#Kung pao penis
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so i'm eating dinner with one of those "people from X place try food from Y country" videos in the background bc i need some mindless entertainment to go with my food, and this legend from pakistan butchered the chinese pronunciation of kung pao chicken (宮保鷄丁) so bad that he accidentally said "kung pao penis" in chinese instead.
the ancient prophecies... they have come true...
#crumb post#kung pao penis#it's from a channel called reactistan if anyone wants to see it lol#warning they make some off-color jokes about china in this video
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I am not waiting until Friday to post this
#theyre going to the comic shop tomorrow#usagi yojimbo#miyamoto usagi#jotaro#sasuke the demon queller#KUNG PAO PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my art#love and peace 🕊️✌️
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Day 1 of awful DC Comics headcanons to fuck with AI
After a long patrol, there's nothing Bruce would rather tuck into more than a generous serving of kung pao penis
#fuck ai everything#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batman family#justice league#dc comics#headcanon#batposting#shitpost
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the tumblrites should fuck with redditors more. yesterday i turned to my loving partner and had to ask "hey babe, what's kung pao penis-sing??"
y'all could post shit like
"remember reddit refugees tomorrow is slur saturdays!!! Remember to post your favourite slur or you'll be blocked 🥰🥰😜😜🤗🤗 - much love from your friendly neighbour tumblrina"
and we'll fucking do it. stop being kind and helping us. wreak havoc, it's what we deserve
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i’m doing a show where someone gets kung pao chicken shoved down their pants do i send my director the kung pao penis knowyourmeme page yes or no
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"kung pow penis *explosion gif*"
it's spelled kung PAO and you can get it at most takeout places!! it doesn't explode and it's DELICIOUS!
...though i like it with pork, thank you very much.
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bi-kisses blocked me and posted kung pao penis at the same time. i wonder what she thinks it means. the meme is saying it on someone’s post to bother them. the joke comes from the guy who was first being trolled with the meme blocked everyone who said it to him. you’re repeating a pro “harassment” meme as a response to blocking someone for “harassing” you
she probably thinks it means anti transphobia… since it’s used by trans people towards those that don’t agree with trans
my culture isn’t a fucking costume. if you want to partake in it, at least learn the actual customs of meme culture
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they actually kung paoed his penis
happy monday
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hello all
thank you for making alone on a friday night: penis blast/kung pao penis the #1 post on my blog. means a lot
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california pizza kitchen kung pao spaghetti makes my penis wail
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kung pao penis
I'm skipping stones by the lake we used to visit every summer. Do you remember those 3 words you let escape between your lips?
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PENIS ARMAGEDDON
Kung pao penis
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