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I feel like the man in the red coat might be able sue to the little tuff of blue in the center of his costume.

#thanks for the ask!#tadc#tadc au#harlequin au#tadc harlequin au#the amazing digital circus#tadc harlequin au the man in the red coat#Keep theorizing :3#I like reading em#I will make it clear though: Whoever is the man in the red coat is solidified.#From the very beginning till his reveal; who he is will NEVER change.#With that said; keep brainstorming on who this guy is supposed to be :3#It's fun watching you guys openly theorize about the elements of this AU#hopefully the reveal makes it worth it
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BIG SPOILERS FOR YOUR TURN TO DIE (MOST OF THE CHAPTERS!!!!)
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kai satou!!!!
so like i don’t think he’s dead and here’s whyyyyyy!!!!!!
we know that in chapter two part two, sara and keiji both find a room connected to the pink room that’s assumed to be miley’s room
from what we learn about miley in chapter three, we can tell she was a scientific researcher (but of what science isn’t known, but we can assume it’s a physical science) so this room can be interpreted as her personal lab of sorts
now in that lab there’s another room that we can guess is reached by the locked door to the left of the computer. in this room there’s a window that we can see from and inside there’s a bed, a person, and an iv
a very interesting thing sara says which is something along the lines of “i doubt there can be any new survivors…” which implies that this person is someone we have already met, someone who has been injured enough to need an iv
now, it can’t be mishima, since his head fell off in front of everyone. and since his head hasn’t been found after nao took it, there’s no way that it could be him since there would also be no way to reattach the head (at this point in time, tia, rio, and miley, have all confirmed it being missing. as well as the meister supporting this in chapter three part one b)
mishima also isn’t a likely option due to the fact that his ai is a prominent character in both chapters two and three, this can imply that asunaro was already planning on him dying and didn’t see a point in attempting to save him
because if they already had the ai to manipulate nao why would they need the real deal? (nao even said it herself that speaking with the ai was just like speaking with the professor so it couldn't be because of personality changes like the fake reko)
it also can’t be joe because his execution was public and everyone saw it. we see his body go limp in the button minigame and with the amount of blood drained from him he must’ve died fairly quickly
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(the tubes seems to be 0.65 the width of his arm which we can estimate to 13.8in all the way around because of the average for a guy his age we get around 8.97in wide for the tubes which is fairly wide and if you consider the length of the tubes by using the width of joe’s arm you get that it’s around 96.6in long or a bit over 8ft)
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so by checking the amount of blood drained from his body, there’d be no way he’d survive, especially after the fact we can guess it takes up to a hour for the floor masters to retrieve a body from the location of death that he would’ve died of blood loss from his wounds before he could be taken by miley to her room
it also can’t be alice or reko for separate reasons. alice for one could not have survived that big of a blow and is seen dying directly in his cutscene. he also has no real use for being saved by asunaro. also it can’t be him because his body hasn’t been collected from the room of lies by the time that sara and keiji discover it
reko for the other hand dies from a knife wound to the chest (around the liver and heart area) and this implies the knife has some sharpness to it since it states when sara checks the body that “lots of blood has gushed out” this is important since this knife is also said to be the one kai commits suicide with. it also can’t be her for the same reason as alice, her body hasn’t been collected when sara and keiji find the room
the only other option is kai, this makes sense for many different reasons. for one, kai is the son of gashu, who works for asunaro and therefore he would get the bias of the employees (now it is stated a few moments later by miley that gashu is going to betray asunaro and to keep eyes out for him but this doesn’t mean that asunaro wouldn’t see kai as valuable due to his skills as an assassin)
another thing is the iv. ivs can be used for transferring blood into the bloodstream, this is a way to transfuse blood for those who’ve had severe blood loss. and that is how kai “dies”. from slitting his wrists and bleeding out.
though, we don’t see a scene of his death, unlike the other victims. also, although the knife used by him is sharper than it is in chapter two (this can be inferred because once you use a knife the blade dulls so we can guess the knife was new or barely used and lost its edge after the chapter’s end)
now, we also don’t know how many slices he made into his arm (but we do know that it was strictly on his arm since his neck and body are exposed and only his sleeves have blood on them) a possibility could that he only made one deep incision on his wrists since that is what’s most commonly done when one commits by slitting their wrists
there was no way he died in the short span between joe’s execution starting and joe dying because we can guess the amount of time passing from the start to finish is amount two and a half minutes and after from the time kai starts talking about three minutes pass
so the cuts would’ve had to have been extremely deep for him to die in five and a half minutes
it’s also very likely that the blood dried soon after he fainted which made him not lose as much blood as he would’ve if he had multiple cuts that were as deep as the first ones were.
there would be no real way for him to die in the short span he did, as the wounds would dry up almost immediately after he were to pass out (this couldn’t be possible with joe or reko since their wounds were much bigger and were in vital areas)
so that’s why i think the person in the iv room is kai
#all of this is just me theorizing and being silly#though i did try keeping it as likely as possible and tried to find reasonings#i always thought it was weird that he died so early and then never showed up again (even his death was weird) so#take this with a grain of salt#your turn to die#yttd#kimi ga shine#kai satou#kai yttd#reko yabusame#reko yttd#alice yabusame#alice yttd#joe tazuna#joe yttd#kazumi mishima#mishima yttd#miley yttd#theorizing#rant post#rant#rambles#sillypost#:3
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I'm about to go through all of the stray kids music videos and trailers and anything else that could be of relevance.
I want to find out what the hell this lore is, without opinions or theories by other people
This is possibly gonna take weeks
May someone have mercy on me
#Stray kids#Skz#Kpop#Stray kids lore#Skz lore#Skzflix#Luckily I don't have a life so I can focus my energy on this#And I already know I'm not leaving my house or interacting with anyone in real life in the next 3 days#So lore it is#At least I'm gonna get to explore more of skz discography#And see more music videos#I'm really excited#And I LOVE figuring things out and theorizing#So this is gonna keep me entertained for a good while#Wish me luck#Welp#I'm going in🫡
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A little snippet from Sonic Quest 2. But it got me wondering: where exactly did Eggman get the idea for the Death Egg, and what did he actually intend to use it for? (In the games, I mean.)
In Sonic 2, we only see a couple of hallways where the battle takes place. In 3&K, we finally get a look at the whole thing, and I gotta admit, it's IMPRESSIVE.
I don't recall if we see it again before Forces, but by then, it's a massive orbiting space station complete with a prison and (presumably) a torture chamber.
Best I can tell is that it's some kind of robot factory, and it does have some good firepower, because Eggy blew up Lava Reef with it. Not sure, but this might be where Metal was born, so to speak, given that Silver Sonic was probably built on the Death Egg (not to mention the Death Egg Robot and Big Arms). Also, it's clear from 3&K that Eggman was planning on stealing all the Super Emeralds and M.E. and, no doubt, keeping them on the Death Egg, probably to power the thing and make Eggman invincible. And... who knows? Make the entire world bow at his feet by creating a laser capable of destroying the planet? I mean, the thing was named after the Death Star, so this seems like a logical assumption to me.
But wait a second... a giant, orbiting space station with a planet-destroying laser, all built by one supergenius named Robotnik, who also manufactured a "fake" hedgehog and housed one or more Emeralds on board to power his scientific endeavors.
Gee, I can't figure why all this sounds so familiar.
Guess the egg don't roll far from the nest, eh, Professor?
#eggman idolized his grandfather's genius right up until gerald went nuts and tried to destroy Earth#so it would totally make sense if the death egg was basically eggy's recreation of the ark#i keep thinking some version of the death egg appeared in both cd and unleashed#but i can't recall right off#feel free to correct my memory#looks like i need a refresher course in sonic-ology#also... i have theorized b4 that eggman might have been looking into the ancients and cyberspace...#because cyberspace might hold the key to roboticization#yes i know the roboticizer was an archie thing and was never in canon#but that cyber corruption came pretty darned close imo#so maybe archie wasn't that far off?#death egg#eggman#sonic quest miniseries#archie comics#ivo robotnik#gerald robotnik#space colony ark#master emerald#super emeralds#chaos emeralds#sonic 2 genesis#sonic 3&k#sonic forces#sonic adventure 2#metal sonic#silver sonic#death egg robot#big arms
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You should really talk to the adults sooner when you feel crummy, I'd assume either the ring and Jason's pit blood cancelled each other out, or that you got an infection from being stabbed by dirty glass.
Your lung was stabbed when you ended up stabbed in the chest. After that's all fixed up, usually there isn't pain of the levels you had described. Especially after being healed. But if you were hurt and an infection developed while you were healing... It should be self explanatory.
Furthermore, the weapon used wasn't just a regular knife but a dirty bacteria ridden shard of glass. Infections come from germs so again... self explanatory!
It could all be a coincidence but the emotionalness, the throwing up, the constant nausea, the coughing and the coughing up blood. They're all key symptoms of an infection in the lungs.
Antibiotics should fix it, you may need surgery, you probably won't die if you get treatment sooner rather than later. Get well soon Richard!
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m probably fine :>
#ooc// I WASN'T GOING THAT ROUTE BUT THIS WAS SO DETAILED THAT I AM NOW!!!#//I was going the ring route but that he took it off n gave it back while it was keeping him alive and as that part was alive#//the blood didnt heal it#//BUT changed that because you must've spent so long theorizing </3
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Really tired of people calling FG by the one name that makes zero sense in context, is alienating to a lot of people, and is actually the single figure Mojito has confirmed he's not. Are people just unaware of one of the more popular hairstyles/looks for guys with long(ish) brown(ish) hair and beards/beard stubble in (and out of) media?
People/characters listed left to right, starting with the top:
Row 1: Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in Captain America: The Winter Soldier; François Arnaud as Cesare Borgia in The Borgias; David Wenham as Faramir in The Lord of the Rings; Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay in The Mummy Returns; Jason Carter as Marcus Cole in Babylon 5
Row 2: Kevin Sorbo as Hercules in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys; Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace; "Foreign God" in ENNEAD Season 1, Episde 65; "Foreign God" in ENNEAD Season 2, Episode 10; Robin Atkin Downes; Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing in Van Helsing
Row 3: Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars; Hades in Blood of Zeus, James Watson as Duncan Idaho in Dune (2000); Gale in Baldur's Gate 3; Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings
Row 4: Mark Ryder as Cesare Borgia in Borgia; Jason Momoa; Nigel Terry as King Arthur in Excalibur; Christian Kane as Eliot Spencer in Leverage; Jared Padalecki
Like I could keep adding people and characters to this because this style is so damn common (I was honestly tempted to make a second collage, bare minimum). But I'd be here forever. There are a number of other fan names for the unnamed foreign god, including Foreign God, FG, Beard, Mustache, or you could go with what Seth calls him, "Furball".
#ennead#foreign god ennead#fg ennead#there are so many guys who have this style#trying to remember them all is impossible#a lot more with blonde and red hair as well#like if you watch movies or shows set in ancient Greece or Rome in particular#and shows set in Europe and the US in the 1700s-1800s#you see this everywhere#and it's popular for singers too#apologies for people confused about this showing up in their tags#like I don't get why it's meant to be funny as a joke name#is the joke “lol I don't know what men look like”?#why do people have to involve xtianity even in places where it's not involved#it's worse when people actually think it's a potential identity for FG#when no that makes zero sense for FG as a character and the person people think he is#or the story on the whole#and again Mojito confirmed he's not Jesus#like obviously people can do whatever they want#I just find this whole phenomenon really annoying#I remember when bg3 came out and people were spamming the tags with Gale saying he looked like FG#it's not a rare look#yes I am aware people have gotten McGregor's Obi-Wan confused with Jesus before#and yes I am aware that Cesare is at least theorized to be an inspiration for modern white Jesus looks#doesn't change the fact the look is common#mostly it just means people keep doing this and it's always been dumb#fallfthoughts#maybe stop perpetuating xtian supremacy so casually#also if you literally wander around multiple countries around the Mediterranean many men look like this#years ago I was in one city off the coast and literally every direction I looked was at least 1-3 men who looked like this
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I'm up to episode 25 of the Magnus Protocol now and I have spoilers thoughts
Is this Celia THE Celia after all???? Did she come here from the original dimension the first story took place in? Are her "childcare emergencies" somehow related to that other dimension?
Or is she from the same world as Sam and Alice and just... connected to the Magnus Institute there in some way? Was she one of their 'gifted' students?
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That dark thing with all the eyes that is after Gwen. Clearly an entity tied to the Eye or whatever passes for such in this world. And apparently this world's Jonathan Sims died when the Institute was destroyed. But when Sam and Alice were digging around in the ruins they broke something, released something - was that it? Is this thing... is it what's become of this world's Johnny Sims!?
#less theorizing and more just posing a lot of questions#i am trying to go to bed and i keep thinking about this damn podcasr#*podcast#the magnus protocol#mod post#the magnus protocol spoilers#magnus protocol spoilers#magnus protocol#it will be fun to go back and read these musings when stuff actually gets revealed in the shkw#*show#i think i'm only 3 or 4 eps behind now. almost caught up!#then i'll have to wait for new eps every week... i am sure it will be torment
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theorizing about the latest chapter of @dangans-ur-ronpas fic with @izurulovesboats
#shoutout to a few weeks ago when we were also theorizing out loud at a chinese restaurant. unfortunately i do not have an audio recording.#dw abt responding to this op i just saw you wondering if anyone has figured it out and figured we'd share#the answer is no but we have thoughts <3#i havent remembered to actively keep up with a fic in a while so i am having fun o7#shsl shitposting
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Fallen Angel, Uplifted Human (Patreon)
#Doodles#LAC#LAC Russ#Doug Peterson#DQIX#Serena#Corvus#Hello LAC/DQIX fandoms could I interest you in a switcheroo crossover 👀#LAC gets all of them because they're that special and versatile and also they literally jump video games lol#But also they keep?? aligning with my already-established interests lol - human and their demon boyfriend is just a fave of mine smh#I don't Entirely remember what inspired this thought other than Doug being a Celestrian and I think it all tripped from there#I think Russ as Serena was the first actually concrete thought of Who should be Where and the pieces kinda fell into shape all at once lol#It's so fun to think about ugh <3 <3 Serena and Corvus' story is so tragic - and at the end so is Russ and Doug's!#Giving them the opposing side probably wouldn't help lol but how might they react differently ♪ It's so fun to theorize#Obviously Russ has his hood up so he still made it to ghost form :( Poor lad#That said I haven't doodled the Prince of Darkness version of Doug from his Celestrain form#I'm not sure what that would look like outside of his normal demon form lol but Corvus' ensemble is very uhm....revealing lol#Cursed#That said Doug does look super cute in his duds <3 I'm sure not helped at all by Corvus' already cute fashion sense haha ♪#Gave him modified horns for a halo since it's favourite as well :D Wonder what'll happen to that >:3c#List of characters who originally did not have fluffy angels wings: Added Doug (lol)#And then for funsies I gave the other two the reverse! They deserve a little unhinged chaos!#LBRH Serena would not need much of a push to commit some retribution lol#Also modified Corvus' demon form - it's so fun 'cause they both have canon demon designs! Love that :D#He gets little baby versions of his horns but he fully gets his wings and tail haha ♪#They all look handsome in the clothes swaps as well ah ♥ Fun fun fun fun fun
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Good omens has been trending for like a week straight, glad to know we are all feeling very normal about this and it’s not causing us any sort of meltdown

#I say we keep it number one trending until season 3 is released what do we thing fellas?#the way all my thoughts and daily activities are now reduced to thinking theorizing reading and browsing good omens shit#are y’all like. normal or do y’all hyperfixate to fix your problems? there’s only one right answer btw#so casual cool and collected about this I swear#good omens
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i am getting more and more nauseous with every dont look away video nss uploads
#digi discusses#they are getting increasingly. like okay#when we first got info on lost signals#i kind of didnt think parentage was going to be that dangerous on their own? or at least not our current 3 parentage kids#but now im like. legit terrified this is forreal a huge cult.#and again our 3 parentage kids might just be following in footsteps long since faded so idk how bad the things they are doing are#but im just actually so scared like i keep getting nope 2022 flashbacks there are very few things that actively wig me out#but this might get me guys. i might actually experience some fear in this playthrough! that would be wild#FUCK im theorizing i need to stop god this is so HARD im so many thoughts head full all the time!!!!
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once upon a time, capcom made carlos a communist mercenary whose group ultimately killed by an "anti-guerrilla operation" (which. i mean. its likely a u.s. backed operation, given that destabilizing communist groups is literally what they do. also that phrase is taken from the wiki) and umbrella came, scooped him up and put him in the ubcs, and this all happened in the 1990s (the year is never specified :/ ) and 1993 was a presidential election year in the united states and so it's likely one of the hot button issues leading up to the election was the communists in south america (brazil? it's never specificied where carlos is from, though oliveira is a portugese last name so. brazil.)
#speakerphone!#this is not really anything but! eye thought it was interesting#i keep saying im going to compare the RE timeline to election years to see what would have been part of a greater political ploy#but i never do ❤️#anyways i think carlos would have been working under umbrella for a good few years. b4 3#anyways look ik theorizing!!! <- is not theorizing and instead is just saying things.
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My experience with Hannibal so far:
Jeff the killer: kills people. Mutilates and eats them too.
Me: Yeah that's alright with me (skipping the eye gore tho)
Jeff the evil liar: evilly lies to someone about the cause of their psychosis
Me: I Am Not Okay With This
#i said this#chem watches Hannibal#okay i have a few theories#first of all my grandmother took a medication that made her hallucinate when i was a kid so i spent#a good amount of time considering the horror of not being able to identify reality#not as much as i spent considering the horror of forgetting or of deterioration but it was present in my psyche#(please keep in mind i was just a kid so a good part of what made this disconcerting to me is that i didnt understand it#and nor did it even seem possible to understand as 9 year olds generally get 0 exposure to info about these issues)#secondly the fact that its a dangerous brain problem#i think ive posted that my parents friend#JESUS CHRIST HIS LAST NAME WAS GRAHAM#anywyas he had epilepsy and died of a seizure when i was a kid#so someone living alone with that sort of problem... personally frightening to me#thirdly it could actually be the lying#every since the stuff with w*s went down ive gone back to being a very highly truth-valuing person#and there are also lots of awful stories abt medicial issues being neglected on tumblr#so the combination of those is v uncomfortable#also the betrayal like I KNOW he's an evil liar but this has been the first time it's doing actual harm to someone who cares about him#it could be even more personal than all that:#will KNOWS there's something wrong with him and he's RIGHT but he's being lied to and told there's no evidence#I've been going through it over the past few years figuring out that most of my mental health issues stem from my period#so i have shared a sense that There's Something Wrong With Me#so it's personally disturbing to imagine being lied to about that and let to rot#could also be that it's evidence that will really has nobody in his corner. except for Bev i guess. <3 bev#the idea that he's truly alone in the world and in a victim position like. hopeless.#also spent a good amount of time growing up thinking about situations so bleak there's no escape. so that kind of thing gets me but i was#always thinking more for a group or a side in a story so like. for one person is even more upsetting. darker than what i'm accustomed to#i could probably keep going i love theorizing#will graham: you won't like me when i'm pyschoanalyzed#me: people only like me when i'm psychoanalyzed
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PRIVACY na jaemin
in which jaemin's one of your closest friends. what the rest of your friends don't know is that the two of you have been fucking in their houses every time you hung out.
fwb!na jaemin x afab!reader ( x slight haechan near the end) wc: 1k
cw: nsfw + mdni, smut, voyeurism, fwb kind of but there's romantic kissing that's too intimate to be justified so maybe not, fingering, dry humping, riding (with clothes on), oral fixation (imo he'd be a boob guy sorry), cum eating? kind of..., getting CAUGHT, haechan is a freak but what's new, possibly part one because i want to continue the ending >:3

Had it not been for the strong grip Jaemin had on your face, covering your mouth with his bigger hand, you’re sure you would’ve been kicked out of Donghyeok’s house, maybe even out of your friend group – that would be considered a light consequence by you, if anything.
You’re not sure when your relationship changed with Jaemin. Having shared several mutual friends for years, it was only natural that the two of you would bond. What your group didn’t expect, though, was for you two to connect so deeply. Shy waves turned into long embraces, and before you knew it, you were in his bed wearing nothing but a long T-shirt of his and a pair of boxers - this part was unknown to your friends, who just assumed you were weirdly close best friends and nothing more. Donghyeok was the only one who’d sometimes theorize over your touchy friendship, yet no one would pay him any attention, being known as the most dramatic male in the group.
The idea was Jaemin’s – he suggested it’d be fun to try something new sexually, yet you were quick to shut him down, imagining something much more vulgar. When he mentioned voyeurism behind walls, explaining how it was only for the thrill and he would never genuinely want someone to watch unless you wanted it too, gears shifted in your head and you hesitantly agreed. That was two weeks ago, and since then, Jaemin had jumped on you in the ‘privacy’ of your other friends’ bathrooms five times already. It almost felt as though it was a challenge to the male, who you noticed would become increasingly antsy, closest to cumming when you would hear the familiar thump of someone’s footsteps passing down the hallway.
That’s what landed you in your peculiar predicament, straddling Jaemin’s lap with a hand of his over your mouth as his other arm guided you onto him in slow motions, dragging your clothed clit on his growing bulge. You were in the main bedroom, pulled onto the male who sat in what was known humorously as Donghyeok’s ‘Cuck Chair’ among your friends – simply a soft one-seater that faced the bed.
It was hard to muffle the loud noises Jaemin forced out of you, writhing in pleasure as you finally felt his fingers slide over your clothed core. His middle finger rolled gentle circles onto your clit as his other hand moved down from your mouth, and towards the strap of your tank top. One of your arms was wrapped around his neck, grasping his hair for support as the other replaced Jaemin’s, hiding your own embarrassingly loud moans.
Your smaller fingers weren’t enough to cover the gasp that escaped you as he pulled down the strap, dragging the rest of the material with it until your boobs were in view. He let out a loud groan at the sight, making you pull his hair as a warning to shut up, yet the action only made his volume increase.
Leaning in to take your nipple into his mouth, his hand that had slipped under your skirt stopped with the circling motion, causing you to whine at the loss of contact. Your whines were cut off quickly though, as he pulled your panties to the side, hooking them open wide enough to slip his hand under. Finally feeling two of his long fingers slowly pushing inside you, your grip on his hair grew, and you had to fight every atom in your body to keep your hand over your mouth.
Jaemin’s movements quickened, stretching you out on his fingers, and curling them to reach deeper into your walls. “Feel so good around me, baby. You wanna cum?” He whispered, pulling away from your chest for a second before diving back in. When you nodded in response, he moaned against you, leaving sloppy open kisses all over your chest. You kept rocking against him, eager to feel him further inside of you, which caused you to grind against his still clothed dick. The combined stimulation of his mouth on your tits and his fingers inside of you made your stomach turn and a pit form, his palm now pushing against your clit which made you bite down harder onto your own hand.
The motions repeated until the pit collapsed, and you rode out your high on top of Jaemin, who was close behind. Continuing his actions until you whispered in his ear, begging to give you a break, he took his fingers out of you, unlatching from your chest to guide them in his mouth and suck the fluids off.
The sight of Jaemin so desperately getting off on your taste made you blush, and you leaned in, giving him a way-too-intimate kiss that was almost shy, yet had him reciprocating almost immediately. The hand he licked clean moved behind your neck, holding your head close to his as he pried your mouth open with his tongue - you could taste yourself on him. A whimper came out of his mouth at the mix of your spit and his, and he could tell he was cumming soon.
Just as the kiss got more passionate, pushing him closer to his climax, the door bursted open, revealing an angry yet prideful looking Donghyeok who immediately jumped into his bedroom, “I knew it! I fucking knew it! In my room though? Really?”
You had expected Jaemin to push you off. Truly you wouldn’t be shocked if he threw you across the room and claimed he had nothing to do with it, yet the male shocked both you and Donghyeok as he continued his actions, taking his eyes off his angry friend and looking at you, placing both hands on your hips and continuing to grind your body against his. “Wait, Jaemin-” Before you knew it, his mouth was open, releasing a loud moan as you felt the fabric of his pants turn damp.
You were mortified, to say the least. Jaemin had just done that in front of your friend, who was already seemingly and rightfully pissed off at the fact that you were in his room. What neither of you expected was for Donghyeok to simply whine like a child, slamming his door and moving closer. “Seriously, you were doing this in my house and never thought to invite me?”
a/n: this is the first smut fic i've posted on this blog and i'm nervie... lmk if you guys liked it and ill blush and write a part two with both haechan & jaemin ^_^
#nct x reader#nct dream#nct#nct dream x reader#jaemin#na jaemin#jaemin x reader#na jaemin x reader#jaemin smut#na jaemin smut#nct dream smut#nct smut#haechan cameo
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SV AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a kind of mimicry demon.
He still gets tasked by the System with replacing Shen Qingqiu, except this time he actually has to pull off an imposter role on multiple levels, while the real Shen Qingqiu is stuck in a coma due to his qi deviation. Initially he thinks the situation is going to be temporary -- just take over until he figure out how to get the original goods to wake up -- but Shen Jiu's condition proves to be more difficult to repair than just waiting. Shen Yuan buys special side missions from the System to find items and artifacts to keep Shen Jiu alive, mainly because he doesn't want to be stuck playing this part until Luo Binghe kills him, but also after the first couple of times Shen Jiu regains some consciousness (not enough to leave his bed), Shen Yuan starts to feel kind of... bad for him. Too. Despite everything.
Shen Jiu, of course, is deeply suspicious of this doppelganger that has obviously taken advantage of his weakness to infiltrate the sect and steal his identity. He initially theorizes that the creature must be keeping him alive because it needs some aspect of his vitality in order to keep posing as him, but as they share more encounters is forced to concede that the thing might just be insane? And weirdly softhearted. Over time and by feigning sleep to listen in on Shen Yuan's muttering, he figures out that this all has something to do with Luo Binghe, which he's not pleased about. But he can't deduce what. (Luo Binghe doesn't get to move into the side room in this version of the story, because Shen Yuan has the house on lockdown for obvious reasons, but he does still get to make Shizun's meals!)
Anyway, Shen Jiu doesn't manage to conveniently wake up before the Immortal Alliance Conference. Shen Yuan has to throw Luo Binghe in, which he hates, but along the way he manages to recover that magical flower macguffin that won't work on Without-a-Cure (which he doesn't have in this AU because his species is immune to it), brews a tea that finally fixes Shen Jiu, and then fucks off to go mope about Binghe being in the Abyss.
Shen Jiu doesn't tell anyone about his demonic replacement, for a variety of reasons. One, he's punishing the other peak lords for not figuring it out themselves. Two, he's punishing himself for the fact that a literal demon replaced him for like 3 years and everyone considered it an improvement. Because it was. Three, he has mixed feelings that might potentially amount to not wanting to hunt down and kill Shen Yuan, but he's not admitting that even to himself.
Everyone thinks that Shen Qingqiu's return to asshole form is a result of Luo Binghe dying, and that his sudden new research projects are part of him like, trying to make sense of a senseless tragedy, and coping. But no, he's still trying to figure out why the fuck Luo Binghe was important and why Shen Yuan inserted himself into their lives only to basically just do Shen Qingqiu's job while he was indisposed, and then fuck off the moment Luo Binghe left the picture again.
After... healing Shen Jiu. Also. For some unfathomable reason.
But this version of the System's just happy that the plot is back on track! And surely it will stay back on track. Yes? Problem solved, right? Shen Yuan? Definitely nothing is going to mess with the rest of the story, cough cough, wait why are you visiting User 01, and what would you, a demon shapeshifter, need with a Sun & Dew seed...?
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#shen jiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#shen yuan's got a problem#because he threw luo binghe into the abyss and so even if shen jiu definitely would have done it and is still an asshole#can he really let someone else shoulder the horrible consequences of his own (albeit coerced) actions?#binghe deserves revenge but he won't even be taking revenge on the actual wrong-doer this time!#surely this system won't mind if he just... sticks shen jiu's soul into a new body after the narrative's done with him...?
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Time
The JL have noticed that Marvel doesn’t really have a sense of time. Like at all. Batman and Wonder Woman theorize that his sense of time is different from others’ considering how old he is.
They don’t know there’s actually nothing wrong with him. But anyways…
In the Batcave…
Batman: *working at the BatComputer*
Robin: *walks over and sees one of the camera feeds of the watchtower* “B? Why is Captain Marvel staring out the window?”
Batman: “I don’t know. He could be watching the stars.”
Robin: *presses one of the buttons to rewind the footage* “He’s been watching the stars for nearly three hours?”
Batman: “What?”
That’s how they were greeted with a lapsed footage of Cap standing as still as a statue, hands folded behind his back, staring out the window.
Billy was actually listening to the Gods fight the entire time. That wasn’t messed up time dilation in the slightest.
As for how this relates to time…
Flash: “Cap? Buddy?”
Marvel: *stops listening to the Gods* “Yes?”
Flash: “Is everything alright, man?”
Marvel: *confused* “Yes? Why wouldn’t it be?”
Flash: “Well, you’ve been standing here for at least thirty minutes dude.”
Marvel: “Huh…? No I haven’t. I’ve been here for, at most, a couple minutes.”
Flash: “Uh… No. You’ve been here longer. I‘ve passed you several times over the course of a couple hours but I’m choosing to believe that you’ve actually been here for thirty minutes.”
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At the Watchtower…
Supes: “I’m really worried about, Cap. He hasn’t been seen around the Watchtower lately. I’m concerned.”
Wondy: “Don’t worry, Clark.” *claps him on the shoulder before whipping out her JL comm, calling Marvel, and putting it on speaker*
After a Couple Rings…
Marvel: *picks up, sounding groggy* “Diana? What is it?”
Wondy: “Brother, Superman has shown some concerns regarding your whereabouts. I also share them. Where have you been as of late?”
Marvel: “Uh… sleeping.” *still sounds like he’s trying to wake up*
Supes: “For days??”
Marvel: “What? No. I’m pretty sure I’ve only been asleep for a couple of hours.”
Wondy and Supes: *share a look*
Supes: “Cap, have you been in Fawcett or at the Watchtower at all recently, or have you just been sleeping?”
Marvel: “Sleeping.”
Supes: “Oh, I see.”
They made a note to never let Marvel sleep again unless one of them were nearby. If he could sleep for two weeks without waking up until they called him, they didn’t wanna imagine how long he could sleep without their interruptions.
Little did they know that this was because of the Rock of Eternity and how time is wack there. To Billy, he actually felt like he was asleep for only a couple hours.
Anyways, all these incidents, plus a couple more have caused a JL to compile a list of rules:
1.) Interrupt Marvel whenever he starts to stare into the distance
2.) Interrupt/Keep a close eye on Marvel if he sleeps
3.) If he disappears for a day or two, he’s probably busy. If he disappears for three or more, he’s probably sleeping or staring off into the distance again
4.) Tell every hero about these rules because you wouldn’t want one of your heaviest hitters going missing or unresponsive.
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