#Katken

[maukiki1]

what do you MEAN you wish you were a cat . U r literally a cat . Wdym . R u insane . Idc if ur beyblades a three headed dog or ur puppets r dogs aswell u r little a fucking kitty kat . R u stupid . U literally look like a fufkin creature bro . U act liek a cat what else do u want . Whats wrong w him . Someone poke him w a stick .

[sailorspica]

most self-indulgent, outlandish thing in 35k+ of this selfship fic is not the porn or the mutual devotion but a man taking my advice

[strawberrystepmom]

how is katken dressing for our first valentine's day (exactly equidistant from our birthdays)

i know it’s a little on the nose to wear burgundy so forgive me but u see what i mean….also old men love tights….

Or we have a sheer number

And this just bc this is you two 2 me

[marleysfinest]

i have love to share muvva

@drivemysoul my cherished snk swiftie pal. it was so delightful to watch u liveblog it truly unspoiled since i'm also quite the latecomer too and i feel very Affirmed in my own reading and feelings!! they are so damn smart and funny and full of love and deserve the world. i also feel like we're in a weird exchange program every time they quietly like my nick cave posts as a real life australian meanwhile taylor swift is practically my neighbor

@felineverdure my doppelwife down to name and possibly ethnicity whose art i LOVE (big shout out to skin tones and melinated jean, impeccable hair and noses and jawlines, contributing to the tumbleweeds of the hitchannie tag), we have the same taste in old men, responsible for More More Chefs AU. if i get my shit together for RJW halloween the bit of flojean is for her, that's how powerful kat is. every day i'm more alarmed by how hard our interests overlap (asoiaf, buzzfeed unsolved, (g)i-dle)

@avellanaslesbianas the backbone of kenuri micronation who tolerates my depravity. we've both projected loser 80s rock musicians who've aged into conservatism (morissey and cave) onto this man. her art can make me chuckle til the cows come home AND fall to my knees. besides snk i feel like a bit of a minority in this corner of tumblr as someone whose weab lifetime has mostly been in (mahou) shoujo and josei and yuri so avellana is also my bud on that front

@daryascurse OH our pedantic ass philosophical speculation about selfshipping into AoT while not white!! i feel very giddy when darya asks about katken and i count her as another shoujo comrade, furuba and bssm especially. darya also has Quite juicy music taste and vibes i just imprinted on immediately idk!!!

@strawberrystepmom my pisces brother let's run an astrology consultating business out of a houseboat

@myrtlesandasphodels is very precious for our ASOIAF shared wavelength that i *think* translates to having good robust thoughts on the women of snk. i am neglecting our girl annie so much lately but rest assured she is not forgotten. every donut i eat brings me back to carly stratmann

i will always count @oxygenbefore1775 and my NIECE @fromriches-tosin as my first friends in this fandom because i entered quite truly like, a month before RJW 2024, and i admire their writing so hard. they inspire most to keep up canon x canon writing!! i'm so behind on just reading let alone writing fanfiction but their shit is top of my damn queue. i live for all of mae's art but especially mikasa my god

@pisspope is the reason i selfship to begin with you damn witch (gn) and i do think we met on the streets of ********* five years ago and fractured the universe. i love our kink venn diagram and holding down this side of the pond together. i scroll up to our entirely spoilered boot discussion to laugh periodically. i think we will meet physically and that's a threat

@marleysfinest just that This is ur milestone event and the liveliness of your inbox every damn day shows you have a big ol heart and are so good at gathering people, it's so very moon-jupiter trine of you

MORE LOVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! Kat ily behind words kiss kiss mwah mwah

spread the love for muvva’s feel good 500!

[7dreamrush]

loosely inspired by 'Jet Set Radio', some magazine spread designs using the recent SHINee 'HARD' teasers! <3

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[buntress]

[All IDs in alt text]

🏴‍☠️ Piratecatgender Alt Flag 🏴‍☠️

[PT: Piratecatgender Alt Flag]

Pirate + Cat + Gender The coiner didn't give a definition so I will do my best! (/not mad /info) A catgender related to pirates! Could be a cat who is a pirate, a pirate who likes cats, a pirate who is catkin, etc. No wrong way to use this gender! Coined by @evilrobloxplayer

[PT: Pirate + Cat + Gender

The coiner didn't give a definition so I will do my best! (/not mad /info) A catgender related to pirates! Could be a cat who is a pirate, a pirate who likes cats, a pirate who is catkin, etc. No wrong way to use this gender!

Coined by @evilrobloxplayer]

The Unholy had a lot of fun making this alternative flag, it was a good step out of their comfort zone! The One Who Watches hopes that the coiner enjoys it as well 💖

OG Flag, Possible Pronouns, Titles, and Divider Credit under the cut

Tagging: @radiomogai @faunagender

Flag by @evilrobloxplayer

Divider Credit: @cafekitsune

Possible Pronouns:

Ar/Arr

Bri/Brine

Cap/Captain

Cat/Cats

Kit/Kits

Mew/Mews

Paw/Paws

Ship/Ships

Sie/Sier (Pronounced like See/Seer, similar to sea!)

Wave/Waves

🐱/🐱s

🐾/🐾s

🏴‍☠️/🏴‍☠️s

🗡️/🗡️s

🌊/🌊s

[PT: Ar/Arr, Bri/Brine, Cap/Captain, Cat/Cats, Kit/Kits, Mew/Mews, Paw/Paws, Ship/Ships, Sie/Sier (Pronounced like See/Seer, similar to sea!), Wave/Waves, 🐱/🐱s, 🐾/🐾s, 🏴‍☠️/🏴‍☠️s, 🗡️/🗡️s, 🌊/🌊s]

Possible Titles:

The Katken (Pun on Kraken)

The Kitty Corsair

First Mate Feline

The Pawprint Pirate

Captain Cat

[PT: The Katken (Pun on Kraken), The Kitty Corsair, First Mate Feline, The Pawprint Pirate, Captain Cat]

[mystarwarsmatters]

I still find it funny how parts of Rey’s story and character were given as hand-me-downs to KatKen’s other self-inserts when Rian cast them aside:

Father-daughter relationship at the heart of the film? Take that from Luke and Rey and give it to Galen and Jyn.

A little girl being separated from her family after watching her mom get murdered by the enemy? Not Rey’s anymore, it’s Jyn’s.

Rey originally being named Kira? Suddenly Han Solo’s first love is named Qi’ra - now spelled stupidly to make it seem new.

Ofc this is speculation on my part since we never get any “real” confirmation but… it’s so obvious it’s sad.

[hraabepex]

A taste of your power...

Characters; Kitya'Br'Mor, Chiss Sith assassin. HK-50, assassin droid belonging to Kitya. Katken, human spy. All working as Sith inquisitors. Setting: The inquisitors were aboard a prison station assisting with interrogations of prisoners when a republic battleship with two escorts dropped out of hyperspace and opened fire. They fought their way through to the entry pods and impersonated a Jedi master and his guards to get to the bridge of the battleship.

The inquisitors enter the bridge. Flanked on either side by guards, they don't block the way but keep them from moving into the bridge main walkway. The battle rages outside, dozens of ships all engaged in life or death dog fights. The capital ship firing barrage of turbo lasers at the prison station and receiving just as many back.

The general sat in his command chair, unsure why the rescued jedi master and his escorts were barging into the bridge in their condition, but he was at least willing to hear them out.

Katya, in the guise of an arch trooper, cried a warning. "We intercepted a communication, Sith lord mauvais is on course here with a fleet. We need to retreat now and cut our losses."

This was quite the claim, should it be true this rescue mission might result in more prisons in the station than it started with.

As the general turned around to see the intercepted message he saw his friend, jedi master aardvark, standing their with a holocom. But, looking closely, he saw the image flicker as the ship took a volley of turbo lasers. As his eyes widened and he went for his light sabers the one he thought was his friend vanished. He shouted "Arrest them!"

In an instant a blue blur with furious red eyes was rushing towards him. A green flash rushed upwards towards him, he barely ignited one of his sabers in time to deflect it. The blades screaming as the grinded together, the strike barely being deflected. The Saber slides up his blade, glancing blow on his shoulder as the glow rushes towards his neck. At the last second he throws his saber forward, the enemies blade cutting through the hilt. A blob of molten durasteel hits the command deck, a faint glow of the kyber crystal sputter as it is consumed by the slag.

The guards launched into action. Switching blaster modes as a volley of stun shots were traded for lethal shots from the imposters. As shots trade the imposters struggle to stand their ground, their strength being sapped with each shot. The guards taking shots but powering through, knowing the importance of this mission.

The general recovers his senses, igniting his second blade and bringing into a downward strike. The Sith knight bringing a cortosis shield up from beneath their robes. The blade glances off and leaves a light gash in the knights leg, eliciting little reaction except a retaliation. The sith's stolen blade lunging for his neck. Barely deflecting in time, carving a shallow chunk out of his jaw and blinding him from the blades collision so close to his face.

Blasters flared behind the dueling men. A stun shot hit true and one of the imposters fell, a helmet falling away on the impact, and an assassin Droid being seen beneath. The other imposter fired a shot and dove back into the turbo lift as a shot caught their leg.

The guards, now without imposters to shoot took aim at the Sith knight. A shot ringing out and bouncing off the cortosis shield, the knight not even bothering to look at the source of shot. Simply bringing his light saber down on his opponent, another delfection and glancing blow. The general used the momentum and leaned into a sideslash. The Sith bringing his saber up to deflect but the general expected this, a quick twist and the stolen saber was thrown across the command deck, the Sith stumbling back as his arm smoked from the slash.

A trooper saw his chance, a stun shot landing on the knights back, noticeable but not enough to bring him down. The turbolift doors open, a shot rings out from the imposter and catches a guard in the leg. The imposter cries out with the last of their strength "its all up to you, you have to win!" A thud is heard as they collapse to the ground, only the Sith still standing.

The Sith, seeing his allies fall, his blade gone, and being surrounded, realizes he will not win this fight with his strength alone. Closing his eyes he felt the connection he had formed with a far away Sith lord, a lord of the infinite empire. A simple request was made. "Master, grant me but a taste of your power so that I may overcome this trial." a cold and distant voice responds "I will will grant your request, a 'taste' of my power, prove that you are worthy of it."

The room grew cold, the guards raising the blasters to fire again, but the general falters, their blade lowering as they step back. The dark side of the force overflowing from the knight in front of him. Before the guards could fire the knight stretches out his hands. The force constricting and lifting the guards into the air. The next instant the guards are flying through the command deck at the general. A hard impact, armor shattering and bones breaking. The momentum and force power behind it throwing the three of them across the deck. A mass of boddies slam into the observation window, exploding in a shower of blood coating the entire observation level.

The entire command deck goes quiet, save for the drips of blood into the forming pool below. A dozen bridge officers slowly turn around, a blue figure with pulsing red eyes stares at them. The senior staff draw the side arms and take aim as a wave crashes into their minds. Their will overwhelmed by intense fear and hopelessness. They drop their guns, the junior staff throwing them aside in fear. A cold voice echoes through the command deck, full of a primordial power that can't be defied. "Send this message on all channels. Surrender. The fight is over. Power down your weapons." The bridge staff immediately carry out the new orders as a Sith fleet drops out of hyperspace.

The ship is now under heavy bombardment with its weapons powering down. The Sith turns and runs, scooping up the two other imposters and leaping into an escape pod as the capital shop begins to break apart. The escape pod hurtles through space, coming to a crash landing in the stations landing bay. The door crumples and is torn away from the pod with the Sith's force. Kitya steps down, dropping his companions onto awaiting stretchers. He sees medical staff confirm their status before collapsing himself.

In the empty void of the force he reaches out to his master. "How was that. Do I meet your standards?"

"Not bad, I would have annihilated the entire fleet myself, but for your first taste of real power, not bad at all."

"Good, then I shall strive to earn this power myself."

He fades to black as his body is submerged into a bacta tank.

[sloaners]

I've been reading Gem of the Eddy (thanks by the way for greatly improving my morning commute!) so I'd like to request some Saiken/Katsuyu, if you feel like it! What a galaxy-brained ship tbh

best ship

(thanks for suggesting this, you and other anons!!)

[koichiidesu]

❤

[maukiki1]

Return of KatKen (i will call cat ken that from now on) because hes my favorite character and hes literally a cat and also dogdaigo (dogio? lol) because guess what hes my second fav character lol

OUGHHHHH

[sailorspica]

i have been whittling down my monstrous 5h selfship playlist to an hour-long version

1. Wide Lovely Eyes – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

The night expands I am expanding I watch your hands like butterflies landing All among the myths and the legends we create And all the laughing stories we tell our friends Close the windows clear up the mess it’s getting late It’s darker and closer to the end

2. Fragile – Laufey

Will you let me come closer to you I know that you're older, but what can I do I leave in the morning I'll forget that I am surely falling

3. Palaces of Montezuma – Grinderman

I want nothing in return Just the softest little breathless word I ask of you A word contained in a grain of sand That can barely walk, can’t even stand I ask for you

4. obsessed – Olivia Rodrigo

And I remember every detail you have ever told me, so be careful, baby I'm so obsessed with your ex

5. Black Hair – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

On my fingers lingers the smell Of her deep black hair Full of all my whispered words, Her black hair And wet with tears and goodbyes, Her hair of deepest black

6. A Pearl – Mitski

You're growing tired of me And all the things I don't talk about

7. Nobody's Baby Now – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Hers is the face I see when a certain mood moves in She lives in my blood and skin Her wild feral stare, her dark hair Her winter lips as cold as stone Yeah, I was her man

8. Kokomo IN – Japanese Breakfast

I know they deserve you, too And maybe I'm not that worthy

9. Joan of Arc – Leonard Cohen

"And who are you?" she sternly spoke To the one beneath the smoke "Why, I'm fire," he replied, "And I love your solitude, I love your pride"

10. Pale September – Fiona Apple

And all my armor falling down in a pile at my feet And my winter giving way to warm as I'm singing him to sleep

11. Sweetheart Come – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

The ones you fear are wind and air And I love you without measure It seems we can be happy now Be it better late than never

12. Posing for Cars – Japanese Breakfast

And how could you ever conceive this adolescent heart skipping beats? When all your love, it grows full and firm beneath Without a festered thought Without an emerald want Just a single slow desire fermenting

13. The Sorrowful Wife – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

I married my wife on the day of the eclipse Our friends awarded her courage with gifts Now as the nights grow longer and the season shifts I look to my sorrowful wife Who is quietly tending her flowers

14. Posing in Bondage – Japanese Breakfast

When the world divides into two people Those who have felt pain and those who have yet to And I can't unsee it although I would like to Posing in bondage, I hope you come home soon

[marleysfinest]

the old goat and i would indulge in self care

old goat I die KATKEN YES

self-care for kenny is a game of distraction, and he’s always taking you along for the ride. phones left at home (not that he has one he uses frequently), he wants to start the night off chic and suave, with aperitifs in your favourite speakeasy, practically nose-to-nose as you sip old fashioned’s in the dim light; him whispering how pretty you look in that dress. your worries melt away as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear, before whisking you to the theatre for a show just so he can hear you talk about your favourite numbers. when the show ends its finally time to really unwind, and you head to the local dive bar for pool and dancing, inhibitions lowered completely🎱

here let me make you feel better💕

[7dreamrush]

a "Seulgified" remake of Christina's "Genie in a Bottle" cover art! these Seulgi photos gave me old-school CD vibes, so let's celebrate her KAMPFEST CDMX performance together <3.

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[mamogirl]

NEW VIDEO ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

GREECE VS K-POP! (#EUTIXEITE, #KATKEN & #MAIRIBOO) (https://youtu.be/EYhAyty_-XQ) DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE + LIKE + SHARE PLEASE!

[mystarwarsmatters]

This is a Star Wars blog, obviously, but there’s some relevance in that these rumors I’m hearing about the Indiana Jones 5 and what KatKen is trying to do with it… in that I am just bewildered by what’s she’s doing, EVEN AFTER WHAT SHE DID WITH STAR WARS.

My God, Kathy. However Lucas and Spielberg may have mistreated you, leave the kids out of it. These IPs don’t deserve this insane shit.