#KKBB

[timey-acey222]

kiss kiss bang bang? i sure hope it does

[airlocksandaviaries]

Happy pride month to HIM

[gothidecorem]

Its honestly a crime that I haven’t edited Perry more…

[icemankazansky]

Perry van Shrike, aka Gay Perry. Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV.  Just incorporated.  He's big time.  Also, he's gay.

Val Kilmer as Perry van Shrike in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) + the Gilbert Baker Pride Flag

@pscentral event 16: pride colours

[ewebie]

Safety First: Ch 20 - T is for Tempting

Right. Fine. I buckled. I definitely didn't do this to avoid another AU of an AU of an AU... pirates. All of you.

Safety First: T is for Tempting

“Fascinating.” Lestrade stuck his head out of the kitchen from where he’d been busy preparing dinner. “What?” “Nothing,” Mycroft dismissed absently, his attention remaining entirely on the TV.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

🙊

Bonus : Val's reaction

[cutesycadaver]

This took me so fucking long (Flash Warning)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (mostly Perry)

I haven't made a edit, not to mention this good, in a while

[calkale]

Happy why would you pee on a corpse Tuesday

[kazanskys-mitchell]

the urge to watch kiss kiss bang bang is so strong rn

[blazingstar29]

Top Gun 1986!Kiss Kiss Bang Bang AU

Tom knows the guy they rang him about is at this party along with his producer. As of now he’s currently making the producer increasingly uncomfortable with a gay story. It is one of his preferred hobbies, making this guy uncomfortable. 

“Then I said I wished I was in the Navy and he goes ‘oh, you like the idea of being on a ship full of men?” 

“Jesus,” Cain, the producer, mutters. “You and your stories, Tom.” 

He smiles, “does it…scare you, Cain?” 

It sends the man down a stammered denial where he compares being gay to painting a boat with elephant blood or something. But Tom tunes out, something else has caught his attention. Someone.

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the top gun kkbb au is actually proving quite hard to write so the chapters may take a while so i thought i'd share little snippets as i write <3

[friendlyshaped]

about to devote every part of my lifw to this obscure movie from 2005

[callmearcturus]

@malewifebillcage replied to your post “Watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with family and oh...”:

I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU it’s the movie of all time for making rdj a bimbo twink, val kilmer a mean gay man, and michelle monaghan a sexy santa cosplayer

​god RDJ is so fucking twinky in it, you're right. he's so fucking stupid and big hearted. and the specific way terrible things keep happening to him but he tries SO HARD to be a good guy and protective and chivalrous.... which only ends with him getting the shit kicked out of him.

michelle monaghan. god this is my favorite role of hers. she's the dream girl, she's damaged, she's sexy, she's smart, and she has to wear stupid outfits and explain her ideas. she's so funny and great.

PERRY IS JUST. the heart of the movie? like for me the movie is actually about Perry and maybe its bc I'm always been affirmed by Perry? Like the entire movie is against him, and to me it feels like every gay joke is at the expense of the homophobes. But he is vERY gay, he's flamboyant, he's mean, he has mannerisms, he leers as hot asses-- but he's also The Competent One, he takes care of Harry and Harmony

and like there are so many Cinematic Parallels between Harmony and Perry. both intimidate Harry, they correct him and guide him, they shout at him when he's particularly fucking stupid. they also both get nearly identical "I'm not who you think I am" moments ("I'm not a nice man, Harry." "You think I'm amazing.")

AND IN THE END THE LAST PERSON WE SEE HARRY WITH IS PERRY, and he's touchy and grabs Harry's mouth and the absolute comfort there

KKBB IS THE MOST!!!! IT'S THE BEST!

[airlocksandaviaries]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang as Text Posts: shrikehart edition (3/?)

Part 1 | Part 2

[gothidecorem]

The way

The way this man

The way he looks in this screenshot

I’m deceased

[bredforloyalty]

i didn't remember the mention of child sexual assault at the beginning of kiss kiss bang bang??? did i just not perceive that that's what happened in harmony's family or did it not strike me as important so i just forgot

[ewebie]

Safety First: Chapter 19 - S is for Sedition

Y'all know why...

Safety First: S is for Sedition

“Have you read this?!” Lestrade paused halfway through a push-up, craning his neck to gauge the level of Holmes’ irritation. “That depends…”