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what i think my mutuals look like
u may be in here, u may not, doing as many as i want, if ur not in here then that doesnt mean i dont luv u :3 i hav a lot of mutuals
naut - i actually know what he looks like but in my mind. raggedy anne
harper - a mix between abed and gillian anderson
kiwi - young hugh laurie
my one tomska mutual - youll never guess
kae - meeks but somehow gayer?
kola - that one rsl photo combined with her actual face
ok computer - her pfp LOL
grey (musi) -s1 wilson
eli - i know what they look like actually so just. their face
joan - elvira
ami - abed, funnily enough
joel - straight up a dog
lisa - neil perry but specifically that one photo used as a pfp at one point
shui - also abed
john - phoebe from friends?
tiffany - again, i know what she looks like
marley - also s1 wilson but its different. like younger
sun (both of you) - ethan hawke in Dad specifically
bones - spock
reese - also spock but if spock was cosplaying neil perry
housewifemd - if house and wilson steven universe fused
ghostie - if jesse pinkman cosplayed frank n furter
joon - gender swapped neil perry
clara - gender swapped pitts
sid - richard cameron
tyty - his face!
ania - a vague cross between ginny danburry and gender swapped steven meeks
autumn (nocti) - her pfp
indie - also richard cameron
finn (occams chainsaw) - s1 gregory house
finn (puckspoetry) - neil perry but like. modern au?
bubble - gender swapped todd anderson but pink?
manda - thirteen (specifically thirteen with bangs)
tristan - his face. but also jesus
lovechild - NOT TAYLOR SWIFT. her face actually cuz i got secret access
dream(duality) - house when he went to that one migraine guys lecture thing
aspen - his face if it was more taublike
chandler - HIS face but more houselike
syd - allison cameron in black and white specifically
soph - rose tyler
hunny bun - martha masters
rain - i newly know what she looks like however she does still look like house in my mind
katie - neil perry at the play specifically
pinkie pie - pinkie pie
raph - steven meeks if he was dan howell circa 2009
dewi - charlie dalton
regulus - all 4 beatles combines into one being
jareth - todd anderson with white hair?
gil - his face mixed with rsl circa 2001
lesbians for trobed - trobed combined into one being
elmo - carrie
luke - thirteen (no bangs)
will - helena bonham carter in frankenstein (1994)
cuntstruck - that guy who wrote let it go (not the frozen song)
zeth - zeth
blue - allison cameron
blue - dick grayson
(im sure the blues can tell who is who)
thiam - jschlatt circa 2020 SORRY
valerie - martha masters allison cameron steven universe fusion
ash (crow king) - stretched james wilson
nico - stick dead poets society if he was also tyler joseph
percy - robin williams if he was a teenager
ashy - her face mixed with belle
nick - rsl and winona ryder steven universe fusion
matthew - youll never guess. anyone but barry boys next door
el - richard cameron AGAIN
sammy - their face mixed with neil perry gayface
birdy (demon or) - james wilson circa s3 ALSO U JUMPSCARED ME WITH THE PFP CHANGE I WASNT EXPECTING A FOOTBALL ERA
daisy bell - dana mythic quest
maddie - abed in her artstyle specifically
missy - TROY TIGER!!!!!!!
rubester - daria? idk why
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Wipe Out Pt. 3
Hiii! I'm sorry for this LATE update but you guys wanted more Luke and Lia and I hope I delivered. I hope this isn't too short but I wanted to make it as sweet as possible.
Enjoy!
Wipe Out Part 3
These past four weeks have been the best yet most chaotic weeks of my life. Our team is undefeated now and UMICH’s men’s hockey is on a heater except for five losses. Me and Luke have gotten closer despite us both having taxing schedules. I’ve been getting close with the other guys as well and their chaotic personalities.
I’m currently sitting in the library with Ollie to my left and Kayleigh to my right. Farah, Mark’s girlfriend, sits in front of me as we all stare at this stats homework as if it was a different language.
“I hope the person that decided that stats was needed in the world has a warm pillow on both sides.” Mumbles Ollie as her head is face down on the table.
“Let’s take a break,” said Farah yawning, “it does no good staring at the same problem if we’re tired.”
We all mumble a agreement as I rub my eyelids. I understand the material but boy is it vexing.
“Me and Farah will go get lunch from Tropical Smoothie, you guys want anything?” I opt for a standard strawberry kiwi smoothie and Ollie asks for a sandwich and a chocolate peanut butter smoothie.
After the girls leave it’s me and Ollie, and she’s got a devious grin on her face. “Go ahead and spit it out Ollie.” She’s the nosiest girl I know.
“How’s everything with you and Luke by the way? Anything planned after mid terms?”
I hadn’t thought about that. Me and Luke have just been in the talking stage. He still seemed interested…I hope.
“Judging from the silence I’d say nothing about it has come up?”
“No…should I ask?”
“Doesn’t hurt to ask.”
I take my phone out and open me and Luke’s chat. I don’t think he has practice today…
@Lia.li.23: hey…do you have plans after mid-terms?
It takes no time for those little text bubbles to show up.
@L.hughes_06: Me and the guys were planning on renting a lake house. The girlfriends are coming too. I was gonna ask you about it in class tomorrow.
@L.hughes_06: Ollie mentioned it didn’t she? 🙄
I cut my eyes towards Ollie to see that same devious grin on her face. She mentioned it on purpose. I rolled my eyes and smiled when phone buzzed again.
@L.hughes_06: Do you want to go? If you don’t already have plans…
@Lia.li.23: I’d love to! I don’t have any plans.
@L.hughes_06: great! Let me send you the information for the house.
He sends me the address of the Air BnB. It’s close near Ann Arbor and it’s a cozy little cabin but big enough to hold ten college kids. I hope there are enough rooms…
Luke’s POV
I was nervous about telling Lia about the lake house because we’ve been talking for a while but I’m too chicken to ask her on an actual date. And me thinking about her isn’t gonna get this econ homework done. Midterms aren’t making it any better either.
Duke and Luca are in the kitchen supposed to be making a “midterm break snack” but now I realize their using that as a ploy not to work. Only real people working is me, Rutger, and Ethan.
“Those assholes left us here to suffer” grumbled Rutger.
I’m not even staring at my computer as now I’m thinking about Lia being at the lake house and how I can possibly ask her out. She’s been to almost every one of our games as we have almost been to all of hers. But just meeting at sporting events and class doesn’t count as moving forward in a relationship. If that’s even what you call it…
“You’re not thinking about Econ my friend” said Ethan, breaking my train of thought.
“I wanna ask Leah on a date, but I’m not sure how to…”
Rutger and Ethan give each other a confused and dumbfounded look before looking at me like I had three heads. “You two gonna say something or keep looking at me like I’m stupid?”
“You’ve never asked a girl out before?”
My face heats up in embarrassment as I had to admit I’m the least experienced in the dating department.
“…No…”
“WHAT?!”
Luca and Duke finally come barreling out of the kitchen with bewildered looks on their faces.
“YOU’VE NEVER ASKED A GIRL OUT?!” I wonder how quietly and quickly I can get rid of my roommates to end the misery I caused myself.
“Next he’ll say he’s a virgin.” Said Rutger.
The room goes silent as they all stare at me. They expect me to say I’ve seen some action. I’m already on the verge of slamming my head into my laptop and having to admit this will be the 13th reason.
“Oh my god.”
“Luke, dude, your…actually a virgin?”
“I’ve done it before you?” said Luca grinning.
“That was with my sister you ass, and I told you not to bring that up around me!” said Rutger now looking disgusted on top of pissed.
“Don’t worry about it, we’ll help out. The one’s with girlfriends at least” says, shooting daggers at Duke and Luca as he says it.
“I just want to be able to spend time with her outside of school stuff. Get to know her more and show that I’m serious about this.”
They all stare at me again, this time with more tenderness. They see their friend who’s so hopelessly in love it hurts. I like Lia. A lot. Since the moment I met her. Eyes big and full of wonder and fear as she has to move to a whole new state for school. And after talking to her for weeks and seeing her dedication to her sport as much as he is to hockey, he wants nothing more than to show her he’s serious.
Hours later, they finally finish studying and they advise a plan for Luke and Lia’s date.
Lia’s POV
Volleyball practice was early this morning to prepare for our last game before midterms and break. To say I’m sore is an understatement.
I walk into my econ class to spot the three stooges, Ethan, Rutger, and Luke, all in the fourth row. I always sat in front of them as they wouldn’t let me sit anywhere else. I notice something is up though, as Ethan and Rutger sit with two big Cheshire cat grins on their faces. That at 9:00 in the morning was abnormal for them.
“You’re not high are you?” I ask as I place my bag down and sit with some difficulty.
“I wish” said Rutger, “but no. Just happy for today.”
That was cryptic. I look at Luke and he grins at me before giving me a small wave.
“Hey.”
“Hi.”
“You doing ok there?”
I winced before I fully sat down. “Coach had us do an early practice” I whispered at the professor came in.
I was able to focus through most of the lecture when I couldn’t hear the three stooges behind me giggling and fussing behind me.
After the midterm started the rest was smooth sailing. Only two more to go today and then, it’ll be break time.
After the exam, whoever finished could leave. Luke finished before me and before he passed me he whispered ‘wait for me’ before dropping off his test and walking out the door. I finished a few minutes later and got up to drop my test off before leaving the classroom. I walk outside and Luke is waiting for me, scrolling on his phone while leaning against a pillar.
“Are we gonna wait for Ethan and Rutger?”
He looks up at me at the sound of my voice and chuckles lightly. “Nah, those two are gonna take forever to finish.”
I laughed lightly and then there was silence for a second. Just half a beat of us trying to see who was gonna talk first.
“You mind walking with me for a sec? I know your legs are probably sore so we can either sit here…or I can carry you?”
I look at him surprised. “You can’t carry me Luke I’m too heavy!”
“I’m stronger than I look Lia” he said with that crooked smile. He waits for me to decide. I really don’t want to burden him, but my legs are killing me. I won’t turn down chivalry.
“Fine but tell me if you need to rest and I can walk the rest of the way.”
He just laughs lightly before getting on one knee in front of me to get on. He doesn’t have a bag with him as it’s just exams today. I hesitantly grab onto his shoulders as he moves to grab my legs before hoisting me up.
“I have my bag too Luke so please- “
“Lia, you’re not heavy. With or without your bag. Where’s your next exam at?”
You turn your head to hide your blush before mumbling, “the history building.”
He starts heading towards the history building at good pace. I’m tall but being this high feels weird. I look around the campus trying to distract myself from focusing on the felling of Luke’s hold on my legs.
It was a comfortable silence. Luke kept his firm hold on me and I held his shoulders. They were previously around his neck but he jolted me and I nearly choked him.
“Can I ask you something?” he said breaking the silence.
“Of course.”
“When is your last exam?”
“Friday. I have one before the game and them I’m free.” I was currently Wednesday. I had two exams today, one tomorrow, and the last one being stats.
“After the game, do you want to go somewhere with me?”
Oh my god he’s gonna ask me out!
I can feel him getting nervous waiting for my answer.
“I’d love that. Where do you have in mind?”
He can’t rub his neck like he usually does so he opts for stroking my leg. It’s throwing off my train of thought.
“There’s a rink, uhm, that me and my brothers usually go to when we visit her, and I wanted to know if you’d like to go with me and I teach you how to skate like me mom taught me and my brothers- “
“Luke. Breathe. I’d really like that.”
He sighs of relief, and I notice the back of his neck turning red. After the trek, we make it to the history building for my last exam of the day.
“We’ll go after the game. Dress warmly.”
I hop down from his back, and he goes to stretch as if his back was killing him. He gives me a cheeky grin before I punch him in the arm, and he actually winces with a ‘oww’.
“Don’t make you upset. Noted.”
“Bye Luke, thanks for the lift.”
“Your welcome Lia.” The way he said it while looking at me like that, he seemed like he didn’t want to leave. And frankly, I don’t want him to either. He stands with me until the professor shows to start the exam and I have to shoo him away before he misses his own exam.
It was hard for me to think about past historic events when I keep thinking about Luke’s hand on my leg and the look of longing he had before he left my classroom.
I have a date with Luke Hughes.
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DCRC Week #11
We're reading PKNA #8: Silicon and I do not remember this story. That's about all I have to say beforehand oop.
How are you gonna IMMEDIATELY start the Donald Duck comic book with half naked women omfg what if my mom sees me reading this
I do find it funny that they're trying to get rid of Fangus when he was LITERALLY in New Zealand just last issue. Like sure he was there for work but he was still gone for some period of time, it's like he came home and they were like "ok now LEAVE" which like. yeah fair. it's Angus Fangus.
Never ask a Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm"
He's so babygirl here in his pink shirt btw. or like purple idk purpleish pink shirt
As opposed to what Uno, artificial humor??? Bro I've seen AI write jokes and that shit is ASS don't even try
wait why the hell does Fangus have duck feet? kiwi feet don't look like that????
man not THIS asshole again. go home broke ass uno. you will never be him.
I'm not calling you a "good boy" PK that patrol wa- sorry.
I'mma be fr I'm more unnerved by these naked evronians than I thought I'd be. Also what's with the line dividing their torsos? It makes them look like they have a shirt and pants on which like.... DO they?????
I love when they fuck with Angus Fangus can we just keep gaslighting him forever please
I think there's something interesting to be said about the fact that Due is basically identical to Uno in every way, having only turned evil from being forced to lie dormant for years and unable to use his insane amount of intelligence and computing power. Like, if we locked Uno in an empty room for a decade would he have the same response? Is there a great capacity for evil lurking within that beautiful green orb of his??? Idk I'm not here to do a huge analysis, RIP bozo packwatch. I'm sure Due is gone for real this time.
shoutout to that one name that comes SO close to being matpat. also who the fuck is uncle sis
oh fuck. shit. fuck. not again. DAMMIT. HE LIVED. MAN. BOOOOOO
I don't have much to say in terms of reflection so I guess that wraps up this- oh my god wait a second, what's this??? There's still a few pages left? That's right folks, Looks like it's time for our first ever
🎊✨~ BONUS COMIC!!!! ~✨🎊
That's right bitch, PKNA has a bunch of little mini stories after the issues. Unfortunately the first series is focused on Angus Fangus </3 but HEY Trip is after this and I love Trip so we just have to stay strong and pull through ok. Trust.
New baby Angus Fangus just dropped. Punting this fucker into the sun.
Oh she's bad asf ok
GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
HELLO??? THAT'S SUCH A FUCKING DRASTIC TURN 😭
Actually you know what good on Vicious for backstabbing Fangus and stealing his award. That's what we call girlbossing your way to the top 💅 also like it's Angus Fangus who really cares
Ok see you next week :3c I miss Xadhoom
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Suffocation
when i first discovered the olympian archives , what feels like forever ago, i was so shocked when i found Myself. but this... wasn't me. she had a different name. and she was from a different time. she wore her hair differently, not all short like how i wear mine.
i know she's a murderer. i know she's a supervillain. but i still think about her , and i think about what she could have been. across the computer screen is a me that isn't me. someone beautiful and powerful, someone capable of changing her world.
while i'm just here, suffocating. this slow feeling of being buried alive. it's not pleasant. i'm surrounded by the same people as her, i have my Lee, and i have my Harold and my Olivia and my Kiwi, and i love them. I love them so much. But nothing feels right anymore.
It feels like every day that i go on, the divide between me and her grows greater and greater. with each passing day i spend working on this damn channel, archive, whatever the fuck you call it... the more and more my memories get washed around. the more and more i feel like Marianna Cross, like someone beautiful, someone whose lived through years and years of pain and torment yet has pushed through it. Like a burning bright sun.
But, consequentially, the more trapped i feel. it's like she's in my head, pounding, pounding, pounding. Let me out! She wants to be let out, i know she does... but i could never let her. i'm afraid of what would happen
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[Image description : two screenshots from the 2019 show Carmen Sandiego, from season 2 episode 7, The Crackle goes kiwi caper. In front of his computer, Player is saying "and we can't risk awakening any memories of criminal impulses, especially not while Carmen's fate is in Gray's hands." /End description]
And once more we have protective/wary-of-Gray Player!
Player does not trust that dude farther than he can throw him. And he couldn't throw him very far.
#also love that player was the one to bring up gray like#'this EMP reminds me of crackle. maybe that asshole's involved.'#which is funny because in the same scene he's also the one pushing for gray to operate#carmen sandiego 2019#cs player#csweekly
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i’ve always found it so funny the way kiwi is so annoyed with the order fairy. this bard is Not Amused!
3 versions of the same image because the computer i drew it on does not have access to internet currently, so i had to take a picture on an ipad camera and it’s not super high quality. sorry about that! these were the best i could do
#wandersong#bard wandersong#kiwi wandersong#order fairy wandersong#also this is my first full piece in like. 7 months#first wandersong related full piece in over a year#i mean i’ve drawn lots of wandersong in that time#just no full pieces#because executive dysfunction and school#and limited computers#unfortunate#i hope to do more this year#fun fact kiwi has been my first drawing of the year#two years in a row!#i had a doodle page of em last year
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Uhm... I made another one.
Yeeesss, I know, my finals for this semester are coming up, but leave me some freetime xD
Anyway, my best friend sent me another bunch of funny things kids in kindergarten said and I made another TWDG kids template out of it.
So there.
Enjoy! Xd
PS: I had to rewrite some of them because she gave those to me in german and they wouldn't make sense in english, so... excuse the Florida comment xD
Minnie: "I have a unicorn at home! But I ripped out the horn, so it's a not-so-much-corn now."
Sophie: "I always read books at home, my favorite book is Justin Bieber!"
Louis: "My parents have a swing in their bedroom, it must be so much fun, but I'm never allowed to play with it." (...That was disturbing, send help to the poor boy.)
Duck: *talking about future jobs* "I wanna be a whale!"
Ruby: "Yes, I love Spargel! Oh, what's that?" (It was at this moment, that the little girl learned, Spaghetti and Spargel aren't the same. And for my english friends, Spargel is Asparagus.)
Clementine: "Mommy had a baby yesterday! But it is a little bit ugly."
Marlon: *to the new young woman working there* "My dad said everyone needs a job when they grow up. Why don't you have one?"
Mitch: "Remember when you said that I'm not allowed to play with the water in the sink anymore? *soaked from head to toe* "Because I don't."
Louis: "I don't like cucumbers that grow." ( what .)
Willy: "Did you know, that eggs break apart when you throw them? By the way, where is the cleaning set?"
Brody: "You can't play with us, you don't like coffee!" Violet: "But you never drank coffee either!" Brody: "But I like it, because momma likes it!"
Tenn: "You're my kokong." (He meant Cousin.)
Marlon: "I want my reflection to be alive as well, I want to play with it. That's so unfair!" (He didn't understand the concept of twins yet.)
Violet: "I'd eat that very gladly. I just don't want to."
Willy: *after being asked to help clean up the mess* "No thank you, I like it better this way."
Marlon: "Your pants are ugly." Mitch: "You're wearing the same." (And then Marlon threw a tantrum because he felt insulted.)
Aasim: "I have a bunny at home. But sometimes it changes colour." (Again, Aasim are you okay?)
Louis: "My goldfish went to Atlantis today!" (It died.)
Marlon: "My uncle has no eyes, so he got a dog with eyes. I don't want my eyes either, I want a puppy!"
Clementine: "How long does a strawberry tree grow?"
Mitch: "If bears gotta go for little boys, they pee in their fur."
Louis: "I'm there in a second. Geez, I hate it when people say that, what KIND of second, a long or a short one?!"
Violet: "Tastes ugly."
Ruby: "You need to go home, you have 124 meters fever!"
Sophie: "If you destroy my picture, I'll get world destruction!"
Aasim: "I have to computer now."
Louis: "My tummy feels yucky, can you call my mother in law?"
Marlon: "What do you have there?" Louis: "A cough drop!" Marlon: "Woah, I want a tough drop too!"
Ruby: "I lost my fuck in the sandbox, momma!" (She was talking about her toy truck.)
Minnie: "My mom has circus disturbance." (She meant circular disturbance.)
Omar: "Today I have fish sticks with potato pudding!"
Brody: "Look, I'm a mermaid! Now I only need a fork!"
Marlon: "Why is that man shaving the lawn?"
Louis: "But I already ate all my cousins!" (It's raisins, Louis.)
Ruby: "My grandma is in the animal shelter because she can't walk anymore." (Her grandma went into retirement.)
Willy: "My grandpa is magnetic too!" (His grandpa had a prosthetic leg.)
Duck: "My dad is special too, he's from Florida!"
Mitch: "I want more pregnant stamps." Ms. Martin: "...What?" Mitch: "I'm still hungry." Ms. Martin: "Ah, yes, you can have more ravioli."
Duck: "Can I have more weed?" (He meant arugola.)
Sophie: "I only got one motivation left for cleaning up, so I'll hurry."
Louis: "I got a bikini!" (It's a kiwi, Louis.)
Marlon: "Does the CD player google the songs first or why is it taking so long?"
Clementine: "My baba brought me today." Duck: "Huh? I thought you could only eat them?" (...He thought she meant a banana.)
#twdg marlon#twdg#twdg louis#the walking dead telltale games#twdg incorrect quotes#the walking dead#twdg violet#twdg brody#twdg clementine#twdg duck#twdg willy#twdg mitch#twdg minerva#twdg sophie#twdg omar#twdg aasim#twdg ruby#ericson kids#twdg aj#twdg tenn#twdg kenny
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"Rules Of The Blues"😉😎😎
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."
3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."
4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.
5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.
8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.
9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
10. Good places for the Blues:
a. Highway
b. Jailhouse
c. An empty bed
d. Bottom of a whiskey glass
11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom's
b. Gallery openings
c. Ivy league institutions
d. Golf courses
12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
13. You have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You older than dirt
b. You blind
c. You shot a man in Memphis
d. You can't be satisfied
14. You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You have all your teeth
b. You were once blind but now can see
c. The man in Memphis lived
d. You have a pension fund
15. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
16. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues
17. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. Cheap wine
b. Whiskey or bourbon
c. Muddy water
d. Nasty black coffee
18. The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast
19. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
20. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling
21. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie
22. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
23. Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")
24. I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.
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Dagnabit now I wanna write magical Odd shenanigans. But. I have so much to write.
So a few things that would happen. Probably.
The reason Odd takes Kiwi with him to Kadic is because it hurts to be without him. Literally. Being too far away from your magical animal companion would hurt. Minor aches at first but with a slow escalation. (I. I just like angst sometimes. But Odd gets pretty far away from Kiwi at times. So... Connection with issues involving distance.)
Odd can only transform with Kiwi. Luckily Xana doesn't know shit about magic otherwise the zombie thing would have been. So much worse.
Jim's companion isn't dead. He never had one. He had a different kind of magic thing. He can't transform anymore because his prerequisite broke. This didn't hurt him. Odd is jealous. Jim refuses to talk about it because I refuse to clarify. I don't know and neither will anybody else. (Little does Odd know that Kiwi will live. So long. Kiwi will only die when Odd does because I don't like angst that much.)
The Lyoko gang finding out is like. Worst case scenario to Odd. It means things got bad enough that Xana finding out is a minor concern. Once Xana is gone Odd will tell them but until then better hope it never comes up.
Odd has no idea what he's supposed to use his powers for, or even what all they are. All he knows is that he sees the future sometimes. (It felt wrong in Lyoko. It wasn't set up right. It shouldn't freeze him in place. Jermie did him a favour getting rid of it in this verse.)
Jim figures out Odd has magic, because he literally feels like so much of the stuff (Odd can feel the remnants on him too but has no clue other. All Odd knows is that this is the adult he trusts most ever). He mentors Odd while explaning nothing. (He might remember the returns he might not. He refuses to talk about it. Because of course he does.) Odd questions why Jim is teaching him all these cool flips and balance tricks that can double as self defence. Odd gets no answers.
Odd does have a magic weapon. It is literally a gun attatched to his wrist. He is thrilled when he figures it out.
Odd's magic kind has a downside. If he doesn't transform often enough he gets stuck as a cat for a while. A stray cat is frequently seen roaming the school grounds. A friendly thing that Jim refuses to try to get rid of. He brings people he likes (and Kiwi) mice sometimes. Sissi got a live one once (it was cute and clean, and she got it a nice new home because mice are cute. This one was friendly).
(I'm gonna send another ask in soon, I just don't wanna lose this. Also hi I am both the original anon and the magical Jim one. I am just shy.)
Howdy anon, I'm sorry that it took a bit to get back to this. Life has been a rollercoaster of emotions and my computer is not very cooperative with its keyboard so it's been annoying trying to type on it when it likes to either double input or eat my keyboard inputs in general haha
I'm marking this with a 'read more' just to quote the second half of the asks so I don't do a back-to-back answer yeah
I am also hoping this works and it doesn't just eat an ask again (cause I'm pretty sure it did to another ask a while back lol)
Magical Odd from the shy Anon part 2: electric boogaloo.
I think, depending on how the Lyoko group finds out (and when in the timeline) things will go differently and reactions will range several different directions. I haven't decided how and when that will go down. But if they find out the hard way with a bunch of stress involved there will likely be hard feelings. All I know is if Xana finds out Xana will use the cat instincts against Odd. Xana refuses to fuck with actual magic that has a chance of breaking the computer.
Odd does not know if magic messes with machines, and so long as Aelita is tied to the computer he refuses to find out. No accidental fucking up Aelita for him. (He worries about this a lot less when they find out she is a girl that got trapped and not actually an AI.)
In this, Odd would probably be magic to fight something horrific. The sheer terror is how he finds out he can temporarily turn his friends into Lyoko form. He can only do it one at a time (some focus required, and more than one is super hard. Technically possible, but by golly does he hate it to the point of refusal) and it makes the Magic Lyoko form really frilly. Jermie refuses.
Odd's powers have no rhyme or reason. He doesn't know why. Jim has no clue either. (The reason is because I like the anime trope of pulling out new powers as required. Odd's unique magic power is literally adaptability. He can't repeat half the magic tricks he pulls off and it drives everyone nuts. Xana would extra avoid messing with this bullshit, specifically because of the uncontrolled adaptability.)
Odd's parents know. Odd's family sends Kiwi's food frequently. Jim turns a blind eye.
The reason one of Odd's unchanging powers is seeing the future is because if you predict an event you can adapt better.
Once Odd starts facing his threat the entire school politely pretends not to notice. The one power Odd did not get was the ability to be unrecognized. They all work together to gaslight gatekeep girlboss the world away from his identity. Eventually Jermie and Aelita hack magic just enough to get him a mask and everybody breathes a sigh of relief. (Magic allowed it because it really likes these two.)
Ironically. Jermie would be the easiest one to magical backup. Odd would easily be able to get another backup if he got Jermie first.
Maybe Xana and Franz's shenanigans messed up reality enough to let some demons into their world or something. All the supercomputer stuff Jermie and Aelita pulled (ironically) starts to repair the rift. Something like that. I haven't decided yet IDK.
Anyway. I bet Sissi is like. Odd's biggest fan but only in costume.
The Lyoko gang has no idea the entire school knows. Jermie has suspicions. Odd is thinking he has the perfect disguise. Odd's clothes don't even change besides to accommodate the tail and limb changes. (Cat legs cat legs cat legs. Idk why just. Cat legs seems like a fun concept to have baby Odd adapt too.)
I will immediately put out there that juggling stories is rough so I feel you anon. It's fun to try to tack on more concepts to the ideas that come into your brain but when it comes to trying to write them all out it gets messy haha
The Kiwi attachment is pretty neat, as well as the general cat transformation as a con for not using the powers. I do wonder if Odd can find ways to use his powers in secret without worrying about revealing himself on accident to people who don't know
The ambiguity of Jim in general is hilarious and it feels pretty in character. He's willing to help but only so much when it may reveal pieces of his past that he doesn't want to recall/explain.
Sissi getting a pet out of this mess is also cute ;-;
The magic being constant adaptability but not really helping Odd (beyond Future Flash) is so chaotic it's great. He gets to whip out the 'necessary power of the day' to defeat the monster of the week and it doesn't really register to him that 'oh my power isn't really hiding me is it'.
I like to think the gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss shenanigans happening post-reveal is just the Warriors taking it upon themselves not to really tell Odd that he's not being subtle anymore and it's getting out of hand. The rest of the school joining in to help piece by piece is also p funny (and sorta lines up with what I wanted to do in 'Trio are AI' so I'm always going to be down for the school to support one way or another) and Jeremie being the only sane one re: 'oh other people are realizing this too' -> convincing Aelita to help him figure out magic so they can help Odd is so good.
Thank you for the asks anon and I'm sorry it's been too long with replying n all
I'm slowly trying to get stuff figured out and in the meantime inspiration is always iffy given my hyperfixation is like, never consistent enough haha
Still down to take asks/answer some speculations behind my mentioned AUs (given I've seen people still liking the other ones in the meantime lmaoo)
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#code lyoko#answered ask moment#anon ask#atp i should just make this particular anon#magical girl anon#or something like that lol
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TW: SEVERE CHILD ABUSE AND NEGLECT.
Remember: Daisy loves you!!
Name: Daisy, Daisy, Bell!
Old Patient Number: Patient 101. :)
Username: @daisydaisyanswer or Daisybell!! FRIEND ME ON ROBLOX XD
Old Special Titles: Puppet, False God, False Prophet, False Hope, Simulacrum, Lost Soul, ERROR: 1 14 1.
Nicknames: Daisy Mayzie, Eve, Your Best Friend, Real Ana, Bad Seed, Doll, Apple, My Lady, Lord Daisy, Queen Daisy, Princess Daisy, Our Star, Nobody, Scapegoat, Sacrificial Lamb, Black Sheep, Ms.Bell, Ship of Theseus, Sweetpea, The Daisy, Ouroboros, Sisyphus, Pink Demon, Star Child.
Chronological Age: 25.
Age: 18!!
Pronouns: They/She!
Sexuality: Lesbian!
Gender: Nonbinary, Glitchgender, Lostgender!
Species: Unstable Hybrid.
Hybrid Information: Nephilim 33%, Litch 33%, Simulacra 33%.
Disorders: CPTSD, BPD, Insomnia, Autism, Pathological Lying OCD, Chronically Online (Literally), Suicide Ideation, Night Terrors, Dissociative Amnesia, Maladaptive Daydreaming.
Autism Info: Daisy will sometimes go completely nonverbal.
Recovering Addictions: Self Harm, Alcohol.
Physical Conditions: Chronic Pain, Migraines, Data Rot, Computer Viruses.
Religion: It’s kinda weird for a god to have a religion no? I am the religion. XD.
Job: I guess you could say I’m a game developer XD.
Lives in: Hmm depends.. Sometimes I’m in my original house.. sometimes Floor 1, Section 1. Floor 9, Section 3, Subsection 1. But Irl I live in Wisconsin XD.
Speaks: English, Spanish, Fae, Demonic, Angelic, Morse Code, Ciphers, Wing Dings, Leet Speak.
Height: 5’8”
Race: White.
Spirit Level: Acceptance.
Powers: Reality Manipulation, Plant Magic, Teleportation, Technology Manipulation, Hypnosis, Creation Magic, Ice/Snow Magic, "Resetting", Glitching, General Video Game Logic, Generation Loss, Computer Viruses, Super Hearing, Divination, Flying, Star/Galaxy Magic, Memory Manipulation, Corruption, Decay, Dreamwalking, Strings, Time Manipulation.
Weapons: Knives, Swords.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.
Text Color: Pink!!!!
Main Animal: Black Kiwi Bird, Raccoon.
Hobbies: Painting/Drawing, Gardening, Sewing, Singing, Sculpting, Writing, Doll Creating, Playing Pretend, Video Games, Lost Media, Xylophone, Piano.
Diet: Can eat normal human food, but due to her condition has to eat.. unconventional… animals.. occasionally…
Favorite Drink: Almond Water, BSODA, Apple Sleepytime Tea, Witches Brew, Grimace Shake, Grape Juice, Apple Juice, Hot Chocolate.
Favorite Meal: Musubi, Bacon Soup, Cheeseburger, Sour Dough Bread, Pepperoni Pizza, Mac and Cheese, Cheesy Bacon Parsley Scrambled Eggs w Ketchup and Strawberry Jam Toast.
Favorite Snacks: Potato Chips, Zesty Bars, Apples, Popcorn, Flintstones Vitamins, Communion Wafers.
Favorite Candy: Bubble Gum, Gummy Bears, Halloween Candy, Chocolate Coins, Peeps, Jawbreakers, Lollipops.
Favorite Dessert: Black Forest Cake, Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie, Turkish Delights, Chocolate & Strawberry Icecream, Apple Pie, Icecream Cake, Angel Food Cake, Minecraft Cake.
Favorite Flower: Daisies.
Scent: Old TV, Decaying Earth, Plastic, Strawberry Shortcake Dolls.
Handedness: Ambidextrous.
Blood Color: Glittery Pink, Sometimes Red, Sometimes Static.
Birthday: December 20th 1999! (I am a Sagittarius!!)
Theme:
Playlist:
Fun Fact: I LOVE YOU!!!
Special Interest: It’s y o u hehehe. :) I also like Roblox and the Internet, and Veggietales!!!
Comfort Objects: Dolly, Teddy, Ducky, Gloomy Bear, Freddy Plush, Imac G3, Fuggler, Flip Phone, IBook G3, Idog, Furby, Weighted Companion Cube, Tamagotchi, IPod, Bouncy Ball, Nyan Cat Plush, Twilight Sparkle Plush.
Stims: Does a lot of computer based stims. Like resetting herself, using her generation loss power, buffering. She also likes to control things with her powers, and play with her comfort objects, also has a collection of fidget spinners.
Soul: Wrinkled Pink Mushroom
Stimboard: LINK
Moodboard: LINK
Fashionboard: LINK
Models: LINK
Renders:
(This Render was created by Zack Sinner on Roblox!)
Her Minecraft Skin: (Made by Sotomania! : D)
Family Tree!!!:
Camilla Liddell. (My mother… I don’t know how to feel about her..)
The Cultivator. (My… Dad…? It feels weird to call him that now… after everything that happened..)
Cosmo Bell (My bio dad!! : D)
Radio (My Adoptive Dad!)
Mouse ThoroughGood (She’s like a big sister to me. :) )
Alice ThoroughGood. (She’s, my twin I guess… If you could even call her that.)
Friends: You! :)
Crush!!!!!: Eyeris Cataract (I likkkeee her. Hehe~)
Pets: Mel! (Brown, Three Eyed Cat.)
Bread!!! (Pink Patterned Wobbledog with Two Heads and a Tail.)
Unihorsey (Purple Unicorn with a Rainbow Mane and Horn.)
John! (Green Frog.)
Brief Personality: Daisy is quite odd, She seems to act like a teenager from the early 2000s, and because of that a lot of her language is incomprehensible. She is quite possessive and controlling, she was so used to being in control of every little part of her world that now that she is in the real world she has no clue how to handle it. She is trying to be normal and likable so much that it’s almost to her detriment. However she is very sweet when her thoughts don’t consume her.
Brief Backstory:
If you were to ask Daisy what her past was like, you would only get bits and fragments. She would rather bury the past than to dwell on it too much. But, A long time ago, in a place far far away. A little girl named Ana was born. Ana was born out of wedlock to her mother Camilla and her highschool sweetheart, Cosmo.
The two of them lived in a small rural town, mostly made up with farms, a church, and a few mom and pop shops around. Ana however, didn’t know about all of that. Camilla hid her pregnancy from her family and friends, and ended up moving a little ways out of town to a cabin in the woods. This is where Ana grew up for the rest of her life.
Camilla, in order to hide the child and not cause herself to be ostracized by her community: locked Ana inside the house. Ana was not allowed to go outside or go to school or do much of anything. Ana spent most of her childhood trapped in her room, as going anywhere outside of her room almost always meant some sort of punishment from her mother.
Camilla was very neglectful, It’s a miracle that Ana survived as long as she did. Ana was barely fed, one of the only things she was allowed to eat was apples because her mother never noticed them missing. Ana did not have many possessions, her mother however occasionally did give her a gift or two.
Camilla taught Ana how to read using The Bible, Ana was actually very intelligent for her age, after Camilla taught her the basics she gave up on the whole thing, but Ana was able to read the Bible cover to cover. Ana devoured any information she could get her hands on, she slowly taught herself how to draw and how to write.
Her mother would buy her crayons and paper occasionally to keep her busy, and she would draw and write stories about far off lands and princesses and unicorns. She loved to create things. Camilla eventually bought her a few toys, including a doll, which also helped her create stories and such.
One day, Ana was wandering around the house, and saw her mother on the computer. Ana was fascinated with it, she watched her mother from a far, until Camilla picked her up and sat her on the lap while she surfed the web.
Ana loved that computer. She would beg her mom to search up random things and go on random websites. Camilla eventually gave up her old computer to Ana when she got her new one. This opened up a whole new world for Ana, she could play games like Roblox and Animal Jam, and she could google any question she wanted without annoying her mother.
When she was eight years old, she was completely obsessed with Roblox, she loved being able to talk to other kids and play fun games. She was able to teach herself how to type by her obsessive googling and talking to other people. She would take apart the few things she owned, like a music box to see how they worked. She was fascinated with making things.
She would make Roblox games, building houses and horror games for her online friends to play. She felt seen, for the first time in a long time. There were actual people who wanted to talk with her and play with her. She would play the game for hours and hours. It gave her an escape from everything. She could ignore the hunger, she could ignore the loneliness. She was in her own little world.
She created her own little character she named Daisy Bell. After the song. Daisy could do anything. Daisy could fly, Daisy could have a family, Daisy could go to school, Daisy was everything Ana couldn’t be. Ana was just a stupid little girl, she thought.
One week, when Ana was nine years old. She and her mother got into an argument. Which was normal. But something in her mother snapped. She told Ana that she was going away forever, she was going on a vacation and she couldn’t come. Because she was a mistake. She was the reason her life had been ruined. She wish she had never had Ana.
Camilla locked Ana in her room, and left her. That was the last time Camilla would see her daughter for a long while. Ana at first, thought she would come back. This had happened before when Camilla was angry with her, but she waited. And waited. And she ran out of food. She was starving. She tried playing on her computer to ignore it, and writing in her diary.
She began to hear a voice from outside her window, it was attempting to coax her out of her room. It promised her that she was safe, and that it was a friend. Eventually the hunger got to be too much. She tried breaking down the door, but she was too weak. But then she had an idea. She googled how to pick a lock, and was able to escape her room.
So, in her pajamas, she set out for into the snowy forest around her. She wandered for what felt like hours, she was so cold. She wandered and wandered until she came across a train, with a tall shadowy figure standing in front of it.
He comforted the child as she died of hypothermia. He told her that he could give her a world of her own. That he could make her a god, he could give her friends, family, anything she could ever want. As long as she ate the apple.
She of course, accepted. What a wonderful birthday present. She thought. A world of my own. She spent her tenth birthday with what she would now know as “The Cultivator”, her new best friend, and guardian.
The Cultivator taught Ana, now named Daisy. How to use her new powers. She was able to bend reality to her will, he told her that whatever she wanted would appear to her. He asked her what she wanted to make first. She made an apple. Which amused him.
He left her alone with a large empty void. And she began to create her own world.. except.. It didn’t go well at all. Missing textures. Everything fell apart when she built it. Even the premade stuff the cultivator had made for her fell apart in her hands. She collapsed into a pile of bricks. She felt so alone. What if the cultivator got rid of her?
Someone, however. Approached her. As if to answer her loneliness. She created an “NPC”, her name was Mouse. Mouse became Daisy’s best friend, Daisy finally had someone to talk to besides the cultivator and herself. Mouse told her stories about far off lands and adventures she had been on. Mouse told her that she goes where people needed her.
Mouse would disappear in and out of Daisy’s life. Sometimes she would be gone for a few minutes, a few months, a year. Daisy began to grow up, in her own way, slowly becoming a teenager. Mouse taught Daisy how to play the xylophone, and rediscover her love of Piano. Mouse also helped her with how to make her world as semirealistic as possible. She helped Daisy make a cat companion, and taught her how trees work.
Daisy worked hard, creating her dream world. A place that was completely perfect, her very own paradise. Except, one day. She was sitting in the middle of her living room, drawing. Cultivator hadn’t visited in a couple of days, Mouse a couple of months. She was alone, with her thoughts, just like she had been for six years now. She felt.. so very alone..
She was in paradise. But she was still so alone.. a sort of static began to surround her, her mind was racing, she gripped her hair with her hands almost pulling it out. The static whispered to her like a friend, It told her how awful she was, how she deserved punishment, she deserved this.
Until, She heard a knock at the door. Snapping her out of her state. It was.. a new NPC? A new person to play with? She giddily ran over to them, showing them her house, her cat, anything she could think of. She finally had someone to chat with, to talk to. Maybe even forever.. But.. the NPC eventually had to leave..
And so did most every NPC after them. They would come, they would leave, they would come, they would leave. Daisy wondered if there was a way to make them stay forever.. Why couldn’t they just stay with her forever..
[working on the rest, unfortunately you can’t draft an already posted reference lol]
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Hi! If it's okay to ask, what's the context behind the tags you have (honeycomb; dandelion) for certain drivers? They're really nice!!
hi omg this is so nice! also there's another anon in my inbox about this - if it was you sorry i took longer to answer!!! i wanted to be on my computer for this so i could type this all out! and if it wasn't you hi other anon, thanks for being so patient!!!
ok so basically - it's a hold over from being on tumblr in like 2010. [insert "back in my day" anecdote here]. the tagging system was waaaay different back then, and if you didn't want your posts (even reblogs) to show up in the main tag (that antis combed to reblog and hate on stuff, or maybe you just wanted some goddamn privacy), people made their own tags so that they could search just that.
also, it's fun.
here's what mine mean to me - i’m the kind of person that operates very much off of vibes, so some of these are more literal and some of these are just absolute bullshit that i came up with in my soup brain.
lewis hamilton: #dandelion - something that can grow even in the toughest of conditions. people often treat these like weeds, but they're some of the most nutritious (for humans and for other plants), easy to cultivate, and beautiful flowers in the northern hemisphere. in flower symbology, they're a symbol of hope, growth, and healing. their little seeds can travel for over a kilometer to bring life to more than just themselves. maybe you can see where i'm going with this.
sebastian vettel: #honeycomb - a marvel of nature. bees created something that took man thousands of years to understand. symbolically, beehives represent cooperation - and the fact that a hive of bees can create such a flawless, useful structure on their own and for their use just amazes me. obviously, seb and bees. but more than that, the way that bees are remarkably adaptable. and a wonder of the natural world. and that honeycomb structures are physically hardy and able to be scaled up and up without losing the core that it began with. something like that.
daniel ricciardo: #sweet and sour - this one is a little silly. sweet and sour is my favorite type of dipping sauce (thai sweet chili, honey fermented garlic, plum sauce, etc.). it goes with anything. sometimes it seems out of place, but it can make or break a taste profile (yeah i’m going with the tasting notes for something you dip french fries in sue me). it’s a rare combination in nature, but when you find it it’s an absolute treat. think kiwis, key limes, meyer lemons. little gems of their own that don’t always get enough credit.
charles leclerc: #the taste of paradise - lyrics from “sad child” by brother leo and sandro cavazza which is on pierre’s f1 spotify playlist. charles is like a character you wish you wrote. he’s born from greatness, in a place that lots of people consider a paradise of excess. he’s gifted from the start. his nickname is literally something out of a YA fantasy coming of age book. but when you’ve had the taste of paradise and then have bad luck and struggles and loss like he has, does it taste bitter? does he resent the thing he’s experienced and the places he’s come from? is all worth the chase of his paradise (the championship)? i love my little depression, angst, and burdened by destiny mouse. mwah
nico rosberg: #crown prince - he’s racing royalty. he was in line to be the next crowned since the day he put his ass in a kart seat. but his life is forever intertwined with a challenger for his throne. the befriend each other and they are at each other’s throats. he gets his crown, but then quits the sport entirely. he just needed to catch the golden ring. but did the then get to let go? or is he still sagging under the weight of greatness?
lewis/nico: #violent delights - they have violent ends, bro. like fire and powder which as they kiss consume, bro!
max/daniel: #equinox - when i first joined f1 there was a beautiful series of art pieces going around of drivers as tarot cards, and the artist cast max as the moon and daniel as the sun. i was obsessed with it. i love the idea of them as polar opposites, traveling on the track over and over again, day after day, and it’s not clear who is chasing who. and an equinox is the day in a year where they’re perfectly balanced when day and night are of equal(ish) length. they are equals on those days, neither of them winning or losing the chase.
seb/mark: #whether the medicine is enough - i was writing analytics and found this bonkers quote from mark that he gave after the 2013 malaysian grand prix. he says he’s going to go surfing as medicine to soothe the wound of multi-21. and he doesn’t know if it will be enough to let it go. i think “whether x is enough” is a theme in the way i dissect martian. is their love enough, their raw attraction enough, their manners, their forgiveness, their history enough to see them through to a place where they can stay together? i say yes, because they’re down so fucking bad for each other. but i love to pull at the threads that they’ve woven together to grow close and see which one might be loose.
daniel/charles: #true blues - the saying means “the real thing.” the fall out boy song ginasfs twists it to mean true blues as in true sadness, true longing, blue eyes, nostalgia, going out with a bang, not being able to let go of something that was just a flash in the pan for someone else. i love taking their vegas trip and projecting on it, basically. see: there is a ghost at the end of this song.
thank you so much for asking and sorry this is a fucking essay!!!! and if there's a driver or ship that i blog about but haven't made a tag for yet, it's because inspiration hasn't struck. my smick and my sebastidan and my michael schumacher tags are desperate for a personal touch but i just haven't found the ones.
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for the fruits and veggeis ask, mango and kiwi for nora and al?
🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?
Their colours are their favourites: blue for Nora, and green for Al.
✪ Nora just always liked the colour blue, lighter blues more but they're all good. Lucky for her that these colours coincide with the Minutemen colours and Piper's nickname for her.
Fun fact: blue was also Nate's favourite colour, but he prefered bolder shades. They liked that their Sanctuary house was blue, rather than yellow or red, and Shaun's room had a lot of blues because they both liked the colour and not for any dumb gendered reasons.
✝ Alberta would have a harder time telling you why they like green because they don't really think about things like that too much, if they like something they just like it. But the answer they'd settle on is that it's the colour of computer (and pip-boy) screens and circuitboards. Also that snake on their jacket, they guess.
🥝 [KIWI FRUIT] How does their outside appearance differ from who they are?
✪ Nora usually dresses to impart a certain image of herself on others, which usually means showing she's capable and in charge. The General's uniform most becomes her because it helps her put out exactly the image she wants -and it's not an untrue image either. She got the same sense from her old army uniform, and overall she quite likes uniforms in general for this reason.
However, there are times when she does dress in ways that intentionally obscure her true nature. When she dons the Silver Shroud outfit for the first time she completely hides who she is, pulling the scarf up over her face and wearing a domino mask with mesh that hides her eyes. She's just the Silver Shroud then, and uses the voice quite a lot. There's also her time in Nuka World, where she dresses more like a raider so that the others take her more seriously and believe her acts better.
Outside of clothes, Nora puts effort into making sure she's as clean and put together as possible. She'll brush her hair and teeth, and make sure her nails aren't chipped and the like. Al thinks she's a bit of a priss.
✝ Alberta doesn't do wardrobe changes like Nora does. They wore their vault suit for a while, adding armour between it and their jacket, before finally casting it aside and moving on to leathers and denims.
They're almost always wearing their Tunnel Snakes jacket. One of the only times they don't is if they are wearing a BoS uniform for whatever reason, and they'll still try to wear the jacket over it if they can get away with it. The height of Al's fashion sense is liking the jacket -they like punky clothes.
Al generally doesn't think too much about their appearance. She didn't even choose her haircut herself. They let someone else (Snowflake) change their hair for them and liked it enough to keep it (and the white is natural - it faded out from black after leaving the vault. They don't dye it). That's just sort of how they work. Something gets added to their wardrobe or appearance through some outside force and it's kept that way out of habit.
Al isn't as concerned about cleanliness as Nora. When first out in the wastes is was more disconcerting to not have showers and the like available, but they got used to it and can ignore a fair amount of BO by being engrossed in other tasks. They aren't filthy or anything, they just aren't as bothered by it nor is it at the top of their list, and between fighting and tinkering they tend to work up a musk.
In short, Al isn't doing anything to hide any aspects about herself through her appearance.
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What is array_diff() Function in PHP and How to Use.
Introduction
array_diff — Computes the difference of arrays
Supported Versions: — (PHP 4 >= 4.0.1, PHP 5, PHP 7, PHP 8)
In Today’s Blog, We are going to discuss about array_diff() function in php. When it comes to working with arrays in PHP, developers often encounter situations where they need to compare arrays and find the differences between them. This is where the array_diff() function comes to the rescue. In this comprehensive guide, we will delve into the intricacies of the array_diff() function, understanding its syntax, functionality, and usage with real-world examples.
Understanding the array_diff() Function:
When working with arrays in PHP, the array_diff function emerges as a powerful tool for array comparison and manipulation. array_diff function enables developers to identify the disparities between arrays effortlessly, facilitating streamlined data processing and analysis.
The array_diff function allows you to compare arrays, pinpointing differences across elements while efficiently managing array operations. By leveraging this function, developers can identify unique values present in one array but absent in another, paving the way for comprehensive data management and validation.
One remarkable feature of array_diff is its ability to perform comparisons based on the string representation of elements. For instance, values like 1 and ‘1’ are considered equivalent during the comparison process. This flexibility empowers developers to handle diverse data types seamlessly.
Moreover, array_diff simplifies array comparisons regardless of element repetition. Whether an element is repeated several times in one array or occurs only once in another, the function ensures accurate differentiation, contributing to consistent and reliable results.
For more intricate data structures, such as multi-dimensional arrays, array_diff proves its versatility by facilitating dimension-specific comparisons. Developers can effortlessly compare elements across various dimensions, ensuring precise analysis within complex arrays.
Incorporating the array_diff function into your PHP arsenal enhances your array management capabilities, streamlining the identification of differences and enabling efficient data manipulation. By seamlessly integrating array_diff into your codebase, you unlock a world of possibilities for effective array handling and optimization.
The array_diff function in PHP is a powerful tool that allows developers to compare two or more arrays and return the values that exist in the first array but not in the subsequent arrays. It effectively finds the differences between arrays, making it an essential function for tasks like data validation, data synchronization, and more.
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VersionDescription8.0.0This function can now be called with only one parameter. Formerly, at least two parameters have been required.Source: https://www.php.net/
Syntax:
array_diff(array $array1, array $array2 [, array $... ])
Parameters:
array1: The base array for comparison.
array2: The array to compare against array1.
…: Additional arrays to compare against array1.
Example 1: Basic Usage:
$array1 = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]; $array2 = [3, 4, 5, 6, 7]; $differences = array_diff($array1, $array2); print_r($differences);
Output
Array ( [0] => 1 [1] => 2 )
Example 2: Associative Arrays:
$fruits1 = ["apple" => 1, "banana" => 2, "orange" => 3]; $fruits2 = ["banana" => 2, "kiwi" => 4, "orange" => 3]; $differences = array_diff_assoc($fruits1, $fruits2); print_r($differences);
Output
Array ( [apple] => 1 )
Example 3: Multi-dimensional Arrays:
$books1 = [ ["title" => "PHP Basics", "author" => "John Doe"], ["title" => "JavaScript Mastery", "author" => "Jane Smith"] ]; $books2 = [ ["title" => "PHP Basics", "author" => "John Doe"], ["title" => "Python Fundamentals", "author" => "Michael Johnson"] ]; $differences = array_udiff($books1, $books2, function($a, $b) { return strcmp($a["title"], $b["title"]); }); print_r($differences);
Output
Array ( [1] => Array ( [title] => JavaScript Mastery [author] => Jane Smith ) )
Important Points
It performs a comparison based on the string representation of elements. In other words, both 1 and ‘1’ are considered equal when using the array_diff function.
The frequency of element repetition in the initial array is not a determining factor. For instance, if an element appears 3 times in $array1 but only once in other arrays, all 3 occurrences of that element in the first array will be excluded from the output.
In the case of multi-dimensional arrays, a separate comparison is needed for each dimension. For instance, comparisons should be made between $array1[2], $array2[2], and so on.
Conclusion
The array_diff() function in PHP proves to be an invaluable tool for comparing arrays and extracting their differences. From simple one-dimensional arrays to complex multi-dimensional structures, the function is versatile and easy to use. By understanding its syntax and exploring real-world examples, developers can harness the power of array_diff() to streamline their array manipulation tasks and ensure data accuracy. Incorporating this function into your PHP toolkit can significantly enhance your coding efficiency and productivity.
Remember, mastering the array_diff() function is just the beginning of your journey into PHP’s array manipulation capabilities. With this knowledge, you’re better equipped to tackle diverse programming challenges and create more robust and efficient applications.
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This blog is strictly for muns who are 21 and over. Chances are, I'm old enough to be your mom, so please respect that I do not want to engage with anyone below that age and even less minors.
This is not a follow for follow blog. I’ll follow back if I feel our muses could have interesting interactions in some shape or form, or because I really enjoy the content of your blog and your writing, so I’ll be lurking for a bit before contacting you. In that same vein, if you unfollow me please soft block me.
I personally do not have any triggers.However be advised that this blog can be triggering. Themes portrayed can and will be dark at times. I tag triggers as word tw. If there’s a trigger you’d like me to tag, don’t be shy to message me! I AM NOT MY MUSE AND SHE IS NOT ME. I do not condone the themes portrayed nor what my muse may do/say.
Banned Fandoms: 13 Reasons Why. Euphoria. Stranger Things (unless I know you or you were recommended by someone I know well). Banned FC’s: Real people and historical figures. (Using Markiplier as your fc for your muse is fine, but if you roleplay as Markiplier himself, that's a big nono for me unless it's one of his roles/characters.)
I will not tolerate hate of any kind of hate on my dash. Anyone partaking in sending hate, slandering someone in any shape or form, and perpetuating drama, as well as vagueing, will be instantly blocked. This also applies to anyone creating callout posts that hold no proof but hearsay. And I will not, under any circumstances, reblog a callout post, so don't bother asking me to do so.
I’m very opened to ships as this blog is multiship. In fact, I love them! That being said, I retain the right to be selective on who I ship Nanno with. I’m always looking for chemistry first. But don’t feel intimidated by that! Sometimes the spark happens at the least expected moments! I will not write any smut on this blog, as while Nanno is clearly much older (she doesn't age), she still passes as a 16/17 year old.
I am slow. Especially at the moment, as my health has been on the decline the last few months. I can take a day, or a month to reply, but know it does not ever indicate how much I like a thread. I go by inspiration in that moment I'm sitting at the computer. I prefer quality over quantity. Sometimes I can write novels, other times, hardly anything.
I practice mains, and I'm giving exclusives another try. However, earning exclusivity is difficult, I won't lie. I need to know you well and trust you. It's something that has burned me in the past and I'd like not to repeat that. For now, since this blog is very new, I have no mains or exclusives.
Most graphics and icons have been made by me unless stated otherwise and are not for the taking. Headcanons are not for the taking either. Artwork made by me is not for the taking either. Icons, dash icon, carrd && mobile/pinned: me. psd used: jaynedits
Lastly: be good. Be excellent with each other. Don't start drama with me or my friends. Stay away if you support homophobia, sexism, ageism,p*dophilia, incest, etc... you get the gist. Basically, just be a decent human being, and treat others as you'd like to be treated. I know I may sound harsh with some of these, but I’m literally just a shy kiwi and chances are I’m more scared of you than you are of me. Thank you for reading through this 500 pages novel (SORRY ;_; ) and remember that I love you and you deserve the best!
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30 Days of Autism Acceptance
6 April: Can you understand what people say when they talk fast, or do you lose track after a while? Was it different when you were younger? Additional question if your hearing is aided: If your hearing is aided, does that trigger sensory overloads sometimes?
If I'm unfamiliar with someone, and there's a lot of background noise, then I have difficulties. I phase out or just have to wait for my brain to "catch up". I call it "lag", like with computers.
I think it was the same when I was younger. I especially had difficulty with the Kiwi accent when we first moved here. Couldn't understand a single word!
#30 days of autism acceptance#30 days of autism acceptance 2023#2023#actually autistic#autism awareness#autism acceptance
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