#Kissy izzy

[half-doomed-lover]

Yeah im not okay

I will not make any theories because I'm very bad at predictions

I fell things many things about this trailer and holyshit

Okay so apparently they will meet earlier than we thought and rather than the whole instant murder we will have some awkward closer yet distant thingy and shit this makes my heart burn

Also izzy seems to be less of a dipshit this season and yeah I can live with that

More of Blackbeards crew? Maybe? I want them

Frenchie Jim and fang look so cool I want to cry oh my God

Anyway good luck me trying to pay attention at work while rotating gay pirates ib my head

[goayda]

Years later and still thinking about this moment, how Izzy walks up straight to Lucius, all cocky and sneering, then goes nose to nose with him and... panics. A close look at those lips and his brain goes: ABORT-ABORT-RETREAT-RETREAT and then runs away in the most cowardly way.

(Also thinking about Con's and Nathan's acting choices here, I would pay to see all the takes of this scene)

[izzy-b-hands]

Re: the swords post for myself, it's sort of a shared swords situation:

T'Challa, one of our two beloved babiest of boys and the sweetest lil guy, has been at the emergency vet since this morning. He's in good hands and getting the treatment he needs, but we're still waiting to hear any updates from his care team. If you could send along good thoughts, vibes, and metaphorical swords as we navigate all of this, we'd be thankful for them.

[billowyy]

It's been a fucking wild day so far. I don't think I've ever felt so betrayed before. I think I could handle Izzy dying and the horrible writing surrounding that. But to read what David has been saying about the show? Such a big fucking betrayal of what this show was in season 1 and what everyone (David included!!) has previously said about it. He fucking lost the plot in the worst way. To top it off, he thinks he did a good job and thought we were going to like it. I think that's the worst part.

This show means so much to us and to know what the creator really thinks about it all? Fuck, man. This was supposed to be the show where shit like this didn't happen.

[gorilla-grip-knussy]

Izzy Hands is approximately 3 inches tall and that's final. He lives in my pocket and I love him so much.

[morgombie]

SECONDING IZZY HUG TIME. adonis would like to get lost in the feather boa/fuzzy scarf bit lol

breaking news: famous jade smothered to death with fur coat. more at 9

[bougiebutchbitch]

🥹

omg all your lovely headcanons! I will start replying to them when I get home~ Just had a very productive study session, so I deserve a break to put Izzy in the horse plinko/headcanon machine

[no-phrogs-in-hats]

Addison Montgomery x fem! Reader

Could I please have an imagine where the reader is Meredith’s childhood best friend that came to work at Seattle Grace with her. While Meredith is pining for McDreamy her best friend wants McDreamy’s wife. (Imagine all of the hilarious and awkward moments this would result in).

Hi! I couldn't figure out how to turn this into a oneshot, so I just gave you a shit ton few scenarios!!

Sitting at lunch and getting the whole McDreamy situation out of Meredith and Cristina and Izzie spilling more to you than Meredith

Standing at the nurses station with MAGIC and Addison is on the other side of the station filling out a chart

She has her glasses on.

And her white coat.

And she's wearing black heels with a nice professional dress.

Mommy.

And you can't take your eyes off of her and you lean into Meredith and ask, "Who is that?"

She responds, "McDreamy's wife."

"So, is she into the whole adultery thing too?"

Cristina chimes in, "Considering that's why they seperated, I'd say so."

You can't stop thinking about McMommy Addison for weeks

Then, you're assigned to a case with her.

You get incredibly involved with your patients

Addison admires you so much for it.

"The world needs more doctors like you," she says after a crash C-section.

You ask, "And what do I have?"

"Empathy. You don't see very many doctors who want to get to know their patients. Most of them just see them as something they can cut into."

You're on her service almost every day for the next few months.

Asking Dr. Bailey, "Can't I have another assignment?"

Her responding, "Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd asked for you specifically, take it up with her."

But you didn't want to take it up with her.

At lunch, George brings it up and you say, "Meh, I don't really mind it."

But you start blushing.

And Cristina and Meredith start teasing you.

"Oh, she's got a crush on McDreamy's wife."

"George says, You can't have a crush on her, she's married."

"So is Derek and I still slept with him."

Cristina grins, "No wonder she has you on her service every day. You're her little bitch."

You insist that it's not true.

They continue teasing you until your pager goes off.

"Aw, is it Addison?"

"Give her a kiss for us!"

They continue making kissy faces the entire time you leave.

The first time you two kiss it's after you lost an OB patient.

Both of your emotions are running high.

You're trying to calm yourself down in an on-call room

She comes in and tries to comfort you

"It'll be okay."

"How are you so calm about this?"

"Well, eventually, you learn how to cope. You'll never get used to it, but you'll learn how to cope."

You lift your head off her shoulder and look at her in the eyes

Then your eyes flicker to her lips

And hers do the same

You finally give in and press your lips to hers

She returns the kiss and suddenly both of your scrubs are on the floor

Months of longing looks and pining and private moments in the elevator, you want to make your relationship official, but you know you can't

You're both in an on-call room once again making out

You pull away quickly and stop her

"Addison we shouldn't be doing this"

"What do you mean?"

"You...Addison, you're still married. And until you file for divorce, I can't see you."

She's speechless.

You, Addison, Derek, and Meredith all end up in an elevator together.

But weeks later, she presents divorce papers to Derek

And just a week after that, she shows you the signed papers

You don't know what to say.

"You actually did it? You filed for divorce?"

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life...but you...you're not one of them."

This is the first time she says 'I love you'.

She gets a nice hotel room for you two that night.

Meredith asks why you aren't going home with them and then it dawns on her

You see that shit eating grin

Izzie and George and Cristina start cooing at you

"Awww, you're officially Addison's bitch."

"I am not Addison's bitch!"

"You so are!

"You'd do anything for her!"

"...Okay, fine, so I'm her bitch."

And it turned out to be a very lovely night.

[bougiebutchbinch]

God I am so obsessed with

monstercock hung-like-a-horse Stede Bonnet wanting sooooo badly to fuck wants-to-be-treated-softly-and-sweetly-with-no-pain princess Ed

and it. just will not. work. Physically, without pain, in a way where Ed can feel loved and Stede can feel like he's properly loving him. no matter how much prep they try

(more 18 + under cut!)

Obviously, the answer is to use Izzy as a double sex toy <3 Stede fucks him while Izzy is kinda fucked into Ed by the force of Stede's movements, but Stede and Ed are entirely focused on each other and making out and shoving his face out of the way to snog with tongue over Izzy's shoulder

and Izzy fucking hates feeling like nothing, but loves being used, and thinks this is the only way he can get either of their attention/be loved

whether or not it is, and the crew stage a gentle intervention and tell him to dump Ed and Stede because they treat him like shit, or Ed and Stede accidentally catch feelings while using Izzy as their fuck proxy and then realise he's crying a little as they toss his clothes at him after and tell him to get out (because until that point they genuinely thought it was Just Sex for him!) and have an '...oh fuck, we fucked up' moment... is up to you.

but either way should end with Izzy getting lots of hugs and kissies and comfort 🥺

and getting dicked down proper by both of them 🥺🥺🥺

[something-about-sunflowers]

Alright, *cracks knuckles, back, pussy, crack, etc* more trailer to break down.

Mirror image of the shot in the teaser? Was it flipped for a reason or are we getting more than one scene like this? What boat are they on? It's not the dinghy, not the revenge (I don't THINK?), and they're not dressed the way they are with the Chinese pirates. (Red scarf presence noted.)

Speaking of: Is this 'Susan' he's talking to? This has to be early on, he's not got his cunty little earring yet. (Just trying to nail SOME of the timeline down, you understand.)

Scarf. Feeling more and more sure it's Ed's silk.

Oluwande 💚. The way this dialogue is cut seems like they're skipping something, the way Olu says 'you dumped him' doesn't flow with the conversation the way it would if it was a immediate response to Stede's 'no, why would he do that?'

Presented without comment.

They're eating the wedding cake. :)

This is presumably happening while Ed is throwing knives at Izzy's head. :(

Anyway. This looks like they're definitely trying to get Blackbeard to stop -

- doing this so they can get through the storm or tell him something's gone wrong. Maybe Izzy's foot/leg gets real bad during the storm? Could be a lot of things.

Initially I thought this might be a precursor to him menacing Frenchie in the one shot in the EW article, but that's in the galley not Stede's cabin and this is a bucket full of bottles (alcohol) and with Frenchie it's a box with bottles (containers, possibly food but I think it looks more likely to be medicine)

(for reference)

I think this is in the auxiliary wardrobe, bride figure in the top right.

Izzy looks MISERABLE here. Whether it's the idea of him knowing EXACTLY why they're at a wedding or because he's in a hell of a lot of pain (foot still present and infected and all that) or some unfortunate combination of both (likely both), I want to wrap him up in a blanket burrito and give him forehead kissies. Also, wider shot here lets me update who's where on the topdown, so:

Jim

Izzy

Frenchie

Fang

Archie

Unnamed bald one with the studded bracers behind Izzy in the previous shot

Ed. Ed you are like. Consistently seen smoking from a pipe. You can't handle a blunt? Or is the weed too dank? Also, pretty sure this is him and Anne and/or the person she's with in the shots a bit after this.

This is why I thought it might have been the shot from the EW article but again, different container with different miscellanea and different room. He. Does seem to be. Interacting with Frenchie a lot though. And. This instance seems very specifically similar to. To him interacting with. A certain someone else. In season 1. . . I'm not saying Izzy's out with a case of Leg Gone and Ed's leaning on Frenchie in the aftermath. . . but.

I feel this so hard. We've all been there Ed. Anyway I'm pretty sure this is the same place he's smoking with mysterious, mostly offscreen, light skin-toned hand person who may or may not be Anne and/or her friend. (No scarf.)

Genuinely I feel like the nose staying on his face would look more believable without the ribbon. Lucius didn't need a ribbon for his finger. Maybe if it was horizontal as opposed to diagonal? It looks LOOSE and that makes it seem like it's not secure enough to be staying on his face like it is.

Deserved (the punch). My baby's leg tho. :'(c It's not even the right height for him. Look how he's gotta bend his other leg just standing.

Olu fighting someone???

Bracer looks like guy number 6 from the wedding raid but this doesn't look like it's on a ship. This guy also seems to have a beard or something that the other guy didn't so idk.

Cracked the code here thanks to @tizzyizzy pointing out something in my server. I was right about this not being during the storm. I was wrong about it being a possibly mutiny. I'm gonna jump a bit ahead in the trailer in a sec to explain but: Ed's got a rock tied around his waist here. You can see the rock at the bottom of the screen.

You can see the line go taut and pull him down.

You can see the rock continue to pull him down. (The rock is right at the bottom of the screen.)

Jumping ahead in the trailer and. Well. Rock with some rope tied around it. (Once again, thank you Tizzy 🙏 you eagle eyed hero) The lighting certainly matches better than the storm did. The question is: Is Hornighost trying to talk him into it or out of it? (And. Yknow. Is he a ghost at all, even?)

Back to where we jumped from. Are these guys wearing the same clothes as the guy Stede 'did a punch' to? Looks like it. *Black Pete voice* What IS this fucking timeline!

Love that Izzy is the only one who doesn't duck away. Also 👀 Lucius spotted. Is he holding hands with Jim? He certainly seems comfortable positioned right between the two little killers doesn't he? ;3c

'Oh no my boat :'(c' Is anyone still on board or did they take a dinghy and get outta there after the storm?

This.

(New promo pic.) This.

(Skipping ahead in the trailer.) And this, are all the same version of Stede. The outfit (weird little arm flappies, red sash) and location are the same. This is absolutely a dream sequence. Stede is dreaming about being the kind of pirate he wishes he was. I'd also venture as to guess this is the extent of his 'revenge on Izzy' that Some Of You are all so clamoring for.

[Out of allowed images, please hold]

[bubblepopsims]

After dinner the pairs settled down in the lounge area, once again there was silence between all of them. But this gave juju time to observe, study them. Even on the couch they barely touched, barely looked at each other. “Jesus they make me sick”

Izzi on the other hand felt a lot more comfort by the fact juju was next to them, not caring to gently stroke their thigh or make small cute kissy faces at them. “Juju is unbelievable… god I love this woman.”

Savrina was the first to speak the accent hanging thick on the tip of her tongue, interrupting juju from leaning any closer into izzi to kiss their cheek. Juju raised a brow at the clearing of the throat and settled back to face the stone cold woman before her. S: "Katrina will be bringing tea and the documents for us.-she stated harshly, juju could see the discomfort she was inflicting on the two and quite frankly it was absolutely delicious to juju- So Isabella how is your business going?"

Both Izzi and Juju hummed at Savrina's words. Juju raised a brow at Lawson who just sat quiet, never saying a single word. Only to shoot her eyes back at Savrina for once again addressing Izzi by their dead name.

J: "baby...."

J: "She has one more time to address you by that name and I swear to god. I will give her a prominent pouty fish face." Speaking through grinding teeth. Every part of her was itching to get the chance to put this woman in her place. But juju did promise to behave for the most part. But it was becoming ridiculous and this was only the beginning.

Izzi smirked seeing exactly what Juju was talking about. Their mother was in fact making the exact same scrunched-up face when she heard something she didn't agree with. Izzi didn't know if it was the fact Juju didn't care to speak up or the fact that she called Izzi baby none the less, she ignored it for now which was unlike their mother to do. But they had an idea it had to do with why this dinner was placed in the first place. Either way it started the downward spiral.

I: "It's fine Mother. we have just expanded and opened up a headquarters overseas." Savrina let out a sigh that seemed both displeased and annoyed all wrapped up into one. Glancing at Lawson has he subtly adjusted in his seat and looked across the space at both izzi and juju.

L: "Sounds…-he sighed as if the fact of actually giving a compliment made him physically ill- Seems to me like you did get something from us correctly Isabella. besides all of the rest."

Savrina hummed and nodded her head.

S: “yes, I agree. -she sighed again- we never really saw the point in this little business of yours, not much coming in than going out wouldn’t you say darling.”

Laweson nodded “yes I wish she would have just stuck with the plan we had for her. It’s quite disappointing.”

S: “very.”

Juju's eye twitched already hearing the subtle hints of belittling slowly take shape before her very eyes. Speaking about Izzi as if they were not just sitting here. "These mother fuckers..."

"Oh i am about to burst with anger" I: "Ju- But Juju was already slowly unraveling, leaning forward and staring both of them down, an angry laugh left her lips bringing both of Lawton’s and Savrinas attention back to her.

J: "Not to interrupt this LOVELLLY conversation you are having about my fiancé.. but I do have a teeny tiny question. Care to answer it for me?"

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[jellybeanium124]

honestly you should stop caring about what you put in the izzy hands tag it's more fun that way. kick him like football, squeeze his tits, make thoughtful metas, put him in the torment nexus, make him give other characters a little kissie, who cares! he's not real! anyone being upset with you for posting about a fictional man is not worth your time! if idiots on the other side are mad at you who cares you can't please everyone just have fun putting him in the pencil sharpener whir whir whir

[tinytinybumblebee]

y'know those videos where babies realize their parent is home from work and they start kicking their feet and screaming in excitement and trying to get to the front door until their parent comes in and picks them up? that's babie izzy when ed gets home from work :)

🥺💖!!!!

Izzy could be in the deepest sleep known to babies but, his internal clock knows that when 4:30 hits, he's wide awake and either watching out the window or, sitting at the door (and nothing will move him, not Stede, not a snack, not even his plushies asking him to come play xD Izz KNOWS those numbers on the digital clock mean Baba is coming home and no one will get in his way of seeing him!!)

Ed finds it downright adorable and looks forward to it whenever Izzy is tiny! He could do without the babie slobber kissies but, worth it to see such a happy Izz ;u;

[quillyfied]

Okay final episode thoughts that I don’t know that I can expand into real coherent thoughts so heck it we’re doing it live and cramming them together, no chronology just memory vibes, PART FOUR:

- I think part of the problem of it feeling so fast an episode, for me, is the anticipation; I waited to watch it with friends and by the time it was finally happening I had been waiting all day and it was killing me.

- That being said, the pace is breakneck, for something that starts so peacefully

- Love that we get immediate confirmation that Ed is not suited to a fisherman’s life. Though I do love the conflict inherent in Ed meaning “simple” as a compliment based on how hectic and chaotic his life has been up to this point, but of course someone who doesn’t know any of that would think he’s insulting them.

- Also very interested in the shift of Ed going to direct killing rather than trying to put a layer between it and himself; it’s the Kraken but in Protection Mode. Adore that for him. (And maybe the killing doesn’t count if they’re English Navy.)

- I had a feeling Stede was talking to Zheng about being a failure the longer the season went on. Delighted to be proven right. Was also shocked to hear she thought Auntie was dead but then had to reckon with the fact that she hasn’t analyzed a single screenshot and spotted Auntie like I did soooooo

- The simmering anger in my own gut when I saw Spanish Jackie’s overrun and the lady herself treated like that. Also OF COURSE THEY BUILD UP RESISTANCES TO IOCANE POWDER POISON IN THIS HOUSE

- (Side note but the number of ofmd fics, my own included, that have Princess Bride as a reference or element in them makes me smile)

- Calling Ricky Pinocchio. IZZY calling Ricky Pinocchio. The layers. The subtext. The intertextuality. The face-value humor. I’m salivating.

- The letter Ed reads! The way they say the words together!! If they don’t start next season with matching lover’s tattoos (or include it somewhere), I’m rioting.

- THEY GET TO RUN AT EACH OTHER ON A BEACH TO NINA SIMONE FOR REAL THIS TIME

- okay but is Ed’s knee brace a victim of the budget cuts this season bc I miss it

- the entire time they were running at each other I kept shrieking “please don’t stab each other. Please don’t stab each other. Boys please drop the swords and don’t accidentally stab each other”

- KISSIES.

- I LOVE YOU. TWICE.

- Zheng having it up to HERE with these useless gays

- NOT NOW ZHENG THEYRE VERBALLY AFFIRMING THEIR CARE FOR EACH OTHER AND ALSO KISSING

- Olu caring for Auntie. I cry.

- I also cry bc it has seemed to me all season that Auntie and Zheng have a dynamic similar to Izzy and Ed but less deeply toxic; I love that just because it isn’t as toxic, it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t still hurt them both. Auntie choosing to listen to Olu and be softer and more open with Zheng, and Zheng returning the favor, is so important to me. Cannot emphasize enough its sweetness. Especially with Zheng thinking she’d lost Auntie.

- “It’s only a suicide plan if we die” STEDE.

- Giggling to myself at the butt shot bc 1. Of course the guy whose butt it is has a whole post about it where he’s a delight, and 2. Fandom has been begging for them to show hole all season, y’all satisfied? ;P

- Why does everyone look so hot in those uniforms though. Why is Ed putting on a tricorn hat so attractive. These are uniforms that represent imperialist cruelty, WHY IS EVERYONE HOT IN THEM

- (It’s the rebellion of it all I think)

- Awfully bold of Ricky to immediately turn on them when he’s still close enough to be shot, but I think it’s his Rich White Boy recklessness.

- Con O’Niell giving the performance of a lifetime to the very end. The subtlety of Izzy not being okay through the entire mad dash to the Revenge, culminating in him leaning on Ed AND Frenchie and the implications of that I EXPLODE

- So. Turns out my final mini theory about that bloody hand screenshot from the trailer was right; it is Izzy’s blood, and it is Jim that Ed’s hand is blocking.

- Izzy giving the apology we have been waiting for all season as a deathbed confession, HECK

- And giving voice to the fact that he loved and needed Blackbeard! And that he knew he was feeding it even though Ed had OUTGROWN it!! And giving Ed closure and release from having to be Blackbeard!!! GUUUUUHHHHH.

- I really didn’t think izzy was going to die until three days ago. Im so sad. It’s thematic and perfect and if someone had to die of course it had to be Izzy and they did him right by that death scene but I CARE MORE NOW. CHEFS KISS STORYTELLING.

- This end bit, to my memory, feels a little scattered and messy; Zheng wanting to work together to get back at Ricky…and then the ship sails off without Ed and Stede. Maybe I need to watch again but I got some whiplash there. Like yeah it’s way more important to the story that Ed and Stede get at the very least a break from piracy before the next season, more in line with the themes and character arcs, but. Idk. Felt sudden still?

- Pete and Lucius marriage ;A; “you may slash each other’s faces” ROACH PLEASE

- YES ED WE SEE YOUR ROMANTIC SIDE EYE

- FRENCHIE IS THE CAPTAIN NOW. Capitalizing on that quiet arc he’s had all season!! I love it!!! And showing that all of the Revenge crew have it in them to be leaders and the best versions of themselves when given an environment where they can. And now they have capable women aboard! Win-win!!

- I need to go dig up my post about the hollowness and toxicity of revenge in this show bc I have more examples to add to it and strengthen my theory

- Ed and Stede about to go through their Anne and Mary arc. Let’s hope they pivot faster than the other two and don’t get stuck in a rut the same way. But I love that they get to try this out together, to find new dreams and things to do together. They deserve that.

- I also respect the showrunners so much for giving us an ending that could be a decent end if Max doesn’t renew for a third. I like being able to hold my two favorite shows next to each other and see that the two extremes of ending in an uncertain place work—for GOmens, a heart-shattering cliffhanger was absolutely the right call. For OFMD, a soft ending that can be expanded on if allowed. I love them both.

- Gonna go rewatch and then rewatch the whole season and then rewatch both seasons, excuse me.

[error-core-animations]

Mikey and Izzy here with brownies, mikey made them for whoever wants one. good luck in the turtle tot comp😁

Izzy! Is! So! Cute!! Gives her a little kissy

@turtle-tot-tournament