#Kenny G

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

🦕 Tea time at senseicake.official - 先生せんせい手作千層 (Mr Sensei Handmade Layer Cake) /高雄新光店

˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ yummy 😋 美味しい

🎧 💕 Kenny G /心靈的'嚮往 The Soul Of The Yearning

01 回家 02 茉莉花 03 你是我的女人 04 愛無止境 05 愛你一世 06 梁祝 07 二泉映月 08 青島 09 望春風 10 人鬼情未了 11 綠袖子 12 美女和野獸 13 瞬間 14 爵士

[shiftythrifting]

1. Threat shirt

2. Bear lamp that looks like he's huffing paint

3. Kenny G Keeping It Saxy board game??

4. Scary Peter Pan doll (I guess?)

5. I'm with creepy

6. Deadpool shirt

7.uhhhhhhhhh... monke.

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[tomboyjessie13-artblog]

TW: Scopophobia and Yandere behavior

I am very sorry for disappearing for the last few days, it's just I've been working on this for the last few days before Halloween, it took two all nighters in a span of three days, but it's done...I did take a long nap before uploading though.

That being said, as you would've guessed by the previous drawings I did, I've been on an Eris Raitt(my Jojo OC) kick since mid-October because I wanted to draw her for Halloween, this creepy drawing was to celebrate it... or just to creep out my followers who don't celebrate it lol

Anyways, the story here is that the servants(including my other Jojo OC Medea) felt a sudden chill in the air, like something bad has entered the mansion and is suffocating them, so they went to the third-floor bedroom to warn DIO of this bad feeling, only to find that the bedroom door was slightly open.

Medea pulled the door open and found a frightening sight:

Eris Raitt has snuck into the mansion and was inside the room caressing a sleeping DIO's face, even worse; when she felt like she was being watched, Eris looked at the servants while making a very disturbing expression akin to that of a ghost in a Japanese horror story*, possibly caused by her Stand power.

Needless to say, three of the servants were absolutely terrified by the display and couldn't move as they're paralyzed by her eyes.... except for Vanilla Ice, he was more angry at DIO's space being invaded than he is scared of Eris herself and was ready to sic his Stand [Cream] after her butt over this discretion.

Thankfully DIO woke up to the noise and angrily yelled at everyone to get out of his room, he started locking the doors from now on.

*I may or may not have based Eris' expression off of Hachishakusama

Medea King and Eris Raitt belong to me

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? ("Goodwin, please stop doing this" edition)

I could've made this absolutely disgusting, but I'm gonna hold back for now because when there's a chance the person might actually see it, I kinda wanna ease them into the cesspool that is this blog.

My god, imagine me writing a crackfic about Dan. Where would that even go? Him using the vibrations of a guitar to pleasure an anthropomorphic stegosaurus? Him using his long, beautiful curls as rope to tie up Yoda's nutsack, cutting off the circulation until it drops off? Who knows?

[djevilninja]

Two hearts, two of a kind; Love at first sight - why do they say love is blind? Slow down, we don’t have to move fast, ‘Cause the love that is real is made to last.

Smokey Robinson feat Kenny G - One Heartbeat

*slow motion, baby

[tomboyjessie13]

~Tales in the dark Rain~ Prologue

Giza Cafe - The Pyramids August, Afternoon

It was a regular summer afternoon in Egypt's capital, the great pyramids and the Sphinx stand tall over the desert sand, there was also a desert cafe stationed by them full of alcohol, hookas, and of course gambling, the latter being illegal in the country.

But the owner, Daniel J. D'Arby doesn't care, he was a gambling addict and one of DIO's top 3 money launderers next to Madam Sharona and Murphy, he'll keep playing no matter what. But not today however, because while was working at the bar as the radio plays...

J. D'Arby: *Cleaning the glasses at the bar*...... *Suddenly felt a chill and started shivering* Brrr... That's odd, why is there a cold breeze in the middle of summer?... *Sees the clouds forming* Hm?

Radio: *Switches from the music channel to loud beeps from Egypt's EAS*

Everyone in the cafe: *Turns their attention to the radio*

Radio: *Then a woman on the radio spoke:* We interrupt this program to announce that our Meteorologists had discovered that a severe storm that's been affecting Greece and Turkey since yestarday has made it's way to Egypt, and will hit coastal cities up north such as Alexandria.

Eris' Apartment - Downtown Cairo

Meanwhile in downtown, Eris was in the middle of feeding her pet boa snake Bonnie in her witchcrafting room when she heard the weather announcement on her TV.

TV: We've also been informed that this storm is big enough to reach in land and create strong winds that have the potential to stir up sand storms in the desert, and it will hit cities southward such as Suez and Cairo.

Eris: *Calmly puts her snake back in the terrarium and goes to grab a potion bottle filled with green liquid from her mini fridge, the tag reads: "Needs thunderbolt and blast of wind"* Finally, one of my potions will be complete. *Opens bottle and puts it on an open window sill before going to water her plants*

Airport lobby - International Cairo Airport

Meanwhile at the Airport, Midler had just stepped out of one of the gates connected to her plane alongside a bunch of disgruntled travelers, suitcase in hand and irritation on her face.

Midler: *Irritated* I can't believe they cancelled my flight! I got a mission to get to! *She then sees the TV in the lobby, playing the news*

TV: Do not be alarmed, just prepare for potential floods, power outages, and cancelled flights, bring in as many animals as you can, and drive slowly when out on the road.

Mider: Ugh! Stupid weather! *Sighs* Oh well, I'll just hang around for a bit, hopefully Lord DIO would be understanding. *Leaves the building and starts waving at the street* Yoohoo! Taxi!

Giza Cafe - The Pyramids

Radio: Thank you for your time, and be safe out there.*Does more loud beeps before playing music again, thus ending the EAS*

J. D'Arby: Huh, well that explains a lot. *Turns off the radio, turns to his remaining costumers* Alright ya'll, you heard the lady, there's a nasty sand storm coming so we're gonna to be closed for a while until further notice, everybody go home.

Costumers: *They do as he says, some understanding, others begrudgingly*

J. D'Arby: *To his bartender* Help me close up shop, will ya? I don't want my wares being damaged by the storm. *Goes to put the tables and chairs away with his Stand* 

Bartender: Yes sir. *Starts putting away the beverages and hookahs into a safer spot*

Khan el-Khalili - Islamic Cairo

In the Bazaar, Oingo and his little brother Boingo were browsing through the many shops of the labyrinth looking for someone, Oingo walked out of one of the buildings.

Boingo: Is he in?

Oingo: No, this Muhammad Avdol guy still isn't here, and I can't find his passport or suitcase either, I think he left Egypt entirely.

Boingo: I was afraid of that, Mr. DIO's not going to be happy about this. *Reads [Thoth]* Huh?

Oingo: *Rubs back of neck* Tell me about it, guess we can kiss this month's rent money goodbye...*Chills* Brrr, why is it getting cold?

Boingo: I think I know why, big bro. *Shows him the prediction from [Thoth]* A sand storm's coming to Cairo any minute now.

Oingo: *Shocked* Oh shit! Come on we gotta get outta here. *He picks up his Boingo and starts running in the direction of the mansion as thunder begins clapping from the distance*

D'Arby’s game room, DIO's Mansion

It has been a few days since Kakyoin was taken in by DIO, his wounds have recovered nicely, but the "skin tag" on his forehead was giving Medea the creeps. Regardless though, she really enjoys the boy's company, even moreso when watching him and D'Arby duking it out on "Street Fighter" in the latter's basement(which is now taking the form of an Kyoto Imperial Palace)

Kakyoin: *Making some sick combos as Ryu*

T. D'Arby: *Dodges them as Zangief before going for another strike* I must admit, Kakyoin, you are an impressive fighter. 

Kakyoin: What can I say? I've done a lot of practice with my Stand as a gaming partner.

T. D'Arby: I can see that... if we're betting souls instead of playing casually, then yours would make a-

Medea: *Irritated* D'ARBY! Don't even think about it! 

T. D'Arby: It was hypothetical. <_<

Kakyoin: I do not appreciate being objectified like that, D'Arby. >_>

T. D'Arby: Really? Well do you appreciate me destroying you with these sick combos? *Makes the aforementioned combos that kills Ryu* 

Kakyoin: *Shocked* What!?

TV: "ZANGIEF WINS!"

T. D'Arby: I win >:-3 

Medea: Hey no fair, you distracted him! 

T. D'Arby: I distract no one, he did that himself.

Medea: That's it. *Takes the controller from the third chair* Move over, Kakyoin, I'm about to kick his ass with Chun Li.

T. D'Arby: *Nosebleeds a little* Chun Li, who can resist such a beauty with strapping thighs? ~<3

Kakyoin: *Looks at him in disgust* 

Medea: *Also disgusted* Pervert. *Starts the game, but just as she did, the lights started flickering*

Kakyoin: *Looks up* Hm?

T. D'Arby: May the best player win, King.

Medea: Ditto.

TV: "ROUND 1, FIGHT!" 

Medea and T. D'Arby: *Starts duking it out* 

Kakyoin: *Sees the lights flickering again* Uh guys, I think there's something wrong with the-

~ALL THE LIGHTS AND TVS WENT OFF~

Kakyoin: Lights.

T. D'Arby: *Panics* No...No no! *Starts shaking his TV* NO! NOOOOOO!

Medea: Dude, chill the fuck out! Something must've happened that caused a black out. *Whistles* Yo Kenny!

Kenny G: *Appears from the crawl space* Yeah?

Medea: What's going on out there?

Front door A few seconds later

Everyone was staring out into the blustering weather at the door, it was already raining and yellow from the dust, causing Pet Shop to take cover in the trees.

T. D'Arby: *Shocked* A dust storm!? In the middle of summer!?

Enyaba: *Calm* I got a call from your brother just before the power outage, he told me that the downpour that's been affecting Turkey and Greece recently has made its way to Northern Egypt, it's big enough to reach as far as Cairo, thus causing this dust storm. The wind is also strong enough to knock out the worn-out power lines in several poor neighborhoods, *points at one that's been tipped over by the wind* including ours.

Vanilla Ice: So we have no power? 

Enyaba: I'm afraid so.

T. D'Arby: *Devastated* NOOOOOOOOO! *Fell on his knees* My Street Fighteeeeeeer! TToTT

Vanilla Ice: *Flat* Take it easy, it's just a game. <_<

Medea: Well, that's bogus, but I'm not really surprised. Islamic Cairo's one of the oldest and poorest areas in the city that suffers from neglect and decay despite its rich history, also doesn't help that Lord DIO's Vampiric vibes scared away the tourists, it was only a matter of time before things started falling apart.

Kakyoin: Indeed, it is quite sad.

Enyaba: *Enters inside* We'll mourn for the lost of it's historical value later, but right now we gotta figure out how to save the food in the refrigerator, without power, they'll spoil.

Kenny G: *Counting his fingers as he follows her* The non-refrigerated goods are probably ok, but the produce and frozen waffles are going to need an ice cooler.

Midler: *Outside the gates* HEY! LET ME IN! 

Medea: What the? Rose, is that you!?

Midler: Yeah, it's me! Now let me in! 

Medea: *Grabs an umbrella, goes out into the rain, and opens the gate* I thought you were heading for Scotland.

Midler: *Goes under the umbrella and walks with her* I was, but my flight got canceled at the last minute because of this stupid weather.

Medea: Yeesh, that sucks. *To T. D'Arby* Hey Telence, if you're done sulking, how about grabbing some towels from the bathroom?

T. D'Arby: *Gets up while sniffling* Of course. TT^TT *Goes*

Medea: *Turns and sees Oingo running to the mansion with Boingo in toll, now soaking wet from the rain* Hm? Oh my god! 

Oingo: *Panting* Hah! hah! hah! hah! Thanks for leaving the gates open, hah! hah! hah! 

Midler: You two are soaking wet. 

Boingo: *Shivering* W-w-w-we got c-c-c-c-c-caught up while l-l-l-l-ooking for A-A-A-Avdol.

Medea: The Magician? No luck finding him?

Oingo: *Walks inside* No, I think he ran off for good, I can't find his passport.

Midler: Aw, too bad, I was looking forward to having another cute face around~

Medea and Kakyoin: *Looks at her weirdly* >_> <_<

~HORSE NEIGHING IN THE DISTANCE~

Kakyoin: *Hearing this* Is that a horse?

Midler: *Sees Hol Horse trotting to the mansion on his horse, another person seems to be holding onto him* Hey, Hol Horse~

Hol Horse: *Stops his steed* Howdy, ladies. Hope you don't mind me camping out here for a bit.

Medea: I supposed since everyone else is doing it, but I don't think DIO would appreciate you having a live horse in the mansion.

Hol Horse: Don't worry, I brought a sun shelter for that. *Gets off and starts setting up the sun shelter* By the way, I found this little guy hiding in a mosque from the rain, he claims that he's acquainted with Enyaba and needed to see her.

???: *He slowly got off the horse as he shivered, he has short pink hair, brown eyes, and freckles*

Medea: *Worried* Hey, are you ok, kid?

???: *Shivering* Y-yeah, just wasn't e-e-expecting r-r-rain.

Kakyoin: *Shrugs* Summer rain, you can never predict them.

Oingo: *Nodding*

Enyaba: *Returns* Oh, we got company? *Sees Hol Horse* Well hello there, Hol Horse. How's my son doing?

Hol Horse: *Feigning kindness* Oh he's uh alright, he wanted to hang back for a bit, so I'm left to fend for myself for a while. But he told me to say "hi" to you.

Enyaba: *Happy* Oh my sweet baby~ ^3^

Everyone but Kakyoin and the pink haired kid: *Gave a look of disgust*

Kakyoin and ???: *Looks on in confusion*

Enyaba: *Sees the pink haired kid* Hm? Why if it isn't Mr. Doppio! I was expecting you today!

Doppio: *Smiles* Buongiorno, Signora. It's great doing business with you aga-*Sneezes* Mi scusi.

T. D'Arby: *Returns with the towels* Here TT^TT *Gives one to Doppio*

Enyaba: Come, come, Lord DIO is expecting your visit. *She leaves for the upper floors*

Doppio: *Drying himself off* Of course, *To T.D'Arby* grazie. *Follows Enyaba*

Oingo: *Whispers to Medea as he dries off* That Italian kid works for the guy who gave Enyaba the Stand arrows.

Medea: *Nodding* Ooooh.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Sorry for being very late, I kind of developed a writer's block because of the events that happened this November that caused me to procrastinate. But it's finally done.

BTW, the dust storm here was inspired by a real dust storm that happened my hometown recently on November 11th.

[dozydawn]

[kazekothestrange]

Finally scored one of the JoJo wafers that comes with a sticker, and who did I get... But fucking Kenny G X'DD

I was hoping for my husband, but I got Mariah's instead

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

🏮HAPPY MOON FESTIVAL 🌕 中秋節快樂HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL🏮

🌕 中秋節快樂 🏮 Happy Moon Festival 🥂

[nerdyperday]

Day 3018 Kenny G. (2-bit)

[tomboyjessie13-artblog]

Remember this status I wrote 2 days ago? Link

Yeah, it turns out I already had a screenshot edit in my Paint.Net 7 months ago, but never finished it because I was horribly lazy and didn't feel like using the program at the time. But then when I remembered the screenshot edit I did last month, it caused me to remember this one, thus pushing me to finish it.

Anyways, I got the inspiration from this Tumblr post by @iceicewifey: Link

I never did any drawings of her with DIO's house servants together, instead drew them separately, so I thought it be a good idea to draw her with the boys together and being cool and evil looking doing it since at that point she's DIO's housemaid.

Sorry if she stood out a little too much, I tried my best to make her look like she belongs in the environment, but it wasn't easy to do, also didn't help that the screenshot came from a pixilated Adult Swim clip that got recorded to YT(hence the small icon edit behind Medea's body).

[domquixotedospobresblog]

When a heart is free for a long time, its owner runs a great risk of being easily deceived by beautiful words and verses that fit well into the sad story she carries about loves back then. An opportunistic man, as has happened here sometimes, may want to approach this fragility with less than half-truths. He only needs gaps to put some right words and call you to talk. That outstretched hand or that friendly ear may hide another and perhaps a worse enemy. Because the first fall hurts. Now imagine being knocked down again by the one who just helped you get up. Poets are unfinished beings on certain occasions. They lead themselves to live stories out of pure illusion that the stories they write are already real, from other lives, in fact. And these "Farewell Poets", for those who have references to the fable of Venice, must know that they are only on the lookout, girl, for the content that your own poems contain. They already know a lot about your lives through each line you wrote, each exposed fracture and each stab in the back that you received. You've already received it, they study your likes and dislikes, then it becomes easy to enter when your heart stops bleeding, they soothe the wound so they can enter your lives and have what they want for a night, a week and even a month, then comes the goodbye, you won't even realize that it was just part of another trap by a "Poet of Goodbye", if you're going to choose someone to talk to or vent to, let it be me, or maybe I'm one of them, you see how difficult it is to know about people with just a few conversations, stay alert, wounded girl, or you could be the next victim of a goodbye.

Jonas r Cezar

[brazilian-hair]

A lot of people compare my hair to others, this summer I heard someone call me Lenny G. 🤔

I thinks it’s cool

[tomboyjessie13]

Sequel to this: "Now, let the Fun Begin!" — Upscale Mall - Cairo, Egypt Spring 11:45 AM (tumblr.com)

Library, DIO's Mansion Half hour later

Having a desire to buy her very first letterman jacket, she returns to the mansion to persuade DIO to give Medea her very first mission with an active agent. She finds him at the library with her demands, his reply was:

DIO: *Laying on an Egyptian chaise lounge chair*.....No.

Medea: Come on, man! I'm dirt broke over here!

DIO: News flash: I don't care. *Picks up a yellow-colored book with a blond princess on it with his left hand* Maybe you should've done your job instead of gambling at the cafe. *Waves his right hand at her* Now run along and tend to the windows on the first floor like a good girl. 

Medea: *Pulls book down* Please, Lord DIO! I've been stuck at this place since December, and I got nothing to show for it other than doing laundry.

DIO: *Slaps her hand out of the way* Hands off the book.

Medea: Sorry, but please understand that I don't want to be a just a housemaid here. I want to spread my Stand's wings and fly like the big dogs, isn't that what you hired me for?

DIO: Something like that, but THEN....You found out about my vampirism and tried to escape.

Medea: Wasn't MY fault that you're an undead creature. *Crossing her arms and pouting*

DIO: *Huffs* And here I'd thought people nowadays are fine with it.

Medea: Bullshit......

DIO: ........*Sighs tiredly*.....Very well, I'll give you full permission to do my work with one of my Agents.

Medea: *Surprised* Really?

DIO: I've been looking for a reason to make good use of you and your Stand for quite a while, so I might as well give you a sporting chance right now than later.

Medea: *Jumps excitedly* YES! 

DIO: *Raises right forefinger* BUT!

Medea: Hm?

DIO: Under one condition: You can only carry out my missions with my Agents ONLY within the borders of Egyptian soil.

Medea: ....What are you saying, DIO? Don't mince words.

Kenny G: *Sticks his head out of the wall* It means that you can only work with the guys while you're in Egypt and nowhere else. *Hides in wall*

Medea: *Irritated* What!? But most of your guys aren't even living or stationed here!

DIO: *Sarcastic* Oh dear, what a shame, I guess that's what happens when people refuse to bow and pledge their allegiance to me despite working here. *Smirks* Besides, how would I know if you aren't just using this as an excuse to escape me again? >:-)

Medea: *Frustrated* Oooooooo! You're just making things even MORE hard for me to make a living!

DIO: *Frowns* Look, woman, these are a few simple and easy conditions to follow: Either do the missions with some restrictions unless you pledge loyalty, or you can just fuck off and continue to work and get paid like a housemaid .... *Shrugs* :-\

Medea: .............You're not going to be withholding any cash from me after I do my part, are you?

DIO: Now why would I do that? If I withhold my end of the bargain, I wouldn't have my Agents and associates at my back and call right now, now would I?

Medea: I suppose....*Raises hands* Fine, fine, I'll live with these restrictions, just as long as I can get my well-deserved earnings at the end.

DIO: *Smirks* Then it's a deal? *Offers her a handshake*

Medea: Deal! *Shakes hand with him* 

DIO: There's folders of the Agents who are stationed in Egypt in the study room, pick one and go with them. *Picks his book up again* Now if you excuse me, I got a story to catch up on.

Medea: Understood, thank you, Lord DIO.

DIO: *Sighs irritably* Don't mention it.

Study room, DIO's Mansion 15 minutes later

Medea was looking over a bunch of folders of the Agents currently stationed in Egypt getting ready for their assignments, looking to see which one she's going to collab with. Unfortunately, she's been having a hard time looking for someone as most of the people on the list either don't want partners, or are too.... to put it bluntly: "problematic" for her.

Medea: *On the phone with Hol Horse* ....Come on man, there's must be something I could do for you on your mission here.

Hol Horse: *On the phone* Sorry, miss. But I don't need a new partner at the moment, I'm fine with my current one, also....*whispers* I don't want you alone with Mr. Geil.

Medea: Right, I nearly forgot he was with you. Thanks for the heads up.

Hol Horse: No problem. See ya. *Hangs up*

Medea: *Hangs up to* Shit.

T. D'Arby: *Comes in the room wearing a bathrobe and a towel over his head, indicating that he took a shower.* Hello, King. 

Medea: Oh hey, D'Arby. *Picks up the phone and calls in another person* 

T. D'Arby: What are you doing?

Medea: I saw a letterman jacket I like at the mall, but it was too expensive, I had to convince DIO that I want to collab with an Agent in order to get paid well since your brother stole all my money.

T. D'Arby: Really? So, you're finally putting yourself out there? *Sarcastic clapping* What fantastic news.

Medea: Well, it's not going well so far, DIO only wanted me to work with Agents who are working in Egypt and nowhere else because I refuse to bend over backwards for him.

T. D'Arby: *Pained hiss* Oh yeah, that's not good.

Medea: Not only that, but some of the guys I've just called don't want new partners, and the ones that do are the most despicable people on the planet. The only good one so far is Hol Horse, but he's stuck with Enyaba's son.

T. D'Arby: I collect souls as a hobby and you still work with me.

Medea: That's because I don't have a say in what you lunatics do here, but in this case I actually have a choice, and the choices i'm presented with are shit.

T. D'Arby: Eh, fair enough. *Takes one of the folders* Hm, what about Cameo? He's been looking for some help for a while.

Medea: *Scoffs* I heard his previous hit was a widower who wished to see his wife again...only to be torn to pieces by said "wife". That's kinda scummy, even for me.

T. D'Arby: *Eyebrow twitch* Hm, *picks up another folder* Then what about Devo? That Native American hitman who possesses [Ebony Devil]?

Medea: *Looks at him with wide disgusted eyes* People DIED the second they meet him!

T. D'Arby: *Irritated* Tch, not everyone dies meeting him!

Medea: Then why is he called "Devo the Cursed"!? *Crosses arms*

T. D'Arby: *Sarcastic* Oh no, a hitman with bad mojo! Would anyone EVER live up to your impossible standards? You're going to have to pick someone to work with whether you like them or not. *Picks up Alessi's folder*......

Both: Nooooooooo. *D'Arby tears up the photo*

Medea: Shit man, it's almost as if DIO had set me up for failure because he knew I despise these people *sees Forever's folder*..... and that damn dirty ape. *Tears up the photo*

T. D'Arby: He's kinda petty, i'll admit.

Medea: God had it not been for the restrictions, I would've gone with Rose to Madagascar.

T. D'Arby: Yeah, but then you have to kiss Master DIO's ass and you're too stubborn to do it. *Goes to his room* Now if you excuse me I have to get dress and run some errands, have fun with your job search. *Shuts door*

Medea: *Frustrated* Uuuuuuugh. *Slams head on table, causing a bunch of papers to fly around her, one landed on her head, and she grabs it* Hm? *Looks and sees it's another agent stationed in Egypt waiting for a mission*.......I will not bow down to DIO's whims. *She takes the phone and dials in the Agent's number* .................... Hello? Are you interested in having a partner in crime?

TO BE CONTINUED

*Some of the dialogue between T. D'Arby and Medea are loosely inspired by "Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier"