#Kaa is the ball python

[dglvr1760]

been busy buuut

here are some animal photos!

And I've been cleaning deer bones! Got a ribcage and a femer + half of a pelvis from the school and have been auto claving them, de greasing them, and sun bathing them! So pic under the cut of those!

Any questions I'm happy to answer!

[scientistservant]

I want to wreck their withering bodies asunder.

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

[superserpentsmackdown]

Welcome to the Super Serpent Smackdown!

Our current bracket of beloved serpents:

(List of competing serpents will be under the cut if you can’t read it)

Propoganda is allowed and encouraged, so long as it is not hateful or slanderous towards any competing snakes, your fellow voters, or either blog moderator. Please tag this blog in your propoganda if you want us to reblog it! You can also just reblog from a poll and put your propoganda there, but tagging us boosts the odds that we’ll see it. Have fun and may the best serpent win!

Caduceus (Greek Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Eyelash viper (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Flying snake (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Ouroboros (Norse Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 4)

Wester hognose (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Dalamadur (Monster Hunter) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

The serpent in the Garden of Eden (The Bible) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Changsheng (Genshin Impact) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Kaa (The Jungle Book) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

The Great Devourer (Ninjago)

Serpent Demon (The Yin-Yang Master: Dream of Eternity) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Bush viper (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Wadjet (Egyptian Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Titanoboa (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Indonesian pit viper (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Naga (Shantae) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Masquerattle (Cassette Beasts) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Naydra (Legend of Zelda) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Asmodeus Poisonteeth (Redwall) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Arabian sand boa (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 4)

Undertide (Flight Rising) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Giant Snake (Beetlejuice The Musical) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Jormungandr (Norse Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3:

Hoopsnake (Folklore) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Karai (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Rainbow Serpent (Indigenous Australian Dreamtime)

Slow worm (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Naga (Minecraft Twilight Forest mod) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Seviper (Pokémon) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Manda (Naruto) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Viper (Kung Fu Panda) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Garter snake (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Twin Snakes (Haribo Candy) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Serperior (Pokémon) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Sandiramon (Digimon) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Pythor (Ninjago)

Gaboon viper (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Yaldabaoth (Homestuck) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Uk’otoa (Critical Role) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Mr. Snake (The Bad Guys) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Rope Snake (Mother 3) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Lernie (Hades) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Mara (Doctor Who) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Ball python (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 4)

Snakewater snakes (Team Fortress 2) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Apophis (Egyptian Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Leviathan (The Bible) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Quetzalcoatl (Aztec Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Brutus (The Reckoning) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Long-nosed whip snake (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Blue Malaysian coral snake (Real life)

Carniviper (Cassette Beasts) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Sapphire Dragon (Xiaolin Showdown) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Rattly (Donkey Kong) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Lindworm (Norse Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Hydra (Greek Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Ringneck snake (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Skittles (Real life) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 3)

Stringbean (The Owl House) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Medusa’s hair (Greek Mythology) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 2)

Sir Hiss (Robin Hood) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 1)

Snake (Snake) (ELIMINATED: ROUND 4)

[styxnbones]

(gehenna-calling) 18 and 19 for danny, 1 and 2 for cass, 13 for kellen and 20 for apollo!

Danny:

18. What’s your oc’s relationship like with their family?

Well, it was pretty great up until he vanished on his way to uni. Since then he's managed to keep some contact with his mother (who is Extremely Worried for him) but in order to keep his family from finding out what happened to them, and therefore relatively safe, he's had to act more antagonistic towards them. It sucks, and it hurts, and he's really not good at it, but he trusts that it's for the best and it's been working so far.

19. answered here

Cass:

1.answered here 2. Does your oc have any nicknames? How did they get these nicknames?

Like with Danny, "Cass" is actually the nickname as her full name is Cassandra. Unlike Danny, Cass just started getting called Cass as a kid and rolled with it (subconsciously bc it has better gender than their full name).

Kellen:

13. What is your oc’s most prized possession? What’s the importance/meaning behind this item?

Oh man, Kel has so many Important Things it's hard to pick just one but I think it has to be Kaa. Kaa was a Ball Python and was the first snake Kel owned- and unfortunately he died shortly after they did (partly due to age but also in part due to neglect in the aftermath of their embrace). Kellen was absolutely devastated by this, and impulsively decided to fleshcraft his corpse into their own. It was kind of a rush job at first, but they've improved on it since, and now they have a snake embedded in their chest instead of a couple ribs. (close to their heart) (so they'll never be able to leave him alone again)

Apollo:

20. What does your oc’s bedroom/house look like? How does this reflect their personality?

Right now? Her house is the remnants of a burnt out west hollywood mansion that have sat untouched for 50 years. The "bedroom" she spent all that time sleeping in was a crawlspace under the stairs to the basement. I could spout some bullshit about how it reflects that she's "passed through fire" but really it just exhibits the shit fucking luck she had at the end of her chronicle.

[gruesomejack]

Vi's ball python is named Kaa 😔❤️

[theworldofmycreations]

Revamped Power Rangers OC number thirteen!

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Gina Mae Delgado

Age: 9

DOB: June 19th, 1992

Occupation: Fourth Grader, Green Operation Overdrive Ranger

Pronouns: She/Her

Friends: Ashley (Best Friend), Mack, Ronny, Will, Rose, Dax, Ty, Andrew, Spencer, Sentenial Knight, Vella.

Family: Natalie (Mom, Dentist), Kaa (Pet Albino Yellow Belly Ball Python)

Likes: Soccer, Boxing, Riding her ATV, Playing her Semi-Acoustic Guitar, Trampolines, Ghost Stories, Her Boom Box, Trick Flips

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Food: Watermelon

Skin Color: Extra Light Almond

Hair Color: Warm Gold

Eye Color: Sky Blue

Appearance: She wears a green and white baseball shirt, black and white athletic shorts, white socks, and red and grey sneakers with black laces. Her hair is tied up in a ponytail and there are dimples on each cheek.

Facts

-When Gina’s mom was pregnant with her, her dad cheated on her for a much younger woman and they got divorced on the spot. Hence, why Gina is being raised by a single mom

-She wants to be a famous soccer player and represent her country in the Olympics as a soccer star when she grows up

-She loves to play soccer and is the star player on her school’s soccer team and a top boxer in her boxing gym

-Her sword is a crane driver (inspired by a crane)

-She isn’t afraid to kick someone’s butt

-She likes to incorporate her soccer and boxing moves into every battle

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Created via Adobe Illustrator.

[mystiika]

( sms → kie ) wow i dunno i think that might be a little too personal ( sms → kie ) definitely snakes tho, i actually have a ball python as a pet ( mms → kie ) image ( sms → kie ) her name is kaa

@mystiika's warren peace gets frozen

[text to: flameo hotman] okay, final question: what's your favorite animal?

[text to: flameo hotman] i know, i know, this is the deep stuff; maybe we're not there yet, but i want to know 'cause i figured i'd try my hand at making a snow sculpture of whatever your favorite animal is. so long as it doesn't look freaky.

[seahaven-stims]

🐍 Kaa Stimboard! 🐍

Requested by: me he he

🐍 🐍 🐍/🐍 🐍 🐍/🐍 🐍 🐍

[morganthereptilegoth]

I’ve had rescue baby Kaa for a few months now, and he’s doing quite well. He’s finally having perfect sheds, and eating appropriately sized food. Very proud of how this little guy is bouncing back.

[sister-lucifer]

ya my baby kaa :3 i don’t have any pics of him bc he’s shy but he’s a ball python

why is there cracking noises in the ceiling. i am so afraid what

[zauns-eye]

I love this nerd so much oml

[kaatheballpython]

I'm so proud of this selfie

[muses-of-the-memory]

Kaa and Oogie Boogie were both complimented by Lucas about what they could do after the villains had shown their cartoon for the House of Villains. Then, Oogie, Kaa and the other villains' eyes started to gleam red with ominous auras. "Good idea. Kaa, let's show him our ssstuff." Oogie said to the rock python said as he showed his snake-like tongue.

"Trussst in Me..." Kaa said having to try and hypnotize Lucas using his eyes, until they heard Minnie Mouse coming in. "I'm giving you and the other villains just 30 seconds to turn this back into the House of Mouse! Starting now!" Minnie demanded to Jafar as she started to count.

"30! 29! 28! 27! 26! 25! 24! 23!" Minnie counted as Jafar gestured Captain Hook to show her the door as she was grabbed with his hook. "Now, we were going to heat things up with a twisted tale to give Mickey and Minnie a real scream, but since this hero is here, let's give them our best performances." Jafar said to his fellow villains as Minnie screamed being tossed out.

On the stage, villains were having Lucas watch their respective performances; like Captain Hook having to toss his sword at Peter Pan's dolls wearing a blindfold, Hades using his flamethrower routine at his imps, Pain and Panic, Ursula tossed water balls with Cruella de Vil at King Triton tied up, and Oogie Boogie was eating a lot of bugs tossed by Lock, Shock and Barrel.

"Like what we've done with the place, piggyback-rider?" Asked a boy similar to PJ who was standing next to Lucas. It was Dark Mills who was now wearing a scar on his face thanks to fight with Ladybug and Cat Noir. "Was wondering when you'd show up... Tell me? Did my wimpy counterpart show up with you?" He asked as I manage to sneak Mickey and his friends backstage, and set him up for his fight with Jafar.

@the-world-hopper

"Hey Lucas. You and me just got invited for a Halloween Bash at the House of Mouse." PJ said. (@muses-of-the-memory)

"Again?" Lucas asked, seeing as if it's the second invite so far, "Well, can we at least invite our Heartless troop to come with us?"

@muses-of-the-memory

[amazinmango]

Defective Bath Bombs (PSA)

Okay, I know bath bombs are like a Thing or something, so I wanted to try them, but I’m kinda a delicate flower and allergic to a lot of things and I wanted all-natural ones that aren’t going to cause problems, so I figured I’d try these; they have a real interesting texture and some weight to them.

It didn’t work out like I thought it would.

fig 1: try of bomb, flavor “Kaa.”

Gently deposited first bomb, and it quickly began to dissolve.

Waited for fizz, bubbles, sparkles, anything. It just kind of expanded.

And THEN a curious thing happened:

....never had a bath bomb nope out on me before. 0/10, Would Not Recommend, clearly defective, must return to store