#Konoha shinobis

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Konoha 11

💅Teenagers✨

🍼Kiddos👶

[velvet-ymarinebloo77]

[thisyearidontdie]

My first fanart ever, basead on this super cute picture i saw online. Immediately thought of our greatest shinobis.

I draw a little and want to focus on improving my art this year. Even though I don't like my work very much right now, I hope to get better, feel proud, and find the courage to start posting.

[nathalievllg]

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this is fuckin killing me

[oh-no-its-bird]

Oops I forgot to post this !!! I was making some more misc early konoha ocs to fill the roster, pls take lady Shiranui and all her glory

I was gonna draw some other early konoha old ladies (specifically Haruka and the at the time Orochimaru, our Orochimaru's parent) for some early Konoha old lady gang content, but got distracted

So like, I'll just post lady Shiranui on her own instead!

The Shiranui are a long time Uchiha ally and were invited to Konoha through them. They're another noble shinobi clan, though at very small one. Still, their power isn't to be underestimated, as it's mostly in the form of political capital.

They've been in the Fire capital for generations now, and have many connections to the various noble houses

There are a few different shinobi clans who called the capital their home, but of them, the Shiranui are the most powerful— having had the trust and ear of several Daimyo.

They are often called the Daimyo's dogs by other clans for it, but really, aren't all shinobi clans? At least their ownership of the title grants them several privlages.

When they originally joined Konoha, it was with the express understanding that they'd act as the Daimyo's eyes and ears as the village was built.

Eventually of course, given the one or two generations that it took to get to modern Konoha, the Shiranui's loyalty was much more aligned towards their village— and their power in the capital was diminished by them moving bases. Not to mention, the shinobi wars certainly cut down their clan size

Lady Shiranui herself is a woman who delights in making others uncomfortable, and will readily use her comfort with her own body to do so. She's trained several high class geisha, and worked as one herself for a time in her youth.

She's actually Genma's great-grandmother, and had a very big influence on early Konoha fashion. She's the one behind the inexplicably horny ANBU outfits and apparently ANBU standard full body wax (which is hilarious to me and also canon in my book)

Anyways, final thoughts (from my fic notes):

[owlithere]

I need an AU happening during the founding era where Tobirama and Izuna are doing suspicious things™, but like in Phineas and Ferb, every time someone wants to tell about it to Madara and Hashirama, the problem in question magically disappears or is dismissed by them as nonsense (an extra plus if Hashirama and Madara themselves cannot tell each other about their suspicions concerning the other one's brother)

something along the lines of:

Hashirama: Madara, why did you never tell me that Izuna is friends with the emperor! Madara: …, because they are not in a friendly relationship? Hashirama, frowns slightly: Then how does Izuna know that the Emperor has stomach problems after eating pork? Madara, after hesitation: He once mentioned that he gets along well with the palace medic…. Hashirama, satisfied enough with his explanation: Oh a medic! That's fortunate because I wanted to send him 15kg as a gift. Madara, in disbelief: You wanted to send 15kg of pork as a gift to the emperor! We would have come out as such cheapskates…. - - - Madara: I'm pretty sure your brother is trying to create a zombie. Hashirama, without a second thought: Impossible, the last time he did it was after the death of our last brother and he promised not to try to revive them again. Madara, not allowing himself to be knocked off track: But I saw him in the graveyard mumbling strange things…. Hashirama, smiling: Tobira’ said something earlier about expanding cemetery space and burial rights! You never told me that the Uchiha burn their dead! Madara: How was I supposed to tell you that when we were at war!

both chatter enough that they are unable to return to the original problem

random shinobi: Hashirama-sama, Madara-sama, it's Tobirama-sama and Izuna-sama again! Hashirama and Madara, simultaneously: Did something happened to them! Are they fighting again? Random shinobi, in fear: Not this time! But Tobirama-sama said they were going hunting together! Hashirama, happy: But that's good, they're finally starting to get along better! Madara, scoffing: Stop it, as much as it pains me to admit it they have been getting along for a while now - they're just strangely very expressive…. which is something I didn't expect from Tobiram exactly random shinobi, with a slight disbelief that their leaders still do not understand the relationship between their younger brothers: But the problem here is not that they do it as a pair! Just what they're doing together! The companion of a random shinobi, also a shinobi: They were talking about heading to confront Kyubi! Madara, scowling: I'm sure they just wanted to scare you because they knew you were eavesdropping! Izuna has been doing that since he was two! Hashirama, excited: Izuna too! Tobira as well! Hashirama, directing the words to their shinobi: Tobirama promised not to fight any of the tailed beasts. You have nothing to worry about! *changing the scene to Tobirama and Izuna standing in front of Kyubi* Tobirama and Izuna, at the same time: so we wanted to ask… Izuna, interrupting: because we have a bet! Tobirama, focused: Which came first the tailed beasts or the chakra? Kurama, wondering why these two shinobi latched onto him without a fight and are asking strange questions: ??? *Tobirama and Izuna had simply considered the chicken and egg problem and wanted to know the answer from a trusted source*

[madaras-tits]

Listen, I really love characters like Obito and Madara as they are, but can we please talk about how Kishimoto has been consistently incapable of writing a character that doesn't like the leaf village without instantly making them irredeemable or wrong in some way, shape or form?

It feels like Kishimoto is trying to make Konoha seem like the good guys, by making everyone who criticizes konoha an absolute nut case. This doesn't only apply to Obito and Madara, this also applies to characters like Pain and Sasuke. It's not like any of these character's criticisms of Konoha are invalid; it's more that people don't look at that stuff when it's followed by a myriad of war crimes, and I will not pretend like this wasn't intentional on Kishimoto's part.

(by the way, I think the reason why Kishimoto tries to defend konoha and the shinobi system so much towards the end of shippuden, is because Kishimoto set himself up for failure by writing a heroic protagonist that wants to become the leader of a village that is revealed to be more and more corrupt as the series goes on, but doesn't want to betray the original story line of naruto wanting to become the hokage and soforth starts backtracking to make naruto wanting to become hokage justifiable again) this is a story for a another post))

[aesthetic--mood]

Sasuke Uchiha Aesthetic

[leportraitducadavre]

[shyflowerhologram]

Sasuke's War Crimes?!

today I saw several posts talking about how Sasuke should have been punished for war crimes. War Crimes. Let me consult Wikipedia:

War crimes - all the things Konoha had done.

What is Sasuke's unforgivable war crime? I've been trying to find answer for years. - Killing Samurai in combat? Sasuke was there for Danzo, if they stepped back he had no interest in them. - Killing Danzo? Maniac who orchestrated Uchiha genocide, why nobody thanked Sasuke for ending that scum? - breaking into Kage summit? If we want righteousness, then other Kages should have executed Danzo themselves. Or at least draft an apology later for trying to stop Sasuke. - Trying to kill Sakura? She was literally there to kill him, she had attacked first. - Trying to kill Naruto? It sound like Sasuke waited behind the door with an axe. Each time Sasuke hit him with chidori, Naruto came back with rasengan, so Naruto was equally trying to kill Sasuke. - Leaving the village that made him and others into a child soldiers (which is a war crime)? Maybe the crime is that nobody is allowed to have a free will in that village? I get it, it's a military village, but Sasuke made it clear that he wasn't planning to go against Konoha, he was going after Itachi, which was supposedly in Konoha's interests. - Or maybe crime was going to Orochimaru? Orochimaru who actually did (and most probably still does) some war crimes but was pardoned and attended Hokage's wedding. - there's also part where he wanted to end Konoha's and other village's war crime record and reform the world but no, we are happy with child soldiers, genocide and power imbalance. The actual words of the argument were "change their idyllic system". Idyllic system. The system was idyllic. - 'joining' Akatuski? Sasuke had never cared about Obito's goals and turned on them almost immediately. - Only thing that seems like an actual violation is attack on B, although B wasn't actually harmed. And it doesn't specify as war crime, B isn't a civilian.

So what is Sasuke's unforgivable crime, the war crime? What he did that was worse than for example - what Orochimaru had done?

[moldy-flowers]

"Kakashi's trauma is just as bad as Sasuke's and HE never left the village."

Ok!?!?!?!? Shut up!!!! Stop comparing trauma!!!!! Two completely different situations!!!!! Literally worlds apart!!!!!! Different personalities!!!!!! Different traditions!!!!!!! Different times!!!!!!! Different mental states!!!!!! Different ages!!!!!! Different environment!!!!!! Different upbringing!!!!!!!

[narutinhos]

sasuke really did nothing wrong. "oh, he killed people-" THEY ARE SHINOBI!!! "oh, he wanted to enact revenge-" HE IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF A GENOCIDE!!! "oh, he ran away-" KONOHA IS TRASH!!! and so on and so forth

[bimgtt]

True Uchiha clan not that bulshite shown in the Boruto series so called fake Uchiha pathetic historically ignorant family( Sakura and Sarada who treat clan crest some sort of ornaments or achievements or trophy to brag about or show off for them without knowing its struggle and past history and how you get to wear it) or how the story tries to revise Uchiha tragedy and the oppression and racism against the Uchiha collectively.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Warring states/early konoha Shiranui clan lore,, save me warring states/early konoha Shiranui clan lore ,,,,

[khr-guilded-cage]

Naruto Anti Shinobi systems fics are a work of art, just read a fic where Sasuke decided to be a tomato farmer instead of a shinobi

And just like that Konoha loses the Sharingan

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[irukasito]

kakashi: you like me right?

iruka: like you?

kakashi: yeah. you know... like like me.

iruka: i’m literally inside you. you’re really asking that now?

kakashi: i just want to make sure :/