#Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan!

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alien plant shirt

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thank you

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I love this man

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Sam reacts to: Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan!

- The way we all called that this was a video when Phil posted on his insta story, but I didn't expect to get the video today!

- Yes let's keep Yeet it still is a funny phrase if you ask me.

- "I'm a big fan of tops" OKAY SURE

- Phil looked at Dan so cutely when talking about his trousers, just full bright smile behind the camera.

- Phil never looking at the camera, he just always looks looks at Dan because this is truly just their moment.

- HELP PHIL HAVING A CRISIS BECAUSE DAN LEFT AND DYEING STUFF GREEN

- "I've been to A bar" you heard it here first, Phil has been to one bar in his life.

- NO KEEP THE MOON SWEATER IT IS BEAUTIFUL

- YES PHIL COULD BE A LESBIAN WITCH HE IS RIGHT

- Some of his shirts look so worn out, like they look so baggy and not in a good sense (frog and friends shirt...)

- "Excuse me Philip where have you been" Why did this sound like peak jealous Dan, like he was not liking the idea of the sweater smelling like another man.

- "It's that older than me?" DAN SOMETIMES

- DAN FLASHING HIS ASS GIVING PHIL THE CONFIDENCE TO JUST NOT CARE I LOVE THIS NEW ERA

- I don't actually know why I am here, like this is something they should do on a chill Saturday night between the two of them. This isn't for me to witness, their domestic banter is off the charts and this is literally married/ or like household behaviour.

- KEEP THE RED BUTTON UP THANK YOU

- "I think I look sexy in this" YES PHIL YES YOU DO

- Dan is radical about letting go of the past because he's never been happier than in the present and it means so much to me.

- "Girl that is ugly as shit." "In the most insulting way possible that looks like something I'd buy." Dan is hilarious sometimes.

- Dan is literally such a simp what the fuck he is just letting Phil keep all the things he knows Phil genuinely loves.

- CONFIRMATION THAT DAN BUYS PHIL A BLACK SWEATER EVERY CHRISTMAS SEASON?!

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alternative title: dan decides which clothes phil keeps or yeets

[manchesterau]

Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan!

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AmazingPhil Year in Review - 2024

January 

What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4

Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024

February

i have a spicy confession..

Reacting to my TERRIBLE Acting

Roasting Ugly Mansions on Zillow

March

I made a construction worker cry

Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan!

Ranking Every Icon I’ve Ever Had!

April

Reading My Gay Fanfiction!

May

ROASTING DAN’S ‘FASHION’

Let’s Talk About Dating

Let’s Talk About Dating.. Again

June

A New Era

July

How Phil Nearly Died

Starting My Life Again - BitLife #1

I cheated on my boyfriend - BitLife #2

August

The End of Phil Lester - BitLife #3

DAN AND PHIL GOING AWAY Q&A

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keeping or yeeting my entire closet with dan!

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2024 Era (2) Masterlist

part one

Blonde (ao3) - philforscale

Summary: Phil went blonde. Dan loves it.

cornetto and a hot chocolate (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: a cute little stolen moment shared on a tour break 💙

Dan & Phil 2024 (ao3) - VPofPanic

Summary: This is a ficlet written for the prompt "Dan & Phil 2024" from the Phinktober 2024 challenge.

It covers the first three months of 2024 with a focus on one video/event per month:

1) January: Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024

2) February: Reacting to My TERRIBLE Acting

3) March: Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet with Dan!

Date Night (ao3) - achromatic__sky

Summary: Playing a game made for couples on the channel is not really a big deal is it ?

And yet as they wrap up filming like any other night, with the tour coming up in only a few days, Dan finds himself doubting everything once again.

Date night, or Dan is having a mild freak out about Terrible Influence and Phil is there to comfort him.

Duneussy (and other ways to say I love you) (ao3) - Lesbianphan

Summary: A companion piece to Gentle. Dan's thoughts after his 33rd birthday livestream on DanandPhilGAMES, featuring the Dune bucket

dreaming of you (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: “and now I’m dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming of you” - cigarettes after sex

Fall in love again and again (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: An evening, right before tour. Phil thinks about feeling lucky and different ways to take care of someone.

Float (ao3) - Aliquis

Summary: Dan's a professional, after all, and this is his job. Just another day at the office in front of hundreds of their grown-up fans whose expectations exited the stratosphere somewhere between his last two posts on socials. Fuck.

french toast, again (ao3) - buskingalbatross

Summary: Dan's ice cream shop dream, sort of. Not really.

Go out with a bang as it were (ao3) - natigail

Summary: The cursor was mocking Dan as he was trying to work on his Terrible Influence Tour script and he kept getting distracted thinking about his life with Phil and the relationship with their audience. Until Phil showed up with water, stole his laptop, made him faint and promised to love him for 100 years.

heart skipped a beat (ao3) - starryfaced

Summary: Dan and Phil have a day to spare in Stockholm - cue the seals and the meese, it's time to go to the zoo!

I have to tell you something (ao3) - solarpower21

Summary: Dan confesses he was the one behind the PhilsLion account.

In our garden (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: The boys spend a warm summer afternoon in their garden together<3

liquorice ice cream (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil go on a date to the zoo.

(Snapshots of their Swedish zoo date, September 2024. This fic is free from TIT show spoilers!)

not a lot, just forever (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: working through the feels post-hospital incident ❤️‍🩹

One and Only (ao3) - clcprint

Summary: dan meets a new phil and his phil gets jealous.

or

phil loses the idgaf war

Phome is where the heart is (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan and phil go shopping at target while in Seattle for tit. they’re feeling festive for the season and a little sappy bc, well, duh 🧡

Phouse Chores (ao3) - SpiritsDJH

Summary: Very loosely based off of the chore segment of the preshow at TIT.

pizza & packing (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan and phil eat pizza and pack for their trip. they might love each other a little bit

Precious baby angel (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Dan and Phil buy matching precious baby angel shirts because they’re gay and in love. Dan shows Phil how much he likes the shirt on his angel 💖

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

Proxy Requests (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: A story about poop and fear (unrelated)

Sheets and sharpies (ao3) - wwoodles

Summary: “Are you going to be good for me?”

He hovered above Dan’s face, awaiting his response. Dan was always taken aback that Phil had this power in him. The ability to completely disarm him.

“Yes, Father.”

Or, in the moments after the end of Dan’s birthday stream, Dan is not only incredibly grateful for Phil, but also incredibly horny.

Side By Side (ao3) - SpiritsDJH

Summary: Dan and Phil, reeling in all the feelings of tour, and finally being able tour the world together again.

silent and sure, keeping watch in the night (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: Phil has always loved being on tour. The adventure, the sounds of the tour bus, the way his quality time with Dan takes on a different shape. On the road between Oslo and Helsinki, he sees some beautiful stars through the bus window and wakes Dan up in the middle of the night to enjoy them with him.

Spa night (ao3) - philsbignaturals

Summary: In which Phil gives Dan a nice pampering set for his birthday that's big enough for two.

Spearmint & Espresso (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Scents (and cuddles) can be healing ☕️🫧

Stolen Sweets (ao3) - e_5456, Frog910

Summary: Phil's sweet tooth strikes again

sunkissed (ao3) - ivylakes

Summary: Maybe Phil was made to pour warmth into this man and leave little marks all over his body the way the sun does when it covers his skin with freckles. Maybe everything they’ve ever done and every little way they’ve loved each other has culminated in this very moment, where they can hardly see each other in the low light but are still brighter than the yellow light that breaks through the sky and glitters on the ocean.

Or, Dan and Phil go on holiday, and every photo they take tells a story.

Sweet Haribo (ao3) - dprkives

Summary: Phil says corny shit to Dan while he’s high on fentanyl at the hospital

switch it up (don’t stop) (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: post workout activities wink wink

Through Sickness and In Health (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: After Phil's hospital stay and their vacation, Dan and Phil try to fall back into their routine. Though it's hard to go back to normal when your normal has changed so suddenly. How will the significant health scare affect Dan and Phil even weeks after it's over?

tweet and retweet (ao3) - gesticulationbubble

Summary: Dan wakes up to a 'surprise on twitter' discovered by Phil. Knowing the Phandom, he guesses he's in for a treat.

Or the August 1st/2nd 2024 Incident, retold.

wear no disguise for me (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary: It’s not exactly jealousy, Phil doesn’t think. Not– exactly. But he’s feeling petulant and selfish and maybe like he wants to be a little mean about this… not-Phil. This Phil who doesn’t know the half of what it means to be half of Dan.

(or: dan made a new friend called phil. am i a joke to you)

When you're in the mirror, you're just looking at me (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: A morning, in a hotel during the tour. Dan thinks about tours past and present.

Where it began (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan and Phil are thinking back to how things started

you will be (the death of me) (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: “I wanna play the game, I want the friction

You will be the death of me”

- Muse (Time is Running Out)

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Dare I say....

I know I have the stupendous six.... I think I must make it the stupendous seven. This video has such An Energy to it

The NEW AND IMPROVED Stupendous Seven Are:

Pizza Mukbang #1

I give Dan a Haircut

Why Dan had to Call an Ambulance

Dan and Phil Tell The truth

Dan is Leaving Me

Keeping or Yeeting my Entire Closet with Dan!

How Phil almost Died

[thistooisphanyuri]

you angel! this is my vision: dan behind the camera for keep or yeet my entire closet, lying on the bed with his feet crossed behind him in the air, major heart eyes. no rush no presh but ty for indulging me :)

Sorry this took so long but here he is 🫶

(X) send me doodle requests and I’ll tag them as phan!

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the green sickness skater hoodie (2012 // 2024)

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when Dan leaves you for a while and you dye everything in the house green

[danandphilplay]

theres a few more like the anime cosplay video,, roasting/tier ranking vids which i guess count also,, golden pig transformation? dragon city makeover,,,

all i know is them making each other outfits reallllly makes me want them do play roblox dress to impress even more. dti is so popular atm at least w like. reels tiktoks,, memes,, i feel old saying that. i just need dnp to play a roblox fashion game it is so fun

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Ok, so I’ve not seen anyone else talk about this, but I think it’s really cute, even if it’s a really small thing that required a LOT of investigation and explanation. So here is my

Black Jumper Theory

Obligatory disclaimer: I can’t prove this to be 100%-beyond-a-reasonable-doubt-definitely-true, but I feel like the jumps I had to make were reasonable enough to claim this as a theory

So first off, in Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet With Dan, Dan mentions several times how Phil has a lot of sparkly black jumpers (he says things like “you have 10 of them and they’re all identical,” “he has so many identical sparkly black jumpers,” and “sparkly black jumper number 510.”) But when Phil puts on this zebra print jumper, while debating about whether to keep it, he says “you bought this for me, Dan.”

We know Phil got the zebra print jumper for Christmas in 2016, because in his first video on AmazingPhil in 2017 (2017 WANTS ME DEAD), he’s wearing this jumper and mentions how he got it for Christmas. He talks about a bunch of his Christmas gifts in the first part of that video, (including a deer candle from Dan) and for everything he shows, he mentions who gave it to him, EXCEPT this jumper; he doesn’t say who it was from. As of the Keeping and Yeeting video, we know it was Dan.

But looking at Phil's first videos in other years, we can see that he also wore a sparkly/patterned black jumper in his first proper AmazingPhil video in 2016 and 2018 (so three years in a row.) In 2016, he does talk about Christmas presents, but doesn’t mention the jumper. He does show a blobfish plush and say that Dan got it for him, but considering how we know Dan got Phil a candle AND the jumper in 2017, I think it’s plausible that Dan got Phil both the blobfish and the houndstooth jumper he’s wearing in that video. In 2018, Phil doesn’t mention Christmas gifts or the jumper at all. (Also, I did look back on videos and Instagram posts, and didn’t find any time Phil wore any of these jumpers before their respective Christmases as far as I can tell.)

So based on all this evidence, I think it’s a reasonable jump to guess that from 2015-2017, Dan had a tradition of giving Phil a black jumper for Christmas.

Which leads us to January 11, 2018, when Phil posted this selfie on Instagram wearing the sparkly jumper, and said he wants to legally marry it. Which is SO CUTE considering Dan probably gave Phil that jumper.

BUT for even more evidence, Dan liked this Instagram post, and at the time, they didn’t really like each other’s Insta posts, even ones they tagged each other in (unless they had a specific reason to, like promo posts, and not even all of those). You can see this in my terribly screen recorded video of the posts before and after this one. (Interestingly, it was right around the time that Phil changed his hair to the quiff that they started liking each other’s posts consistently.)

So, when Phil posted that he wanted to marry the jumper, I can’t help but think of how Dan probably gave him the jumper, and how Dan also liked this single post, when that wasn’t a typical thing for him… maybe Phil wanting to marry the jumper wasn’t about the jumper at all… (pharriage hill)

But like I said, that’s just a theory… a phan theory

(Not that I’m necessarily saying there was actually anything wedding/engagement/whatever happening at the time, it’s more just the sentiment of it)

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phil when dan left him for a little while: