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Yeh "Mann" bhi kya mast chutiya cheez banake bheji bhai by god katai zeher koi aur drug ki zarurat hi nahi bc
#Matlab raat ko 4bje#Mujhe#BIHAR JANA HAI?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!#BIHAR!!!#KYU?!?#Your guess is as good as mine👍#Yeh bhagwan aur universe aur mere mann ke aapas ki baat hai👍#They didn't feel like including me#They just told me#Ki chalo#😀
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I love how my sst ma'am transitioned from nazi Germany to car brands to UAE to jab unhone hamare class ke students ko cigarette phookte hoye dekha 💀
#But yaha pe toh aise hi ek Banda bike chalata rahega aur uske picche dusre ladka ek baitha hog#Cigarette leke aur dono ek saath chill way mein cigarette phook rahe honge. Na *insert name*?#Chalo chalo mere liye thodi clapping kar do#Kyunki Jo baat Maine bolni thi vo baat Maine aakhir mein nikal hi di :D#Nazism waala chapter chal rha tha#But then unhone achanak se pooch liya ki German car brands kon kon si hai#Aur phir unhone smoothly transition Kiya to her trip uae#Phir unhone bataya ki vha pe there are some platforms or something (I dunno the exact term) jaha pe bande jaake smoke karte hai#To avoid litter on the road or something#Then she just casually dropped the sentence#And then unhone utna vo baat nahi uthayi (uss bande ko alag se bulakar one on one baat ki tho-)#But she then just came back to the front of the class with a big smile and said#I love her so much.
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Your very own, Ms. Silence queen
Farewell, batch of 23-24
2010-2024, 14 saal ke baad finally school khatam ho raha hai
I would cry par makeup kharab go jayega
As shinchan would say, ab meri itni bhi tareef mat karo🤭
Kehna padega aaj toh meri khoobsurati ka koi thikana hi nahi
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BHAI MERA CBSE NAHI HAI SO IM EVEN MORE SCARED KI SSC WILL BE OUT SOON DJSKJDKSKDLDF
— WHAT RHE FUCK SKAKAKAKS MINE JS CBSE LOL MERA RESULT TO AA GYA AUR MTLB THEEK HI HA 89 BUT UTNA ACCHA BHI NHI HA MERI TO APNI MATHS KI TEACHER SE MILNE KA SOCH KE FAT RHI HA BRO
#lekin chalo ab chen ki saas to li bro#good luck val you have all my blessings 🙏#also im sorry fkr ghe late reply#💬.mail !#🫶.val !
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I LIKE DANDIYA , I LIKE GARBA
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA PARTY
@celesteablack
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FOR MUTUALS AND ONLY MUTUALS, NOT CREEPY OLD MEN: lmk if you want my discorddd
hello hi namastey and pranam ji
I'm just another kanha ji ki fangirl who doesn't know what she's doing here in this world. I don't really know how to make intro posts since I've never made one before but imma try anyways because I really do want to be part of the desi Tumblr community!
Okay first of all, I couldn't do a moodboard so I made a shuffle:
I think that covers me well. Anywho
▫️My goal is to live a life that Oscar Wilde would be proud of
▫️Love love love poetry, literature, mythology, philosophy and the likes
▫️Think art is innately human and neither can be separated from the other
▫️Desi girl not as in "who's the hottest girl in the world" but rather as in "gifted child burn out"
▫️Complete nerd. Down to the bone. The type that gets high off the scent of books. Part of many, many and many fandoms
▫️INFJ
▫️ Unapologetic Arctic Monkeys fan, The Car is my love
▫️ Music is life. I have over 68 playlists at the moment with the weirdest names and ultra specific moods (the difference in which no one other than me can figure out). So yeah, my music taste is wayyy too vast for me to even try to describe
▫️Kala Khatta supremacy
▫️Kanha ji bhakt obvi 🧡🦢🪈
▫️ Pride and Prejudice is my comfort novel
▫️ DMs open for mutuals.
▫️ No, 30 year old man, I do not wish to speak with you.
Okay chalo bahut ho gya iske alawa to bol bol ke bhi kitna bol lungi main
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abey tere se zyada gaali aati hai lekin socha thoda sa control karna chahiye varna tu rone lag jayegi or bhaagwan bhi na bacha payega tujhe Tereko kya lagta hai re chaar word bolkr tu god ki favorite ban jaayegi hahaha tum log toh kind banne ka natak karte the na hare Krishna hare ram kahan gaya woh drama... Don't try to act morally superior because everyone knows how Hinduism has treated women like you. Ab yeh mt bolna ki thum log toh devi swroop ho arey swarg se waapis aao apsara idhr tum log sirf ek cheez ki trh ho jiska istemaal kiya jaata hai taaki tumko control karke dharm ke name pe ullu bana sake......ek baar khud manusmriti padhna arey but vedas me toh mentioned ki ladies log ko apne scriptures nhi padhna chahiye or shrimad bhagwad geeta me toh mentioned h
"Those who are of demonic nature, who are sinful, cruel, and who hate others, I cast them again and again into demonic wombs." (Bhagavad Gita 16.19-20)
"Women have no right to study the Vedas. That is why their Sanskaras (rites) are performed without Veda Mantras. Women have no knowledge of religion because they have no right to study the Vedas. The uttering of Veda Mantras, and seeing the Vedic rituals, is futile for women." (Mahabharata, Anushasana Parva)
Chalo delusional raho kyunki Hinduism Better hai pisslm se waise it's not really healthy to eat gobar and drink gaumutra everyday.
I don't need to be gods favourite. Aur itna paath matt padha, thike? SiGmA mAlE aaya bada...waisi gaali mai roz sunti hu to jitni bakk ni hai bakk de saale. Mujhe jitni gaaliya aati hai maine to uska aadha bhi nhi likha chutiye. Thodi si gaali kya suna fi tu to rone na laga be saale
😂🤣LMFAOOOO CRYBABY!!
WOMP TO THE FUCKING WOMP!
I ain't reading all that shit, because if you know SO MUCH, then why do you try to disrespect women? Go fuck yourself and cry on your mommy's lap- oh wait! You can't! Cuz you LOVE disrespecting the feminine race!
Don't be a coward and fucking reveal yourself. Stop sending anon asks if you are so brave.
Talk to much 🤢🤮🙄😒
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welcome back bhaiyaa!!!!! Chalo chai peene chalte hain baaki mutuals ke saath 💌🧿
Areeee chay k liye kabhi mana kar skte hai kyaa
Sorry for the late reply but here I'm tagging all my fvrt mutuals for chai.
Let's have a chai get together.
तो अर्ज़ किया है की
जैसे-जैसे दिन अपनी शोभा बढ़ाता है,
चाय का आकर्षण एक स्थायी निशान छोड़ जाता है,
प्रत्येक छंद में, प्यार और गर्मजोशी जुड़ जाती है,
जो क्षणों को शानदार बना देती है।
@biharanbitch @aahanna @hi-avathisside @pyaari-naari @wizardcherryblossom @kabhi-kabhi-aditya @shadowseductress @talesinmyhead040122 @dontwakeup-ishu @main-hun-hi-nahin-iss-duniya-ki @happyliving-blog @khudkifavourite @alhad-si-simran @hehehuhuhihi @journalsofanaesthete @mishrisugar @anarkali-disco-chali @intellectual6666 @dillegaikudigujaratni @humapkehaikaun @happinessxcore @bluesuitcrusade @secretandpurplememories @vibewithhana @udankhatolaa @iluv4my @iluvthesky @saturnspeaksss @taurusmoon2008 @bandi-siddhi-sadi-si @vomentallyunstableladka @ek-ladki-bheegi-bhaagi-si @oldersiblingcurse @premika-hu @hum-aapke-koi-nahi @kyayarpriyanka @taurusmoon2008 @sweaters-n-socks @linesandlattes @nainasfuneral @aurkitnarulaoge @tothemoonandbacklove @tooflessshii @i-am-just-a-girli @oyeevarnika @nipsyyy @gulbaarii @sassy-harry @adrakwaalichai @dilhhindustani
#shyam k mutuals#shyam ki baatein#pyari bahena#kanha sakhi🌸#chai aur ku6 baatein#chai lovers#chai get together
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Jis hisab se accounts ki tayari chal rahi hai future mea business ke naam pe Maggie ka thela he khol paogi (chalo chai ke thele se aage toh badi )
🤡😭💀
#accounts naa ho pari#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi teen#desi side of tumblr#spilled thoughts#desi#desi tag
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Chalo...
Ek baat toh malum hogyi
@kissi-shayar-ki-ghazal is such a pretty girlll tho🌸>>
Her smile~
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that part in sheila ki jiwani is so prongsfoot !!!!!
sirius: i dont love you like that 😒
james: chalo yahaan se nikal, tujhe sab laa doonga, kadmo mein teray lag jag laa doonga, khwaab mai kardunga pooray na rahenge adhoore you know i wanna love you like that
( translation : c'mon, let's get out of here, i'll bring you everything, i'll bring the world to your feet, i'll fulfill your dreams, i won't leave one incomplete )
sirius: whatever 🙄🤭
#more song incorrect quotes needed tbh#why isnt this a thing#theyre in LOVE#desi prongsfoot shippers interact i beg of you#mauraders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#moth's own#the marauders#marauders era#marauders#sirius black#the marauders era#sirius orion black#hp marauders#prongsfoot#james x sirius#bambibelle#james potter x sirius black#sirius x james#sirius black x james potter#sirius and james#james and sirius#james potter and sirius black#sirius black and james#padfoot and prongs#prongs and padfoot#incorrect quotes#marauders incorrect quotes
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Certain fandom and their president
When the topic is ishman:- 😑😡😡🤬
When the topic is their fvrt(shub-sara):-😍😍💞💞💞
Chalo start karte hai:-
To vo jo comment tha jiska ko ne reply Kiya vo comment bhai ek funny comment tha aur vo fandom mai reh jaata baat khtm thi but blud decided to puta a show .
Ha theek hai uska pov bhi vi ki shub got a life and we can't judge him blah blah blah , kyuki jo hume dikhta hai vo sirf 1pc hota hai maximum baaki hume literally kuch nhi pta. but the way he putted the things says so much bout him man was soo pressed aisa tha ki pta nhi aisa kya bol diya 💀💀.
Bhai ko jokes ka nhi pta .
Mera pehle ye tha ki bola rude tareeke se but theek bola hai like agr vo comment popular ho jaata (jiska chance sirf 0.1 pc tha ) to dikkat ho jaati, kyuki pta hi hai media aur ict fans ka . But bhai vo ek fandom ki cheez thi . Aise to usne Tumblr dekh liya to kya sabki ID bnd karwaega kya .
But thanks to him the thing is now popular. maine fer Tumblr khola then I got to know bout the other side and they are not wrong . And when you know all perspective tb cheeze jyada clear hoti hai . So here I am . Rai ka pahad bna diya hai usne .
Many are saying he is homophobe , then it's his problem not ours blud needs to fix his brain.
Bhai ko ye mazaak itna serious lg gya inke liye mazaak to vo hai jb pura stadium sara sara krta hai . He be like ohh they are doing this in funny way , even when the team officials told them to stop with the chants . Tb to isne ek statement vi nhi di 💀💀 agenda king. But ek comment itna lg gya .
Aur fer isne ek newspaper waale ko vi bash kara like theek hai , agr ye iske uss comment pai reply krne ke baad hai tb you guyss know ki aisa isne isliye kiya taaki koi ye na boley ki baaki cheeze nhi dikhti , safe play you know. Mereko batana ki usne ye pehle Kiya tha ya baad mai.
Mereko to ye pura ek stunt lg rha hai kyuki jb saare unko psnd kr rhe hai to isko kya dikkat hai including them also . Ya fer Ishu se hoga kuch.
Aur iss sbka fayda hua hai ek certain fandom ko cause their president didn't bashed thier fvrt. Aur bolega vi kese achi frnd jo hai vo.
Dekho mai kisi ko hate nhi krti mujhe koi frk nhi pdhta koi kya kr rha hai
Aur apna view share karo aur tamasha dekho bss 😌😌😌 .
Bhai kl tk itna khush they aaj ye bakchodi ho gyi 💀
Toodles, tum log vi apne vichar batana , aur agr mera koi point tumko acha na lga ho vo vi batana 💞😍😍😍
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Haha. Yeah. Since, the first time that i read the show's name this song was the only one which popped in my mind and i thought that really now itv is picking up names from old songs. Like. Wtf? Originality? Creativity? Nah. Let's go for mehendi hai rachnewali; ghum hai kisi ke pyaar mein; suraj hua maddham, chaand jalne laga etc.
Hi. So. I created another blog.
It's on the itv show "Chaand Jalne Laga". So.
Basically i got to know about this show from @jalebi-likes posts on this show in her blog. But, since then I was ignoring it actually, untill she posted a set of GIFs of that show yesterday(you might have already see it.) and a convo sparked there. Altho, the whole time I was just trying to please her but the more reluctant she became towards the idea of watching the show past episode 45 the more curious I became to know what did actually happen after Episode 45 or after episode 49 past some 3 minutes 28 seconds (i think? The precision tho, lol.) And then finally when she posted about having to leave tumblr or something like that. And guess what. I took it as a challenge. So. Here we are. With a blog account. And i also told her that not only i would be able to watch the whole show but also i would come alive and absolutely fine. So. Yeah. I would be Live Blogging the show coz I want to talk about so many things in the first episode only dammit. Aajao. Let's do it.
P.S. : Also, this challenge thing and all it's just for fun okay? We are not fighting something. Just kidding around, so enjoy it. Don't mis-inderstand this. Lol. Bye.
#cjl#chand jalne laga#haha#lol#but i soon realised that they have a beautiful ost attaching it with the name#then i thought ki chalo creativity is okay#its there#so yeah
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Tell some more jokes
Chalo kisi ko to kadar hai mere jokes ki😭😭🫂
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo incident
They put me in the ICU
@chal-jeete-hai @raindropsofloev @hauxicrook @oosajnire @bandarrrrr
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Chalo ji ..haldi toh done ab ...sab ke sab jo paagalo ki tarah bheege ho ...jaao acche relax karlo and take a good bath ...warna pata chala raat ko shaadi mei peele pad ke aaoge ...ab hum milenge araam se raat mei ...jiss cheez ka sabse zyada intezar hai uss cheez le liye ...humare brother ki dulhan .
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Ye Ishq hai ya kuch aur hai
Arshi Poolside Moment
Epi 25
"Sometimes reaching out and taking someone's hand is the beginning of a journey..."
>>>>>❤️<<<<<
A dreadful night drenching him completely with burning memories. A girl in red made him halt his tracks of life for the very first time, and his heart an unknown tune along with his heartbeat. He had no idea it was her heartbeat mixing with his own. She was unaware, too, along with him. But he was enraged over this, and not only that, but he was furious over saving her in the rain as well.
Whose fault is that?
It was hers...His brain denied his heart, but his heart was pinching his brain constantly.
How dare she has this much power over him to make him restless?
Walking back and forth, he was immersed in her thoughts, in his own guilt for making her suffer this much, but his brain had this big NO written all over for the acceptance over anything, so he called La to get Khushi Kumari Gupta's number who was the reason of his restless state of mind.
Ye Ishq hai ya kuch aur hai
Yaa Bas Khali Khali shor hai
Well, his ears got entangled with something very different.
Chalo Maiya ke Bhavan ...Bhavan
Ah, these suit Khushi's personality yet fit on him right now as he was proceeding towards her, and she was instigating his hopes by admitting falsely that " hum aap hi ke phone ka intezaar kar rahe thay..." I was waiting for your phone call.." Like, really, Khushi?
While he was adamant about making her life hell...
"ittni asaani se chain ki saans nahin laine doonga?
"I won't let you breathe peacefully...Khushi Kumari Gupta."
Was he complaining or stating his own state of mind?
"Ji? Aap Kaun?"
Who are you?
How dare she? How dare she forget me that easily? The one who was the reason for my sleepless night? That nonchalant attitude of her enraged him a little more, and he demanded her to be awake along with him by assigning her overnight unnecessary work. It was pretty much obvious, and he wanted to see her, talk to her, yell at her and much much more but being a BOSS. Of course, he wouldn't accept her effect on him.
"If your nonsense has reached its end, then do what I said...and tomorrow morning reach my home at 7 am sharp" Well, a man who didn't want to see her in his office was inviting her over to his home. Interesting...He couldn't sleep either. A silhouette in red was hovering over his brain while he was tossing and turning, even turning off the light wasn't helpful.
"Every man somewhere in the world has a woman who was created just for him. She is not better than the others, but she’s the only one he really needs. And every woman, too, has such a man; But very few lucky people meet each other." ~Boris Akunin~
The day reached with a revelation to Khushi that the fire and the water live under one roof. Anjali, such a sweet person, is living with that Alligator? Even HP couldn't resist denying that I guess.😆
The second revelation was when she stumbled upon the beast's den, where he was busy nurturing and watering the plants so diligently. A true "What the!" moment for her.
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He stumbled while turning around, and she dropped the typewriter to save him. Well, he was saving her as well, you know.😆 They both claimed it after falling for each other or saving each other, and it is a really complicated issue, but not for Anjali, who hid her laugh.
Well, she wasn't the only one who was stunned. He wasn't expecting her there either. He must be thinking of her coming into the living area where he could see her, yell at her, and say "Get out", but things got a bit daring here
The second revelation was like a fire on ice when Anjali dropped a bomb on his ears, telling him that Khushi was also here in Shantivan.
What the hell? How dare she?
An astonishing look followed by a killing and devilish stare at her like he was gauging her moves, thinking of her as a real culprit here, like a gold digger. He had no idea she was wondering too that Chote is the one who is allergic to sweets as well when she heard his name for the very first time from Nani. She didn't want to cross his line [ Arnav's rekha] either.🤣 I mean his shadow, a venomous one whose hiss she could feel and hear from miles.
Anjali invites her over for breakfast and the very first blessing they both received together. "May God bless you both!"
God Bless dono ko!!!
Nani picked the right vibes here. Were you getting wet in the rain like Chote, Khushi bitiya?
Yes, Naniji, Bitwa and bitya are sailing in the same boat...
They both were getting drenched again in the pool of that drenching night...or you can say that they had been inundated with complaints from their eyes.
Arshi poolside moments
#arshi#IPKKNDepisode25#khushi kumari gupta#arnavkhushi#ipkknd#arnav singh raizada#my ipkknd gifs#arnav kissing khushi
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