#Kayea x diluc

[tenkobitch]

ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴇɴꜱʜɪɴ ᴍᴇɴ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀ

ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ

(Monstadt Ver.)

Genshin Men x Reader

Warning(s): Mentions of spiders/killing spiders

Genre: Fluff, crack fic

A/N: I thought about how different Genshin Impact characters would react to seeing a spider and I couldn't stop myself from writing this!

Also, sorry in advance, but I'm not gonna write for Mika. I don't know ANYTHING about him, and I don't feel like reading up on him just to make a small headcanon about him

Monstadt ver. Liyue ver. Inazuma ver. Sumeru ver.

Fontaine ver.

The Men of Genshin (individually) hear you scream in horror. When they run into the room, assuming you're in trouble, they see you huddled in a corner while shakily pointing at the other side of the room...

"THERE'S A SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

With no other choice but to confront your source of terror, they...

𝙆𝙖𝙚𝙮𝙖

You might think that Kaeya was at least a little bit afraid of bugs like everyone else, but he's the Calvary Captain... He's had to camp out in the wilderness and deal with all sorts of critters. He's worried about bigger things than a tiny bug.

He walks up to where the spider is and bravely steps on it. He looks back at you with a teasing smile, trying to contain his laughter.

"Do you feel better now?" He asks you as you cross your arms in mock frustration.

"It was a really scary spider..."

Kaeya walks over to the corner you hid in and pats your head.

"I'm sure it was."

𝘿𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙘

Diluc was really busy with his work when he heard your scream. He didn't even bother letting one of his maids check on you because he was already sprinting to check on you. When he found you on the floor, pointing to the spider, he calmed down and tensed up at the same time. For one, he was relieved to see that you weren't in any actual danger... But he was also not prepared to kill a spider.

Despite his body's response, he pushed forward and stepped on the spider. He immediately went to your side to comfort you.

"Are you alright? You probably gave everyone in the mansion a fright." (Yes, he was the one in fright, but he's not gonna admit that).

You smiled, giving his shoulder a squeeze. It was as if you were comforting him.

"Thanks for checking on me."

"Of course." He gave a small smile back, and you both went back to your work.

𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪

Venti is either completely sober or absolutely drunk. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN! So let's imagine two different scenarios...

Completely sober Venti will come to your rescue by getting a small piece of paper and a cup. He'd trap the spider in the cup and move the spider outside. Once he comes back inside, he'll squat down in front of you and bat his eyes at you teasingly. You'd pat his head and give him a grateful smile.

"Thanks for rescuing me..." He'd smile back and give you a cheeky smile of his own.

"I'll always come to your rescue!" He'd bat his eyes and look back at you with a finger on his chin.

"... But it'll cost you a smooch!"

But when you're dealing with an almost blackout drunk Venti... He's not rescuing anyone.

In fact, he's hiding behind you, pushing you to kill the spider.

"KILL IT WITH FIRE! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" He's screaming his head off. You'll get so tired of it, you'll, somehow, temporarily get over your fears and kill the spider yourself. You look back at Venti as he's experiencing a full on meltdown, and you try to comfort him as best as you can.

"... Why did you kill that spider!? We could've kept it and named it Barbatos Jr.! Whyyyy!!!"

At this point, you were done with his behavior and decided to just let him be.

𝘼𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙤

He's on the case! He gently picks up the spider and cups it in his hands. He's not even afraid to touch the spider. He walks back in the room and nods in your direction.

"The spider will not be a problem anymore. I've let it free outside." He tries his best to give you a small smile to comfort you. Before you can get another word in, though, he's already headed back to his lab and he just... continues to work...

Before you lose all hope of hearing another word of comfort from him, he reappears in the room's doorway. He crouches in front of you and puts his hand on your head. He's not sure what else to do, but it seems to make you feel better, so he just stays like that for a bit.

"Please, do try to not scream next time. I thought you were hurt."

"I can't promise anything."

𝙍𝙖𝙯𝙤𝙧

He also believes in not hurting the spider, so he tries his best to get rid of the spider for you. He doesn't really understand why you're scared of it, but he doesn't have time to question it. If you're scared, he has to do something about it!

When he manages to get rid of it, he immediately comforts you.

"Are you okay? Did spider do something that scare you?" You shake your head in shame, which ends up making Razor confused. But he's learned not to question things like this, at least, not in the moment. He'll ask about it later.

For now, he'll give you a tight hug and hope that he can comfort you with his actions instead of his words.

𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩

Normally, Bennett doesn't have luck killing spiders for you, but he tries his best. If he does manage to kill it, you are forever in his debt.

You only do this because he just spent the last ten minutes attempting to kill the spider, and you feared for your life while he was doing so. He turns to see your head peeping into the doorway with the bedroom door slightly closed. Were you trying to lock him in the room if he failed?!?

"Sorry I took so long, but I got the spider!" His smile drops slightly as he sees you slowly backing away into the hallway.

"You... You can come back in the room..." You come back into the room and give him a grateful hug, trying your best not to laugh at the pout on his face.

"Thank you for using a bit of your luck to kill the spider..." The smile he once had reappears on his face, and he hugs you back.

"I wish it was luck. I'd say it was more determination than that-"

"Just take the compliment!"

[chiibi-chaan]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮. [𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐭 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.]

Content warning// afab!reader, chubby reader (only slightly mentioned with Kaeya, but you can still imagine the reader as chubby is you want, or not if you don’t), making out, small spoiler about Albedo, aged up Bennett and Razor.

I didn’t do Venti because I don’t really like him, I didn’t know what to write about him lmao I’ll maybe add him later if some ideas pop up in my head.

Not proofread.

Masterlist. Genshin Masterlist.

𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡.

Kaeya loves to kiss you while having you sitting on his lap, he just feels more comfortable with having the weight and warmth of your body pressed against him, it’s not even just while kissing, he just loves showing that you are his girl and that he can handle you no matter your weight, he is strong and he knows it just as much as you do. Kayea is fond of PDA, he is proud of being yours and he won’t hold back if he feels like making out with you in public, he will hold your hips or even your neck while kissing you, his tongue already dancing with yours while he gently squeezes your hips or your neck.

𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐫.

Diluc is really reserved, he didn’t really have a girlfriend before going out with you, you could even call yourself his first one, and he isn’t ashamed of it at all, he wants to learn how to love and show affection with you, you are his first love and he was proud of giving you his first everything, except maybe for his first kiss since he kissed a girl when he was a kid, by mistake, but it still was a kiss. He was really clumsy at first, he didn’t know what to do with his hands, his cheeks reddening with a deep shade of pink as you kissed him for the first few times, his brain was melting and his heart felt like it was about to jump out of his chest and it took a few seconds for him to relax, your fingers running through his hair really helping him to do so. Finally, he cupped your face, his warm palms resting against your cheeks while he kissed you back, his face becoming redder because he couldn’t help but hold his breath. Kissing you was truly breathtaking for him, and even now, after being with you for such a long time, he still held back his breath each time you kissed, as if breathing would shatter the passionate moment you were sharing.

𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨.

Just like Diluc, Albedo is reserved, except that he does have experience, given that he is more than 400 years old. Even though you both are in a romantic relationship, it’s complicated to see each other, Albedo is almost always in his laboratory outpost in Dragonspine, and you can’t possibly go see him all the way up there, your body wouldn’t support the cold, you’re only human after all. But when he comes to see you in the city of Mondstadt, you can’t help but run straight into his arms, his smile and his warm embrace welcoming you, and at times like these, you felt more at home against his chest, wrapped in his arms, than in your own house, and his lips finally meeting yours always left you breathless, his arms firmly wrapped around your waist as he kissed you in the most passionate way, with a slow and long kiss showing just how much he missed you.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭.

Bennett is the most adorable and loving boy you know, even if his luck is truly terrible, it’s really hard for him to be anything but happy and cheerful, he can find positive things even in the worst situations, and he truly is the sun of your life, your sweet sunshine. Really, sometimes you can’t help but worry about him, as his girlfriend, seeing him come back home with cuts or bruises break your heart, but he loves being an adventurer, and you can’t take that away from him, so you just make sure to shower him with affection and kisses each time he needs you to, and even if he doesn’t. There are days when he isn’t that cheerful, even if he does try to, and that’s when he needs kisses and hugs from you the most. Most of the time, you are the one kissing him first, but he is the one holding onto you when you try to pull away, his hand resting against the back of your head while he melts into the kiss, smiling softly while pressing his lips against yours, and even leaving soft pecks all over your face while you catch your breath. Even if you make the first step, he is the one showering you with affection the most, because when he does so, it makes him feel the happiest and luckiest in the world. Being able to show you his love truly is the best blessing he had received in his whole life.

𝐑𝐚𝐳𝐨𝐫.

Razor is not like normal people, given that he was abandoned as an infant and mostly raised by the Wolf of the North and his wolf pack in Wolvendom. You met him when he stepped in the city of Mondstadt for the first time, and really it wasn’t hard to approach him and become friend with him, even if he looked more… wild than the average person. Razor started to interact with humans way before you met him, but you were the one who helped him to most to get used to life in society, even if he was still clumsy sometimes, or uncomfortable with crowds. You both grew up together as friends, and as a couple after becoming adults. For him, it was really hard to understand how humans showed their affection, it wasn’t like wolves did at all, he didn’t understand why people kissed, like what was the use of pressing their lips against each other, but what he truly liked the most was hugging, he was really fond of holding you. He was the most comfortable with having you in his arms, close against his chest, it made him feel like you stood closer to his heart too, even though you already occupied all the space in there. In public or in private, he didn’t care at all, he always had his arms wrapped around your waist, hugging you from behind when you were both outside and following you like a shadow sticking to your back. He started to like kisses too, when he became used to it, but between kisses and hugs, he didn’t even have to think before choosing, holding you was the best thing for him.

[endieliler007]

hi. She’s done. Behold! Kaeya.

Art by me, characters belong to Hoyoverse.

nine grueling hours on this thing, but man. It was so worth it. Hope y’all like it as much as I do.

with love, Endie.

[jibbly420impact]

POLL BECAUSE I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I GUESS NOT WHOOPS

[maikecho]

And we had only a bright future waiting for us

[vyntilador]

A jar of emotions

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A VERY very slow slowburn with a fuckton of mixed signals with Diluc

Genre: Idefk Romance??? Angst??? Idk man

Character/s: Diluc Ragnvindr, Kaeya Alberich(side)

A/N: This is definitely not from experience.

And most definitely not me hoping that me n my crushs' rs is just a slowburn T^T

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You were a new knight in training in the knights of favonious. At the time, everyone up to Diluc. With his abilities as a knight and his leading skills as the Cavalry Captain, he was the best role model a knight could have. Though, your admiration for him didn't stop at that. You started to notice how his eyes gleamed at the sight of grape juice. How his soft features turn tense and how his eyes were full of determination with every second passed while he trained his swordsmanship. You start to remember every little detail he spoke of and you knew that you weren't supposed to feel these emotions towards your captain yet, he had you captivated under his spell of love. The very first time you saw his more relaxed side was when he served as a wingman for his brother, Kaeya who, as the rumors say, had a crush on you. He delivered the letters and gave them to you and the one moment you decide to write one back, you recalled how bright his smile was as he relished in the moment as he basically had a spring on his step as he got ready to send the letter to his brother.

You didn't know when these feelings of love grew within the depths of your heart but the moment you realized it, it was already too late. With every time that you were in a large crowd, your eyes seemed to magically find him in the midst of it all, debating wether to avert your gaze or not. You also noticed how he took occasional glances towards you while you and your friends stayed in the library to study and hang out and how you immediately felt his presence the moment he comes near. And how his friends and colleagues teased him whenever you came near. Though, even with all of these signs of his crush on you, he still seemed distant. He avoided you as if you carried some kind of infectious disease. Your heart ached and your hopes were slowly being crushed but you held on to the hope that he's just afraid to show his feelings for you.

It was foolish of you not to realize and make the first move on him and you immediately beat yourself up for it the moment he spoke of how he used to have a crush on you back then but now he didn't while you were out drinking with your colleagues. A swirl of emotions took over your mind as you thought about his words. 'I had a chance back then? Why didn't he go for it? What does he mean about how he doesn't like me now? Does he have a new crush? Is he in a relationship now?' tons of endless questions crushed your mind as you excused yourself and screamed into your pillow as soon as you got to your own quarters. You still despised how for such a ridiculous reason did you go on a detective spree to answer these questions of yours as you laid your eyes upon the man you admired with his hands holding another. The world suddenly got dark and your feet felt heavy as if you were glued to the ground as you struggled to breathe at the sight of another woman swooning over him. She was fabulous and you could only guess her standing in the society. She had the perfect body, breathtaking eyes, the silkiest hair and a heavenly man right beside her. You took that as a sign to walk away and hide as you tried your hardest to seem unbothered but as soon as the day ended, you plopped on your bed and let the dam holding your tears back break. It was clear that he was in a relationship with her even though he seemed cold to her. It was also clear that he wouldn't have picked you from the start over such a gorgeous woman but even as your rationality had let go of him, you let your heart take control and still hold on to the single strand of hope that he still has feelings for you deep inside.

Your friends have urged you many times to confess your feelings for him but you hesitated knowing that he already has someone else. Hell, even your siblings are telling you to spill it and you slowly regained your rationality and decided to distance yourself. And even with those efforts, he still somehow managed to worm his way back into your heart. You decided once and for all to confess to him on Valentine's day to have a heavy weight out of your chest. But it just made you increasingly nervous as the day came and you gave him your letter and ran away.(literally) You internally cursed Diluc Ragnvindr for neither Reciprocating nor rejecting your confession. How will this love story of yours end?

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A/N: 'M sure as hell this is a red flag but I'm wearing rose tinted glasses and theyre sun glasses not prescription ones so im blind asf LMFOAOOOO

What if I make a Kaeya ending thoooo😫😫😫

Also if ur filo, highly recommend listening to Pano by Zack Tabudlo kasi ano fit na fit dito WGSHHAHAHAHA

[guacvocado]

wrote a genshin diluc/aether fic yesterday.. maybe check it out i think it’s really good

[malereadermaniac]

Aphrodisiacs ~ Diluc X Male Reader

Taking 'headache' pills before bed... Top!Diluc x Bottom!Reader Word count: 500 Nsfw / MDNI ~ amab m!reader / FDNI

Poor Diluc getting tricked into accidentally making you and him take aphrodisiacs before bed

You had been complaining about headaches, and when Diluc talks to Kayea about it, the sneaky bastard hands him over 2 pills

The Knight claims that their pain relief tablets, but both you and diluc have to take them in order to work due to some Sumeran herbs

After the two of you take the pills with you meals, the beauty of the placebo affect hits you and your headaches leave

But once the two of you get into bed, hours go by and you're unable to fall asleep...

You have a raging hard-on and your breath is fast as you blush; Diluc beside you experiencing the exact same thing

Once the gentleman finally speaks up and apologises for him seemingly random desire to have you then and there, you let out a sigh of relief

Immediately, clothes get thrown to the floor, the moonlight from the window shining beautifully on your naked body beneath your husband's

Finally, the two of you feel relief once Diluc gently enters your strangely loose hole - your walls soft and gummy around Diluc's massive hard dick

Diluc can't help but notice how beautiful you look, his heart rate increasing every time you look into his eyes or when you let out the slightest sound

His groans echo in your ear softly as you scratch the man's muscular back - Claymors are heavy, and his muscles definitely show that!

Your breathy moans mix nicely with Diluc's, his soft hands either around your waist holding you down or holding your leg up on his shoulder

The hormones in your body make you more flexible than before, your body bending to Diluc's will as he runs through you like a horny madman

And when Diluc takes a brief breather, his dick still inside of you as he sits ups kneeling on the bed - his crazy muscular body and slutty waist shimmering from sweat and moonlight - the man chuckles as he looks down at your spent form, toying with your dick as he breathes deeply

Wrapping his huge hand around your cock, Diluc pushes you over the edge, your walls clamp down on his veiny cock as he refuses to thrust his hips

Your cum shimmers on your chest as Diluc chuckles deeply, his voice making your dick hard once again

Your husband's needs rear their heads once more as he's reminded of his impending orgasm, and so Diluc starts to pound into you once more

One hand on your waist and another gently on your throat, Diluc fucks into you like a dog in heat, moaning and grunting, whispering into your ear how fucking good you're making him feel

And once his thick cum fills your hole up, the aphrodisiacs take no less than thirty seconds to make Diluc carnally need you once more

And more

And more and more and more!

Tried something new, I like reading this kind of style, so some of my fics will be in this shorter "imagine format"

But I'll defo still do 'full length' fics too!

[balladxrecs]

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS !!

fic recs, genshin impact

disclaimer— none of the fics are my own works. authors will be credited・if you see any discrepancies please inform me so i can fix it asap・will not link a single profile / masterlist multiple times・all recs originally posted on tumblr unless stated otherwise

☁️ — fluff・❤️‍🩹 — angst (with comfort)・💔 — hurt no comfort・🤭 — suggestive・🔥 — smut

⚠️ — dark content

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[ HEADCANONS ]

morning sex 🔥・strrawb3rrysh0rtcak3

tartaglia, diluc, kaeya, xiao, kazuha

[ DRABBLES ]

a little something ☁️・ayaboba

ayato, kayea, wanderer, zhongli

deep throat 🔥・angelltheninth

kaeya, diluc, itto, thoma, ayato, childe, pantalone, dottore, capitano, alhaitham, kaveh, neuvillette, wriothesley, zhongli

favorite positions 🔥・mermaid-trash

albedo, alhaitham, ayato, childe, cyno, diluc, gorou, itto, kaeya, kaveh, kazuha, heizou, thoma, tighnari, venti, wanderer, xiao, zhongli

his habits during "it" 🔥・azullumi

diluc, kazuha, ayato, kaveh, alhaitham, tighnari, cyno, zhongli, wanderer

how they react when you fall asleep in lecture ☁️・whoistartaglia

childe, zhongli, alhaitham, neuvillette, wriothesley, wanderer

soft sex 🔥・auratux

alhaitham, itto, diluc, childe, zhongli

[ FICS ]

breeding 🔥・anantaru

wriothesley, zhongli, thoma, ayato

touching his chest 🔥・lunargrapejuice

diluc, kaeya, zhongli

your relationship with your boyfriend ... hasn't been great lately ☁️・x-noechi-x

diluc, zhongli, alhaitham

[ THIRSTS ]

[ SMAU / TEXTS ]

— writers, if you’d like to have your story / name removed, please just message me and let me know and i’ll get right on that

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ᨳ sexuality ﹕bisexual , demi sexual , demi romantic

◞ ★ ︉﹒ ︉likes (ships // kink)︔ diluc x zhongli , diluc x childe , diluc x childe x zhongli // brat , rope bunny , edging , rough play , sub , choking , collars

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#5

First Meeting Rosaria X Reader

First Meeting

Initially Rosaria had no previous thoughts about you, she knew you were a nice and respectable person with a good job and kind heart. Her first meeting with you however will be one she will always remember.

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Rosaria was walking to the Angels Share for a drink after her “Night Shift” as she rounded the corner to reach the Angels Share a man came flying out the window shattering it.

“(Y/N)!” The bar owner hollered.

“(y/n)?” Rosaria thought “were they the one who sent this guy out the window.”

“Ah don’t worry about it Diliuc I’ll pay for it after I teach this guy a lesson” you said

“(Y/N) PLEASE STOP YOU’VE ALREADY BROKE HIS JAW!” The cavalry captain yelled.

“BEAT HIS ASS (Y/N)!!! *hic*” the drunken bard that practically lived there shouted.

You hop down from the broken window and begin walking to the man that you sent through the window, grabbed him by the collar and said.

“You better take what you said about Sister Rosaria back! She is one of the most selfless, kind, and beautiful women in… all of… Tevyat…” You trailed off as you looked up to see the mildly surprised face of Rosaria.

“(y/n)” Rosaria said.

“Sister Rosaria” You squeaked out before letting go of the fellows collar turning around and scampering back to the broken window hastily climbing back inside paying diluc for the broken window and your drinks and running out the door and down the street in the span of time that it took for Rosaria to walk to the door and open it herself.

As Rosaria walked in the door The Bar Owner and Kayea suddenly seemed very interested in their respective clothing 

Needless to say Rosaria was now intrigued

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After this event Rosaria realized that you would show up to the Cathedral whenever the choir was singing no matter the weather.

True this isn’t a strange phenomenon for the people of Mondstadt but what is strange is the fact that you come to see her instead of Barbra like the rest of Mondstadt.

Rosaria remembers this because whenever she is persuaded (read: Kidnapped) by Barbra into doing choir, your face would light up for a split second whenever you see her and you will take out a journal and begin doing… something in it.

Rosaria only noticed this after you stopped coming to listen to the choir… it hurt her a little.

So being the ever level headed woman she is, she decided to break into your house while you were sleeping and read the journal.

The entire journal was filled with drawings of flowers, fruits, vegetables, animals, and Her.

None of the drawings were in poor taste either, no drawings of her without clothes, no offensive drawings, and no drawings of her doing anything un-Rosaria like either such as blushing.

In fact the drawings all seemed to highlight how she looked as she was besides certain drawings there were comments about how beautiful the color of her hair was or a comment about her eyes 

One of the most recent drawings however was a drawing of her mildly surprised face with a caption that read as such.

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Oh no, oh no, oh no, now she thinks I’m weird, I’m not going to be able to ever show my face to her ever again. But how will I get past my slumps whenever I have one like the one I’m in now? 

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Rosaria was… flattered if that is the right word

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48 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#4

Mash: you’re sick, you’re temperature is 105!

Gudako: if i was sick, could i do this?

Mash: *staring at Gudako*

Mash: what are you doing?

Gudako: …cartwheels. am i not doing them?

Mash, softly: no.

51 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

#3

Sara Kujou x Reader

Headcanons

Sara loves cuddles though she’d never admit it.

Sara loves it when she can put her head in the crook of your shoulders. She loves it because she can give you little kisses and bites.

Sara also loves it when she can lay on your back. She loves it because, to her, it represents that you trust her completely since no self respecting warrior would show their back to an enemy.

Her favorite part of you is your eyes. She loves them because of how shiny they are and their color.

You are one of if not the only person that Sara would let touch her wings.

Sara has a secret box under her bed that has two cloth dolls laying in it one of her and one of you. She made both herself.

Sara has also hidden pictures of you in the box that she took with her own personal Kamera and one taken by Kamisato Ayato that she “Confiscated” of the two of you standing together covered in flour, cake batter, and dango milk standing outside the Ayato estate. You were of course laughing like mad and Sara was looking like she was trying very hard to keep her composure whether it was because of Sheer rage, Despair, or Confusion because of the strange series of events that lead up to that.

Whenever you aren’t there and Sara has time off she’ll play with the cloth dolls enacting extremely romantic scenarios that will leave her flustered.

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84 notes - Posted October 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Tsundere Diluc X Reader

This man is like a deer in headlights when you talk to him.

Like, you order a drink and he just Freezes almost like a certain Cavalry Captain snuck up behind him and hit him with a blast of cryo that not even his pyro vision could melt.

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“Can I have some dandelion Wine Diluc?” you asked the poor proprietor as you walked in the door.

When you sat down at the bar rather than being greeted with a sour face and a glass of dandelion wine you were greeted by a frozen Diluc with what looked like a faint painting of pink on his cheeks.

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Diluc is convinced he is allergic to you, I mean how else could he explain that whenever he sees you that he starts sweating, gets hot in the face, and feels like something is running around in his stomach.

Eventually comes to the conclusion that you are somehow associated with the abyss and are poisoning him.

So Diluc takes you out on a “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission”. 

The “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission” started (as usual when you are involved) with Diluc being as stiff as a statue and you trying to figure out why.

The destination Diluc chose for the “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission” was the cliff near Dawn Winery facing Wolvendom which coincidentally had a beautiful view of Mondstadt city.

The refreshments for the “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission” were grape juice, a handful of alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, and several dishes cooked especially by DIluc himself

After the “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission” ends he offers to walk you home with the first complete non stuttering sentence he has ever said to you

Now convinced more than ever that he is allergic to you (He trash canned the Abyss theory).

Kaeya and Venti give him H E L L over this, constantly teasing him while Diluc gets closer and closer to saying fuck it and strangling them with his bare hands.

Diluc invited you on more “Strategic close range reconnaissance missions” afterwards.

On “Strategic close range reconnaissance mission” #15 he realized “Oh shit this is kinda like a date”.

This revelation sent Diluc backpedaling into a stiff statuesque mess whenever he saw you. 

In summary Diluc is a Tsundere obviously pining over you while Kaeya and Venti laugh their asses off eating popcorn and reveling in Diluc’s suffering.

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100 notes - Posted October 23, 2022

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[witch-hazels-musings]

absolutely smitten

warning: comfort / fluff - reader and character are recently engaged - character perspective (short read) | spoiler: childe’s real name 

includes: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, zhongli, xiao 

character x gn reader | anthology 

a-n :: i added a song to each story! listen to gather the feelings I felt while writing each passage, read them slowly for the best feeeeels - links to the song are next to each characters name)

albedo (about us)

the ring he’s chosen is handcrafted with love. the band a rich and elegant metal that appears to shimmer like water in the afternoon sun, the stone a perfect encapsulation of his feelings for the one he hopes will wear it forever. it’s bonded in the fabric of time, by the blood of the heart that beats for eternity, and the hopeful desires of a man whose lived long but feels like a child at your side 

he’s lost in thought but his eyes linger on the hand that’s moving feverishly across the page. words have finally lost all meaning, questions eluding him are answered, mysteries left unsolved as the universe comes into clarity at the locus of your finger. he blinks, shakes his head, attends to the person whose asked for his attention but as soon as they are gone he returns to watch you and capture in graphite what he sees. 

he had a suspicion you’d say yes but there was always that worry, that tickling fear in the back of his heart that his hypothesis of your love was one sided. so to hear your reply and know you’d have and hold him for the rest of your days, he has found his emotions overflowing; and he can’t stop smiling.

Albedo isn’t one for sharing, so the news would have to come from you, but as soon as it’s uttered and those celebrating with good wishes turn toward him, his cheeks are painted pink, white teeth flash in a smile, but his eyes have drifted to you - there’s no mistaking it, the data is in ... 

Albedo, the Chalk Prince, is absolutely smitten; he’ll never let you go.

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childe (steep hills of vicodin tears) 

the ring he’s chosen represents his promise. a promise to be yours forever; to honor, to care, and protect you. if tomorrow he lost it all - his name, his title, his livelihood - this ring placed on your finger would hold him together and make him whole once again. by wearing it you have become his family, and his family will never be lost nor taken 

it flashes in the morning light as you settle on the edge of the riverbed. your working away, minding yourself, but he can’t stop noticing the ring; you move and it rattles his heart until he cannot take it anymore and the colors of the gemstones are lost in tufts of orange. how are kisses able to feel so different - what magic rests in that band around your finger? 

at times he thinks about you. this isn’t anything new, but now it’s images your hand resting in his, of your bare skin pressed against him while a lazy finger draws circles on his chest, and the ring he placed there casts life across the bedroom. he hears the sound of your laugh as you pour out your gleeful reply to the question he never thought he’d ask. he sees your outstretched hand reach for him - just for him. he blinks but his thoughts never drift far from you.

past down from generation to generation, this familial bond has always been a treasure and now he gets to share it forever with the ring of his mother and the love that was always meant for you. what a fool in love ...

Ajax of Snezhnaya is absolutely smitten, he’ll never let you go.

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diluc (feel first life)

the ring he’s chosen matches you so well. it took him months of searching, travels all across the lands to find the perfect stone and the perfect band. it’s imperative that its exactly right for it has to rest, for an eternity, on the finger of the love of his life's - he’s spared no thought, nor expense to find it 

he holds your hand so delicately as if it’ll shatter in his grip. it carries so much of his future that he can’t bear the thought of being it’s downfall. the ring flashes in the light and it makes his stomach flip, it catches on his thumb as he runs his finger across your own, affirming the love he’s known all along. he can’t take his eyes off the symbol circling your finger, the promise to be his. 

at times it draws his attention when he should be focused on something else. you wave goodbye to regular patrons and he sees it resting, perfectly, on your finger. you’re jotting down a note, some fleeting thought that comes and goes, but he notices the way it stays steady, prominent. he kisses you goodbye while you’re sleeping soundly and he can’t stop himself from resting his fingertips on yours for just a few seconds more. 

he remembers the day he met you, the day you shared his feelings, the day you said yes with tears in your eyes and a smile so bright it would put the stars to shame. he remembers every second of his life with you and, now, he has the priviliage of being yours forever until the end of time. he is in love, so in love ...

Diluc Ragnvindr is absolutely smitten, he’ll never let you go. 

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kaeya (the misty veil of may)

the ring he’s chosen is a reflection of his love for you. the star shaped diamonds that encircle a gem of radiant blue have been specially crafted to fit you. the band is cold in his hand but when it rests on your finger it burns so intensely he can feel it in his heart - he’s speechless, for the first time in his life 

you reach for his cheek and he captures your hand so easily. yearning lips press against the fingertips you’ve offered him. he catches sight of the ring you accepted and his mind races; new questions left to answer, decisions to be made by a pair and not just one, promises, vows to swear and keep forever. he adjusts your wrist so he can see the shimmering gems reminding him you are his, and he hides his joyful tears in the cracks of your fingers. 

it makes him insatiable to see you hold a glass, when you to touch your fingers to your lips every time you’re lost in thought, the way you cover your eyes when annoyed by his games. you huff, but the glittering ice on your ring finger tells him that, no matter how far he pushes, you’ve promised to stay. so he relents and wraps his arms around you hoping you can’t read his insecurities through the tightness of his hug. 

he still can’t believe it’s true - he never thought he’d have someone like you - and now his world has grown a little larger. the family he always dreamed of can finally take root in the rings you both wear.

Kaeya Alberich is aboslutely smitten, he’ll never let you go. 

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zhongli (mysterium)

the ring he’s chosen is the most lavish of it’s kind. forgo the price, damn the payment plan, Zhongli has purchased the most extravagant ring he can find. they say a three months salary but he’s paid the price of a mountain to spoil you  - a rock this size could damage the hull of a ship (maybe that’s why you haven’t been invited to the Ocean Pearl in sometime) 

he’s rather proud of the way your head has lifted, at the way you brighten up each time someone gawks at your ring. zhongli doesn’t mind helping hold it in the safety of his hand while you offer thanks to the flurry of congratulations. he wants it known you have been securely taken. even when he’s not around. though he would never bring it up himself, he’s not shy to the surprised exclamations when they appear - a simple bow of his head is enough to hide the smile tugging at his lips and the intensity of his pounding heart. 

when you wrap your arm around his so he can escort you, his eyes flash to the ring, to your face where his desires to kiss you become so strong he may take a detour just to indulge for a moment. when he helps you get ready in the morning, assists with meals, retrieves the book high on the shelf; he simply adores taking your hand. each time he’s allowed, it provides him reassurance that his proposal to have it forever has been secured. 

partnership is a commitment, marriage is a bond. you know who he is, but it’s never held you back, and, now, he desires to take you completely in - this ring is a contract of his devotion and as soon as you accept it ... 

Zhongli, the great Archon Rex Lapis, will be absolutely smitten, he’ll never let you go.

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xiao (Varoeldur)

the ring he’s chosen is simple, but irreplaceable. its a collection of all the most meaningful parts of him bound together in a circlet that reminds him of you. the box that holds it was shaped from the wood of the tree where you first met, the stuffing keeping it safe are the same flowers you once placed in his hair. the band is a piece of his spear shaped and enchanted with his protection, the bead that rests in the middle is a part of his soul - to be bound with it’s mate in this, incredible lifetime

the path has always been narrow; just enough space for him to walk forward. darting lights destined to be snuffed out until the world returns to the dark familiarity he knows, but now the road is wider, larger, because of the radiant one who called out his name. it’s soft, beckoning glow showed him there was more than this diligent path he swore to follow - bands of color, shades of hue completely new to the lonely yaksha were brought forth because of you. he sees your light even from afar. it beats in his heart, it engulfs his memories, it takes root in his soul and now he has been swallowed up by the comforting calm of your love. 

xiao is always surprised by the quickness of his eyes as they flash to your hand. he’s unsettled by how incredible it feels when you touch him - a caress of his back, a soft, ‘im here’ against his arm, dancing fingers running through his hair. he’s melting into you and the feeling is so overwhelming but each time he notices the ring on your finger, he becomes grounded, solid, whole, once again. 

even though he may not show just how much you mean to him, there is no doubt that if the world were to turn to darkness tomorrow, you would be there to bring back the light. 

Xiao, the Vigilant Yaksha, is absolutely smitten, he’ll never let you go. 

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•End Point• Drabble/Notes

I had a realization about my Archon/God of Death (Y/N) Au.

The fall of Khaehnria is the Archons faults, absolutely. But the Archons had crossed a line when taking her job and turning it to a massacre. (Y/N) only kills because it's her job, her duty, the Archons took away innocent lives for their own "Devine punishment" against the people of Khaehnira. Celestia should of known better to mess with or tangle with the lives of mortals.

All of the Archons should of known.

Yet they choose Celestia over reasoning.

How Foolish.

Yet, that is why (Y/N) is there. She is the end of everything. Even God's can die, just like a mortal, in her eyes. For she has seen it. Witnessed it. Done it.

Even Celestia will meet the end of the rope one day, which will make quite a alot of overtime pay...

Oh well.

What else should I add?? Anyway, I know that the people of Khaehnira tried to take down the gods, but some of those people were innocent or were just children. Keaya is a example of the Gods and their foolishness. He was a child when he was thrust into war, a war against gods no less.

Character Voicelines for God of Death (Y/N)!

Venti:

"She... She isn't quite fond of drinking, but when she does. She's very sad. But she is kind to me, from what I can tell. Her garden is odd, I wonder if her pomegranates can turn into wine!"

Zhongli:

"Ah, I remember she was very independent. Her work ethic was better than anyone I knew of. Yet, her coffee addiction is almost as bad as that wind spirit..."

Raiden Shogun:

"I envy her. Mortals and even God's are weary of her. So am I. She's taken many things, from the life of a flower, to even a Archon."

Xiao:

"A, odd being... I've seen her wander a few years in between decades. She is good company to have around sometimes."

Childe: "Oh! Are you talking about that pretty lady I've seen around a few times? I think Mr. Zhongli knows her. I should ask him to introduce me don't you think?"

Diluc: "She isn't one to ask for wine, she's asked for coffee on many occasions. I must say, her addiction could rival that bards. At least she pays.."

Kayea: "Her tone is soft with me, even if I try to tease her! She looks at me with pity. I don't know what I've done to looked at like that?"

Kazuha: "I converse with her on the occasion, she has a eye for things. Notices things that shouldn't be noticeable. I think it's a impressive skill!"

[sarcastic-kai]

powerful secret

request: For the same men; I'd like to request reaction headcanons of Diluc, Kaeya, Childe and Zhongli with an s/o who appears weak and shy, but once on the battlefield or provoked in a fight shows to be quite powerful, power that may even rival an archon's 👀 

A/N: Hey lovely! Sorry it took so long to get out! Here it is my love. Hope it’s up to your standards <3

warnings: mentions of violence, mentions of sex (lemme know if I missed any)

characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli

note: I am not responsible for what you consume, clicking “keep reading” is solid evidence of that. Wether or not you’re a minor, I am not responsible for you.

Diluc

He would be quite shocked to say the least. 

Though he would definitely try to maintain his cool composure, he wouldn’t be able to get it off his mind.

Seeing you, surrounded by fatui, effortlessly slaughtering one after another had been quite the unsuspected surprise.

He just stood there, awed as his shy, quiet s/o suddenly turned into a battle field monster.

He wouldn’t talk about it for a while, debating with himself if asking the question would create some sort of rift between you two.

Why hadn’t you told him? He thought he knew you, but Hiding something like that seemed almost like a lie. He’d never seen you as fierce, so where did this sudden overwhelming power come from? Would it be okay to ask?

He’d decide it’d be better to ask than leave it unsaid. 

He’d find a quiet, mundane time to ask you, like when you two lay in the bed together in the morning, trying to convince yourselves that you don’t have to get up just yet.

However you explain it to him, he will be kind, compassionate, nonjudgmental, and understanding.

After all, you are still his precious little s/o, even if you are a beast in battle 

Kaeya

would be amused. 

Well shocked and a bit… jealous??? But ofc he’d mask it with amusement.

Would lowkey be irritated that you’re better than him. He is THE Kaeya alberich, after all. He can’t just be shown up by his shy, meek little s/o.

Would make a joke out of it or something, opting to use that as the “safer” method of asking you directly. After all, what if he stirred up some bad feelings? 

It probably wouldn’t be out of the blue, he’d probably try to work you up to the subject.

“Well, darling, I couldn’t help but notice how… refined your skills are. Quite impressive, really. Maybe even had me a little bit jealous~” *insert Kaeya chuckle here*

After your answer, he would respond as kindly and empathetic as possible, while still maintaining his normal kaeya persona.

Would probably think about how strong your kids will be 

May even be relieved that you can hold your own, then he has to worry about you just a little bit less <3

In the end, he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, he’d probably just take it as an opportunity to spar, place some bets, and even stir up a little fun ;)

Childe

this man would be… well, impressed, to say the least.

“And here I was, thinking that I had to protect my cute little s/o~”

Oh but he would be SO riled up by it. 

As we all know, this man gets off on violence, so seeing his s/o gracefully massacring an entire horde of enemies in a matter of seconds has him weak in the knees

Honestly, the little fuck would probably want you to dominate him, now that he knows you’re not so shy when you really don’t have to be

Y’all could be the new power couple <3

He probably wouldn’t ask any questions, unless you gave off any Indication of negative feelings regarding your actions.

He would ask you about it almost indirectly, giving you a charming smile when you answer a question he never “technically” asked.

Would reassure you that he doesn’t love you any less

If now, he loves you even more. Seeing someone he loves have that much power is just… such a turn on for this little perv

He would also secretly be reassured, glad to know that if you were to somehow get caught in the crossfire of his work as a harbringer, he wouldn’t have to worry about you being taken away from him so easily.

He would probably see this as an opportunity to show off to his colleagues, maybe even setting up a dirty little bet, saying that one of the harbringers would lose to you in a fight. Ofc they’d all take the bait, after all, who could be more powerful than them? Surely not childe’s s/o!

Whoever faced you would lose and childe would have a shit eating grin when his colleagues begrudgingly hand him a hefty amount of cash.

He’d probably victory fuck you <3

Zhongli

he would be… stunned. Truly, truly stunned.

How can you, his shy, meek s/o have power enough to rival his own? 

He would probably be in denial.

After all, would this sudden situation change the dynamic between you two?

He loves it when you rely on him. Loves it when you ask him to get things for you when they’re too high up (because he’s a fucking giant); when you snuggle against his chest like it’s the safest place in the world; when his hand engulfs yours as you stroll around Liyue, knowing that if trouble arises, he’d be right by your side to defeat it.

He would probably be very curious, but in a respectful manner, as classy as he is.

He would want to know where the power came from, how you handle it, what your abilities extend to, etc. Etc.

He’d probably never ask “why didn’t you tell me?”, because he’s such a gentleman, but the question would no doubt be swimming in those fiery orbs of his.

He would definitely reassure you that he loves you just as much as always, and that he isn’t upset that you didn’t bring the subject up earlier.

With your permission, he would love to take you out and watch you fight monsters. He’d find it very fascinating, gazing from afar as he memorized your movements, your technique.

He would probably be slightly happy about it. Because you two could be a power couple now, watching over Liyue and the rest of Teyvat with abilities that can silence any storm that comes to pass.

[enmuswife3]

Genshin men crushing on you bc I say so

Characters involved: Diluc, Kaeya Venti, Childe, Zhongli, Thoma, Ayato, Itto, Gorou, Xiao, Kazuha, Albedo

Gender: not specified implied smut if you squint at Kaeyas

Diluc

Diluc? Crushing on someone? HA that will never happen….or will it?

At first diluc didn’t know that he had a crush on you until Adeline knocked some sense into him

A blushing MESS around u

If you a drunkie like his brother and venti he’ll tolerate you and maybe take you home if you get too tipsy

One time you were strolling through Mondstat at night when some one came up behind you and tried to steal some of your money

Luckily! The Dark Night Hero was there to save you! And that’s how you became one of the people that knew the Hero’s identity

It went a little like this

It was around 8pm when I finally finished my duties for the day. I put on my jacket and walked home I lived in a small village outside of Mondstat. I was walking along the walls when suddenly someone grabbed my wrist and slammed me against the brick wall. “Give me all of your valuables!” The drunk man yelled as he put a knife up to my neck but before it could draw any blood a black ish redish figure swooped in and knocked the drunk man out. I turned to see who saved me I realized that it was diluc! “So your the Dark Night Hero everyone has been gossiping about!” I squealed “yea it’s me but are you okay? He didn’t hurt you did he?” Diluc said worriedly. “Ah I’m fine! But if you would excuse me I want to go home and crash on my comfy bed I’ll be on my way!” I said as I picked up my things to leave “w-wait! Let me walk you home- I insist!” He babbled “hehe okay<3”

Kaeya!

Smooth mf

Flirts and teases you every chance he gets

But what made him fall for you even harder is when you would come back with even FLIRTIER COMMENTS AND WOULD TEASE HIM EVEN MORE

“Hey y/n has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?” “No, has anyone ever told you how hot you are?”

The knight was to stunned to speak

Y’all end up hooking up sometime and when he first had a taste of you he was Fr addicted

🐱 put a spell on him he in a trance- Flo Millie

Drunk buddies!

You always end up paying for the 15 million drinks he had

He drunkly confessed his feelings for you while you were walking him home

It went like this

“Alright I’ll take him off your hands Master Diluc!” You said as you put Kaeya’s arm over your shoulder. “Please do” diluc sighed I chuckled and left the tavern we began walking down an alleyway when Kaeya suddenly stopped walking. “You okay Kae?” I asked worriedly then all of a sudden he pinned me to the brick wall and kissed me. When he broke the kiss he nuzzled into my neck and said “Archons I love you so much I’ve always have” “aww I love you too Kae” as we continued to walk to his house. By the time we got back he was dizzy and drunk off your kisses. “Stay……please?” He said as he looked up with his beautiful eyes “okay” I said as I kissed his forehead. <3

Venti

DRUNK BUDDIES

He would annoy you so much

But you’ll tolerate it

Follows you around it’s either just walking with you or stalking

He has to keep you away from mfs tryna confess their undying love for you

Prolly makes the wind push you towards his direction

Imagine your at good hunter tryna order a fisherman’s toast and next thing you know there a whole ass tornado pushing you away from Sara

“Welcome to Good Hunter! What can I get for you?” “Ah yes I would like one fisherman’s toast and a lemon water please” “alright that will be 300 mora” “okay! Let me just get my wallet- AAAAA”

Then you fall in Venti’s arms “oh! Hello y/n it seems that you have fallen for me~ ehe!” And your still in shockl cause a literal tornado snatched you off the ground

He also confessed while he was drunk at your house when you tried to get up

It went a lil like this

“Ven you shouldn’t be drinking this much! It’s bad for your health” I sighed as Venti slumped into my lap “ehe~ but if it gets me to position right now then I wouldn’t mind~” he burped. “Move so I can get up” I said as I shifted but Venti wouldn’t budge “Venti get up!” “No! I love you! Don’t leave me!” He wailed. Then you two just sat in awkward silence <3

Let’s be honest the only reason why you with him is because he needs a sparing buddy

So you guys would spar in the woods somewhere idk

Maybe at the golden house

But when you did a burst that he’s never seen before he took interest in you and kept you around

FEELINGS ARE DEVELOPING

FAMILY MAN

he realized that he was in love when you smiled at the little children and agreed to play with them

THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AINT HARD TO TELL YOU DONT KNOW OH OOH YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL - One Direction

I feel like he confessed accidentally while the two of you were sparing

Like you just look so hot fighting how can he NOT?

It went sum like this

“Heh your strong but not strong enough y/n!” The Harbinger chuckled “we’ll see about that!” I said as I got in my stance. I let attack me first obviously then I sliced his arm and caught him off guard and easily defeated him. “Damn that was kinda hot” he sight when he saw that my eyes widened he face turned red. “Uhm- did I say that out loud” he stuttered “yea” I said as I blushed “I guess the cats out of the bag!” He laughed

Zhongli

I’m writing him as a rich person idc what y’all say

Spoils you so damn much with fine jewelry and designer clothes

Takes you on nice dates n shii

“Here y/n a fur coat” “mister zhongli it’s the summer-“

Makes you tea and tells you stories

What made him intrigued by you was when you could remember every thing he told you about the past and you would even make little jokes with them and you both would laugh

It’s like an inside joke

You both jumped Childe when he summoned Osial (or whatever tf that water demons name is)

He does a more formal confession

Like he sits you down to drink some tea and eat some kind of sweet he made

He would butter you up with compliments but not to the point where you would suspect anything

Here’s how it went

“Y/n care to join me for some tea and sweets?” Zhongli said as he flashed a light smile “sure!” You pipe up and sit down beside him. You hours are on the tall like piece of rock with like a chair n stuff with a small table. “You look beautiful in that dress y/n” he smiled “thank you!” I blushed “can I tell you something?” “Of course you can tell me anything”. “Well I love you and l have for a long time now” zhongli said nervously he turned to look at you and started stuttering “it’s okay- if you- uhm- you know-“ then you cut him off with a kiss and he happily kissed back.

Thoma

Cooks and cleans for you

He so sweet omg

If you haven’t wifed him up already then what the actual fuck are you doing

U must be stupid

Are you stupid?

Yea your stupid

wife material tbh

He’s so sweet omg wait- did I say that twice? Idgaf he IS sweet😡

What made him fall for you was your ambition. The way that you were so devoted and loyal made him weak in the knees

He confessed out of fear because he thought you were gonna die or sum by the shogun

OH GIRL ITS YOUUUUUUU THAT U LIE WITHHHH AS THE ATTOM BOMB LOCKS IMNN OH GIRL ITS YOUUUUU I WATCH TV WITHHHH AS THE WORLDDDD CAVESSS INN-

Here’s how it went ig

“Thoma! We aren’t strong enough!” I yelled he looked over at me as his eyes widened but then I noticed the shogun teleport behind him getting ready to slice him! I quickly stand in between them and take the hit and fall to the ground “Ah m’ fine! I can s-still fight her ngh” I stuttered “you clearly aren’t come on I’ll take you back to the tea house” “No! I can fight let me get up-“ “listen I love you and you aren’t dying on me okay now cmon!” You went silent and followed his orders

You probably already knew he had a crush on you

Why?

THE MF LITERALLY RUNS AWAY FROM HIS DUTIES TO BE WITH YOU

mf has 20 stacks of paperwork 30 missed meetings and one disappointed sister LMAOO

buys you expensive shit just like zhongli

“Ayato it’s literally winter I don’t need a swimsuit” “who said it was for swimming?😏”

Mf Fr just bought you some lingerie

HE AINT SLICK

y’all are just fuck buddies atp

He confessed while y’all were making out while you had lingerie on that matched his color scheme

He Fr was weak in his knees when he saw you

Here’s how it went

“God your ethereal” he said as he kissed you “all for me~” you whimpered at his praises. It was dark outside and there were candles around the house so he must’ve known that you were coming literally. (lmaoo) “archons I love you so much” he moaned in my mouth “r-really!?!” I squeaked “of course berry I’ve always have” you nuzzled into his neck as he carried you into the bedroom and he plopped you on the bed.

Arataki Itto

Writing him as a not rich but has money man

Annoying asf but you tolerate him cause your used to it

Buys you little things cause he has bills to pay

You cheer him on when he’s in a fight beetle or fist fight

He loves you sm he can’t even put it into words

Kinda stupid

It’s giving himbo energy tbh

He didn’t even confess he just kissed you after winning a beetle fight

Went sum like this

“You can do it Itto!” You yelled and not even a second after saying that itto’s beetle pushed the other off the the little rock. The Oni jumped with joy and then ran over to you and picked you up and smashed his lips onto yours and you happily kissed back. “How bout’ I treat you for dinner?”

Gorou!

The bestest boy

Give him head pats NEOW 

Clingy asf but it’s adorable

Tail wags every time he sees you

“Aww your tail is wagging!” “WHAT NO ITS NOT BYE”

Likes to sit next to you in literally any occasion

Even if it’s on the damn floor he will plop down right beside you

Commander your supposed to be giving us a speech”

Kokomi confessed for him

He literally couldn’t do it poor bby would just get flustered every time

“Excuse me miss my friend over there likes you” *points to gorou* and he’s just starting in like a creepy way as his tail wags “Unt unt what’s wrong with him?” LMAOO

“Ms.Y/n could you turn your attention towards me please?” “Ah yes what can I do for you my lady?” “I just wanted you to know that gorou likes you~” “Ah I suspected something thank you for telling me” “my pleasure now if you excuse me I have some business to attend to”. I looked around in search of the commander but I couldn’t see him anywhere so I walked towards his quarters and found him sitting on a stool with his cute tail wagging rapidly. “Gorou” I said as he flinched “o-oh i- hi y/n I guess kokomi told you h-huh” “yea she did” I smiled “it’s okey if you don’t like me back I just wanted to got it off my-“. You kissed him ”chest” he breathed looking at you oh so lovingly “I like you too gorou”

Xiao

AWOOGA

I’m sorry he’s so fine I can’t 🧎🏽‍♀️

I’m on ALL FOURS FOR HIM

He didn’t really notice your presence at first

But when he saw you he instantly remembered you from the archon war

You were trying to escape a rock the geo archon hurdled at you lucky he missed you by an inch and you made it out alive

Now you were undercover disguise as a mere mortal

You kept your distance from him afraid that he might decide to finish you off once and for all 

He wanted to speak with you but every time he came near you would scurry off to hide in your little cottage 

Now you would just stay in there and get your sibling to go get you food or groceries so you can stay inside and avoid xiao

He bumped into you at the lantern rite and confessed there

“Cmon n/n I want you to go to the lantern rite with me” “but I don’t want to!” “I don’t care what you want now put on something presentable and let’s go.” “Fine. But you better get me some food” and now your here sitting on top of a cliff with your sister eating expensive food. Your sister excuses herself because she had to go to the bathroom. Then you see a green flash of light and now the adeptus xiao is standing right in front of you. You squeak as he turns towards you “please don’t run away I-i’m sorry for the pain I’ve caused you”

DAM I HAVE TO DO KAZUHA’S AND ALBEDO’S SEPARATELY

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