#Kiefer Sutherland Dallas

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Unpopular opinion......but Ace Merrill (played by Kiefer Sutherland in Stand by Me) looks - and acts- more like the book version of Dallas Winston ( Even on the novel book cover, there's more of a resemblance between the two as well) than Matt Dillon's portrayal.

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Self-Indulgent Series December: Granite Hills

It's December, and that means I get to be self-indulgent and give myself gifts, mainly the gift of looking at actors I like.

I give you my series of self-indulgence, Granite Hills (1990):

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Set in 1980 in the fictional town of Mudslide, Wisconsin, mainly at the Granite Hills university. This cast will be a mix of actors who would and wouldn't be available at the time.

The Show's Cast Includes:

Alfred Molina as Angel Ramon Vega [Age: 24]

Anjelica Huston as Sandy Cherry Lawson [Age: 26]

Billy Connolly as Professor Darwin Derryl Rigby [Age: 40]

Billy Crystal as Jethro Mephisto Butcher [Age: 25]

Brendan Fraser as Dallas Nathaniel Gray [Age: 23]

Carrie Fisher as Veronica Beverly Chambers [Age: 21]

Cary Elwes as Easton Markos White [Age: 27]

Chris Barrie as Douglass Wilfred Bernard [Age: 20]

Christina Applegate as Storm Hekla Jóhannsson [Age: 18]

Christopher Walken as Professor Karl Cai Lowell [Age: 40]

Craig Charles as Chuck Vance Sheppard [Age: 21]

Dan Aykroyd as Cesar Clay Leon [Age: 23]

Danny John-Jules as Quentin Kingston Hollister [Age: 21]

Daryl Hannah as Bernadette Daphne Jordan [Age: 24]

Diane Lane as Saffron Elouise Mason [Age: 19]

Fran Drescher as Monique Joanne Curtis [Age: 22]

Geena Davis as Erin Kermit Cantrell [Age: 28]

Gunnar Hansen as Thor Hjörtur Jóhannsson [Age: 48]

Harold Ramis as Edmund Morgan Blackburn [Age: 29]

Jack Black as Odin Hrafn Jóhannsson [Age: 21]

Jeff Bridges as Professor Kennedy Troy Gill [Age: 40]

Joe Pesci as Professor Jeremiah Emmit Jekyll [Age: 40]

John Belushi as Julian Noel Hood [Age: 25]

John Candy as Dale Randall Newman [Age: 26]

John Cusack as Andrew Simon Garfield [Age: 23]

John Goodman as Cyrus Lars Nielsen [Age: 27]

John Leguizamo as Alijah Mrlon Cross [Age: 29}

Judd Nelson as Colton Kenelm Coy [Age: 19]

Katey Sagal as Ramona Adrienne Dunn [Age: 25]

Kevin Bacon as Brad Nathan Hardy [Age: 25]

Kiefer Sutherland as Trenton Homer Abbey [Age: 21]

Luis Guzmán as Jaxxon Garrett Flores [Age: 29]

Mandy Patinkin as Elishua Saul Zebedaios [Age: 28]

Matt Dillon as Dennis Waylon Marley [Age: 20]

Matthew Lillard as Alexander Buddy Jones [Age: 19]

Oliver Platt as Ruben Manuel Valdez [Age: 22]

O'Shea Jackson (Sr.) as Tyrese Jordan Maxwell [Age: 18]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Parris Hayes Grant [Age: 19]

Raul Julia as Professor Marcel Gomez Agua [Age: 40]

Ray Winstone as Holden Montgomery Lynn [Age: 27]

River Phoenix as Kent Horace Woodward [Age: 18]

Robin Williams as Jaycee Aramis Ellis [Age: 26]

Sean Young as Maxine Jade Upton [Age: 26]

Stanley Tucci as Luke Robin Flynn [Age: 22]

Steve Buscemi as Hugh Chester Sweeney [Age: 25]

Tom Hanks as Mark Everett Shaw [Age: 20]

Tony Shalhoub as Orlando Jaime Guerrero [Age: 25]

Val Kilmer as Earl Blue Dior [Age: 29]

Wayne Knight as Osborne Finnegan Jarvis [Age: 28]

William Baldwin as Theodore Joshua Ball [Age: 20]

Willem Dafoe as Terry Roosevelt Jepson [Age: 27]

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WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN:

Back in 2013/14, Microsoft was looking to get in on the success of streaming with Netflix and Hulu having become break-out hits with their content, especially Netflix with its ORIGINAL content, through the XBOX system. For a while, they were looking for anything that could be XBOX original programming or that they could develop as. Yes, you all read that right, at one point Microsoft/XBOX were looking to start up and have their own original shows to compete or rather get in on the juicy Netflix/Hulu piece of pie. And what was originally going to be XBOX's first original series — a fifth season of the NBC superhero drama, Heroes.

No, seriously.

Here's all of the information that someone who used to work there around that time had given me on this piece of cancelled media since I devour these type of things or basically collect them like jewels:

• The little synopsis they gave at the time was it would feature "new stories and heroes, while mixing in cameos from the original series' cast". However the actual premise for the season was it was gonna be set a few years after "Volume Five: Redemption" and Claire Bennett having revealed the existence of evolved humans to the world with not only them being public knowledge but the number of them have been growing and growing every year all the while a new government-related threat arises.

• The new main protagonist of the series was to be Roger Deakins, a now worn-out police captain who wants to atone for his past mistakes (the main one ended up costing the life of his partner/close friend) in no one else's eyes but his own, only to learn that he's developed powers of his own. Clancy Brown, of all people, was considered for the role potentially.

• In terms of the "cameos", that was just something they said to get eyes looking and interest in it. Instead of cameos, they're would've been just photo appearances and references like "That story in the tabloids that that U.S. Senator was an evolved human". However, the only character and actor who was gonna return and this time be a part of the new main cast was Samuel Sullivan with Robert Knepper reprising his role.

• Actors and actresses that were considered for the season were Raymond Cruz, Bryce Dallas Howard, Luke Gross, Thomas Haden Church, Kate Mara and even Michael Madsen. The main goal for the season was to go back to the roots and grounded nature of Season 1 and have the new season be "a character drama WITH superheroes rather than a show ABOUT superheroes just like how that first season was".

• Series creator Tim Kring was (thankfully) not gonna come back and be the showrunner because at the time he was too busy with another show he created for Fox, Touch with Kiefer Sutherland.

• But the most interesting thing with this is that apparently they wanted to have a couple of references and easter eggs to the events of other media that established a shared universe for the sole purpose of expanding the Heroes universe, "one would've been to the events of Brad Bird's The Incredibles, one would've been to the events of J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield, one would've been to the events of The X Files' series finale and another would've been to the events of Buffy The Vampire Slayer's series finale".

Now as for the reasons it fell through are a couple of but the big one is mainly budget. From what I understand, they wanted the season to have the same budget and production value of not just other streaming shows such as Orange Is The New Black and that Netflix political show that shall not be named but also other cable shows at the time such as The Walking Dead and the HBO fantasy series that shall not be named either. But it just ended up getting too big and too ambitious for its own good.

There's other reasons but that's the big one that killed it and it all fell apart.

But hey, at least it sounds better than the abominable Heroes Reborn.

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Kiefer Sutherland at Oak Point Park Amphitheater in Plano, Texas during the 21st annual Toyota Texas Music Revolution. (March 25th, 2017) [B&W]

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I'm just gonna.

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Saturday, March 25th, 2017 - Kiefer Sutherland Makes His Texas Debut, Delivers Spectacle of a Performance at Toyota Texas Music Revolution

All photos by Jordan Buford Photography   A lot of great talent was performing at the twenty-first annual Toyota Texas Music Revolution, the festival having secured some solid talent in both the local/regional field as well as some acclaimed national touring artists. One of those in the latter grouping wound up being Kiefer Sutherland, the accomplished actor having made his foray into country music last year with the release of his debut album, Down in a Hole (out via Ironworks Music). There was little doubt that he was the act everyone was most excited to see, patrons that turned out at Plano, Texas�� Oak Point Park being giddy simply over the fact that he was somewhere in the vicinity, and they eagerly awaited his 6:20 set time. There was ample reason to be excited, too, going far beyond a famous actor visiting Plano. While Sutherland did do some heavy touring in 2016, Texas was one state that missed out on the action, this show being not just he and his bands’ first show in D-FW, but their first gig in the Lone Star State. Everyone’s elation began to overflow as they watched the band storm the stage, two guitarists, a bassist, and the drummer taking their spots and getting right to work; everyone’s eyes darting back and forth between each side of the stage, wondering which entrance Sutherland was going to use. And then he appeared, acoustic guitar in hand and a big smile plastered on his face as he strode over to center stage. Then they got to work, opening with the lead cut from his record, "Can’t Stay Away”.

They almost immediately surpassed expectations, both guitarists showing finesse as they attacked their guitars, their moves unrelenting but also graceful; while Sutherland dazzled the crowd when, after wandering over to and atop the drum riser, he took a flying leap off it, ax held high in the air. They set the tone with that song, earning some roaring applause as they proved they were there deliver an authentic feeling country show with plenty of rock swagger spliced in. And since their 62-minute long set had just gotten underway, they were just getting warmed up. "I’ll Do  Anything” demonstrated the more tender side Sutherland and his band mates were capable of, the mesmerizing chord progression making it absolutely spellbinding and one of the most polished songs of their performance.

Upon finishing it the singer gave KHYI a much-deserved shout-out, not just for putting this festival together and asking him to be a part of it, but also for being some of the first to play his music. Sutherland was quick to acknowledge this was a new venture and every bit of support like that in spreading the word was something he greatly appreciated. The sentimental mood from that previous song deepened as he shared some insight on the next song, noting it was one he didn’t introduce to begin with, but after having a fan tell him how much it meant to them, he decided to share its backstory. It was about someone close to him that left this world much sooner than they should have, "Truth in Your Eyes" being a way to say “hello” from time to time, according to Sutherland. The poignant track has all the hallmarks of a country song, dealing with being haunted (for better or worse) by the memory of a loved one, which ensured it was a definite outpouring of feelings. That personal connection Sutherland had to it was what made it so enjoyable, as, like any great storyteller can, he bore a piece of his soul; while the spectators seemed to interpret it in their own way, making it a fan favorite of the evening.

As the show progressed, the onlookers began to get a clear look at Sutherland, who came off as being just like them, seeming completely humbled and quite approachable as he bantered with everyone. For example, he made a crack about how he was “shocked” about how many drinking songs he and Jude Cole wrote when they were working on the record, feigning absolute surprise over it. One almost felt as if they were part of a handful of people getting a one-on-one chat with him, that’s how intimate he made the conversations feel. Rather surprisingly, they busted out Down in a Hole’s first single, “Not Enough Whiskey", fairly early on, the downtrodden heart-breaker painting an even more devastating picture live than what simply listening to the song creates.

It was also the first of a couple of songs about drinking as a form of coping, the subject being revisited after "My Best Friend”, which then lead them to “Going Home”. Sutherland even made the subject of that one into a bit of a joke as he asked if he was the only person there who had ever wondered why at one in the morning he was still at the bar. He confessed he had finally had that thought a few years ago; the moody, blues-inspired rock licks soon setting up one of their most engrossing numbers. While they mainly focused on Down in a Hole, Sutherland and company also made room for a few covers, the first of which was a spot on rendition of Tom Petty’s "Honey Bee". Typically, the best way to go about a cover is to completely restructure a song and make it your own, but in the case of that classic, keeping it true to form worked best.

It seemed right up the band’s alley, even if it was lacking the the country tone of Sutherland’s originals, while the execution of it was incendiary. The band got to let loose during it, the drummer being absolutely stupendous this evening and extremely animated; while Sutherland frequently kicked the air before tearing it up on his guitar during that one. Everyone standing in that field was certainly feeling alive by that point, prompting one fan to shout, “We don’t want you to leave!” “There’s a good chance I might not!” Sutherland responded, seeming a bit taken aback by reception he and his band were receiving, everyone coming off as rabid fans hungry for every last morsel.

As they took things back down a few notches "Calling Out Your Name" preceded what Sutherland said was about the only song on the record that wasn’t based on something from his personal life. He cited some country music legends that influenced him, specifically Johnny Cash and the man’s knack at writing songs about prison. That allowed for a brief cautionary tale as Sutherland addressed any younger kids that may have been out there, mentioning his stints in jail. “...The first thing they check at the door is your dignity, and you never get that back,” he said, getting quite candid. "Shirley Jean" was a nice homage to songs of that ilk, being told from the perspective of a man who will soon be executed and is penning a parting letter to his girlfriend/wife. Unexpectedly, it became a bit of a sing-along thanks to the die-hard fans right up front that knew every word by heart, making it feel like one of the most anticipated songs.

Further paying tribute to the legends, they pulled out a rendition of Merle Haggard’s "The Bottle Let Me Down”, Sutherland quipping afterwards, “When I grow up, I hope to write one like they did.” Perhaps one day he will write something that will be destined to be a timeless classic, but in his first effort he has released some riveting songs, "All She Wrote" being another one of those. Their time on stage had flown by, and sadly, it was already near the end, "Down in a Hole" being another invigorating tune, after which Sutherland shared one last anecdote.

He recalled when his parents split up, when he was about three, saying his mother made one of the most “courageous” decisions of her life by leaving both kids with their father for a few months while she went to find a new place they could live. Sutherland spoke of his father driving them to nursery school and even at that young age knowing how cool it was to be cruising around in the car his dad had. And as they did that, they were treated to the music of Bob Dylan, leaving a considerable impression on the young Sutherland. To finish things off they did their version of “Knockin' on Heaven's Door”, their take being a hybrid of rock and Americana that brought the performance to a stellar finish. The jam session was an all out barrage, Sutherland dropping to the floor as he wailed on his ax. Hands down the best set of the day belonged to Kiefer Sutherland, the actor turned musician proving he’s the real deal. It was pure Americana/country music, the likes of which you don’t hear too often anymore, at least not from mainstream artists.

Sutherland has stayed true to the genres’ roots, that authentic quality being refreshing, while the modern touches guarantee it’s quite appealing to almost any listener. Topped off by his at times gruff, scratchy voice, he comes across as a sage storyteller, a crucial component that any of the greats in country music possessed. A topnotch performer to boot, I believe he surprised everyone with the ferocity and energy he put into the show, often epitomizing the rock star persona while never coming off as anything other than an average guy that was just like everyone else that was at Oak Point Park on this day. The band was certainly not to be overlooked, either. Sutherland has surrounded himself with an exceptional crop of musicians who are able to bring out the best of these songs. They made them more vibrant and electrifying than even the recordings suggest, while making the performance more of a spectacle. It safe to say everyone is already eagerly awaiting more from Kiefer Sutherland, who hopefully has a few more albums in him. And while it took him a little longer than some may have liked, he did finally get to Texas, making the experience an unforgettable one for those that witnessed it. It’s going to be a busy spring and summer for the band, who will be performing at Stagecoach Festival in Indio, CA on April 30th, kicking off a little U.S. tour. Hitting some cities on the West Coast (Hollywood, CA at the Roxy Theatre on May 3rd and Seattle, WA at Tractor Tavern on May 7th), they’ll wind their way down to the South and then to the East Coast. That will include performances at Gruene Hall in New Braunfels, TX on May 14th, Exit / In in Nashville, TN on May 19th, Bowery Ballroom in New York, NY on May 25th, and then conclude at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park, NJ on May 27th. Throughout June they’ll be touring Europe and the U.K. A complete list of their upcoming shows can be found HERE; and check out Down in a Hole on iTUNES or GOOGLE PLAY.

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Easy come, easy go (NORMALRUN-CHEWSTICK-FALLENORACLE)

Mira Sorvino's harlot buttocks

Minnie Driver's harlot buttocks

Anderson Cooper's harlot buttocks

Whitney Port's harlot buttocks

Armie Hammer's harlot buttocks

Fantasia Barrino's harlot buttocks

Kiefer Sutherland's harlot buttocks

Jackson Rathbone's harlot buttocks

Sherri Shepherd's harlot buttocks

Kirstie Alley's harlot buttocks

The Eagles's harlot buttocks

Liam Payne's harlot buttocks

Bryce Dallas Howard's harlot buttocks

Beyoncé Knowles's harlot buttocks

Toni Collette's harlot buttocks

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Noticias de series de la semana

Renovaciones

HBO Max ha renovado Our Flag Means Death por una segunda temporada

BBC Two ha renovado Inside No. 9 por una octava y novena temporada

Apple TV+ ha renovado Slow Horses por una tercera y cuarta temporada

Netflix ha renovado Iosi, el espía arrepentido por una segunda temporada

Disney+ ha renovado Star Wars: Visions por una segunda temporada

HBO ha renovado A Black Lady Sketch Show por una cuarta temporada

Sky Atlantic ha renovado Das Boot por una tercera temporada

Cancelaciones

La sexta temporada de The Good Fight (Paramount+) será la última.

HBO Max ha cancelado Raised by Wolves tras su segunda temporada.

No hay información oficial por parte de HBO Max, pero su protagonista y productora Kaley Cuoco no cree que vaya a haber tercera temporada de The Flight Attendant.

Brendan Hunt, actor de Ted Lasso (Apple TV+), afirma que la tercera temporada será la última.

La segunda temporada de Avenue 5 (HBO) será la última.

La novena temporada de Endeavour (ITV) será la última.

Noticias cortas

Alexis Bledel (Emily) no estará en la quinta temporada de The Handmaid's Tale.

Charlotte Spencer (Esther) no estará en la tercera temporada de Sanditon.

Leslie Mann y Tim Robbins abandonan The Power, protagonizada por Rainn Wilson.

Sandra Mae Frank (Wilder) será regular en la quinta y última temporada de New Amsterdam.

Jay Lee (Chris Park) será regular en la segunda temporada de CSI: Vegas.

Dallas Dupree Young (Kenny) será regular en la quinta temporada de Cobra Kai.

Tommy Chong (Leo) también estará en That '90s Show.

6666, spin-off de Yellowstone, se muda de Paramount Network a Paramount+.

NBC ha iniciado negociaciones para revivir Magnum P.I. tras la cancelación de CBS.

Fichajes

Jodie Foster (The Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver) protagonizará y producirá la cuarta temporada de True Detective. Interpretará a la detective Liz Danvers, que investiga la desaparición de seis operarios en una estación de investigación en el Ártico.

John Malkovich (The New Pope, Being John Malkovich), Emily Mortimer (The Newsroom, Doll & Em), Claes Bang (Dracula, The Square) y Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones, Pistol) se unen a The New Look, protagonizada por Ben Mendelsohn y Juliette Binoche.

Charles Dance (Game of Thrones, The Crown), Meta Golding (Empire, The Tomorrow People), Enid Graham (Mare of Easttown, The Sinner), Jason Butler Harner (Ozark, Alcatraz) y Walt Klink (Brugklas, Ivalo) completan el reparto de Rabbit Hole, protagonizada por Kiefer Sutherland.

Megan Mullally (Will & Grace, Parks and Recreation), Jason Mantzoukas (The Good Place, Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Glynn Turman (House of Lies, The Wire), Virginia Kull (Big Little Lies, NOS4A2) y Timm Sharp (Enlightened, Blunt Talk) serán recurrentes en Percy Jackson como la furia Alecto y Mrs. Dodds, la estricta e irascible profesora de matemáticas de Percy (Walker Scobell); el dios Dionisio y Mr. D, el líder del campamento de semidioses; el centauro Chiron y el profesor de latín Mr. Brunner; Sally, la madre de Percy; y Gabe Ugliano, el padrastro de Percy; en Percy Jackson.

Will Arnett (Arrested Development, BoJack Horseman) dará voz a Sweet Tooth en Twisted Metal. Richard Cabral (American Crime, Mayans MC) será Loud, el hermano sobreprotector de Quiet (Stephanie Beatriz).

Brandon Flynn (13 Reasons Why, Ratched), Betty Gabriel (Get Out, Clickbait), Will Harrison (Daisy Jones & The Six), Hamish Linklater (Midnight Mass, The Newsroom), Damian O'Hare (Pirates of the Caribbean), Patton Oswalt (Veep, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), Lili Taylor (Six Feet Under, American Crime) y Matt Walsh (Veep, Hung) se unen a Manhunt. Linklater y Taylor serán Abraham Lincoln y su esposa Mary.

Ricky Martin (The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story) y Josh Lucas (The Mysteries of Laura, Yellowstone) se unen a Mrs. American Pie. Lucas interpretará a Doug, el marido de Maxine (Kristen Wiig).

Amanda Peet (Brockmire, Studio 60) será Beth Gallagher, la esposa de Dan (Joshua Jackson), en Fatal Attraction.

Gregg Sulkin (Runaways, Faking It) será David, un piloto de ascendencia judía, en la segunda temporada de World on Fire.

Billy Boyd (The Lord of the Rings, Outlander), Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine (Heroes, Treme) y Julian Rhind-Tutt (Britannia, Harlots) se unen como recurrentes a Washington Black.

Danielle Macdonald (The Tourist, Unbelievable), Lil Rel Howery (The Carmichael Show, Rel) y Dascha Polanco (Orange Is the New Black, Russian Doll) se unen a Poker Face. Se desconocen detalles.

Seth Green (Robot Chicken, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) sustituye a Jim Gaffigan dando voz a Thunderbolt en la tercera temporada de Stargirl.

James D'Arcy (Agent Carter, Broadchurch) será Magnus,  el marido de Jo (Noomi Rapace), en Constelation.

Jake McDorman (Greek, The Right Stuff) será el rebelde ex de la monja (Betty Gilpin) que libra una batalla contra una poderosa inteligencia artificial en Mrs. Davis.

Augustus Prew (The Morning Show, Prison Break) y Mark Gatiss (Sherlock, Game of Thrones) interpretarán a Tony Adams y Larry Grayson en Nolly.

Alexa Mansour (The Walking Dead: World Beyond, Home Before Dark) será recurrente en la segunda temporada de Fantasy Island.

Emily Hampshire (Schitt's Creek, 12 Monkeys), Tymika Tafari, Whitmer Thomas (GLOW) y Amar Chadha-Patel (The Third Day, Willow) protagonizarán Slip junto a Zoe Lister-Jones.

Adrienne Warren (Women of the Movement) y Mia Isaac protagonizarán Black Cake. Warren será Benny, artista alejada de su familia e hija de una mujer que muere de cáncer en el siglo XXI, cincuenta años después de que una novia (Isaac) huyera de su boda en Jamaica tras asesinar al novio.

Henry Eikenberry (Euphoria) protagonizará The Crowded Room junto a Tom Holland, Amanda Seyfried y Emmy Rossum.

Amelia Clarkson (The Last Kingdom, Poldark) y Samuel Anderson (Doctor Who, Landscapers) protagonizarán Red Rose, serie de terror que explora la complicada relación entre los adolescentes y las redes sociales.

Aurora Perrineau (Prodigal Son, Chasing Life) se une como regular a KAOS. Será Riddy, un personaje relacionado con la historia de Orfeo.

Okeriete Onaodowan (Station 19, The Get Down) protagonizará Demascus. Será un hombre negro de treinta y tres años en una misión de autodescubrimiento en el mundo de la psiquiatría digital.

Mitchell Slaggert (Diablo Guardián, Wish Upon) se une como regular a la segunda temporada de The Sex Lives of College Girls. Será Jackson, atleta llegado de una universidad famosa por sus excesos.

Hannah Dodd (Harlots, Anatomy of a Scandal) sustituye a Ruby Stokes en el papel de Francesca en la tercera temporada de Bridgerton.

Lex Medlin (Drop Dead Diva) y Ariana Guerra (Helstrom, Promised Land) se unen como regulares a la segunda temporada de CSI: Vegas. Serán Beau, científico de investigación de Dow Chemical durante veinte años y nuevo miembro del CSI; y Serena, cínica hija de policías y hermana de médicos.

Alicia Hannah-Kim (Minx) será una sensei surcoreana en la quinta temporada de Cobra Kai.

Milo Mainheim (American Housewife, Zombies) será recurrente en la segunda temporada de Doogie Kamealoha, M.D. como Nico, adolescente que no para de salir y entrar de hospitales y vive la vida al límite.

Nuevas series

Jude Law (The Young Pope, The Talented Mr. Ripley) protagonizará Skeleton Crew, spin-off de Star Wars ambientado en la era de la Nueva República y centrado en un grupo de niños perdidos en la galaxia intentando volver a casa. Desarrollado por Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming, Final Destination 6).

Kerry Washington (Scandal, Little Fires Everywhere) y Delroy Lindo (The Good Fight, Get Shorty) protagonizarán y producirán Unprisoned, comedia de Onyx inspirada en la vida de Tracy McMillan, creadora de la serie. En ella, la vida de una terapeuta de parejas y madre soltera da un vuelco cuando su padre sale de prisión y se muda con ella y su hijo adolescente. Escrita por Yvette Lee Bowser (Dear White People, Living Single). Ocho episodios.

Brett Gelman (Fleabag, Stranger Things) protagonizará y producirá Entitled. Será Gabe, un viudo estadounidense que debe conocer a la familia inglesa de su mujer en su ruinosa mansión gótica del campo brit��nico. Ellos intentarán conseguir su afecto y su fortuna. Creada, escrita y producida por Matt Morgan (Mister Winner, The Mimic). Producen Harry y Jack Williams.

Amazon adaptará The Deviant's War, el libro de Eric Cervini (2020) sobre Frank Kameny, astrónomo del Departamento de Defensa de Estados Unidos en los años 50 que se convirtió en activista por los derechos de los homosexuales tras ser despedido por ser gay. Escrita por Matthew López (The Newsroom). Produce Brad Pitt.

ITV encarga Six Four, thriller de traición, secuestros, corrupción y una inflexible búsqueda de la verdad inspirado en la novela de Hideo Yokoyama (2012) y ambientado principalmente en Glasgow, donde desaparece la hija adolescente del detective Chris O'Neill. Protagonizado por Kevin McKidd (Grey's Anatomy, Roma) y Vinette Robinson (The A Word, Sherlock). Escrita por Gregory Burke (Entebbe). Cuatro episodios.

Hugh Bonneville (Downton Abbey, Paddington), Jack Lowden (Slow Horses, The Tunnel), Dominic Cooper (Preacher, Agent Carter), Charlotte Spencer (Sanditon, Glue), Emun Elliott (Guilt, Clique), Stefanie Martini (The Last Kingdom, Prime Suspect 1973), Sean Harris (The Borgias, The Green Knight), Ellora Torchia (The Split, Indian Summers) y Tom Cullen (Knightfall, Downton Abbey) protagonizarán The Gold, inspirada en la historia real del robo de Brink's Mat en 1983 y la cadena de acontecimientos que siguieron en las décadas posteriores, en BBC One. Escrita por Neil Forsyth (Guilt) y dirigida por Aneil Karia (Lovesick, Pure) y Lawrence Gough (The Last Bus, Misfits). Seis episodios.

Netflix desarrolla la adaptación del videojuego Horizon Zero Dawn, en el que una cazadora busca descubrir el pasado en unos Estados Unidos posapocalípticos habitados por criaturas robóticas.

Apple TV+ desarrolla una serie adaptación de Speed Racer producida por J.J. Abrams. Escrita y producida por Hiram Martinez (Snowpiercer, Get Shorty) y Ron Fitzgerald (Westworld, Weeds).

Apple TV+ ha encargado Las Azules, drama ambientado en los años 70 e inspirado en historias reales de la primera fuerza policial femenina de México. Seguirá a cuatro mujeres que descubrirán que su escuadrón es un truco publicitario para distraer a los medios de comunicación de la existencia de un asesino en serie. Protagonizada por Bárbara Mori (Rubí). Creada por Fernando Rovzar (Monarca) y Pablo Aramendi (El Internado, Los elegidos). Diez episodios.

Fechas

La segunda temporada de The Outlaws se estrena en BBC One el 5 de junio

Avoidance se estrena en BBC One el 10 de junio

Sherwood se estrena en BBC One el 13 de junio

Surface se estrena en Apple TV+ el 29 de julio

La segunda temporada de Power Book III: Raising Kanan se estrena en Starz el 14 de agosto

Andor se estrena en Disney+ el 31 de agosto

La sexta y última temporada de The Good Fight se estrena en Paramount+ el 8 de septiembre

Póster

        Tráilers y promos

Gotham Knights

The Bear

Rutherford Falls - Temporada 2

The Summer I Turned Pretty

Fairfax - Temporada 2

Three Women

American Gigolo

Man vs. Bee

Everything I Know About Love

Andor

All Rise - Temporada 3

Animal Kingdom - Temporada 6 y última

Irma Vep

Loot

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(Saison 14) Joe Perry (Saison 17) John Cena (Saison 06) John Cusack (Saison 10) Jon Stewart (Saison 01) Josh Brolin (Saison 16) Josh Duhamel (Saison 13) Josh Groban (Saison 12) Josh Hartnett (Saison 17) Judi Dench (Saison 07) Julie Andrews (Saison 16) Kanye West (Saison 06) Kate Hudson (Saison 03) Kate Upton (Saison 16) Katherine Heigl (Saison 16) Katherine Langford (Saison 18) Kathy Bates (Saison 13) Katie Couric (Saison 04) Katie Holmes (Saison 06) Keith Richards (Saison 02) Keith Urban (Saison 13) Kendall Jenner (Saison 07) Kendrick Lamar (Saison 11) Kesha (Saison 12) Kevin Bacon (Saison 07) Kevin Spacey (Saison 08) Kiefer Sutherland (Saison 03) Kim Basinger (Saison 11) Kim Kardashian (Saison 01) Kit Harington (Saison 20) Kobe Bryant (Saison 04) Kristen Bell (Saison 10) Kurt Russell (Saison 04) Kygo (Saison 19) Kylie Minogue (Saison 10) Lance Amstrong (Saison 09) Lauryn Hill (Saison 13) LeBron James (Saison 02) Lewis Hamilton (Saison 10) Liam Hemsworth (Saison 09) Liam Payne (Saison 17) Lindsay Lohan (Saison 01) Lionel Richie (Saison 06) Liv Tyler (Saison 16) Liza Minnelli (Saison 02) Lucy Liu (Saison 19) Marilyn Manson (Saison 02) Martha Stewart (Saison 19) Martin Lawrence (Saison 09) Mary J. 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Based on looks, Kiefer Sutherland could've played Dallas Winston.

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Globe, September 9

Cover: Queen Elizabeth ordered Jeffrey Epstein’s murder to protect Prince Andrew and save monarchy 

Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- Bryce Dallas Howard, Melanie Griffith, Mario Lopez 

Page 3: Richard Gere, Josh Brolin, Kristen Stewart 

Page 4: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are through 

Page 5: Miley Cyrus flaunts lesbian fling but Liam Hemsworth is seeing a girl too, wedding bells for Ryan Seacrest 

Page 6: Dolly Parton’s boobs are killing her 

Page 7: Michael Madsen ordered to complete community service in a hospital morgue, Wendy Williams barred from 50 Cent’s birthday bash 

Page 8: Kiefer Sutherland forced to postpone the European tour for his latest album due to injuries after he fell down the stairs of a double-decker bus, Ronda Rousey wowed her 9-1-1 series castmates by finishing out a scene after slamming her middle finger in a door breaking it and nearly severing the tip 

Page 9: New Patrick Swayze family feud explodes 

Page 10: Gwen Stefani orders Blake Shelton to quit eating meat and lose 20 lbs., Patricia Altschul gets sent risque pics by potential suitors, Mama June Shannon and her former jailbird beau Geno Doak selling everything in sight 

Page 11: Real Life 

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Sarah Hyland, John Cleese and wife Jennifer Wade, Amy Schumer hits back at troll who asked how she’d cope if her son Gene has Autism Spectrum Disorder, Kate Upton insults Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Gwyneth Paltrow’s new show The Politician deals with rich folks buying their way into college 

Page 13: John Travolta, Sharon Stone, Kourtney Kardashian posted an unretouched bathing suit shot, Mick Jagger insists hotels provide him with a brand-new mattress that’s been slept on by a staffer with the plastic wrap still on

Page 14: David Foster joined new bride Katharine McPhee on stage to comment on their age difference, Fashion Verdict -- Jenna Dewan, Jane Seymour, Kate Bosworth, Chrissy Teigen 

Page 16: Johnny Cash slept with June Carter’s sister, Heather Locklear sent to treatment instead of jail after plea over attacks on lawmen 

Page 17: Lena Dunham says she and ex Jack Antonoff were a total taste mismatch in the Brooklyn pad she totally decorated and furnished 

Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Liv Tyler, Mike Tyson burns through $40,000 worth of weed from his California cannabis ranch each month, Sharon Osbourne says husband Ozzy Osbourne wept after their son Jack revealed he was getting divorced 

Page 23: Khloe Kardashian wants to look like sister Kim Kardashian, Lamar Odom has quit porn and his new girlfriend Sabrina Parr says he’s scoring more in the bedroom, Robert De Niro sues ex-employee for Netflix binge while on the job 

Page 24: Cover Story -- The Queen executed Prince Andrew’s pal Jeffrey Epstein 

Page 26: Princess Beatrice puts wedding on hold because the Jeffrey Epstein scandal is too much for her 

Page 27: Prince Harry’s diva wife Meghan Markle would have made Princess Diana’s skin crawl 

Page 28: Larry King getting a deathbed divorce, Keanu Reeves has signed on for the 4th installment of The Matrix

Page 30: Health Report

Page 36: Dale Earnhardt Jr. and family cheat death in plane crash terror 

Page 38: Real Life 

Page 44: Straight Talk -- TV dad Todd Chrisley is a hypocrite 

Page 45: Tim McGraw and Faith Hill renewing vows on their 23rd anniversary 

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La recensione della terza stagione di Designated Survivor, la serie su Netflix

La recensione della terza stagione di Designated Survivor, la serie su Netflix

Cancellata dalla ABC, salvata da Netflix, la serie fantapolitica Designated Survivor è stata da poco distribuita sulla famosa piattaforma di streaming. Questa la nostra recensione.

Dopo aver combattuto non poco per affermarsi come legittimo Presidente degli Stati Uniti d’America, il sopravvissuto designato Tom Kirkman (Kiefer Sutherland) si troverà ad affrontare una nuova sfida, la…

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Kiefer Sutherland at Oak Point Park Amphitheater in Plano, Texas during the 21st annual Toyota Texas Music Revolution. (March 25th, 2017) [Color]

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Emmy 2017 Nominations:

In honor of the Emmy nominations being announced tomorrow morning, here’s a list of shows & actors I’d love to see be recognized for their great work this past TV year: [I am not covering every category]

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama:   Elisabeth Moss -  The Handsmaids Tale Viola Davis -  How to get away with Murder Pamela Rabe - Wentworth Robin Wright - House Of Cards Tatiana Maslany - Orphan Black

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama:

Kevin Spacey - House Of Cards Kyle Chandler - Bloodline Aaron Paul - The Path Kiefer Sutherland - Designated Survivor Sterling K Brown - This Is Us Milo Ventimiglia - This is Us

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama series:

Jack Falahee - How to get away with Murder Jeffrey Dean Morgan - The Walking Dead Hugh Dancy - The Path Kit Harington - Game of Thrones

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama series:

Wynona Ryder - Stranger Things Danielle Brooks - Orange is the New black Ann Dowd - Handmaids Tale Yvonne Strahovski - Handmaids Tale

Outstanding Drama Series:

The Handmaids Tale How To Get Away with Murder Wentworth 13 Reasons Why The Path Stranger Things This is Us Game of Thrones Bloodline

Outstanding Lead Actress in a comedy series:

Issa Rae - Insecure Catherine O’Hara - Schitts Creek Julia Louis Dreyfus - Veep Wendi McLendon Covey - The Goldbergs

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a comedy series:

Kate McKinnon - Saturday Night Live Anna Chlumsky - Veep Alison Williams - Girls

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a comedy series: Andrew Rennels - Girls Tony Hale - Veep Timothy Simons - Veep

Brian Tyree Henry - Atlanta

Outstanding Comedy Series

Veep Schitt’s Creek Atlanta Insecure Dear White People Orange is the New black

Outstanding Limited Series:

Big Little Lies Fargo The Young Pope Feud Black Mirror The Night Of

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited series:

Reese Witherspoon - Big Little Lies Nicole Kidman -Big Little Lies Bryce Dallas Howard - Black Mirror Jessica Lange - Fued Susan Sarandon - Feud

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited series:

Ewan McGregor - Fargo Jude Law - The Young Pope Riz Ahmed - The Night Of

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited series: Laura Deen - But Little Lies Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Fargo

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited series: David Thewlis - Fargo Alexander Skarsgard - Big Little Lies John Turturro - The Night Of

Outstanding Guest Actress in a comedy series:

Natasha Rothwell - Insecure Sally Phillips - Veep Becky Ann Baker - Girls

Who would like to see get a nomination?

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NOVECENTO Bernardo Bertolucci

TRAMA:

Quasi cinquant’anni di storia italiana (1901-1945), raccontati attraverso le vite di Alfredo e Olmo, amici separati dalla differenza di classe.

RECENSIONI:

È singolare che un film così dichiaratamente a tesi possa essere anche tanto spudoratamente divertente. Divertente, beninteso, se si ama la "macchina teatrale" in sé e per sé al punto da tollerare, in suo nome, oltre cinque ore di proiezione incentrate su una sola idea: quanto sono cattivi i padroni. Bertolucci è regista di notevole intelligenza e gusto (benché alcuni suoi film dimostrino il contrario), ma soprattutto è un artista divorato dall'ambizione (dagli esiti più o meno felici). In quest'opera tenta per così dire di salvare capra e cavoli (impegno e spettacolo, scegliete voi a che elemento della metafora abbinarli), raccontando mezzo secolo di vicende italiane, ma soprattutto di lotta di classe, in una cornice da melodramma, cinematografico e non (lo scenografo è Ezio Frigerio, nume del teatro lirico contemporaneo). Il film, dopo il flash forward del prologo, si apre con l'annuncio della morte di Verdi: ma la drammaturgia operistica (meglio, l'immagine enfatica e maliziosamente infedele che il senso comune si è costruito di essa) resta la cifra caratteristica dell'intera narrazione. Ben due personaggi al centro dell'intreccio (Alfredo e Attila) si chiamano come i protagonisti delle opere di Verdi, le musiche di Morricone si adeguano al clima di "intrattenimento culturale", tra sonorità stentoree e romantiche svenevolezze fuori tempo massimo, la fotografia di Storaro fa di tutto per sembrare uscita da una cartolina inizio secolo. Di fronte a questo circo equestre, fatto di masse oranti o minacciose, di contadini che ballano nel bosco mentre i signori lavorano nei campi, di massacri inspiegabili, di pause oniriche, si rimane per un po' sbalorditi, come bambini alla prima visione assoluta: almeno nella prima ora, Novecento è la dimostrazione pratica della potenza del cinema, oltre ogni contenuto e nonostante qualunque goffaggine o forzatura a livello di script. Ma poi ci si accorge che, dietro il trucco, il volto non è poi così intrigante: i personaggi sono tutti d'un pezzo, ottimi o pessimi (e, guarda caso, i pessimi fanno tutti una gran brutta fine), l'intreccio è risaputo, degno di un romanzetto rosa o di un testo scolastico edificante, il lusso della produzione è fastidiosamente ostentato, l'impaginazione data dalla regia un po' troppo leccata. Il vero problema di questo film non è l'inconciliabilità di spettacolo e idea, ma il dissidio insanabile tra pubblico e privato: mentre la politica, messa in scena secondo stilemi roboanti e pedestri (vedi il "Quarto Stato" sbattuto in primo piano all'inizio del primo atto e il "balletto rosso" del prefinale, tanto sgangherato da essere quasi un'involontaria icona dell'anticomunismo), lascia indifferenti o al massimo un po' irritati, l'amicizia che lega i due protagonisti, sottolineata dalla scena finale che letteralmente annulla il tempo e lo spazio, affascina e commuove. In mezzo a tante banalità, restano alcune trovate originali, realmente sovversive: vedi il nonno ed il nipote che "sparano" sugli altri membri della famiglia. Tra gli attori, solo alcuni riescono a non soccombere al ridicolo. De Niro, per una volta poco istrione, è perfetto, Laura Betti e Burt Lancaster, nonostante l'esilità delle rispettive parti, restano scolpiti nella memoria. Depardieu tutto sommato se la cava, Sutherland sfoggia un ghigno diabolico che lo rende spaventosamente simile all'imbranato Kiefer, la Sanda è una macchietta, la Sandrelli come al solito inascoltabile.

— Stefano Selleri

Nazione: Italia Anno Produzione: 1976 Genere: Drammatico Durata: 301' Interpreti: Gerard Depardieu, Robert De Niro, Burt Lancaster, Sterling Hayden, Dominique Sanda, Donald Sutherland, Alida Valli, Stefania Sandrelli, Romolo Valli, Laura Betti, Francesca Bertini. Sceneggiatura: Franco Arcalli, Bernardo Bertolucci, Giuseppe Bertolucci. Fotografia: Vittorio Storaro Musiche: Ennio Morricone

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James Fenimore Cooper

◊ Keanu Reeves's closed thumb

◊ Kelly Rutherford's cat pee thumb

◊ Shia LaBeouf's buttery thumb

◊ Kelly Clarkson's connected thumb

◊ Matthew Morrison's chocolaty thumb

◊ Nikki Reed's opulent thumb

◊ Brad Paisley's rough thumb

◊ James Denton's creamy thumb

◊ DJ Pauly D's supple thumb

◊ Hugh Dancy's concentrated thumb

◊ Teresa Giudice's green thumb

◊ Brandi Glanville's vanillin thumb

◊ Miranda Kerr's soft thumb

◊ Joshua Jackson's intellectually satisfying thumb

◊ Carrie Underwood's earthy thumb

◊ Derrick Rose's vanillin thumb

◊ Jay Lyon's full thumb

◊ Alexander Skarsgard's fleshy thumb

◊ Kiefer Sutherland's lees thumb

◊ Josh Lucas's oaked thumb

◊ Amanda Peet's austere thumb

◊ John Cusack's smokey thumb

◊ Gwen Stefani's fresh thumb

◊ Sean Combs's laser-like thumb

◊ Rose McGowan's austere thumb

◊ Bryce Dallas Howard's buttery thumb

◊ Camille Grammer's steely thumb