully) a lot

He honk shoo's when he sleeps

Fanon Michael:

M'Kay, so there are two very distinct Michael's. The one I have shown above (bad Michael), and the "good" Michael, who is a white twink who can do no wrong and is perpetually the same fuckable age (and has probably been assulted by one of the tormentors(usally freddy bully, who they "coincidentally" make black in their au))

Micheal Troy Terrance Hunter Afton

Homohobic, racist, misogynistic, kicks puppies and punches babies in his spare time

15 yrs old and up

Hair is split dyed blonde (And in the ugliest fucking way too)

Dripless

Hates Crying Child with a burning passion

Wanted to kill his brother

Hates Elizabeth

Worse than his dad, the active child murderer (because god forbid abuse victims)

Is Eeviiiiilllllll

Constantly aggressive

Has a spray tan when he ends up as "good" Michael, but when he's bad Michael, his skin is that color naturally

Has no friends

The coolest guy on the blcok

People at school fear him

Fuck boi extraordinaire

Turns back into a normal (white) human color post scopping because "ReMnAnT" so that he's still conventionally attractive

A pyromaniac

My Michael:

Michael Cain Afton

14 in 1983

Adores his siblings, bullies Cassidy bc he's an abused child mimicking what's been done to him

Him and the other tormentors are considered freaks at school (think kids who hiss, growl, and bark at people, kids who wear tails and ears, kids who play 'wolves/warrior cats', etc.)

They attach eachother's backpacks to each other to not get lost :3

The tormentors were quite literally his only friends, until they all said fuck it and started dating each other (they're a polycule, ong, they told me themselves)

Has vitiligo

Stays purple after being scooped (he's funner that way)

Needs glasses (farsighted)

Actually really quiet around people he doesn't know

Not evil, just, yknow, a child neglect & abuse victim

Mike becomes a Sonic kid as an adult >:3

Felix the Cat & Heathcliff kid

Not a pyromaniac, just knows that most ghosts die with fire

Says his favorite color is red (its pink and periwinkle)

Favorite holiday is Halloween

Is the "it fucking sumny" meme

Trying to dress Alternatively, and cannot afford it

CANNOT & WILL NOT shut up about pirates

An absolute garbage disposal when it comes to eating

Is really good at Art, Science, History, and English in school

The 'weirdest' of the tormentors

Tallest tormentor

He made the gang's masks himself! Then the others added their own 'spice' to them

Has braces

He has the LOUDEST snore in the family, like you could probably hear him 2 states over

[butchsophiewalten]

There was another space last night. Only found out about it this morning and apparently they mentioned a dog animatronic named Ringo. Could you do a recap on it?

OK twitter space recap again. Just for clarity, a lot of these answers are effectively verbatim, but have been chopped down for clarity and to remove some less relevant information.

-Someone asks what the hardest part of making an episode is and Martin goes 'Fucking, coming up with what's gonna happen in it.' And talks about how like, if TWF4 took three years to make, half the time was just preproduction and him figuring out what the hell was going to happen. He talks about how TWF4 was originally going to be a return to form for the series, and then one day he woke up and thought about it and was like "this is fucking shit." and that's when he decided to make it more cinematic.

-Someone asks if TWF4 will have Spanish subtitles, and Martin says no, because writing the English ones was a pain and he doesn't want to go through that again.

-Somebody asks who Martin would cast for Brian if The Walten Files was a live action series, and Kyle extends the question to 'Who would you cast for Everyone?'. They spend the next while just spitballing answers, which I've condensed here:

Kyle thinks it'd be fun to cast Jack as "Weird" Al Yankovic, and Martin thinks that's funny. He doesn't know who he would cast for Jack. Martin says Brian would be "The guy from Whiplash", who is Miles Teller.

Martin says Derek Collins would be Michael Mckean, but Kyle picks Clancy Brown.

Kyle says Charles should be Adam Driver.

Martin says Felix would be Michael Douglas as he is in Falling Down, and says that he's always thinking of him whenever he goes to draw Felix.

Martin says Sophie would be Ally Sheedy as she is in The Breakfast Club, and how Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy's character in The Breakfast Club) was in part inspiration for Sophie's character. Secondary pick Martin gives is Mia Goth, but says they aren't the same in the face or the mannerisms, just that Mia Goth would make a good portrayal of the character because she's such a good actress.

Martin picks Shelley Duvall for Rosemary, saying again that they don't really look alike, but that she'd do a great job portraying the character. Kyle says a young Jane Kaczmarek would make a good Rosemary, too, and Martin mentions that he could also see a very young Carol Burnett, "...because she has a very smile-shaped smile."

Martin says that they aren't at all the same physically, but that Tina Parker would make a great Susan. Inspired heavily by her role in Better Call Saul.

-Martin hems and haws for a bit about who a good Jenny would be, saying that it's difficult, because she has such a particular face. On the topic, Kyle brings up how fans so often portray Jenny as "chubby", and how that's really impacted how he thinks of Jenny as a character, where he imagines the fanon version of her before even the canon one.

Martin agrees like, "This kinda influenced the way I draw her. I've been drawing concept art for Jenny recently and I noticed I've started drawing her a little chubbier. Not to the extent of the fanon, but the way I look at the character has changed a lot because of the way the fandom draws her... But I could definitely see Jenny as a chubby character, she just has that vibe." (<-Mostly paraphrased)

-Martin and Kyle say they both keep running into a funny problem where they google Charles using his full name, and wonder why all of the results just call him 'Charles Walten Files', forgetting that his full name is not public information yet.

-Martin says that if there was anything he would change about The Walten Files, he'd make Bon less adjacent to Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's. He says he wishes he'd made Bon a dog named Ringo, and that the name "Ringo" has a specific lore reason behind it (Unrelated to. The Beatles.)

-Martin talks about how when he first named Bon's Burgers, he thought he was being really clever, because in French "Bon" means "Good", so it was like calling it "Good Burgers".

-Someone asks what Martin would rename Bon's Burgers to if Bon's name had been different, and he says he'd call it "Wonderland".

-Martin gives a story about him actually seriously injuring himself opening a can of Palmitos, slicing his palm open and needing to get stitches, but how the main thing he was worried about was it keeping him from releasing TWF4 on time, and how he was really scared of the fan reaction of like, 'he always fucking does this, he always delays the episode', before he talked to some friends and calmed down about it. This all happened like less than a week ago. He tells everyone not to worry to much about it, that he's still in some pain, but he's fine.

-Someone asks about the "Bontest", the contest where people could submit their original characters to appear briefly in TWF4, and Martin says that he plans to work on it last, as a reward for himself.

-Someone asks if a Welcome to Bon's Burgers remake could ever happen, Martin answers: "No. I would have wanted to, but I'm really trying to stay, like, legally distinct from Five Nights at Freddys. So no more Welcome to Bon's Burgers, ever."

-Martin asks Kyle, "Is Charles mean? or nice?" and Kyle says he thinks Charles has like. Fun Uncle energy. That he's the sort of person you'd maybe think was mean, but that he's ultimately pretty silly and laid-back. He calls him the type of person to doodle in the margins of his work.

-Someone asks if Boozoo is a magician or a ringmaster, and Martin says that he is both. When he's not on stage, he falls into the ringmaster persona, but when he's performing he's doing magic tricks and the like. He switches between both.

-"Boozoo has a mechanism where he can take off his hat, and there's a very tiny plush rabbit in his hat"

-"Will we ever get to know how Jenny and Sophie met and/or became a couple?" "Yes. We will see it in the series, I have the whole thing planned out. Yippie!"

-Martin talks about how when making WTBB, he went through a phase where he really hated Banny, and took her out of the game. Then he was like, fuck, I need a new girl character, and that's why he created Sha.

-"Who has been your favorite character to develop personality-wise and role-wise?" "Felix Kranken. I fucking love but I fucking hate Felix kranken... I feel like the viewer keeps indirectly giving Felix chances, like, to make things right. And you will see how he uses those chances."

-Someone asks for a Felix Fact, and Kyle jokes that he smells bad. Martin says he disagrees, and that he thinks Felix smells like car air freshener.

-Actual Felix Fact: He loves Louis Wain's paintings, and has many in his office. Martin says he really connects with the story around them, and that he also feels a deep connection to cats.

-"How many takes did the phone call in BunnyFarm take to get right? Was the wavering in Jack's voice before he got angry intentional?" "It took three takes and yeah, yes it was. I did one take that was like, screaming angry, and another one was very whispery, and then i got the version that was used." They talk for a bit and then Martin goes "I think Jack here like, works best when he's not like, exaggerated, but you can tell that he's on the verge of just-- punching you fucking skull, but he doesn't like, explode. And it's this tension of like, when will we see this character like, genuinely lose his mind, yknow?"

-Someone asks if Bon could ever learn to like or be nice to Banny, and Martin says that if the showstoppers had any kind of linear story then he would probably grow to be nicer to her eventually, but because they're in like an episodic thing where everything resets, he's just gonna hate her forever

-Linda Lore: This isn't necessarily canon, but Martin kinda imagines that she'd move out of hurricane after only a couple of weeks because it's such a ghost town, so she moves to Nashville end ends up starting a family there and having two children.

-My question! I asked Kyle and Martin what musicians/bands they listen to. Kyle lists Gorillaz, Tally Hall, and Tenacious D. Martin lists MF Doom, Tyler, the Creator, and Canserbero.

-Martin mentions an incident with Bon's Burgers where a guy showed up and stood on a table demanding to eat pizza, and stayed there for 20 hours demanding to eat pizza.

-Martin imagines a funny scenario where Charles' car breaks down on the way to work and Jack gives him a ride. Charles asks to listen to some music, and Jack starts playing "obscure 30s music", and Charles is like, "what the fuck?", while Jack is bobbing his head like he's listening to heavy metal.

-Someone asks if there's any Autistic characters in The Walten Files, and Kyle brings up his personal headcanon that both Sophie and Jenny have autism, but that Jenny has it comorbid with ADHD. Martin mentions that it's actually canon that Charles has ADHD, and how it was one of the first things he decided on for his character.

-Kyle specifically asks if there's any Walten Files characters Martin can imagine being Autistic, and Martin gives a long answer I've written out as follows:

"Okay, so, this is really complicated, but the episode 5 draft is finished, and I sent it to Eva, and- this episode has a bigger focus on Sophie, episode 5, and I think a lot of things- Eva- I talked a lot about it with Eva, and she mentioned how Sophie, was like, had many many traits that imply that she is autistic.

And, while I said yes, that the intention was to like, sorta allude to it? I would never confirm it because I wouldn't be able to represent it properly. I would never be able to fully represent it, because it's not an experience I've gone through. But there's a lot of like, unintentional double meaning with Autism, with like, what's going on in her head and how like, she behaves, in a way?

But I feel like, from what Eva told me, from her experience as an Autistic person, she told me it was a really good representation, for like, the character. Even if it wasn't intentional, because she's never represented as like, mentally unstable, or not fit to, like-not competent... But you can still see some of her personal struggles in her behavior."

-They talk for a while about how Kyle likes to think that Boozoo is gay, but he's not especially a fan of the relatively popular ship between him and Bon. Martin says that a better Boozoo ship idea could maybe be Pete the Hippo, provided that the recasted his VA.

-On the same topic, Martin agrees that Boozoo and Bon would be a bad ship idea, because he doesn't like the idea of Bon being with anybody who he treats poorly, and how this is the reason why he really tries to be nice to Sha, even if he isn't especially good at it. Martin mentions that the thing that really makes Bon like Sha is that she's the one person who can really tell him off, and for a while he was a little scared of her.

-Martin talks about a funny showstoppers story he's thought of, where Banny gets a crush on a girl from school and Boozoo and Sha help her work up the courage to ask her out, but the girl is just so unapologetically mean to Banny and totally breaks her heart, and so all the showstoppers come to defend Banny, and they go and beat up this teenager on her behalf.

-Someone asks for a "Susan Fun Fact" but typos it as "Susan Gun Fact". Martin says that Susan would think that the American attitude towards guns and gun control is one of the things most wrong with the United States. Kyle says it'd be funny if she was the type to believe that, but then own a gun anyway.

-Martin says that he really loves Susan's voice, and thinks it's so perfect for her character.

[fennecfiree]

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[fennecfiree]

I love this silly goober

[big-important-nothing]

any Stan Marsh headcanons

a lot! but here's a few:

* he bleaches his hair in his teens because as he ages, he hates that he begins to resemble his dad closer.

* in-line with mirroring his dad, he's actually a fantastic cook! he's usually too lazy to actually make anything, though. it's either grilling or frozen dinners for him.

* began to s*lf h*rm after the fire due to guilt and frustration coupled with his addictive personality. it was just another method to try and drown out all the noise, like drinking.

* this is more of a kyle headcanon but i'll slip it in here; they're helplessly in love with each other, and kyle kind of stalks stan on facebook. kyle is far more active on social media, while stan just posts captionless photos of sparky or his truck here and there.

* oh yeah! stan owns a truck and it is his baby. he's one of Those Guys.

EDIT: can't believe i forgot this one but it's just so normal to me i forgot it wasn't canon; he's a stocky dude! not extremely muscular, but chubby and sturdy. i just can't get behind thin stan it feels so wrong to me lol.

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

If I ask you to gush about size difference Style *cough* big boy Stan and short Kyle *cough* would you?

FUCK YEAH I WILL!!! Lmao how many times have I gushed about size difference style way too many and BY GOD I’ll never stop

My NUMBER ONE reason to be an enthusiast is the Style Carry™️ ugh I love that shit so much especially because angry spicy little Kyle “reluctantly” being picked up by his gentle giant knight in shining armor Stan is just so iconic. Particularly because I will never not find pissed off Kyle hilarious. Stubborn little asshole.

Big boy Stan particularly is dear to me because that boy is a sentimental loser with a canonical hoarding problem and just. Him holding onto old clothes. Staniel that AC/DC shirt from 9th grade is begging for mercy no it does not still fit you. And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again intimidating at first glance characters being absolute softies is PRECIOUS. The definition of looks like he could kill you is a cinnamon roll. That’s my sensitive son Stanathan.

Conversely Kyle being looks like a cinnamon roll could kill you. Just too good. Even PCE Kyles who tend to lean more towards the less outwardly aggressive side, more the logician, they’re still fiercely stubborn and determined and can out argue anyone but his mother and God. Bro packs a hardcore punch and will not hesitate to if it comes to that, and it’s hysterical when he’s fighting someone much bigger than him. People expect Stan to jump in with a “pick on someone your own size” but Stan knows his super best boyfriend.

Also size difference style cuddles. Kyle using Stan as a pillow, casually sitting in his lap, resting his head on those beefy arms, and Stan coming up behind Kyle to drape over him like a dog that thinks they’re still a puppy, kissing the top of his curls, just AAAA. And honestly there’s nothing more iconic than small Kyle scolding big Stan for something and Stan just folding bc a big guy looking so pathetic and sorry is funny as shit bonus because Kyle can’t stay mad at those sad animal eyes.

Worth noting that the handful of times I’ve written Kyle as the taller of the two Stan’s still a big boy. Elf Kyle may be tall and lithe but Knight Stan is still big and built, just slightly shorter. Yes this is primarily because I want the Style Carry™️ to be relatively natural and easy. I’m a Whumpshot wizard of simple pleasures.

Now, I’ve seen chubby Kyle headcanons and read fics where he’s gotten fat. I like that too. Personally, I prefer Kyle on the thin side, because a lot of people who struggle with self worth and acceptance tend to deal with anxiety and trouble eating, and we do see that in Kyle. That feels very Kyle to me idk. I just see him on the short and skinny side in general, which makes his actual personality that much more iconic. Unassuming in appearance, but a powerhouse.

[alaskan-wallflower]

kyle would not be chubby. absolutely no disrespect to other anon, hdc whatever you want, i just cannot see it given his canon character traits. kyle seems like the kind of guy that takes his physical health very seriously, and it’s kind of obvious that he feels a certain way about being overweight. i’m not saying he’s outwardly fatphobic toward anyone but cartman, but i am saying that deep down he would be afraid of being fat (based on his own mom being overweight and how everyone treats cartman) so yes, he’d have some internalized fatphobia. he’s the kind of guy that’s like “well if you’re unhappy with your weight you should work out and eat better, being healthy is important🤓👆” and because he had so many health issues as a kid, i see him as having mild health ocd and using exercise as a way to relieve the anxiety that comes with that. he’s also insecure about other parts of his appearance like his hair and nose, so i see him working really hard on his physique so he can have something about himself that he’s confident in. he’s also arguably the sportiest of the boys, he genuinely enjoys physical activity, and every time we see the broflovskis eating dinner it’s something like salmon and vegetables. genetics don’t just automatically make you overweight if you’re actively doing things to stay at a caloric deficit.

and then in post covid he is so obviously the fittest and tallest among all of his male ex classmates, barring tolkien (adult tolkien is absolutely jacked, argue with the wall) so we can assume he carried his healthy habits into adulthood.

fit kyle is basically canon. sleeper build kyle is the best hdc. and NO SKINNY STAN you can rip sexy beer-bellied post covid stan from my cold dead hands!!!

yeah, i can’t really see him being chubby. i can see him being baby faced throughout middle school, but i can’t see him being chubby.

but i can see him being a little bit ocd about health. probably not really a mentality of ‘i don’t wanna end up like my mom or cartman’, maybe he does have a bit of an internalized fatphobia, but i can kinda see him also having a mentality that ‘my immune system is already fucked up, im diabetic and unhealthy health wise, i don’t wanna be unhealthy weight wise’. i think it’d be a mix of both, unfortunately.

stan wouldn’t be skinny. randy would probably have him eating ‘rich people food’ or maybe it’s just simple genetics. i dunno. i can see stan being somewhat fit in high school, but in college, that’s another story.

[fennecfiree]

I love this fattie

fattie

[buttl0rd]

Do you have any Stan headcanon??

i have a few!!!! stan's been one of my favs since season1 and i really love his character. i mostly adopt hcs from other people because i'm not very creative with them, but here are my thoughts

stan's questioned his gender since the cissy episode and he does a lot of experimenting with his gender expression and pronouns in his teens. he identifies as nonbinary but keeps using he/him pronouns and masc expression for a number of reasons (mostly because he finds it hard explaining to people), but when he's in a safe setting with other queer folks he feels more comfortable expressing his gender identity. kyle and wendy are his biggest supporters. cartman rips on him for it but ALWAYS used stan's preferred pronouns throughout his experimentation

stan is a bisexual DISASTER and finds everyone attractive. he's a flaming pussy though so he never scores. he's just like, [person] is super hot, and that's the end of it, he's already moved on. which brings me to my next hc,

his fucking commitment issues!!! stan has a crippling fear of long-term relationships, and this likely sprouted from his depression. he didn't see himself living past the age of 20 so he avoided committing to anything long-term. he most likely went to therapy for it and got a whole lot better. he committed to marrying kyle in the end. good for him

i hc stan as being a music production major or something in college. i like to think he dreams of having a world-famous rock band

we know he has addictive tendencies, it's part of his character. he's canonically seen drinking, smoking, hoarding and spending all the family's money on that mobile game. his addictions start ruining his life so the guys have an intervention and get him to rehab before he fucking dies. he gets better :) might relapse but dw about it

stan's been wildly in love with kyle since the dawn of time. he's always on his mind. the 'thinkin about kyle 24/7' type of love. he's so afraid of confessing to kyle to the point it makes him sick, his biggest fear is ruining their friendship. it's not until highschool kyle starts picking up on it and returning the feelings. there's no big confession, just a passionate and life-changing kiss on stan's bed after school one day. stan cries immediately afterwards because he's so happy

some extra lil silly things i hc:

he likes coffee, the goth kids got him hooked on it

he's cursed with a baby face, keeps any facial hair he can grow to make him look less like a little baby man

chubby.......

goes thru So Many phases of being vegetarian but always misses cheesed ourger and breaks his veggie streak whenever he gets sad

quarterback in highschool???

he's a real heavy sleeper. he snores and drools and tangles himself in blankets. kyle struggles to sleep in the same bed as him at first (light sleeper), but slowly gets used to it

he's kinda creeped out by cats. he's a dog person thru and thru

[thefrenchpressanonguy]

I’m too lazy to draw these, but I still wanna share some random South Park hcs again. Kyle and his family edition ig.

Sheila is 100% the type of parent that buys clothes too big for her kids and says “you’ll grow into them” (also it’s canon that she shops secondhand, so I imagine Kyle has some absolutely fuckass clothes that his mom has bought him that he keeps at the very back of his closet cause no way in hell is he gonna wear them, but he can’t get rid of them because his mom bought it for him)

Adding onto that, Ike’s closet is full of hand-me-downs from Kyle.

Dyspraxia Kyle. My reasoning is, fuck you I don’t need a reason 😎😎 (but srsly I got the idea from that one ep where he was terrible at dancing)

Now just a buncha hcs that I enjoy:

- Chubby Kyle (its just so cute)

- Short Kyle (again, cute. But, also, short as a kid, really tall as an adult!!)

- Germaphobe/ocd Kyle (real)

- Trans Kyle (I just like any trans hc, cause 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️. But also, Cartman’s gag of saying Kyle has sand in his vagina then has a whole other meaning/reasoning behind it that is perfect for angst imo. Like, Cartman somehow being the only one who knows and he’s holding it over Kyle’s head??? The drama possibilities)

[asteria7fics]

How about the main five bodytypes (ewily) after college in their mid 20's or early 30's?

I'm curious on how they would grow, change and look as adults in ewily :)

Oooh you want spoilers, eh? (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

I may not go as in depth as I did in the last post because I'd like to leave a few things for future works, as I would like to explore the EWILY boys as they age!

Also, fair warning this will contain some pretty major spoilers for the end of EWILY. If you haven't gotten caught up yet PLEASE read the fic first? It's so much more fun when these things haven't been spoiled for you!

As always, you can read EWILY here!

Anyway, let's get into it!

Stan: Brother gets his shit mostly together post high school. I won't explain too heavily as to why, but he does start working out again and trying to take care of himself, so he does build some muscle definition back. It isn’t a terribly sustainable lifestyle for him, so he does soften again into this thirties, but man his body in his twenties? Still pretty average actually, just with less of a gut and more muscular legs and arms. He never really gets super buff or anything.

Kyle: Definitely gets comfortable and gains some happy weight in his early twenties, then fights for the next decade to shave it off. Sorry king, that’s what happens when you’re in a committed relationship. Eventually he just accepts that he won’t ever have his abs back, though he still remains otherwise pretty lean into his thirties. Just a naturally thin guy.

Cartman: Now he’s a special case, because BIG SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 14!!! He goes to fucking prison for a few years. Does he get totally ripped lifting weights in the yard with his fellow skinheads? Absolutely not, he’s still gaming the system to get the best snacks, but he does lose a lot of his baby fat while in custody. He comes out like a proper bear, still round and soft but a little tighter, a little more toned. His arms especially, saying goodbye to the bingo wings. How long does this last? Er, a couple of months, though his girlfriend definitely feeds him healthier food than his mom ever did, so he doesn’t really ever get back to how large he was as a teenager. But yeah, post-prison Chad Cartman is still a big boy, as God intended.

Kenny: Similarly to Kyle, the comfort of a semi-functional relationship (and his eventual choice to drop the vigilante stuff in favor of a job that makes more consistent money. Did you know he made money off that stuff? An EWILY detail left on the cutting room floor, RIP) encourages him to gain a few happy pounds, especially in his tummy. He still works out, probably with Stan and Kyle for a while, but isn’t trying so hard to get them gains. And, of course, having consistently delicious, home cooked meals from your boyfriend will add a few inches to your waistline. I think Kenny probably puts on weight the fastest into his thirties, and he really embraces the chubby lifestyle after being basically emaciated his entire childhood.

Butters: He doesn’t have to try, he stays thin. He’s eating all the same food Kenny eats and yet, Kenny’s the only one gaining substantial weight. Well, Butters does gain weight, and his ass and legs start to fill out a bit as he gets older and works some physical jobs (waiter Butters is canon I’m afraid), but he otherwise doesn’t change that much as he gets older. Tall twink forever.

Hehehe I hope these suffice! I had a little more fun with these ones, since we already have a jumping off point from the previous post.

Thank you for this ask!! As always, let me know if there’s anything else you guys would like to know about these idiots!!