#Karate Champ

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Bloodsport (Newt Arnold, 1988)

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UK 1987

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Polymega introduces Atari physical games, system update, and Atari Pro Module for 2600 and 7800 games!

Polymega introduces Atari physical games, system update, and Atari Pro Module for 2600 and 7800 games! #polymega #atari #ataripromodule #atari2600 #atari7800 #arcade #dataeast #update #firmware #polymegacollection

In a surprise announcement, Polymega revealed the long-awaited Polymega System Software Update v1.1.32, Polymega Collection physical games, and an upcoming Atari Pro Module for playing Atari 2600 and 7800 physical games. I reviewed the Polymega not that long ago for IGN and continue to have a positive impression of the system, especially with the light guns due out before the end of the year.…

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Get ready to battle in the world's first two player fighter- Karate Champ!

Hey Arcaders! Are you prepared to show off your fighting skills? If so, get ready to fight in Karate Champ! Karate Champ, known in Japan as Karate Dō (空手道, “The Way of the Empty Hand“), is a 1984 arcade fighting game developed by Technōs Japan for Data East. Karate Champ started and popularized the one-on-one fighting genre. A variety of moves can be performed using the dual-joystick controls…

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[1punch]

Saitama is not untalented is unmotivated. He's literally limitless but he's also depressed.

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Alright, let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on, karate champ! I wanna see you kick above your waste! Show me that round-house! Show me that sweeping crane kick your Kung Fu master taught you!

(Bill and Ted look ready to go at it, but Paul intervenes.)

PAUL:

Alright, you two, calm down! Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.

TED:

Why not? It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what Sensei Bill taught me…

PAUL:

Ok, it was a dumb threat. Stop rubbing it in. I’m sure if he could do it over he’d say “ass.”

TED:

Uh-uh. You wanna take out a snake? You cut o

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head

. Where’s the fish rot from? The head. Take out the head, and the whole thing goes down. That’s why a fisherman always goes for… the head! (

alright then, let's see it, huh? KICK MY HEAD! c'mon, karate champ! i wanna see you kick above your waist. show me that roundhouse. show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you!

[divorce-enjoyer]

hes gay hes catholic hes in love with someone hes lived with for 20 years hes a karate champ he doesnt know karate he voted for kanye in the 2020 election once he and his roommate moved to the suburbs together and he took on the role of housewife and it drove him so insane that he ended up killing their dog and putting it in the mac n cheese. and his name is canonically ronald mcdonald

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well then LET'S SEE IT!

HUH?

KICK MY HEAD!

COME ON

KARATE CHAMP

i wanna see you

kick

above

your waist alright

show me that r o u n dhouse

show me that SWEEPING CRANE KICK

that your KUNG FU MASTER taught you

[mansion-of-haunts]

definitely objectively the best delivery in tgwdlm

“THAT’S NOT HIS BRAIN! IT’S BLUE!” “WELL HOW D’YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT A DOCTER EITHER!” “BAHHHH”

“well how the hell am i supposed to pop out of a trash can and not scare the shit out of you ⁉️”

“her cat is dead 😐”

“EXACTLY, EMMA. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 😡😡😡😡😡”

“C’MON, KARATE CHAMP! I WANNA SEE YOU KICK. ABOVE YOUR WAIST, ALRIGHT?”

“heyyougoingtobeanie’s” “yeah” “youdidn’tinviteme” “sorryteddoyouwannacome” “noo nononono”

“my husband’s ✨brains✨ fell out today”

[amazingmaeve]

BADASS CHICKS

miguel diaz x fem!reader

summary — johnny and miguel are looking for girl students to join eagle fang and one place they go to look is at the skate park where Y/N loves to roller skate. when they approach she is a bit tense about joining karate since the school fight.

warnings — fluff, mentions of fighting, flirting (if that’s even a warning), swearing, unsafe skating

word count — 956

authors note — this is going to be set in season 4 episode 6 where they’re looking for girl fighters. also him and sam aren’t dating for the purpose of this timeline.

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Johnny and Miguel made their way through the skatepark. They had just gotten back from the school as they were trying to find girls for the karate tournament. They needed this actually Johnny needed this.

If they couldn’t find girl(s) to join their dojo or else they would be in deep shit and not be in the tournament at all. Miguel didn’t want that, he wanted to compete as he was the all valley champion the year before. He also wanted it to get rid of Cobra Kai since they were getting bigger with Silver coming in.

Since Johnny and Daniel made that deal with Silver and Kreese that if Cobra Kai won they would have to shut down both of their dojos. Miguel didn’t want that for Johnny or for his training. He still had a lot of things to learn even though he was the champ.

At least that is what Johnny told him.

“Sensei I just don’t get why we are in a skatepark,” Miguel questioned as they walked around people who were skating and giving them weird looks.

Probably because they weren’t skating and just walking around. Probably thought they were weirdos.

“Skating is badass and people who do that are already used to pain so if I could find a girl that’s here and is willing to hear me out we could find our girl champ,” Johnny explained as he looked around to find any girls.

“What does skating have to do with karate? They’re not the same thing,” Miguel asks, putting his hands into the pocket of his jacket.

“They aren’t but these people they do tricks and like I said before they know what pain is, so that means karate won’t be anything different,” Johnny says.

“There’s not any fighting in skating Sensei,” Miguel says.

“There was back in my day, these people can be crazy sometimes and that is exactly what I need for the girl champ,” Johnny scoffs.

“Hey guys watch out,” Y/N shouts as she comes in skating behind him but before they could do anything she ran into Miguel knocking the both of them down. “Great,” She mutters as she was on top of the boy.

She steadied her hands as she got up and held her hand out for Miguel. He blushed when he realized who it was. She was in his math class and once had a crush on her when he wasn’t with Sam or Tory. He grabbed and got up as well.

“Sorry about that but you guys should know at a skate park you should be skating,” Y/N explains as she points to her feet where she was wearing roller blades.

Before Miguel could say anything Johnny butt in.

“Hey shouldn't you be wearing a helmet, elbow pads, all that kind of stuff,” Johnny asks as he holds the flyers for his dojo.

“I don’t need them. I've been doing this for years and if I get hurt I just get back into the game,” Y/N explains as she looks at the middle aged man. “Wait, who are you?,” She questions before looking at Miguel. “I know him, I don't know you.”

“Have you ever thought about trying out for karate not only would it make you more badass, you can actually learn how to defend yourself,” Johnny tries to sell with a smile on his face.

“I don’t know, I really don’t feel like getting my ass kicked by a bunch of dudes from my high school,” Y/N explained as she kept herself steady on the pavement.

“We need more badass chicks in this world and I am willing to teach you how to be that,” Johnny explains but still sees a tentative look on her face. “Okay it can also get you into shape like Miguel here come on Miguel take your shirt off and show her all the progress you made,” He says using his last attempt.

“What,” Y/N says in shock.

“I am not doing that, Sensei,” Miguel says at the same time as her.

“I mean it wouldn’t be a bad sight to look at,” Y/N teases looking at Miguel as he feels himself get more shy. “But don’t worry I don’t need you doing that,” She says and gives him a little smile.

“Are you willing to try your hand at karate then,” Johnny interrupts as he feels himself start to get more and more annoyed.

“And this I won’t have to do some weird fight to do this because right now I can’t do that,” Y/N questions.

“Of course not, he teaches you how to fight and defend yourself,” Miguel reassures her, giving her arm a squeeze as she gives him a tiny smile, her heart beating faster and faster.

“Who knows you might be this year's all valley champion and that’s something you’d like right,” Johnny asks.

“It does sound good and I would like to learn how to defend myself, there are some weirdos in this world,” Y/N says before looking at Johnny. “Sure, I’ll come by tomorrow but just take it easy on me,” She says.

“No promises,” Johnny grins as he gives her the flier. “Tomorrow at 4,” He says. She nods as she skates a way.

“See you in school tomorrow,” Miguel awkwardly shouts, making her turn around and give him a smile and two thumbs up.

“You could try hiding the fact that you like her,” Johnny mutters as he felt more confident on how they could win.

“Was I that obvious,” Miguel asks as he feels embarrassed.

“You want the truth or the lie.”

“Truth.”

“Anyone in a 10 mile radius could see that you liked her.”