#Karl Vreski

[roy-the-dork]

Die Hard December - Days 4 - 13

I finished Die Hard December!!! :D Individual days with commentary, ratings, and doodles are under the read more line

Day 4 - Kristoff is severely underrated and I personally hope he survived getting pistol whipped in the face. Head canon that he is best friends with Theo

⭐️ - 7/10 Kristoffs

Day 5 - Fritz has Rapunzel hair, also the best blooper in the film (They’re using the elderly on us!)

⭐️ - 9/10 for the blooper alone

Day 6 - Hans and Theo are definitely dating. Like the only times Hans smiles are around Theo??? (Yeah yeah vault whatever). Also Theo’s birthday is Christmas Eve, you cannot tell me they didn’t have a party for him

⭐️ - 10/10 they are gay

Day 7 - Uli!!!!! It’s Uli!!! :DD

⭐️ - 10/10 Crunch bars

Day 8 - I think Eddie more than anyone deserves the title of cowboy. He actually has cowboy boots for goodness sake

⭐️ - 6/10 fake cowboy employees

Day 9 - Karl is so overdramatic and I love him for it. Honestly a more terrifying villain than Hans (not more competent though)

⭐️ - 9/10 dramatic head turns with equally dramatic musical stings

Day 10 - In an AU where the Die Hard villains are just petty criminals, Tony would 100% befriend John and Al. And Karl would try to kill them both for it

⭐️ - 7/10 for being a Die Hard character with a Funko Pop

Day 11 - Also in an AU where the Die Hard villains are just petty criminals (because it’s wormed its way into my brain) Hans would always call John “Mr. Cowboy” before dramatically disappearing. John thinks he’s annoying as hell

⭐️ - 10/10 I want them all to be friends

Day 12 - My guinea pig watched Die Hard with me (she’s never seen it before). She has no fear and a strange fascination with Hans Gruber. She made me pick her up so she could see him better

⭐️ - 8/10 weirdly fearless guinea pigs

Day 13 - I think Hans Gruber is very cool, but I will never understand why people think he is hot. I am in severe opposition with Die Hard TikTok about this, apparently

⭐️ - 3/10 why

[crazysleepydreams]

Tony: You know you can die from that, right?

Hans: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Simon: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Karl: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

[sinema-karakterleri]

Karl Vreski Kimdir?

Karl Vreski, Alexander Godunov tarafından canlandırılan, “Die Hard” (1988) filmindeki kurgusal bir karakter ve Hans Gruber’ın en tehlikeli adamıdır. Vreski, Gruber’in sağ kolu ve en güvenilir adamıdır. Hikaye: Vreski, Gruber’in Nakatomi Plaza’yı ele geçirme planında önemli bir rol oynar. Binaya giren Vreski ve diğer teröristler, misafirleri ve çalışanları rehin alır. Vreski, Gruber’in emirlerini…

[dextervexter]

I see your white haired anime boy with a disorder and raise you one Karl Vreski

[rootbeerrex]

5. Karl Vreski

in case you don't recognize him, this is one of the henchman from die hard. once again, not saying he is even vaguely a good person, nor do I condone his actions in the slightest. anyway let's keep going and just move past this one

(6/8)

Alr y'all I'm in a study hall final (sitting a room for an hour and forty minutes doing nothing) and I've decided to be insane on main so here's a thread of my taste in men but it gets progressively worse (1/?)

[andloveisenough]

Watching Die Hard because it's Christmas, and you know, they didn't have to give that one villain his magnificent long blonde hair and his buttoned down black shirt, waving his gun around as he's trying to avenge his brother's death, but, they still did that. For the Christmas spirit. And I think that's just beautiful.

[mlmmetalhead]

Can we talk about Karl? KARL VRESKI??? HIM??? HE'S SO---

[wornout-pinkscarf]

“It’s not what I want, it’s what I can give you”

[andloveisenough]

But also that one villain with the long blonde hair and his buttoned down black shirt

me: PFFT YEAH i watched die hard for the plot

the plot be like:

[shackknight]

[shydragonrider]

List your top 10 characters from 10 different fandoms!

Thank you @tlittlet for the tag, only ten, oh dear this will be hard

 Necros (The Living Daylights)

 Drogon, Game of Thrones

 Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones

Viserion, Game of Thrones

Rhaegal, Game of Thrones

John McClane, Die Hard

Rey, Star Wars

Poe Dameron, Star Wars

Tony Vreski, Die Hard

Karl Vreski, Die Hard

I tag @huxsmug @slythindor-khaleesi-394 @imaginestuffandthangs

[crazysleepydreams]

TO STEAL A THIEF’S HEART

Soooo still no-beta´d so be nice I really don´t wanna die like Hans…. I'll ask my other Beta if they are interesed in this story if not it has been proof read by the awsome @inflation-of-mind

Summary: Deborah DeVries wasn’t anything special, the only thing special about her was her genus friend Theo that worked for Gruber´s: Constuction & Security! She wasn’t even supposed to go with him to the bowling alley to meet his friends/co-workers, but that did happen and her life turned chaotic from there….. A Die Hard AU. What will change once Hans falls in love: will it end as a fairy tail or will it be doomed from the start?

CHAPTER 7

Hans kept his eyes on Karl and Deborah as they were congratulated for their victory and later when his friend left her with the growing group he observed her: he had to admit that she was more than just pretty… but all he knew was that she was kind to strangers without a reason, that her eyes were a beautiful shade of green and that she was friends with Theo and Karl apparently.

“Hänschen!” Karl’s voice interrupted his musings and soon he felt an arm sneak around his shoulders. He knew that there was something going on: there was something in the blonds' actions and in Tony’s who had followed his brother.

“What do you want?” Hans remained calm and gave his friend a small smile while he saw ice cold eyes locking with his own, if it weren’t for the practice he had his smile would have turned brittle.

“Look Hans, your thoughts are getting into dangerous territory: stop now while you can.” Karl ordered him with a gentle yet firm voice, this did two things: it frustrated and confused him.

“What are you talking about Karl?” He asked while he did his best to keep his voice friendly and steady: he also made sure that Deborah wasn’t close by.

“She isn’t your type my friend and I don’t want to hunt you down when you inevitably hurt her feelings.” As the blond said this keeping his own voice friendly Hans felt the hand that rested on him squeeze his shoulder in warning way.

“What are you going on about?” He asked with clenched teeth.

“Hans: you are here only for a couple of months, she isn’t some girl that will giggle at everything you say and smile prettily for you because you have money, you are a serial dater it surprises me that there isn’t a gorgeous blond with you tonight and most of all she just met you at this party… there is no way she will accept going out with you.” It looked like Karl had more to add to his list, but didn’t, none knew if it was due time or him trying to spare his friends feelings.

“You're implying that I’m a total arse and that she`s out of my league?” He asked, offended.

“No, that is what you are willing to make out of it. I’m only saying that she is one of the best women I know and that she deserves more than any of us, she would only end up hurt. So I’m telling you: Hans don’t, she has suffered enough already. Don’t take what I say as a challenge: now I’m going to get some drinks for Deborah and me.” And with those words Karl left him, Hans signed and closed his eyes to fight a headache off.

“Hey, may I know what that was about?” Asked Tony kindly, sitting down next to him.

“Well I have just been told by your brother that I’m a serial dater and too much of an arse to get a nice girl.” He resumed the talk to his younger friend and was surprised when the younger man started to laugh: he raised an eyebrow and looked at his friend's attempt to compose himself.

“Don’t look at me like that Hans: it has been ages since you put any effort into any relationship! And you have turned into a pretty selfish man… it surprises me that you hadn’t noticed yourself!” He could at least console himself with the fact that his friends didn’t sugar coat his behavior to him: was all he could think of as he took a sip of water.

“I hadn’t noticed Tony…” He confessed softly.

“Don’t beat yourself up about it Hans: I mean you date a girl for fun and they know there is no need to pretend you are something you aren’t. It's been a while since we have talked like this: just about something casual. I almost forgot how nice it was…. So do you know why brother dearest decided that now was a good moment to tell you so?” Yes I think I do was what he wanted to say, but he bit his tongue and shook his head before grinning at Tony.

“I dunno: I mean it's your brother you should know why he does what he does.” Was Hans' response instead and at that Tony laughed some more before chatting more about everything and nothing.

The rest of the night was a haze to Hans: he did his best to be a good host and he smiled at all the right moments, but he started wondering when he had started changing and how he hadn’t noticed: would he have known any of this if it hadn’t been for this party? Or for James ditching it? And what did Tony mean by that it had been a long while since had spoken: he spoke with him almost daily… didn’t he?

Hey guys, so finally I've posted a new chapter Kudos to me! Please leave a comment.Also if You want to read the previouse chapter you’ll be able to find them under the #To Steal A Thiefs Heart

[silvcrignis]

Keira has only ever been scared by ONE of the ghosts haunting her house. It was Karl Vreski. & he did it by ACCIDENT.

[dcusrclicta]

For two dudes who BOTH thirst for Cersei Lannister Rhaegar & Severus seem to get along pretty GREAT all things considered

Karl vc: Threesome?? Jaime: GOD NO!

[shorkbrian]

Please.... I’m begging whatever higher power that’s up there to please, please stop making me thirsty.

I watched the first Die Hard with my ‘rents and immediately aihdhrskkdf because some of those German terrorists were tastie mm yum yum. Keep scrolling if u want examples and a bit of thirst. If you’ve seen the movie great, if not - a dude has to defend a building that’s been taken over by terrorists. There are hostages.

Example A

Tony Vreski

Example B

Karl Vreski (Tony’s twin)

Example C

Fritz

The Vreski brothers both seem like doms. Tony is a bit of a pushover when it comes to Fritz, seeing as how Fritz can do whatever he wants and Tony just has to deal with it. So Tony’s the more lenient of the two, and differs to Fritz, but he’s still very dominant and knows what he likes.

Fritz on the other hand, is a switch. In the presence of the Vreski twins, he’s a sub, but out from under them, he’s a dom, maybe falling more into the category of service top/soft dom.

Onto the scenario!

So imagine they’ve taken all the hostages, and Tony, Fritz, and Karl are put in charge of keeping everyone in line, along with a few others.

Karl’s having fun scaring the hostages, tripping them so they fall when the file past him into a conference room, he’s posturing with his gun, just generally being an asshole.

He trips you, and you fall flat on your face. When you turn over, it’s an instinctual gesture, you spitting on his boots. Next thing you know he has your hair wrapped around your fist, shoving your face towards his boot and ordering you to kick off your saliva. It’s gross, it’s humiliating, but he has a gun, and you’d seen how easily he used it.

Karl watched as you lick his boot, before shoving you away and snapping at you to get up. Instead of joining the others, though, he pushes you towards an empty office room. None of the other hostages notice because they’re too busy being threatened by Tony, given instructions not to move.

You’re shoved into the empty office, Karl shutting the door before baring his teeth at your through the glass in a fearsome grin. Then he’s walking over to Fritz, making some comment to the younger man as he gestures to you. Fritz looks over, and you shrink away from the see-through office walls, quickly going to sit down on the floor behind the desk. They separated you, and you’re uneasy.

You sit there for who knows how long, and then the door clicks open, and heavy boots thud inside.

It’s Karl again, this time accompanied by his brother. The resemblance is obvious. Karl says something in German, and Tony appraises you, eyes raking over your form.

He reaches down, pats your face, before telling you to get up and go sit on the sofa in the office. With a glare and a mumbled curse, you comply.

Karl laughs, saying something else to his brother, probably derogatory as they watch you walk. You clench your fists in anger, whirling around to snap that if they had something to say about you, then say it in English, don’t be a pussy.

Tony laughs.

They leave.

Fritz comes in a while later, brushing his pretty hair behind his ear before kneeling in front of you on the couch, asking for your wrists. You tell him no.

He grabs them, forcing them together and forward, before snagging them in a zip-tie, zipping it closed before you can shout in surprise.

It’s tight enough to hurt.

The redhead also leaves.

After some time, the rest of the hostages are ushered out of the conference room, towards the stairs. And you finally feel okay, because they’re letting you go.

Fritz comes in again, grabs your upper arm, hustles you towards the others, keeping you in the back of the hostages. He walks with you down the stairs, out into the lobby, then suddenly breaks off, pulling you to the side.

You thrash in his hold, realizing what’s going on - they wanted the other hostages to remember you going out with them, so no one would report your absence.

A hand clamps over your mouth and you bite down, hard. Fritz sucks in a breathe, before slapping you, hard enough to shock you silent.

He hauls you off, through a side door, out the back. Into a van, filled with a large group of other men. One man gives you a condescending look, asking Fritz what the hell he was doing. Then began the bickering.

The brothers hopped into the van, and they joined in, shouting in German with the man while gesturing to you animatedly.

Eventually, they all must come to an agreement, because they fall silent. Tony pulls you to his side, sandwiching you between him and his brother. Fritz sits by your feet.

“Don’t worry.” He begins, leaning till his nose touches your hair. “The three of us will make sure it feels good for you too.”

Karl’s hand is on your upper thigh, long fingers digging into the flesh. Fritz curls an arm around your calf, pressing the limb to his face to give it a gentle kiss. The other men in the van have varying reactions, some positive, some negative.

One man wolf whistles, another spits something that sounds unsavory in German, accompanied by a plethora of English curse words.

You try to elbow Tony in the stomach, but Karl catches your arm. He smiles at you, his long blond hair hanging around his face like a curtain.

“You’ll be fun to play with. This feistiness is arousing.”

Fritz murmurs an agreement.

You close your eyes, sweat beading at your forehead.

This isn’t good.

[pcwpolwrestling]

Extreme Election Night 2020 Preview

(PCW 15th Year Celebration- Taped Earlier This Year)

The Scene: A meeting room inside a hotel.  At the front of the room, PCW Owner Dawn McGill stand behind a podium with a sign in front that reads “PCW 15 years.”  She’s dressed nicely for the occasion.

PCW Owner Dawn McGill

Dawn McGill: Welcome to the fifteenth year of Political Championship Wrestling.

The camera pans around the hall at the politicos from both sides – all whom played major roles in PCW over the past fifteen years – as they applaud.

There’s ‘The Mastermind’ Karl Rove who claps his hands and then points to his temple to make sure everyone knows he’s a *BLEEP*-ing genius.

The Clinton Political Pitbulls (James Carville, Terry McAuliffe, and Sidney Blumenthal).

’The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (AK-American Patriots).

Rahm Emanuel- he’s about the drop an F-Bomb but realizes he’s on camera so he doesn’t.

‘Screamin’ Howard Dean (VT-Progressive Alliance)…

Howard Dean: YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

…who’s sitting uncomfortably close to one Alan Simpson (WY-American Patriots)…

Alan Simpson: STOP YELLING IN MY *BLEEP*-DAMN EAR!

…Mitch McConnell (KY-American Patriots) stands and claps…

Mitch McConnell: Spending obscene amounts of cash in order to gain influence with our leaders is a First Amendment right!

…Nancy Pelosi (CA-Progressive Alliance).  She hides behind of wall of bodyguards.  Get it?  Hiding behind a wall.  A wall of bodyguards?

Then there’s a quick shot of the PCW Hall of Famers on hand: ‘Not Just Unbearable…Not Just Intolerable…He is…’ Justin Sufferable, PCW tag team legends The Flyin’ Martini Brothers (Independent), ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’ Starz N. Stripes (Kevin Scott)

Back to McGill up front.

Dawn McGill: Let’s now welcome the living former PCW CEO’s.  First, Jimmy Carter.

John Denver’s ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy’ heralds the entrance of 96 year old Jimmy Carter (GA-Progressive Alliance) as he’s wheeled into the hall.

Dawn McGill: Bill Clinton.

Clinton (AR-Progressive Alliance) strides out as a video plays of an old episode of ‘Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub’ plays…

VIDEO: Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub – November 2nd, 2010 episode of Extreme Political TV Clinton glumly sits in his hot tub…alone and flanked by two Secret Service men.  Off to the side of the hot tub lies a ladybug costume that he had brought anticipating that Christine O’Donnell was going to be his guest on the show.

Bill Clinton: I don’t know what else I could have done.  I even brought her a ladybug costume just so she’ll feel comfortable.   *sigh*

Secret Service Agent 1: I don’t think Miss O’Donnell is coming sir.

Bill Clinton: This makes me profoundly sad.  (bites lip)  I feel my pain.

==

Dawn McGill: George W. Bush.

Dawn watches as George W. Bush’s (TX-American Patriots) perpetually off-key mariachi band leads former CEO George W. Bush to the ring with another horribly played, but rousing, rendition of “Hail to the Chief.”

Dawn’s face contorts and cringes every time the off-key mariachi band hits a particularly sour note.

Dawn McGill: Barack Obama.

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building.  Former PCW CEO Barack Obama (IL-Progressive Alliance) appears with his former Aide de Camp Joe ‘the Big F-ing Deal’  Biden (DE-Progressive Alliance) by his side.

Dawn McGill: And our current CEO, Donald Trump.

PCW CEO Donald Trump (NY-American Patriots) comes out on stage.

The supporters chant “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” which merges with the melody of the Imperial March and becomes:

♫ TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMP

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMMMMP♫

♫ TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMP

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMMMMP♫

After Trump sits down at the dias with the rest of the other former CEO’s, McGill continues.

Dawn McGill: Tonight is not about politics as usual.

As she speaks, the caterers roll out a huge cake.

Dawn McGill: Tonight is about celebrating what we have in common and what binds us together.

Close up to the item sitting on top of said cake- it’s a giant briefcase with money overflowing from inside of it.

Dawn McGill: It’s about…all of us…

As the caterers situate where the cake is to go, one of them bumps into the cart.  The giant briefcase starts to sway back and forth.

Dawn McGill: …It’s about the people…

Finally, the briefcase slides off the top and falls towards the floor.

Close up- Mitch McConnell.  His eyes light up and drool forms on the edge of his mouth.

Dawn McGill: …because we may have our differences…

The briefcase hits the floor and opens up.  There’s a lot of cash inside and some of it spills out onto the floor.

Close up- Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton: Ohhhh baby.

Everyone looks around at each other.

Dawn McGill: …in the end, we all share a common thread the binds us all together…

Silence…several seconds of silence.

Bill Clinton’s gaze meets up with James Carville.  Clinton nods and winks.  Carville smiles and then…

George W. Bush: Wait for it.

At once, Carville and everyone else shoot up from their chairs and dives towards the open briefcase.  McConnell jumps in.  Pelosi’s ‘wall’ of bodyguards barge in and try to plow a path to the cash.

Also wading in: John Boehner (OH-American Patriots), Harry Reid (NV-Progressive Alliance), and Paul Ryan (WI-American Patriots) and people from both sides of the aisle attempt to burrow their way through the pile of humanity.

Rahm Emanuel (IL-Progressive Alliance) runs down and starts dropping people left and right with F-Bombs.

Close up of Jimmy Carter’s reaction to the scramble for cash: disappointment and disgust.

Unidentifiable person in the middle of the scrum: OWWWWW!  HE’S BITING!  HE’S BITING!

Close up- it’s James Carville.

Close up of George W. Bush’s reaction: whimsical smile.

W taps Clinton on the shoulder.

George W. Bush: Not a whole lot of strat-tee-ger-ree goin’ on here.

Bill Clinton: Nope.

Another unidentifiable person in the middle of the scrum: OWWWWW!  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Close up- it’s ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin.  She’s not biting though.  She’s using a power drill to get to the bottom of the pile.

Sarah Palin: DRILL BABY DRILL!

Another unidentifiable person in the middle of the scrum: AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!

Close up of Barack Obama’s reaction: rising above the fray.

Barack Obama: *I* would not do that.

Obama turns to Biden.

Barack Obama: But *I* also know you’re just itching for a fight.

Joe Biden: You know it.

Barack Obama: Go for it.

Biden leaps over the table and literally cannonballs into the pile of humanity.

A third unidentifiable person in the middle of the scrum: OWWW!  DAMMIT! WHO KEEPS BITING?

Close up- it’s Alan Simpson- Simpson’s not after the money, he’s just being his usual irascible and ornery self.

W leans in towards Bill Clinton.

George W. Bush: Where’s Hillary?

Close up of the pile.  Two legs wearing white pants stick out of the huge pile.

George W. Bush: Oh.  Never mind.

Trump shakes his head.

Close up- Dawn McGill at the podium.  She rolls her eyes and takes a sip from her drink.

McGill’s POV: both sides scratch, claw, gouge, use steel folding chairs, regular chairs, and anything else that can be used as a weapon- all to get at the cash in the briefcase.

She sighs and rests her chin on her hand propped up by her elbow on the podium as the chaos continues…

Political Championship Wrestling Preview of Extreme Election Night 2020 Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, Ohio Sunday December 27th, 2020

Johnny Suave (voiceover): “To say that the last year have been frustrating for Dawn McGill would be an understatement of epic proportion.  Having her show taken off the air and having to endure the Star Chamber of Pelosi, Schiff, and Nadler and their investigation had been not only tough on her but the PCW talent as well.  Yes, house shows continued to be run but PCW was off television.  As 2019 came to a close, Dawn fired off a shot across the bow when a PCW Christmas show suddenly aired causing a few eyebrows to be raised.  The show featured PCW mainstays Rah and Halitosis headlining against The Professional Bad Guys- Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski in a Nakotomi Towers Death Match.”

(REPLAY: PCW Christmas Show- December 2019) Grueber and Vreski send Rah over the top rope to the floor.  Grueber slides out and pulls something out from underneath the ring.  It’s an eight foot by four foot piece of glass.

Johnny Suave: What the hell is he doing?

What he’s doing is setting up the piece of glass in the corner and motioning Vreski to do something with it.  Vreski doesn’t quite understand what Grueber wants him to do and shrugs.

Grueber again motions to the glass- Vreski still doesn’t know what he’s got in mind.  He shrugs again.

Now agitated, Greuber makes an exaggerated motion pointing at the glass.

Again, Vreski doesn’t quite get it.

Finally…

Hans Grueber: SHOOT…THE GLASS!

Grueber positions Halitosis in front of the glass.  Vreski finally gets it.

Carl Vreski: Ohhhhhhhh!

Vreski rushes forward and spears Halitosis right through it, sending glass flying all over the place.

Johnny Suave: Whoa!

Crowd: HOLY *BLEEP*…HOLY *BLEEP*

Johnny Suave: Hey, that’s Laura Bergman looking on.  She’s Halitosis’s wife.

…

Rah hits a bulldog and drops ax handles on the back of Vreski.  Then he takes Vreski’s chain and wraps it around his neck.  Vreski frantically tries to get away.  He tries to throw himself out of the ring but the chain catches and hangs him up.

Rah drags Vreski back to the ring and signals it time to sacrifice him to the Temple of the Sunshine God.  He looks over at his faithful worshipers-

…and they’re not paying attention to what he’s doing.

Rolling his eyes, Rah looks over at McGill- she’s looking at her compact and redoing her lipstick that got mussed up when she Singapore caned Vreski.

Sighing, Rah then turns to the fans at ringside and finally receives the adulation he’s looking for.  He places Vreski’s head between his legs and looks towards the heavens with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of the fans. After receiving the necessary strength, Rah picks Vreski up and drives him down onto the canvas with the Eye of RAHHHHHH (jackknife powerbomb).

Rah walks with a deliberate gait over to Vreski.  He should pin him right then and there but something catches the eyes of the Sunshine God.  In the stands, he sees Hans Grueber with a firm grip on the hand of one Laura Bergman and dragging her up the steps towards the top with him.  A few feet below, Halitosis, bloodied and just a mess, climbs up the steps a few feet behind them.  Rah watches as Grueber reaches the top and sees Joe coming for him.  He threatens to throw Laura off the back of the stands if he takes another step forward.

Laura stomps on Grueber’s foot.  Halitosis lurches forward and unleashes his lethal breath of death on Grueber.  Grueber clutches his throat at the stench and gets perilously close to the edge.  Laura shoves Grueber over the edge but the German grabs on to Laura’s wrist as he topples over and begins to pull her down with him – Joe grabs Laura and holds on for dear life.

Grueber has a hold of her watch.  He tries to reach up with his free hand as Laura feverishly loosens the watchband.  It slips off her wrist and…

Grueber falls and crashes through two tables that’s been conveniently set up below him.

Johnny Suave: I wonder who put those tables up?

Quick cut to Dawn McGill, filing her nails behind the stands and nodding at her handiwork as Grueber lays in the wreckage of the tables.

*             *             *

Johnny Suave (voiceover): “So as 2020 arrived, McGill was ready to say the hell with it and pull the trigger.  Then she was unceremoniously hauled before the Pelosi-Schiff-Nadler hearings again.”

*             *             *

(PCW Headquarters-Washington D.C. -February 2020)

Johnny Suave (voiceover): “The hearing with the express purpose of determining whether or not Dawn McGill would be removed as the Executive Director of Political Championship Wrestling.  Now, you may be asking yourself: Wait a second.  I thought she owned PCW. Well, let’s go back a few months to May of 2019.”

[REPLAY: 5/2/2019-Donald Trump (R-NY)] The CEO of Political Championship Wrestling Donald Trump explains why the Red Brand and Blue Brand went dark, shows were cancelled, and why PCW ran replays of shows from ten years ago over the past two weeks. Short and to the point, Trump states the current method of doing business with three brands wasn’t working so, he felt it was time to make a change.

Trump reaches under the podium and pulls out an Infinity Gauntlet (ie…the very same Infinity Gauntlet featured in the recent Avengers movie). He places said Infinity Gauntlet on his right hand. Trump raises his hand in the air.

Then he attaches a red stone to the gauntlet. Then he snaps his fingers and says Red Brand is no more. The press- except for most of the Fox News contingent – let out a loud cheer.

Trump then attaches a blue stone to the gauntlet and snaps his fingers and proclaims the Blue Brand. No more. The press- except for most of the Fox News contingent – groan.

Then Trump attaches a white and black stone with PCW written on it to the gauntlet. But this time he doesn’t snap his fingers. Trump announces he made PCW owner Dawn McGill a generous offer for PCW that sets her up for life and she accepted.

So what does that mean? McGill’s investment in trying to keep PCW alive just paid off for her in a big, big way. The Red and Blue Brand will consolidate under PCW. So, who will lead PCW going forward?

Dawn McGill comes out followed by PCW Hall of Famers “No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Justin Sufferable. McGill shakes Trump’s hand as does Escondido and Sufferable.

There’s a disturbance and male voice shouts out: “GET THAT GAUNTLET! THE FATE OF THE POLITICAL UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON IT!”

Suddenly, Captain America (aka Chris Evans dressed in costume), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.- in costume), and Captain Marvel (Brie Larson- in costume) rush towards Trump and his Infinity Gauntlet that’s made the Red Brand and Blue Brand specific shows disappear.

But before they can reach him: Escondido steps in to kick Evans in the balls. He then power slams Evans.

Sufferable chops Downey Jr. with an open hand and drives him to the floor with the Lou Thesz press.

McGill stops Larson in her tracks with a Spinning Heel kick and then follows with the McGill Bomb (sit-out powerbomb).

(END VIDEO)

Sitting at a table cutting a solitary figure with a glass of water placed next to her elbow, Executive Director Dawn McGill faced the stern glare of one Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Adam Schiff (D-CA).  She wasn’t happy to be there and made sure both Pelosi and Schiff knew it in her opening statement.

Dawn McGill: I said this before but let me make this clear to the Establishment…PCW is not here for you. PCW is here for…THEM…the fans.

Pelosi called the hearing to order following McGill’s opening remarks and Schiff announced that the minutes will be waived.   He announced that he will proceed with questions towards the Executive Director of PCW.

Schiff doesn’t waste time cutting to the chase- he wants to know about the deal Donald Trump made with her in May 2019.

McGill responded directly that the deal was a basic business transaction to bring PCW back under the political universe umbrella while rewarding her for her hard work over the past five years trying to keep PCW alive.

Schiff fired back that he believed it’s easy to connect the dots.  He demands to know if there was any quid pro pro- McGill sold PCW in return for Trump putting an end the Red and Blue Brand shows.

Brushing off Schiff’s challenging demeanor, McGill smiled and then recalled the intense reaction of the Progressive Alliance – most notably Jerry Nadler’s (D-NY) Oversight committee – to the deal made.  Her description of the response was

“predictable.”

McGill also made sure to recognize that the American Patriots didn’t take the news so well either.

Schiff continued to press the issue and asked if McGill took into consideration that Trump could be breaking the law by making a deal with her.

With a bemused grin, McGill asked which particular law Schiff was referring to.

Schiff said that’s what they’re trying to find out.

Dawn McGill: Oh? Is that kind of like passing a bill just to see what exactly is in the bill?

Pelosi was not amused.  She brought up the fact that McGill hired back Russian referee Corrina Romanov after previous PCW CEO Barack Obama had fired her after Extreme Election Night 2016 as a striking example of the ‘poor judgment’ McGill has.

McGill retorted she couldn’t help that elements remained inside the Progressive Alliance who still blamed Romanov for Trump defeating Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Before Pelosi can respond to that, McGill also threw in for good measure the fact that Pelosi also continued to be chapped at her because she refused to back down and give in to her demand that the 2020 CEO candidates return to the old way where their candidates would hire surrogate wrestlers to wrestle in their place- unlike in 2016.

Pelosi made sure to reference the match at 2008’s Extreme Election Night between then-champion Starz N. Stripes (now Kevin Scott) – representing John McCain- and challenger O’Beck Bahama- representing Barack Obama- perhaps one the greatest matches ever in PCW history.  She implored McGill to be reasonable and allow a return to that very system.

McGill remained steadfast.  She told Pelosi that both sides have allowed others to fight their battles for too long and maintained 2020 would have the same format of 2016.

Pelosi strenuously objected and called her a puppet- one more reason why she should be impeach- . . . er .  .  . removed as the Executive Director of PCW.

Nancy Pelosi: The people vying to become the next CEO of the Political Universe are not ‘ordinary’ men and women and should not be treated as such.

McGill fired back that regardless of what special privileges she feels they are owed, the fact remained that they are ‘people’ and should be subject to the same rules everyone else is.

Schiff responded it didn’t matter.

Adam Schiff: We’ve received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion, so profound – and disgusting – that decorum prohibits listing them here.

Schiff declared there is a solution to this problem- the removal of Dawn McGill followed by strict oversight of PCW by Schiff’s and Nadler’s committee.

McGill’s response?

Dawn McGill: Yeah, that’s not happening.

Pelosi threatened McGill that oversight is coming whether she likes it or not and if need be they will personally take control of PCW to ensure that there’s appropriate oversight.

Dawn McGill: Oh?  Like the one Joe Biden was proposing?

(VIDEO: 6/10/2019 PCW Extreme Political TV) Joe Biden’s voice: Perhaps I can be of assistance.

Joe Biden, former Aide de Camp to former PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) and the  twenty-second candidate to declare for the 2020 race, comes out.

He strolls out to the ring and stands behind McGill.

Joe Biden: If I become the next CEO of the Political Universe in 2020, I plan on taking a more ‘hands-on’ approach than Donald Trump has.

As he talks, Biden puts his hands on McGill’s shoulders- much to her surprise…and annoyance.

Joe Biden: Not to say that Ms. McGill-

Dawn McGill (pointedly): Miss!

Joe Biden: …has done a bad job of running PCW…

Biden rubs McGill’s shoulders.

Joe Biden: …but we need a different approach than the one offered by Donald Trump. I plan on bringing a new vision to bring us closer together…

His hands start moving down- much to McGill’s alarm. She finally turns around and whispers something in Biden’s ear.

Joe Biden: …huh?

McGill continues to whisper something to Biden.

Joe Biden: If I don’t stop doing that you’re going to do what?

McGill rolls her eyes and explains to him again what the problem is and what will happen if he doesn’t stop.

Joe Biden: I’m sorry but that seems physically impossible to do- to yourself.

Dawn McGill: How bad do you want to find out?

Biden wisely removes said hands from McGill’s person. (END VIDEO)

Dawn McGill: Yeah. Again, not happening.

Nadler accused her of ‘obstruction’ of his oversight.

Pelosi again threatened to take matters into her own hands if McGill did not acquiesce to her demand.

McGill called herself a businesswoman – an ordinary person trying to make ends meet in an increasingly toxic atmosphere by politicians just like Pelosi and Schiff.

Dawn McGill: Perhaps if Joe didn’t send Hunter Biden to try to buy my silence after he got all handsy on me-

Pelosi quickly cut her off.

Nancy Pelosi: Well, I think we’ve heard enough.

Jerry Nadler: I agree.

Adam Schiff: Let’s finish this damn thing right now!

Dawn McGill: Yes.  Let’s finish this now.

McGill stood up from her chair.

Dawn McGill: We’re not going to sit here and take this from you anymore.  If Dianne Feinstein can leave early, we’re going to leave too.

McGill turned and motioned to the PCW supporters in the hearing room who suddenly prepared to take their leave.

Dawn McGill: Ladies?  Gentlemen?  We’re done here.

And with that, they began to exit from the hearing room while humming ‘The Star Spangled Banner’- kind of like this…

This, of course, pissed off Pelosi and Schiff to no end.

Nancy Pelosi: Where do you think you’re going?  You’re not walking out on this one!

But they were.  The PCW supporters continued to exit as Schiff banged the gavel on the table and tried to restore order.

Nancy Pelosi: You’ve bought it this time.  You’re finished!

More supporters left while Schiff continued to bang the gavel down on the table.

Nancy Pelosi: I’m taking you down.  I’m taking ALL of you down.

And more supporters streamed from the hearing room.

Nancy Pelosi: No more PCW.

McGill bent down and furiously scribbled away on a sheet of paper.  Finally she glanced up and faced Pelosi.

Dawn McGill: And just to clarify. When Trump ‘purchased’ PCW, he bought the right to air and produce the show. *I* still own the PCW name. *I* still own the shows and intellectual property. *I* still own the pay per views.

She held up the paper.

Dawn McGill: And with my signature right here on this sheet of paper, I just reclaimed my right to air and produce PCW shows as I see fit.

Pelosi and Schiff’s jaws dropped.

Dawn McGill: You can call this…a wres-xit.

Then she turned and left with the rest.

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Johnny Suave (voiceover): “But then COVID happened and like many small businesses, McGill and PCW found themselves shut down while larger, corporate wrestling organizations continued to run.  After running a few house shows in January and February, PCW went dark in 2020.  But that didn’t mean there were forces in play intending to put on Extreme Election 2020 without her.  George Moros and the Coke Brothers- big time billionaires with money to burn on political things- announced in September they planned to run an Extreme Election Night 2020 show in November 2020.  There was just one problem- the nanosecond Dawn McGill caught wind of this scheme, she marched right into a courthouse and initiated legal action.  Suffice to say, Moros and the Coke Brothers were not pleased with her response.  You see, McGill, Moros, and the Coke Brothers had butted heads before…”

(VIDEO: February 2019-After PCW’s D.C. Armory Supershow) It’s late.  The fans have left.  The wrestlers have left.  PCW Owner Dawn McGill finally walks out of the D.C. Armory two and a half hours after the show ends.  She gets into her rental vehicle and pulls out of the parking lot.

Dawn heads north on 19th Street SE and stops at the light at East Capitol Street NE.  Traffic is light and she’s the only one stopped at the intersection.

Her mind occupied, she did not see the pair of headlights coming up fast behind her.

But she felt the impact when the vehicle slammed into the back of her car.  Dawn gets pitched forward but the airbag immediately deploys and the seat belt holds firm.

Four men exit the large SUV equipped with a heavy duty front bumper that easily absorbed the collision.  One man rips open the driver’s door and another one helps him pull a dazed McGill out of the car.  A third man swoops in and places a strip of duct tape over her mouth.  The fourth yanks her arms behind her back and zipties her wrists together.

They drag her back to the SUV and throw her into the back seat.  It’s there she finds out who’s behind this.

The Coke Brothers and George Moros.  Financiers of both factions.

George Moros: We all need to have a little talk here.

Then a cloth hood is placed over her head.

Of course, McGill would respond at the next PCW Extreme Political TV show.

(VIDEO: 2/17/2019-PCW Extreme Political TV) Dawn McGill: I so did not expect to spend my Saturday night after the show ziptied in the back of a SUV.

The crowd boos.  McGill tells them it’s okay.  The Establishment got pissed off at her so she got to go for a little ride around Washington D.C. while Coke Brothers and George Moros tried to intimidate her.

More boos from the PCW fans.

McGill explains the Cokes and Moros were a little upset that PCW got to keep running while the Red and Blue shows were shut down…they impressed on her that PCW could be squashed like a little bug like many other small time, mom and pop, undercapitalized businesses are when they run up against the big boys.

Dawn McGill: They basically wanted me to back down and go away because I was ‘distracting’ people away from their ‘business’…their high priced wrestlers paid for by their high priced money masters.  I told them they could kiss my ass.  Oh…and I also told them they could go *BLEEP* themselves.

The PCW fans stand up and let out a loud, loud cheer,

McGill says that contrary to the spin and the media’s narratives, PCW is doing a lot better than anyone could have imagined.  A lot better.

Dawn McGill: We’re proving that you don’t need corporate money to succeed.  We’re proving that you don’t need a governmental bureaucracy to succeed.  All we need is an equal playing field.  All we want is for everyone to play under the same set of rules.  No special dispensations.  One set of rules for EVERYONE no matter WHO you are!  We’re building PCW from the ground up and we’re doing it ourselves!

The crowd stands and cheers when McGill proclaims that ‘we ain’t going nowhere!’ and *BLEEP* the Establishment!

Johnny Suave (voiceover): “McGill prevailed over Moros and the Coke Brothers and she made sure PCW Extreme Election Night 2020 did in fact take place on November 3rd, 2020.  How would it go?  We’ll find out soon enough.  Thursday December 31st.  PCW presents Extreme Election Night 2020.  Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden.”

PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2020

MAIN EVENT: Donald Trump (American Patriots) vs. Joe Biden (Progressive Alliance)- winner becomes the CEO of PCW for the next four years.

PCW TITLE MATCH: ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott (American Patriots) vs. ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels vs. ‘Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan (American Heartland Coalition)

PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance) vs. ‘Alaskan Rogue’ Sierra Whalen (American Patriots) vs.  ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)

PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Jill Berg Enterprises: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit (American Patriots) vs. The Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Vengeful Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (Progressive Alliance) vs. The Vice Squad: Al Cahall and Nic Koteen (American Heartland Coalition)

PLUS:

ARIZONA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Martha McSally (American Patriots) vs. Mark Kelly (Progressive Alliance)

MICHIGAN SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Gary Peters (Progressive Alliance) vs. John James (American Patriots)

SOUTH CAROLINA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Lindsey Graham (American Patriots) vs. Jaime Harrison (Progressive Alliance)