#Kale and Me

[mioakem]

the imagery in this part of the ep was actually insane like this is genuinely beautiful

[sapphosclosefriend]

This is the outfit of a lesbian who made so many women realize they were gay back then

[lena-luthor]

I needed you. My coven.

[coolserietvloveuniverse]

I feel as a community we didn't linger enough on this beautiful transition.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it feels when you meet someone irl who watches agatha all along but theyre a casual enjoyer and you’re actually like clinically insane over it

[taishaunas]

And after four rocky years of high school, Devi finally had both the boy and the college of her dreams.

[dandylion-s]

For actual adult Scooby Doo they needed 2 things:

Bisexuality

On screen tax fraud. Like why do you think they're always in that van. They're Howl Pendragoning.

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Deadpool & Wolverine, Agatha All Along, Venom: The Last Dance

2024 has been the year of the marvel gays

[fi1mstar]

this being the top comment on glenn’s birthday post for rob is taking me out

[arixlana]

episode 7 of agatha all along was a masterpiece

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[gilmoresliarss]

I just have to say that the amount of love I have for this woman is actually insane

[gaypalz]

SCREAMING CRYING SHOUTING NOOOOOOOOOO

no, not Lilia 😭😭😭😭😭

Also like the raw emotion in Jen's voice- 😭

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

me explaining that Alice isn’t actually dead and the trial was actually to see the strength of the bonds between the coven members - especially when facing hardships - because a coven divided will never be able to make it, and so the road actually created what appeared was the death of Alice to seperate the coven so they wouldn’t make it to the end of the road.

[caramelloss]

OH MY GOD?! AGATHARIO KISS?! KISS OF DEATH?! AUBREY PLAZA AND KATHRYN HAHN MAKING OUT ON MY SCREEN?! ON MY WIFI?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! JAC! I HATE YOU! THE KISS WASNT LONG ENOUGH?! RIO ISNT SAD ENOUGH?! AGATHA ISNT DONE YET?! WHERE WAS THE TONGUE?! WHERE WAS THE SCISSORING?! RIO PICK HER UP RN! SOMEONE?! HELLO?! ANYONE!!? I DONT THINK IM OKAY.

[tremordusk]

Jen: my kale care supplies were ruined by Agatha!

Lilia: What happened?

Jen: she came into my workshop more moodier than usual

Rio: oh was this earlier this morning when I took away her Señor Scratchy privileges?

Jen: was it?

Lilia: finish what you were saying

Jen: Right, Agatha walks in with kerosene and a lighter, looks me in the eye and burns everything

Lilia and Rio, turn to Agatha who has just walked in

Lilia to Rio: All this for a rabbit?

Agatha: I did it, and I’ll do again bitch