#Kaito Kubo

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Representative of the Canthan empire, expert swordfighter of prestigious lineage… but only on the weekdays.

Kaito is ab-so-lutely hitting the beach every weekend just to decompress. And if monsters attack then that’s just gonna have to be someone else’s problem 😎

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Original title: Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai | 青春ブタ野郎はバニーガール先輩の夢を見ない.

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Bunny Girl Senpai | Sakuta Breaks the 4th Wall to Find Bunny Girls in the Audience

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Polar Knights - Inspiration

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Yuki:

Himuro-kun — The ice guy and his cool female colleague

Taiki Nagihara — Bad medicine ~infectious teachers~

Zhongli — Genshin impact

Oda Nobunaga — Sengoku night blood

Kai von Glanzreich — Oushitsu kyoushi Heine

Shelby Snail — Cupid Parasite

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Iwao:

Kaito Kid — Detective conan

Nagito Komaeda — Danganronpa 2

Mikuni Alicein — Servamp

Joker — Black Butler

Natsume Sakasaki — Ensemble stars!!

Nikolai Gogol — Bungou stray dogs

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Yoichi

Shiki Ando — Paradox Live

Izuku Midoriya- My hero academia

Mike — Total Drama: Revenge of the island

Henry Jekyll — Fate Grand Order

Senri Ichinose — Norn9

Junta Shuraishi — Kubo wont let me be invisible

Bonus:

Ruichi

Hyde — Fate Grand Order

Satsuki — Uta no Prince-sama

Zaraki Kenpachi — Bleach

Rin Okumura — Blue Exorcist

HANCHO — Paradox Live

Duncan — Total Drama Island

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Satsuki Nakayama androgynous appearance

Satsuki Nakayama  is a Japanese model and actor who is known for their roles as Naki in Kamen Rider Zero-One and Shima Nishina in Kiss Him, Not Me. They started their modeling career as an exclusive model for the magazine Pichi Lemon and later became one of the standout models of Japan's genderless trend. In 2019, Nakayama came out as asexual[1] and agender[2] on their blog as well as in an interview to Vogue Girl,[3] expressing their desire not to be defined as either male or female.

In 2011, at age 12, Nakayama became an exclusive model for the magazine Pichi Lemon.[4] After seeing photos of Korean model Kaito on a fashion brand website, Nakayama was inspired by their androgynous appearance and began to wear more androgynous clothing, becoming one of the standout female models of Japan's genderless fashion trend.[4]

In 2018, Nakayama made their first television acting appearance in the live-action television adaptation of Chūgakusei Nikki.[5] They later made their film debut in Nunuko no Seisen: Harajuku Story, playing Akihisa Kubo, frontman for the fictional band ORION.[5] In 2019, they played the role of Kaoru in the Y!mobile webseries Parallel School Days, which later gained a theatrical release.[6] In 2020, they appeared in Kamen Rider Zero-One and its direct-to-Blu-ray spin-off series, Project Thouser, as Naki, a character confirmed by producer Takahito Omori to be genderless.[7]

Nakayama was slated to star in the 2020 theatre adaptation of All About J as Rita Barthelme; however, due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the production was cancelled.

Nakayama is a brand ambassador for unisex clothing brand BLAKICHY and a partner of its sister brand KINGLYMASK. In 2019, they started their own fashion line, Xspada

中��咲月 (@nakayama_satsuki) • Instagram photos and videos

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Accepted Characters 4/8/2023

Emily from Ben 10

Fitz from Waiting for Fitz

Gabin Kim from She's Hopeles

Luke from Alfie the Werewolf

Nagisa Kubo from Kubo Won't Let Me Be Invisible

The unnamed main character from Biomutant

Azur from The Witch and the Bull

Doha Kim from She's Hopeless

Danielle Levine from OCD, The Dude, and Me

Ikeda Asaemon from Gintama

Desmond from Suikoden

Ajani Goldmane from The Magic the Gathering series

Engy Rubel from Regina Rena: To the Unforgiven

Luo from Her Lost Voice

playmobil 3928 from the playmobil series

Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex-girlfriend

Yu-eun Gam from Secretary Out of Order

Doctor Johann Faust VIII from Shaman King

Yeon Geum-ok from Mom, I'm  Sorry

Charlemagne from Suikoden

Do Kyung-seok from My ID is Gangnam Beauty

Zacks Cromwell from Levius

Baek Mari's uncle from Orange Marmalade

Edwin Muirden from Merlin

Geonu's mother from Tales of the Unusual

Duke Calbren from Baten Kaitos

Kim Giyeon (Kimura) from Akarui

Mads from Ulvesommer

Zoë Castillo from Dreamfall

Basil from Omori

Haesu Song from Whale Star: The Gyeongseong Mermaid

April Ryan from the Dreamfall series

Lucy from Ninjala

Smart S. from Happy Heroes

Emilio from The Dog Island

Maria from The Dog Island

Kang Dae from To The Stars and Back 

Captain Plankbeard from Chibi-Robo

Shiori Ureshino from Marriagetoxin

Tean from Watermelon 

Dohyeok Chae from Secretary Out of Order

Unnamed figure set 9539 from the playmobil series

Leon from Yuzu the Pet Vet

Hyeson from Living with One Leg

Helen Palvin from Warrior Executioner 

Tic from Skate!!! Fire 100

Rex from Paw Patrol

Pickles Oblong from The Oblongs 

Alice from My Life as a Courgette

Trotty from Banjo Kazooie 

504 Request Remains

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Aniplex Online Fest 2023

Seiyuu, Artist and MC lineup

｜Participating Titles

16bit Sensation: Another Layer

A Returner's Magic Should Be Special

ATRI -My Dear Moments-

Black Butler

Blue Exorcist

Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-

Delico’s Nursery

Demon Lord 2099

HYPNOSISMIC -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima +

MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES

My New Boss is Goofy

Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie -Walpurgisnacht Rising-

Rascal Does Not Dream Series

Rurouni Kenshin

Solo Leveling

The Concierge

The Demon Prince of Momochi House

The Elusive Samurai

UniteUp! 

And More!

｜Performers and Voice Actors

Nobuhiko Okamoto (Blue Exorcist) *Video Appearance

Asaki Yuikawa (The Elusive Samurai)

Asami Seto (Rascal Does Not Dream Series)

Chiaki Kobayashi (MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES)

Genta Nakamura (Solo Leveling)

Hikaru Akao (ATRI -My Dear Moments-)

Jun Fukuyama (Blue Exorcist) *Video Appearance

Kaito Ishikawa (Rascal Does Not Dream Series)

Koutaro Nishiyama (My New Boss is Goofy)

Reiji Kawashima (MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES)

Rie Takahashi (Rurouni Kenshin)

Soma Saito (Rurouni Kenshin)

Taito Ban (Solo Leveling)

Takuma Terashima (A Returner's Magic Should Be Special)

Tomori Kusunoki (Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-)

UniteUp! (UniteUp!) *Video Appearance 

Yurika Kubo (Rascal Does Not Dream Series) 

And More!

｜Artists

okazakitaiiku

KANA-BOON feat. Yuho Kitazawa

Shoko Nakagawa

Philosophy no Dance

｜DJ Performances

DJ Kazu

｜MCs

Hisanori Yoshida

Sally Amaki

*The lineup for anime titles and performers may be subject to change.

Aniplex Spotify Playlist

Black Butler will be one of the anime featured in Aniplex Online Fest 2023!

DETAILS

Date & time: Sept. 10, 12NN to 6PM JST

Content: Aniplex's popular anime announcements, entertainment news, and live performances

Organizer: Aniplex Inc.

Co-sponsored by: Sony Music Entertainment Inc.

Venue/time: Zepp DiverCity (TOKYO) 〒135-0064　

Diver City Tokyo Plaza, 1-1-10 Aomi, Koto-ku, Tokyo

Can be viewed via Youtube outside Japan but limited to some countries & regions

Website: aniplex-online-fest.com

View the commentaries of the voice actors of Sebastian and Ciel (Daisuke Ono and Maaya Sakamoto) about AOF 2023! :

https://youtu.be/Nm3tTTrMovs

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Rooms On Fire Chapter 25: The Adventures of Hitoshi & Hades

It was 1am as you walked back home. You had just worked for 18 hours straight and were completely exhausted. It had been 3 weeks since you got back from Vegas and you and Hitoshi were working nonstop. Neither of you has had a day off since you got back and you had been on opposite schedules. Hitoshi was just getting home while you were getting ready to leave and vice versa. You hadn't had the chance to be intimate in over a week and you were both pent up and grumpy. On top of all that you had also got the news that you would be leaving to go on an out of town reconnaissance mission...for 10 days.

You trudged up the stairs to the townhome and were surprised to see that some lights were still on. Hades greeted you at the door with a wagging tail and sloppy kisses. "Hey bubs!" You cooed and kneeled down to give him kisses and scratch his ears.

"(Y/N)?" Hitoshi called from the kitchen making you perk up. "Toshi? What are you doing up?" You jolted up and ran into the kitchen. You were greeted by a shirtless Hitoshi and a dinner of fried rice and gyoza. He smiled and brought you in for a tight hug. "I have tomorrow off so I wanted to stay up and make you dinner." You nuzzled into his chest and teared up. How did you get so lucky? Hitoshi heard you sniffle into his chest. "Whoa, (Y/N) are you okay?" He cupped your face in his hands and tilted your head up to look at him. He wiped the tears away with his thumbs and looked at you full of concern.

"Yeah I'm good. I just miss you and you're so sweet and I just..." You started full on crying. "You're really hot and I'm so hungry and this looks so good." Hitoshi chuckled and gave you a kiss. "Come gorgeous, let's eat and watch Scream." You sniffed and smiled at him. "Fucking hell I love you."

The two of you ate and then snuggled up on the couch. Hitoshi laid on his back and you laid on your stomach on top of him. He played with your hair and rubbed your back as you two watched the movie. You sighed happily as you felt yourself starting to doze off. "What time do you have to go in tomorrow?" Hitoshi asked softly. "They're giving me tomorrow off." You mumbled. He smiled. "Oh yeah? So we'll have the day together?" "Mmmhmm." You remembered the news you got today and it jolted you out of your dozing. "Ah fuck." Hitoshi quirked a brow at you as you resituated to look at him. "Soooooo I'm going out of town for a mission." "When do you leave?" "Day after tomorrow." "Okay, for how long?" You cringed. "Ten days." Hitoshi's face fell. "Ten days?" You looked at him apologetically and nodded. He sighed and brought you down to hold you tight. "So you get back..." "The day of the rehearsal dinner." You completed his sentence causing Hitoshi to groan.

"Well, it sucks and I'll miss you like crazy, but as long as you come back to me safe and sound it'll be okay." He kissed the top of your head. "Are you going to be okay with Hades for that long?" You asked. Hitoshi's brows furrowed. "What is that supposed to mean?" "Nothing....its just." You looked over at Hades who was asleep in his bed. "You two haven't bonded yet and I don't want him to give you a hard time when I'm gone." "We'll be fine trust me." You nodded. A smirk grew on Hitoshi's face and gave your ass a firm squeeze. "We're staying in bed all day tomorrow." . . . "Okay call me if you need help with anything and I'll get back to you ASAP." You rolled your suitcase into the entryway where Hitoshi was rolling his eyes. "(Y/N) stop freaking out. Everything will be fine." He grumbled for the millionth time. You gave him the millionth apologetic look. "Sorry, sorry. I know you got this." Hitoshi nodded. You looked outside as a black sedan pulled up to take you to your next location.

"Okay, I'll call you when I get to where I'm going, it'll be a few hours, and remember to put the leash on him BEFORE you open the door." Hitoshi glared at you. "Yeah I know. You've only told me a million fucking times." He snapped. Did you really not think he could take care of Hades? "Sorry!" You whined and pulled him into a tight hug. "I love you Hitoshi." He hugged you back. "I love you too (Y/N)." He cupped the back of your head and brought you in for a kiss. You hummed happily as the kiss deepened and his tongue grazed your bottom lip before tangling with yours. Your fingers tangled in his hair as you stood on your tippy toes to reach him. He smirked into the kiss and backed you up against the wall and let his hands wander to your hips and gripped you tightly.

"Fuck Hitoshi." You breathed between heated kisses. A loud honk from the car outside brought you both back to reality. Hitoshi growled and rested his forehead against yours as you both caught your breath. "I guess this will have to be a teaser for what's to come when you get back." He said in a low voice. You bit your lip and giggled. "Well I can't wait." HONK Both of you groaned and rolled your eyes. You grabbed the handle of your suitcase and gave Hitoshi one last quick kiss goodbye before heading out the door. You tossed your suitcase in the trunk and climbed in the back seat and rolled the window down. "See ya Tiger." "See ya gorgeous." Hitoshi waved as the car pulled off.

He went back inside and closed the door. The house was so quiet without your voice. Hitoshi grabbed a beer from the fridge before he meandered into the living room where he found Hades sitting in his spot. Hitoshi quirked a brow at the big beast. "Move buddy, that's my spot." Hades just stared at him, not budging. Hitoshi's brows knitted together. "Hades, off the couch." He said in a commanding tone. No reaction. He sighed heavily and sat on a different part of the couch. It was going to be a long ten days. . . . After a few hours of binging forensic files while absentmindedly scrolling through his phone it was time for Hitoshi to go to bed. You had called an hour prior to let him know you arrived safely and to say your goodnights.

The dishes were done, animals fed, and now all he had to do was let Hades out to do his business before heading to bed. He trudged to the back door leading to the fenced in backyard and opened it up. "Come on Hades. Go do your business bud." Hades huffed and stretched out on the couch but didn't get up. Hitoshi sighed. "Dude come on, please?" Hitoshi swore he saw Hades roll his eyes before hopping off the couch and trotting outside. He hung out on the porch as Hades sniffed around the backyard. After about 15 minutes Hitoshi was getting a little impatient. "Are you ever gonna go?" He groaned.

Hades huffed at him and then sat down in the middle of the yard. Hitoshi's eyes narrowed at the animal. They started each other down for a solid 5 minutes. "Are you just going to sit there?" Hades shifted his weight back and forth on his front paws and huffed again.

This dog was going to be the death of him. . . . The loud buzzing of his alarm woke Hitoshi up the next morning. He groaned and shut it off before sitting up in bed. It had taken him 30 minutes to coax Hades back inside and even after that he refused to come upstairs. He knew Hades would pout because (Y/N) wasn't here, but he didn't think it would be this bad. Hitoshi now understood why (Y/N) was so concerned about leaving.

The next week carried on like this. Hades would begrudgingly eat then go outside and took his own sweet time. Hitoshi had tried to take him for a evening walk when he returned from work, but Hades wouldn't budge when he put the leash on him. The massive pit bull would just lay down in the doorway and pout.

"I know you want to go on a walk. Whenever your mom even says the word 'walk' you have a conniption fit." He complained as he tugged on the leash. Hades just glared at him and sighed. Hitoshi groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Fine! Don't have a walk." He removed the leash from the dogs harness and put it on its hook by the front door.

"Fuck it!" Hitoshi threw his hands up in defeat and went upstairs to take a shower. He closed the bedroom door since he knew Hades would be sleeping downstairs again. As he got out of the shower and wrapped his towel around his waist he heard his phone ringing in the bedroom. He rushed over and saw that (Y/N) was video calling him.

"Hey (Y/N)!" He said happily. "Hey Toshi!" You said excitedly. It was heart warming how happy he looked. Like a kid on Christmas morning. "It's so good to see your face." Hitoshi said and sat down on the bed. You were still in your hero costume and covered in smudges. You had clearly just gotten back to where you were staying. "I miss you so much." You smiled softly. "I miss you too Toshi." You propped your phone up and took off your jacket. "How are things there?" Hitoshi bit his lip as he watched you remove your jacket. He really missed you. "Earth to Toshi?" You cooed. He shook his head and cleared his throat. "S-Sorry, it's uh, it's good. Just busy with work and helping Midoriya with some wedding things here and there." "That's a lot. Are you getting enough rest and eating well?" You asked bending over to take off your thigh holsters that held your weapons.

Hitoshi's eyes were fixed to his phone. You'd current position gave him a great view of your chest. "Yeah. I'm...doing...fine." You smirked to yourself knowing how pent up he was. Hell you were too. "Hey Toshi?" "Yeah?" "You Ugh, got some drool right there." You teased pointing at the corner of his mouth. Hitoshi wiped his mouth and chuckled as his cheeks heated up. "Shut up." You giggled as he flipped off the phone a big grin playing on his face. "Mmm I wish." You said as an idea entered your mind. You backed up so the camera would get most of your body into frame. You slowly started to undo the zipper and hooks that held your top in place. Hitoshi bit his lip hoping he was right about what you were about to do next.

You turned around so your back was to the camera. Hitoshi used this opportunity to check out your plump ass. He was already painfully hard and he wanted you here with him. He removed his towel and waited for you to continue.

You let your top slide off and fall to the floor. Your bare back to the camera. You slowly turned around and ran your hands down your body. Your breasts on full display for Hitoshi. "You are the best girlfriend." He breathed out at the sight of you. He marveled at your hourglass figure as you swayed your hips back and forth and played with your nipples making them hard. Hitoshi started stroking his throbbing erection needing some sort of release. "How hard are you?" You asked softly. You wanted this as much as Hitoshi did. "Painfully." He replied. "Mmm." You bit your lower lip as you turned away from the camera again and hooked your thumbs into the hem of you pants. "Oh fuck (Y/N)." Hitoshi groaned as he continued to stroke himself slowly.

You slowly slipped off your pants and underwear and bent over in front of the camera. You crawled onto the bed, now completely naked, and got on all fours and spread your legs putting yourself on full display for your boyfriend. Hitoshi groaned. What he would give to bury himself between your legs right now. "I'm so fucking wet Hitoshi." You moaned as you slipped two fingers into yourself. "You're so fucking sexy (Y/N)." Hitoshi's hand moved faster. It didn't feel anywhere close to as good as you made him feel, but the sight of you bent over and pleasuring yourself made it so much better. A small whine came from the opposite side of the bedroom door. Hades must've heard your voice. Hitoshi's attention was quickly brought back to the image on his phone.

"I want you so bad." You whined as you slipped a third finger into your wet folds wishing it was Hitoshi's cock instead. "Yeah? Want me to bend you over and take you like that." He asked gruffly. You whined and nodded as you continued to pump your fingers in and out of your soaking pussy. He heard pawing at the bedroom door but ignored it. "I'd pull those braids while I fucked you deep in that tight little pussy of yours." His voice was low and dripping with lust. "Mmm fuck Toshi. That'd feel so good" You moaned as you quickened your pace. You loved it when he talked dirty do you.

"You only have three fingers in right now. I know you can take more than that. Let's make it four." He instructed as he pumped himself faster. You pumped a fourth finger inside you and moaned. Your small fingers didn't compare to Hitoshi's length and girth. "Good girl. Now play with your clit. I want you to cum for me." Your other hand moved to stroke your clit as instructed and made you call out. "Fuck you're so unbelievably sexy (Y/N)." Hitoshi groaned. He was going to cum soon. "I love you. You're so amazing." He praised. "Hitoshi! Fuck I'm gonna-" you couldn't finish your sentence as you moaned loudly and came around your fingers. "That's it gorgeous." He moaned as he watched your juices slowly drip out of your pussy as you continued to pump your fingers as you came. The sight drove him wild. He came into his towel and moaned. "Fuck (Y/N)!" "Mmm Hitoshi." You moaned coming down from your high.

Hades burst through the bedroom door and bolted towards Hitoshi's phone. "Fuck! Hades no!" Hitoshi tried to dodge but his reflexes were shot. The 90lb Pitbull rocketed onto the bed, grabbed Hitoshi's phone in his mouth, and took off kicking Hitoshi in the dick in the process. "Fucking hell!" He fell off the bed and curled up in pain.

After a minute or two he was able to stand upright and slipped on some sweatpants and looked for Hades. "This mother fucking dog stole my mother fucking phone during mother fucking phone sex and then kicked me in the mother fucking dick." He grumbled as he went down the stairs. He reached the living room to find Hades in his bed with the phone wagging his tail and (Y/N) baby talking him. "Don't encourage him!" He groaned walking over and taking his phone back. Hades whined and barked at Hitoshi as he wiped off the slobber.

You had put on PJs, taken your hair down, and were in bed. You giggled when you saw Hitoshi's super grumpy expression. "I'm sorry Tiger. I heard you yell, are you okay?" "No. You're fucking dog kicked me in the dick when he stole my phone." "Oh fuck, are you okay?" Your concern made him feel a little better. "Yeah I guess." He grumbled. "My poor baby." You cooed. Hitoshi smirked. "You'll have to kiss it and make it better when you get back." You grinned. "Oh Tiger I'll be doing more than that." You bit your lip and winked at him. Hitoshi sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "I don't want to wait 2 more days to see you damnit." "Me neither suga, but I'm almost done getting the info I need for this mission." "I don't care how busy we are, when you get home I'm going to have my way with you." He growled. You giggled. "Oh I can't wait." . . . Tomorrow morning. That's when you were coming home and Hitoshi couldn't wait. He had cleaned the entire townhouse, did all the laundry and grocery shopping so you wouldn't have to worry about anything when you got home. He was in a great mood and nothing could bring him down.

It was around 8pm and Hitoshi was going to try one more time to take Hades for a walk. Hades was pouting in his bed. "Come on boy." Hitoshi's said as he patted his knees to coax him. Hades sighed and got up and begrudgingly walked to the front door with Hitoshi. He grabbed the leash that was hanging from the hook and opened the door. He turned around to put the leash on Hades when it happened. Hades bolted out the door at full speed.

"No! Hades! Come back!" Hitoshi bolted after him but Hades was gone. "Fuck fuck fuck!" Hitoshi was freaking out. He did NOT just lose her dog. She would kill him. She loved that dog as much as she loved him. He ran around the neighborhood calling his name while he got out his phone and dialed Kaito Kubo.

"HITOSHI MY BOY! HOW ARE YA?"

"Hi Kaito okay this is an emergency (Y/N) is out of town and I'm looking after Hades and I opened the door before the leash and he bolted and he won't come to me because he hates me can you help me please?!" He was out of breath as he jogged through the neighborhood.

"OH FUCK! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!" Kaito said and hung up.

Hitoshi ran up and down their street and had no luck. He was in a full on panic and kicking himself. (Y/N) would be heartbroken and furious if anything happened to Hades. He can't believe he fucked up this bad. He was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard Kaito call out to him. "MY BOY ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" He asked and placed a hand on his shoulder. "I did door before leash. She told me so many times leash before door and my dumbass did door before leash. She's going to kill me." Kaito gave Hitoshi a sympathetic look. "Don't worry, we'll find him." He looked around. "ISN'T THERE A PARK NEARBY?" Hitoshi lit up. "YES! She takes him there all the time!"

The pair of them ran to the nearby park and scoured the area for over 20 minutes but there was no sign of him.

"Okay Okay. Umm fuck think! Where else does she take him?" Hitoshi thought out loud. "Oh! Our brunch spot!" "BRUNCH SPOT?" Kaito asked. "Yeah yeah, there's this great little brunch spot when go to when the weather is nice and we bring Hades with us and eat on the patio. (Y/N) always gets him a big meat plate." Kaito laughed. "THAT'S ADORABLE! DOG BRUNCH!"

Hitoshi and Kaito took off running down the street like mad men. The brunch spot was several blocks away next to a busy street. All the worse possible scenarios ran through his mind as they ran calling out for Hades along the way.

The restaurant was dark and the patio wasn't lit up. Hitoshi hopped the fence and looked around as he made his way to their usual spot. And there he was. Hades completely unharmed, sitting down resting his head on the chair where (Y/N) always sat. It was actually heartbreaking how sad he looked. He crouched down next to him. "Hey Hades." He said softly scratching his ears. Hades whined. "I know bud I miss her too. But she'll be back soon. I promise." Kaito hopped the fence and breathed a sigh of relief as he saw Hitoshi with Hades. Hitoshi clipped on his leash. "Come on Hades. Let's go home. Your mom will be back tomorrow." To his surprise Hades actually complied. The three slowly made their way back to the townhouse. As they passed a little supermarket Hitoshi stopped and gave Hades to Kaito. "I'm going to go grab something for Hades. I'll be right back." Kaito smiled and nodded.

After a few minute Hitoshi came out of the store with a big slab of bacon and a steak. He crouched down in front of Hades who was wagging his tail wildly as he unwrapped the meat he had just bought. As soon as the bacon was presented to Hades he scarfed the treat only pausing to howl happily. Hades would howl or "sing" as (Y/N) called it, whenever he was really happy about something.

Hitoshi and Kaito laughed as the dog continued to sing for them as he chomped away at the bacon. Hitoshi stood up. "Alright buddy, you'll get the steak when we get home." Hades wagged his tail and trotted right next to Hitoshi the whole walk back. Kaito chuckled as he watched the pair. "I THINK YOU FINALLY WON HIM OVER." "If I knew that all it took was buying him a slab of bacon I would've done it ages ago."

They reached the townhouse and Hitoshi invited Kaito in for a drink to say thank you for helping him find Hades. They sat down at the bar in the kitchen and cracked open two beers while Hades chomped away at his giant steak.

"SO SHE GETS HOME TOMORROW MORNING?" Kaito asked, his voice booming through the house as usual. Hitoshi nodded as he took a sip of his drink. "Yup. It's only been 10 days but I swear it's felt like months." He shook his head and looked down at Hades who had finished his steak and was now sitting next to Hitoshi. "I'm so glad we found him. I would've never forgiven myself if something happened." Kaito chuckled. "I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. FIRST TIME I WATCHED HIM FOR (Y/N) I LOST HIM TOO!" Hitoshi looked at him in shock. "Wait really?" "YUP! I DID THE DOOR BEFORE LEASH JUST LIKE YOU AND HE BOLTED." He took a sip of his beer while Hitoshi laughed. "SHE NEVER KNEW IT HAPPENED SO DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME." He winked.

Hitoshi laughed. "Well I was going to tell her but you're right. Probably best not to worry her." Kaito eyed Hitoshi with a grin on his face. "SO YOU WERE GOING TO BE HONEST WITH HER EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO AND IT PROBABLY MEAN YOU WOULD GET CHEWED OUT?" Hitoshi shrugged. "Well yeah. I tell her everything. She's my partner and best friend. Why wouldn't I?" Kaito smiled. "YOU KNOW I'M SO THANKFUL SHE IS WITH YOU MY BOY. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I WAS WORRIED SHE WOULDN'T FIND HER PERFECT MATCH AND SHE DID. YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT MAN HITOSHI."

Hitoshi's face flushed. "Thanks Kaito. She motivates me every day to be the best I can be. It's been like that ever since we met at UA." He sighed. "I just love her more than anything in this world and I want to do everything in my power to make sure she's happy, safe, and cared for. She's always bending over backwards to help others and never complains. I want to make sure that I'm there to take care of her because she deserves that." Kaito's heart melted with happiness and pride. "That she does." Hitoshi took a deep breath. "Wait here, I'll be right back."

Kaito nodded and sipped on his beer while Hitoshi went upstairs to grab something. He looked nervous when he came back downstairs. He held a little black box in his hands. "I was going to ask you in a few weeks after all the wedding craziness, but I feel now is as good a time as any." Hitoshi opened the box and revealed a engagement ring. It was rose gold with a salt and pepper diamond surrounded by smaller diamonds to resemble a star. "So two things. 1. Do you think she'll like it? And 2. May I have your blessing?" Kaito let out a loud jolly laugh. "OF COURSE!!!" He swooped up Hitoshi into a bear hug. "I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A SON!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH!" He placed Hitoshi back down on the ground. "WHEN ARE YOU ASKING?" "Our anniversary is coming up so I was thinking I would ask her then."

"LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE PLANNING!" Kaito was over the moon excited. He was bouncing up and down and clapping his hands together rapidly. "I WILL MAKE THE CAKE!" "The wedding cake?" Hitoshi chuckled. Kaito ended up going on and on about wedding planning for the next hour and Hitoshi gladly let him do so. He was relieved that he not only got Kaito's blessing but that he was insanely excited for the two of them.

Now he had to figure out how to make the actual proposal perfect.

(Pic of the ring below)

[soraegeeks]

I’m joining in on #FallIntoMangaLove. It’s a manga reading challenge from Shae at Shaegeeksout going from today, Sept. 21st, to Sunday, Sept. 27th.

I’ve written down all of the prompts to randomly pick the order I complete the challenge.

And I’ve compiled my TBR list and I am ready!

At the end of the week I’ll do a post matching each prompt to my selected manga and recap how well I did. Let’s go!

[madame-cookie]

Kaito intended to channel the heroes of Cantha from the Mists. As a descendant of Shiro Tagachi, he was certain that wielding echoes within his mind would come more naturally. But when an echo of Shiro himself started speaking in the young man’s mind, swearing to him that he was destined to finish the actions set into motion by his predecessors, he begged to be dismissed from the palace guard.

He was repositioned in Kryta, as a diplomatic liaison offering aid to the Crown through the Seraph. He wanders regular routes keeping travelers safe from beasts and bandits, to help distract him from the nagging whispers promising that they are more than just whispers after all.

[potetopro]

World's WORST Waiter, Ishikawa Kaito | Seishun Buta Yarou/AoButa

Ishikawa Kaito, the voice of Azusagawa Sakuta from the anime Seishun Buta Yarou, is forced to become a waiter at Sakuta's part time job, a family restaurant. Let's just say he'd be fired on the spot...

Ft. Voice of Sakurajima Mai, Seto Asami, & voice of Azusagawa Kaede, Kubo Yurika

[ask-the-tower-boy]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sweetest of them all? *puts a gigant mirror in front of the boys* all of you, y'all precious little treasures

*all of them are now flustered*

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

DanganSona Chatfic and shitzzz

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3C61CQd

by ThatOneKid123

Words: 654, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Danganronpa Chatfic

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Persona Series, Persona 5, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa 十神 - 佐藤友哉 | Dangan Ronpa: Togami - Satou Yuuya, Dangan Ronpa: Kirigiri, Dangan Ronpa Zero, Dangan Ronpa Another: Another Despair Academy, Super Dangan Ronpa Another 2: Sun of Hope & Moon of Despair, Dangan Ronpa Rebirth: Voices, Dangan Ronpa TheAfter: Future of Despair School

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Naegi Makoto, Kirigiri Kyouko, Togami Byakuya, Hagakure Yasuhiro, Asahina Aoi, Fukawa Touko, Maizono Sayaka, Kuwata Leon, Fujisaki Chihiro, Oowada Mondo, Ishimaru Kiyotaka, Yamada Hifumi, Celestia Ludenberg, Ogami Sakura, Ikusaba Mukuro, Enoshima Junko, Hinata Hajime, Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Sonia Nevermind, Soda Kazuichi, Owari Akane, Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter, Hanamura Teruteru, Koizumi Mahiru, Pekoyama Peko, Saionji Hiyoko, Mioda Ibuki, Tsumiki Mikan, Nidai Nekomaru, Tanaka Gundham, Komaeda Nagito, Nanami Chiaki, Kamukura Izuru, Naegi Komaru, Asahina Yuta, Aoba Satomi, Haneyama Ayaka, Yukimaru Takemichi, Kenichirou | Kenshiro, Owada Daiya, Mitarai Ryota, Kuzuryu Natsumi, Sato (Dangan Ronpa), Kurosaki Taro, Goryoku Tomohiko, Ichino Sosuke, Yoko Shoji (Dangan Ronpa), Nishizawa Kiriko, Someya Ryota, Kubo Daiki, Kisaragi Karen, Kashiki Suzuko, Hino Asukasei, Umesawa Aiko, Ikuta Kotomi, Kamii Tsubasa, Murasame Soshun, Saihara Shuichi, Harukawa Maki, Yumeno Himiko, Amami Rantaro, Akamatsu Kaede, Hoshi Ryoma, Tojo Kirumi, Yonaga Angie, Chabashira Tenko, Shinguji Korekiyo, Iruma Miu, Gokuhara Gonta, Oma Kokichi, Momota Kaito, Shirogane Tsumugi, K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa), Otonashi Ryouko, Matsuda Yasuke, Samidare Yui, Togami Shinobu, Taira Akane, Kinjo Tsurugi, Mekaru Rei, Otori Teruya, Maki Kiyoka, Higa Mitsuhiro, Tomori Kizuna, Hatano Ayame, Inori Kanata, Yamaguchi Kakeru, Uehara Kinji, Kobashikawa Haruhiko, Iranami Satsuki, Kurokawa Mikako, Kisaragi Yamato, Utsuro (Dangan Ronpa), Sora (Dangan Ronpa), Maeda Yuki, Kabuya Yoruko, Hashimoto Shobai, Nijiue Iroha, Kagarin Yuri (Dangan Ronpa), Makunouchi Hajime, Mitsume Kokoro, Magorobi Emma, Chiebukuro Setsuka, Otonokoji Kanade, Otonokoji Hibiki, Kasai Shinji, Yomiuri Nikei, Sannoji Mikado, Nakajima Kanon, Fujimori Ayumu, Izumo Kasumi, Samejima Kazuomi, Sakuma Kego, Kagura Maiko, Himuro Nico, Tsuchiya Akira, Todoroki Aruma, Aisaka Misuzu, Rokudou Saiji, Yodogawa Seishi | Katagiri Zen, Mizuta Marin, Koga Mitsunari, Itsuki Mikoto, Oosone Narumi, Shimatate Konoe, Komyoin Chisa, Hashizawa Coco, Masuda Fitzgerald David, Nova Hold, Amagaya Issei, Ueda Kinji, Hatoyama Koin, Momori Marin, Kirigiri Miharu, Hishimeki Miruku, Matsouka Retsu, Seki Ryohei, Arumada Seiha, Hatami Tachihaki, Ryo Yukime, Tsukishima Tsuda(OC), Vermillion Natsuka | Tsukishima Natsuka(OC), Suzui Shiro(OC), Yayoi Orihime(OC), Yonamine Riku(OC), Amamiya Ren (Persona Series), Kurusu Akira, Sakamoto Ryuji, Takamaki Ann, Mishima Yuuki, Suzui Shiho, Kitagawa Yusuke, Togo Hifumi, Niijima Makoto, Sakura Futaba, Okumura Haru, Akechi Goro, Yoshizawa Sumire | Yoshizawa Kasumi, Sophia (Persona Series), Maizono Shiori(OC)

Relationships: Hatoyama Koin/Tomori Kizuna, Goryoku Tomohiko/Ikusaba Mukuro/Kurosaki Taro, Goryoku Tomohiko/Ikusaba Mukuro, Goryoku Tomohiko/Kurosaki Taro, Ikusaba Mukuro/Kurosaki Taro, Magorobi Emma/Togami Shinobu, Ichino Sosuke/Kinjo Tsurugi/Kurusu Akira, Ichino Sosuke/Kinjo Tsurugi, Ichino Sosuke/Kurusu Akira, Ishimaru Kiyotaka/Matsuda Yasuke, Momota Kaito/Vermillion Natsuka | Tsukishima Natsuka(OC)/Yoko Shoji, Momota Kaito/Vermillion Natsuka | Tsukishima Natsuka(OC), Momota Kaito/Yoko Shoji, Vermillion Natsuka | Tsukishima Natsuka(OC)/Yoko Shoji, Hishimeki Miruku/Mekaru Rei, Amami Rantaro/Nova Hold/Pekoyama Peko, Amami Rantaro/Nova Hold, Amami Rantaro/Pekoyama Peko, Nova Hold/Pekoyama Peko, Hatami Tachihaki/Gokuhara Gonta, Seki Ryohei/Tsuchiya Akira/Tsukishima Tsuda(OC), Seki Ryohei/Tsuchiya Akira, Seki Ryohei/Tsukishima Tsuda(OC), Tsuchiya Akira/Tsukishima Tsuda(OC), Chiebukuro Setsuka/Hanamura Teruteru, Iranami Satsuki/Mizuta Marin/Nakajima Kanon, Iranami Satsuki/Mizuta Marin, Iranami Satsuki/Nakajima Kanon, Mizuta Marin/Nakajima Kanon, Mitarai Ryota/Sakura Futaba, Arumada Seiha/Enoshima Junko/Nishizawa Kiriko, Arumada Seiha/Enoshima Junko, Arumada Seiha/Nishizawa Kiriko, Enoshima Junko/Nishizawa Kiriko, Haneyama Ayaka/Otori Teruya, Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter/Masuda Fitzgerald David, Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter/Masuda Fitzgerald David/Shirogane Tsumugi, Chou Koukou Kyuu no Sagishi | Ultimate Imposter/Shirogane Tsumugi, Masuda Fitzgerald David/Shirogane Tsumugi, Aisaka Misuzu/Someya Ryota, Kubo Daiki/Oma Kokichi/Shinguji Korekiyo, Kubo Daiki/Oma Kokichi, Kubo Daiki/Shinguji Korekiyo, Oma Kokichi/Shinguji Korekiyo, Iruma Miu/Suzui Shiho, Celestia Ludenberg/Sakamoto Ryuji/Yayoi Orihime(OC), Celestia Ludenberg/Sakamoto Ryuji, Celestia Ludenberg/Yayoi Orihime(OC), Sakamoto Ryuji/Yayoi Orihime(OC), Asahina Aoi/Tanaka Gundham, Kisaragi Yamato/Komyoin Chisa/Kuzuryu Natsumi, Kisaragi Yamato/Komyoin Chisa, Kisaragi Yamato/Kuzuryu Natsumi, Fujisaki Chihiro/Togo Hifumi, Todoroki Aruma/Yamaguchi Kakeru/Yonamine Riku(OC), Todoroki Aruma/Yamaguchi Kakeru, Todoroki Aruma/Yonamine Riku(OC), Yamaguchi Kakeru/Yonamine Riku(OC), Hagakure Yasuhiro/Owari Akane, Kagarin Yuri/Momori Marin/Tsumiki Mikan, Kagarin Yuri/Momori Marin, Kagarin Yuri/Tsumiki Mikan, Mioda Ibuki/Saionji Hiyoko, Kenichirou | Kenshiro/Mishima Yuuki/Tojo Kirumi, Kenichirou | Kenshiro/Mishima Yuuki, Kenichirou | Kenshiro/Tojo Kirumi, Mishima Yuuki/Tojo Kirumi, Fukawa Touko/Kashiki Suzuko, Fujimori Ayumu/Hatano Ayame/Sato, Fujimori Ayumu/Hatano Ayame, Fujimori Ayumu/Sato, Hatano Ayame/Sato, Aoba Satomi/Sora, Nidai Nekomaru/Nijiue Iroha/Uehara Kinji, Nidai Nekomaru/Nijiue Iroha, Nidai Nekomaru/Uehara Kinji, Nijiue Iroha/Uehara Kinji, Asahina Yuta/Maeda Yuki, Kabuya Yoruko/Kagura Maiko/Kuwata Leon, Kabuya Yoruko/Kagura Maiko, Kabuya Yoruko/Kuwata Leon, Kagura Maiko/Kuwata Leon, Hashizawa Coco/Ueda Kinji, Himuro Nico/Kobashikawa Haruhiko/Otonokoji Hibiki, Himuro Nico/Kobashikawa Haruhiko, Himuro Nico/Otonokoji Hibiki, Kobashikawa Haruhiko/Otonokoji Hibiki, Kisaragi Karen/Samidare Yui, Saihara Shuichi/Shimatate Konoe/Yomiuri Nikei, Saihara Shuichi/Shimatate Konoe, Saihara Shuichi/Yomiuri Nikei, Shimatate Konoe/Yomiuri Nikei, Ryo Yukime/Samejima Kazuomi, Koizumi Mahiru/Makunouchi Hajime/Utsuro, Koizumi Mahiru/Makunouchi Hajime, Koizumi Mahiru/Utsuro, Makunouchi Hajime/Utsuro, Chabashira Tenko/Otonashi Ryouko, Hashimoto Shobai/Inori Kanata/Yukimaru Takemichi, Hashimoto Shobai/Inori Kanata, Hashimoto Shobai/Yukimaru Takemichi, Inori Kanata/Yukimaru Takemichi, Soda Kazuichi/Suzui Shiro(OC), Akechi Goro/Hino Asukasei Hino/Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Akechi Goro/Hino Asukasei, Akechi Goro/Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Hino Asukasei/Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko, Takamaki Ann/Umesawa Aiko, Amamiya Ren/Niijima Makoto/Yumeno Himiko, Amamiya Ren/Niijima Makoto, Amamiya Ren/Yumeno Himiko, Niijima Makoto/Yumeno Himiko, Kitagawa Yusuke/Koga Mitsunari, Akamatsu Kaede/Kirigiri Miharu/Sonia Nevermind, Akamatsu Kaede/Kirigiri Miharu, Akamatsu Kaede/Sonia Nevermind, Kirigiri Miharu/Sonia Nevermind, Matsouka Retsu/Yonaga Angie, Maizono Shiori(OC)/Ogami Sakura/Owada Daiya, Maizono Shiori(OC)/Ogami Sakura, Maizono Shiori(OC)/Owada Daiya, Ogami Sakura/Owada Daiya, Kasai Shinji/Yamada Hifumi, Izumo Kasumi/Kamukura Izuru/Oowada Mondo, Izumo Kasumi/Kamukura Izuru, Izumo Kasumi/Oowada Mondo, Kamukura Izuru/Oowada Mondo, Hinata Hajime/Oosone Narumi, Ikuta Kotomi/Kamii Tsubasa/Sannoji Mikado, Ikuta Kotomi/Kamii Tsubasa, Ikuta Kotomi/Sannoji Mikado, Kamii Tsubasa/Sannoji Mikado, Higa Mitsuhiro/Naegi Makoto, Maki Kiyoka/Mitsume Kokoro/Naegi Komaru, Maki Kiyoka/Mitsume Kokoro, Maki Kiyoka/Naegi Komaru, Mitsume Kokoro/Naegi Komaru, Kurokawa Mikako/Sophia (Persona Series), Komaeda Nagito/Otonokoji Kanade/Rokudou Saiji, Komaeda Nagito/Otonokoji Kanade, Komaeda Nagito/Rokudou Saiji, Otonokoji Kanade/Rokudou Saiji, Kirigiri Kyoko/Taira Akane, Harukawa Maki/Murasame Soshun/Sakuma Kego, Harukawa Maki/Murasame Soshun, Harukawa Maki/Sakuma Kego, Murasame Soshun/Sakuma Kego, Maizono Sayaka/Nanami Chiaki, Itsuki Mikoto/Togami Byakuya/Yodogawa Seishi | Katagiri Zen, Itsuki Mikoto/Togami Byakuya, Itsuki Mikoto/Yodogawa Seishi | Katagiri Zen, Togami Byakuya/Yodogawa Seishi | Katagiri Zen, Amagaya Issei/Yoshizawa Sumire | Yoshizawa Kasumi, Hoshi Ryoma/K1-B0/Okumura Haru, Hoshi Ryoma/K1-B0, Hoshi Ryoma/Okumura Haru, K1-B0/Okumura Haru

Additional Tags: chatfic, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Fukawa Toko Isn't Obsessed With Togami Byakuya, Soda Kazuichi Isn't Obsessed With Sonia Nevermind, Matsouka Retsu Isn't Obsessed With Komyoin Chisa, Non-Incestuous Shinguji Korekiyo, Non-Incestusous Otonokoji Kanade, Otonokoji Hibiki & Kanade have a real healthy sibling relationship, Nakajima Kanon Isn't Obsessed With Kuwata Leon, Togami Shinobu Isn't Obsessed With Togami Byakuya, Hanamura Teruteru not being pervert, Naegi Makoto is a Ray of Sunshine, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Non-Despair (Dangan Ronpa), Non-Despair Enoshima Junko, Alternate Universe - Twins, Amamiya Ren and Kurusu Akira Are Twins, Kirigiri Kyoko & Kirigiri Miharu Are Siblings

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3C61CQd

[itsimstome]

Male Female Surnames Ace Aiyana Appleby Adrian Alaska Bae Ares Amara Bancroft Alfie Amelia Bass Arlo Atlanta Bellamy Aron Ava-Lee Berkshire Beck Bay Blake Benedict Calista Bynes Brann Dara Choi Clyde Dawn Crawford Dallas Eberlyn Dankworth Dante Elain Easton Dax Eleanor Ellis Devin Elzay Everhart Drax Emory Farley Dusan Esme Finch Easton Everly Francis Ervin Harlow Gardens Felix Henley Gray Flynn Hella Gryffon Hayes Hera Hearst Hollis Hylie Hobbs Hyun-Jae Ji-Hyo Huxley Ian Kairi Jeong Jayden Kilani Keller Ji-Hoon Lana Kojima Jorah Lauren Kwon Kaito London Lawson Kento Lumi Lockhart Koa Maisy Lovejoy Kubo Maze Marley Lando Milla Mays Leon Mi-Rae Miles Lycus Naiara Miller Mario Na-Eun Morningstar Mathias Orion Myung Maximus Polaris North Miles Pyra Parson Nash Raegan Payne Nathaniel Raelynn Renshaw Oryn Rayne River Quill Ryland Rooney Raiden Sahara Sano Seung-Woo Sol Savage Sisley Sora Spring Tegan Su-Jin Stark Tidus Terra Taylor Wesley Tris Tucker West Valerie Zahra Zane Tyrell Wilder

[himiko-yumehellno]

Beta AU fan quotes part eleven:

Kiyo: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?

Kokichi: Screaming.

Tsumugi: Manipulation.

Kirumi: Murder.

Kiyo: Okay, so we have screaming.

Source: unknown

—

Kirumi: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Shuichi: … Is that a picture of you?

Kirumi: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Source: parks and rec

—

Tsumugi: We grow stronger, the world grows more dangerous. The world has a way of keeping things balanced.

Maki: Do you ever say anything encouraging?

Tsumugi: I encourage you not to die.

Source: Kubo and the Two Strings

—

Ryoma: It could be a trap.

Kiyo: Allow me. *proceeds towards it*

Ryoma: What, it's not a trap if you do it?

Source: Kubo and the Two Strings

—

Kokichi: You can't keep following me into fire!

Himiko: Then don't go into fire!

Source: Frozen 2

—

Rantaro: What the fuck is this class?

Kiyo: You mean, in general, or...?

Rantaro: I'm reflecting on how Gonta grabbed a pigeon from the air while walking to class and Kaede and Tsumugi nearly got into a fight with someone over Shakespeare.

Kiyo: ... Okay, I understand now.

Source: me

—

Kaito: Hey, how old are you?

Shuichi: Uh... It's 20XX, right?

Kaito: Yeah.

Shuichi: Yeah, okay, hold on. *thinks for several minutes* Sixteen.

Kaito: ... Did you really just have to calculate your own age?

Shuichi: Well, I didn't think I'd make it this far!

Source: tik tok

—

Rantaro: Swallowing glass just to stay pure...

Himiko: If you put my name and your name together you get ~Himitaro~ also please don't swallow glass.

Source: tumblr

—

(Meanwhile, in the Spinda au)

Kaito: The chances two of your best friends are parents in their teens is slim...

Kaito: *gestures at Miu and Shuichi* But never zero.

Source: inspired by tiktok

—

Kiibo: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Kaede: Maybe a little bit tipsy.

Rantaro: Wasted.

Shuichi: Dead.

Source: unknown

—

Tenko: I've learned some very valuable lessons from you all today.

Kirumi: I'm guessing they're all horribly distorted from the lesson you actually should have taken away.

Tenko: Death isn't real and I'm basically god.

Source: twitter

—

Angie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Rantaro: You were with Kaito!

Kaito: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Source: tumblr

—

Kiyo: Saihara, when was the last time you went outside?

Shuichi: What’s today?

Kiyo: Monday.

Shuichi: Then last June.

Source: danganronpa 3 abridged

—

Tsumugi: Okay, no more talking about Himiko.

Kokichi: But you told me I had to get it out of my system...

Tsumugi: I had no idea how much you had in your system.

Source: parks and rec

—

Gonta: Kaito, put some sunscreen on.

Kaito: Gonta, I'm a grown man, I don't need that.

Gonta: You think you're stronger than the sun?

Gonta: THE FUCKING SUN?

Source: unknown

—

Miu: I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes!

Rantaro, running up and taking the glass: Nope! No you won't! No you won't, because if you do that you will die.

Source: parks and rec

—

@kagazuly *gestures at this post* look at all those chickens incorrect quotes!

[plusultrabitchez]

I love writing the prequel because I get to write Kaito so you guys get to see what a fucking gem he is

This mother fucker could be in dream daddy

I just really want you guys to love him as much as I do