#Keegan and chi

[spnmoosejerk]

Keegan & Xochitl had their twins almost a year ago now.

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@sharminameena

[iamdangerace]

Anasazi, I Saw The Witch Cry and Nuclear Paradise from the single (2012).

[thewinejeancriesover]

Adulting Activities pt. 1

-This is just part one of a series between Keegan and Y/N -Word count: 354 -This is very short since it's just the beginning! Keegan: "You're a child Y/n!" Y/N: "Nah-uh. I'm an adult!" Keegan: "Yeah! One that is significantly younger than the rest of us." Y/N: "Yeah! But I'm still an adult! Just one that likes to hit on other adults who are significantly older and have been adulting longer than I have been adulting." Kick: "So you're a chidult?" Y/N: Turning towards Kick in a hostile manner "And you're a CHICKEN!" Kick: "Nah-uh. I'm not a chi-" Keegan: "And I'm a COCK, so everybody sit down, shut up, AND SUCK IT!!!" Y/N and Kick stop to stare at Keegan. Y/n gets a smirk on her face, "Yes, sir" Realizing what he just said Keegan puts his hand above his crotch, as if guarding it and goes, "Wait, no." Y/N: "Awwwww man." Keegan's eyes grow wide, and he points to the door, "Out, NOW." Y/N: "No- wait, I thought you were..." Keegan: "No. Get out right now." His eyes squint and he glares, pointing harder to the door. Y/N leaves with a look of fear on her face, knowing she'll be in Elias' office later. Keegan looks at Kick, "I don't know if I should call SHARP or HR for that." Kick: "To be honest, I wouldn't call either. What I would do, is answer that booty call." Kick points to the door, gesturing towards Y/N. "I mean, when's the last time you felt the touch of a woman?" Keegan: "Uhhhh- 2016" Kick: "No- wait. Are you serious? Like for real right now?" Keegan: "Yeah..." Kick: "Oh my god, you need to go fuck the shit out of her bro... like right now. Go!" Keegan smirks, nodding his head. "You're right. I should, but no right now, I got paperwork to do." Keegan exits the room, leaving Kick alone, "2016. Holy fucking shit bro." ===============A LITTLE WHILE LATER==============

Y/N is at the gym running on the treadmill when she gets a text. Looking at her watch, she sees that it's Sergeant Keegan. Keegan: "Meet me in my office at 1800, we need to talk." Y/N almost trips over her own feet on the treadmill reading that message.

[francescacammisa1]

Mentre proseguivano e incontravano altre persone che conosceva e non conosceva, si ritrovò a domandarsi che senso aveva essere vivi se non ci si aiutava l’uno con l’altro. Era possibile tirare avanti per anni, decenni, una vita intera senza avere per una volta il coraggio di andare contro le cose com’erano e continuare a dirsi cristiani, a guardarsi allo specchio?

Claire Keegan - Piccole cose da nulla

Ph Jacques De Lalaing

[macravishedbymactavish]

Always Attract (Logan Walker x Reader)

TW: Mentions of alcohol and intoxication, otherwise more unedited chaos :D

Blog HQ

Keegester: Bring your boyfriend home before someone else does

You felt your eyebrows shoot up at the text, wondering how much trouble your sweet boyfriend had gotten himself into during their night out.

Give me 10 minutes, I'm on my way. Don't let him leave with anyone, he'll be too shy to leave in the morning.

You walked in, smiling as you saw Logan sitting happily sandwiched between Keegan and Merrick. You realized as you approached that this seating arrangement was keeping your boyfriend in place as the other two enjoyed their beers and soft conversation.

"He's been making a killing tonight" Merrick joked, sliding you a small stack of dollar bills as Logan hummed. Eyes closed as his head was leaned against the older man's shoulder. "We made sure it remained PG though". You stifled a laugh as your boyfriend happily nodded, eyes still closed and head perched on Merrick's shoulder.

Walking around behind the men, you slipped your one arm over Logan's shoulder, pulling him slightly back into you. Pouting softly as he tensed up with a sour look on his face.

"No freebies" he mumbled. Pulling himself forward and leaning against the bar. Keegan and Merrick howling with laughter as you sighed to yourself and grabbed Logans shoulder. "No freebies. I know my worth" he mumbled again, jerking away from you.

"I know your worth too Logan, now let's go home" you sighed, running your hand along his arm.

"Ma'am." He gasped, turning around to look you in the eye "how forward, I'm flattered but no". You watched as he focused on you, as his features softened into a small smile. "Love. You're here" you felt hands on your waist as he leaned his head against your chest.

"To take you home babes. Before one of your spectators beats me to it" you hummed, pressing a loving kiss against his hair.

"One of them has been buying all my drinks tonight, I could get them to pay for yours too" he looked up at you, chin against your front as he wore a proud, lopsided smirk.

"As tempting as that sounds, we could also go home." You wagered, gauging Logans reaction before continuing. "Change into pj's, curl up in bed and watch a movie on Netflix. How's that sound?" You regretted your wording the moment you saw his eyes light up, not with passion. But with a fire started by arson.

"Netflix and chi-" you slapped your hand over his mouth, giving him a stern look as you heard his muffled giggles and hiccups. You chanced a look at Keegan and Merrick, who were clearly highly amused by his antics. You shot Keegan a pleading look, hoping that since Logan looked up to him that maybe he'd convince the boy to go home.

"You're cut off kid, go home." Keegan chuckled, patting Logan's shoulder a couple of times before shoving him forward off the stool and further into your embrace.

"Lame" Your boyfriend mumbled, mouth still covered. He shifted, standing up straight as he (begrudgingly) followed you out to the vehicle. "Don't tell them, but I'm really happy I'm finally going home" Logan attempted to whisper as the two of you left . Clearly not realizing he was speaking at his normal volume.

"I won't say anything, but let's go get some sleep" you nodded along.

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"Are you sure we can't do anything? I love you, I want you" placing a bottle of water and painkillers on the nightstand you rolled your eyes.

"I said we could cuddle and watch Netflix. Not fuck and then watch the credits. Now take your clothes off and change into this" you threw the pair of sweatpants at your still very intoxicated, very dressed boyfriend.

"You're giving me mixed messages" he complained, but started fighting to get his shirt off, getting about halfway before stopping. "I might puke". You nudged the garbage can closer to his side of the bed -- planning this out before you left to pick him up. Strategically placed garbage cans and bucket throughout the house.

"Then it's clearly time for sleep Lo" you rubbed your hand lightly across his now exposed lower back. Smiling at how he leaned into the touch slightly, before standing up to finish changing. Once he managed himself into his sweatpants, you flipped the blanket back, ushering him into the bed.

"Don't leave me, I love you so much. You're too good to me" he pouted, watching as you pulled the blanket back over him.

"I'm not leaving, I'm going to brush my teeth really quick then be right back" You pressed a soft kiss to his forehead before walking into the bathroom, quickly getting ready for sleep and cuddles with your extra loving boyfriend.

As you expected, Logan was out cold when you returned. One arm sprawled over your side of the bed as he laid on his stomach. You quietly slipped in beside him, smiling wide as you felt yourself be pulled flush against his body.

" 'm gonna marry you someday" you heard a sleepy, drunken whisper from behind you, before feeling a kiss pressed to your hair and a face nuzzle into your neck.

Bonus:

Keegster: Is he alive?

Ha, barely. Currently curled up in the bathtub with a bucket and crackers.

Keegster: He forgot his tips from last night. Merrick said he can't have them until he comes back to base on Monday

Isn't that big training op on Monday? With everyone under mandatory attendance?

Merrick: Exactly.

Taglist: (thank you beautiful soul for wanting to be part of this ❤️), @bloodonmyhands-1221

[the-football-chick]

Philadelphia Eagles 2024 Draft Class _____________

Round 1: No. 22- Quinyon Mitchell, CB, Toledo

Round 2: No. 40 (from WAS through CHI)-Cooper DeJean, CB, Iowa

Round 3: No. 94 (from SF)- Jalyx Hunt, EDGE, Houston Christian

Round 4: No. 127 (from HOU)- Will Shipley, RB, Clemson

Round 5: No. 152 (from WAS through SEA)-Ainias Smith, WR, Texas A&M

Round 5: No. 155 (from LAR through PIT)-Jeremiah Trotter Jr, LB, Clemson

Round 5: No. 172-Trevor Keegan, G. Michigan

Round 6: No 185 (from NYJ)-Johnny Wilson, WR, Florida State

Round 6: No. 190 (from NO)-Dylan McMahon, C, North Carolina State

[thatonesillyducko]

Hesh: "W- What are e-n-chi-ladas?" bro can't Spanish but get vanished

Jemíma: "They're tortillas rolled around a filling and covered with a savory sauce, you're going to love it"

Keegan: "Why can't we eat regular food like normal people?"

Jemíma: Tf you say? "I told you two. My mama who rests in peace has been coming to me in my dreams telling me that I'm losing touch with my roots" (another answer for "I'm turning into a white woman" lmao)

Hesh: "I see, but Dad is making steak and--"

Jemíma: No, no no. You have to respect others culture too. My mama can hear you" (joke)

Keegan: "What do you mean your 'mother can hear you'?"

Jemíma: "In my culture, we believe that dead are all around us"

Keegan: "Fine-- you know what, I'm going clean up my sniper. Oh Jemíma, have your mom run me up an iced tea in 10 minutes"

Jemíma: "YEAH, she has a better chance of making that work than YOU"

Keegan: "Better than me..."

Hesh: After seeing what he had just seen, Hesh simply turned to look away at the imaginary camera stare, similar to Jim from The Office.

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Jemíma: Jemíma stirred the tomato chilli sauce for the rolls to thicken and enhance its flavour.

Keegan: Keegan went into the kitchen, leaned to the side of the doorframe with his arms crossed. He blew a low whistle, seeing her stir and her body moving at the same moment. "..I love watching you stir"

Jemíma: When Jemíma heard him say that, she stopped stirring, her expression straight but unhappy. "Then I will stop"

Keegan: "Why? You're still mad at me?"

Jemíma: "Sí, you have to apologize"

Keegan: "I'm sorry... if you think your mother is here with us. I respect that. Now come here" Keegan welcomed Jemima into his arms as she approached him for an embrace when— "OH! where'd you come from? Yeah then we'll have to get you a little bell" Bro laughed hysterically

Jemíma: "ENOUGH KEEGAN, my culture is VERY important to me. I've been working all day to share with all of you! And you do is mock me. JUST GO!"

Keegan: "I-- I'm sorry! I'm just teasing you" man stfu

Jemíma: "Instead of being the comedian, why don't you help me?"

Keegan: "What do you need?"

Jemíma: "Slap the chicken"

Keegan: "...Do what?"

Jemíma: "In Mexico, when you cook in honour of the departed, you have to scare death away from the food to protect the people that are going eat it" (made up)

Keegan: "That's the nuttiest--"

Jemíma: "DO IT" ....

Keegan: "Alright- calm down. Give me the chicken" He took three chickens' meat out of the bowl, "Here we go" placed them on the kitchen cutting board, and started battering with his hands on it but slow

Jemíma: "Hm" Jemíma watched Keegan, but she wasn't impressed by how slowly he was doing it. "That's not scaring anything away. When my grandfather used to cook, The WHOLE HOUSE would shake"

Keegan: smh wtf she wants? He chose to give it a serious battering as a result, doing as she instructed.

Jemíma: "Louder" "HIGHER" "LOUDER, HIGHER" Every time she gave a firm order, Keegan would repeat it to her.

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Jemíma: "I made all that up, that's not a real custom in Mexico. We're not lunatics. little eyeroll But YOU mess with us and WE mess with you<3 that's the cost" (woman you awesome)

[bizflychat]

https://bizfly.vn/techblog/chatbot-ai-meta.html

Người dùng trên Facebook và Instagram hiện có cơ hội giao tiếp với nhiều ngôi sao nổi tiếng toàn cầu như Keegan-Michael Key, John Cena và Judi Dench thông qua khả năng mới mẻ của Chatbot AI do Meta cung cấp. Hãy cùng Bizfly khám phá chi tiết về chức năng hấp dẫn này.

[spnmoosejerk]

Keegan & Xochitl on the red carpet for the 2023 Brady Gala

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@sharminameena

[vincechambers]

I wouldn't have even considered you making Keegan do any of that. I hear Keegan's a great cook and baker.

Alright... Chi's still in class for another hour or so. We can stop and get Ray, who I'm assuming is your dog, and walk around campus.

Oh, I don't know how to cook. Keegan does all that stuff.--Not because I make him, [Aiden was quick to clarify.] He likes cooking and cleaning and everything.

Well... It's a nice day--as nice as a winter day in Ohio can be--I bet Ray would love an extra walk.

[iamdangerace]

White flowers never seem to grow in the places I must call my home. The smoke rises. It gets harder every day to see through to the places I feel truly free. In the shadows I can feel them watching us. Why must it be criminal to live generouisly. White flowers never seem to grow in the places I must call my home. And I wonder if I'll ever be in a place that makes me feel truly free.

Slaughter, madness, torture, disease destroy native breeds.

Tribes of the moon. Tribes of the dark. Tribes of the sea. Killing in the name of greed--Native Holocaust--Americans will never comprehend. Poison the horses. Kill the chants. Rape the women. Rape the children. No one seems to give a fuck. Just another race extinct in a world gone wrong.

Anasazi, Morbid Native from Nasty Witch Rock (2015).

CULT PUNKS

SEWER WITCHES

[francescacammisa1]

Era solo questione di imparare a gestire tutto quanto e a raggiungere un equilibrio tra quello che dai e quello che ricevi, in modo da andare d'accordo con gli altri e non solo con sé stessi.

Claire Keegan - Piccole cose da nulla

Ph Gordon Parks

[cavenewstimes]

Chi-Nu Experiment's Final Insights: Pioneering Data for Nuclear Security & Reactor Design

Jaime Gomez (left) and Keegan Kelly work to establish the Chi-Nu experiment, adjusting detector ranges and setting up gas lines for the fission-counting target (center). Credit: Los Alamos National Laboratory Experiment determines the energy spectrum of neutrons given off from neutron-induced fission. The outcomes of the Chi-Nu physics experiment at the Department of Energy’s Los Alamos National…

[lukeflanagan]

Yeah! It's in here. Come, come. [Luke ushered Keegan into the apartment.] Chi said you guys weren't home, so he dropped it off here with Théo Bell's box. Still waiting on everyone else to get home to open that one.

But you first!

Box? [Keegan asked, unsure how a box translated into a surprise.

He immediately blushed at the compliment.] Th-Thank you...

[cacuocfrance98]

CLB bóng đá Newcastle United & những thành tích đáng kể

Newcastle United là câu lạc bộ nổi tiếng tại thành phố Newcastle upon Tyne, miền Bắc nước Anh mà chúng ta không thể không nhắc đến. CLB này hiện nhận được lượng Fan hâm mộ đông đảo. Vậy hãy cùng France98 đi tìm hiểu chi tiết về đội bóng này nhé! 

Giới thiệu về câu lạc bộ bóng đá Newcastle United

Newcastle United Football Club, thường được gọi là Newcastle United hoặc đơn giản là "Newcastle," là một câu lạc bộ bóng đá hàng đầu ở Anh. Được thành lập vào năm 1892, câu lạc bộ có trụ sở tại thành phố Newcastle upon Tyne, ở miền bắc nước Anh. Newcastle United hiện đang thi đấu tại Giải bóng đá Ngoại hạng Anh (Premier League), hạng đấu cao nhất của bóng đá Anh.

Newcastle United chơi các trận đấu sân nhà tại St James' Park, một trong những sân vận động truyền thống và lịch sử lâu đời ở Anh. Sân này có sức chứa hơn 50.000 khán giả và thường được coi là một trong những sân đấu có khán giả nhiệt huyết nhất tại Anh.

Newcastle United có biểu đồ màu đen và trắng, và biểu tượng của câu lạc bộ là một con "những loài chim đỉnh đ��u" (magpie) trên nền hình nền màu đen và trắng.

Newcastle United với các thành tích đáng nhắc đến

Newcastle United Football Club đã có nhiều thành tích nổi bật trong lịch sử của họ, bao gồm:

Chức vô địch Ngoại hạng Anh (Premier League):

Newcastle United đã giành chức vô địch Ngoại hạng Anh bốn lần trong lịch sử của họ. Các lần này diễn ra vào các năm 1904-05, 1906-07, 1908-09 và 1926-27.

Cúp FA (FA Cup):

Newcastle United đã giành danh hiệu FA Cup năm 1909-10 và 1923-24, và họ đã lọt vào chung kết nhiều lần khác trong quá khứ.

Chức vô địch Cúp Liên đoàn (League Cup):

Mặc dù Newcastle United chưa từng giành Cúp Liên đoàn, họ đã đạt tới trận chung kết trong mùa giải 1973-74.

Thành tích trong cúp châu Âu:

Câu lạc bộ này đã tham dự Cúp C1/Champions League và Cúp UEFA (nay là Europa League) trong quá khứ và có những kết quả khá ấn tượng, bao gồm việc vào bán kết của Cúp C1 năm 2002-03.

Derby Tyne-Wear:

Trận derby giữa Newcastle United và Sunderland AFC, được biết đến là "Tyne-Wear Derby," luôn là trận đấu đáng chú ý và kịch tính trong lịch sử bóng đá Anh.

Các cầu thủ nổi tiếng:

Newcastle United đã có nhiều cầu thủ xuất sắc trong lịch sử của họ, bao gồm Alan Shearer, một trong những tiền đạo hàng đầu của Anh và là chân sút hàng đầu trong lịch sử Ngoại hạng Anh. Các cầu thủ khác như Kevin Keegan, Malcolm Macdonald, Peter Beardsley và Shay Given cũng đã góp phần vào thành tích của câu lạc bộ.

Lời kết

Tuy Newcastle United đã trải qua những thời kỳ khó khăn và thăng trầm trong lịch sử của họ, họ vẫn có một lượng lớn người hâm mộ trung thành và đang tiếp tục cạnh tranh trong Ngoại hạng Anh để đạt được thành tích tốt hơn trong tương lai.

Xem thêm: https://france98.com/cau-lac-bo-bong-da-newcastle-united/ 

[camoscio]

Ci siamo lasciati un mese fa con il Travelers e la vittoria di Keegan Bradley, che ha fatto comunque meno birdies di quante volte io l’abbia tagliato per poi ovviamente non averlo in squadra nel momento del suo inutile trionfo. Alla fine, nonostante io sia il Commissioner, devo dire che è stato un torneo sostanzialmente inutile anche perché è servito solamente al Barone per riconquistare la vetta della classifica. Dopo 11 tornei siamo raccolti tutti e tre in meno di 50 punti, mi piacerebbe proclamare che sia la consacrazione definitiva della nostra abilità, ma la realtà è che solo 6 volte abbiamo schierato il vincitore del torneo, per cui anche nella versione virtuale di questo gioco abbiamo vistose lacune. VI avviso che giovedì inizia l’ultimo major dell’anno, essendo in Europa le formazioni vanno consegnate entro le 6 di mattina di giovedì, ecco magari dateci un’occhiata finale il mercoledì sera. Buon gioco a chi può giocare!