ithinkileftmycoatoutside
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 23 hours ago
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@watercooler-raptors
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Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?
Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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Cats' behavior will remain the same 🐈😺
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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Can’t wait to fear my death on every road once I pick up my first car at the weekend 😎
i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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I needed to draw him in my style.
Hope you enjoy it too🥰
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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PLEASE SHARE
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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...the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. V FOR VENDETTA 2005 — dir. James McTeigue
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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"who knows what they still do on tumblr"
us:
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 2 months ago
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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!
I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,
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ithinkileftmycoatoutside · 3 months ago
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