#Kai’s evil for that let’s be honest

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SOBBING AWH LITTLE GREEN BEAN 😖😖😖😭😭😭✨✨💖💞💕

Green ninja's biggest weakness: being tickled

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i think a snickers would’ve fixed baldr tbh

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hi! can you NOT make jokes about the worst massacre that’s happened here in centuries?? my girlfriend was murdered that day but i guess people like you just love taking advantage of tragedies for funny internet clout. i hope you lose your heart in another world.

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she baldr on my dr until i bald

#get off my post i literally lost someone too

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my missing brother, brani, is finally back!!!! i’ve been so so worried for forever. thank you everyone who prayed with me 🙏

#he is acting a little weird though if i’m being honest #freya speaks

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sometimes i feel like my taste in men is bad and then i remember there are multiple secret societies entirely dedicated to thirsting after master brain

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you ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging a keyblade at a flappy bugs nest

#kingdom hearts grant me the serenity to not look at the notes #courage to not look at the notes #and wisdom to not look at the notes

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Asking for a friend what do you do when a cable car stops in midair and starts shaking and swaying on the wire while you’re in there up there way high above the ground? Time sensitive question asking for a friend.

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let’s explore the nearby abandoned towns together!

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it’s really awful how people are acting like it’s illegal to have a sense of humor anymore. even in the wake of tragedy, humans have always been humans. plus it’s been almost a year now. life goes on, you know?

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the context for this post is op lost their job and reputation because they laughed at the funeral of a little girl named vör when the person giving the eulogy couldn’t be bothered to learn how to pronounce her name correctly. please for the love of light stop blindly reblogging things like this.

#oh ewww i hate people

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to the anon who just sent that long-winded ask: my blog is my space. if you don’t like what i post then move on.

#xe.post #delete later

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It drives me insane whenever people frame it like Baldr 'succumbing to darkness' and going crazy was inevitable. Sure, darkness played a part in that tragedy, but it completely overlooks the reality of how Master Odin failed to take care of that child at every step of the way. The boy was lost in grief, and the adult who was supposed to take care of him shoved him in an asylum-like room alone? Are we really going to leave that part out in favor of pushing the narrative that people prone to darkness are simply evil at heart? He could have lived a happy life being himself if he had been supported and nurtured. It didn’t have to be this way.

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Right? We could have saved him from his darkness! He was our friend….

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That’s… not at all what I was saying, but I suppose a stupid comment like this is to be expected from somebody with ‘darkness dni’ in their bio. Thanks for trying.

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‘darkness played a part in that tragedy’ not you sugarcoating what happened for the sake of pushing YOUR narrative that the thing that’s been killing people since the dawn of time can possibly be anything but toxic. how many people have to die before people like you get in touch with reality???

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Sounds about right from someone who went through the Scala Ad Caelum public school system. Have you ever tried reading a book other than what was assigned for class? Please check your natural-light privilege and ignorance. Thanks.

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look out lads we got another conspiracy theorist ‘homeschool your kids’ dork lmao

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And do you read anything other than sigurd x reader fanfiction, based on the first seven posts on your blog?

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the notes on this post were so toxic staff just axed ‘em

#sent to me #thank you joker

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Oh my gosh guys, guys, guys!!!

Idea time!!!

I personally can't see Arin going fully evil.

I can definitely see his frustration and anger, but he's a good kid, and I dont think he'd do anything malicious on purpose. But I do think he's in a prime position to get manipulated right now. He's at his lowest point, and he could possibly be willing to do anything to impress and prove himself to Llyod.

What I think would be really interesting is if, via manipulation, Ras could get Arin to let his guard down and maybe even get him to listen to his point of view a bit.

("I lost my parents too, you know, and I found a way to make it on my own. I had to be strong. I learned that i didn't need anyone else, only myself." I don't know. That might be an angle that Ras could exploit, effectively drawing Arin away from his friends.)

(I mean, I'm assuming, according to that flashback sequence, that Ras's parents weren't really around.)

Maybe Arin would even start to trust Ras a little. Or at least start to doubt Lloyd's methods of teaching. (Which to be honest, Lloyd, you're not doing yourself any favors with your teaching technique, buddy. I know you're trying to encourage the kid, but you're giving him an unrealistic idea of a future self he has to measure up to.)

I think Arin is putting a lot of pressure on himself too.

So Arin doesn't necessarily join Ras, but somehow ends up facing off with him a bit more than usual during fights or something. Ras singles him out, trying to plant more of those seeds of doubt. Maybe Ras gets him alone, and, either willingly or by force, Arin ends up wearing a wolf mask.

I mean, is Shatterspin technically evil if you're using it to fight bad guys? I mean, it's not like his own spinjitzu is helping anyway.

Maybe, Lloyd or Sora look over and see Arin wearing the mask. Maybe they run to him, and ask what the heck he is thinking!

Maybe Arin is embarrassed. He feels sorry and ashamed. He knows he made a mistake. He goes to take the mask off.

But before he can, the gong is struck, and his soul is shattered.

All of the emotions come flooding out. He's angry. So very angry. Angry at Llyod for putting all this pressure on him. Angry at Sora for progressing so far and leaving him behind. Angry at himself for not doing something, SOMETHING, more to find his parents.

We get a scene similar to that bit in Season 4 with Kai and the staff of elements. Arin just loses control, and all the anger, doubt, and fear come spewing out.

That's what I want.

I want him to voice his frustrations to his friends. And at the moment, I think Arin is just so nice that he doesn't want to bother anyone and isn't going to say anything.

But as the saying goes, "even a worm will turn"

In other words, even the nicest and sweetest people will show you how dangerous they can be if pushed too far.

So, um. Arin deserves to go feral. Just as a little treat.

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Klaus x reader Cresent city Chapter 7

Summary: This story is from the perspective of Y/n Marshall the younger sister of Hayley Marshall. Side note I love Hayley one of my favorite characters. Basically, Y/n will be pregnant instead of Hayley and I will be changing some things up but then that it should stay pretty close to the series. I hope you enjoy the story! Also, if you like I have a Castiel X reader

Paring: Klaus x reader

Word count:2,452

Warnings: Some language, Typical the Originals violence, Spoilers for season one of The Originals, Pregnancy, Mention of arranged marriages and beer, Klaus being mean

A/N: Hey yawl. I hope you're having a happy Sunday I know it's been a while since I've written for this series. I hit writer's block for a while so for this series which is sad because I love this series. But I've been watching a lot of edits of Hayley and Hope plus Klaus to get me back in so hopefully I'll write more.

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Chapter 7: Cresent City

POV (Y/n)

We found out a lot when we were in the bayou like Celeste and how much Elijah loved her. Hayley saw most of it and I could sense even though she wouldn’t say it she was a little hurt seeing those things. We also met Eve, a woman who was a descendant of our bloodline. She had the same birthmark as us but she had to burn it off just to be safe from vampires. Because Marcel had exiled all werewolves to the bayou our family was trapped in their wolf forms all the time except on the full moon. Hayley and I were brought to the compound and Klaus and I got to have a talk that we needed to have.

We walked in and there were about twenty bodies on the floor with sheets on them. “You seriously want us to stay here!? It's a war zone.” I looked around and it was beautiful. Well you know except for the dead bodies, Klaus points up to a crest on the wall. “Hayley not that it minds you but that is my family’s crest which your sister is carrying so you don’t really have to be here.” He finished with a fake smile. “Why you-” “Hayley I got this why don’t you go pick a room kay.” I gave her a real smile and she glared at Klaus and went to go look. I turned back to him.

“You know you should really try to get along with her she is our daughter’s aunt.” “Yes, well I will when she does.” “Look klaus you either you can try to keep us here or you can be respectful and we all can try to be better for our daughter so she can feel safe.” He thinks about it and seems he can agree with that. “I'll have someone clean that up, why don’t you take Kol's room. It has a fireplace.” He goes to walk away.

“Klaus I'm sorry for what happened in the bayou.” “Did you actually think that?” I had to be honest. “For a second but when I looked and saw your face when you were accused I knew that… this baby means something to you. I believe in you so… don’t let us down.” I grabbed at my small bump and went to go to my room. After that things seemed to be getting worse, Divaina died In the harvest it was horrible. But she was drawing pictures of someone to warn us before she died, a great evil.

I woke this morning to a not-so-pleasant surprise in our main foyer. I walked down the stairs to go to the kitchen when I passed a dead body on the ground, not just anybody but the witch that almost killed the originals. I'm not even surprised at this point. Hayley walks up to me. “Y/n don’t get too close to him.” “I’m assuming this isn’t good.” I mean this man was hellbent on killing the originals when he was powerful and now he’s dead it makes no sense. Diego, one of Marcel’s men, looked like he was calling to tell Klaus and Marcel.

Elijah, Marcel, and Klaus come walking in with a mission guiding them. “Y/n please do not get too close.” Elijah pulled me back. “Well I'm a little curious as to why there is a dead body in our home so forgive me.” I bit back. Elijah looks a little shocked. “Sorry, pregnancy hormones.” Elijah was studying the body. “ Can I get you anything, brother? A magnifying glass? A pipe, perhaps?” I chuckled at that one. “ You have a theory you'd like to share with us, Niklaus?” “Back in the day, the witches wanted to send a threat, they'd just kill a chicken and leave it on your doorstep.”

“Papa Tunde defeated Rebekah with ease, almost got the two of us as well. If he was supposed to be the prize fighter, why leave him for dead in our front yard?” Klaus was right when I heard Klaus got hurt it was the first time in a while that I was scared. “Well, don't you look cheery. Listen to this-- A girl literally exploded from a grave today as Sabine was giving a tour of the city of the dead. It was Monique Deveraux.” Bex walked in. “What?” “Maybe it is. They think that all hope is lost, but now suddenly a Harvest girl is resurrected. This is how we're gonna get Davina back-– kill the witch who took her place.” It was nice to see Marcel have hope again.

“I have a theory about who one of them could be. Celeste. I mean, it's got to be. Davina was trying to tell us, she was drawing pictures of Celeste. She was warning us that a great evil is coming.” Hayley brought out these huge drawings of Davaina’s depicting Celeste. “First, Papa Tunde returns to settle old scores, now your murdered lover is back. This isn't witches attacking vampires. They're declaring war on us.” With Klaus finishing that sentence a chill went down my spine and I grabbed my bump like that would protect her more somehow. 

I was just told by Rebeca that she was going to take us back to the plantation to have us protected. The thing is I didn't want to leave if Klaus was staying. I speed-walked to the parlor the best I could. “I'm not going if you're staying.” “Luv that’s the best place for you.” “What about you?” He just drank his whiskey. “I mean if you can go carelessly play super vamp while some whacked-out witches are out there why can’t I play super wolf?” I didn't know why I was so angry. I mean he had done this a billion times before and after we met so why was I so against him being stupid with his life. “You know why!” “So just because I'm pregnant You can't talk to me about what you're going to do!” “Yes! Because you are, I mean all you are to me is the person who holds my child!” I was hurt in all different ways. “So all I am is just a baby holder nothing else!” And again he starred in his whiskey. “Just remember Klaus that you're not just living for yourself anymore.”

On the way to the plantation, the hormones were raging inside me like never before. I was ready for the fucking party. “I thought I was gonna have to drag you to the plantation kicking and screaming.” Bec said to Hayley I almost did that. “Yeah, well, we all just wanna protect us and the baby, right?” I sarcastically replied and they both gazed at me in confusion. “Hey, I'm on your side, remember? So, what gives?” Hayley answers for us. “Tonight's a full moon, Rebekah.” “So what? she’s preggers, you guys can't turn.” “Yes, but we wanted to invite a few people over…” Hayley conducted. “Human, but only for a few hours, and won't be again until the next full moon, so... I asked Josh to get a message out to Eve in the Bayou. “

I got to bake that kid a cake or something for putting up with all this bullshit. “Josh isn't dead yet? Well good on him. I love a nice survival story.” Just then the keg men came. “Who the bloody hell is that? “ “Kegs out back, alright?” I said to him. “Yup.” “Right. It appears you two weren't gonna wait for me to grant you permission to throw a kegger.” Hayley and I smile at the same time. “Listen, you all want me safe? Fine. I'll do as I'm told. I'll play damsel in the glass tower. But tonight's the one night a month that we can meet our family. Now, you could rat us out and send us to our room, or you could help us to throw one hell of a party.” I threw an arm over shoulder guiding her inside.

It's about two hours out from the moon rising and I was stress baking like crazy. “Hey Y/n did you make the…” Hayley had walked in the kitchen and saw everything I made. “I was going to say cupcakes but it seems you made the whole bakery.” She looked around in amazement. “Yeah I guess I'm pretty nervous so here I am and I unfortunately can’t get drunk right now so.” “Drunk?” “Yeah Klaus is being Klaus.” “I'm sorry” “Yeah me too.” 

The moon had risen and Hayley see people come out of the woods and go to the clothes that we had put out. After everyone had gotten clothes they all came to us. “Hey everyone my name is Hayley and this is Y/n we are so happy to finally meet you. We have tons of food, beer, and music for hours!” She held up her red solo cup full of beer and everyone howled and whooped.

The party had been going on for about 2 hours and I met so many wonderful people, some of them dissent cousins. I was checking the cupcakes and thankfully a lot of them had been eaten. “Are you the one that made these because damn I think I've added three pounds on just tonight.” I turn around and I think one of the cutest guys I've ever seen before is standing there. “Thanks, it's my own recipe.” I smiled.

“Wow talented and beautiful you hit the jackpot or maybe I did.” I giggled at his flirting. “I should properly introduce myself I'm Koy.” He extended his hand and I shook it. It felt familiar. “Y/n and you're one of the wolves who's been watching me.” “And smart I knew it. I gotta keep my eye on you. Precious cargo and all.” The baby of course the baby. “Gotta protect the miracle baby right.” I smiled sadly but he didn't know that.

“No, that's not what I meant. I don't care about the baby.” Excuse me?  “Sorry, that came out wrong. I mean, of course I care. You're a Labonair. A baby, it's a big deal. But personally, my interest is in you. “ “Why?” “You don't even know me.” I laugh a little while looking down. “Our parents knew each other. They were of the same people, but not the same bloodline. Now, you know how pack hierarchy works, right? Everybody has their part to play, and... we had our part, too.” “Which was?” I questioned while I went to drink some water. “ ...You were supposed to be my wife” I spit take right in his face. “Oh my Gosh I'm so sorry!” I grabbed a towel for him. “It's okay I would have the same reaction.”

I sit down after I feel a 100 pound weight be put on me. “You doing okay.” He asked me with kind eyes. “Yeah um i thought I would just meet some distant cousins tonight not my future husband.” “I know it’s a lot to take in and for your sister too.” “My sister?” “It's the same but with my older brother Jackson.” “So Hayley to your brother Jackson, correct?” “Yes” “Wow um explain please?” “ New Orleans used to be our town, and we lost it all because of some in-fighting. The vampires came after us, and if our families were united, we could've taken them. So, our parents decided to bring the two lines back together, and... you and I were betrothed. And my brother and your sister.” My brain was spinning.

“Obviously things didn't work out the way anyone thought they would. Our pack made a huge misstep with the vampires when we refused to back down, and Marcel had us cursed by a witch. You are the last one of your bloodline, Elizebeth. Or Y/n, whatever you call yourself. These people will follow you and your sister. You can help them-- you and what you represent.” “And What would that be.” “The one to break our curse.” “What do you mean?” “ Your witch friend. She told Eve she was coming here tonight to set us free.” “Koy I don’t have a witch friend.” Panic came over his face.

“What!?” I go to call Klaus but he doesn’t answer. “Come on answer please…” Ring ring ring nothing. “FUCK!” I throw down my phone and it shatters. “Hey! Hey Y/n calm down.” “Y/N Y/N!” Hayley was calling from downstairs. “HAYLEY!” We run down into her and a man that assumed to be Jackson. “What’s going on!” “It’s the witches !” Hayley starts to out the door so we follow but that's when flames erupt. “AHHH!” I get burned from it.

“Y/N!” Hayley runs to my side. “I'm fine we have to get out!” But theirs a force keeping us in. The smoke was starting to get to me. “Here take this!” Koy ripped some of his shirt off. I started to feel weak but then suddenly I was outside with Hayley. “Y/n are you okay!?” “Yes but Elijah, our friends are still in there!” He speeds off it takes a hot minute but he comes back with both of them. “Y/n are you okay?” Koy asked me. “Yes, you?” He nodded. 

The moon was going to go down soon and the brothers had to go with it. “Koy thank you for everything.” “I have been dreaming about this since I was a kid. And it was everything and more.” He smiles and he goes off. “Koy I promise I will break this curse.” “I wouldn't expect anything else from you Y/n Labnoir.” He goes off with his brother.

We had gotten back to the compound. And I went straight looking for Klaus. “KLAUS Klaus!” “Hes not here Y/n.” It was Marcel. “Where is he Marcel?” He sighed and told me. Shit. “I have all my guys looking for him.” “Good thank you.” I give him a small smile and walk away. 

I'm trying to not explode with worry when I hear shouting and Hayley and I walk out. “Elijah!” Hayley yells at him. He stops throwing guys around. Marcel answers him. “Klaus threw one of his classic temper tantrums, snapped my neck, tried to take on a coven of witches by himself. He got dropped. I don't know where he is or how to find him.” Elijah composes himself.

“They also have Rebekah. Every one of you will help me to find them. I'm gonna kill them all.” Fuck, Klaus, I told you, fuck you for making me worry even after our fight. Shit, I think I'm starting to care about him. 

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Hope you guys enjoyed it and you guys can image Koy however you want. I personally think of Jensen Ackles but you can do whatever you want. See you yawl next time xoxo Gossip Girl :)

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DB Analysis: Thoughts on the "Sympathetic" Zamasu

I'm going to be honest: I'm not quite sure how to start this analysis. I'm doing it solely to get my thoughts down on the character somewhere, because something always comes up in discussions about Zamasu that has always bothered me since I first learned about him, getting back into Dragon Ball about two years ago: A lot of people have a habit of labeling Zamasu as not only being a sympathetic villain, but go so far as to say he was never truly evil in the first place.

Personally, however, I have never once seen Zamasu as being traditionally sympathetic. If anything, when it comes to this character, I feel nothing but absolute disgust--even when compared to the uncontested evil of characters like Frieza. At least watching Frieza is entertaining, because we know the good-hearted Goku will always win in the end. When people both in and out of the story make excuses for Zamasu's behavior, however... It's sick, and I'm going to do a full breakdown why.

Let's start this analysis by recapping on Zamasu's feelings toward mortals and all of the crimes he's committed. Zamasu views mortals as impure beings forever marred by sin, completely irredeemable, and that it is more of a mercy to kill them rather than to allow them to continue on in that sin. He stole Goku's body; murdered his own teacher, Gowasu; and committed mass genocide, declaring himself supreme over all as "the wisdom, the law, and the power of the universe" and "the sun that lights this world" to quote Fighterz. His actions are egregious, and they aren't really any different than any of the other villains we see in Dragon Ball. Why do people excuse them?

"He meant well." "His teacher didn't do enough." "He's sympathetic."

Unlike other sympathetic villains, it's not like any evil was done to him personally. He doesn't have some typical, tragic backstory. So, why is he considered sympathetic? Well, it comes from a single thought we've all shared at some point: The world is a terrible place.

Zamasu is someone who only focuses on the negative in the world and in people (specifically mortals). Yes, we can point to Gowasu's failed attempt at showing their good side; however, it's clear that Zamasu doesn't want to really see any differently than what he already believes either. When he met Goku, arguably one of the purist mortals in the entire multiverse, he was too offended by the so-called lack of respect Goku showed to even register that he was, while careless, ultimately a good person.

Moreover, what makes Zamasu any better than the mortals he bashes? Yes, he is a god, but what are the distinguishing factors between a god and a mortal in the Dragon Ball universe? They're not omnipotent, as we've seen countless times throughout the series. They're not all-powerful, as the likes of Goku, Vegeta, and Jiren have shown overpowering different deities. (Even before acquiring god-ki, Goku was stronger than Shin.) Many of them used to be mortals, as we see shown through the hakaishin's passing-of-the-torch. We can even argue that they're still technically mortals, because many of them have been killed or erased and Zamasu literally had to wish for immortality.

Making a real-world comparison, this isn't an Abrahamic godhood: A case of a pure, all-knowing being who can see into the hearts of every person and leads the world with patience and unlimited wisdom. Instead, Dragon Ball shows us gods who have limited knowledge, constantly make mistakes, are insanely impulsive, and tend not to ever bother questioning themselves. And out of all of them, Zamasu is basically a rookie, a supreme kai in-training. Why do we still give him a pass?

Again, because he believes what we believe: People suck. It's such a broad, undirected hatred that we rarely stop of think of what we actually mean by that. Do we hate the evil actions that humanity commits, or do we hate humanity itself? If you hate evil, you look to uproot it, including when it appears in yourself. If you hate humanity, then you never see the good in others and never self-reflect.

All that being said, let's give Zamasu a comparison to another villain: Frollo from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Frollo "saw corruption everywhere except within," viewing himself as a man of the Church and a righteous judge. He was always coming up with excuses for his own sins, even going so far as to blame the very God he claimed to serve. Zamasu acts much the same way, except he doesn't even entertain the idea of a figure of morality being over him: The only god Zamasu "worships" is himself. He's an absolute megalomaniac, a fact we see visualized through his interactions with his partner in-crime, Goku Black, who is literally just himself in another timeline.

Gowasu serves as the prime example to this mindset. Despite being another kai, the person that mentored him, someone who always strove to see the good in others... Zamasu murdered him without a second thought. Why? Because he dared to disagree with him. This is-turn would've also killed Rumshhi, the GoD of their universe. Even Zeno is not an exception even though he fears him, as shown in his team-up with Hearts in Super Heroes. Despite Zamasu's view of "gods good, mortals bad," he will slaughter anyone that doesn't march in lock-step with his ideals.

Not only does he kill other gods and commit all of the same sins he accuses mortals of--even going so far as to revel in the deaths of others--but he had to rely on Goku's mortal body for his Zero Mortal Plan to work in the first place. Shown in the Xenoverse games, if the player joins Zamazu, he's shown to have no issue accepting their help either even though he promises he'll still kill them later. Zamasu is a hypocrite, another trait he shares with Frollo.

Still for some reason, we never call Frollo sympathetic. Well, not all of us have burned down a city, tried to purge an entire race, and lusted after someone not even half our age.

But we all desire justice. We all want to make the world a better place, don't we?

We feel sympathy for Zamasu because he represents the evil we stare in the face every single day. He represents the demon whispering in our ears that any atrocity we can commit is excusable so long as we have a "good reason." Because we're better people. We're smarter people. We're good people... right?

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Mind where you walk.

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Your Broly Black ideas inspired me, so here's some random thoughts I had about them:

Broly Black (Z):

Zamasu wished to "Swap bodies with the mortal that hates Son Goku the most", and either just took Broly's body from that world OR Z Broly hated him so much that the Super Dragon Balls pulled him and his body through the multiverse.

Spear for a weapon, perhaps becoming a Trident as he powers up (connotations of Royalty that Zamasu would surely enjoy + the mental image of Black stabbing Trunks with a Trident with an evil grin is powerful)

Would get the most affected by this body's personality, leading to a very spiteful and downright malicious Saiyan that would take more and more joy from his actions as he goes on.

Worst relationship with Immortal Zamasu as the two slowly become different people, maybe culminating in them outright refusing to fuse.

If they did, then Merged Zamasu would end up being so much worse, his body breaking down quicker with cracks breaking into his immortal side aswell. In addition, the immortal body having a way higher capacity alongside way less stability means Merged Zamasu would end up being a bomb when he dies, his overflowing ki risking the whole galaxy.

Rose Legendary would likely fuse into a single aura and form, enhancing all his worst traits as he continues to enhance it. I'd imagine it'd start more lean, slowly growing more Buff until he rips his shirt (reflecting how Zamasu loses himself to his Saiyan side as he connects to the body).

Broly Black (Super):

Zamasu decided to think his wish through more and used the Time Ring to go back in time to watch Gokus major battles, trying to figure out what he had to let him get so far.

And he notices a few things, like Goku using godly techniques (if he would go on to force the knowledge of both techniques from that pitiful "King" Kai, then he would never tell) and Goku beating someone that stole his body already (darn it Ginyu) but, above all else...

He can adapt. He may lose, but he comes back stronger each time. And Zamasu needed to find a way around that.

And so, he wished on Super Shenron to "Swap bodies with the Saiyan with the highest latent potential", giving him the body of Broly.

... shame he has no clue who Broly is, and he won't find Vampa for... a while.

Most affected by the bodies rage, him losing himself into it until he doesn't even care (the whole way he says he has control over it)

His weapon would be something more blunt and martial, such as something simmilar to knuckle dusters or boxing gloves.

Legendary Rose wouldn't be one Merged form as it is too far away from Zamasu's personality to blend easily. Instead, it would be a clash between the two, the Divine simplicity and mortal emotion clashing like trying to hold magnets together.

Gets on well with Immortal Zamasu until he snaps and transforms, fooling only himself when he says that he has control over this brutal form.

Merged Zamasu flat out wouldn't happen, with Zamasu refusing to merge with a berserk Saiyan out of control and instead teaming up with the heroes temporarily to stop Black

Kale Black:

Gonna be honest, can't think of a reason for this one beyond maybe "Zamasu waits a bit, sees the U6 expo / ToP and notices how strong Kale was"

The Most nothing of the Black Beserkers ngl.

Weapon would 10000% be two Great Axes, one over each shoulder.

Could maybe tie the U6 saiyan biology being different into the form, with God Ki manifesting differently in them (alongside Zenkais, with the U6 saiyans likely not needing them as much as our U7 folk and maybe having weaker ones as a result.)

Let me be the one to tell you these are all f i r e headcanons and a great chunk of them are ideas I had myself and I love these. This was what I wanted when I challenged the fandom to write his lore. So good

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One thing I don't think we speculate/theorize/discuss/whatever enough is how Plundar would interact with the team on a more casual basis and vice versa (I'm specifying Plundar because with Wyldfyre's existence I feel like we can get a loose idea of how Korgran would interact with the team on a more casual basis and vice versa because I think Korgran and Wyldfyre have similar attitudes [although Korgran is definitely more chill than Wyldfyre], and I don't think Fungus would be much different considering how he interacts with the rest of the Upply, Cole, Wu, and Vania casually).

So Plundar interacting with the rest of the ninja:

We know Kai was likely jealous that Cole "had a crew" when Plundar introduced himself as "part of Cole's crew" so if we go off of that, I feel like Kai and Plundar would have a rivalry going on. Would it be one-sided on Kai's end? Probably, let's be honest. The idea is really funny. BUT I also really like the idea of Plundar finding worn out daggers and swords in the mines under Shintaro Mountain when he goes spelunking with the Upply and taking them to the monastery for Kai to restore. Still rivals but Kai appreciates Plundar giving him weapons to restore in the monastery's forge. Maybe Plundar even takes the weapons to Kai for him to restore in an attempt to demonstrate that the one-sided rivalry he has going on is fucking dumb lol.

Everyone else is gonna be significantly harder just because they don't really interact with Plundar canonically (Jay's only interaction with Plundar is screaming when he sees Adam then questioning who the Upply are, Nya's only interaction with him is asking who he is, and Lloyd and Zane don't interact with him at all). I will do my best however because the idea of Plundar interacting with these goofs is great.

Lloyd would probably be more skeptical of him at first, just because that's how Lloyd is. Statistically speaking, even if one of the ninja makes a new friend or ends up with a love interest who is briefly evil but ends up on their side in the end, they're still on the villain's side at some point to an extent, and I don't doubt that Lloyd would extend this sentiment to Lloyd. It happened with Zane and Pixal, it happened with Kai and Skylor (and there it resulted in Kai getting briefly corrupted), it happened with Lloyd himself and Harumi, basically you can count on ninja love interests starting out in league with the villains/villainous factions so I wouldn't doubt that Lloyd would be distrusting of Plundar, especially since Plundar's a thief. Cue Plundar trying way too hard to gain Lloyd's trust, and Cole trying to explain to Plundar "you're fine, he's just like this, he'll come around eventually as long as you aren't horrible."

I feel like Plundar would probably troll Jay all the time. Plundar's a thief who probably aces his stealth checks every time AND canonically Cole brought him on a stealth mission, you can't tell me he wouldn't tease the shit out of Jay using his stealth. It's probably more in an "I see you as a little brother so I'm gonna tease you relentlessly" way and not from a place of malice. Jay, who is used to getting this kind of shit but from a meaner verbal place from Kai, probably doesn't mind and tells Plundar when he needs a break from it.

Plundar and Nya would probably do a lot of sparring. Canonically, Nya's always looking for ways she can improve her skills, and having a stealthy thief around to help combat stealth would probably lead to a lot of sparring between the two. Outside of that, Plundar would probably be in the same spot as Cole and see her as a younger sister.

Plundar's been underground for YEARS, bro would be absolutely fascinated by both Zane and Pixal and I think they'd both be 100% down to answer any questions he has, whether it be about their mechanics, their programming, or really anything. Even if the question would be something the others would call invasive, they're patient and understanding because they understand it's new to Plundar.

I think Plundar should've interacted with the rest of the team more, I genuinely feel like we were robbed of some interactions that could've been pure gold (ESPECIALLY with Plundar and Kai) lmao

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Did you read the article about how the creators of CK are goi by to tarnish Mr. Miyagi’s memory and have Daniel face the mirror in season 6? When will they just come out and say they hate Daniel and Miyagi? When will fucking Johnny Lawrence face the mirror and grow the fuck up, be a dad to his biological kid, and apologize to Daniel? Fuck this show, I’m so SICK of this shit. I grew up watching KK in the 80s, and clearly the writers favor the deadbeat loser that is Johnny and despise Daniel. I’m not watching this show anymore, I’m only here for the fanfic. Fuck this show!!

Ralph said that he agreed to Cobra Kai for a big part because of Creed. Seeing that you can continue something from the perspective of the opponent. But Creed has never been on a mission to show us that everything Rocky ever did was secretly misguided and borderline evil. It was about finding mutual respect. Cobra Kai was set up as the same thing, or so they said, but from the first episode onwards it was on a systematic mission to show Daniel in the most unsympathetic light possible. To prove him wrong, to show his kindness as nothing more than weakness and hypocrisy because, apparently, the message of the film was is painful to confront that the creators of the show need to undo it. Expose it. Defend their egos from the statement: bullying is wrong and hurts people. There has to be 'another side', a side in which the bullies are actually in the right. Because Daniel, by being kind and a little annoying, must be wrong. Must deserve it. These writers are not kind, it seems, and so kindness must be bad. Hardness, revenge, and an absence of mercy most win out. Because we must be taught that this is the nature of humanity and therefore, this hardness must be celebrated. Kindness must not exist in such a worldview, and therefore any kindness must be exposed as deception. As hidden cruelty. If cruelty is the nature of man, then surely it is better to be upfront and cruel than deceptive and cruel. This is how Johnny can win. If kindness doesn't exist, surely the honest man must trump the liar. And therefore the honest cruel man is good, and the dishonest cruel man is bad. But again this only works if innate kindness is a lie. Because if it's not, the kind man is better than the hard man, of course! And they can't deal with that. They don't feel kindness, apparently, and in order to prove themselves and their claimed avatar Johnny as still being good, kindness must be exposed.

Except there is nothing to expose in Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. They're not perfect, even in the first film. Miyagi had faults! He'd turned away from the world. Daniel had faults. Kind as he was, he was rather insensitive towards his Ma at times, because he felt Lucille had been insensitive to his needs. Also, you have to rebel somehow. But it doesn't go much further than that. He still comes to see her at work. He lets her teach him to dance. He tells her about his girlfriends. And yes, Daniel can be a little vindictive to those who have wronged him, spraying Johnny with water and exposing Chozen's scheme. What a monster! Do we remember the time he punched Chozen in the dick? Literally below the belt, what a sneaky thing to do at his own mugging!

As for Miyagi, he could be insensitive to Daniel's needs, too! Daniel lashed out at him and lied to him. They were never perfect. But they were always kind and that is something CK cannot stand. And since there is nothing in the films to indicate that they were being insincere, the writers decided to make something up. Ultra violent Miyagi secrets, I dunno. Maybe they retroactively are going to make Miyagi into a war criminal to uplift Kreese. And of course the only way to prepare for the Sekai Taikai is by bringing in Mike Barnes to be brutal. (It's not like they have a Japanese lifelong sensei on hand who has likely competed there himself and knows the culture inside out?)

Yet if kindness actually exists, even if they don't feel it, they can still sense this is wrong. And it must not be wrong! They cannot abide that cruelty is wrong!!!

Except....

They always excuse their heroes lashing out by them having been treated unkindly. Okay. So suffering unkindness is unjust, retaliating out of having suffered unkindness is just, but being unkind is strong? OK... So Cruelty = strength. Suffering cruelty = weak. Revenge = strong. Kindness = a lie. Loving=vulnerable and weak, but cruelty=strength, strength = deserving of love, therefore the cruel are entitled to love. People receiving love by being loving are the weak getting rewarded for weakness, which is wrong and must be punished, aka Daniel deserves to be beaten for being kind to Ali. Cruelty deserves love, but giving love is weak. Johnny is entitled to Daniel's friendship because Johnny is strong and cruel and Daniel is lying and weak, because kind. And this kindness (which is a lie???) is still something Johnny is entitled to by virtue of being openly crueler and therefore stronger, more upfront, and just, but he is not obligated to give it. Causing pain strong, retaliating by causing pain is also strong and nobody ever suffers any lasting consequences. Except when it's Robby but he deserved it for having been nicer than before, and being a constant reminder of Johnny's failure as a parent. Can't make our hero look bad by existing OK?

This is a: psychopathic thinking, and b: flies in the face of everything The Karate Kid stood for. Ralph is doing his utmost to minimise the character assassination of Daniel but Pat Morita is no longer alive to defend himself so fair game. I can't imagine what Kamen thinks of all this. And yeah, what they're doing to everyone who needed an uplifting story about imperfect but good people is painful. If you don't have the emotional maturity to see that violence leads to hurt, leads to more fighting, leads to hurt and death and disfigurement unless someone steps in and says: enough with the violence, you're basically a toddler. And a malicious one! But they've given the toddlers free rein at Netflix. I'm sure the next thing they write will be a series on why Rosa Parks is the epitome of evil.

I got sucked in because of the dedication of William Zabka and Ralph Macchio and now I feel betrayed. My one hope is that these actors always bring grace to this malicious writing and make something interesting out of something mean spirited. But if CK gets the GOT treatment in popular culture? Good.

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I hate Alex palmer sm lol she was fr playing the long game . At first Will was only using her for sex but then she “became “ friends with Rika and she played her well let’s be honest rika didn’t really have friends and she was very vulnerable at the time and she knew that being friends with rika will get her an in to be in their silly group and closer to will . If she didn’t become close to rika she wouldn’t even be as involved in the books she’d just be wills “ friend “ . And honestly will saying that she did everything Emory didn’t LIKE yea it was kinda her jobs lol u we’re kinda paying her to be there with you most of the time . And the way Alex always introduces herself as “I’m Alex Wills friend “ like yeah we get it bitch . And honestly why did she act all sorry for herself when she told rika how she became a sex worker . Like girl you did not have to do that . Emory was poor too and she probably worked a normal job to afford everything. But Alex wanted the rich lifestyle no? Nothing wrong with that but hey why act all sorry about yr job lol and playing the victim . And then after becoming friends with rika she moved on banks.

I hate Alex palmer sm

Same Anon Same, whenever I see her name in any discussion I just want to throw my phone away.

lol she was fr playing the long game.

I knew I was not the only one who thought that. I KNEW IT! Her being friends with the group was totally fine but her being territorial towards Will was weird, her being mean to Emory since the beginning gave it away, and I knew she wanted to marry Will the moment she said "I want Will to put that family necklace on me", mind you they are not dating, he never even said he loves her.

I mean she was not an evil mastermind but yeah she had motives okay.

She was playing the game with Will, how? Let's see-

Aydin was not talking to her, ignoring her entire existence but he was rich and had connections,

But then comes a guy, WILL GRAYSON he was good looking, rich then Aydin, popular, hot, good network, powerful , grandson of a senator, he was her literal dream, so if Alex end up with him then Aydin will be mad. So that way AYDIN WILL NOT WIN.

And she can easily afford her expensive lifestyle, win win for her from all sides.

But it all came to nothing when she saw Emory again in blackchurch, no 1 is paying Alex any attention now be it Aydin Or Will not even Micah and Rory they are all most focused on Emory. So now she neither have Aydin nor Will. And that was not part of the plan.

There is a line Emory says for Alex when they are all dress shopping that- "Alex looked like she thought she didn't belong with us anymore" And that was true, now Will whom Alex thought Will marry her was engaged to Emory, now on whom will she depend? Who will she use to look down on Aydin and make him loose and feel jealous? That's why she looked that she no longer belongs.

At first Will was only using her for sex but then she “became “ friends with Rika and she played her well

Hm, sorry Anon but I think she actually meant the friendship with Rika and during the time of corrupt she treated Will as her customer too.

It was around Hideaway when they become friends, according to her not for Will because in hideaway in last or second last chapter when the guys wanted to safeguard the girls Rika, Banks from Damon no one says Alex's name not a single guy, not even Will so if in the moment of danger if he couldn't even remember her then it clearly means she isn't that valuable to him even as a friend, It was Rika who asks Alex to come to Kai's house not Will.

But in Killswitch Will says that they have all the guys and girls even Alex, but Damon has no one, so I think it was during Killswitch he started seeing her as a part of the group, a worthy friend.

But for Alex, I believe she thought that Will ka just a customer in corrupt, a friend in hideaway, a best friend who likes her in Killswitch and after Killswitch she started thinking that Will and her Will get married and be an unbreakable part of the family. That her place is always besides Will.

let’s be honest rika didn’t really have friends

That's true, that's so true, Rika didn't actually had anyone at that time not even friends, well as someone who read all the books and it's very familiar with Rika's desire to butt in every conversation, it comes as no surprise to me. Like she never let anyone talk. And her having no one is the exact time choosen by the horsemen to strike and go for their plan. Nice.

and she was very vulnerable at the time and she knew that being friends with rika will get her an in to be in their silly group and closer to will.

I believe that Alex's friendship towards Rika was genuine. Not any of her other "friendships" Be it with banks or winter. And she had no friendship with Emory she was so so horrible to her. She her being friends with rika I don't think was a way to get close to will. To remain a part of the group sure, but not close to will.

If she didn’t become close to rika she wouldn’t even be as involved in the books she’d just be wills “ friend “.

If she hasn't gotten close to Rika then why would she be mentioned at all? In corrupt rika would have mentioned her as "some girl", she would have no role in hideaway or Killswitch because she was not the guys friend she was only there because Rika invited her to all of these places, be it Sensou Or the parties. She won't even be mentioned as Will's friend. She would have been a nobody. (The way I like it)

And honestly will saying that she did everything Emory didn’t LIKE yea it was kinda her jobs lol u we’re kinda paying her to be there with you most of the time .

EXACTLY! that was her job, you pay her to be considerate.

I have noticed, if a character has no money the Alex is not nice to them.

Rika, Michael, Kai, Will, Damon all had money and Alex was always around them, surrounding them, being nice to them

BUT BUT not banks she didn't have money and Alex was judgey towards her. In that shopping scene her undertone was so rude and she was only there because KAI PAID HER! not from the goodness of her heart, same with winter she only helped because either Will or Damon asked, and how can she say no to them.

But with Emory, she didn't have any of these leverage so she was rude, judgey and a shit person honestly. She was rude to emmy in cove scene and looked down at her when they first met, gaslited her in blackchurch, and had a " No no I will do everything, you are dumb don't question me" Attitude. Like WTF.

And the way Alex always introduces herself as “I’m Alex Wills friend “ like yeah we get it bitch.

I never picked it up, anon you might be onto something.

Alex introduced herself to Rika as "you saw me with Michael", but with Banks, winter and Emory as " Will's friend" It's weird, she never said Rika's friend, why? But rika was her best friend no? Maybe Alex was testing the water where other girls stand with Will, so thats why she was always like "hey, I am Will's friend" And it really proves that she wanted to end up with will because she introduced herself to Emory as Will's friend too knowing their history, she could have said, I am rika's, Michael's or Damon's friend But noooo she went I am Will's friend and then continued to look down on Emory, Okay so it's clear now that Alex always saw Emory as her competition and not a friend. Can I hate her anymore than I already do?

And honestly why did she act all sorry for herself when she told rika how she became a sex worker . Like girl you did not have to do that . Emory was poor too and she probably worked a normal job to afford everything. But Alex wanted the rich lifestyle no? Nothing wrong with that but hey why act all sorry about yr job lol and playing the victim .

This irked me too and irkes me so much, I mean nothing against what she does but thats the thing no one forced her to she could have gotten herself any job, a waiter, bartender anything but she choose to be an escort to support her luxurious lifestyle, it wasn't anyone else's fault but her own. You can do something for yourself then blame everyone around you that they made you do this. She was no way an icon like how everyone says she is. Emory definitely had to take other jobs too, she was interning, talking care of her grandma and also studying full time. Whatever Alex faced was her own fault.

ALEX WAS ALWAYS THE VICTIM! ALWAYS!

Her roommates engagement was broken because of her and aydin but ni Alex was the victim, Emory was kidnapped and played mind games with but no Alex was the victim, Emory had a horrible life since she was 11 but hey Alex suffered more so only she is a victim.

And then after becoming friends with rika she moved on banks.

I noticed this too 🤭 like girl first rika, then Banks and all the guys, she was trying to make her place permanent in their little group.

Thank for the ask,

Hope I didn't miss anything

Bye

I so want to use the Alex palmer tag but I will not.

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For the character ask game: 1, 2, 3, 9, 12, and 16 for Guinevere, Kay, and Hector! ☺️

Yay!! Thank you for the ask!

1 what do you like or dislike about this character?

We'll start with Kay he's easy. I love his loyalty, his grumpiness, the way he keeps ending up mentoring children despite claiming he hates them. The tired old soldier who really wishes the younger generation would shut up and listen. The sibling angst. He's my guy for sure lol

As for Hector he's just a little guy. Just a sad wet guy trailing after an older brother who isn't even aware.... truly a man I love. Surprisingly wild amounts of gender head cannons but we don't have to talk about that yet.

Guinevere.... I'll be honest I'm pretty neutral on her. I do wish we could stop having so much discourse around her because I always feel really nervous posting about her. (For the controversial thoughts dm me I'm not saying anything publicly)

2. What is your favorite canon thing about this character?

Kay it's alll about the loyalty the absolute devotion but also he's not exactly what you expect of a character in that role.

For Hector I just really love the dynamics he has

For Guinevere I think my favorite thing is her defense of Kay in the knight in the cart that was for sure the moment that made me go "oh, maybe I've been wrong about her". Pro tip of you want me to like a character have them be unexpectedly kind to Kay or a similar character lol

3. Least favorite thing about this character

Throwing me to the sharks I see/joking

Ok for Kay it's when he's just mean with no nuance or anything. The complexity is what makes him tasty otherwise he's just an asshole

I don't have one for Hector except that he's NOT FUCKING IN ANYTHING

Guinevere....ok hot take time: she doesn't need to be completely justified or evil guys. She can just be a person. Like she's not even real y'all we can chill out a little and explore possibilities and messiness and rest knowing no one was actually harmed.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

Kay: Absolutely not. Never. I'm horrible about assuming people are mad at me and I cry very easily it would not be fun for either of us.

Hector: sure he seems chill I'd just have to hide all of Lancelot whump fics lol

Guinevere: as long as she's chill with me drawing her secret lover in a corset and nothing else. Tbh we'd probably get along pretty well

12. Headcanons....

KAY LOST TO BEAUMAINS ON PURPOSE I SAID WHAT I SAID

Less of headcanon and more of a making my own canon but I think King Ban legitimized/claimed Hector and Hector and Lancelot lived as brothers for at least a little bit.

Big fan of Guinevere being friends with Kay, idk if that's really a headcanon tho lol

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

Ok so necessary disclaimer shipping anything is fine it doesn't hurt anyone irl <3 have your fun and let others have fun. That being said...

Kay: Kay/Arthur,and Kay/Gareth. I'll accept Gawain/Kay, I won't pretend that I don't understand it but it's just weird with how i tend to interpret their dynamic. All that said I'm not absolutely opposed to certain extremely dark and whumpy scenerios but that's not something I'm ready to talk about here just yet

Hector: does he have any ships? I legitimately don't think i've seen him shipped with anyone before lol

Guinevere: Once again i'm not sure I have any I don't like that I can think of.

Thanks again for the ask!! <3

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Wrd2mydeads🎵🎵

just feel like sharing my NY drill playlist with y’all bc i use a lot of them in my fics !

**= favorite …. you guys should listen !!

speed racing- kay flock (🔓) ft. blovee

triple threat- sdot go, naz gpg, & jay hound

raggy- spliffhappy

psa- kay flock (🔓)

is ya ready- kay flock (🔓)

penthouse- 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh)

insecurities- 41 (tata)

**black ops- faZe kayasan, 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh, tata, dee billz), c blu, kenzo balla

**joker- 41 (jenn carter)

**deuce- 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh)

d & d- blockwork & sha ek

wna- sdot go

shock- 41 (jenn carter, tata)

**wait- 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh, tata)

get home- set da trend (setty b)

evil twins pt. 2- sugarhill ddot & notti osama(🕊️)

everybody shot- 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh, no kartii, jerry west)

ayo bri (remix)- sugarhill keem (🔓) ft oy quan (🔓)

**catch up- bbg steppaa ft. dd osama

catch up pt. 2- bbg steppaa ft. dd osama

shot in the party- sha ek

o’s let’s do it (original)- dd osama & deeplay4keeps

keep geekin’- gooddayray ft. dthang gz (🔓 free my man my man)

**on the radar freestyle- jayklickin & jstar balla

**on the radar freestyle- dthang gz (🔓)

move it- sugarhill ddot

gzz box- dthang gz (🔓)

**breakin bad (okay)- sleepy hallow ft. sheff g (🔓)

**stop cappin- sugarhill ddot

eternal- dd osama

**2055- sleepy hallow

**bunny hop- dthang gz (🔓) ft. tdot (🔓 free the whole RPT)

free swindle- k. sixmade ft. 83baby, 3stripes, and dd osama

ice cream truck- sugarhill keem (🔓)

without you- dd osama ft. notti osama (🕊️)

take trips- sugarhill ddot ft. jstar balla

**can’t wait- sugarhill keem

see red- 41 (jenn carter, tata)

headshot- lil tjay, polo g, and fivio foreign

blame on me- j.i. the prince of new york

**talk facts- dthang (🔓), bando gz (🔓), and tdot (🔓)

**FUCKING FREE RPT.**

movelook- sugarhill keem

**movelook (remix)- sugarhill keem ft. blockwork

designer- sheff g (🔓) ft. sleepy hallow

imagination- mo kartii

throw- lil mabu & dd osama

dream- sugarhill ddot

sexy & i know it- sugarhill keem (🔓)

la lokita- jstar balla

wait for you- jayklickin ft. dd osama

missing- crazy james ft. dudeylo

**on the radar- enphamus

flock at the flockas- sugarhill keem (🔓)

wtf- sugarhill keem (🔓)

evil twins- sugarhill keem (🔓) ft. oy quan (🔓)

**shake it- kay flock (🔓), cardi b, dougie b (🔓) ft. bory3000

**opponent- dthang (🔓)

caution- dthang (🔓)

**like- dthang (🔓) ft. bando gz (🔓)

whoopty- cj

no remorse- sugarhill ddot

**many men- lee drilly (🔓)

don’t play with it- lola brooke ft. billy b

make it lit- kenzo b

**friday night- edot babyy (🕊️)

**red ruby da sleeze- nicki minaj (👑)

**stack it- bando gz (🔓)

dead opps- dd osama ft. notti osama (🕊️)

touch the ground- edot babyy (🕊️), sha ek, & sugarhill keem (🔓)

**wedgie man this, wedgie man that- dthang (🔓)

wild west- bigga bzz

**opp huntin’- kenzo balla

how you every o shot- cj goon, 30, sha ek

explosive freestyle- dudeylo

**bizurk- 41 (jenn carter)

**on gang- 41 (jenn carter, kyle richh, tata)

**being honest- kay flock (🔓)

**brotherly love- kay flock (🔓), dougie b (🔓), b lovee

tcardi- kay flock (🔓), dougie b (🔓), lilskrap 1090, justo b

opp spotter- kay flock (🔓) & blovee

**scene- dthang (🔓)

bestie- sleepy hallow

**deadly- nesty gzz ft. say drilly (🔓), lee drilly (🔓), e-wuu

EOS- yagi b, set da trend, dougie b (🔓)

public service announcement- lee drilly (🔓)

**4 for 4- leeks g bando ft. lee drilly (🔓), kay hound, bando gz (🔓)

**freak on- lee drilly (🔓)

habits- dthang (🔓)

get crazy- sugarhill keem (🔓)

no suburban pt. 2- sheff g (🔓)

**drill k pt. 1- tae porter

**50 for 50- blockwork

oyk- nas ebk (🔐 keep that nigga) ft. set da trend

dead gz- kenzo balla

**get back- sha ek ft. pj glizzy (🔓)

this is new york- scar lip

**stuck in my ways- dougie b (🔓)

**no ozone- cblu ft. set da trend

**muddy- pj glizzy (🔓)

bffr- kenzo b

**spinnin’- bbg steppaa & sugarhill ddot

300 bluntz- jayklickin & buba 35

**wrecc- 83baby & jayklickin

not in the mood- kay flock (🔓), lil tjay, & fivio foreign

**keep it 100- dougie b (🔓)

**me, myself, & i- kay flock (🔓)

fetty- 41 (jenn carter, tata, kyle richh)

**kant lack- kenzo balla & faZe kaysan

cuz we did- 41 (tata & kyle richh)

**princess diana- ice spice (👑) & nicki minaj (👑)

**deli- ice spice (👑)

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in my miles era rn but can’t forget my husband man free dthang, free bando, free RPT & drilly gzzly 💔💔💔 free doa, free pj glizzy, free the ed twins FREE NEW YORKKKKKK

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My thoughts on Dragons Rising (Spoilers)

At first I was very skeptical about dragons rising replacing the ninja with a bunch of new characters. It happens in a lot of shows I used to like and it never feels the same. However, I have grown to love them just as much. They're all just younger versions of the ninja, and they're starting to realize that.

First there's Wyldfyre and Kai. Aside from basically having the same power, (I'm still saying heat and fire are almost the same, idc that some cans burned and some melted) wyldfyre is very unpredictable with a more showy style of fighting and huge love for pranks. She also has a very hot temper, and thinks she's in charge. At first they're always at each other's throats fighting and yelling until Kai finally realizes that she's just like he was when he was younger. Did we really think we would ever see Kai, KAI???, of all people teaching meditation? I don't think so. And they're duo is absolutely deadly. We saw that armory explosion. I'm so excited for more WyldKai duo (Not a ship name, just a duo name) Aside from all the fighting, which lets be honest is bound to happen any time Kai is in the room, they are perfect partners and any time you need an explosion, they'll be there.

Sora and Nya fit as well. Tech savvy? Check. Trying to prove they're strong enough without their parents? Check. They both also struggled to find their true potential. Both had different specific problems, but in comparison to the other ninja, it was the hardest for Nya, and that might be true for sora as well as she's still reliant on Ryu for her power. Another big thing for Nya was being the "Girl Ninja", and I think that might come up in conversation with those two if Sora ever feels powerless. They would also make some absolute killer mechs and vehicles working together. With Nya's experience and intelligence, along with Soras intelligence and Powers? So many possibilities for kick ass rides and kick ass Lego sets (unfortunately at a price that kicks my wallets ass.) Nya also having Sora there is definitely helping distract her from Jay's absence. She still absolutely misses him, but having someone like herself around is definitely good for her.

Then, there's Lloyd and Arin. If these too match up just as well as the others, I'm quite scared about what Arin might have coming. The absolute amount of trauma that Lloyd went through throughout this entire thing is absolute absurd. And Arin is just finding out that Lloyd is the grandson of God himself. But I feel that Lloyd having a pupil is very good for him. He never got a childhood, literally having his child body taken from him by the aging potion, and he had to spend what short one he did fighting against the embodiment of evil inside of his father, multiple times. And if Arin is to follow in his footsteps, I don't even want to imagine what he's eventually going to have to go up against. Im hoping we can see some of father Lloyd peak through. Maybe him being the father and mentor he always wanted Garmadon to be but wasn't. And I wholeheartedly believe that Lloyd will be a good teacher. He doesn't have thousands of years of experience, but he's definitely been through the ringer. (And if Arin falls in love with a princess and Lloyd tries to talk him out of it I will lose my shit)

All of the ninja are now realizing just what Master Wu had to go through in order to train them all. They've learned and grown from his teaching tremendously yes, but now they're watching and teaching younger versions of themselves and relearning what they were like back then. I can't wait for the 6 million times Arin, Sora, or Wyldfyre make a mistake and say they don't deserve to be a ninja, and they all get to look at each other and laugh, and tell almost too many stories of all the times they've let the entire city get destroyed, died, been resurrected, destroyed realms, and all the fun quirky little traumatic world ending shit that they went through at their age. I'm glad that Dragons Rising still focusses on the ninja and they truly have just moved on to a different stage in their life by being teachers and mentors to the new generation, instead of just being cast aside as "Legends' and nothing more.

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no one asked but I am going to detail my "Cole and Wu are the lone survivors in the First Realm" AU because screw you that's why. -So basically it's exactly what it says on the tin. The Ninja use the traveller's tea to escape the Colossus but it's too late and Kai, Jay and Zane are killed, leaving Cole and Wu alone in the Realm of Oni and Dragons. -Wu ages slower than in canon, at a basically human rate (which is still faster than his normal rate). -Cole decides that integrating into the Hunter society gives him the best chance at survival, so Wu is raised as "Dangerbuff Junior" the whole time. -Back in Ninjago, it starts out about the same as in canon but Garmadon ends up remaining emperor for 5 years as opposed to the like, month he had in Hunted. -Mystake gets to live as repayment for killing her off in canon and the Tea Shop AU. -The Resistance is even more depressed, especially since they know for a fact that at the very least Zane is dead. -How do they know this? Nya found Pixal sobbing in a corner covered in frost. -Lloyd's arm injury (from season 8) keeps flaring up and getting re-injured to the point where it's safer to just amputate it. -Eventually the Serpentine have to get involved because this whole evil takeover is going on for a lot longer than they thought it would. -Cole is initially very against the idea of killing/eating dragons but eventually it becomes clear that he doesn't have a lot of options and he ends up becoming a really good dragon hunter and he and the rest of the group grow very close. -Wu's memories are hazy at best and, again, he's ageing at a normal human rate. He makes friends with the other kids and stuff and pretty much just IS a hunter kid. -Heavy Metal ends up trusting Cole enough to reveal who she really is, at which point he also reveals who he really is and who his son is, at which point Faith is like "Wait he's the FSM's son?? And you didn't bother to mention it until now???" -Cole rallies everyone to overthrow the Iron Baron at some point idk. -Over his reign, Garmadon slowly starts to reconsider the whole "being an evil emperor" thing, but he's already pretty committed to the bit at this point. -His 5-year reign is ended when he's straight-up murdered by his son (because let's be honest, his character can't really go anywhere from here and there's no chance of reconciliation). -Cole and Wu (or rather Rocky Dangerbuff and Dangerbuff Junior) are in the First Realm for 10 years. anyway everything else is still in the works and I haven't fleshed it out yet but I just really like this idea.

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NEVER THE DARK

chapter 2

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Prologue - Chapter 1

Warning: canon typical violence, grief

TASTE THE SALT OF FRIENDSHIP// NOTICE THE MOVEMENT OF A STRANGER// HOLD YOUR OWN

Jay is not new to the life of a ninja. In fact, he would even call himself a veteran (especially at the coffee shop next to the arcade, where he took full advantage of the ninja discount,) and as such, he knows that there’s a rule about being a ninja. A universal truth that simply states this: It will always get worse before it gets better.

What happened with Pythor? They failed, and he awakened the great devourer. Giant mythical world eating snake, ring any bells? Unable to stop one measly normal sized snake, they couldn’t win until they had to stop a massive apocalyptic ruiner. (Well, Garmadon had defeated him, but the ninja definitely helped!) And then there’s The Overlord, Who they had to kill twice, if he’s even really dead… Then Chen, who managed to succeed in turning his whole cult into snakes because the ninja failed to stop him when he was a human… Next is Morro and right after him the time twins, all of their plans fully realized until the ninja managed to save the day in the knick of time. Don’t even get him started on the whole Sons of Garmadon and Harumi disaster. The point is, they’ve never managed to stop the newest villain's evil scheme before it snowballs out of control and becomes nearly ten times harder to win.

They’ve unintentionally lived by this creed since Jay first stepped foot in the monastery courtyard. Instead of analyzing the current playing field and structuring a plan around that, they should all hunker down and think of the worst possible outcome and then go off that. Which is why it always baffles Jay how it surprises him every time. At this point, he should just tattoo Murphy’s law to the backside of his eyelids so he remembers the most important rule of being Ninjagos greatest heroes.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Why he pulled on his ninja suit expecting that tonight of all nights would be the moment they broke the cycle is a mystery to him. Maybe it’s a good thing the ninja lifestyle hadn’t stolen all his naivety? He should be touched that he’s still innocent, right? Something like that.

He’ll be honest with himself. Jay let his guard down just a teensy, tiny, itty-bitty bit. When they started their patrol less than 24 hours after Kai chased off the thief, he wasn’t as on edge as he could have been. He didn’t meticulously check the dark corners, or make sure the windows were properly latched, or carefully examine the room of creepy wax figures for a possible not-so-wax interloper. Nobody was there, anyway. He was antsy to get home, as were Nya and Kai, so when the clock struck midnight and the time to swap out came they were already standing outside the front doors as Cole and Lloyd pulled up.

The chances of the thief coming back the following night were just to the right of nonexistent. A few nights for the previous encounter to simmer down was expected. Jumping back into the museum so soon after almost being caught would have been a stupid, foolish mistake on her behalf. The woman from last night was inexperienced, but even the most clueless of thieves would know not to try for two nights in a row. It was common sense! A courtesy, even. That’s the way things were supposed to go.

“How’s it going?” Cole asks, stifling a yawn as he walks up.

“You’re in for another slow night.”

Lloyd groans, “Not again. I almost wish something would happen.” He jokes.

Coles communicator make a loud, shrill series of beeps. They’re completely unprepared for Wu’s phone call, the emergency alarm tone ends the conversation as Cole scrambles to answer it, getting his finger on the button to hear Wu’s urgent voice, “Left wing, coming out of the storage area,” He relays quickly, “She’s back!”

“Me and my big mouth.” Lloyd facepalms before shooting to the front of the group and leading them inside.

Jay's heart rate jacks up in anticipation and Lloyd breaks into a run, “Come on!” He calls, throwing open the doors. They fall into line behind him, sprinting through the clean and cozy halls. It wasn’t surprising Kai had lost the thief the night before- Krux had designed the museum, and it was all so purposefully confusing that it would be easy to lose someone if you guessed the right turns to make. It was like a massive maze. They pass by cursed paintings, ancient swords and racks of armor, fragile and crumbling scrolls of times long past, and a great deal of magical artifacts graciously donated (forced to surrender) by the Explorers Club that are clearly untouched. The Museum's alarm system would have told them if any exhibit had been disturbed, and Wu had said the woman was coming out of a storage closet. Hopefully they caught her before she got her hands on anything dangerous, since she didn’t have time to hunt down something like the Scroll of Forbidden Spinjitzu by this point. They finally emerge into a large grand hall. Old bones of long dead beasts are carefully strung up, put together with the utmost attention to detail to make large hulking goliaths stood around the room. Information stands decorate the room, happily informing the night air of the Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalicus intricate mating dances. On the other side of the hall is a door painted the same color as the wall with a white sign that says STORAGE. EMPLOYEES ONLY- but the woman closing the door behind her very clearly doesn’t work here.

“Hey!” Kai snaps as they come to a stop, the ninja fanning out in a semicircle across the hall in case she tries to flee. Slowly, they close in one her one step at a time.

She turns around and- well- she’s… not the same thief as before. She’s got tan skin and an angular face and short cut hair dyed hot pink that’s faded from a few washes. Jay tries to take it all in at once. He analyzes her every detail: A button up shirt several sizes too big, black on one side and stripped on the other, gray shorts, hot pink flip-flops that aren’t quite as vibrant as her scalp. She smiles lazily, black lipstick quirking to her left as a horizontal scar on the corner of her mouth pulls taut. She’s completely unconcerned with her predicament. Dangling from her left hand is a plastic grocery bag sagging with the spoils of her thievery.

“The ninja,” She says, sweeping her mismatched bluebrown eyes over them, “What an honor.” She doesn't sound a bit sincere, her eyes half lidded and tone bored and flat.

Jay blinks, “Who the heck are you?” He asks point blank. They know every major criminal in Ninjago! Sometimes personally! So this had to be another rookie, right? A team of two randos had actually managed to get a step ahead of them?

“I’m sorry, I don’t have much time to chat.” She sighs, not sounding sorry at all. She turns and starts walking over to a window, casually ignoring them. The echo of her flip flops slapping disrespectfully on the linoleum is the only sound in the room.

“Uh. excuse me?” Cole says politely, stepping forward. She hums in response, prompting Cole to continue, “We're not going to let you just leave with… whatever you stole.”

She doesn’t miss a beat, “You don’t really have a choice. You won't be able to stop me.” Her tone isn’t cocky or arrogant, she just delivered the statements as facts. Simple confidence. She’s well aware of her disadvantage but she doesn’t break stride, she’s not even a little bit bothered by their presence. If anything, she's making Jay nervous. She feels… dangerous.

“Oh really?” Kai reaches for his swords, “You said it yourself, lady, we’re the ninja. I think we can handle you.”

She stops walking, turning her head to scrutinize him with a bored expression on her face, “Maybe you could have, once.” she says frankly, and then she sighs, “It’s been three years, and your team hasn’t recovered yet. You’re not a threat anymore. I’m going to walk out of here with this-” She holds up the bag for a moment before dropping it back to her side, “-and the only thing you get to decide is if we’re doing this the easy way or the hard way.”

The air grows thick with tension, nobody moves.

“If you want my honest opinion,” She says almost gently, “Take the money the city owes you for all you’ve done and enjoy an early retirement. You can’t function a head short, It’s time to give up.”

Zane. Jay's chest constricts painfully, and before he can convince his lungs to take a deep breath the room’s temperature rises by several degrees. Kai's fury tastes like sulfur on the roof of Jay's mouth, hot and burning and rotten. The sounds of his swords unsheathing scrapes violently in the silence of the museum, “Fuck you.” Kai spits, and before the others can say anything he lunges directly for her. In the dark of the empty hall, his swords catch and seem to glow with moonlight, glinting deadly sharp.

For one horrible moment, it looks like Kai’s swords are going to aim true and skewer her. She steps to the side at the last second and Kai’s swing goes wide, missing her and causing him to stumble. She twists, plants her feet before turning back and delivering a textbook perfect hook kick and- crack-! Her heel connects with the back of Kai's head and sends him sprawling to the ground in an undignified heap. His swords clatter to the floor and go sliding across the room as he fails to catch himself. She steps away from him, standing confident and flat footed before looking at the rest of them, clearly waiting to see what they’d do.

It happened in the blink of an eye, so fast Jay nearly couldn’t keep up. She dodged Kai's attack. She’d dodged Kai’s attack-! That just- it didn’t happen. And she didn't seem scared or worried at all- still with that flat, bored expression. Like they were a minor nuisance.

Kai groans, “I… still hate you… but great form.” He grunts from the floor.

Her lips quirk into an involuntary smile before she looks back to the remaining ninja, “I’m assuming this means resolving this peacefully is out of the question?”

Nya growls, stepping forward and putting her fists up. Water gathers around her fists in tiny droplets, “Not out of the question, as long as you’re the one to surrender.” Her voice nearly trembles with rage, her eyes flicking to Kai as he brings himself to his hands and knees, shaking his head to clear the spots from his vision.

The woman shrugs, “I’m not going to.” And just like that the fight is on.

Nya breaks formation next and the others follow her, rushing the woman. She dodges each of their swings easily, weaving between them seamlessly. She seems to find and take advantage of every gap in their offense, and Jay can see her eyes flickering around them as she works out the perfect escape route. Jay realizes with a start that she’s not swinging back- not really. Physically, she can’t take them. The kick was a lucky shot and she only put him down because of how perfect the set-up was. If Cole were to land a blow- hell, any of them- they’d stop her in her track. If only she weren’t so. Damn. Elusive.

Cole swings his fist at her face and she plants her feet, raises her hands, and catches his fist mid-air. It takes both hands and all her strength to stop the blow but she does. It happens too fast for Jay to warn Cole- now that she has him, she’s set up another finishing move. She steps forward, throwing one arm over his shoulder and uses the other to push his fist down. She swings her leg around his, hooking the back of his knee and twisting just enough to knock his feet out from under him.

He falls directly to the floor, unable to counter it in time. Cole is not exactly a small man- how the mystery woman managed to execute that drop while being dramatically shorter than him he’ll never know- and when he falls he falls hard. He smacks into the ground gracelessly and lets out a stuttering wheeze, the air brutally knocked from his lungs. She releases him just in time to duck Lloyds arms attempting to bear-hug neutralize her and he trips over Cole, face-planting on the floor next to him.

Cole's rolls over and pushes Lloyds solid frame off his belly, “Can’t breathe!” He gasps out, still struggling to catch his breath. Lloyd presses the sleeve of his gi to his nose, his expression relieved when he pulls back to see no blood.

Jay goes to Cole’s side, helping him sit up. He looks up to see Kais rejoined the fight. His swords are forgotten and he's fighting with his fists, and again the woman seems to easily be dodging their uncoordinated attacks. Nya and Kai, as siblings, are the most naturally synchronized of the team and Jay can tell she’s putting more effort into dodging them than she was before. Lloyd and Cole follow Jay to their feet, preparing to jump back in. Kai gets a lucky swing in and clips her shoulder, and her expression goes from bored to mildly annoyed. She leaps to the side, transitioning into a roll to gain some distance. She takes half a second to gather her bearings as they all race towards her, narrowed eyes taking it all in. She breaks into a sprint, coming right towards them-!

And she runs right between Cole and Kai.

There had been a gap in their formation. Jays heart constricts again, and Kai and Cole stumble as if suddenly reminded they were missing a limb. Nya recovers the quickest, turning on a dime to chase after her. She pulls out a handful of throwing stars and flings them at the cables holding up the grundle bones- they come crashing down right in front of the woman, who skids to a halt. They’re blocking the path to the doorway out, and she won’t be fast enough to climb over them before Nya closes in on her. Whipping around to face Nya, she readies for a fight.

The bones don’t stop at the door- they crash backwards as well, spilling across the floor and separating Nya from the boys, leaving her and the thief circling each other in the arena of fossils.

“Not so tough now, are you?” Nya grins, the two of them keeping their distance. Nya walks carefully in a circle until she’s blocking the exit and the woman's back is to the boys, who are climbing over the mess to get to them. Perfect! She’s trapped!

She does that involuntary smile again, waiting until Nya is directly in front of the doorway before charging her. Putting her fists up, Nya waits for her to come to her. The woman bends as if she’s going to tackle her and Nya responds in kind, ducking down and widening her stance, stabilizing her form.

And then the woman leaps up into the air. It’s so surprising Nya doesn’t know how to react, looking up at her in shock before realizing she’s aimed directly for her. Before she can raise her arms in defense, the thief’s sandal comes down directly on her face. Using her forehead as a springboard, the woman flips off her head and across the room clear of the bones and debris.

She lands on her feet with the barest stumble before turning around and offering them a small salute.

Then she takes off down the hall.

Nya crashes into the bone pile, the force of the blow sending her sprawling. She groans as the boys finally manage to get past their obstacles, running over to her to check her over.

“I’m fine,” She grumbles as Lloyd helps her stand, her hair flies left and right as she shakes the blow off, “Just a bruised ego.”

“You got a little…” Jay gestures to his face.

Nya glaces at her reflection in a glass display case. Stamped across her expression is a perfectly preserved shoe print. “You’ve gotta be kidding me.” She  grunts, scrubbing her face with her sleeve until the mark is gone.

“Come on, guys.” Lloyd calls firmly from where the other three have cleared the bones out of the pathway, “We gotta go after her!”

“No arguments from me,” Nya says, cracking her knuckles before they all race down the hall after her.

Despite her lead, she hasn’t gotten far. Jay nearly thanks Krux in his head for the absolute nightmare of the museum's architecture, which is finally working in their favor. He could thank the mystery woman too, she made herself an easy target to track. All it takes is following the sounds of flip flops slapping.

Still, Jay has a bad feeling about all this.

[gwenbrightly]

Of Milk and Cookies Chapter 18

I'll be honest... It's been years since my last update. Life happened and a lot of my writing took a hit as a result. This story was never truly abandoned, just put aside for awhile, as much as I love this story. Anyway, I am so happy to finally have another chapter ready to share with the world. Hope you all enjoy!

"You have no idea how good it is to eat real food again," Nya declared through a mouthful of pizza. She was finally home after several days of being stuck in her hospital room. The doctors had been concerned about potential infections and had a hard time believing she would stay put if they released her sooner. It had taken a wide array of medical tests (and a lot of begging) to convince them to let her leave. Nya would have danced with glee if not for her stitches. Instead, she settled for a celebratory dinner from her favorite pizza place.

"I can only imagine," Lloyd commented. His own diet lately had been an odd mixture of fast food and local delicacies (some of which were…. Unique for lack of better words) depending on his location throughout the victory tour. He had politely declined her not so subtle attempts to get rid of her bowls of jello and mystery goop by getting someone else to eat them during more than one visit.

"I'm just glad you're okay, Nya," Jay told her, reaching for a slice of pepperoni. He had been extra protective of her since their mad dash to the hospital a few days earlier. Nya wasn't sure if she found it adorable or annoying.

"Yeah, don't scare us like that again." Kai added, earning him a vicious elbow jab from his sister. Nya ignored his yelp of pain.

"I'm fine, guys, really."

"If you're fine, I guess we should put back all the booby traps we found in your room, huh?" Cole offered teasingly. Several of the students of Wu's Academy had chosen to express their excitement at Nya's return by leaving little… surprises in her room.

"Nope. Definitely don't do that," Nya relented. She didn't have the energy to deal with frogs in her bed or whatever else the kids had come up with. "How did Sally and Megan even get in there?" Whoever else may have been involved, those two were almost always the ringleaders when it came to annoying Nya.

"It wouldn't surprise me if Brad taught them to pick locks," Lloyd offered with a shrug. As much as his friend had changed, Lloyd was sure he could still be a menace when he wanted to be.

"Eh. That tracks. I gotta say, I like that kid way better when he's focused on his gardening instead of causing chaos." Nya might find Brad annoying, but she had to admit he had done wonders with the school's flowerbeds.

"He has really been trying to turn over a new leaf lately. I'm proud of him," Stated Zane. The others nodded in agreement. Brad had come a long ways since they had first met him during the Evil Clone Incident.

"With a granny like his, I'm not surprised. She scares me." Jay shuddered.

"Hey, now," Lloyd said. He took a bite of pizza before continuing. "Everyone needs a slightly terrifying old person in their lives. Brad has his granny and we have Uncle Wu."

"You find Wu terrifying?" Zane asked, skeptical. He found it difficult to see Wu as particularly threatening. On most days, at least.

"Well yeah - Sometimes." The green ninja sheepishly admitted. He was fully aware that most people probably expected his father to be the relative he found scary. And Garmadon was scary, too, but things were different now that he was free of the Great Devourer's venom. Wu was a menace because he wanted to be, not because of any outside influences.

"Have you seen how quickly Wu can move when he wants to be sneaky? I swear the guy gives me a heart attack at least once a week popping up behind me when I'm in the middle of something!" Jay exclaimed, "I'm with Lloyd on this one."

"You probably shouldn't say that in front of Wu. It'll just encourage him," Kai commented.

"Yeah," Cole agreed, "Don't give him any ideas. One time I told him he might wanna sing a little more quietly in the shower… So He sang louder instead."

Nya stifled a giggle. Their uptight mentor certainly knew how to mess with people when he wasn't forcing them out of bed hellishly early to train. No one except maybe Zane appreciated that. Speaking of beds, Nya was beginning to think hers sounded like a rather nice place to be right about now. Definitely more inviting than the hospital cot had been. With a thick pile of fuzzy blankets and plenty of extra pillows. Mmm… Yes… Bed… sleep. She had a lot of sleep to catch up on…

"Ugh. I hate to say it, but I'm about ready to fall asleep at the table. All the pain meds they had me on really wiped me out," Nya admitted, yawning. Several of the others began to boo loudly at this announcement.

"Oh stop it you guys. You managed to survive a weekend without me. I'm sure you can survive a little longer," Nya told them. She rolled her eyes at the ridiculously pathetic looks Lloyd and Jay were giving her. She wouldn't be giving in to their pleading puppy eyes routine. Not this time.

"Aww fine…" Lloyd was the first to relent. "But at least have some dessert before you go?" He leapt up from his seat and disappeared into the kitchen to retrieve a grocery bag with several boxes of frosted sugar cookies. Nya stared longingly at them and said,

"I guess I could be convinced to stay up a few more minutes." She couldn't help it. The cookies were calling to her.

"That's what I figured," Lloyd replied. He really was an expert at the Bribing Nya game. It was a skill worth being proud of.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Cole interjected, "we can't have cookies without milk. It's practically illegal."

"Truth. I got it!" Jay announced. Glasses and a jug of milk were quickly added to the assortment of cookies Lloyd was arranging on the table.

"I propose a toast," Kai stated, pouring himself a cup of milk, "To Nya not dying and finally escaping the hospital."

The sound of glasses clinking followed as the others repeated, "To Nya not dying and finally escaping the hospital!"

It really was good to be home.

[nightfalltourmaline]

My guess on the next shuffle

Since the tsukisuta was announced to be on the 28th + the shuffle members will be announced on the 27th, and i've been thinking about this since EVIL NUM+

To start things out, the guest for the upcoming tsukisuta is Yamaguchi Tomohiro (Niki's VA), so he's most likely a 5*, which was expected to some extent.

This early in the rotation, it's not realistic to guess the rest of the lineup, though. It's not straightforward, and 4piece adds a piece of uncertainty to this, but I have to start somewhere.

Obvious considerations

Niki won't be in a shuffle with other Crazy:B members;

Neither will he be paired with members of previous shuffles;

Idols already featured in the current rotation shouldn't be getting another card before the rotation is finished;

Characters who didn't get a 5* in the previous rotation are more likely to get one this time;

If a character got a 5* already, they should be featured as a 4* for this rotation.

Which means the following idols won't be featured in the upcoming shuffle: Hokuto, Chiaki, Mitsuru, Hajime, Hinata, Rinne, Himeru, Kohaku, Kaoru, Natsume or Ritsu.

This is as solid as it goes, honestly. The rest is pure speculation, based on what sounds more or less likely.

Previous shuffle rotation

This is still the second shuffle of the rotation, so there's not much to discuss surrounding it, we only have EVIL NUM+ so far, so it's not like I can just do this based on elimination alone.

So a good place to start out is the previous rotation, to see if it's possible to notice any patterns.

Just in case it needs to be remembered, the shuffles were:

√AtoZ — Date Plan A to Z: Kaoru, Chiaki, Niki, Natsume, Mitsuru

XXVeil — Midnight Butlers: Izumi, Makoto, Himeru, Nazuna, Souma

Branco — Sweet Sweet White Song: Tori, Aira, Hajime, Sora

Ring.A.Bell — Aisle, Be With You: Midori, Mao, Keito, Leo, Eichi

Getto Spectacle — Moonlight Disco: Hiyori, Tatsumi, Hokuto, Kanata, Arashi

La Mort — Noir Neige: Ritsu, Rei, Kohaku, Mayoi, Nagisa

Puffy☆Bunny — Paradigm Reversi: Wataru, Hinata, Shinobu, Hiiro, Mika

Butou-kai — FIST OF SOUL: Kuro, Madara, Tetora, Adonis, Jun

BLEND+ — Heart aid Cafeteria: Tsumugi, Shu, Koga, Tsukasa, Yuuta

Flambé! — Have you been naughty or nice?: Rinne, Tomoya, Yuzuru, Subaru, Ibara

Organized in a "Shuffle unit — Song title: Event 5*, Scout 5*, Event 4* card(s), Scout 4* card" structure, but not more than this.

Where to look at now?

I'm not sure, to be honest, so let's keep it simple and look at dates, though I wouldn't say I expect to find out relevant information based on this alone.

√AtoZ: April 15th, 2020

XXVeil: November 30th, 2020

Branco: December 15th, 2020

Ring.A.Bell: June 15th, 2021

Getto Spectable: August 31st, 2021

La Mort: December 15th, 2021

Puffy☆Bunny: April 15th, 2022

Butou-kai: August 31st, 2022

BLEND+: November 15th, 2022

Flambé!: December 15th, 2022

The consistencies are:

Half of these were related to some commemorative date;

Christmas events are the first event of December;

They tend to start the year with a shuffle;

The dates are more or less consistent, but this doesn't mean much, as expected.

Now, rather than worrying about individual idols, how about seeing them as units?

√AtoZ: UNDEAD, Ryuseitai, Crazy:B, Switch, Ra*bits

XXVeil: Knights, Trickstar, Crazy:B, Ra*bits, AKATSUKI

Branco: fine, ALKALOID, Switch, Ra*bits

Ring.A.Bell: Ryuseitai, Trickstar, AKATSUKI, Knights, fine

Getto Spectacle: Eden, ALKALOID, Trickstar, Ryuseitai, Knights

La Mort: Knights, UNDEAD, ALKALOID, Crazy:B, Eden

Puffy☆Bunny: fine, 2wink, Ryuseitai, ALKALOID, Valkyrie

Butou-kai: AKATSUKI, MaM/Double face, Ryuseitai, UNDEAD, Eden

BLEND+: Switch, Valkyrie, UNDEAD, Knights, 2wink

Flambé!: Crazy:B, Ra*bits, fine, Trickstar, Eden

My hopes with this was to hopefully find out that they try not doing two consecutive shuffles featuring idols of the same unit, but this theory didn't stand to the test, since the first two shuffles had Crazy:B and Ra*bits members in their lineups.

Turns out most units feel grouped when you look at them like this. Though you could argue some of them were forgotten for a while.

Still, one thing that didn't happen, though, was featuring idols of the same unit as 5* cards for consecutive shuffles, so maybe (we hope) it's safe to rule out Trickstar & Switch, at least for a 5*.

They can still be in this shuffle, but will be a 4*, if that's the case. I'm just eliminating them because it's not like I can guess the entire lineup anyway.

Now that it came to this, and it's mostly giving clues about what would be more likely for a 5*, it's reasonable to rule out all the idols who got a 5* card, if they weren't yet: Wataru, Tori, Midori, Tatsumi, Aira, Hiyori, Shu, Rei, Tomoya, Kuro, Izumi & Madara.

Events/Scouts

Let's take a look at events, why not. Sure, happy elements doesn't really care if a character is due, but they're not going to give the same character two events with a short gap in between. Again, at least not two 5* cards. Can they do it? Yes. But why would they? When you have 54 characters to choose from, it just doesn't add up.

So, what was the shortest gap? From what I've gathered:

Natsume: 121

Kohaku/Tsukasa: 167

Hinata: 212

Kohaku: 214

Kohaku: 257

The idols who got events in the last four months: Tetora, Hiiro, Adonis & Leo.

Now, for scouts... the shortest gap was under 60 days, I believe. If it wasn't, then it was general. Remembering things is hard, but I'm working with what I got at the moment. This isn't that serious, I don't need to look it up.

But yes... it's not possible to rule out many idols here, since this is such a short period.

Anyway, the idols who got a scout 5* in the last 2 months were: Eichi, Ibara, Yuuta, Souma & Tsukasa.

"How many are left at this point, Linen?", you may ask. Well... 16.

Is there anything else to look at? I'm not sure. Being very honest, here. I know there is someone keeping track of how due a character is considering when they last got a 4* too. Makes sense, but I wouldn't say it's strong evidence to rule out Shinobu and Mika here because they got a 4* somewhat recently. The same applies to 4piece, since they're slowly but surely getting 4* cards as VS takes place.

Sure, the logic I used here has its flaws: Niki's VA being featured in the tsukisuta as a guest makes it very solid that he's the event 5*. So characters featured in events during the last 4 months can actually still get a 5* now, because they would be scout ones. It would be especially painful for AdonisPs, but could it happen? Yes. That's the situation for Tetora, Hiiro, Adonis & Leo. Lower chances of being the other 5* because they're not due, but that could definitely be the outcome.

Past combos

Because shuffles are a great opportunity to experience something new.

What do I mean, though?

So... Niki only got a tour so far. But he was paired with Nazuna, so it would be a bit repetitive if he got another event where the other 5* happened to be Nazuna. No songs for most tours, however... this scenario is yet to repeat itself, so I'm guessing it's safe to assume they're avoiding it.

Can the same be said for things like covers and fusion live? I'd say no, because no one got a 5* for these. And it's questionable if it means something if two units got a song together once or twice.

But okay, let's check this.

The covers were:

U.S.A — Crazy:B & UNDEAD

Hamtaro to Tottoko Uta — Ryuseitai & Ra*bits

Tell Your World — 2wink & Switch

Yuukyou Seishunka — Valkyrie & AKATSUKI

(RE)PLAY — Trickstar & Eden

Starlight Parade — fine & Knights

Yoru ni Kakeru — ALKADOID & Double Face

If you don't look too closely, you can say no shuffle 5* duo coincides with these. But I'd still take it with a grain of salt. I guess it just makes it more unlikely for Niki to be paired with Koga. Since they theoretically have a song together, despite the fact there were other 6 people there with them.

Fusion Lives, it is, then:

Majestic Magic — Eden & Switch

Pocket ni Uchuu — Ra*bits & Double Face

Artistic Partisan — ALKALOID & Valkyrie

Crossing Heart — fine & Trickstar

PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT — UNDEAD & AKATSUKI

Seishun Emergency — Ryuseitai & Knights

LEMON SQUASH CHEERS — 2wink & Crazy:B

Yuuta was rightfully ruled out already, so it just doesn't say anything, but, for the sake of it, I verified this and, basically: these combos aren't seen in any of the shuffles we currently have. Again, that is only true for 5* combos. Since, you know... Midori and Leo were in the same shuffle, for example.

Conclusion

There isn't one, actually. But if you need this information summarized, then I'll give you that.

Niki's VA was announced as the guest for the next tsukisuta, and they revealed that the next event will be a shuffle. Adding the two tells you Niki should be the event 5*, and the information I gathered during this post are:

Rinne, Himeru and Kohaku won't be in the lineup because they're also Crazy:B members;

Natsume, Hokuto, Hinata, Hajime and Ritsu aren't going to be in the lineup because they were already featured in EVIL NUM+;

Kaoru, Chiaki and Mitsuru shouldn't be in this shuffle because Niki was in a unit with them in the first rotation;

Izumi, Makoto, Tori, Aira, Midori, Mao, Hiyori, Tatsumi, Rei, Wataru, Kuro, Madara, Tsumugi, Shu, Rinne and Tomoya can be a 4*, but not the other 5* because they already got one in the previous rotation;

Subaru and Sora can't be a 5* for this shuffle because a member of their unit was a 5* in the last shuffle event, but can still be featured as 4* cards;

Other idols from units of the members of EVIL NUM+ may still be part of this lineup, as a 4* or a 5*;

Ibara, Yuuta, Eichi and Tsukasa can't be the other 5* if Niki is indeed event, because they got a scout 5* in under 60 days;

Assuming Niki is actually a scout card, Tetora, Hiiro, Adonis and Leo shouldn't be the event 5* because their last event card was released in under 120 days;

Nazuna is unlikely to be the other 5* because he was paired with Niki in their tour;

Koga and Adonis may not be a priority for 5* this time because Crazy:B and UNDEAD have a cover song together.

I may have forgotten bits and pieces, but this should make things simpler.