#Katya makeover

[the-bonez-rise-again]

Thank you Jabberjaw series for blessing me with this gorgeous image

[roszabell]

Hetalia on America's Next Top Model

my headcanons w the characters i immediately thought of for how they would do on the show, this is wildly useless and niche but i'm a geek for it ( i got two people saying i should post this again and ily, lmk if i should do a part 2 / please suggest characters 👀 )

Elizabeta, top challenge winner, they probably do her so dirty in her makeover and turn her blonde, that one girl that has a partner back home and is ACTUALLY LOYAL, never starts fights with gilbert but always finishes them, kind of the unofficial house leader, tyra always highlights her muscles, really versatile for shoots, probably calls at least three photographers misogynistic, falls on the runway bc of heels but the quick recovery saves her that round

Mathieu is the like adorable 17 year old amateur that tyra found on the street, has the shittiest runway walk ever, big and awkward with his body (but tyra is obsessed with his ass and natural booty tooching lol), jock-type photos, wins best photo 2-3 times but is always in the bottom of challenges, panel constantly tells him that he needs to believe in himself more, "i just really don’t want to let tyra down TwT"

Francis is also often the challenge winner bc he’s literally down with doing anything (wink), basically adopts mathieu loves braiding his hair during downtime/behind the scenes and always chooses him for the tyra suite whenever he wins best photo, panel criticizes him for always falling back on being ‘too sexy’ in shoots and he’s not very versatile, gets in trouble for flirting with photographers, is the mom of the house and always cooks for everyone, invested in all the drama

Arthur, hes adored, the panel won’t shut up about his "high-fashion look," he scrapes by every week just by his social media scores bc of his devoted fan following, given a lip piercing n undercut for his makeover, (and the eyebrows STAY bc it’s High Fashion), constantly has beef with brianboy bc he’s a stubborn asshole during shoots , definitely makes it to Top 3 despite such high elimination risk bc of the attitude

Gilbert, the token Unique model due to his albinism, thinks he’s the shit but tbh hes always in bottom two, starts most of the drama in the house, has an insanely  badass runway walk its seriously so cunty, is probably given a complete buzz cut for his makeover and won’t shut up about it (but secretly is really insecure),  sharp features and best smize ever, but rob evans always says he relies too much on his muscles n sucks at Head to Toe modeling

Katya is BEST GIRL in the house, the token Curvy one they always praise for representation but is probably cut in like round three because of the actual fatphobia, everyone cries so hard when she leaves, has a really classic vibe, is seen as innocent but takes really fierce photos, really close to her family at home (leans on sob stories), shes the one that returns and gets back in the game when theres a Comeback episode

Michelle brings all the fun, high spirits lighten the tension for shoots and takes really bubbly energetic photos, amazing pout and expressive eyes, smoothest runway walk like she’s floating, everyone’s friend in the house but is secretly so fucking cutthroat competitive in her asides, cutesy aesthetic despite her age, is constantly criticized because she can’t pull off serious shoots, probs makes it to Top 3

[sexynetra]

6 (fav verse) 11 (fight or untucked moment) 22 (what edit would you get on the show?) 24 (hot take 🎤)

6. Shea Coulee category is is actually literally the only correct answer to this and if you disagree you are wrong <33333

11. Uh uh uh uh uhhhhhh that one clip of Katya in the ugly dress runway dancing around in the smoking area?

22. Whiny crybaby probably 😔

24. Makeover challenges are good actually, but it’s shitty to send people home on them because the people getting made over will inevitably blame themselves

[salemssimblr]

Sims - get to know me

I was tagged by @druidberries & @m0n0lithical! Thank yall for the tags!

I rarely actually play the game so take my answers with a grain of salt but this should be fun!

1. What’s your favourite sims death? Cowplant, hands down

2. Alpha CC or Maxis Match? For the longest time I was strictly Maxis Match but recently I've been way more Maxis Mix and I'm loving it

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? Nah I let it happen!

4. Do you use move objects? Religiously, I cannot build without it. Routing be damned!

5. Favorite mod? BBB, I cannot play this game without it. I also get ornery if I don't have UI cheats extension and more CAS columns.

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? I was on the Sims 4 bandwagon from day 1, so Outdoor Retreat.

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? Living. You've got build, buy, and live, at least that's how my brain rationalizes it.

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? I'm obsessed with all of my rpg oc sims (Ariss, Katya, Nat, Kai, Calista, etc), but probably my favorite sim-sim, well that's hard too. I really love my Simeon Silversweater makeover, and Rhiannon Reinhardt is prob my fave original sim.

9. Have you made a simself? I have! I've made myself, my husband and our dog (: One day I'll have to render them and post pics, I'm sure they all need an update now.

10. What sim traits do you give yourself? Clumsy, creative, & paranoid lmao

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color? Idk prob black or dark brown, so many of the other swatches look unnatural to me. I like the fun colors though, esp the lighter blue/cyan-y swatch.

12. Favorite EA hair? In terms of design, I really liked the braids that came with RoM and the really cool swatches, but I rarely ever use that hair.

13. Favorite life stage? YA cause it's the only one with adequate gameplay oops lmfao

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? BUILDER I rarely play the game at all but if I am I'm probably building. It seems every time I actually get into gameplay (which is rare in itself) something (a patch) comes along and breaks everything to the point where I can't anymore and I lose love for it all over again.

15. Are you a CC creator? I am! But only barely haha. I've made a few recolors and some art, but nothing from scratch YET. Soon hopefully

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? I do! I'm a moderator of @cozyacres's Cozy Cave discord server and I LOVE out little community there! I've also got so many wonderful mutuals here I love you all so much.

17. What’s your favorite game? Sims 3 was fantastic and if I remembered more of it I'd probably say 3, but I got really invested in the community for 4 and it does hold a special place in my heart even if it's deeply flawed. So, 4.

18. Do you have any sims merch? I do not.

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims? I have an account but I haven't posted anything yet! I'd like to one day post speed builds and speed renders, I just need to figure out my recording process (I tab out of what I'm doing so often that I feel like the editing would take a million years for me to remove all of my discord chats lmfao)

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? I feel like my actual sims style hasn't changed too much, except that I've incorporated a lot more maxis mix/alpha into my style, but that's mostly for rendering and not actual gameplay.

21. What’s your Origin ID? SalemsSims! I have a few CC-free builds on the gallery (:

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator? This is an impossible question to answer. I love so many for gameplay vs render resources.

23. How long have you had a simblr? I just legit checked cause I wasn't sure and it turns out I've been shitposting since 2019! Who knew!? lmao

24. How do you edit your pictures? I'm lucky enough to mooch off my dad's photoshop license. For renders and screenshots alike, I'll edit the brightness, contrast, levels and curves and then use a collection of PS actions/tweaking/blur/vignettes etc as necessary to get the effect I want.

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? It's really hard to say... I've been excited for each one of them then disappointed in each one of them lmfao what a mood. I gotta say I was really pleasantly surprised by Werewolves, and HSY exceeded my expectations, even though both had their fair share of disappointments. I don't think I really have a favorite overall though (which is def a side effect of... not actually playing the game, lmao). But those two actually got me playing the game and that's saying something.

26. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? Oops I own them all so, whatever comes next that strikes my fancy. Idk how I feel about the horse rumors though... we'll see if it's actually good or just another disappointment.

Tagging @chaoticsimlish, @reality-refuge, @raiiny-bay, @glammoose, @buttertrait, @crsentfairy, @glittermutt, @crazy-lazy-elder-sims & anyone else who wants to do this! My brain turns into a goldfish whenever it's time to tag so pls don't be offended if I didn't tag you!

[simpamine]

Katya makeover completed inspired by this picture from miirroo on Pinterest ✨

[showbiznews]

[roxy206]

Can we just please take a moment for the tattoos in this lighting

RIP Trixie 😂

I literally love that Katya is wearing the Jame shirt

Katya talking to Pearl instead of to camera is so cute

Some people are watching the show for the first time & starting with our season hello hi

Listen I know that T & K think it wouldn’t be worth it to do each other’s makeup but I need it. It seems like the time aspect is the big thing — put it behind a paywall; have it be a series over a few weeks with the Friday paid posts

I’m undateable — bitch please

Who wants to have a boyfriend who’s gone half the year? … … …

The Pittsburgh success story 👏

It’s always 5 o’clock on my face

What is the Pearl / Ru drama??? 👀👀👀

She can’t grow a beard

A wet raccoon wiggling around 🤣

I’m glad Katya isn’t tempted to go bigger with her lips because I think a lot of people lose their sense of what looks more natural if their friends have gone overboard because that’s what they get used to seeing

Trixie on the other hand — I’m living for how much Katya is bringing her up 🥺

Do you two ever get sick of each other? We never see each other — T & K have their own interpretation of the word never

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LIVE TOGETHER Pearl omg I love you for that

We’re in contact pretty constantly

Pearl I fucking love you so much for these questions

Yeah she made a documentary about it 😬😬😬

For me it’s not a real fight because I don’t remember it, cuz I was in a psychotic meth-fueled blackout. So I had very scary bouts of, like, psychosis that was over, like, a few months & I … I attacked —

I, um, almost destroyed our friendship & working relationship. But it was like a Jekyll & Hyde thing. I’m not making excuses for myself, but it’s like a bad dream that you don���t even re— you know, you weren’t there

ouch ☹️

Things got really, really bad ☹️☹️☹️

No I’m gonna cry

Not Katya saying she didn’t want anyone to see it, but it was the truth. HEARTBREAK DOES NOT FEEL GOOD IN A PLACE LIKE THIS 😭

I was surprised by the tone of the documentary … Melancholy is the perfect word

Okay okay alright talking about tone damn

There’s a lot of things that I really like about her 🥺🥺🥺

She’s the only person in my life that I can be like, go directly, immediately to & be like here’s how I feel about this, this is the situation, & I just wanna talk about it or work through it or whatever & just, there’s no bullshit

She’s not a hugger

She’s a very caring person

I will cry this is so fucking sweet what the hell

Please the way Katya suddenly starts talking about the Trixie makeup

She has a volleyball for a head

She FaceTimed me right as she left & she felt like that girl

Lmfao I love that Katya takes screenshots of Trixie when they FaceTime

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO CUSTOMS WHEN THEY ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO

This truly is 45 minutes of Katya talking about Trixie 🥺

I really love Katya’s crows feet though

The lip + the wig + the dress …

Who is … ? What the fuck?

Do you like it? I don’t think so

Alright we’re going to Mickey’s No we’re going to Craigslist

Katya’s teeth still look fucking great no matter the lip color though wtf

Lmaooo how pissed do you think Pearl was when Katya put the mask on

[madphantom]

Hair too short so Katya is getting a butch makeover. My canon now.

[shern-illustrates]

in this semester break, i am spending it in overpriced coffee shops and hogging corners with powerpoints to draw, name something more aesthetik than that..

Katya’s a pretty old oc, i just dug her out to give her a makeover, somehow i’ve never been one to create ocs but this one stuck around.

[manilaluxon]

you're so right. the rpdr fans are insane

It’s probably the most hateful fandom I’ve been in tbh. There’s so much controversy. Fans get so pressed about things the queens themselves don’t even care about. At the end of the day I’m here for the queens who are usually nicer and less petty than lots of the fans. Anything anyone is mad about the queens usually aren’t. Most of the fights you see on screen have buried the hatchet. To actively hate one queen in the name of your fave who is their good friend is ridiculous. Remember they are real people with careers in this who see what you post on social media and are affected. We all just gotta chill. If you don’t like a queen just ignore them...

[bedlund]

sometimes i stop and think yeah i think well see misha collins in celebrity drag race in our lifetime yet...but then i also think god i WISH we could see jensen ackles in celebrity drag race in our lifetime. quick which queen do you think would match each of them i would die if misha just straight up was katyas drag daughter. normal thoughts but drag and reality tv really should call his attention a bit more

first of all. this is my favourite ask i’ve ever gotten the combination of spn and rpdr brainworms in my head are having an absolute blast. i wonder if you sent me this because you saw this post from me back in march

if not then i guess we really are all connected in the dragonfly eye of shared perception or whatever endverse cas said

misha being on celebrity drag race simply makes sense with my fantasy because:

the whole concept of the celebrity version is the winner winning money for a charity of their choice which is obviously very much up his alley

his willingness to wear dresses unprompted (my third eye is open i can see the grocery store wedding dress pictures they would for sure use on rpdr)

this is the perfect opportunity for him to just casually drop that he’s bisexual and not elaborate on it AT ALL (oh that would be a fun day on tumblr i almost want to start that meme folder now just in case)

okay so top five queens to get paired with misha:

now the thing to consider here is that misha’s face would not be (in my unprofessional and uneducated opinion) easy to paint (as opposed to virginal and untouched male model jackles) but it’s a well known fact that the queens paired with the contestants on celebrity drag race don’t actually paint whoever they are paired with *gasp* or at least not fully (see: shannel, laila and mayhem doing the makeup behind the scenes instead of bob, monet and trixie) so i will not think about that aspect too much, this is more about their personalities

5. nina west!! activist4activist i simply think they would vibe (a video of corbett from ghostfacers and nina west)

4. gottmik - i just made myself tear up thinking about a brighter timeline where they can talk about cas canonically being a trans man on the show…… and the makeup would be flawless

drag race anon agayn OH MY GODDD miz cracker oh oh oh

3. miz cracker! exactly exactly i was thinking the same thing, and we know she’s good at a transformation too! see s10 family resemblance challenge:

also this made me think about this post no relation to the topic just miz cracker on back-to-back chef → miz cracker misha makeover → misha on back-to-back chef

2. bob the drag queen YES! i think they could win a comedy challenge ooohh or snatch game!!

for misha my dream match IS ofc katya i think shed be able to radicalize him and the makeover would be CRAZY cat lady like which would fit him.

1. you said it!! Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova and Miss Dima aaaaaoooooohhh the energy of this pairing has me HOOTING AND HOLLERING they could bond about both of them being russian (or at least russian adjacent) and being from boston first then they realise they are both actual insane people and win the competition

insane tidbit for the astrology gays: misha’s birthday is just three days away from trixie’s so the zodiac bestie compatibility checks out too! (after i wrote this i realised that it does not in fact check out bc those three days are on the cusp of leo and virgo season so they are different signs But their birthdays are still three days apart which is cool so i’m leaving this in)

(also they could bond over the trauma of pe- people sh- people shipping them with their best friends😭)

and now for jackles:

who would he be paired with? now the thing is. while i want misha to do well on a comedy challenge, if jackles was paired with a comedy queen they would break him. the only thing i want is for someone to do an impeccable makeup look on him full beat pageant queen, i think he has the perfect facial structure to pull it off

and it would have to be a singing challenge of course

first choice is obviously alyssa edwards i have been thinking about this for months, not to gunshot truth *insert alyssa as annie oakley gif* but if jackles interacted with alyssa he would come out….. 😶

i just think he would do best paired with a texas queen, hence my other top choice for him is asia o’hara (his drag name could be jenny o’hara🥺)

jackles in this outfit please please please hello you’re everything

but then i also think about him being painted by fame™️ OR valentina and i need to take a few minutes to lie down and process

[unhhhhbelievable]

Sooo… what are your thoughts on the show?

NOW THAT I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT??

I love it. I love that we saw Val, I love the guest stars. I love how emotional and vulnerable Trixie is about the makeovers. Trixie is one of the sweetest people, like for real, what the fuck.

Listening to her actually gush about David and wanting this project to succeed for him got me right in the heart strings, I'm not gonna lie. It's actually so sweet and so gay. Big Tits, Bigger Heart.

Poor stressed little Trixie. I'd take a bullet for her.

PALM SPRINGS FINING THEM FOR PAINTING THE MOTEL PINK IS THE MOST GOVERNMENT THING EVER LMAO

Atomic Bombshell is my fav so far, and I fucking HATE the flamingo room. 😂😂😂

I feel like Katya is gonna rock up in the last episode and solely pass judgement, but if I don't get a fuckin heartfelt, "This is amazing, you did such a great job," I'll fuckin riot.

ALSO TRIXIE HUGGING LITERALLY EVERYONE?? WHO THE FUCK IS SHE. she better hug katya too wtf

[survivors-of-barovia]

Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft is out and it’s wonderful! Except for all the horrifying Strahd art (no disrespect to the artists involved). So here we go, our resident fashion enthusiasts Vincent and Edena roasting the hell out of Strahd’s strange makeover (WHY THE BRAIDS SERIOUSLY???).

All of it, of course, taken from the iconic video of Violet Chachki and Katya reading Taylor Swift’s red carpet looks to filth.

[unhhhh-deniable]

Trixie: This show has eve-ry-thing.

Katya: It's got everything. Isolation. Backstabbing.

Trixie: Cute decor—

Katya: Cute decor. Shirtless hunks with no sexual experience.

Trixie: Wigs and mannequins.

Katya: Wigs, makeovers–

Trixie: Pancakes, arts and crafts–

Katya: Essex girls.

Trixie: Alliances. Double-crossing—

Katya: Bamboozling–

Trixie: Snap judgements–

Katya: CATFISH! Royal, southern, down home country catfish.

Trixie: Yeah, it's amazing.

[ask-2p-hetaliaaa]

So uh.. This is quite a long question, what if the 2ps (You may choose the characters for this scenario.) found out a friend of em is a vampire? What will they do? Whats their reaction?

//typing this one out as i feel it would be easier

2ps reacting to a vampire friend:

Allen: VISIBLY POGS, he thinks it's SO COOL !! He's a little bastard though so he'd probably joke around like "Ay wanna suck my blood ,':D", but he means well; He just finds you super fascinating!

Matt: Not that fazed. He thinks you're like a vampire bat. He also thinks you're immune to danger. You might want to inform him.

Francois: He doesn't care, but he is turned on. Unfortunate.

Oliver: At first, he's a bit concerned, thinking you may have been cursed! Then, he fears you might bite him. After getting used to the fact that you're just a normal vamp, he wants to know all about it! He'll ask Arthur if he knows anything about vampires (and will probably get told off), want to dress you up, he'll even offer to bake you treats with a little blood in them, if that's what you need.

Viktor: Asks you to turn him. Will get sad if you refuse.

Xiao: "So, can you like, snort blood? Or like, shoot it up? Can you fly? Turn invisible? So, what if I dragged you into sunlight? Would you go poof into dust?" Absolutely obnoxious, I would recommend not even telling him.

Luciano: Bluntly accepts the fact with an "Okay.", and goes back to work. He acts nonchalant and won't bring it up further, but will secretly be thinking about it all day. What are your capabilities? Could you cause harm? Do you drink blood, and if so, how much? How regularly? These questions will be burning in his mind, but he's too private to actually ask them.

Lutz: Essentially the same as Allen, except his first thoughts are the pervy ones, and the excitement comes after.

Kuro: Uh- I think Kuro may be a vampire himself, so he doesn't really care.

Gillen: He's a little shaken at first, knowing how Roland will react. (Because when you tell Gillen something, chances are, Roland will know too.) On top of that, he already has Roland pretending to be a vampire. At least he has a prior idea of what a human-vamp friendship is like.

Roland: Good luck with this one. He is ECSTATIC!!! Probably faints the first time you tell him. "Have my prayers been answered?? Or am I just the luckiest man on Earth??" Oh no, he just fell in love with you.

Egil: Asks you to start counting, because he is a fucking manchild. After he finishes the gimmicks, he'll ask to do something cliche, like walk around a graveyard at midnight.

Loki: Immediately asks you if fire hurts you, so he can stop using flammable shit around you. On Halloween, he goes all out. Dracula jack-o-lanterns, slow dancing to Thriller and Monster Mash, he'll even be down to do this all year. Dude loves fire. Dude loves jack-o-lanterns.

Magnus: Doubts you at first. "Vampires aren't real. 😐" You'll have to prove it to him, but he probably won't believe anything until you end up biting and/or turning him.

Thurston: "Um, okay? Get out, will you?" If you're his friend, you're probably the only one. And he has horrendous social skills. And he isn't the best person in the first place. He doesn't mean to be so dismissive and rude, but that's his default. He deeply regrets his words later.

Bernard: Immediate response is "YOOOOOOO!!!" Does laps around the room, then calms down and asks you to tell him the story from the very beginning; How did this start? What are the details? Does it last forever? Listens intently and is engaged in the conversation.

Hermes: Picks you up and RACES to his library, speedruns every book he owns in search for mythological vampires. He uses you as a fact-checker, and then criticizes the book for getting information wrong.

Caligula: "Alright." Man is probably a vampire too. Doesn't really care.

Germania: "Back in my time, we used to burn vampires at the stake! *cheerful laughter*" Then he realizes you're being serious. Awkward silence.

Franciszek: Puts 2 fingers on your neck for moment to feel for a pulse and the cold of your skin. Mildly intrigued.

Katya: Gleefully asks you to turn her! She mainly loves the aesthetic and glamour of vampires, and will use the new look to her advantage.

Anastasia: Smiles and says "Okay!" She asks what she can do for, such as safely collecting blood to sustain yourself, any redecorating in the house such as windows, curtains and mirrors, doing your makeup, reorganizing your schedule, etc.

Egor: This turbo virgin writes vampire fanfiction and will probably be gross about it. Same as Xiao, don't even tell him.

Raimonds: Laughs evilly because he thinks you'll be an evil, blood thirsty henchman for him. Smack him on the side of the head, he'll stop.

Leonas: Honestly, the Baltics are the worst with this, again, don't even bother telling them. Leonas is another doubter; "Yeah, right. *rolls eyes*" Doesn't bother listening after that.

Paul: "NO YOU'RE NOT, IDIOT-HEAD! STOP LYING!" Doesn't believe you until you flash your fangs at him, to which he freezes and starts bawling. Cries for Oliver. Gremlin little piss baby.

Scarlett: "Well, if 'at's the case, we should at least doll you up!" Insists on giving you a makeover to seem 'less intimidating'. She's young, so she doesn't understand this might not be what you want. But she means in it good faith.

Romeo: He's an eboy who watches the vampire diaries. He doesn't think vampires are real, but he thinks you're saying to impress him. It works, and he 'accepts' the fact you're a vampire, but probably not in the way you want him to.

[roxy206]

She’s the only person in my life that I can be like, go directly, immediately to & be like here’s how I feel about this, this is the situation, & I just wanna talk about it or work through it or whatever & just, there’s no bullshit

Katya on Trixie

via Pearl’s Katya Makeover YouTube video May 2022