#Keep Your Secrets

[elaine19day]

[thatmultifandomchick]

My favorite thing about the original Wizard of Oz books is how they explain the things that should not be alive but are. Because it’s basically:

“Why are the Patchwork Girl and Jack Pumpkinhead alive?” “They were brought to life by magic.”

“Why’s the Tin Man alive?” “He’s actually a walking ship of Theseus and was once human.”

“Why’s the Scarecrow alive?” “What are you, stupid? He just is!”

[detaylor]

wanted to commemorate my mastery rank-up screen but forgot I had UI in screenshots turned off aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[weratebeanz]

Customer service voice? Hawk heard what you really said.

3/10 for professional advice, 10/10 for keeping your secrets.

[linuxgamenews]

Barony Update: Keep Your Secrets Expansion Now Available

Barony update Keep Your Secrets releases for the first-person co-op roguelike game for Linux, Steam Deck, Mac, and Windows PC. Thanks to the creative team at Turning Wheel for making this happen. Available now for all players on Steam and Humble Store. Turning Wheel just released a fantastic free expansion update for Barony, and it's live right now. The Keep Your Secrets update brings a whole new level of fun to the game on Linux and Steam Deck. While offering new features, more enemies, and a bunch of great surprises to make dungeon crawling even better. Plus, it's another one of their promised Kickstarter goals.

So, what’s new?

The Compendium

Let’s start with the big one — the Compendium. This is basically a magical encyclopedia filled with all the juicy secrets of Baron Herx's dungeon. It tracks everything, from items and enemies to game lore about different realms. And get this — it also keeps a record of your Barony in-game deeds, thanks to this update. Every time you encounter something new, more pages unlock in the Compendium. While giving you all the info you need to take down enemies, uncover traps, and master all those hidden treasures. To dive deeper into the dungeon’s secrets, you'll need Lore Points. These are earned by completing Achievements, which you can then use to research different entries in the Compendium. Already unlocked a bunch of Achievements? No worries—you’ll get credit for them too. Pretty slick, right? If you’re tired of getting wrecked by the same monsters over and over, this new feature is your best friend. Learn their weaknesses and how to counter them!

Keep Your Secrets Update for Barony

New Breakables and Enemies

Who doesn’t love smashing things? With this new content, you’ll find new breakable objects scattered throughout the dungeon. Break them open for items, gold, or—surprise! — even enemies. You never know what you’ll get, so smash away on Steam Deck and Linux. On the enemy front, the Barony dungeon just got even more intense in this update. Slimes are now more dangerous, with elemental types and spray attacks. Plus, you’ll also have to deal with Bats, Bugbears, and Gnomish Thieves lurking in the shadows. Each ready to make your life harder.

The Ruins Overhaul

Baron Herx’s Ruins have gotten a major makeover too. Around 170 new rooms have been added to this realm, with everything from ancient statues to arcane traps waiting for brave adventurers. You’ll need to tread carefully, as some rooms are downright deadly. Keep your eyes peeled for new Mechanist security systems and other surprises.

Gnomish Thieves

Speaking of enemies, let’s talk about the Gnome Thieves. These guys have abandoned their mining days and now roam the Ruins looking to rob anyone who crosses their path. They attack in groups, using both ranged and melee weapons, and they’ll even drop traps when they die in Barony in the update. Oh, and don’t get too bold — these gnomes are smarter than your average goblin. Watch out for their leader, too; take him down, and the rest will lose their nerve.

Bugbears

Last but definitely not least, meet the Bugbears. These bruisers are tough and carry serious weapons like battle axes and crossbows. They like to get up close and personal, using shields to bash you if you’re not careful. If you try to snipe them from a distance, they’ll just raise their shields to block your shots. They’re not just muscleheads, though—they’ll strafe around you and divide your attention, so you’ve got to stay on your toes.

Ready to jump in?

All this goodness is available now on Linux, Steam Deck (verified), Mac, and Windows PC. Whether you’re a veteran or just diving into Barony for the first time, the Keep Your Secrets expansion update adds tons of new challenges and content to keep things fresh. Available now for all players on Steam and Humble Store. Priced at $19.99 USD / £16.75 / 19,50€.

[tchaikovskym]

So far, the best thing I've learned in the data visualization course is that we still don't know where the water will flow, and I think that's super neat

[buckleyirondad]

Maddie and Chim: our new neighbor is suspicious!

Buck and Eddie: we're gonna play poker in our nicest suits....for some reason!

[stupkur]

[sportsandlaughs]

[mycoolstoryworld]

hey wanna know a secret

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[clownaddict]

>gets invited to family group chat

>YAY

>Everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand

> LESS YAY

[choaticgypsyvicking]

HOLY FUCK I SPEAK NO CONTEXT TUMBLR

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[spookydingus]

when a Thing gets Popular but its fandom only uses the acronym so you go to look at the tags to see what the actual Thing is called and it's just the acronym again

the knowledge has been withheld. it is not for me. we will never know.

[daeluin]

interviewer: so this song, Heaven Iowa, tell me what is it about? Is it a real place?

patrick, a known liar, lying through his teeth: i don't know. i don't think so?????