#Kamujin Kravshera

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Please watch Macross guys (I thought Robotech was just the English dub name for Macross but apparently Robotech actually used footage from three different animes?? Wild.)

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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An inside joke that I have with my father

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Khyzonia commission for @nomadicism​! My favourite Zentraedi babes. Azonia honey, when you ask him to pick you up & carry you “for the culture,” you have to be more specific.

Commission info!

(alt with slightly different expression behind the cut)

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Game night sketch... I've still got Macross on the brain. Might clean up the Khyzonia one eventually.

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SDF Macross ep. 15: Global Report

Apparently it’s been a year since the start of the show, and Captain Global is making his report to the Earth brass on all that they’ve learned. I was reaaaallly hoping this wasn’t going to be a clip show like they had in the english version when I saw the title buuuuuuut.... It is. I’m afraid this is going to be a short and boring post, because this episode is basically a half hour of ‘Previously On SDF Macross.’ So. Ya know. Weh.

I miss his corny Russian accent here, and since this is all told from the POV of the Macross crew, the only Zentraedi scenes are from the episode where Lisa & co get captured. Two demerits.Well... 1.5 because they do show Breetai crushing it with the lead pipe at least.

At the end of ye old clip montage Lisa shows up and brings Global a coffee. THAT’S IT THAT’S THE SHOW. Next ep is China Town.

“No more goddamned clip shows!!”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 超時空要塞マクロス | Super Dimension Fortress Macross Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Quamzin Kravshera/Moruk Laplamiz Characters: Quamzin Kravshera, Moruk Laplamiz Additional Tags: Porn Watching, Culture Shock, First Time, Light Femdom, Oral Sex, Woman on Top, Sexual Experimentation Summary:

Kamujin and Lap'Lamiz delve deeper into trying to understand human culture after finding a peculiar video (perhaps made for educational purposes?) that demonstrates the mysterious act itself.

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I need to rec this lovely gift I received in ao3′s yuletide exchange!! 5K + of my favourite Zentraedi smashing!! It’s delightful and smutty and just what the doctor ordered.

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SDF Macross Ep. 7: Bye Bye Mars

So we open with the Zentraedi surveying the abandoned Mars base while Breetai and Exedore discuss the reinforcements he’s ordered... Exedore is horrified to learn he has called up Kamujin Kravshera. THAT’S MY BOYYYYY!! Who apparently destroyed a fuckload of their own ships while drunk one time. And also wiped out two divisions of friendlies in another fight (although he also did kill every last enemy; you win some you lose some)... While they are discussing this Kamujin’s ship’s defold, super way too close to Breetai’s, and the noise Exedore makes is HILARIOUS. It turns out that K had a bet going with his second in command as to how many they’d hit, with the winner getting the other’s “booze ration”. So apparently the Zentraedi get liquor rations in this; that’s a thing. Nice.

“Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Apparently Kamujin has been sidelined for 6 ‘taarns,’ whatever those are, for his naughty behaviour. So, way to make a good first impression, you beautiful piece of garbage. Breetai has a plan for him to lay an ambush for the Macross.

Also, in the English version he was called ‘Khyron the Backstabber’ and I’m sorry but ‘Kamujin the Ally-killer’ just doesn’t have quite the same ring. And he had this great affected British accent, that I miss too. 

Blah blah Minmay invites Rick to her birthday party. Who cares. He feels special but later it turns out she invited THE WHOLE GOD DAMN MILITARY or something. 

The Macross receives a signal from Mars Salla base, that’s supposed to be abandoned after it was attacked during the Unification wars (I think?). Misa’s boyfriend (?) Riber was apparently stationed there so she has some Feels. Anyway the Captain decides that they can probably find some supplies and stuff at Salla so they go to check it out. Misa wants to check out the base just in case there are survivors, to which Global agrees. 

Meanwhile Khyron and his troops are hiding out in a ravine. They have planted a bunch of gravity mines underground to trap the battle fortress once it’s in position. It’s actually a pretty good plan and Kamujin manages to be patient and wait for them to move closer but one of his guys jumps the gun and gives away their position a teensy bit too early. The mines are all set though and the Macross can’t get away as Kamujin attacks, oh noes. 

And look how fine Kamujin is looking:

He came out here to attack people and he’s honestly having such a good time right now

Anyway the Macross crew figure out if they overload the base’s underground reactor they can destroy the mines, so they get Lisa to set that off. While she is on her way out she gets trapped between two emergency bulkheads... Right in front of Riber’s room, what a crazy random happenstance. Wait, Riber? 

Or is it.. 

LIVER??! Ok... Misa gets caught in her feels and won’t leave Riber’s room, forcing Hikaru to have to come and rescue her, which she protests vigorously. Doesn’t anyone in this show enjoy being alive??

The reactor blows, freeing the SDF and destroying most of the remaining Zentraedi fighters. Khyron is equal parts pissed because he hates to lose and intrigued at the prospect of an actual challenge... 

And this is the best-behaved he’ll be for the whole rest of the series! :v

Next episode is: THE LONGEST BIRTHDAY. I guess Minmay’s celebrating on the Sunday of the time change?