#Kit watches hotd

[vicekings]

The biggest shame with Westeros is that they don’t have guns yet. Everything would be fixed if we handed Alicent a glock back in season 1

[heelhausen]

That goat should pull a black Phillip and start kicking the shit out of daemon lmao

[fyeaheddiemunson]

Rewatching Game of Thrones and remembering when we all thought Jon Snow was dead.

[bellamyblakru]

snow???? kit harington’s brain child?? are we getting the story arc he deserves?????

[margaritalaux-antille]

also not to have a massive brain or anything but it drives me insane when people are like "how come alicent doesn't receive any punishment for attacking rhaenyra/luke?" And it's like... The answer is in the text?? In the exact same scene??? Like we SEE that viserys would rather stick his head in the sand instead of actually punishing his family. Of course he's not gonna behead her or whatever you guys think should've happened.

[spideyhexx]

it’s quiet tonight😔

[stall1iion]

champions love - four

liked by bsf1, bsf2, maxverstappen1, landonorris and others

y/n.jpg how i pull up to a function after drinking my weight in alcohol 🍷 🥃🍸

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username2 so we all just here after seeing the pictures huh?

⤷username1 right? Like everyone and their mama here 😭🤣

username7 omg she’s watching both Bridgerton and Breakfast at Tiffany’s, she is so real

username5 knowing how she was going last night she’s probably hungover as hell 😭🤣

⤷username6 shit from the few videos we got it looked like she was an infinity pool of just alcohol

⤷username4 I wanna know how max got her back home

username11 Hey y/n, a good remedy to hangovers is to drink ginger tea and eat chicken noodle soup like you're sick! I find that always works for me

⤷y/n.jpg oh my god, trying this now, thank you so much 🙏🏽

landonorris how are you functioning?

⤷y/n.jpg functioning? What’s that?

⤷charles_leclerc i’m surprised you can stand to look at any device

⤷y/n.jpg alright, not too much now

maxverstappen1 did you take the pills i put on the bedside?

⤷y/n.jpg yeah I did, thanks btw

⤷bsf1 wait…wait- pause- y/n answer the group chat

⤷bsf2 so your over at that man’s house again? 😟🤨

y/n.jpg we were discussing next weeks interview

bsf2 yeah girl…stand up, it looks like we netflix and chilling y/n.jpg oooh 😟 yeah no…never that

⤷username1 TEAM BLACK! WE HAVE MOTHER

⤷username3 does this mean we could potentially get black or green flags for Austria?

⤷bsf1 oh no…you done cuddled up with the man…yeah she’s cooked

y/n.jpg why is everyone saying that?? We’re literally like five feet apart? You can’t even see where we are in the picture 😭

⤷lilymhe I propose (demand) we wear our flags to support our queen on Sunday

y/n.jpg your wish is my command 🫡😋

-> Benedict Bridgeton is y/n's spirit animal

-> y/n's friend's are just teasing (hope they don't come off as bitchy) their just tired of her ass (lovingly)

-> y/n had to explain Targaryen's before watching hotd with max so he wouldn't freak out during the incest bits (90% of the show)

-> y/n got to meet sally and jimmy this trip so expect a lot of cat pictures now!

Author's note!

Hey guys! A bit of a short chapter but I do plan on having the next chapter as it will include our girl's debut on the grid and all the interviews, pictures, and ofc written parts! So bear with me until next Sunday! Hope you enjoy!

Taglist: @boiohboii @ale-522 @ietss @theseerbetweenus @jaxx-7 @sainzluvrr @the-untamed-soul @ashy-kit @hc-dutch @nichmeddar @delululeclerc @sweate-r-weathe-r @dhanihamidi @tellybearryyyy @luvsforme @samantha-chicago

༉‧₊˚  CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚

⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well...

[ficsbyuzi]

All the ways lead to you - part 1

Characters: Aemond Targaryen, Inara Maegyr (Original female character) in a Modern HOTD AU

Warnings : FICTIONAL PLOTLINE. Established relationship. Me swooning over Aemond Targaryen and writing this🤭 Inara being a sweet and awesome girl.

Note: This post and that a mutual of mine (@/elegantsplendour) remarked that this fic series has 'Succession' vibes. I wasn't aware of the show when I wrote this last year, and I still haven't watched it. Any resemblance to its plot is purely coincidental. Everything that is going to be re-posted here, comes from my delulu mind.

Inara's thoughts and a little background about her are in italics.

Word count - 1.2k

"You know me, mom, I can't just start working in some random hospital as a junior doctor," Inara spoke to her mother on phone, cradling it between her ear and shoulder as she watered her kitchen plants on a Saturday afternoon, “I am trying to find a job where I can practice both medicine and my art.”

"Where on earth will you find such a job, Inara?" Her mom questioned disapprovingly. "You will soon be a licensed doctor and able to practice medicine. You should start with a clinician job and save up for your MD tuition."

"Let me at least try, Mum. Maybe I can join some makeup manufacturing labs or intern with those big-shot skincare providers."

Inara heard her mom sigh and tut in response to her plans, a reaction she was quite used to by now. Yet, the conviction in her voice didn't falter as she continued, "I will definitely enroll in an MD program. Don't worry.”

As long as Inara could remember, she had always loved makeup. Even as a child, she would rummage through her mom's makeup kits and spend hours in front of the mirror, painting her own face and sometimes her mother's.

Her parents always wished to see her in the white coat of a doctor - a dream she shared with them. Cracking the medical entrance exams straight out of high school was a cakewalk, her sharp intellect paving the way for her.

Despite plenty of medical schools in Essos, the allure of studying abroad was too strong and liberating. The prestige of the renowned Citadel Medical School in Westeros had captured her attention long ago, and securing a seat there felt like destiny fulfilled.

While medical school required her to focus entirely on classes and books, her creative side yearned for exploration. Her love for makeup never faded, and after dedicating half her life to studying, she decided to follow her heart. A heart that always danced between two worlds, two passions, yearning to embrace both simultaneously.

As soon as she adjusted to her new life on a foreign land, she enrolled into a weekend certification course near her medical school. And, thus began her journey towards becoming a rare combination of a licensed medical practitioner and a trained makeup artist.

Days blurred into nights as she balanced the demands of medical studies with the pursuit of her passion.

Six years flew by in a whirlwind of learning and she was now nearing the end of her curriculum. After the sixth and last month of her hospital training and formal graduation, she would be a licensed medical practitioner. Thanks to her dedication to both medicine and makeup, she now stood as a certified makeup artist, with an expertise in skin care and prosthetics.

After freelancing a bridal makeup assignment a couple of months ago, she decided to take a detour from a predictable route towards advanced degrees or clinical positions straight after college. She planned to give herself a year of exploration into other career options before enrolling into an MD in Dermatology. And so she made up her mind on freelancing or finding a job that could extend her stay in Westeros, thereby allowing her to save up for her MD.

"Anyway, you've been so busy with everything else, you haven't even thought about finding someone. You're not getting any younger!" Her mom steered the course of the conversation to the topic she dreaded the most.

Oh boy, here it comes!

The inevitable discussion about her biological clock and society's expectations for single women was about to begin.

"Mom, please, I'm twenty four, not forty four!"

"Yes, and about time you started thinking of settling down!"

Rolling her eyes, Inara let out a sharp sigh.

"I have chores to do, mum. I gotta go," she cut the conversation short, trying her best to hide her rising impatience, “Bye! Love you!”

"Fine, But please think about what I said. Love you. ”

After ending the call, Inara continued staring at her phone's home screen. Smiling faces of her family stared back.

Her mom’s words still lingered in her mind, as she made herself a cup of chamomile tea and settled herself infront of her laptop.

She sipped her tea, smiling and recalling her mom's statement about doing tons of different things at a time. She had always loved to hustle. And, she loved how chimeric her career goals were. It wasn't an easy road, but she was determined to make it work somehow. Career satisfaction had always been her first priority; finding someone to date or marry, wasn't.

Inara's attention snapped back to her laptop screen, her eyes widening as she noticed the fourth and fifth unread emails from the top. Both arrived around the same time from the job search website she had signed up for.

The subject of the first email read:

Requirement of an assistant make-up artist on an upcoming TV Show.

The second one read:

Requirement of a physician / medical officer(s) on a TV production.

Universe works in the strangest of ways. All you have to do is ask.

She quickly opened both emails in separate tabs. They were from the human resources department of a television production house in King’s Landing. A period drama based on mythological history was in pre-production, and the HR team was hiring people on contract basis.

As someone who rarely watched television,or movies, she chuckled at the thought of working on a TV production house. Nevertheless, she decided to give it a try. With a few quick clicks, she accessed the links for both the positions and uploaded her resume. As she crafted cover letters for each position, wishful thoughts surfaced again. She let out another exhilarating chuckle, as a wave of nervous excitement crawled down her spine.

How fun and cool it would be, if I could somehow do both the jobs simultaneously.

-

A week later, as Inara was on her way home from the hospital where she interned, her phone rang. Seeing a number with the King’s Landing code, she gasped.

With her heart alight with anticipation, she answered the call. Clearing her throat, she adopted her sweetest and most professional tone before greeting the caller.

"Hi, Dr. Maegyr, this is Stannis calling from the HR department at Red Keep Productions. We've shortlisted your resume for the opening we posted about. Will you be available for an interview next week?"

"Hello, Mr. Stannis. Sure, I...I will be available!" She tried her best to mask the excitement in her voice. "Uh, I applied for two positions. May I know which one I have been shortlisted for?"

"Dr. Maegyr, your profile is one of the most interesting we've received so far. You have been called to interview for both positions. I can't say with certainty right now if you'll be hired for one or both roles as that will be decided based on your performance in the interviews." She could sense his smile through the phone.

"Thank you," she mouthed, looking up, her amber eyes sparkling with gratitude.

---x----

Part 2

[shadowhaert]

rules: answer + tag some people you want to get know better and/or catch up with!

tagged by: @lottieurl and @lesbianlotties (my girlfriends mwah)

favorite color: orange

last song: chemtrails over the country club (rhaenicent edit about to go crazy)

currently reading: gahhhh too many. lolita/vladimir nabokov, dykette/jenny fran davis, bright young women/jessica knoll, and i JUST finished before we were trans/kit heyam

currently watching: starting house again (entirely mia’s fault), veep, and just waiting for hotd s2!!!

currently craving: uhhhhh a vacation for sure

coffee or tea: neither, hate both

tagging: @cardvngreenbriar @henwilsons @alicenthighstower @taiturner (no pressure!!)

[josephandrewstarkey]

𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄 ❣︎

celebrity crushes:

Drew starkey (obv) Kit Harington, Penn Badgley, Emilia Clarke, Billie Eilish, Zayn Malik, Michele Morrone, Dylan O’brien, Brad Pitt, 90s Leo DiCaprio, Theo James, A$AP rocky, Jacob elordi, Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Aaron Taylor Johnson, Evan Peters, Pedro Pascal, Nelly, Chris Evans, Ryan Gosling, Lorenzo Zurzolo, Hugh Jackman, 2009 Ian somerhalder , Richard Madden , Chico Lachowski, 90s Tom Cruise, Dominic Fike, James Franco, Chase Crawford, Sam Claflin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, Sebastian Stan, Andrew Garfield, Keith powers. (this is only half 😔)

favorite series:

Game of Thrones, The boys, Outer Banks, Breaking bad, Sopranos, Gossip Girl, Euphoria, HOTD, The 100, Shameless, TWD, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, The office.

➜ on my watching list: peaky blinders, dexter, the last of us, prison break, lost, gilmore girls, 13 reasons why, ozark

favorite films:

stand by me, the notebook, la la land, me before you, hunger games & the maze runner trilogy, lord of the rings, the shawshank redemption, prisoners, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the godfather, fight club, gladiator, prisoners, interstellar, forrest gump, the dark knight, tye shining, hachi, green mile, bridge to terabithia

➜ on my watching list: 12 angry men, alien, shutter island, get out, american psycho, the sixth sense, the wolf of wall street, oppenheimer, the florida project, beautiful boy, goodfellas.

if anyone has any movie/series recommendations pls message me 🙏🏽

favorite artists:

mariah the scientist, brent faiyaz, lana del rey, sade, the weeknd, ariana grande, billie eilish, frank ocean, tyler the creator, RAYE, mac miller, yade lauren, tame impala, PARTYNEXTDOOR, daniel caesar, the neighborhood, arctic monkeys , giveon

i’m open to being mutuals <33

[atopvisenyashill]

To be fair Daenerys does not ever say dragons plant no trees in the books. Twice she says she wants to plant trees and she has a hallucination of Jorah telling her dragons plant no trees. That said we missed out on a lot of good sass and passion and spark that’s present in book Daenerys. Emilia seems like she’s always holding something back. I don’t think she ever feels like a teenager. Which is fair because she was like 24 while filming season 1. I feel the same way about Kit like that is a grown man right from season 1. He was also like 24 and it’s true that some mid-20s can pull off teenagers (I’m one of them; I’m newly 26 and still get mistaken for being under 18), I don’t think Kit, Alfie, Emilia, or Richard can. Not just based on how they look either they all have a maturity to them. Alfie less so, he does impulsive teen pretty well and his crazed rant culminating in him getting whacked on the head by his own men is one of my favorite additions to the shows.

The biggest crime wrt age is honestly the fact that Daemon and Viserys are like 24 and 26 in the books being played by men in their 40s and 50s. I was 24 while watching hotd season 1 and the idea that Matt Smith was of age with me had me in fits

Oh yeah but that's part of hte problem, like I said, that Dany is a very introspective character. They tried to kind of turn Theon's thoughts into dialogue by having Sansa say his "If I die let me die as myself" line, so it can be done and I think considering how much that line, and others like it, echo in her head, it's important to include them. I mean, her whole vision sequence when she's losing Rhaego, the way she sees Rhaegar's face and hears "the last the last" in her head, all of that should have been translated onto the screen in some aspect too. Because yeah, Dany is witty, and funny, and snarky, and thinks through her even thought a hundred times over, but it's mostly in her head, and they don't even really try to adapt that into her dialogue which is annoying because it cuts out half her character.

And yeah, the only like "adults playing teens" that actually did seem like a teen was Jack Gleeson (I believe he was 19 when they started filming), everyone else looked absolutely grown despite playing like 18-19 year olds who just Do Not Look Like Adults yet. I think Richard and Emilia were kinda the worst when it came to that - Richard just doesn't look like a fucking 19 year old in the slightest and it makes Robb look just soooo fucking stupid in season 2 and season 3, especially when he refuses to forgive Catelyn despite Robb forgiving Catelyn in the books for releasing Jaime.

And yeah, HOTD is just so unserious about all the ages it drives me crazy. Ewan does not look like a teenager to me. Ryan and Fabien just don't age at all in like fifteen years even though like, they definitely should have. I've seen the point raised and I think it's a great point, that a lot of people would have received Alicent and Viserys much less negatively if Paddy looked as young and fit and handsome as he actually was when he was in his 30s like Viserys is and that's honestly just factually true because look at the reception to the show version of Dany and Drogo despite them making Drogo's rape of Dany like waaaay more obvious. And I'm not saying it's inherently a bad thing that they were trying to really emphasize the age gap here especially considering how many people still don't get that Alicent was a victim of spousal rape but I also think it plays into this idea that like, an abuser always looks like an abuser, is always some dirty old man, and not like, a handsome healthy 30 year old who prefers to fuck 16 year olds because 16 year old girls don't argue back the way 30 year old women do.

[vicekings]

simon and daemon in harrenhal like

[heelhausen]

ALICENT IN DRAGONSTONE IM GONNA FUCKING YARTZ I CANT FO THIS IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

[nyrasbloodyclover]

masterlist

☆smut

• one shot

°multiple parts

HOTD

daemon targaryen

• dragons, blood, fire & sex ☆

• speak now

— TOM GLYNN CARNEY

aegon targaryen

• no light

• hands (un)tied

• who would ever want to be king?

• going out hc ☆

• who else decodes you?

• a hot welcome ☆

malachy granger

• so high school ☆

• guys my age ☆

aemond targaryen

° the great war

• parallel lines

AHS

kai anderson

• hypnotic ☆

tate langdon

° summer nights

° summer games

• insomnia ☆

•ghost stories☆

kit walker

• i tried to be the bravest soldier

james patrick march

• ultraviolence☆

BOOKS

maven calore

• when the lights go down

will herondale

•watchful eyes

X-MEN

peter maximoff

• leave it to me

CLASSICS

alexei kirillovich vronsky

• a real fucking legacy ☆

OTHER

billy hargrove

• angels roll their eyes

[warsofasoiaf]

If Aegon I really did prophecise the return of the Others (as HOTD claims), shouldn't he have tried to reform Westeros' military structure to prepare? A standing army might be too difficult to keep fed in a world with variable winters. However, in some medieval themed stories I've read there have been kingdoms with a "central band" that is always active, and is augmented by levies when a war actually occurs. Also, in your response to my last question you mentioned the possibility of making those eligible for military service train for a certain number of days every year.

I did mention that, but I also mentions that such a provision, even for a kingdom not as ridiculously huge as Westeros, would be laughably unenforceable. Even countries with greater bureaucratic organization, like Rome or Byzantium, struggled with mobilization and readiness - time spent doing drill is time not spent having a living. In later eras, governments tried all sorts of carrots and sticks to make sure there was at least some levels of training: everything from fines for people who did keep their kit in good order such as in the Asize of Arms to the Anglo-Saxon fyrdsmen being trained by the regions to act as a first line against raiding Vikings to militiamen getting free food and beer to show up for drill day in the Thirteen Colonies. Enforcement for these provisions was typically done at the local level simply because having a national-level system for doing so was simply not feasible. You could have a smaller organization have regular training, such as town watches which might be able to organize with the help of city-wide entities like burghers and guilds. So while that would be very smart, it is likely beyond Aegon's capacity.

There is an entity that can act like this, and in fact, is supposed to act like this: The Night's Watch. Regular tithes and donations to the Watch to help support cashflow problems that early armies would struggle with (hence why mercenary companies frequently turned brigand when there were no wars to sign up for), but it's simply not sufficient without regular payment. If Aegon wanted to support this in a way that was much more politically feasible - he'd mandate a percentage of taxes taken in be sent to the Night's Watch, or possible tax forgiveness up to a certain amount for donations to the Watch. This is a little bit easier to manage, as tax assessments could be made a little more regularly than unit inspections of far-flung regions and the Night's Watch can easily record donations received to help simplify the accounting process.

The fact that this isn't done, and that Aegon is smart enough to know this, is yet another indication that this "plot twist" is not integrated very well in the story. As I've said in the past, it feels like poorly-executed, tacked-on nonsense and significantly hurts Aegon's characterization, introducing a bunch of plot holes while addressing only one rather insignificant question regarding Aegon (why conquer Westeros?) that wasn't even all that important to begin with.

Thanks for the question, Ryu.

SomethingLikeALawyer, Hand of the King

[rise-my-angel]

My fam were watching hotd and I literally had a heart attack when I walked past the TV to see Kit Harrington on screen with medieval looking clothes on, only to realise they changed channels while I was gone.

But if they weren't so focused on the Targaryens I think the show would absolutely milk the fangasm train by having former GoT actors reappear as random side characters for no other reason than for fandom points. Thats how little faith I have in this show, I was convinced they did that for like...3 secs. The only thing stopping them is probably the actors themselves.

The funniest one I've heard was that when they show the Stark bannermen, they should cut to the Boltons for no other reason then to have Roose Bolton standing in the crowd just to appease the joke theory that the Boltons are actually vampires and that's why they're like that. Like at this point, it would at the bare minimum, get a nose exhale out of me. That's how low the bar is. Just give me something that doesn't make me want to throw myself down a well. It would be extremely stupid, but at least like, it'd be so dumb it's funny, instead of it's so dumb it makes me start drooling as I lose brain cells.

I didn't even care about the final Alicent scene. I was so numb at that point I literally couldn't care less about what was going on. I just desperatly wanted the episode to end, and then it took like five full fucking minutes to end because it did a riduclous Lord of the Rings style grandiose montage like everyone's fucking preparing for Helm's Deep, but like, stupid.

The final emotion I had was when I had to hear Daemon say "Winter is Coming" in fucking High Valyrian. And at that moment a friend messaged me asking how the finale was going, and instead of having a real reaction, I just without any words sent him that clip from the office of Michael Scott yelling:

And then proceeded to watch the rest of the episode in complete fucking blank stared silence.

That's how numb I am at this point. At least season 7 still makes me angry. Season 7 is so bad that I still find new things to bitch about, this season just has me laying face down on the floor because at this point that's more fun then any of this slog of a show.

But I've wasted this much of my time watching all of it already, so I am unforchunately locked into letting this show give me permanent brain damage.