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Ngl watching DS9 I was expecting Dukat to figure out that Sisko's Ultimate Weakness was babies and come to the station with his new month old son to use as a Distraction.

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I love in grace kelly when mika says he tried "a little freddie" bc it's like mika we are all friends here. let us be honest with one another. there is no way that the amount of freddie that you tried was "a little"

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EL MAR TE DERRIBARÁ

Ship on Rough Seas — Max Jensen (1908)

You’re Doing Just Fine — Charlotte Eriksson (2015)

The Little Mermaid — Edmund Dulac (1911)

By the Sea — Emily Dickinson

Seascape — Alfred Thompson Bricher (1890)

Temple of Poseidon, Sounion, Greece — Aris Messinis (2018)

Suzanne — Leonard Cohen (1967)

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Get you a friend who knows nothing about pop culture

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socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

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***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

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original print from depop

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Was macht ein Clown im Büro?

Faxen.

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Today I realized

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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

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Seals in Kelp Forest.

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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.