#Kitchen fitting edinburgh

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Embracing Craftsmanship: The Pioneers of Fitted Kitchens in Edinburgh

Over the years, Edinburgh has become a hub for talented joiners, known for their passion, expertise, and unparalleled craftsmanship. Among these, the team behind the joiners Edinburgh movement have proven themselves pioneers in their field. These professionals have cultivated a reputation for delivering superior quality work in creating bespoke fitted kitchens Edinburgh residents have grown to love and admire. But what exactly makes the joiners in Edinburgh stand out? Their attention to detail, passion for their craft, and commitment to customer satisfaction sets them apart. Skilled in the intricate art of joinery, these experts know how to effectively combine functionality and aesthetics to produce kitchens that not only meet but exceed client expectations. The primary focus of these joiners is creating fitted kitchens, a popular choice among Edinburgh locals. Fitted kitchens offer numerous benefits over their freestanding counterparts. They are fully customisable, enabling homeowners to have a significant influence on the final design. By working with experienced joiners, you can ensure that your fitted kitchen matches your lifestyle, personal preferences, and the overall aesthetics of your home. In Edinburgh, fitted kitchens come in a wide array of designs, materials, and finishes. Whether you prefer a traditional country-style kitchen or a sleek modern design, the skilled joiners in Edinburgh have the expertise to bring your dream kitchen to life. They carefully select high-quality materials and use advanced techniques to deliver results that are both visually appealing and long-lasting. One of the key advantages of opting for fitted kitchens is the efficient use of space. Regardless of the size or layout of your kitchen, professional joiners can design and install a fitted kitchen that maximises every inch. This ensures you have plenty of storage space without compromising on the aesthetics or functionality of your kitchen. In addition, the joiners in Edinburgh are known for their meticulous approach to their work. From the initial consultation and design process to the final installation, they maintain high standards of craftsmanship and professionalism. They also provide comprehensive after-sales service, ensuring that any potential issues are swiftly resolved to the customer's satisfaction. With an unerring commitment to quality and an unmatched level of skill, it's no wonder that the joiners Edinburgh movement is flourishing. They have proven time and again that they can create bespoke fitted kitchens that meet the unique needs of each client, providing a superior alternative to off-the-shelf solutions. In conclusion, if you're planning to remodel your kitchen or build a new one, you might want to consider fitted kitchens. With the help of experienced joiners in Edinburgh, you can have a kitchen that's perfectly tailored to your needs and preferences. Whether it's maximising storage space, creating a certain aesthetic, or ensuring your kitchen is fully functional, these professionals have the skills and knowledge to deliver a kitchen you'll love for many years to come. Embrace the joiners Edinburgh movement and experience the difference that high-quality craftsmanship can make in your home. Experience a journey of creating a space that mirrors your lifestyle, a journey that begins with a vision and ends with the exquisite reality of a fitted kitchen, handcrafted just for you. Remember, the right joiners can turn your dream kitchen into a reality, and the Edinburgh joiners are the ones to trust with this important task. Their work speaks for itself and continues to set the standard for fitted kitchens in Edinburgh and beyond.

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Haven’t been on tumblr in a long time.. I remember your streamer au, but nothing more. Id appreciate a small recap! :3

HII! for anyone who hasn't read it, it's a very slice-of-life collection of scenes for the most part, so there's loads of lil scenes i'll leave out of this. but here's a look back at the overall friends-to-lovers plot!

and they were streamers (10/16) (unfinished wip)

aziraphale and crowley are full time twitch streamers who live together in a london townhouse. crowley streams whatever he wants, usually toxic pvp games and "just chatting" hanging out and drinking. aziraphale streams all kinds of wholesome crafty content, such as cooking, baking, reading, and book binding.

crowley has been in love with aziraphale since... god, far too long. he'll never say anything because he knows aziraphale only sees him as a friend

aziraphale is bombarded with a hate raid during pride month, and is severely ill-equipped to moderate it himself. crowley jumps in to shut it down and fix his security settings to protect him further.

aziraphale brings crowley a cup of tea one stream (standing off-camera) when he's heavily focused on a game. he startles at the sudden presence, shouting "angel" accidentally for everyone to hear. aziraphale doesn't mind, but the chat go nuts speculating over the pet name and his relationship with his roommate

furfur, a sub-par streamer and tea-spill investigator, notes a connection on twitter between this "angel" and and old stream clip where crowley is caught ranting and rambling (very smittenly) about an "angel" in his life.

aziraphale's chat starts to wonder about the fondness between him and his elusive off-screen roommate

crowley posts in aziraphale's chat asking if he can have a bite of what he's cooking. he goes to the kitchen to try some, but the chat is too distracted freaking out that the notorious crowley is watching an aziraphale stream to realise aziraphale has actually handed a plate off camera. aziraphale seems troubled when he notices the chat is so beserk, so crowley makes a secret side account to send him a donation and tell him to keep up the good work

aziraphale comes home to find crowley in a discord call, playing party games with anathema, newt, and nina. he settles in beside him on the couch to join in.

crowley surprises aziraphale by raiding him at the end of his stream. he uses his 3,000 viewers to ask if aziraphale plans on going to a twitch meet-up in edinburgh. when crowley finally asks himself, aziraphale says yes.

the dark council, a huge and popular UK twitch team, tweets their curiosity about crowley's elusive roommate, wanting anyone with sleuthing abilities to spill the tea for them.

shaxx encourages furfur to investigate his theory that aziraphale and crowley live together, wanting him to impress the dark council twitch team to grow both their streams.

aziraphale and crowley drive to edinburgh together, playing games in the car, answering questions on twitter, and have a tense conversation on what to do if you harbour a secret crush. aziraphale thinks you should go for grand gestures, but crowley thinks it's best to bottle things up.

they attend the meet-up at a packed pub. crowley introduces aziraphale to beelzebub and promises to stick by his side, but as the drinks start flowing, they both get more comfortable to mill around and socialise on their own.

furfur, hired as the photographer for the event, arrives only after crowley and aziraphale separate from one another. but at the end of the night, gets a photo of them leaving the pub together in a drunken giggle fit, looking like smitten lovers. shaxx and furfur speculate they might be more than just roommates.

back in london, aziraphale makes plans for his holiday fundraiser stream. his viewers suggest a "roommate reveal" for £5,000. both he and crowley are flabbergasted that anyone is even slightly interested. furfur rushes to compile a tea spill twitlonger before the fundraiser.

while planning for his christmas events, aziraphale bakes a practise batch of angel cake on stream, crowley's favourite. he jumps up from the couch to eat a slice, accidentally wandering straight onto camera-- spoiling the fundraising surprise, and ruining furfur's tea spill. they're trending on twitter the next day.

aziraphale is hate raided again, but this time the raiders hack into his chat bot. crowley rushes in to reset the bot's data before they can export years of chat logs and sensitive viewer information. when the raid is halted, aziraphale is relieved, then devastated to realise everything has been wiped, until crowley assures him he made a backup of the logs, a la saving his books.

aziraphale finally realises he loves crowley. he's so overcome with affection for him, it starts to freak crowley out. crowley thinks he's getting swept up in the christmas season and is reading into affection that isn't actually there, and aziraphale thinks he's making crowley uncomfortable by upsetting the status quo

aziraphale becoems downtrodden by how closed-off crowley is being, and crowley panics when he realises he hasn't been subtle at all. he promises aziraphale hasn't done anything wrong and that he's just in his own head about their upcoming christmas party with their mods. aziraphale tries to believe him.

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when i found you, much younger than you are now (flatmate/dad!matty x reader)

ten years of self-titled!! can u believe!! anyway, a little fluffy drabble about the day the album was released, and also about the day it turned ten, as voted for by you guys. enjoy!

2013

when you enter the kitchen, the linoleum floor cold even through your fluffy socks, matty is staring at the fridge. namely, at the thing pinned between two shitty manchester fridge magnets - a futile attempt by you to reduce your shared homesickness when you moved down south.

he's staring at the calendar, which under today's date reads "75 album release day!!!!" in your handwriting, adorned with as many lovehearts and stars and smiley faces as you could fit in the tiny box.

not that either of you were at any risk of forgetting the date, mind, but you thought it would be cute to commemorate it anyway. "you can keep it as a memento in the future," you had said, as you wrestled with the paper and the bumblebee magnet and the laws of physics while putting the calendar up. "when you're living in a malibu beach house in a decade, married to a supermodel, you can look at that calendar and think of the day your first album came out. and maybe also of me, back in london, or manchester, or maybe edinburgh... i don't know where exactly, but most likely on the other side of the world from you and your gorgeous wife. it'll be cute!"

(neither of you thought it was cute whatsoever, though.)

matty turns when he hears your half-shuffling footsteps, face twisting into a sleepy smile that splinters your heart. he opens his arms as you near him, pulling you into a washing powder-scented hug and resting his lips on your hair. "hi, darlin'."

"hi," you murmur into his sweatshirt. "happy album day."

"thanks," you feel matty's cheeks twitch into a smile against your head. "feels quite surreal, honestly. we have an album out. mad."

you caress the space between his shoulder blades. "i can imagine - it's insane for me to even think that my best friend in the world has an album out. m'so proud of you though, babe."

"couldn't have done it without you, sweetheart. oh, that reminds me..."

matty breaks the hug - and, in the process, your heart - to reach for one of the CDs piled haphazardly between the radio and the kettle. he hands you one with an all too familiar cover art, accompanying his "here" with a grin.

"matty, i said i would buy it!" you protest. "i want to be a part of getting you a number one."

"that's cute, babe, but nah," matty folds his arms and smirks. "there wouldn't be an album without you, because there wouldn't be EPs without you and your room at uni. so, the boys and i figured that you were the perfect person to get the first album CD actually made."

your eyes fill with tears at the ridiculously sweet, ridiculously too generous gesture. "wait, really?"

"i mean, it was my idea, of course," matty winks, which earns him a shove on the arm. "but yeah, that's the very first 1975 album disc. open it, darlin', look at the lyric booklet."

sniffling, you do as requested; your sniffles turn to full-blown sobs as you take in the "to our favourite girl. thanks for the love (and the pints) xx" dedication written on the first page, sobs which only increase in volume as you take in the lyrics, handwritten by matty rather than typed.

you gently place the CD and booklet back on the counter, and pull your sweetly-smiling best friend into a teary hug. "thank you, sweetheart. i feel very special."

"you are," matty replies, tenderly stroking the back of your head. "you're the most special, to me."

your heart jolts at that, and you squeeze matty even tighter, pull him even closer to you. but it's not close enough to satisfy you, it never is - nothing short of his skin cells grafting to yours and consuming them would stop your heart and brain and nervous system aching for him.

well, a kiss would probably do it, but that's far less likely to happen.

the painfully tender moment is interrupted by matty's back pocket buzzing, which provides a blissful relief from the thoughts about kissing your best friend that were beginning to awake from their dormancy. alas, the relief is short-lived - matty sighs in your ear, and murmurs "will you get that for me, sweetheart? don't wanna let go of you."

with a hopefully-unnoticeable gulp, you slide your hand down matty's back and into his pocket to pull out his phone. you squint at the caller ID. "s'george."

"should probably speak to him, i s'pose," matty says, planting a final (and devastating) kiss to your head before letting go of you and taking his phone. "are you gonna go and listen to the album while you get ready for the party later?"

you grin sheepishly. "already bought and listened to it on itunes."

"you're incorrigible. but i love you."

"ooh, big word! i love you too," you smile. "and tell george i love him too, and i can't wait to celebrate with you all later."

matty winks. "will do, darlin'."

you wink back and grab your CD, turning on your heel and wandering to your bedroom to begin the arduous process of getting ready for the album release dinner and subsequent party. it goes by quicker than usual, though, soundtracked by the boys, punctuated by congratulatory texts to and from ross and george and a half-hour congratulatory phone call with adam, and powered by the excitement of knowing you can be extra affectionate with matty today and it won't be weird.

it goes by so quickly, in fact, that you're almost completely finished your makeup when matty peers round your slightly-open door. "hey babe, would you mind- oh, wow, you look gorgeous!"

it's almost embarrassing how warm your cheeks get at that simple statement. you swivel to face your flatmate, smiling bashfully. "thanks, sweetheart. i was a bit worried the eye makeup was too much for dinner, but i've committed to it now, i s'pose."

"no, it's perfect," matty says softly, coming into the room and perching on the end of your bed. you're perfect, he wishes he could add - it's cliché, but god, is it true. "i love it."

your cheeks burn, and lift of their own accord. "i'm glad."

matty smiles back just as widely as you. there's a pleasant silence for a moment, reluctantly broken by you before matty forgets his train of thought. "did you want to ask me something, babe?"

"oh, shit, yeah," matty nods. "would you mind - if you have the time, that is - drying my hair for me? can never get it to sit right. but like it's cool if not, i can do it myself, i just like it more when it's you doing it and-"

"matty," you interject, before he talks himself unconscious. "of course i will. just let me do my lipstick first, yeah? then i'm all yours."

all his. christ, what he wouldn't give. "take your time, darlin'. thanks a lot."

"s'no problem," you say, turning back to your dressing table and rifling through a pile of lipsticks. matty smiles as you open a few in turn, furrowing your brow as you wordlessly narrow down your colour options; the smile is wiped clean off his face when you drop your jaw and swipe a dark pink over your lips, forming them into an O as you make sure the lipstick is applied perfectly. fuck. your mouth.

(the lyric from talk! is most definitely about you, but he'll never tell.)

after the most agonising minute of matty's life, you turn around to face him. "ok, i'm finished making myself pretty. your turn, babe."

"you're always pretty," matty says, kissing the top of your head as you stand up to let him sit in the chair; he finger guns towards his reflection as he does. "and so am i."

you roll your eyes. "maybe it's best if the album doesn't go to number one, actually. your head might explode, healy."

"best make sure my hair looks good then, babe."

"when has it not, when i've styled it? it's me you're talking to, not george."

"fair point."

with a wink to him through the mirror, you rake one hand through matty's hair and aim the hairdryer at it with the other. he closes his eyes, sinking back into the plush seat, enjoying the soothing combination of warm air and your gentle touch - your nails lightly scratch his scalp the way you know he loves, and he hums contentedly. fuck the dinner, fuck the party, fuck celebrating the album; matty would be happy just to stay like this forever with you.

you'd be happy with that too, to be honest.

matty slowly opens his eyes as you put down the hairdryer and finish shaping his hair with your hands. you crouch to get the back looking just so, then rest your chin on his shoulder and smile at him through the mirror. "beautiful boy."

tilting his head so it rests on yours, matty beams at you through the mirror. "thanks, sweetheart. we do look quite hot, don't we? we should memorialise it, i think."

"now? we're not even dressed for tonight yet," you say, as matty pulls his phone from his pocket and opens the camera.

"trust me, babe, this is just the first of many pictures i intend to take to document this very important day. and the first of many pictures i intend to take of you, looking all hot and glamorous."

"charmer. alright, take the pic."

"alright, darlin'."

*

2023

when you enter the kitchen, the déja vu of a moment from a decade ago practically smacks you in the face. never mind that it's a different house, with a different kitchen and a different floor (tiled, not lino, but still cold under socked feet).

just as he was exactly ten years ago to the day, albeit with different hair, matty is staring at something pinned between two shitty manchester magnets on the fridge (also different - a smeg you were embarrassingly excited about buying when you and matty moved here). rather than the calendar from before, though, it's the picture the two of you took while you were getting ready to celebrate the album release.

again, matty turns to smile at you as you near him - well, as best he can with a toddler clinging to his leg and a 7 month-old baby in his arms. you can see in his eyes that the déja vu is getting to him as well. that, and the way his smile widens as he says "hi, sweetheart".

"hi. happy ten years of your first album," you grin, moving closer to kiss him quickly. dylan lets go of her dad's leg and raises her arms towards you; when you pick her up and kiss her cheek, she giggles and hides her face in your neck. smiling, you do the same to elena, who beams mostly toothlessly at you in response. "and hello to you too, my babies! were you good for daddy while mummy was at work?"

soft curls tickling your neck tells you that dylan is nodding, an action matty copies enthusiastically. "they were perfect," he says, booping elena on her tiny nose and making her giggle - your favourite sound on the planet. "they take after their mum, of course."

you roll your eyes. "ever the charmer, healy."

"you know it, healy," matty grins, relishing the chance for acknowledgement of your shared last name, the same way he's done at any opportunity since you took it as your own four years ago. "we were just talking about mummy, weren't we, dyl? how in that photo she thought i was going to be married to somebody else by now, but daddy always knew he wouldn't marry anybody but her."

your heart glows with overwhelming love for matty and his words; it quickly begins to burn with embarrassment at your past utter cluelessness, though. "well, i genuinely didn't think you liked me in that way, the way i liked - like - you."

"silly mummy," dylan giggles, playing with the pendant on your necklace that bears her first initial, as well as those of her father and sister.

you tickle her little tummy, and the giggles increase tenfold. "silly mummy indeed!"

your toddler's giggles fade into little hums, and her tiny face turns placidly serious as she looks at the picture of her parents. "but pretty mummy."

"the prettiest," matty agrees, trying his best to extrapolate elena's tiny fist from one of his curls.

"well, maybe in a few hours, once i'm ready for the party," you say, stepping forward to save your husband's hair from his mini-me's grip. it takes you both a minute, considering you're both operating with only one daughter-less limb, but matty's curls escape mostly unscathed from your baby's possessive grasp. elena might be a matty clone, but she really is your daughter, no doubt about it. "which i really should start working on, considering everyone will be here in... three hours. will you all sit with me while i do my makeup?"

"of course we will," matty nods, holding out his free hand for you to take with your own. "lead the way, wifey."

for the second time that day, although you're sure there will be many more instances of it, there's an overwhelming familiarity to the scene in your bedroom. with the exception of dylan sitting on the vanity, copying you and pretending to put her own makeup on with one of your clean blush brushes, and elena doing tummy time on your bed and babbling away happily, the process is much the same as it was exactly a decade ago - enjoyable, quick, interspersed with excitement and texts and calls from your equally-excited friends.

the soundtrack is also different, although it's still matty singing; instead of the songs about, well, drugs and blowjobs that had scored your pampering in the past, he's doing a medley of disney songs, nursery rhymes, and... "babe, is that britney spears?"

mirroring his youngest daughter and lying on his stomach on the bed, matty glances up, eyes gleeful. "yeah! lena loves it. look - oops, i did it again, i played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooh baby baby."

true enough, elena shrieks with laughter and taps her hands against the duvet in accompaniment to her dad's singing. you laugh too, picking dylan up and moving to sit beside the other half of your family. once you're settled, you scoop elena into your arms and sit her against your knees. "you have such good taste, my girl!"

"mmm, so do i," your husband hums, looking at you with barely-concealed attraction in his dark eyes. "you look gorgeous, darling."

over ten years of matty compliments, and they still shoot straight to your knees and turn them wobbly. you lift your burning cheeks in response. "thanks, sweetheart. you're not too bad yourself."

"you think so? because i was going to ask you about fixing my hair again-"

"i honestly don't think it needs it, babe."

"really? well, in that case," matty reaches back to grab his phone from his back pocket, before rolling to a sitting position and tugging dylan into him. "scootch in, then."

dylan watches her dad open the camera app. "photo now?"

"yes, munchkin."

"but my dress!"

"oh, you're your mother's daughter right enough," matty smiles. "we'll take one picture first, dyl, and then you can go and put your dress on in time for your aunties and uncles and cousins arriving, yeah?"

"ok."

"that's the spirit," matty ruffles his toddler's head, before putting his arm around you. "say cheese!"

after his girls oblige, dylan moves round to talk to her baby sister, while matty opens the picture to see how it turned out; you lean in and rest your chin on his shoulder again so that you can look too. "oh, matty, look how cute we all are!"

"definitely fridge-worthy," matty laughs, kissing your temple. he leans back slightly to look at you, bringing a hand up to lightly caress your hair. "i can't believe it's been ten years. for both the album and the two of us. although they always went hand in hand for me, to be honest. constantly thought about you while i wrote it. and i still constantly think about you now."

you press a quick kiss to matty's lips, wiping away your lipstick stain with your thumb - matty tries to kiss it as you do, which earns him a laugh and a "matthew" from you. "i love you, baby."

"i love you too, sweetheart. here's to the next ten years."

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Day 21 - Prompt: Cowardly @wolfstarmicrofic

January Daily Series - 797 words

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Sirius knew that it was cowardly of him to hold back while Remus attempted to cross the chasm between them on his own. It wasn’t fair for Remus to risk the fall alone. That was an inescapable fact, but Sirius simply could not balance that risk with enough sound, logical reasons to meet him halfway.

Remus stepped in the kitchen and propped his hip against the counter next to the sink. “I’m not great at reading subtle hints, Sirius. So, if you’re not interested in me, that’s completely understandable. I’m not offended.”

Completely understandable. Now who’s spouting bullshite?

“If there is a part of you that could have feelings for me, even a small one-“

None of my emotions are small.

“If there’s a chance, I mean, for this to be something…eventually, maybe…I’d like to know,” Remus said. His rambling was painfully sweet.

Say something, you twit!

Remus brushed his fingertips over Sirius’s knuckles and traced the pattern of the tiny bird whose swooping path lined the tops of all of the fingers on his right hand. When he reached the shadowed figure of a bird beneath the nail bed of his middle finger, he tapped it twice. Sirius wasn’t sure if it was in approval of the bird’s placement or an attempt to pull his attention away from the empty sink.

“Or, am I making an arse of myself for hoping that a brilliant bloke who quotes Chaucer, The Guinness Book of World Records, and Roman history in casual conversation would give me the time of day?”

Sirius scoffed, “You make that sound impressive, instead of incredibly lame.”

“It’s impressive to me.”

“Then you’re easily impressed,” Sirius replied, shaking his head. “I’m well-read, that hardly means I’m brilliant.”

“Agree to disagree?”

“No.”

Remus huffed an amused breath through his nose. “Right, I should have seen that coming. You still didn’t answer my question.”

Sirius eyed the tattoo that still tingled with a phantom of Remus’s touch. “I can’t see how it would work, even if I wanted to. Our lives are too far apart.”

Remus covered Sirius’s hand with his own and fitted his long, knobby fingers in between. He pulled a pen from the pocket of his flannel pyjama pants and connected the lines of the bird’s path that his own fingers disrupted. With his additions, the trail became smoother overall. The wild loops were now tempered by gently sloping intersections.

“Paths can change,” Remus said, tucking the pen away. “If we want them to.”

“I like my path the way it is.”

Sirius hated how defensive he sounded, but he meant what he said. He loved living with his best mate in Edinburgh. It was an enchanting city filled with history, the Potters lived nearby, and it was the one place where he felt truly happy. While he didn’t think Remus wanted to ruin that for him, he honestly couldn’t see how a clever Welsh bloke fit. Not without entirely uprooting his own life anyway, and Sirius wouldn’t ask anyone to do that.

“Oh, I see.”

Remus pulled his hand back and shoved it in his pocket. A flush spread over his cheeks, highlighting the yellowing bruise under his eye. A bruise that Sirius gave to him two days ago. The one he’d kissed with a tender affection that even surprised him.

“I seriously doubt that you do,” Sirius countered. He offered Remus a smug grin as he turned to face him. “Nothing about my life is incidental, Remus. It is intentionally crafted. Where I live and with who, my family and friends, my career path, all of it. I don’t leave anything to chance. The only missing piece was my brother, which is now sliding into place as well.”

Remus nodded slowly, then hummed a note of rebuttal. “There’s already a conflict in your life plan though. Is that intentional too?” A flicker of hope in his eyes left Sirius uneasy.

“Which is?”

“With Regulus and James together, won’t that change it?”

Sirius frowned. “No, why would it?”

“Your brother lives in London,” Remus said. “If they stay together, one of them will have to move.”

“James and I will make room in our flat.”

Remus arched a sceptical eyebrow as his gaze swept over Sirius with detached assessment. “You want to share a flat with your brother and his boyfriend? Do you really think he’d want to do that?”

Sirius’s brain screeched to a halt, then the wheels spun wildly. After being separated for years, they had plenty of catching up to do. What better way to accomplish that than by living together? Surely his brother would agree. Except, Regulus rarely agreed with him on anything.

Shite. Is he right? If the plan is already changing, then perhaps there is room for…him?

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Josh Widdicombe: ‘It took me ages to realise I had a drink problem’ (The Times, December 2024)

The comedian talks about going sober, having a breakdown, his first stand-up tour in six years — and why he’s agreed to appear on the Strictly Christmas special. [OG/NON-PAYWALL]

A comedian? Doing surprisingly well on Strictly Come Dancing? What are the chances? You wouldn’t put it past Josh Widdicombe, but not just because of Chris McCausland’s recent triumph. By the time you read this, Widdicombe will have already filmed his appearance on Strictly’s festive special, although when we meet at a west London café he keeps jovially to the BBC-mandated pretence that it will be going out live on Christmas Day itself.

Is he a contender? “I thought I was going to be terrible and I’m just bad,” he said recently on BBC’s Saturday Kitchen. Widdicombe gives every impression of the sort of fellow who is forever only loafing around. And yet all this wide-eyed likeability is also underwritten by an urge to exceed expectations. In fact, not doing things by halves has been the mark of his life and career to date. Which has been, he will admit, a mixed blessing.

He not only beat four other comedians to win the first series of Taskmaster but also later won the first Taskmaster Champion of Champions. He not only launched a parenting podcast during the lockdown of 2020 but also committed so wholeheartedly to this twice-weekly conflab with his fellow comic Rob Beckett and sundry guests that Parenting Hell’s 460-odd episodes have since been downloaded more than 520 million times. When they went on tour with it, they played arenas. So he and his wife, Rose Hanson, can afford not only to do up their five-bedroom home in east London but also the Georgian house in Cornwall they bought in 2022, for holidays and letting out.

When Widdicombe was drinking he would throw himself into that too, often to the point of throwing up or blacking out. “I’ve always had a very unhealthy relationship with alcohol,” he says now, sipping a cup of tea and — slightly apologetically — a can of water he has brought with him from rehearsals for that night’s episode of The Last Leg, which he has been co-hosting on Channel 4 since 2012.

So, yes, the smilingly articulate 41-year-old isn’t talking up his chances of beating motivated rivals, including the Olympic sprinter Harry Aikines-Aryeetey (aka Nitro from Gladiators), the racing driver Billy Monger and the presenter and fitness expert Vogue Williams. Yet he has been training as much as he can, getting into shape. “My diet has gone out of the window,” he enthuses. “You’re putting mad strain on your body so you can eat what you like.”

Having a competitive streak is probably essential for a performer. “But it’s also a problem that I’ve dealt with in my life,” he says. But he sees Strictly as a win-win. “If I’m good then that will be hilarious, because nobody expects me to be good. And if I’m bad … I’m a comedian, so that’s funny.” He would never have done it until recently, but his daughter, Pearl, 7, is a Strictly fan. “So it’s a sign of being a bit more comfortable being middle-aged and taking myself less seriously. Just do something because it’s fun.”

Still, when he first started rehearsing the group dance with the other celebrity contestants, he found those old competitive instincts all too present. It reminded him of taking a show to the Edinburgh Fringe and suddenly seeing the faces of friends and rivals plastered around town, all jostling for limited amounts of audiences, awards, recognition.

“We all met up and suddenly I’ve got this voice in my head telling me I’m shit, which you don’t get when you are just rehearsing with Karen [Hauer, his professional dance partner]. I have to say to myself, ‘Why am I so worried about not being as good a dancer as Nitro from Gladiators? I’m new to this. This isn’t what this is about.’”

What he’s good at, what he loves doing best, is ploughing his own furrow. Take Not My Cup of Tea, his first new stand-up show since 2019. There are all sorts of personal issues he could address in it: having a breakdown in 2022, his not-unconnected issues with alcohol. What he’s found, though, is that knotty issues are great on the podcast, where they don’t have to have a punchline. For his stand-up, he will remain driven by pet peeves, not personal nightmares.

“The podcast has changed me a lot but what it’s done is make me double down on what I do as a stand-up. Which is minutiae. Observations, not anecdotes. You can only write what excites you. And what excites me, I’m afraid, is mundanity.”

We meet not long after the MasterChef co-host Gregg Wallace became headline news. His favourite routine as he works on ideas for the tour had been about Wallace’s other big BBC show, Inside the Factory. He can’t be sure it will make the finished show but he suspects it will. “Because it works. It was quite a quaint and silly routine but people have been getting onside even more because they hate Gregg Wallace so much. I am not making big, startling points, it’s just really a routine about a man who is not very good at hosting Inside the Factory.” He doesn’t want to be topical any more than he wants to excavate his soul. The tour runs till the summer of 2026, and he wants material that won’t go off in that time. “I want my audience to have the best time, so I just do the best version of the show. I don’t try new stuff or change it up to keep myself interested. I’m the least important person in the room.”

Does that sound disciplined? He says he’s always been a worker, right back to his childhood in Haytor Vale, Devon. Yet that impetus came from him: his parents — Sarah, an editor of gardening books, and Gerard, a builder turned stay-at-home dad — were “laid-back hippies”. And when he studied sociology and linguistics at the University of Manchester he cemented a formula for applying himself to things.

“It was a safety valve, a control thing. ‘If I do this essay this way, I will get this mark.’ And then later, in comedy, I was control, control, control. Do too many previews. Do too much writing before going on 8 Out of 10 Cats. Do this, do that. And that was really good for me at the start.”

Stand-up was never even the big ambition. He knew he wanted to write funny things but he also knew the masters in magazine journalism he did at City, University of London was never going to take him much closer to that. He got by for a while as a sub-editor, doing shifts at The Guardian. Then he tried stand-up. “It was going to be the stepping stone, except it turned out to be the thing I loved most.”

He did his first gig in 2008. Two years later he went full-time as a comic after he won the Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year award. In 2011 he was nominated as best newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards. But it was his puppyish cynicism on panel shows such as Mock the Week and The Last Leg that made him famous. He sees himself as more a writer than a performer, but he loves the thrill of winging it in front of an audience. “The most exciting bit of stand-up is the first time you make a joke work.”

And the worst part of stand-up is dying in front of your friends and peers. Hence the fears that resurfaced at that first Strictly group rehearsal. He remembers a disastrous appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks after which he had to go backstage to pack his bag before heading off to get drunk. Since then he always has his bag packed before going on set. “It can be brutal.”

“I never wanted to be an absent dad. So I piled even more pressure on myself”

Not, he adds, that panel shows exist in the quantity they once did. “The world has changed: comedy is consumed through podcasts and clips and streaming, and less and less through linear television.” He is grateful, though, that he already made his name when he and Beckett started up Parenting Hell. He is immensely proud of the show. He loves the way they can talk nonsense about football one moment but about “dark and serious stuff” the next and yet the two make sense together. “Previously I’d always gone, ‘Oh, don’t talk about yourself, nobody is interested.’”

So when he and Hanbury had their second child, Cassius, in 2021 he felt free to talk about how tired he was. And when he had his breakdown in 2022 they could talk about that too. “It was just overwork, burnout, leading to depression and anxiety … And I was funnier being more honest. If I talk about closing my eyes and not being able to sleep because I am having an anxiety attack, that’s funny.”

He is still talking things through with a therapist. The inherent insecurity of his trade was part of the problem — yes, even when you are doing as well as Josh Widdicombe. “I spent years panicking. You always feel like, ‘What if The Last Leg gets cancelled and so does Rob Beckett? Then where am I?’ So in a sense, you feel you’ve never made it. Me and Rose would be on holiday and I’d be like, ‘OK, we are sitting on the beach, I should be using this to write stand-up.’ I couldn’t stop. And I drank in the same way.”

So he worked and worked. And if he drank and drank, well, he always had done, so it took a while to spot the problem. “People say to me stuff like, ‘Do you miss having a glass of wine with lunch?’ And I say, ‘I don’t know what that is! I can’t drink like that!’ There is something about me that is all or nothing.”

He is writing something about his drinking, though he doesn’t know yet if it is for public consumption. “I didn’t do it every day so it took me ages to realise I had a problem.” Becoming a father for the second time proved the tipping point. “Because I never wanted to be an absent dad. And yet I didn’t want to let my career slide either. So I piled even more pressure on myself. Everything was pressure. Eventually I just kind of collapsed.”

He didn’t stop working but he did cut back. It was useful to talk about things on the podcast, including starting to take antidepressants. “That has helped me live my life again.” And now he sees himself picking and choosing his work.

Hence, in part, Strictly. “I think you should do things you’re worried will be shit. Do the stuff you want to do, not the stuff that you think a comedian should do.” It is time, he says, he allowed himself to waste some time again. “I have earned that right.” He laughs. “I have earned the right to spend days learning a dance that nobody will be impressed by, rather than doing stuff that pays the rent.”

The Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special is on BBC1 on Christmas Day at 3.55pm. Touring September 14, 2025 to May 16, 2026, joshwiddicombe.com

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A Family Money Heist Story please?

Because our favorite Thieves deserve a happy Ending :-)

Plan - Save the Choclate

AU - They are on a top secret robbery mission and only have 5 minutes before their afternoon nap ends and the adults will go back into the Villa. Cincinnati knew he had to act quickly and in most cases he could rely on his friends - but friendship stopped as they rached their goal - so why should they share a bar of chocolate?

"They are still in the garden - we have five minutes" - Cincinnati had been closely watching the behavior of his parents and other adults over the past few days.

They always went to the large garden of the villa , while the children were taking their afternoon nap and never entered the house during this time. So they would have about five minutes left , until their parents would come into the room to wake them.

"How long are five minutes?"

"Very short for adults - but long for us"

"CC said it we steal a great treasure"

The now six-year-old son from Denver and Mónica nodded in agreement and told the small group, that mostly of them listened attentively, as CC told them about to the large chocolate bar,  that his Dad had hidden in one of the kitchen cupboards.

What could be more delightful for a group of children,  than sneaking out of the room and stealing the candy shortly before the end of their afternoon nap?

"The adults talk a lot - they're laughing and - I think Auntie Ágata opened the bottle of wine , that Uncle Martín brought along  and ....." - before Madrid could finish her sentence, Sergio and Raquel's daughter was interrupted - by her own twin brother Edinburgh, who roughly stood next to his sister at the window and watched the behavior of the adults.

"... and Uncle Aníbal is playing football with Aunt Julia, Uncle Marseille and Aunt Silene", Edinburgh finished his sister's sentence.

"Just because Daddy always says you're smart, doesn't mean you have to say the names of all adults every time Ed", Madrid said, and the girl just shook her head.

"Daddy also says,  you are smart too Madrid - hey we can play football too later", Edinburgh grinned and before the twins could end up in a discussion again , that it was strange that Ed was addressing the other adults with their real names - a girl climbed out of her bed, joined the twins with a grin and put one hand on each shoulder from the twins.

"Do we want to continue talking about how boring the non-cool city names of our parents are , or should we sneak into the kitcheb, to get the chocolate?" - and so the girl with the long dark hair grabbed each of the twins' hands and pulled them with her.

"Thanks Ibizia - come on, together we can do it", laughed Cincinnati, thanking the daughter of Ágata for her eagerness.

It wasn't long before the other children were awake and standing next to Cincinnati, who quickly explained to them, what the plan was.

"Venice? You take the key from my daddy's jacket pocket. It should be on the chair where he sits - take Ed with you for",  Cincinnati said to the daughter of Silene and Aníbal.

The dark-haired girl only nodded tired and then left the room with Edinburgh.

"Ibizia and Madrid? You get a small stool from the bathroom, so we can climb on the cupboard",  - ordered Cincinnati and a little later the two girls had disappeared to bring the stool downstairs.

"Andalucía? You can't go back to sleep. We need you and Toledo to climb up to the space under the cupboard. You two are the smallest from all of us and fit better there" - said Cincinnati towards the little daughter of Andrés and then the son of Helsinki and Palermo .

Both looked a little sleepy, but followed the instructions and went out of the room.

"Malindi? You come with me, we have to make sure , that no adults comes into the kitchen",  - he addressed the little sister of Ibiza and gave her a sign to follow him.

When the children had finished their tasks, Cincinnati made his way to the basement of the villa and tried to get an overview of the situation. The adults could come back into the house at any moment - and then they would definitely eat the big bar of chocolate themselves. Nothing he want to risk.

***

With a satisfied smile, Nairobi looked at all the people around her, who had been like family to her since the successful heist on the National Bank of Spain.

The events and the escape from the police had made everyone grow closer together.

They all built their lives away from further raids or dangers and once a year , they all meet in the professor's villa to spend two weeks together as a family.

While Nairobi put some of the opened wine bottle into a glass, her eyes slid over to her husband Bogotà, who was sitting right next to her and gave her a kiss on her hair.

They had known each other during the robbery of the Bank of Spain in Madrid, after Nairobi was hit by a policeman with a bullet and injured by a trick from Alicia Sierra, she had survived through a tactically very good plan from the professor and after the gold was melted, everyone had made it out of the bank alive and the police had been in a lot of trouble for that.

The gang had been hailed as heroes and now lived the lifes they always dreamed of.

She had married Bogota three months after the heist and made her wish to be a mother again come true. Her little Ibiza was born healthy and Bogotà had devotedly looked after the baby from day one and to took care of her.  Nairobi remembered the moment when Ibiza said Papi to him and how brightly her husband's eyes were shining.

And Ibizia shouldn´t be an only child , because shortly after Ibiza's second birthday, her little sister was born - Malindi. Nairobi loved her two daughters so much and still decided to contact her son Axel by letter and email and the boy wanted to meet her. This time not surrounded by a lot police officers  - but in a neutral place - and Nairobi could hardly believe her luck.

"Did I mention that you just look beautiful in this red dress?" Her husband whispered to her and Nairobi gave him a loving kiss, before she took a sip from her wine glass and her eyes slid to the opposite side of the table - where Berlin was sitting,  elegantly dressed as always and again with a drawing pad in hand.

Back at their first heist, instead of Berlin and Ariadna, they had several hostages that shot at the police officers and so the professor's half-brother was released through the tunnel in just the right time and there was another good news for Berlin, because it there was a cure for his illness and so his life was saved - even if his friends had to drag him to the treatment.

His life had turned upside down, when he took in the daughter from one of his ex-wifes in, after she died. And since the first meeting between Berlin and Andalucía it changed happened the noble man and Nairobi could say without lying , that behind the arrogant and light narcissistic behavior , was a loving and caring father. And this is exactly what the almost 4 year old confirmed every time Nairobi saw the child.

Marseille and Manila had also become part of this crazy family and are playing football against the others. And none other than Rio just shot with the balll a goal for his team - which gave him not so nice gesture from Tokyo.

Nairobi knew , that Rio and Tokyo had their ups and downs , but their heart was in the right place and since her daughter Venice was born, it changed the couple's life, it also seemed their luck was perfect. Especially since as far as Nairobi had noticed,  little Venice was as explosive as her mother, if she wanted to.

A loud laugh made Nairobi look away from the soccer players and Denver came up towards the table, an arm around Stockholm  and the two looked, like they were freshly in love again.

Which was not so normal, because during the heist on the Bank of Spain,  there had been a lot of arguments between the two - a clarifying talk when everything was over and a few days' vacation from the child showed them again,  why they got married and loved each other deeply. Now everything was fine between the two and they could watch her little Cincinnati growing up.

When Helsinki asked her for the bottle of wine, Nairobi handed it over to her best friend and nodded to him and Palermo. The two had also found love and made a very cute couple.

It had taken the two men a little longer to adopt little Toledo, and they too seemed much happier and more balanced with a child. Although Palermo was not yet able to completely abandon his old habits - but it was on the right way.

The Professor and Lisbon stood not far from Stockholm and Denver. As always, the two of them had immersed themselves in a book and behaved like the adult part of the group.

But their love had also got stronger, after the successful rescue mission of the Lisbon, for who the Professor felt so much emotions for, and after Paula had become an integral part of the family, Sergio and Raquel had decided to get married and a while later the twins Madrid and Edinburgh were born.

Satisfied, Nairobi took another sip of her wine and just enjoyed the Moment. 

***

"CC didn't say the chair with the jacket is outside"

Venice pouted in front of the large open balcony door,  that would lead out onto the terrace.

No adults were sitting at the table where the jacket was, but it would be very risky , if she and Ed were about to go out there now.

One of the parents just had to look in their direction by accident and they would be discovered.

"You have to be quick and - see that your shadow is not visible", Edinburgh said only in an strict voice. Something he had from his father.

"I can be very fast - okay you take care of,  that nobody looks at me Ed?" - After Venice was sure that Ed would take care of that point, the girl quickly sneaked outside and ran to the jacket,  that belonged to Denver,  to look for the key that would open the baby gate to enter the kitchen.

Someone had the great idea,  that it would be not so great, if 8 children aged 3-6 years could just walk into the big kitchen at every time.

That is why the Parents had put up this baby gate during the meeting last year and you could only open the baby gate, with a key,  if you had the same size as the children.

Moments later, Venice had the key in her hand and grinned at Ed, who signaled her,  that she should come back inside quickly. The young girl turned around and checked, that most of the adults were distracted, so she ran back into the house.

****

Less than five minutes later, the Children had entered the kitchen, a stool stood in front of the cupboard where the chocolate was supposed to be, and now it was up to Andalucía and Toledo to climb onto the working space under the cupboard and then get to the candy faster out of one of the cupboards, because CC couldn’t remember exactly in which of the many cupboards his father hide the chocolate.

"If you fall, we'll catch you - just like in the movies", Venice grinned as Toledo and Andalucía climbed onto the stool, so that they can climb onto the work surface. Then they opened the first closet doors while the other children made sure that everything worked as it should.

"There is no chocolate here -just plates and cups," said Toledo when he closed the cupboard door again, and Andalucía didn't seem to be very lucky either, because as far as she could look into the open cupboard, there was hardly anything that looked like an large chocolate bar.

"Look into the closets further to the right",  suggested CC and only gave the twins a questioning look. After all, they lived with their parents in the large villa and still had to know what was in the other cupboards.

"Mom sometimes puts flour and sugar in the closet on the right. Maybe there?" - it came uncertainly from Madrid.

"I see something - behind the pack of flour. Here Andalucía hold that" - Toledo could actually see something that looked like chocolate and that was behind a pack of flour.

When Toledo handed the little girl the package with the flour, the daughter of Berlin had a hard time holding the flour package and then put it down next to her on the work surface.

"The sugar too ... here" - before the girl could protested, the pack of sugar was pressed into her hand and the bag landed - luckily without the toddler on the floor of the kitchen.

"I have the chocolate" - this sentence was drowned out by the impact and the spreading of the flour throughout the kitchen and the children were very happy.

When the two smallest kids of the group had safely climbed off the wor surface and the stool, there was a second muffled sound and the pack of sugar fall off the work surface and landed as well on the floor.

But the children weren't worried about that - after all, they had reached the goal and the chocolate in was in their hands - there was only one small problem.

Who would split it up up or want to keep it to themselv? Within a few moments there was a discussion between the children, in which the bar of chocolate was passed back and forth, and various points of views  about who had done more with the plan  were said out loud - it wouldn't be long before chaos would break out between the kids.

"I pretend like I haven't seen anything niños" - Moscow was smiling with a camera in his hand in the door frame and had captured the moment when all the children wanted to grab the chocolate bar,  before CC's grandfather went outside to the Garden .

The children stopped confused for a moment and that could only mean one thing - soon their parents would show up here and no one would have a piece of the Chocolate.

And right at that moment - the Chaos break out.

***

CC grabbed the Chocolate bar and wanted to run out of the room. However, Toledo and Andalucía stood in his way and when they wanted to grab the chocolate bar out of his hands, CC, who was a bit bigger and stronger as the younger ones , pushed them into the sugar and the flour mix, that had spread out on the kitchen floor.

"CC why do you want to run away? Just because it was your plan?" - Before CC could continue his escape, Madrid and Malindi hold CC back on his shoulders and pulled him back.

"Yes and my plan was great!", came from CC selfish, who at the moment only thought,  that he had to somehow bring the chocolate to a safe place

. "It was our plan - now give us the chocolate-  that we can share CC",  said Madrid and Malindi impatiently, roughly put the package away from CC.

"Put the Chocolate down!"

These words confused the Children and before anyone could react, Venice found a some eggs and the mischief sparkle was in her eyes - the same that had always been with Tokyo when she worked out her own plan.

Venice already threw three eggs in the direction of CC, Madrid and Malindi. One of the eggs hit Toledo and Andalucía, which caused the two children to take a handful of the flour-sugar mixture and run to Venice.

When the Parents entered the Kitchen, alarmed by Moscow's nice advice, they couldn't believe their eyes.

Because the Flour and Sugar were everywhere in half the kitchen. The children's clothes were covered with the mixture and the remains of egg shells and in the middle of Argument that the children were still fighting about - luckily not with their fists - a Chocolate bar flew through the Air and landed right in front of the Professor.

"The efficiency of your nap time should actually lead to a different result...",  sighed the professor and when the children heard his voice, they stopped their discussion of what would happen , if the adults came into the Kitchen.

The eight children looked a bit shocked at the professor, who, like the rest of the Parents, looked at the chaos in the Kitchen.

"We ... didn't want to make mess Daddy ...", Madrid started.

"... really not Daddy but we heard ..." Edinburgh continued.

"... that a mean chocolate thief wanted to steal the chocolate that CC's daddy hide...", Venice got involved and tried to push the he pack of eggs with her foot under the Table.

"... and we had to prevent that otherwise ...", said Toledo and looked at his friends for help.

"... CC's Daddy hungry a lots..", Andalucía helped with a shy look at the Professor.

"... that's why we came up with a plan  - to save the Chocolate from the Thief. We ...borrowed the key for the baby gate from CC´S Daddy's jacket -", Madrid added.

"- then we found the Chocolate and ... the Flour and Sugar got open and ... we couldn't decide who was going to split the chocolate - so we can share", said Malindi.

".... we are very sorry", CC finished the explanations and the children repeated the apology again and looked at the professor carefully .

And the Professor?

He looked from the Chaos that was in his kitchen to the Children, who were only now aware of the Chaos they had caused.

For a moment, the Professor considered whether he should give a speech about the rules - one of them was,  that they should only come out of the room during an afternoon nap when it´s important or theey need the help of an Adult - not for a stealing a bar of chocolate that Denver wanted to hide for himself in the Kitchen.

But against his intentions , only a short smile formed on the professor's lips and the amused laugh of Moscow, Denver and Tokyo made him reject this thought.

He had another idea for Kids.

The professor picked up the Candy and cleared his throat once , to get the children's attention.

"Your Teamwork has been good - you can use it , to clear up the Chaos later. And when you're done, come to me and I'll split the chocolate for you, so that you can share  - okay?"

The End

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Making Christmas 2024 Unforgettable Whether you’re indulging in festive markets, surprising loved ones with thoughtful gifts, or enjoying cozy nights at home, Influencer Magazine UK’s Christmas guide ensures a magical holiday season. Celebrate the spirit of Christmas with style, warmth, and joy, creating memories to treasure for years to come. Here’s to a merry and bright Christmas 2024! Read the full article

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Polished Brass Door Handles: The Height of Elegance and Functionality

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In a newly constructed apartment complex in London, developers incorporated polished brass door handles to integrate luxury within space. This would be remarkable against the minimalist interior design as adding warmth and sophistication to space without overloading the given space.

Outcome: Tenants indicated a high satisfaction rate as 92% noted that the polished brass door handles created a high-class ambiance within their residences.

Security should be the most critical consideration in making a choice on door hardware, and polished brass door handles are not an exception. Such handles can be combined with solid locking systems that guarantee one's safety in any room where they may be installed. Polished brass door handles also offer a solid, ergonomic grip to make working easy but at the same time give a sense of security.

Facts and Figures

88% of the customers say that with integrated locks, their feelings about using brass door handles and turning the lock over increase significantly.

 Brasses tend to be impact resistant because, for instance, they are 30% harder to force in entry attempts than some comparably strong competitors.

The five-star hotel in Paris featured door handles polished in brass installed in the suites, reception areas, and meeting rooms to complement the look of luxury. Based on their elegance, durability, and ease of maintenance, they were chosen since it was a high-end establishment that emphasized such an experience.

Result: Guests frequently commented positively on the handles in their guest comment forms, as 85% valued the sophisticated look of the polished brass used in the hotel.

 7. Case Study 4: Low Traffic in Residential Spaces

A family living in a suburban house fit polished brass door handles at all places which were being used the most, including front entrance and kitchen. Although very strong for everyday use, it wasn't aesthetically unacceptable with the handles. They remained like newly installed within five years of use as they required almost no maintenance.

Outcome: The family testified that the polished brass door handles were both beautiful and very resistant and withstood frequent handling without tarnishing.

Though an investment, there is great value for money as polished brass door handles are very durable and less prone to replacement and repair. As well, they have less maintenance requirements. In addition, polished brass door handles come in different price levels, making it easier for homeowners to select the ones fitting their budget while giving high-end looks.

Statistics:

It saves between 15% over five years in the cost of homes that opt for the brass door handles as opposed to those with less durable door handles

60% responded that polished brass added value to their house and was a good investment therefore.

A polished brass door handle used in an office made an elite law firm professional yet welcome. The door handles complemented the brand of the firm and the perceptions of reliability and tradition. Additionally, most customers liked that the brass handles often symbolized prestige and trustworthiness.

Outcome: Clients frequently commented on the professional look of the handles, and the company reported 70% positive feedback on office aesthetics.

10. Environmental Benefits of Polished Brass Door Handles

Polished brass door handles are also environmentally friendly. Brass is recycled, and most companies manufacture using environmentally friendly techniques. At the end of their service time, polished brass door handles can be recycled thereby eliminating environmental impact that non recyclable materials leave in the environment.

Facts:

40% polished brass is created from recycled materials and 90% of the brass used in door handles can be recycled.

Environmental awareness consumers would tend to use polished brass door handles for fewer carbon footprints. 58% of consumers would want material sources used for home renovation to be more environmental-friendly

Polished brass door handles cannot be equaled in beauty, durability, and functionality. From adding richness to an old home to sophistication in modern places, they complement any situation. The case studies and statistics presented show how polished brass door handles are preferred and beneficial. For domestic or commercial applications, polished brass door handles remain a good investment as they give long-term value, class, and even environmental-friendliness.

Polish brass door handles give a room an elegance. See how they transform the look and feel of your space!

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I studied an MA degree in Psychology when I was in my early twenties, and I graduated with a 2:1, which I was super chuffed with. Academia seemed like a proper, enhancing thing to be doing. Therefore, after Psychology, I decided to do a Master’s degree in Journalism.

Ironically, I did better, in a grade average sense, in my Journalism degree than I did in Psychology. But with the Journalism course, I missed out on a Merit award, because I got a D grade in one of my essays. Literally – one essay – that one D that I got meant that the university didn’t give me a Merit degree.

The criteria for that university on the Merit level was between 60 and 70 points out of 100. And my grade average was 67.

I’d never a gotten a D in any of my grades before, throughout 5 years in academia.

And the worst thing was that I didn’t realise until I got my certificate back in the mail that I’d missed out on a Merit: because I thought that the degree was based on grade average. So I only found out after I had been thinking for days that I had gotten a Merit.

Crummy stuff. I was really upset about it, because it was so silly. What made it extra stupid was that the D I had on that one essay was 2% behind a C. Two percent off a C, and it ruined the entire certificate at the end.

It was a shoddy way to end my academia. And, as you can probably tell, I’m still angry about it.

But my Dad wanted to come up to my graduation ceremony. He wanted to go. I didn’t. I wasn’t interested: but I agreed to go to it just as a favour to him.

The gown and the extra regalia that I hired to wear for the ceremony cost £83. And at this point in time I didn’t have much money because I was only working in a kitchen part time. But I paid for all of it anyway, out of an ode to my father.

So I went along to the ballroom in the city where the event was being held. And I met up with my father outside. And the first thing he said to me was, “Oh, you could have had a shave! And you could have got some proper shoes!”

Despite being disappointed with my appearance, he insisted on taking a photo of me with my gown and hat. The hat that I had paid eighty three pound for didn’t fit on my head: the graduation-regalia people had mucked up the order and had given me too small a hat. But I smiled as best as I could for my father anyway.

After he took the photos I said to him: “Please don’t put any of the photos up on social media. Or, if you send it to the family, please ask them not to put it up on Facebook or anything like that. Because I really don’t want those pics up. Please? Thanks.”

He said, “Yes, sure, that’s fine.”

I then messaged my eldest brother Brodie. He had messaged me earlier with congratulations about my degree. I thanked him and I said to him, “Just by the by, please don’t put up any photos of me on social media. For various reasons I’m not comfortable about those pictures going up.”

He didn’t message back.

I went to the ceremony and it was miserable.

I had to sit through about 50 other students who had all graduated with a Merit Master’s degree. There was an announcer on the stage that called out the names and then said the word Merit Merit Merit over and over, and there were many Distinctions too. And when my name was called the lady announcer just said, “Harrison Abbott, Journalism MSc” and that was it, and I had to walk across the stage and I only felt nihilistic.

After the event I hung out with my father in the city. For some reason he had booked the train tickets back down to Edinburgh five hours after the event. Why he thought Aberdeen would be a fun city to hang out in was beyond me.

A city where there is nothing entertaining to do but drink.

So we hung out in this craft bar and I was kinda feeling a wee bit better about the state of affairs. Until I logged on to social media a few hours later.

I went onto Facebook. And my elder brother Brodie had just plastered a photo of me in my graduation gown and too-short hat, right on my Facebook page.

After I’d asked my father and my elder brother not to do that, they just went and did it anyway. So I got angry with my father and he barely seemed to care. And I sent my brother a barrel load of messages asking him to take the photo off Facebook. But of course it had already been up there for hours. Brodie’s eventual response was, “All right, you twat, I’ll take it down.”

After five hours, my father and I got the train back to Edinburgh. This was at night. And all I wanted to do was go home, just get the bus and go home. I didn’t live with my father at that point: lived with my mother.

When we got outside the train station my father insisted that I take a taxi home. He kept shoving a tenner in my face, telling me to get a taxi. I knew that £10 wasn’t enough to take me all the way home, because the cab fares had gone up way high and it cost about £16 or so to get back to my part of the city. But my Dad wouldn’t listen. So I gave in.

I got the taxi four minutes up the road and then got off and used what remaining change I had to walk home.

That ‘graduation day’ was honestly one of the worst days I can think of. It was a real kick in the nuts to send off my long era in academia.

But, at least I graduated with two degrees, all the same.

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A Complete Guide To Choosing The Perfect Flooring For Your Edinburgh Home

Welcome to our complete guide on choosing the perfect flooring for your Edinburgh home. Whether you're embarking on a full-scale renovation or simply looking to refresh the style of a room, selecting the right flooring can make all the difference. At [Brand Name], we understand the importance of finding a flooring solution that not only meets your aesthetic preferences but also suits your lifestyle and budget. Our brand voice is all about providing expert advice and practical tips to help you make informed decisions. With our guide, you will gain valuable insights into the pros and cons of different flooring materials, understand how to choose the right flooring for specific areas of your home, and learn about the latest design trends in the world of flooring. Get ready to transform your Flooring Edinburgh home into a stylish and comfortable space with our comprehensive flooring guide. Let's dive in!

The importance of choosing the right flooring for your home

Your home is your sanctuary, and you want it to be comfortable, stylish, and functional. The flooring you choose plays a crucial role in achieving these goals. The right flooring can enhance the look and feel of a room, add value to your home, and make it easier to clean and maintain. On the other hand, the wrong flooring can be a costly and frustrating mistake. That's why it's essential to take the time to research and compare flooring options before making a decision.

Factors to consider when selecting flooring

Before you start shopping for flooring, there are several factors you should consider. These include:

Durability

The amount of traffic in your home is an essential factor in choosing durable flooring. If you have a family with pets and kids, you need a floor that can withstand high traffic and wear and tear. Conversely, if you live alone or with a partner, you may not need a durable floor.

Style

The style of your flooring should match your aesthetic preferences and complement the existing decor in your home. Consider the color, texture, and pattern of the flooring and how it will look with your furniture, walls, and accessories.

Functionality

The functionality of your flooring is also important. Certain types of flooring are better suited for specific areas of your home than others. For example, carpet is ideal for bedrooms, while tile is perfect for kitchens and bathrooms.

Budget

Your budget is a critical factor in choosing the right flooring. Determine how much you can afford to spend and compare prices of different flooring types to find one that fits your budget.

Types of flooring options available

There are several types of flooring options available, each with its own unique features and benefits. These include:

Hardwood

Hardwood flooring is a classic and timeless option that adds warmth and elegance to any room. It's durable, easy to clean, and comes in a variety of wood species, colors, and finishes. However, it can be expensive and susceptible to scratches and dents.

Laminate

Laminate flooring is a popular and affordable alternative to hardwood. It's easy to install, durable, and comes in a variety of styles that mimic the look of hardwood, tile, or stone. However, it's not as durable as hardwood and can be prone to scratches.

Carpet

Carpet is a cozy and comfortable flooring option that's perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, and other areas where you want a soft, plush feel underfoot. It's available in a range of colors, textures, and patterns and is easy to clean. However, it can be prone to stains and wear and tear.

Vinyl

Vinyl flooring is a low-maintenance, affordable option that's perfect for high-traffic areas like kitchens and bathrooms. It's available in a range of colors and styles and is easy to clean and install. However, it can be prone to fading and can feel cold and hard underfoot.

Tile

Tile flooring is a durable and stylish option that's perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, and other areas prone to moisture and spills. It's available in a range of colors, patterns, and sizes and is easy to clean. However, it can be slippery when wet and can be expensive to install.

Pros and cons of each flooring type

Each flooring type has its own unique advantages and disadvantages. Here's a rundown of the pros and cons of each flooring type:

Hardwood

Pros:

Timeless and elegant

Durable and long-lasting

Adds value to your home

Cons:

Expensive

Prone to scratches and dents

Not suitable for high-moisture areas

Laminate

Pros:

Affordable

Easy to install

Durable and resistant to stains

Cons:

Not as durable as hardwood

Can be prone to scratches

Doesn't add as much value to your home

Carpet

Pros:

Soft and comfortable underfoot

Available in a range of colors and styles

Easy to clean

Cons:

Prone to stains and wear and tear

Not suitable for high-traffic areas

Doesn't add as much value to your home

Vinyl

Pros:

Low-maintenance and easy to clean

Affordable

Suitable for high-traffic areas

Cons:

Can be prone to fading

Feels cold and hard underfoot

May not add as much value to your home

Tile

Pros:

Durable and long-lasting

Resistant to moisture and spills

Available in a range of colors and patterns

Cons:

Slippery when wet

Expensive to install

Can be cold and hard underfoot

Popular flooring trends in Edinburgh

Edinburgh is a city known for its rich history and stunning architecture. When it comes to flooring trends, Edinburgh homeowners tend to favor classic and timeless options like hardwood and tile. However, there are some emerging trends to keep in mind, including:

Patterned tile

Patterned tile is a popular choice for kitchens and bathrooms in Edinburgh homes. It adds a touch of elegance and interest to a room and can be used to create a statement floor.

Wide-plank hardwood

Wide-plank hardwood is a trend that's gaining popularity in Edinburgh. It adds a modern twist to a classic flooring option and can make a room feel more spacious.

Textured carpet

Textured carpet is a cozy and comfortable option that's perfect for Edinburgh's chilly climate. It adds depth and dimension to a room and is available in a range of patterns and textures.

Determining the best flooring for different rooms in your home

Different rooms in your home have different flooring needs. Here's a guide to help you choose the best flooring for each room:

Living room

The living room is a high-traffic area that requires durable flooring. Hardwood, laminate, and carpet are all good options, depending on your style and budget.

Kitchen

The kitchen is a high-moisture area that requires flooring that can withstand spills and stains. Tile and vinyl are both good options.

Bathroom

The bathroom is another high-moisture area that requires flooring that can withstand water and humidity. Tile and vinyl are both good options.

Bedroom

The bedroom is a cozy and comfortable area that requires soft flooring underfoot. Carpet is an excellent option for this room.

Budgeting for your flooring project

Flooring can be a significant investment, so it's essential to budget carefully. Here are some things to keep in mind when budgeting for your flooring project:

Measure your space

Before you start shopping for flooring, measure the space you want to cover. This will help you determine how much flooring you need and how much it will cost.

Compare prices

Compare prices of different flooring types and brands to find one that fits your budget. Don't forget to factor in installation costs as well.

Consider the long-term cost

Remember to consider the long-term cost of your flooring. While hardwood may be more expensive upfront, it may save you money in the long run by adding value to your home and lasting longer than other options.

Finding a reputable flooring supplier in Edinburgh

Choosing a reputable flooring supplier is essential to the success of your flooring project. Here are some tips for finding a reliable supplier in Edinburgh:

Do your research

Research flooring suppliers in your area and read reviews from previous customers. Look for suppliers with a good reputation for quality products and service.

Ask for references

If possible, ask for references from previous customers. This will give you an idea of the supplier's level of expertise and customer service.

Check for accreditation

Check if the supplier is accredited by a reputable industry organization. This will ensure that they follow industry standards and best practices.

Installation and maintenance tips for your chosen flooring

Once you've chosen your flooring, it's essential to install and maintain it properly. Here are some tips to keep in mind:

Installation

Have your flooring installed by a professional to ensure that it's done correctly. This will prevent costly mistakes and ensure that your flooring lasts as long as possible.

Maintenance

Follow the manufacturer's instructions for cleaning and maintaining your flooring. This will help extend its lifespan and keep it looking its best.

Repairs

Address any repairs or damage to your flooring as soon as possible. This will prevent the problem from getting worse and potentially costing you more money in the long run.

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Kitchen Design and Planning in Edinburgh: Crafting Your Culinary Haven

Introduction

The kitchen is often referred to as the heart of the home, and in the beautiful city of Edinburgh, where rich history meets modern living, creating a kitchen that marries aesthetics and functionality is a delightful journey. Whether you're renovating an existing kitchen or planning a brand-new one, meticulous design and planning are essential to ensure your kitchen becomes a culinary haven that reflects your style and caters to your needs. In this article, we'll explore the art of kitchen design and planning in Edinburgh, offering insights and tips to help you embark on this exciting venture.

The Significance of Kitchen Design

A Space for Creativity

Your kitchen is where culinary creativity takes flight. It's a space for experimenting with flavours, whipping up family favourites, and hosting memorable gatherings. A well-designed kitchen enhances your cooking experience and elevates the overall ambiance of your home.

Layout and Flow

Begin the design process by considering the kitchen layout. Common layouts include the galley, L-shaped, U-shaped, and island kitchens. Choose one that best suits your space and needs. Ensure a smooth flow from the cooking area to the prep and dining areas.

Cabinetry and Storage

Selecting the right cabinetry is crucial for storage and aesthetics. Edinburgh kitchens often feature a blend of traditional and modern design elements. Custom-made wooden cabinets, complete with stylish handles and fittings, add warmth and character to your kitchen.

Appliances and Fixtures

Invest in high-quality kitchen appliances and fixtures. Energy-efficient appliances not only reduce your utility bills but also align with Edinburgh's commitment to sustainability. Consider built-in ovens, induction cooktops, and innovative faucets to streamline your cooking process.

Lighting and Ambiance

Ample lighting can transform your kitchen into an inviting space. Embrace natural light and supplement it with task lighting, pendant lights, or under-cabinet illumination. Lighting not only enhances visibility but also adds to the overall aesthetics of your kitchen.

Edinburgh's Unique Kitchen Trends

A Blend of Old and New

Architectural heritage is a source of inspiration for kitchen design and planning Edinburgh. Many homeowners prefer to maintain traditional charm while infusing modern touches. Consider combining classic elements like exposed brick or wood beams with contemporary fixtures and appliances.

Sustainable Practices

Sustainability is a core value in Edinburgh. When designing your kitchen, opt for eco-friendly materials and energy-efficient appliances. Sustainable choices not only contribute to a healthier planet but also align with the city's eco-conscious ethos.

Smart Technology Integration

Edinburgh's residents embrace smart home technology. Incorporating it into your kitchen can enhance convenience and efficiency. Explore options like smart lighting, connected appliances, and integrated sound systems for a truly modern kitchen.

Planning Your Dream Kitchen

Budget Considerations

Determine your budget early in the planning phase. Having a clear financial plan ensures you make informed decisions throughout the process, from material selection to hiring professionals.

Work with a Professional

Consider working with a professional kitchen designer or architect. Their expertise can help you navigate the complexities of layout, materials, and aesthetics while ensuring your vision is realized.

Material Selection

Choose materials that are not only visually appealing but also durable. Granite or quartz countertops, hardwood or laminate flooring, and quality tiles are popular choices in Edinburgh's kitchens.

Personal Touches

Add your personal touch to the design. Whether it's a unique backsplash, a statement light fixture, or open shelving to display your favourite cookware, these touches make your kitchen truly yours.

Conclusion

In conclusion, designing and planning your kitchen in Edinburgh is an opportunity to create a space that reflects your personality and culinary passions. By embracing the city's unique architectural heritage, sustainability values, and modern technology, you can craft a kitchen that is both functional and aesthetically pleasing. The result? A culinary haven where you can create, gather, and savour life's finest moments.

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Home Sweet Narrowboat Home

Today is our last day on Rebecca, our narrowboat. We turn it in tomorrow morning and race to the airport to catch a flight to Edinburgh Scotland.

Thirty years ago I would not have enjoyed this trip as much as I have today. In my 20s and 30s I wanted more activity, more excitement, more adventure. I was also not sure I’d ever be able to return to a place so I wanted to wring every drop of “experience” out of it I could. Just floating along would have felt like a waste of a rare opportunity.

I suspect it’s the same reason I find classical music, even opera, more tolerable (even pleasurable) than I did 30 years ago.

When we first started out and found ourselves so sore I presumed it was because this was a young person’s endeavor. I was soooooooo very wrong! We’ve talked to so many other boaters and they are all over 40 at least, if not *well* into their retirement years. No, our aches and pains weren’t because of our age, they were because we were new to this! Now that we’ve gotten used to it, we don’t moan and groan as we head to bed each night.

(Mostly)

Ben and I love working the locks. Even after…I don’t even know how many locks we still get a thrill of opening that last panel (when filling a lock) and watching the mighty wave of water gush out of the gate. Whoosh!

This kind of travel also has us outdoors and active way more than we would be at home. Whether sitting up in the stern driving the boat, cranking open the panels in the locks, pushing open and close the 1,000 pound-plus lock gates, or going for a walk on the canal between locks we’ve been in the fresh (frequently chilly) open air every day and it’s been good for all of us.

We have created our own little home-away-from-home and our own little family. While Jeff and I knew both Patricia and Ben, they didn’t know each other. But they’ve fit together quite nicely only this trip. It’s a small space to discover you loathe a travelling companion!

In talking to other boaters, we’ve learned that they are interested in us as Americans because Americans have been slow to return to narrowboating post-covid. I think we make them optimistic.

Big points to Jeff for suggesting this. Big points to Patricia and Ben for joining us. I will remember this trip for a very long time.

It's seriously this wide only

View from the kitchen to the stern, where the steering gets done

Ben in the kitchen

One of two bathrooms. The shower is more comfy than expected.

Berth #1. Turn in place and you're looking at....

Berth #2

Berth #3 (where Jeff and I slept). Pass through the doors hidden by that little curtain and you're....

...In the seating area in the bow.

That's the whole 68' of the boat from one end to the other!

[filmsrus]

FILM ADAPTATION

Our group have decided to adapt O. Henry's, 'Proof of the Pudding.'

OUR STORY

Westbrooke is an established editor who one day is confronted in a park by writer Dawe who demands to know why his old friend won't print any of his stories. The two boil the argument to their opposing views on how humans react to tragedy - Westbooke believes that Dawe's characters' monotone reactions are unrealistic as he believes the shock of tragedy would call wailing and screaming not speechless disbelief. Dawe devices a plan to test the theory which Westbooke agrees to - they head to Dawe's flat to leave a note for Dawe's wife stating that he has left her so they can watch her reaction from a hiding spot. However, when the two men arrive, Mrs Dawe who had been training for the Opera had already left a note to say that she had run off with Mrs Westbrooke. Mr Dawe's reaction disproves his point as he plunges into a tragic shakespearean monologue to express his grief. Mr Westbrooke on the other hand disproves his own theory by reacting almost nonchalantly from shock.

OUR APPROACH

We will be following the original story as follows, based in 1970s Edinburgh. When the two men are arguing about how people react to tragedy, we had the idea of doing cutaways of people re-enacting said tragedies as described edited in the style of Edgar Wright.

Once we reach the point where the two men start scheming to leave the note, we will begin following the wives too. Dawe's wife's reason to leave him is his incapability to provide for her and it pushes her to fully pursue her opera career. Westbrooke's wife leaves him due to his work obsessed nature. We in no way want to spoil the ending (the wives running off) before the two men find out about it, we will only be showing them two preparing to run off through their interactions. These shots of the wives scheming to leave will be intercut with the ones of the husbands scheming to leave the note, reminiscent of Thelma and Louise (1991).

Once the men find the notes their wives left them, we will cut to a stage with a single spotlight on Dawe as he wails and exclaims his Shakespearean monologue. We will then match cut back to the kitchen where Dawe will be in the same position on the kitchen and Westbrooke will have his nonchalant reaction.

Finally we could do a post credit scene potentially of the two women holding hands, revealing their relationship.

LOCATIONS

There are 3 locations needed. We are first following our character walk through the busy streets of New York which we will change to a busy street in Edinburgh, most likely Princes Street, on which we will decide when we scout for locations.

We will film in a park like Harrison Park, alluding to it being Princes Street Gardens.

For the scenes in Dawe's flat, we will be shooting in my flat and we are planning on getting in touch with the drama society to secure a theatre stage.

THE CHARACTERS

We will be looking for two men and two women in their 30s. To fit into the time period we will be sourcing, trench coats, smart shoes, briefcases and hats for the men, similar to Zodiac (2007). We would also love to source some typewriters if possible and some magazines from the 70s.

The women will be in their 30s too, initially dressed as typical 70s housewives and will get changed into denim and tank tops, again, reminiscent on Thelma and Louise.

MY ROLE

The structure of our film is divided into 3 acts. 

The first one follows Westbrook walking through the street toward the park on his lunch break. This will be shot with a shoulder rig or maybe even a gimble to capture a nice smooth handheld motion. Once the two men sit at the park, i will be using wide lenses with a large depth of field to capture the distance between the two. once their conversation gets more passionate as they argue, the lenses will get tighter  

Act 2 is when we can get much more creative, capturing that Edgar Wright sort of filmmaking with faster cuts, intercutting and match cutting the parallel storylines of the husbands and wives scheming. I’ll be using tighter lenses with a much smaller depth of field. The match cutting will require careful planning. I’m hoping to get dolly trained so we can get some nice tracking shots as both parties scheme and get ready. 

The first two acts are dependant on good weather conditions. 

Act 3 will be located in a theatre which we are still working out the logistics of. We want a single spotlight on Dawe as he has his shakespearean breakdown over his wife leaving him. It’ll be a lot of fun playing with the high contrast lighting and the dolly. 

At the bottom is our current colour palette that we are working with - the first two acts will be very warm and the colours very soft, reminiscent of the 70s. 

NEXT STEPS

Francis, our writer, has finalised a story outline and will now begin writing the script after which I will storyboard to create a shotlist. Our group has been meeting every week to discuss our next steps.

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Getting paged for spicy word things is way better than the Slack messages I'm getting at work today, lemme tell ya 😂 Thank you @ineffableigh (Don't worry-- I'm at lunch & the Tumblr's on my laptop with my music, not my work computer, so no concern that I'll accidentally message my boss back toss-related sexual euphemisms...)

@inmygoodomensera I love you already. Nice to become acquainted. 🥰 While I'm big into anyone seeing whatever they need to get out of the story, I'm in complete agreement with you. There are so many moments that it's kind of hard to conceive of how anyone could see them as anything but lovers but I'm sure they feel the same way about me so *shrugs*. Regarding toss... yeah. Let me add in some stateside euphemisms to that because I've almost put it in two other metas but it hasn't quite fit so *rubs hands together* this is perfect.

To toss someone, like you said, in British slang is a sexual euphemism for a handjob and because Crowley is saying "toss" also with the context of flipping a coin, it's top shelf wordplay. It also, as you know, why "a tosser" in British slang is the same thing as "a wanker", as it's derogatory slang built linguistically off of masturbation. "Wanking/Having a wank" being British for masturbating, whereas those of us in the U.S.. would be more likely to refer to it as "jerking off", particularly for those with male anatomy, among other euphemisms. Of note here is also Crowley's line in GO: Lockdown, which is structurally built to suggest that he has another euphemism for it: "I'm going to have a nap and set the alarm clock for June."

One would think that it would be more helpful to set the alarm clock before one falls asleep but the innuendo is that he's going to "have a nap" and then "have/take a nap"-- jerk off and go to sleep.

In the U.S., though, 'toss' also sometimes has another sexually euphemistic connotation besides the British understanding of it. It's less frequently used and might be a bit dated-- go on and adopt it, Gen Z, you've come up with the best slang in ten generations, honestly-- but to toss in a sexually euphemistic way in America is to, ah, provide oral attention to the whole situation. It's oral sex and analingus and ignoring nothing on the path between/in the whole neighborhood. It's spoken as "toss you" but also as "toss your salad", which is... ya know... Good Omens-y in the extreme. 😉

Salads are often made up primarily of vegetables and Good Omens uses them metaphorically for being essential, healthy living. You're supposed to not avoid salads, per God, and that's because they're good for you and you won't survive if you don't eat one-- ideally, regularly. By this, God means eat a literal salad (the food) and eat a metaphorical salad (feed your fellow ducks your frozen peas-- talk to them about what's going on with you-- get yourself some healthy, open communication) and, if it's your thing, eat yourself all the sexually euphemistic salad (and other food) you desire.

In S2, as Aziraphale just basically stops eating entirely, let alone salads, reflecting his whole mental health breakdown, there are a lot of salad-y references-- potatoes, tomatoes (which is a fruit but is also a salad star), (frozen) peas. (There's also a hidden green beans reference in the wordplay in the booklet Furfur had in 1941.) All of theses combined are examples of the "spring garden/salad vegetables" of la jardiniere in French cooking. It's on two (not necessarily unrelated) levels, though, because while one is about healthy communication and talking, the other is sexually euphemistic because then there's Aziraphale's French, right?

"Oui est la plume de la jardiniere de ma tante?" which uses "la jardiniere"/"a la jardiniere", in one way, in its "kitchen garden" connotation as part of Aziraphale's innuendo in which he was requesting some quality time with Crowley's jardiniere.

The mirror/other side of the coin of S1's "toss you for Edinburgh" is Aziraphale got back from Edinburgh in S2 and offered to toss Crowley's salad.

While Aziraphale is in Edinburgh, too, when he phones Crowley, Crowley tosses a stack of books to get to the phone to talk to him. 😂

The week got a bit out of hand, though, so they just started literally tossing other, symbolically-interrelated things... like a tray of vol-au-vents...

...and playing halo ring toss...

We should also mention that a horse bucking a rider off its back is phrased as a horse "tossing" the rider and Aziraphale couldn't stop making horse-related innuendo in The Globe Theatre scene. (And, honestly, ever since-- the statue where Crowley keeps his glasses in S2, for instance lol.) The whole "apparently, I have to ride a horse" conversation, not to mention the other meaning of this:

Eat the rainbow, friends. 🥗

Other stuff about innuendo in The Globe Theatre scene that I wrote awhile back, should anyone be interested:

my housemate is watching Good Omens with me in the sense that he just drops in on random episodes and tries to piece it back together (he says he prefers this). so we were on s1e3 and we got to "I'll toss you* for Edinburgh" and he was like "are you telling me people think this is platonic" and I was like... yeah some people, and then we got to "little demonic miracle of my own" and he was just like, they're obviously in love with each other

the brainrot spreads

*idk if this translates for everyone but in British this means "I will give you a hand job" as well as "I will flip a coin"